LOL! These Performances Will Make You Laugh So Hard, You'll Cry! - America's Got Talent 2019

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  • Sethward returns as walrus, Kevin Schwartz delivers hilarious jokes, Michael Paul brings amazing ventriloquism, and Melissa Arleth performs her CHEESIEST performance!
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  • @googly4038
    @googly4038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7370

    I like how Simon the so called “mean” judge is the one to run and help when he fell off the stage.

    • @brianhill4153
      @brianhill4153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +368

      Simon has a soft heart... More so since his mom died.

    • @Owlventure_Aviation
      @Owlventure_Aviation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@brianhill4153 When?

    • @brianhill4153
      @brianhill4153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@Owlventure_Aviation In april 2016

    • @christymurphy7283
      @christymurphy7283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      Simon is not "mean" he just takes his job seriously

    • @vrovroal
      @vrovroal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      nah this man just didn’t want his show to get sued

  • @gracesaunders7527
    @gracesaunders7527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3729

    i think the walrus guy was protesting that walruses shouldn’t be in circuses. i would be a yes from me!

    • @lpswhimsy4774
      @lpswhimsy4774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I agree.

    • @sleepy6694
      @sleepy6694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Grace Saunders no all animals shouldn’t be in circuses

    • @Dashingturtle
      @Dashingturtle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@sleepy6694 ikr Just some clowns or other things are fine too we dont need to hold animails against their will

    • @idahernandez4032
      @idahernandez4032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Me to god julienne is a puta

    • @MuhammadAshraf-hb1zs
      @MuhammadAshraf-hb1zs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That was soook funny how come people dont like it!?

  • @akostoth9389
    @akostoth9389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1995

    _"Let me tell you the first time i black out: ...... That's all i remember"_ I GET IT!

  • @alfaskripz
    @alfaskripz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    The 2nd guy who's going through extreme anxiety has done great feats to reach where he is. And for that I give him the biggest pat on the back.

  • @AnthonymarioOrozco
    @AnthonymarioOrozco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2360

    “I’ll be back”
    *_”Jesus Christ”_*

    • @gracesaunders7527
      @gracesaunders7527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      TheBatgamer i laughed so hard 😂😂😂

    • @ecogreen123
      @ecogreen123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      sad he didn't, we need him now more then ever XD

    • @matijaslat2100
      @matijaslat2100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      that guy was the best! jeff dunham did it like that

    • @throne_glass1942
      @throne_glass1942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@ecogreen123 he will come!✝️

    • @Animalityno4
      @Animalityno4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He is already here ^^

  • @McMerlin11
    @McMerlin11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3968

    “Don’t try this at home!”
    *No problem, I dont have a seal costume or a beach ball.*

    • @edp0123
      @edp0123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Walrus*

    • @user-fj6wb7yu7m
      @user-fj6wb7yu7m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Wow thank you for saying you want to get the walrus guy more hurt

    • @DESIREDP0V
      @DESIREDP0V 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      HawkyPlays that poor man..

    • @drowsy1866
      @drowsy1866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Already tried it xD

    • @jepp.967
      @jepp.967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nor*

  • @arubella-arsenal978
    @arubella-arsenal978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    “I went to the grocery store and saw a sign. It said: No food or drinks inside. So I went home.” THAT RLLY HIT ME

    • @jocelyngarcia8312
      @jocelyngarcia8312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I dont get it

    • @DyxiusMG
      @DyxiusMG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jocelyngarcia8312 The grocery store doesnt have food or drinks, so he went home because maybe there's food in there.

    • @abhishekpratap8784
      @abhishekpratap8784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@jocelyngarcia8312 that sign is meant to say ' don't eat food or drink something inside the store, buy it and eat it later' , he literally took it word for word

    • @kimberlyb9608
      @kimberlyb9608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jocelyngarcia8312 what do you go to a grocery store to buy? Sign said no food or drinks, so he went home.. it's a joke.

    • @ZombifiedBuizel
      @ZombifiedBuizel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's like a joke my grandpa tells: "A guy went hunting. He saw a sign "Bear Left" so the guy went home."

  • @k.hizzle5376
    @k.hizzle5376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +856

    Kevin “...I needed an excuse to leave my house...”
    Me: I can relate.

    • @LiliLawless
      @LiliLawless 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same

    • @QueenKajime_original
      @QueenKajime_original 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I would but then I lose all motivation, even with sn excuse. 👌

    • @smashleyscott8272
      @smashleyscott8272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Get to living... or dying will get to you. Be part of the world... it needs you.

    • @acbutler42
      @acbutler42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His whole act was super relatable. I liked his one-liner schtick, he's like the everyman's Jimmy Carr.

    • @ARTPLAYSGAMES86
      @ARTPLAYSGAMES86 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Go to work...

  • @CreamSupreme444
    @CreamSupreme444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3437

    “Isaac Newton died a virgin, that means I have a one up on one of the worlds greatest scientists, I’m not dead.” The best joke in all of AGT.

