Norm to Jerry Seinfeld: " You don't have kids, right?" Seinfeld: "I have three." Norm: "Really? I thought you didn't have any kids." Seinfeld: "I have a son and two daughters." Norm: "Well, I suppose we'll just have to agree to disagree."
@@travisb1o0m19 No Mark just messed up and said Joe had 2 kids when he has 3 he said he thought one had died meaning that he would have originally been correct
@@dom-ct6ie I don't know him on a personal level but through the years of watching and listening to him I could develop some sort of sense of idea of who he is. also this is a comment thread from over a year ago
It's his coping mechanism for anxiety. He has that skill down to a razer's edge, it's a great deflection. He may have used this before, but he totally comes up with stuff like this all the time.
Where did Mark say that? It is true. Funny situations arise in the podcast, and he does throw off decent jokes every now and then. But he does often ignore jokes to keep making a point. I watched Kanye west interviewed on letterman's new show, and it was infinitely better than the one Kanye did on Rogan. The reason, Letterman is a jokes guy. They were both being funny and having fun. On Rogan the talk was too serious, and really, not many great points were made imo.
Its takes a true genius to be able to make a top dog comedian laugh at a joke about one of their kids dying. On the spot at that! He didnt hesitate at all, bravo.
@@thedeathstar420 He's pretty funny sometimes. It just isn't his first goal on the pod. A guy like Mark though, Mark ain't saying it if there isn't a punchline close by.
@@peanutgallery7753 exactly! Joe has changed throughout the years, he doesn't have to be funny on the pod. Mark on the other hand can't turn it off because this was his shot at the JRE bump, he had to take some swings.
@@blotterdowney8075 well it was thought up right after I heard Marks comment, in real time, and I’m not a professional comedian so your comment doesn’t hurt my feelings or anything. Although obviously a few people thought it was sort of funny.
Ugh my brother in law too. I hate to say it but it drives me crazy as a man it's difficult to understand. I grew up with a kid who never made eye contact either and that's at least because he got his ass beat by the parents but what does that come from?
@@user-nj1zu2nf1x mine comes from adhd. I can’t look at one thing for too long, others it’s because of confidence, and other it’s just because it’s a bad habit.
This guy should be writing for TV. That is the best bit of pod ever. Seriously good point then bam. Could have been intentional setup. We will never know. Brilliant.
This channel is official content FYI not third party. Also, the "whoops" joke bombed when it got derailed by Marl being wrong about rogans kids. His recovery is not the " whoops" joke itself. Punchline was still pending.
What's more amazing is not seeing him look left then right while looking up and straighting his back then slouching slightly to do repetition each second and a half like a robot.
I haven't seen this episode but my money is on Rogan was on his soapbox about how much phones are ruining everyones life.Thanks mark for pointing out just a few things that everyone would miss without technology.
Reminds me of the early digital era growing up. Sitting with windows 3.1 as a kid. Floppy disk Wolfenstein. Got my first mobile phone for Christmas oncec. I called my parents on the spot, and the credit on the alongside card, was gone in 1 min. Early Motorola. Only people who called me, was my grandparents.
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That was the best recovery. "Shit, I thought one died"
On the spot...
It had me dying of laughter that Joe laughed his ass off instantly to it lmao lmao lmao
Priceless
Best recovery, and without even blinking. Mark is a comedy assassin.
Ninja level recovery, amazing how quick witted Mark is.
Norm to Jerry Seinfeld: " You don't have kids, right?"
Seinfeld: "I have three."
Norm: "Really? I thought you didn't have any kids."
Seinfeld: "I have a son and two daughters."
Norm: "Well, I suppose we'll just have to agree to disagree."
Wait this really happen?? Lol
@@jaythenickname5372 it was on "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee". So far Norm Macdonald is the high point of comedic genius IMO.
Correction. A daughter and two sons is what he really said. Your welcome 🙏
I love Norm
@@samuelsmith5400 I love podiums! Now that’s a product I can stand behind!
Great points! Love that Rogan laughed at the “I thought one died” joke.
Good to be a comedian. People laugh at your jokes. If i say that exactly to a friend, wont be funny!
@@boreduser12 really? You need to find some friends that get jokes lmao.
@@DH-rq7gw Well his friend's kid died so it would be in poor taste
@@boreduser12 It's all about the delivery
@@GreekGodAngus he slipped in a puddle of AIDS, it was a real tragedy. You’re right I shoulda thought longer....
