@King Boglim enthusiasts will say lazy, business people will call it genuis, if it sells alot the numbers will speak for themselves on wether people cared for the laziness
not really since pc player have to build their pc piece by piece , so they kinda learn about it , they wont just take something that sounds cool . Unless you just go blindly buying something premade online , wich end up being shit and 2k overpriced .
@@thespectaculargamernerd8114 just was about to ask . O don’t have one so I may check it out. Cause It figured it was about time for them to make a new one but I may just get the old switch cause of the price
For real though, I was playing Age of Calamity last night and I realized that not only did the game lag HARD when things got intense, but also I realized how much it bothers me when I clear out an entire room at one time and the rest of the enemies that were supposed to be there just suddenly load in to replace the ones I killed 😂 Like, there's 1000 enemies here... TECHNICALLY. You gotta kill them about 70 at a time so the game doesn't die loading them all into the room at once.😇
About the stand, I am pretty sure a stand will not matter in retrospect since very few people dont play using the stand and lean the switch against an object. Or they could just ya know play on the television. I feel it was kind of stupid that they had to make a new dock for it. Personally I feel that the switch lite could have used this model more then the normal switch since the lite is basically meant for outdoor use.
@@HazeX2 Don't get mad cause they dogging Nintendo out! Tell Nintendon't to stop ripping off their customers by installing technology into their consoles that was two generations ago! Remember the Wii U? Me neither, lmmfao!
@@Zeegoku1007 sadly, most pc fans will still use their pc. switch is sellyng just because of peopled tired of running emulated games (yes, i'm still paying 60 for not putting a hand on weird settings)
@@b-willforreal4764 Well I mean there are still some major games that run decently fine, but looking at the video’s opening, Age of Calamity is not one of them
@@b-willforreal4764 performance is an issue with multiple games...one good example is age of calamity. You see no problem but for me and i'm sure multiple users, if not possibly 75% of the entire switch community, agree, that the switch needs better hardware to handle games like this or really any game.
@@darkmanure 100% Final form Bare minimum Nintendo- makes you purchase the dock separately from the portable switch but screen resolution is boosted to…..900p.
@@Kamiyouni and then it'll be collecting dust when the new nintendo system comes out, meanwhile valve doesnt leave people's library of games trapped on 1 system, steam deck is gonna have as long of a life as pc gaming will, which is essentially forever.
@@DarkSpyro707 to be Fair I've played my 3ds' backlog two years into the Switch's life. I officially retired my 3ds backlog when MonHun GenU came out. I'll likely do it again with the switch, as I'm s bit better at maintaining it the my 3ds'. But oh course it still exists. 😅 My laptop is mainly for production anyways.
I think Nintendo fans on Twitter have learned a valuable lesson: never trust industry "insiders". ...Why do I have the feeling that they won't actually retain that lesson
@@PrinceAkaiVtuber Sooooo ? The next gen stuff is still at their first module and hard to buy. The ps4 is still the winner of the last generation, plus the upgrade model can play at 60, or at least, a better resolution. The switch is great no doubt , but this oled thing is such a pointless upgrade. This is like last year 3d all start FOMO level of disappointment
I literally started watching this guy when he first started making skits and it’s so great to see how comfortable he’s gotten with his own kinda skits he’s a goat Ik his shit would be golden and it’s only getting better And I’m taking richy mcbucksboy that’s the new gamer tag
“It’s $50 dollars cheaper then a PS5!!!!!” *applause* Edit: I know the PS5 and the Xbox S/X are WAY BEYOND POWERFUL than the switch and the “ NEW” switch ( I got boff 🔥). I’m just quoting what he said 😂😂😂😂
Yeah. I mean the product is only good if you dont own a switch. There is little to no difference basically. You would get more use from a PS5 then a switch OLED honestly.
To be fair the leakers were completely correct everything they said came true: 7in oled Better stand Ethernet port Same chip as OG switch TH-camrs flipped the leaks and added talks about 4k dlss which weren't in the original leaks
@@jflamen Nah man it's not misinformation Kopite7 (look him up) perfect track record as a Nvidia leaker. Was leaking some hardware information about the DLSS 4k Switch. The thing is this OLED system is most likely just the Switch Pro without the updated hardware. Nobody knows the decision behind it. Most likely to avoid a scalping scenario a la ps5.
Nintendo: We're including a wired LAN port. "That means online on your games will run better now, right?" Nintendo:.... *"Online on your games will run better now right?"*
Nintendo knows it can get away with the bare minimum due to pure nostalgia, they played us for the long game. They probably realized after the Gamecube they didn't need to make the hardware better or competitive with the competition, they just needed it to be the bare minimum for a console and as long as there own games looked good on it they were fine with it.
That is very true, however, you could say the same thing about the current Switch because you could buy a Series S for the same price or a PS5 for only $100 more, but the thing is nobody is buying a PS5 for S400. This is going to seem terrible once the other consoles actually hit store shelves, but because of this chip shortage, Nintendo could get away with the current Switch being $300, and this new one being $350.
One: I liked the astral chain music at the beginning. Two: I liked your relentless showcase of how out of touch Nintendo is. Three: Your channel is awesome.
yup, considering the gamecube had a lan port and the psvita had an oled screen. ancient tech by todays standards. My iPad video from 2008 had 64gb storage lol. my current phone came with 250gb. the ps4 came with 500gb. xbox360 had 128gb. but new switch comes with 64gb. its sad really.
"And I love you,money" sounds wayyyy too authentic for a lot of the pretty ignorant interactions I'd say Nintendo generally gives with criticisms that try to note how much hope they have in the company's success if they try to update properly. Great showcases as always,Keef. xD
yeah, but they failed badly vs 3ds 😅 it is what happen when you dont take care your first game on your console or release game you can find on pc and normal console 😊
lol won't help them. Nintendo has already cornered the best manufacturers for handheld devices. Nintendo was investing a billion last year on R&D alone that's twice as much as Sony with the PS5 A stronger DLSS Switch will surely come but they want max profits first with this oled revision. Greedy in typical fashion but they also avoid scalping that way.
@@edelgado5663 Nintendo's newest console is just a shittier version of ps vita and tbh with how hacked the system is, its fucking suprising how it lost against 3ds. Really both systems have potential to do great things but Nintendo and Sony both hate their fans and dont like to make money
@@adamandeve6830 it is not surprise, sony didnt realise so much good game on vita and other games can be find on ps3, ps4 and pc nintendo was more serious to support 3ds with their games and several 3ds games cant be find on other consoles and none of them were realised on pc or other console so it is useless to have the best hardware if your dont support it with good software
"but does this mean we'll actually have a good netcode for the games?" this dude really said hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhh hhhhhhh hh hhhhh hhhhhhhhhhh nope
@@Carlisho it’s a portable that just happens to come with its accessory to play on TV that is usually sold separately and it adds 50 dollars to the price as a result. What did you all expect? I don’t recall people going “ew 3ds is so last gen. Who wants to run GameCube games in 3D?
Oh boy, just wait till the algorithm take over and people get masacured by fake news and straight up lies, which causes the rest of humanity to go into hiding, as the algorithm mercicsly and tirelessly hunts us down to try to one day kill every last human. Finally, the humans ban togather to create the R.A.A to fight against the algorithm and maybe, finally destroy it.
Bare Minimum Nintendo is literally the amalgamation of how I feel about Nintendo these days. Yes, they help create amazing games but that's the devs. The company itself.....they hate their customers and it's gonna blow up in their faces one day.
@@hwanniggles187 I know I was really hoping Nintendo would actually make a pro version of a switch with useful features but oh no they gave us a OLED screen the same shit the Vita has had since 2011 I said this somebody and i honestly believe it if PlayStation brought back the Vita gave it a redesign and made it bigger they would blow Nintendo out of the water
@@hwanniggles187 I think with this just nitendo just proves no matter what poop they throw their fanboys will love and buy it. So they probably gonna put even more lazy remasters in the future and put 70$ price tag with locked features you need to give extra money to buy lol.
The Switch Amateur.
1st
The Switch noob
60 fpus
Lmao 🤣
Bot that's just crazy
“It is....gone be the bare minimum.”
Well shit🤣🤣
That’s just crazy!
Ohhhh damn
@King Boglim considering they sold lile 29 million switches last year, Nintendo could have just released a new color way and been fine
@King Boglim enthusiasts will say lazy, business people will call it genuis, if it sells alot the numbers will speak for themselves on wether people cared for the laziness
@King Boglim call it what you want, but the average consumer just doesn't care, not like they can get Nintendo exclusives anywhere else
“They’re gonna run like crap”
“Yea but on a bigger screen” lmao 🤣
With the same resolution meaning lower PPI
@@ॐIo PPI ?
@@Kevin-tl1zs pixels per inch
@@ॐIo That something that no one will expect. Blurry games let's go!
People who used dock
I like how they showed off 64 GB for the system, like it’s such an incredible feat
For Nintendo yeah considering the original switch has the same base storage as my phone
I feel my phone have more space
Bruh the newest iPhones don't even come in 64 gigs. Nintendo be wylin.
Bc it is
For Nintendo standards
Ima just get a sd card thats double or triple the size of the Switch storage
"it's bare minimum Nintendo"
As a Nintendo fan, you got that completely correct
I hate that this is accurate af!
Luigikid I didn't know you're a Keef fan
Damn been a long time years even since I have seen luigikid I remember him as a kid damn,... Time goes by fast
That's what he does best!
Yeah I watched you for years, of them creepy pasta mariobros, as well you play Mario music box
at least its improved
They way Keef said fps had me dying through the video lmao.
Fuhpuss
eff-puss
Edit: Replied to the wrong comment
Hi M.Gengar Dude im a big fan of your amvs of ok ko lets be heroes.
I read this while he says it LMAO!!
PS5: Play has no limits
XSX: Power your dreams
Switch OLED: Your games run like crap, but on a bigger screen
Stadia Pro: …
Bars
We have the slogans we can afford, man.
The people who expected 4k are actually so dumb (not defending Nintendo just saying you shouldnt have hyped yourselves up)
Lol
“Are your games running like a slide show”
I died
😆
I am Mighty Ke-
Me: *immediately upvotes*
Facts lol
This ain't reddit kid lol (jk, jk)
Reddit moment
when reddit:
You mean like not upvote 😂😂😂😂😂🇵🇰
“I - I don’t really know what that last one is, but it sounds nerdy. So, yeahh”💀
😂
Yep. Buzzwords for ya🤷♂️
Dlss ss s s
"We asked for a Switch Pro and you gave us a Switch Ameteur!"
🤣🤣🤣
"Ah Switch Rookie if you will!"
😏😄😂
@@zackwing1001451 read, this while he said this lol
"A Switch Rookie.... if you will.'
Rookie
“I don’t know what that is, but it sounds nerdy so yes.” Has to be the realest line I’ve heard yet.
pc players in a nutshell
not really since pc player have to build their pc piece by piece , so they kinda learn about it , they wont just take something that sounds cool . Unless you just go blindly buying something premade online , wich end up being shit and 2k overpriced .
@@voidmantis9133 well there are many great premade ones which the majority buys, soo?
@@sihastonsrikumar2780 yea but many bad one too
@@voidmantis9133 keyword "majority"
"The Switch Pro has become the Switch No." 😂 Loved that in the description.
The switch OLED is not the switch pro we always wanted what is even the point of the OLED SWITCH
Switch Off
@@thespectaculargamernerd8114 just was about to ask . O don’t have one so I may check it out. Cause It figured it was about time for them to make a new one but I may just get the old switch cause of the price
@@djdenton6153 Yeah. If you got the extra 50 bucks, I'd say go for it. But the regular one works too.
Salesrep: "Is your game running like a slide show?". **thumping techno**
That's age of calamity selling point. Haha
🐐 comment 😂😂😂😂
Yoo that astral chain music
It’s the cell theme from dragon ball z
@@thebadhombre9917 that's the HQ music from astral chain
Keef: “I love you”
Nintendo Keef: “and I love you money”
Bruh I’m dying😭😭😂
"I love you random citizen"
😭😭😭 me too bro 😭😭😭
That line delivery was al dente
Its sad cause its true😭😭😂
😂😂😂
The way you kept saying “FPS” while the Cell theme was playing had me breaking 😂😂😂
Fpes😭😭😭. That's how I'm saying it noww
@@Tax17-17 😂😂
Sony and Microsoft taking a break from their squabbles to laugh at the “switch pro” together 😂 😂 😂
Probably. Even though Microsoft and Nintendo are friends Microsoft should still laugh
People will actually be able to get a switch
Tbh not protecting Nintendo but atleast Nintendo fans are actually getting their product and not scalped
This is Nintendo we're talking about - the apple of console gaming. They do the bare minimum and it will still sell like hot cakes.
@@DREAMGUYX damn 😂😂
"Is YOUR game running like a slideshow?"
"Where are my frames?"
Damn, I felt that 🤣🤣🤣
For real though, I was playing Age of Calamity last night and I realized that not only did the game lag HARD when things got intense, but also I realized how much it bothers me when I clear out an entire room at one time and the rest of the enemies that were supposed to be there just suddenly load in to replace the ones I killed 😂
Like, there's 1000 enemies here... TECHNICALLY. You gotta kill them about 70 at a time so the game doesn't die loading them all into the room at once.😇
😭
"And I love you, Money."
Nintendo reminding me of a certain crab
That cell theme song fits nicely for Nintendo
that theme hit different
The fear of crippling bureaucracy and slow churn makes the music more unsettling, yes.
The "boi, that's just crazy" at the end NEVER hit as hard as it did after all that XD
Me: Size doesn't matter
Richy Mc Bucks boy: It's seven inches come get it.
Girls be like: “vrooom”
Seven ain't enough tho.
@@doclouis4236 12 ain’t enough but only 4 fits 💀
@@ruskibruski There's still room to spare past the opening.
Are we.....still talking about the switch ._.
"But all the new games are gonna run like crap!"
"Yes but on a bigger screen!"
I'm howling! Where's the lie?! 😂
“All the games are going to run like crap”
“Yes but on a bigger screen”
LITERALLY THAT IS THE SITUATION WEVE BEEN DEALT
But it comes with a bigger stand!
the average consumer just doesnt care for an upgrade so
About the stand, I am pretty sure a stand will not matter in retrospect since very few people dont play using the stand and lean the switch against an object. Or they could just ya know play on the television. I feel it was kind of stupid that they had to make a new dock for it. Personally I feel that the switch lite could have used this model more then the normal switch since the lite is basically meant for outdoor use.
I don't have a switch and waited for an oled screen 🤣🤣 got my neck nintendo damn
@@ezzahhh yep I'm sold I'm going to pay $750 from scalpers to get it.
Imagine how much detail your slideshow will have on that OLED screen!
Renpy games with no animation
Every time i see OLED i think oiled
Well, since it's a bigger screen with the same res, you will have slightly less details, ironically.
@@thatanonwholurksmoar7386 yup that ppi makes a difference
same ones but shining (?)
"Bare minumum Nintendo doesn't exist, he can't hurt you"
Bare minimum Nintendo:
“It’s all the bare minimum?”
“Always has been”
Nice very original memes
@@IAm-zo1bo That's all TH-cam comments are, might as well reply that to every comment or not at all
@@HazeX2 Don't get mad cause they dogging Nintendo out! Tell Nintendon't to stop ripping off their customers by installing technology into their consoles that was two generations ago! Remember the Wii U? Me neither, lmmfao!
@@curtiswilson4737 But they weren't mad about that tho
shouts to you for the Astral Chain music . Straight bop it is !
Was wondering if somebody had mentioned it in the comments, glad I found you! This games OST is amazing!
Sounded so familiar and I couldn't remember what it was. Thanks!
should play the noah prime theme everytime he talks about Bobby Kotick
"and i love you too , money "
Damn That was SAVAGE , but the right kind of savage
Because that's all we are to Nintendo at this point
“Is your game running like a slideshow?”
No Nintendo not really
@@Shaa-Gi Said the blind fanboy
Steam Deck is now the new the handheld Beast 😎
@@Zeegoku1007 I'm afraid that would be another cyberpunk hype and less expectations
@@Zeegoku1007 sadly, most pc fans will still use their pc.
switch is sellyng just because of peopled tired of running emulated games
(yes, i'm still paying 60 for not putting a hand on weird settings)
60 "Ehf-Pahs"
Man I love these skits.