    • @h4rry_r035
      @h4rry_r035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah what else did is you think he's one up on

    • @annimerethenilsen8888
      @annimerethenilsen8888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You should have many yesess

    • @stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369
      @stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It became a meme

    • @Jordanfizer
      @Jordanfizer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ⁶⁹

    • @fanofmanylegends9709
      @fanofmanylegends9709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      For those who're confused: The joke was delivered in a way to make you think he outdid Newton by not being a virgin, but instead he outdid him by being alive which means he's a virgin too.

  • @kadencaudle9871
    @kadencaudle9871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2812

    I love how Simon immediately runs up to the walrus man to see if he's alright. Didn't even waste a second. The moment he saw the man fall, he jumped up

    • @angukatosolo672
      @angukatosolo672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      its his show afterall he doesnt want to take risk

    • @M_Rosales
      @M_Rosales 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      He is sweet but also moneeeeyyy is on the line

    • @marialimon4138
      @marialimon4138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      We have a hero in our midst... that and he doesn’t want to lose money. 🙃

    • @alemtsehaititi412
      @alemtsehaititi412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      one of them should've stopped him beforehand anyways the guy's obviously not thinking right

    • @SparrowValentine
      @SparrowValentine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah same. Simon may be tough, but he cares about you ❤

  • @killerkamen1183
    @killerkamen1183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Getting a yes from Simon is like getting four yes’s all in its own, I swear

    • @vietnamauthuong7765
      @vietnamauthuong7765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      so true. at times I'm annoyed by the female judges. Something wrong with me ?

    • @doozyonya
      @doozyonya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vietnamauthuong7765 I agree

    • @rotua98
      @rotua98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If it sing act
      Simon can make crazy decision aswell when it comes to stupid act

    • @zettascorner4908
      @zettascorner4908 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vietnamauthuong7765 for the first one yes for me

  • @scarystorytimewithjosey6248
    @scarystorytimewithjosey6248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    "I'll be back " "Jesus Christ"
    😂😂😂

    • @GVNRND
      @GVNRND 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That’s funny because He actually will be back 😆😂🤣

    • @ecomamaadmin3328
      @ecomamaadmin3328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      - I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
      - Elton John
      ... ROFL

    • @joon_choco
      @joon_choco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GVNRND 😂😂😂 and on a serious note his coming back time is coming near and near according to hadiths

  • @infiniteh976
    @infiniteh976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    “Just married makes it sound like there already disappointed ”🤣🤣🤣

    • @vmirac-5270
      @vmirac-5270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      infinite hawkins I read this while he was saying it lol

    • @foolishdonut
      @foolishdonut 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *their

    • @vendettaworm6185
      @vendettaworm6185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@foolishdonut they're * lol

    • @rickbouwman8448
      @rickbouwman8448 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      69th like

    • @infiniteh976
      @infiniteh976 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Foolish Donut just laugh fool

  • @libkingz6689
    @libkingz6689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +979

    Nobody:
    Simon: “are you ok, are you alive” as he watches the man stand up

    • @morosorodubuc5110
      @morosorodubuc5110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Eli David gotta make sure he’s not a zombie walrus

    • @allieolivier9962
      @allieolivier9962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      When he fell I could not stop laughing

    • @antoniofleck7881
      @antoniofleck7881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think I laughed at hard at this comment as when he actually said it

    • @jcpvlip
      @jcpvlip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Allie Olivier 🥋⛸

    • @chopsuymatus9349
      @chopsuymatus9349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is it just me or does the walrus act remind you of that horror movie Tusk.

  • @christianperkins3304
    @christianperkins3304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    Guy:"I'll be back"
    Bird: Jesus Christ
    Me: I mean he's not wrong 😂😂

    • @duke-vx8xy
      @duke-vx8xy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      69 likes I will not ruin this also r/technically the truth

    • @joon_choco
      @joon_choco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was NOT expecting that 😂😂😂 his coming back time is getting closer and closer according to hadiths

    • @Raven_Ray9
      @Raven_Ray9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Then he says number 2 it’s hilarious
      And that part I agree

    • @dorayantz3649
      @dorayantz3649 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😁😂😂

    • @misbahailia3345
      @misbahailia3345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joon_choco Finally, something us Muslims and Christians can agree on.

  • @joshhale9355
    @joshhale9355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    The second guy, I loved him. That story and what he’s had to fight through and he was hilarious on top. How can you not cheer for him?

  • @barowt
    @barowt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +872

    The walrus is doing his comedy in the style of Jim Carey!

    • @jordancoleman7580
      @jordancoleman7580 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      For sonic the movie to cringe for.

    • @chrismalate8232
      @chrismalate8232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like the 3 stooges

    • @Gnexz.
      @Gnexz. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jordan Coleman they recreated the sonic character

    • @yessir.7937
      @yessir.7937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And now imagine how amazing these judges would have found the act if Jim Carey did it exactly the same way.

    • @janbarron403
      @janbarron403 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agredd
      Edit:agreed

  • @someoneofexitance6907
    @someoneofexitance6907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1369

    The second guy made me cry because he just looks sad

    • @juliad9947
      @juliad9947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      I suffer from anxiety, which came as a shock to me because I've always been the class clown and always seeing the glass half full. I cannot begin to imagine what the second man went through. Do we even realize how much our words can hurt or lift someone? Use them wisely and always be kind!