I got an app… the delta app
Joe Rogan: woah 🤯
wow this is an underrated commment. You are really funny. Trust me.
He picked up on it and I was like woah with Joe. Never even realised 😂👍
That reminds me have you ever heard of DMT?
@@letsmakeamovie2037 now that you told me to trust you, i dont trust you 👀
@@letsmakeamovie2037 if you want people to really trust you, you need to say "trust me" twice. Trust me, trust me.
Quick homerun after a strike. That's why he's Park Normand, he swings for the bleachers.
this comment is a beauty
He really does. Accurately put.
@someguyontheinternet dotcom it's my own words.
@someguyontheinternet dotcom kinda figured, but I'm a
gen x-millenial-booBmer. TV has made me tarded.
What? The fucks that gotta do with Park? Like ballpark? Lol stop trying to come up with your own little nicknames.
The save exemplifies his lightning speed genius, also is it weird there are 666 comments? just sayin
Like a whip. Same with Jay and soder
Lighting speed queefness.
he queefs faster than the speed of sound
@@mermaidrocksoapcompany6540 ah ya beat me by a year
Ok mark we know this is you commenting
Mark Normand is a professional. Don't ever question that.
An Expert*
@@MistaOneGuy Professional.
*A manic depressive savant
True. I also love that he uploads most of his comedy on TH-cam for free
what i love the most...is the lack of eye contact haha it kills me
“Sorry, I thought one died”... I nearly died laughing!
And I use all this extra time watching mark normand clips
😆
Shock laugh jokes are hard to pull off on the fly… perfect execution in my opinion
Perfect save, that could've been awkward.
Im confused did something happen to joe rogans kid?
@@travisb1o0m19 No Mark just messed up and said Joe had 2 kids when he has 3 he said he thought one had died meaning that he would have originally been correct
@@pivotmaster861 “Thanks for explaining the joke” said the beaver
@@Lunatic5306 he literally asked
@@voltage446 **and angry beaver #2 points out the obvious**
imagine the awkwardness if Joe didn't laugh lmao
It's Mark Normand, it wouldn't affect him in the slightest.
I mean the joke wasn't thaat dark, unless Joe did actually have a kid that died
@@Lightwaverable I thought one died
Pretty sure if the other person laughs, the joke didn’t bomb.
Shane Gillis: "Hold my beer"
@@DanielHernandez-hs4sq lol
One of your best quick response lines Mark... so good
I love that Rogan appreciated that comeback from Normand lol
99% of the jokes AK at the killer jokes went right over at Joe's head Joe doesn't like other comedians who are better than him which AR most
@@jackoliver7506 I'm confused. what does AK and AR mean?
@@mar-c3y talk to text mistakes
@@jackoliver7506 u act like u know the guy. maybe soon youll realize you dont and probably never will
@@dom-ct6ie I don't know him on a personal level but through the years of watching and listening to him I could develop some sort of sense of idea of who he is. also this is a comment thread from over a year ago
Kevin hart is so damn quick
🤣🤣🤣
the genius of Normand is whether "oh shit, thought one died" was premeditated bit or warp speed one liner.
It's his coping mechanism for anxiety. He has that skill down to a razer's edge, it's a great deflection. He may have used this before, but he totally comes up with stuff like this all the time.
I think he've had that reply ready in his holster, if the occasion arises.
it's probably a line he's used before
"I've got a Delta app"
*WHOA*
So cool to see a guy on his way to the top. Funniest comedian working!
Agreed
I'm pretty sure he enjoys being a bottom.
It's a tough call between him & Chris Distefano imo!
I hope he gets more material soon. I mean he's quick as seen here, so he should be able to. He's just been doing a lot of the same jokes for years.
JR“… I don’t know anything about bombs”
MN “I saw your standup” was classic
Host: “these days we have an app!”
Rogan: “whoaaaaa…”
This is Rogan at peak comedy.
Honestly I think it’s hilarious when Joe is fascinated with simple things. Granted in the past these things would seem like magic to others
@@spaghettios I mean he is a bit ape like 😂
I think that's called a "guest"
Mark normand: "rogan isn't a jokes guy"....so true, so true..........