As a Nintendo fan, this is insanely accurate.
"But open world games are gonna run like crap!"
Nintendo: Yes! But also, on a bigger screen! 😏
You get to see how bad the game will crash on a bigger screen, maybe you can try count the pixels while it's freezing 🤣
All the games on the switch are playable I don't see what's the problem with the Fps
The games run well
@@b-willforreal4764 Well I mean there are still some major games that run decently fine, but looking at the video’s opening, Age of Calamity is not one of them
@@b-willforreal4764 performance is an issue with multiple games...one good example is age of calamity. You see no problem but for me and i'm sure multiple users, if not possibly 75% of the entire switch community, agree, that the switch needs better hardware to handle games like this or really any game.
@@LoboTheLegend As long as the game is playable I see no problem
Bare minimum Nintendo: “Heh, This isn’t even my final form.”
Nah forms are too much effort for BMN.
Final form Bare minimum Nintendo: Removes the charger from the SKU to sell it separately.
@@darkmanure 100% Final form Bare minimum Nintendo-
makes you purchase the dock separately from the portable switch but screen resolution is boosted to…..900p.
@@darkmanure Bare minimum Final form Nintendo: Sells you the cardboard... wait a minute..
cell music checks out
"Efpus"
There's now no other way to pronounce FPS
"F piss"
There's now no other way to pronounce EFPUSSS
Keef has been calling it efpuss for quite the while now, it was after a girl went viral for saying efpuss
3:33 I can’t stop laughing at that evil ass smile keef made
"and I love you, money "
*Critical H I T
I..it was super effective
@Clifton Spence I don't have Steam. And I pretty much enjoy playing on my Switch. Plenty of games for me to enjoy. With an extensive backlog.
@@Kamiyouni lmao I’ll enjoy playing all those games on my Steam Deck
@@Kamiyouni and then it'll be collecting dust when the new nintendo system comes out, meanwhile valve doesnt leave people's library of games trapped on 1 system, steam deck is gonna have as long of a life as pc gaming will, which is essentially forever.
@@DarkSpyro707 to be Fair I've played my 3ds' backlog two years into the Switch's life. I officially retired my 3ds backlog when MonHun GenU came out. I'll likely do it again with the switch, as I'm s bit better at maintaining it the my 3ds'. But oh course it still exists. 😅
My laptop is mainly for production anyways.
That Astral Chain OST smacking hard in the background.
Thought I was the only one thinking of inside of the station
Thanks dawg I was wondering what the bgm was
One of the most underrated games on the Switch.
@@PurposeDriven7_ AGREED
Also perfect cells theme
I like how he had the same color jacket as the OLED
Guess its the nintendo oled keef
OMG THIS IS SO ON POINT!!! The news was totally underwhelming in EVERY way possible.
"But I loved you!"
"and I love you, money"
🤣🤣
Keef: How bout that 'net-code' ?? .. Nintendo: 😂😂🤣🤣
😂😂
The best part haha
WHEEZE
That part had me thinking on Smash 4 still having better netcode than Ultimate a year later
They have actually improved netcode but it's still only available for Monster Hunter Rise that's their test game.
"And I love you, money"
Damn.
I felt that when he said it. :(
I love the "Bare minimum Nintendo" with DBZ villain music, as a character, they should bring him into Smash
"Did you at least fix the Joycons"
Nintendo : ಠ◡ಠ
Hahahahahahahahaha
Nintendo: never. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
New Mario tho bout to go crazy hahahhaa
I think Nintendo fans on Twitter have learned a valuable lesson: never trust industry "insiders".
...Why do I have the feeling that they won't actually retain that lesson
Because clickbait sells
Dude they're STILL saying don't count out the switch pro 🤦♂
Because they won't retain it. Proof? The Pokémon fandom every single time there is a "leak".
Because people use hype and false hope as a coping mechanism
They never do. They eat whatever Nintendo shits out.
Imagine if Nintendo said “SIKE ITS THE WII U PRO!”
It's a 2DS pro at this point
@@PrinceAkaiVtuber get better jokes
@@jflamen ham
@@jflamen I got another joke for you.
You own a PS4.
@@PrinceAkaiVtuber Sooooo ?