    • @ddd1hhh
      @ddd1hhh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I found him on FB and liked his page and wished him well... everyone else should too!!

    • @CreamSupreme444
      @CreamSupreme444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I love this guy, he’s so amazing, he made such simple jokes that made so much humor, he’s amazing.

    • @Name11307
      @Name11307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yah he mentioned that the kids in his class were neglecting him and that can make people feel unwanted and suicidal. Many people mock and torment others because of their disabilities not realizing that it can befall on them. Treat others the way you want to be treated.

    • @NUFC_Mason
      @NUFC_Mason 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rogita0329 Marvelforlife me too

  • @anaiyadelemore5537
    @anaiyadelemore5537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "I went to a grocery store... The sign said no food or drinks inside... So I went home." LOL 🤣

  • @silentgamer7398
    @silentgamer7398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    the second guy clearly had some disabilities but he absolutely was fantastic and has such a wholesome soul.

    • @a_guy_named_alex1937
      @a_guy_named_alex1937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      It's called a generalized anxiety disorder and agoraphobia. After going so long with hardly any social activity or activity, PERIOD! It can really take its toll on you. Living years and years with a fear of leaving home on top of constant fear of a ton of other things, most that dont even make sense. It really does damage. Nothing bugs me more than someone who takes anxiety disorders lightly cause they dont have one. Live a single day in my shoes and you wouldnt take it so lightly. Assuming anxiety couldn't possibly make a person that awkward and uncomfortable. That dudes probably a friggin genius.

    • @jeremiahclark3084
      @jeremiahclark3084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I could see him polishing his act and becoming the next Steven Wright.

    • @juanjo.abularach
      @juanjo.abularach 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      For me, it is the best story I've seen on AGT...

    • @jesusiscoming6434
      @jesusiscoming6434 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please turn your life to Christ whilst you still can listen in the bible it says “ they’ll be wars and rumours of wars” the rapture is about to happen anytime now you do not want to be left behind please make the right choice repent of your sins and turn away from them we don’t have much longer left may God bless your soul 🙏

  • @titi2754
    @titi2754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    "Its so bad that its good "
    Howie mendel 2019

    • @Kolyflorwt
      @Kolyflorwt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mandel* I'm pretty sure

    • @dwaynetherock4716
      @dwaynetherock4716 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello, I was in the comment section when I came across yours and i was thrilled to say Hello to you

  • @teamist_8895
    @teamist_8895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    The black out joke was good it made sense

    • @mohanmohan715
      @mohanmohan715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nice

    • @Pev0Gaming
      @Pev0Gaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Useless Channel free trial of death lmfao

  • @jazzyyxx
    @jazzyyxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    I feel so bad for walrus dude...he hurt himself but got nothing back in return :( I would love to hug him❤💖

    • @Rainyhorror
      @Rainyhorror 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Takes no Sherlock to know that self abusing yourself will get you nowhere...

    • @ItsMeVimeca
      @ItsMeVimeca 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He tried I am sooooooo like sad

    • @Betkus
      @Betkus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know I feel bad

    • @joannemurdock7899
      @joannemurdock7899 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would like to hug him to, but I don't want to c him hurt himself agsin!

    • @ashaahmed7182
      @ashaahmed7182 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She was so rude and inconsiderate to do that…
      How ever you’re such an amazing human. I want to hug him too.

  • @evlngel9812
    @evlngel9812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The second one was really awesome. It must be so hard to face so many people on such a big stage. But he made it. He did a great job.

  • @kaicool56
    @kaicool56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +820

    Simon: you have four yes’s
    Guy: Yessssss
    Simon: now you have five

    • @kelseyshennum459
      @kelseyshennum459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kai Cool that guy wasn’t simon

    • @momokhan831
      @momokhan831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no now he gets six

    • @Furious_.
      @Furious_. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @It's MeCharlie now 8

    • @eternelleee
      @eternelleee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      FuriousFoil now 9

    • @thejudge.2745
      @thejudge.2745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@eternelleee Now 10

  • @moonbean2385
    @moonbean2385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3860

    I feel bad for the walrus guy

    • @douglasarnold5310
      @douglasarnold5310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      Møøñ_Đëmøñ that was hateful get his hopes up and then crush him

    • @unlisted_user_
      @unlisted_user_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      The walrus guy made me cringe.

    • @ctgamingplayzz9491
      @ctgamingplayzz9491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      AM:Productions 16 same it was awful

    • @Meantg
      @Meantg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ikr

    • @kitsune4864
      @kitsune4864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Douglas Arnold That’s America To You

  • @lance6430
    @lance6430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "instead of watching other people live, I want to live" damn.

  • @JeffnAliciaMartin
    @JeffnAliciaMartin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    It’s funny how Julianne was like NOOOOO then the walrus was like YEEEEEA- wait what-

  • @zahramoridi1478
    @zahramoridi1478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    "Don't try this at home!" Yes cause we all have that costume and a big ball

    • @juliab509
      @juliab509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is a super underated comment! I was the first like 😁

    • @573r
      @573r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Two big balls

    • @concerned-crisis4741
      @concerned-crisis4741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well my good fellow. I ask that you speak for yourself on this part.

    • @yoongiboongicatman2893
      @yoongiboongicatman2893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@573r lmao

    • @humble1237
      @humble1237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

  • @shannynwilliams8858
    @shannynwilliams8858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    Don’t try this at home
    Me: WHY WOULD I DRESS AS A WALRUS AND JUMP ON A BALL!!??

  • @summermcpherson8209
    @summermcpherson8209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    When the bird said "Elton John", I literally died of happiness

  • @KateStocks
    @KateStocks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I loved Kevin’s first joke! (Maybe it’s funnier for those of us with medical conditions. 🙃) I laughed so hard! So sad they didn’t get the humor. I think they just weren’t vibed in yet. 😄

    • @dwaynetherock4716
      @dwaynetherock4716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello, I was in the comment section when I came across yours and i was thrilled to say Hello to you.

    • @mariawanjiru8296
      @mariawanjiru8296 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They really didn't get it. I laughed at it. 😂

    • @kidney_stones
      @kidney_stones ปีที่แล้ว

      I have seizures and some blackouts, it's was hilarious, like actually!!@

  • @brandttrotter5600
    @brandttrotter5600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    Kevin Schwartz is such an admirable figure. Growing up in such a mentally strenuous environment and being able to do something like this, and actually be f**king hilarious is incredible. I love Kevin ❤❤❤

    • @jnnorelien9267
      @jnnorelien9267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True

    • @franklinprince9217
      @franklinprince9217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      B_H_T he copied the jokes from someone who came to this show I know for sure.

    • @lloyd355
      @lloyd355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tyler Fowler so? He actually did something funny that most couldnt..

    • @Seren_Moth
      @Seren_Moth 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kevin is awesome inspiration

    • @Jankymann
      @Jankymann 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      All he needs is a friend or someone to love him for him

  • @shuragaming4836
    @shuragaming4836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    Guy: who said this "ill be back"
    bird: Jesus christ
    me: I died ..lmao😂😂😂

  • @dam6732
    @dam6732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The second one reminds me of Oliver Graves. The way he talks and also his story of coming to comedy as an escape from sadness while still presenting his vulnerable honest self in the type of jokes. I love those comedians.

  • @bullypopful
    @bullypopful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Kevin is my hero as of now. I grew up the exact same way, with almost the exact same scenario, and to go out in front of all those people with that style of humour brought tears to my eyes. The world needs more dry one liners

  • @acehreportertv
    @acehreportertv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    The Walrus, The Exotic Bird & The Rat ....it's the real AGT ...Animal's Got Talent

  • @bettyclark3707
    @bettyclark3707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    The second guy was great. He was actually funny 😆

    • @userered
      @userered 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hi Betty Clark I'm Bonnie Clark

    • @Nro-wj9qr
      @Nro-wj9qr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @John Doe im not

    • @Nro-wj9qr
      @Nro-wj9qr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I sure ain't

    • @Gilbert3171
      @Gilbert3171 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have a gun.

    • @Nro-wj9qr
      @Nro-wj9qr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @John Doe that's great 👍

  • @kautharsydow6401
    @kautharsydow6401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The comedian looks so serious like he never smiled once

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ikr! I was waiting for him to at least smile a LITTLE, like damn, the entire audience is clapping and cheering for you!! Doesn't that feel even a little bit good inside???

  • @annieleblanctextingstories947
    @annieleblanctextingstories947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Micheal: I’ll be back
    Bird: Jesus Christ
    Me: dying 😂

  • @mu8135
    @mu8135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3103

    I actually feel sorry for the walrus because he was humiliated and rejected

    • @raghavendrachary2423
      @raghavendrachary2423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ATa

    • @jhall1784
      @jhall1784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Me to

    • @sethhahn2553
      @sethhahn2553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      The judge really got his hopes up to say no.... He literally took hard hits to the ground to get 3 likes on top of being funny....

    • @krill7561
      @krill7561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      He is not that funny tho

    • @scottyl7337
      @scottyl7337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@krill7561 It's true but you got to admit, that was mean

  • @maydaphaire8994
    @maydaphaire8994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    " DONT TRY THIS AT HOME"
    Me: " Aw man i was just getting my beach ball and wallrus costume."

  • @jesseprepala78
    @jesseprepala78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Kevin is great , you really can see who been in pain and who isn't been ❣

  • @lilsxies5706
    @lilsxies5706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    I felt bad for the walrus guy, he was so hurt and wanted to get through. His mouth was bleeding. The poor guy.

    • @notme3422
      @notme3422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Stupidity is different than talent and this is a talent show.he just came and did stupid things which got him hurt and iam glad that he didn't pass because he wouldve done more stupid things that could get him killed

    • @Rainyhorror
      @Rainyhorror 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@notme3422 your on the way to becoming a genius Sherlock holmes...

    • @notme3422
      @notme3422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Rainyhorror thank you master😂

    • @arianawijaya1109
      @arianawijaya1109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@notme3422 true...very true...though I still feel bad for him..

    • @qkat9856
      @qkat9856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes I feel bad but he’s the one that did these dumb things so it’s his fault

  • @mrpedrobraga
    @mrpedrobraga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    I love how nobody got the "blacked out" one

    • @f.d.parker5754
      @f.d.parker5754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That one landed and it made me so happy.

    • @strawonwalls2534
      @strawonwalls2534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ikr

    • @jonikyro1168
      @jonikyro1168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The i don’t always cry myself to sleep got me

    • @jayminnie8807
      @jayminnie8807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'm pretty sure they got it, it's just not that good of a joke.

    • @Lapinporokoira
      @Lapinporokoira 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I got it

  • @trinidad5811
    @trinidad5811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Who said this "I'll be back"
    -jesus christ
    That killed me 😂

  • @Love-ks8ku
    @Love-ks8ku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love it how the audience were very supportive when they got to know he has anxiety and that event means a lot to him.

  • @Nana1959.
    @Nana1959. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great jokes! You were ADORABLE as a kid! Kids can be so cruel! Look where you are now!

  • @swarupghosh9053
    @swarupghosh9053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1950

    They didn't get the "blacked out" joke but I did it's actually funny.

    • @kenasiafrieson
      @kenasiafrieson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I did to it was funny

    • @EvanMoriva
      @EvanMoriva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Same

    • @strawonwalls2534
      @strawonwalls2534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same

    • @reyhernandez4715
      @reyhernandez4715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fr

    • @sameerthapa7199
      @sameerthapa7199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      He was blacked out so he couldnot remember any thing but he remembers only one thing that he remembers nothing🤣

  • @lecraeoverbite7601
    @lecraeoverbite7601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1812

    Comedian:i'll tell you the frst time i blacked out....................
    That's all i can remember.
    Evryone: huh?
    Me:burst into laughter🤣🤣🤣
    He can't remeber anything cuz he just blacked out😂😂

    • @andreagerman6474
      @andreagerman6474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Saaaame 😂😂

    • @onmyfeed1171
      @onmyfeed1171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      How could people possibly not get that 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣
      I died !!!

    • @hannahsapp9671
      @hannahsapp9671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      They were sitting to low to the ground the joke went over their head 😂

    • @drizap8015
      @drizap8015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The last sentence was irrelevant..we can realize that-_-

    • @RodM90
      @RodM90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      We probably been the only folks laughing in the audience.

  • @sholeighzion5170
    @sholeighzion5170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    It broke my heart hearing that guy say that his classmates pretended he didn't exist for a week !!!

  • @Outsideurwindow
    @Outsideurwindow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I almost died of laughter when Julian said 3,2,1 noooo and the walrus dude was like yesssss and then he said wait what😂😂😂😂😂

  • @makayla1933
    @makayla1933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Kevin’s last joke on the “I went to the grocery store” one was hilarious lol I’m definitely telling that joke to people

    • @douglasarnold5310
      @douglasarnold5310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gaming With Kayla! I like the black out joke so funny laugh every time I hear it

    • @gracesaunders7527
      @gracesaunders7527 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Douglas Arnold me too! i cracked up!

  • @C4TC4T
    @C4TC4T 4 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    The bird guy genuinely made me laugh until I cried a little

    • @sherinaref3248
      @sherinaref3248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cat Cat it’s unfortunate he destroyed his chance for the second audition 😭

    • @airborntruck6263
      @airborntruck6263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sherinaref3248 How did he destroy his chance?

    • @elsaporras1880
      @elsaporras1880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂Hahahaha me too hahaha it was too funny 😂

    • @C4TC4T
      @C4TC4T 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SonUvaDiggerFan20 the act he chose didn’t really appease the audiences. I thought it was cute but def not as good as this act

    • @airborntruck6263
      @airborntruck6263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@C4TC4T ah

  • @imperpekto12ify
    @imperpekto12ify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Kevins act was sooooo simple yet so funny!!! Like literally, he just stand up there and say funny words..

  • @sparshvaishnav
    @sparshvaishnav 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When Kevin said I need an Excuse to get out of my house. I felt that.

  • @muirghealmurray9340
    @muirghealmurray9340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    the way the second guy told his jokes in such a calm almost bored voice made me laugh even harder

  • @samanthastefani778
    @samanthastefani778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1116

    I love how nobody got the “blacked out” one.

    • @AliAbbas-kx5qz
      @AliAbbas-kx5qz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I got it LMAO

    • @elijahb30
      @elijahb30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I think people got it just wasn’t funny IMO

    • @a.arrondel6379
      @a.arrondel6379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I think it wasn't a big enough "warm-up", they would have laughed more if it was later in the sketch

    • @MainGirl-dl6oh
      @MainGirl-dl6oh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I (still) completely agree Elijah B, everyone got it, it just wasn't funny....obviously!