Where did Mark say that? It is true. Funny situations arise in the podcast, and he does throw off decent jokes every now and then. But he does often ignore jokes to keep making a point. I watched Kanye west interviewed on letterman's new show, and it was infinitely better than the one Kanye did on Rogan. The reason, Letterman is a jokes guy. They were both being funny and having fun. On Rogan the talk was too serious, and really, not many great points were made imo.
@@peanutgallery7753 good point
@@peanutgallery7753 it was said on legion of skanks a week or so after he was last on rogan..
But why would Joe laugh? He knows mark is dark, he had him a couple times, I'm sure Rogan knows he can't help himself
@@TheLostDude7 all i'm saying is that for as prolific a comic as rogan is, nobody,even his friends have him in the top 10 (working)stand ups.
There was no joke until the "I thought one died" line.
Captain obvious over here
@@korbendallas9824 "Captain obvious over here" What's up Captain Obvious? I hope you are well.
@@korbendallas9824 if its so obvious why does the title claim otherwise silly little guy
I love how the first word of this video is kooky
I don’t think that was a bomb, Joe was into it and he laughed at the “recovery”
Perfect recovery. And you’d have to know Joe pretty well to know about his eldest. He doesn’t talk about her much.
Yeah she's old af if I'm not mistaken
She’s a grown adult. I mean, I think he does have a good relationship with her but she isn’t living in his house as his child to be raised anymore.
@@americandissident9062 She's black and Joe Rogan hates black people
@@americandissident9062 is she the one that’s his wife’s kid from an old relationship?
@@fifa4lifeable who cares lol
Got damn! That was a perfectly executed recovery!! Love ya Kevin!!
Oh my god I think this is the first time I audibly laughed out loud to a video like this! 😂
That was the antithesis of a bomb. That was a flawless recovery lol
"Shit. I thought one died." LMFAO. Kevin Hart is too funny.
Oh wait that wasn’t Kevin hart bro
Normand is so fucking funny lol i just love listening to him talk about things and give responses
This comment was the thing that had me look Mark up. Now I’m a huge Tuesgay. What a legend
Goddammit, he is just LETHAL! The quickness, the timing, the tone, the delivery, the cleverness of the line; all executed perfectly. He's so good lmao
@@broombromden498 omg bruh shit up
If Joe didn't laugh after “s*** I thought one died.” It would have got in hella uncomfortable.
Outrageously quick wit there. What a save, and Rogan loved it.
Your inability to look at people in the eyes makes you look blind when you speak. Love it
Its takes a true genius to be able to make a top dog comedian laugh at a joke about one of their kids dying. On the spot at that! He didnt hesitate at all, bravo.
Rogan? Top dog? Maybe at the pitbull lookalike contest.
As in money making my friend. Hes not my favorite but hes good.
@@gickygackers i agree. I'm tired of pretending like joe is funny. Love his podcast though
@@thedeathstar420 He's pretty funny sometimes. It just isn't his first goal on the pod. A guy like Mark though, Mark ain't saying it if there isn't a punchline close by.
@@peanutgallery7753 exactly! Joe has changed throughout the years, he doesn't have to be funny on the pod. Mark on the other hand can't turn it off because this was his shot at the JRE bump, he had to take some swings.
Joe’s response should have been-“One did, I had four”.
Rogan's not nearly quick enough on his feet for that.
Rogan couldn't think that up if you gave him an hour to respond
well that’s just not nearly as funny as what normand said
@@blotterdowney8075 well it was thought up right after I heard Marks comment, in real time, and I’m not a professional comedian so your comment doesn’t hurt my feelings or anything. Although obviously a few people thought it was sort of funny.
@Awoke Awoke huh? What’s a fake comedian?
Very few comics can compete with how genuine and funny you are dude.
Said he thought his kid died AND called him a fatty in one episode. What a madman.
So where exactly is this "joke bombing" that you talk about?
Nice clickbait bro
Dude is always so quick off the cuff😂
Mark with his awkward eye contact. I feel that. Eye contact for me is also difficult.
Ugh my brother in law too. I hate to say it but it drives me crazy as a man it's difficult to understand. I grew up with a kid who never made eye contact either and that's at least because he got his ass beat by the parents but what does that come from?
@@user-nj1zu2nf1x mine comes from adhd. I can’t look at one thing for too long, others it’s because of confidence, and other it’s just because it’s a bad habit.