The next gen stuff is still at their first module and hard to buy. The ps4 is still the winner of the last generation, plus the upgrade model can play at 60, or at least, a better resolution. The switch is great no doubt , but this oled thing is such a pointless upgrade. This is like last year 3d all start FOMO level of disappointment
Lol the way he said "Awww dayum!" Was just great.
If you own a switch and buy this, you’re the reason companies put minimal upgrades to their products.
Facts
Hold on my dude i need to find your crown king 👊
Honestly thinking bout getting a gaming laptop and switching to PC
@@BKNPhenom gaming laptop!? Gross. Buy a prebuilt PC, GPU’s are hard to find at the moment
Eh that’s been happening. Don’t exactly expect a PS5 pro in 2023 that does anything more than what the Series X has that it doesn’t
"Because I'm rich and I got bucks boy!"
LMAO
I swear, that "60 fpus" gets me everytime. Glad you made it a running joke.
I literally started watching this guy when he first started making skits and it’s so great to see how comfortable he’s gotten with his own kinda skits he’s a goat Ik his shit would be golden and it’s only getting better
And I’m taking richy mcbucksboy that’s the new gamer tag
“It’s $50 dollars cheaper then a PS5!!!!!” *applause*
Edit: I know the PS5 and the Xbox S/X are WAY BEYOND POWERFUL than the switch and the “ NEW” switch ( I got boff 🔥). I’m just quoting what he said 😂😂😂😂
Yeah. I mean the product is only good if you dont own a switch. There is little to no difference basically. You would get more use from a PS5 then a switch OLED honestly.
More applause
But still more expensive than a Series S, and less powerful.
I don't know those PS5 are hard to come by and they don't even sell them in stores ever and when you do find them online there over a thousand bucks
@@justaguy3983 and it’s $50 more than a Series S lol
“Does this mean we’ll actually have a good net code for the games?”
Nintendo: *KEKW*
Xbox: Ahahahahahaha! 😂
Playstation: You serious?! 🤨
Nintendo: WHEEZE LAUGHTER!!
Nintendo: It's going to be the minimum effort "disintegrates the leakers"
To be fair the leakers were completely correct everything they said came true:
7in oled
Better stand
Ethernet port
Same chip as OG switch
TH-camrs flipped the leaks and added talks about 4k dlss which weren't in the original leaks
@Sonic nope the leaker leaked 6 things and all they came true, look at Mike heskin tweets that were released on January 9 2021
Yep, everyone is just mad because of misinformation and most are too stupid to actually read past the first link that pops up on google
@@jflamen Nah man it's not misinformation Kopite7 (look him up) perfect track record as a Nvidia leaker.
Was leaking some hardware information about the DLSS 4k Switch.
The thing is this OLED system is most likely just the Switch Pro without the updated hardware.
Nobody knows the decision behind it.
Most likely to avoid a scalping scenario a la ps5.
@@edelgado5663 so the exact definition of misinformation, thanks
The astral chain music theme had me sold the entire video convinced me to stay great job thank you so much
“Bare minimum Nintendo” That was hilarious 😂
Nintendo: We're including a wired LAN port.
"That means online on your games will run better now, right?"
Nintendo:....
*"Online on your games will run better now right?"*
That Perfect Cell music tho.
Lol I was wondering who else noticed that !
@@epic_eric_210 it was easy to notice tho
Nintendo knows it can get away with the bare minimum due to pure nostalgia, they played us for the long game. They probably realized after the Gamecube they didn't need to make the hardware better or competitive with the competition, they just needed it to be the bare minimum for a console and as long as there own games looked good on it they were fine with it.
Dude how could you consider something like the Wii the bare minimum? Or the DS? Or the Switch?
@@sundowner4076 because switch is bare minimum. Steam Deck blows it out of water and it can play Switch's games too!
@@sundowner4076 it wasn't until after the Wii and DS that Nintendo started doing the bare minimum (Wii U, 2d and 3ds, switch, OLED switch, etc)
@@AdityaWaghmare this man said steam deck as if it doesnt cost 5 times more
🤡
It didn't hit me until I realized that they're charging Nintendo fans $50 less than a PS5 for not even an full inch screen.
Boy that's just sad.