    • @ollie9001
      @ollie9001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MainGirl-dl6oh Obviously? Some people might think it’s funny I get your point

  • @shanesoleilscb4250
    @shanesoleilscb4250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Literally one of the only times I ever hated Juliet was when she said no to the Walrus

    • @brittpaget1010
      @brittpaget1010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @JJapsen
      @JJapsen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Especially the way she did it, hyping him up to think she'd say yes

    • @ryanknight2937
      @ryanknight2937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s Julianne but same

    • @XtremeAnarchists
      @XtremeAnarchists 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      She was helping save himself, from himself

    • @omuzibu
      @omuzibu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Am here to say ihated her too

  • @smashleyscott8272
    @smashleyscott8272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    The world should root for people like Kevin. We owe it to the REAL marginalized to give them our very best

    • @smashleyscott8272
      @smashleyscott8272 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Puss in Boots .... I'm not asking anyone to laugh at an unfunny comedien. I'm saying that people who truly struggle should get our support in life. Nothing more, nothing less.

    • @smashleyscott8272
      @smashleyscott8272 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Puss in Boots ... Yeah, you're preaching to the choir. Nothing I said in my original comment, or my 1st response to you should suggest that I was saying anything of the sort.

    • @smashleyscott8272
      @smashleyscott8272 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Puss in Boots .... no you didn't... and you're arrogant.
      I said "root for"... that literally HAS a definition. That definition has nothing to do with laughing at unfunny jokes, nor does it have anything to do with giving anyone a pass. I literally means to support, or cheer for. Take a walk.

    • @smashleyscott8272
      @smashleyscott8272 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Puss in Boots ... hey, take a walk, tool

    • @smashleyscott8272
      @smashleyscott8272 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Puss in Boots .... there would be only one of us walking. Go pound sand, you arrogant tool. Only a schmuck would take issue with my comment.

  • @0x0lilem0x0
    @0x0lilem0x0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    From agoraphobia to standing in front of 4000 people. Amazing! Well done 👏

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That means fear of leaving your house, right?

    • @0x0lilem0x0
      @0x0lilem0x0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@danielleking262 yes

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@0x0lilem0x0 I'm sure I could just google all these, but which is the one where you're afraid of germs then? I feel like it had a similar name.... Or maybe that's hypochondriac? lol

    • @cnv4249
      @cnv4249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@danielleking262 it’s called germaphobe/germaphobic :)

    • @0x0lilem0x0
      @0x0lilem0x0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@danielleking262 yeah germaphobia!

  • @ericfitka3056
    @ericfitka3056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    The second one was funniest comedy I ever heard in a while.

    • @Lord_Poyo
      @Lord_Poyo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's sad.

    • @suippy
      @suippy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lord Flufflebuns lmao

  • @nbbistudent7
    @nbbistudent7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The walrus guy made me cry, I was laughing so hard at how he flipped over, so funny, oh my word, his eyes and moustache. It was hilarious - obviously not American Idol or AGT-winning material, but that guy is so funny....

    • @sporkdacoolest
      @sporkdacoolest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree, Juliet I just hate her for declining the walrus. When I first saw him I knew what was gonna happen and I started to cry.

  • @codeninja1
    @codeninja1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Kevin was amazing. Also, I love when Simon genuinely smiles.

  • @callmetang5224
    @callmetang5224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    the anxiety comedian reminds me of the joker in the beginning

    • @tillyfoxes8778
      @tillyfoxes8778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s what I was just thinking

    • @TheHonoredOne999
      @TheHonoredOne999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @unknown-my6bp
      @unknown-my6bp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah but his first joke make the audience think really hard haha

  • @srah8370
    @srah8370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    When the walrus fell off the stage I lost it 😭💀

    • @pshhok8102
      @pshhok8102 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude 😂😂💀💀i went on the floor myself

    • @srah8370
      @srah8370 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mihlali Mqhele LLAOOO

    • @pshhok8102
      @pshhok8102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@srah8370 😂but like dude he was to much

    • @srah8370
      @srah8370 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mihlali Mqhele ikr

    • @myklmusic
      @myklmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too - he was great.
      His attitude at the end was funny too. He was shocked at "no".
      He'll be fine. Many People saw his act. That Guy is hilarious.

  • @user-md8fm1uy3o
    @user-md8fm1uy3o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The bird guy tho, That was so hilarious im laughing😭😂

  • @karrisanunnakitv9110
    @karrisanunnakitv9110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    dude my heart really hurt for that gentleman that had really bad anxiety. Good for you big dog

  • @qwakyyy
    @qwakyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    I loved the guy with the bird 😂

    • @juliad9947
      @juliad9947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You realize how good he is when you forget it's just him on that stage talking to himself 😂😂😂

    • @princecedricramos3110
      @princecedricramos3110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Every guy has a bird

    • @ivantestado9661
      @ivantestado9661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All guys have bird haha

    • @quixoticgoblin4896
      @quixoticgoblin4896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Some parts reminded me of Jeff Dunham though. Like the part where the bird got in his face and whispered "do it"

    • @yazheed3055
      @yazheed3055 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      .

  • @somedude7402
    @somedude7402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    Crowd: LET HIM THROUGH
    Walrus: MY DREAM
    JUDGE: 1 2 3 No
    Walrus: YEA-wait

    • @whydoineedthisbs
      @whydoineedthisbs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yea all that build up to be let down(Hard)! 😄😬I so thought she was going to say yes😮

    • @NicholeWilliamsAmorvicitomnia
      @NicholeWilliamsAmorvicitomnia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I almost cried.... that was so mean

    • @scottyl7337
      @scottyl7337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I started hating her since the moment I saw that

    • @NicholeWilliamsAmorvicitomnia
      @NicholeWilliamsAmorvicitomnia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@scottyl7337 RIGHT, THAT WAS SO UNCALLED FOR

    • @181c2
      @181c2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@panlakachokora5149 me too in some way
      P.s.that was fkn hilarious 🤘

  • @BlackieNuff
    @BlackieNuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That ventriloquist act just gave Jeff Dunham a run for his money.
    Anyone else wanna see a "Peanut vs Willy" showdown?

  • @amirfaisal3329
    @amirfaisal3329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Kevin looks like a character straight up from a cartoon

    • @jolijnattema1638
      @jolijnattema1638 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr. He reminded me of Doc from Snow White

  • @daydreamstudios1606
    @daydreamstudios1606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    "Can you do impressions?"
    "Yes yes, I can do an impression"
    "Go ahead and do it."
    "What?"
    "Do it" :P
    " *Do It.* "

    • @Uyhn26
      @Uyhn26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Daydream Studios that part had me dying LOL

    • @toratamashii3950
      @toratamashii3950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      At that part I was like, "Well, obviously someone is a fan of Jeff Dunham." x)

    • @nebulouscat2210
      @nebulouscat2210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The bird is obviously a Sith Lord. *Do it*

    • @Xominus
      @Xominus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😑

    • @ThePiccologhiro
      @ThePiccologhiro 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@toratamashii3950 I was thinking about Peanut when he said the second "Do it" 🤣🤣

  • @gluesticksandmagazines1109
    @gluesticksandmagazines1109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    The walrus guy is something I would do when I’m drunk

    • @Morning60
      @Morning60 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Max PotatoAim that’s something I would do when I’m sober, because I’m 13

    • @claire6852
      @claire6852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Morning60 same, but I would have eaten a lot of sugar before it

    • @prek5821
      @prek5821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Being drunk is like having to much candy to a kid

  • @stephenberry974
    @stephenberry974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    You’ve got to give the puppet/ventriloquist guy some credit, he’ll be the next best Jeff Dunham!

    • @dandelion_muse7371
      @dandelion_muse7371 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeff Dunham is hard to beat honestly but I think this guy can get there

  • @BJDJ
    @BJDJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Out of all the comedians that have a touching backstory, Kevin Schwartz really got me!

  • @jimtalley9907
    @jimtalley9907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    The second act he was so brave I want to meet him he seems so sweet and a little nervous

  • @ErockTheMiner
    @ErockTheMiner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    14:07
    Guy - "You're tweeting without thinking"
    Bird - "Donald Trump"
    Comedy Gold

    • @xlipxt
      @xlipxt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Trump2020 💪💪

    • @drake-mo
      @drake-mo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Gridiron Buns no no please no it wasn’t a joke to make you say that no no not trump 2020 hell no please no please gosh no don’t ruin this country for another 4 years okay please don’t.

    • @trashbandit2449
      @trashbandit2449 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@drake-mo ?

    • @drake-mo
      @drake-mo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TrashBandit 24 I got a bit to mad I popped of sry

    • @alvaroakatico9188
      @alvaroakatico9188 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Drake Mo Trump2020HellNo 👏

  • @justinthompson7404
    @justinthompson7404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    the bird of prey is one of my all time favorite performances on this show. its a shame he didn't get very far

  • @jonathanmoore9661
    @jonathanmoore9661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I liked the Walrus!!! And the second guy was SO dry and monotone that I thought it was absolutely perfect.

  • @SinginBlackbird
    @SinginBlackbird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Omfg the bird guy is hysterical🤣 I’d go see him

    • @rickfinley77
      @rickfinley77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The third "do it" is amazing.

    • @moniquenicole371
      @moniquenicole371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If you watch Jeff Dunham this guy has the same style as him! Mainly with the puppet Peanut.

    • @rickbouwman8448
      @rickbouwman8448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      69th like

    • @SinginBlackbird
      @SinginBlackbird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Monique Nicole I have seen him! I was a pretty big fan of his but fell off his band wagon. I still kinda like him. Don’t wanna compare the 2 guys but I like Bird guy even better now haha

    • @SinginBlackbird
      @SinginBlackbird 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rick Finley doo it 😂😂 he’s so great

  • @gabe-po9yi
    @gabe-po9yi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Wow, can you imagine as a kid your classmates pretending you don’t exist and don’t talk to you for a week. The pain he must have felt. My heart hurt on that one.

    • @lovelypersonn1720
      @lovelypersonn1720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Smh don't have to imagine 👁💧👄💧👁 some of us go through that

    • @gabe-po9yi
      @gabe-po9yi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lovelypersonn1720 When people say “can you imagine” 99.9% of the time it’s a figure of speech, as mine was. It should be pretty obvious from my comment that I feel for kids who experience/d bullying, yet you do a ‘smh’ on me. Have you considered using your ‘smh’s’ and any other sarcastic acronyms or comments you have on people who don’t care, or, even better, on bullies, themselves?