Mark Normand is the best!!! Love you bro! 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘🙃🙃😘😘
That save was so good i thought it was part of the joke and was like “when was there a bomb? What? The joke was good-Ohhhh”
What is the joke?
This guy is underrated. That was brilliant. 🤣
" " Three ! ? ! Sorry . I thought
- one died . " "
This guy is faster
than the speed of light .
I love how mark norman says actual things between his zingers.
I love the Dangerfield tie tug after the quick save. He doesn't miss a beat.
This guy should be writing for TV. That is the best bit of pod ever. Seriously good point then bam. Could have been intentional setup. We will never know. Brilliant.
Mr. Normand, you are my hero.
‘Sorry, I thought one died’. Broooo! 🤣🤣🤣😅
Mark - "How old are your kids?"
Bert - " I don't know....uhh 15 & 17"
Mark -" Hey! Who else is hard?"
He's the best at throwaway lines and responses 🤣
When did a joke bomb? That was awesome. He made some valid points at the start and a good joke at the end
Same I don’t get it
@@pauljamilkowski3672 me neither
It didn’t. It’s just some shit clickbait title and it’s completely untrue
This channel is official content FYI not third party. Also, the "whoops" joke bombed when it got derailed by Marl being wrong about rogans kids. His recovery is not the " whoops" joke itself. Punchline was still pending.
omg how fucking quick of a joke right there. absolute professional
Mark Normand is naturally unable to bomb 😂
What a great little snippet hahahaha genius
Such a JRE moment "isn't it crazy how we have things?"
His point was we have probably an extra few years of not doing tasks our parents and grandparents had to do.
dude that save was so fast i got whiplash.
Zero bombing. Killed it. Geezers a legend
Love you put this up real one
Rogan cant handle Mark lol luv it
Rogan understands that type of humor better than most. Great save
I love the Ray Charles stage of Mark
What's more amazing is not seeing him look left then right while looking up and straighting his back then slouching slightly to do repetition each second and a half like a robot.
That was perfect.
Comedians don't have to say "just kidding" all the time.. must be nice! :)
Fuck that would be nice
Normand never makes eye contact
So insightful. So wise
You are the funniest comedian on earth
Wtf is this title? "Joke bombs," are you kidding me? That was funny as hell
Dude he just saves the conversation from an awkward moment with fucking comedy, one small joke.
That comment just solidified that the standup routines are really how normand really thinks and acts, not just a show
Lol Mark's so great
When does he say whoops though and "bomb"? I just watched it again, so confuses. Rogan even laughs at the end
Mark Normand is low-key a genius
I haven't seen this episode but my money is on Rogan was on his soapbox about how much phones are ruining everyones life.Thanks mark for pointing out just a few things that everyone would miss without technology.
This was fuxking hilarious
OMG! Can't stop laughing!
"Woah"- Joe Rogan
Hi I'm Woah Rogan.
I thought I didn’t really care for Mark Normand but I might have been wrong. He’s funny!
Lmaooo goddamn mark, good shit
Awesome! Love Normand
Hes the wittiest dude I've ever seen.
Way to go Kevin, really tearin it up out here
And this, ladies and gentleman, is why he is Kevin Hart.
Thats one of the funniest recoveries ive heard
shit i thought one died. mark Normand is the best (by numbers) comic there is today
Just nails the riposte to Joe's energy-sapping, "hurr I have 3 kids".
Mark “Avoid making eye contact by any means necessary” Normand.
he went double or nothing lol
mark is so quick witted
Almost everyone has more open time nowadays; most spend it watching too much tv or wasting it online...
He’s right. Unfortunately the extra time we have it’s now spent mostly eating. Probably explains the obesity epidemic.
Eating is awesome
This is what Kevin from the office was talking about when he start speak less word.
"Yup........woah......."
I think he did that shit on purpose. Mark is a hell of a comedian and shouldn’t be underestimated.
What a fucking save 🤣🤣🤣
Reminds me of the early digital era growing up. Sitting with windows 3.1 as a kid. Floppy disk Wolfenstein. Got my first mobile phone for Christmas oncec. I called my parents on the spot, and the credit on the alongside card, was gone in 1 min. Early Motorola. Only people who called me, was my grandparents.
Brillant recovery. As an awkward person myself idk how the fuck he does it hahah
No bomb there 😂