Johnny Nice Painter

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  • An alternative version from The Fast Show :)

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  • @stirfrywok2927
    @stirfrywok2927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The easel budget must have been through the roof for these sketches

  • @nigelcarren
    @nigelcarren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Anyone else watching this from deep within a chasm of clams?

    • @squidword64
      @squidword64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And watching with my eyes that are pies.

    • @nigelcarren
      @nigelcarren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@squidword64 😂😂 Shall I put you by the window mother?

    • @squidword64
      @squidword64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nigelcarren No! fold her up like a ticket and poke her in a hole.

    • @MattChez
      @MattChez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm watching this from Fathers grave.

    • @AustinTheWeenieTickler
      @AustinTheWeenieTickler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They’ve landed on the pier.

  • @pho3nix-
    @pho3nix- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The patience of this woman is extraordinary, throughout the ordeal with her husbands neurosis - she still chooses to continue painting with him.

    • @mattiemclean9882
      @mattiemclean9882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah its not real you know

    • @jamesmullen3601
      @jamesmullen3601 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think she's deliberately causing it. After all, who's buying all the black paint? I can't see Johnny making that transaction without a severe episode.

  • @PiousMoltar
    @PiousMoltar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Still my favourite Fast Show character

  • @andradas9688
    @andradas9688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Absolutely GENIUS!

  • @itshannahost
    @itshannahost 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I am so obsessed with this.

    • @wullsmutt
      @wullsmutt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My second favourite character after Dave Angel Eco Warrior!

    • @bluescousenilsatis
      @bluescousenilsatis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That scream just wrecks me and my boy everytime... Genius

    • @bluescousenilsatis
      @bluescousenilsatis 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @strawberry smith The choice of names is just perfect, whether it's Swiss Tony, Dave Angel or Johnny Black. They fit the characters... Teddy Pumpkin creates mental images of a slightly wierd geeky boyfriend.

    • @strappaplank6017
      @strappaplank6017 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      same same

    • @thorpevic
      @thorpevic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Johnny Nice Painter. One of my favourite characters!

  • @lucyhogan7686
    @lucyhogan7686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love the fact that he says things like "I'll just paint this lovely little bridge aaah! black the despair of blackness"

  • @NinjaBenification
    @NinjaBenification 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    i literally cant stop laughing because of the bit at the end....am crying

  • @SirDigbyMinge-or8md
    @SirDigbyMinge-or8md 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    R.I.P. