The Milkshake That Almost Killed Castro
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 มิ.ย. 2024
- According to a former Cuban intelligence official, CIA assassination attempts got pretty weird during the Cold War. The target: Fidel Castro. The weapon: A delicious milkshake.
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The CIA is like those comically evil bad guys in cartoons that always somehow manage to mess up their plans
Some CIA assassination attempts were successful
@@lorenzinorod23 yeah I know, I'm just saying specifically for Castro
@@KameChameleon ok
Plankton
except they are the good guys
CIA vs Fidel Castro is literally the entire show of Tom and Jerry.
Gosh😂😂😂
Jerry is the Castro Tom is the CIA
morelike road runner vs wile E Cayote
*click* noice
😂😂
The CIA was literally doofenschmirtz
Dowa curse you parr-I mean fate
PARRY THE PLATYPUS! - 🤷♂️
FIDEL THE COMMUNIST! - 🙋♂️
Behold my, MILKSHAKEINATOR
Haha I just stoped watching Phines and ferb lol
Phines and ferb is amazing, i mean that show
Why is nobody talking about how good that milkshake looks in the thumbnail
AΡΘLLΟ I agree I really want to try it
@@hushpuppy1735 Go ahead be my guest
does a milkshake tastes LIKE ice cream or just FEELS like icecream with a different flavor
@@moth9659Please say you've had one before.
Its looks so delicious ( and i dont why im replying at this year .-.)
who would win
a chemically enginered capsule that could kill a man
or
a cold boi
Joe
Swanson
cold & creamy boi
Mama
@@robloxnoob626 Joe who?
2016:Hold my beer
2017:Hold my milkshake
I'll hold your milkshake ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Gtfo
You do realize that this video was uploaded in 2015, right?
Eden Moshe RIP "Hold my beer" meme
2018: Hold my drink
Who the hell would put a pill in a freezer?
Ikr?? Just why
Making Abella Waiters apparently
That waiter sucks more than most of the overwatch community
it wouldve worked if the damn waiter put it on a plate first
Apparently the mafia would
I like how they said "guilty pleasure" like it was a secret or something he felt embarrassed about and not an obsession so well-known because he made air conditioned complexes for cows, worshipped a milk cow after a bunch of experimentation, and made a huge ice cream parlor in the middle of the slums
Im sam o'nella and Thank you for watching
This is what we call C+V comment
0
2016: Hold my Beer
Hold my milkshake
Ben Port not even castro could withstand the unending hunger of 2016.
ooops i spilled your beer
Ben Port Fuck 2016
Ben Port I L O V E S T R A W B E R R Y M I L K S H A K E
my milkshakes brings boys from the yard
Matthew TheWizard the graveyard*
i see this in a totally different meaning
*insert lenny face*
Idiot
Joshua Singh Hey, that’s my line you idiot!
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
Fun fact, fidel was so obsessed with dairy that he can eat 18 scoop of icecream after a full meal, built one of the most sophisticated icecream lab/shop, and had his animal experts breed a cow that can produce large quantities of milk in an attempt to bolster cuba's dairy industry
edit: Source: Sam O'Nella
You got that from Sam o nella academy at least credit him lol
@@saiyan7184 your damn right and i bloody will.
That part of the cow it's right. It was called Ubre Blanca (White Udder). Ubre Blanca produced 110 liters (241 pounds) of milk on a single day in January 1982 - more than four times a typical cow's production. The cow also produced 24,268.9 liters of milk (about 55,090 pounds at 2.27 pounds per liter) in 305 days (one lactation period) ending in February 1982. Both feats were recognized as Guinness World Records at that time.
@@saiyan7184 I love that video soooo much
That waiter took the, "You had one job," saying to a different level.
I mean, he didn't, by definition he had two jobs, he was a waiter and an assassin
The CIA attempted an assassination of Fidel Castro 638 times but dies at 90 without being assassinated
LeoDaVee well he died in the end..
Cyberschn1tzel
Who doesn't?
LeoDaVee Should have asked Time to kill him sooner
Cya Fuck you
Are you sure?
CIA attempts: 638
Mother of Nature: 1
Iron ISO Aging takes a very long time though. He was so old when he died. It’s effective, but agonizingly slow.
*Father Time
Mother Nature saved his ass with that pill freezing
Actually not even because he had body transplants all the time.
As a man by the name of Sam o’ Nella once said: A Dairy Queen would stop there, but Castro is a Dairy Dictator
I was gonna quote Sam o Nella as well. This was gonna be one of the quotes.
And as a girl on vibe once said:
"I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me!"
I have the Sam o nella castro video right under this one
and than he dies a year after this was made
*then
He died when he wanted
638 times and they only got this far? Just think of how bad the other attempts went
And another involved replacing his scuba tank with one full of something you definitely can’t breathe, and the tank worked perfectly and did it’s job: killed the person wearing it. That poor unfortunate aid/friend of Castro who used that tank though.