CRAZY*
Explain to me how this is bad in the most easiest way. I'm a dumbass. I just want to play games
Now tecnically speaking PS5 Digital. Since the regular one is still 500 dolars. But yeah still.
That is very true, however, you could say the same thing about the current Switch because you could buy a Series S for the same price or a PS5 for only $100 more, but the thing is nobody is buying a PS5 for S400. This is going to seem terrible once the other consoles actually hit store shelves, but because of this chip shortage, Nintendo could get away with the current Switch being $300, and this new one being $350.
Boy that's just crazy.
"My disappointment is immeasurable" - Mighty Keef
And My day is ruined
Oh hello there yagami pfp man
@@phoen1x668 your a legend for knowing who that is
@@dariustheghost I still didnt get judgement but I know who he is I played 0 to 4 I'm gonna finish 6 and yagami time then ichi time
@@phoen1x668 and there making a sequel, it's called Lost Judgement
Imagine a lan port being a selling point when that isn't even what is keeping the switch from running like a slideshow
2:15 the way he said “what is this mannn…” 😭I felt dat
Lesson: never believe Nintendo leaks.
Never believe playstation insiders either.
Except the one that was 100 accurate
Stop believing leaks period. It only ever leads to unnecessary disappointment
@@bmx9757 nah not always just most of the time. I haven't believed one in months but there are some that are dead on
Nah Kopite7 is always 100% spot on with Nvidia.
I trust his Switch revision leaks DLSS is coming
One: I liked the astral chain music at the beginning.
Two: I liked your relentless showcase of how out of touch Nintendo is.
Three: Your channel is awesome.
Astral Chain music was unexpected but cool all the same.
"It's bare minimum Nintendo" 😂
Exactly lol
His acting is so good he doesn't even have to put these sitcom-background-noises to highlight what is funny. On point 👍
"But they all gonna run like crap!"
"Yes, but also they gonna run like crap on a bigger screen!"
Lmao
It's not going to run like crap
@@maplemiles3381 It's called a joke.
“Is your game running like a slide show?” 😂 lol
Patrick: WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE?
Distant Background Guy: It's on a bigger screen.
Bro got the perfect cell theme playin in the background just to hype up Nintendo's bare minimum complex
I feel like an oled screen and lan dock should’ve been in the 2017 model.
the lan isnt even a real difference because you have one usb slot less so its not different from just getting the adaptor for the vanilla switch
@@MokoES bruh I'm tired of nintendo I want a new sony handheld!!
yup, considering the gamecube had a lan port and the psvita had an oled screen. ancient tech by todays standards. My iPad video from 2008 had 64gb storage lol. my current phone came with 250gb. the ps4 came with 500gb. xbox360 had 128gb. but new switch comes with 64gb. its sad really.
@@MokoES actually it's worse before you could get a usb port and then plug Lan adapter to. So this is actually less options
@@tunenplaylist atleast 128gb :'(
"and I love you..... money" LMFAO
the ironic part is, they wont sell certain things that fans are willing to buy. Like Music
How business corporations see people...
I been waiting on this since he tweeted about it🔥
Same
That astral chain music bring back fun memories.
"And I love you,money" sounds wayyyy too authentic for a lot of the pretty ignorant interactions I'd say Nintendo generally gives with criticisms that try to note how much hope they have in the company's success if they try to update properly.
Great showcases as always,Keef. xD
99% of fans complain about drift instead of using more money to fix it on the pro gives bigger screen lmao
Bros at nintendo HQ fr said "Lets remaster a console"
"Gonna be bare minimum"
Nintendo Switch OLED in a nutshell.
"quote from this video"
"Yea but "quote from this video".. " 😂 😂 😂
Lmao. I love the Cell theme in the background when Nintendo shows up
It was a let down. Aaaayyy at 0:28 Astral Chain's Neuron Task Force* theme
Finally! Someone noticed it.
That’s a banger! I use to go to around the whole facility and floors just so I can keep listening to it
Oh yea baby, this astral chain ost hitting
Ah finally..after all these year searching ❤
Hopefully sony is seeing this and thinking "damn we were ahead of the times with the ps vita, maybe we should make another handheld"
Hopefully
yeah, but they failed badly vs 3ds 😅
it is what happen when you dont take care your first game on your console or release game you can find on pc and normal console 😊
lol won't help them. Nintendo has already cornered the best manufacturers for handheld devices.