    • @Sharkdiaries
      @Sharkdiaries 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is what happened with one of my classmates last year but I stepped in and made sure she didn't feel alone or unwanted

    • @gabe-po9yi
      @gabe-po9yi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sharkdiaries I think a lot of kids don’t like seeing someone being bullied, but they’re afraid to do what you did for fear of being bullied, themselves, or they’re just glad someone besides them is being mistreated. She was fortunate to have someone as brave as you around. Question for you, if you don’t mind: Do the teachers see the bullying or know it’s going on?

  • @kayem3824
    @kayem3824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The blonde judge was laughing her head off at the walrus act, then says no! So dumb.

  • @asholbrown912
    @asholbrown912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The walrus guy tho😂I'm sorry for laughing, he kept on saying I'll do it again

  • @the_afro_viking9665
    @the_afro_viking9665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    That walrus guy was on the show before as a caterpillar

    • @jurgenbohm3286
      @jurgenbohm3286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He is on many Got Talent shows all over the world. He probably gets hired because the producers think it's funny.

    • @ctgamingplayzz9491
      @ctgamingplayzz9491 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      When can I find that

    • @the_afro_viking9665
      @the_afro_viking9665 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ctgamingplayzz9491 Just search for caterpillar on AGT

    • @ctgamingplayzz9491
      @ctgamingplayzz9491 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Theblastamasta k thanks

    • @Sweetqueenlucie
      @Sweetqueenlucie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg it's him

  • @austejaren5230
    @austejaren5230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +944

    When the second guy failed at the first joke
    My mind : NO NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING HIS ANXIETY WILL GET WORSE
    the guy makes the second joke
    Judges : 👍
    Me: phiew..

    • @reyhernandez4715
      @reyhernandez4715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Fr i thought the same

    • @dr.rajasaurusandunclebonec6526
      @dr.rajasaurusandunclebonec6526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who's anxiety? 🤔
      😂😂😂

    • @AJ-dt3uo
      @AJ-dt3uo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      290th like

    • @dr.rajasaurusandunclebonec6526
      @dr.rajasaurusandunclebonec6526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AJ-dt3uo Happy Birthday. ...🎂

    • @panostheoharis6731
      @panostheoharis6731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Actually its very difficult for the anxiety to talk to that big crowd i have anxiety problems too...to come in there and talk through his anxiety his my new some one to look into...( Sorry my English are bad im Greek)

  • @tabriamoore6537
    @tabriamoore6537 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Howie: "It's so bad It's good." LOL. 🤣🤣 Julianne killed me at 3:20-3:31. I can't. 🤣🤣.

  • @kleantpane8528
    @kleantpane8528 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i really feel bad for what the 2nd guy experienced on his life but also happy for that big step forward he made that day

  • @helenaneto3199
    @helenaneto3199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Hey, guys can we talk about the first one😂😂😂 I laughed so hard😂😂

    • @nathanorourke3530
      @nathanorourke3530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Helena Neto that’s the guy who was the butterfly and then it showed his you know what

    • @christenshoemaker6647
      @christenshoemaker6647 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @awagabyow8171
      @awagabyow8171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The slo motion got me😂😂😂😂

    • @BeesAR
      @BeesAR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Awa Gabyow it looked like when you slip on a banana in Mario kart 😂 (if you know what that is)

    • @brittanyjackson3497
      @brittanyjackson3497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I started laughing from he enter the stage😂😂😂

  • @devinmccurry4235
    @devinmccurry4235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Is it just me or I can see the walrus dude in like a 90s corny Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider style flick ? 😂😂

  • @Rainyhorror
    @Rainyhorror 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "You're the only walrus we ever had"
    Takes no Sherlock to guess why...

  • @Intothemythicalworld
    @Intothemythicalworld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Seeing Simon smile and lose it laughing is so pure🥰 he’s my favorite

    • @dwaynetherock4716
      @dwaynetherock4716 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello, I was in the comment section when I came across yours and i was thrilled to say Hello to you

  • @radiatedsheep
    @radiatedsheep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    They say the best comedians are also the most depressed people and the I think it was the 2nd guy pretty much is a pretty good example of it. Same with Robin Williams aswell rest in peace.

    • @celiajessiman5260
      @celiajessiman5260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I don't think he's depressed, he is very very anxious but seems hopeful

  • @alittlebitd3ad
    @alittlebitd3ad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Wow that was so cold when she said 'no', I felt so bad for the walrus man

  • @diegobarajas990
    @diegobarajas990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Im the savage where if someone pretended like if I were invisible and ignoring me I’d just go steal something from them in front if their face. See if I’m still invisible then.

  • @sophiathephrog3522
    @sophiathephrog3522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I love Kevin Schwartz. He is so underestimated. ❤️

  • @bj_wolflover1838
    @bj_wolflover1838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I’m crying seth’s ankle clap and the “it’s my dream!” Made me cry 😭

  • @naufehnoon8912
    @naufehnoon8912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I never thought Simon was gonna say yes to the first one hahah

  • @blueoceanstarart2492
    @blueoceanstarart2492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lol the bird of prey was hilarious I don’t know why when he said I’m Jewish I burst into tears

  • @hydrogenandhelium
    @hydrogenandhelium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    The first guy really said *YEET*