EXPLODING CIGAR HORY SHITO
@@pattihendleyspurlin8834 ha ha ha ha
E X P L O S I V E C I G A R S
@rocketpocketThey watched too much Tom & Jerry
Crazy thing he died two weeks after this video
You're a year off.
one year and two weeks
lor cringe no, you were 56 years off. He died in 1961 by headshot.
Little Ceasar you might want to check your facts bud.
Halo Passion Obviously it's wrong you dip. It was a reference to Call of Duty Black Ops, you'd know what I'm talking about if you played the first mission.
Fidel survives over 600 assassination attempts through what can only be described as a combination of CIA blunders and divine intervention, seduces a female agent who was sent to kill him, and then dies peacefully in his 90s. Nobody could lay a finger on him. What a legend
Perhaps castro was not a evil leader after all, and had good intentions over his lifetime
This guy is almost the rasputin of assassination attempts
@@do2631 He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
@@numae6922 He could preach the Bible like a preacher
derp derp full of ecstasy and fire!
There's a Fly on your screen Rasputin is the Rasputin of assassination attempts.
"If surviving assassination attempts were an Olympic event, I would win gold medal." - Fidel Castro
Joseph Tito : Hold my beer.
Josip*
@War Man stalin
Fidel Castro : Hold my milkshake.
Heck, Tito even had big enough balls to basically said "Up yours!" to *Stalin* himself
Coll of kids Coll of kids 2 he didn’t kill himself because it was “not fun”, he did it because he knew he would get caught and killed himself so the enemies dosent get and inspect his body.
Now he can brag that he survived 638 attempts to murder him
Some Random Weeb but he's dead
Some Random Weeb he died of age bro
Some Random Weeb he died in 2016
Still can brag about it even in death
How was it close it wasn’t even planted in the milkshake bruh
Because if the pill hadn't been put in the freezer he would've been assassinated. Your question is pretty dumb no offense
xD
@@niko-cy3cn but it *failed*
[queue dramatic music]
@@PerseusR51 thats why it was so close to killing him.
@@niko-cy3cn but castro didn't even know of this. They could have just gotten another pill and used it on a different and appropriate day, while storing it properly. Castro might have been a regular customer. The narrator in this video said that he had an obsession with dairy products as it was hot in Cuba.
0:38 That was so satisfying.
never let others know your guilty pleasures
Heien Jie
But then it would be pretty obvious
Heien Jie my guilty pleasure is porn
Then don’t go on the mlp fandom it’s horrible
A Random Guy what does that have to do wi- oh, ok.
The Eucharist is my guilty pleasure
1963: Let’s assassin Castro!
2016 *Castro dies at age 90 on 11/25/16
CIA: Dang it!
mission failed succesfully
They must've hired nature to allow him to die!! 😱😱Conspiracy Theory time!!
If you gotta do it, do it yourself
Haha they didn’t even live long enough to see it Castro outlived almost all of them
It seems he is ridiculously lucky to survive all those assassination attempts and the closest one didn't even damage his hair
This man literally had plot armor
The black covering from the papers can still be seen
Ryan Hwang it's other letters making it so that you can't read the original words
nah you can see the words
normally in a real blacked out document there would be other letters
Ye
If surviving assassination attempts were an Olympic sport, I would win the gold metal
weird flex but ok
I mean, he’s not wrong.
@@aestheticaltwat ever heard of Rasputin? Maybe a silver medal would do.
"Weird flex but OK" That was actually a achievement name in resident evil resistance
@@digojez but he became famous for avoiding death. That was my point
DeZenT no he didn’t, he died of natural causes, he never got assasinated
He protec
He atacc
But most importantly,
The poison pill cracc
Nice.
I usually hate copied crap like protec atacc shit but this one definitely gets a pass for cleverness.
Shut up
Well he didn’t survive the reaper’s assassination.
I would've just sprinkled the powder in the milkshake
420blazeitphaggot Ukke too late you cant go back in time
yep
me too
Adam Castro or can you?!
You can in Area 51
Or I would have just mixed it with the milkshake
He didn't just like milkshakes, he just liked milk in general.
That's pretty much what he said at 0:39
Sam o nella?
how does your stupid comment get so many likes? did you not watch the video? they literally said he likes DAIRY, meaning milkshake, milk, etc. lol
Ben K. Milkshakes different in Cuba a LOT
TheGamingJr How?
“So what weapons do you guys carry?”
“Milk shake”
XD
Improvised Exploding Device
Imagine if Castro was lactose intolerant
It clearly said in the video that he had an obsession with dairy
@@jay.b.26 Joke
@@jay.b.26 Thats why he said imagine
Rivers of diarrhea and fountains everywhere
Lactose free milk exists
I want to drink the milkshake that's on the thumbnail
With the poison or without the poison?
fulcrum 29 _With_
fulcrum 29 one time my friend ate poison and liked it
so much he passed out for 14 years, he’s still on the ground today!
@@yousefebrahim3473 Legend says he is still passed out today
@@yousefebrahim3473 Damn bro he must have really enjoyed it.
1:16 the first and second half of that sentence were not side by side.
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_attempts_on_Fidel_Castro
Castro once said, in regards to the numerous attempts on his life he believed had been made, "If surviving assassination attempts were an Olympic event, I would win the gold medal."[16][23]
nah idk
It's just that paper prop for dramatic effect.
This guy managed to outlive every single one of his assassins.
Castro: if surviving assassinations were an Olympic event, I would win
Kim Jong un: Hold my nukes
Well nobody tries to really assassinate him becuase its almost impossible. Plus his generals would nuke places in a blaze of glory lol
Why did they put it in the freezer?
Melaniesky 318 to hide it, probably.
Melaniesky 318 to stop the chemical agents activating
+D1V1K Games Yeah no.
It would have been better to put it in the fridge.
Cause it's hot in Cuba
Holy shit the milkshake in the thumbnail looks amazing.
Ok Google find the nearest cafė
Better make sure the waiter's not out there to getcha, my friend -- you never know.
Inferno I once searched up in google, “Nearest French cafe near me” and McDonald’s apparently is French now.
Gravy Flavored Lint "I'll be whoever you want me to be sweetie" - McD's
All those assassination attempts just for him to die of old age. Shoutout to Sam O Nella for teaching me this
i'm really gonna miss these.
*buys an ice cream shake* oh boi i sure hope no one poisoned my shake
*Slowly drinks a milkshake*
They said that was the closes to ever killing when he never made contact with the poison pill
CIA: try to kill castro more than 600 times
Castro: you'll never catch me alive
Legend has it he could eat 38 scoops after a full meal
RIP great big story
I honestly thought it was the TH-camr Castro 😂😂😂
At least you got straight to the point unlike other TH-camrs who always tell us a whole paragraph or a whole essay about what happened in the most least important part in the beginning
Police: give us your all weapons
Guy: gives milkshake
Police: WTF
There were multiple things that almost killed Castro. He literally holds the record for most attempted assassinations against him. If I remember correctly, 600+.
Not once since I saw the video thumbnail a few years ago, have I ever thought I'd have to watch this in order to help fill out a high school report.
Imagine dying from a milk shake
1:17 if being so lucky would be an Olympic Event I would win the Gold Medal
2019: That's it, hold my milkshake guys.
That's some thick plot armour there
*reads title*
My brain: MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS IN MY YARD
Survives 638 assassinations
He be like respEct me KIDS
no, he be like: King Kong ain't got shit on me!!
if you get the reference then you are a good man.
Castro: I like milkshakes
milkshake: I'm about to end this man's whole career.
Fridge: I'm gonna stop you right there.
Maybe next time junko can use that method
Oh ya...she can't
Fidel Castro : no u
R.I.P great big story
RIP GREAT BIG STORY
So what happened to the waiter?
-he was Castro the whole time-
the fucc
exactly
He was probably killed
Nice.
The real question though is how can somebody screw up something 638 times? The most I screwed up with a single thing was 146.
Ivailo Stoychev because its america, theire not that intelligent
why did I read that title out loud as "The Milkshake that almost killed Casoh" when i see it in my recommendation....
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀☠️💀☠️☠️💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
The fact this is the closest and yet didnt even touch his chocolate milkshake says alot
CIA: **Tries to poison Castro**
Castro: haha milkshakes goes slurrrp
When u survive 638 assasination attempts and die of high age. :D
Great 1-minute story
"it's cold"
" *you didn't tell me it was cold* "
The milkshake that almost saved hundreds of thousands of lives
When u best friends last name is Castro then u go check on him after
They can make a whole series with those attempts
It'd over 600 episodes long
CIA: “Behold! The Milkshake-inator!”
"The milkshake that would've killed castro" There. I fixed the title.
1:04 *Licks fingers "Hmmm, so good"
If Castro was a crewmate, the impostor could not sabotage him
the waiter probably died trying to explain the failure to the mafia...
Wow he was good at not being killed
Did it give him diabetes?
STUNTS yep
STUNTS yes it did
STUNTS sure did
... wrong name.....
its diabetus
He didn't survived assassinations he just maxed out his luck attribute
Somewhere behind the scenes, the freezer company got sued for treason
Nazi officer from Wolfenstein: MMMMMMMMMMMM, strawberry The perks of invasion. Oh, i don't feel so gooooood.
*Social Experiment gone wrong*
If you failed to assassinate a man 600 times, i think it's time for them to let the man live his life.
If fridges didn’t exist bet he’d be dead.
0:13 Whats that sound?
smosh: MILKY MILKY MILKSHAKE
This is comically dangerous.
They said it's a milkshake to die for..
Litterally
call of duty: our ultimate weapon 😂
Who’s here after they said there’s no more big story? No? Just me? Ok... 😢 I’m going to miss them...
tbh i would be terrified if there were that many assassination attempts against me
sounds like prank went failed
I'll never drink another chocolate milkshake again
Just Kidding :)
This puts the CIA's progress in perspective perfectly. That anti climactic end was necessary for this.
Thank You Getty