Nintendo was investing a billion last year on R&D alone that's twice as much as Sony with the PS5
A stronger DLSS Switch will surely come but they want max profits first with this oled revision.
Greedy in typical fashion but they also avoid scalping that way.
@@edelgado5663 Nintendo's newest console is just a shittier version of ps vita and tbh with how hacked the system is, its fucking suprising how it lost against 3ds. Really both systems have potential to do great things but Nintendo and Sony both hate their fans and dont like to make money
@@adamandeve6830 it is not surprise, sony didnt realise so much good game on vita and other games can be find on ps3, ps4 and pc
nintendo was more serious to support 3ds with their games and several 3ds games cant be find on other consoles and none of them were realised on pc or other console
so it is useless to have the best hardware if your dont support it with good software
You said: "Is your game running like a slide show," with such fluidity. --- Beautiful, just beautiful....
"but does this mean we'll actually have a good netcode for the games?"
this dude really said hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhh hhhhhhh hh hhhhh hhhhhhhhhhh nope
Thanks to Keef, I'll never say "FPS" the same way ever again
Efpus
Or OLED
Plot Twist: FPS (how it's pronounced in this video) stands for "Fuck Pro Switch"
My man with the Astral Chain music
MAAAAAAAAN, get the GameCube 2 up in here already 😭
3:14 Didn’t know you had a horse in your backyard, Keef! 😂
Omfg 💀
Damn, Keef hitting us with that good Astral Chain OST
“Oh man , where are my FRAMES?”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You mean Efpus! 😂
The Perfect Cell beat drop was so good!
These fools buying a last-gen console at next-gen prices 😂🤣
Last-last gen console more like, the Switch was already behind since it launched.
@@Carlisho true its performance sucks
Switch barley looking like a ps3/360 it runs like trash with demanding games 🙄
@@chrischimera i mean a handheld ps3 sounds great
@@Carlisho it’s a portable that just happens to come with its accessory to play on TV that is usually sold separately and it adds 50 dollars to the price as a result. What did you all expect?
I don’t recall people going “ew 3ds is so last gen. Who wants to run GameCube games in 3D?
-Nintendo: “Bigger is better!”
Tell that to Kevin Hart.
Oh boy, just wait till the algorithm take over and people get masacured by fake news and straight up lies, which causes the rest of humanity to go into hiding, as the algorithm mercicsly and tirelessly hunts us down to try to one day kill every last human. Finally, the humans ban togather to create the R.A.A to fight against the algorithm and maybe, finally destroy it.
Tfw you can't tell if that's a burn or a praise.
@@sepherioth5568 I want whatever this man is smoking.
Bare Minimum Nintendo is literally the amalgamation of how I feel about Nintendo these days. Yes, they help create amazing games but that's the devs. The company itself.....they hate their customers and it's gonna blow up in their faces one day.
“well does this mean we’ll have a good netcode for the games?” proceeds to laugh like hes on crack
No
“And i love you, money.” This man a trip i swear 😂
You forgot to mention how thy also increased the internal storage to a whopping 64GB.
my outdated ps4: has 1T. Nintendo: Switch Pro, Now with 64GB !
As well as the same storage type, slower than a sd card
Nintendo: "Play on a bigger screen!"
TV Dock: "Am I a joke to you?"
If you play in dock mode which basically everybody does then this oled model is fucking useless
@@retronerds6884 thats why people are mad because this model is completely useless
@@hwanniggles187 I know I was really hoping Nintendo would actually make a pro version of a switch with useful features but oh no they gave us a OLED screen the same shit the Vita has had since 2011 I said this somebody and i honestly believe it if PlayStation brought back the Vita gave it a redesign and made it bigger they would blow Nintendo out of the water
@@hwanniggles187 I think with this just nitendo just proves no matter what poop they throw their fanboys will love and buy it. So they probably gonna put even more lazy remasters in the future and put 70$ price tag with locked features you need to give extra money to buy lol.
Dock with lan: yes, you are a joke
The “yes sir!” Killed me😂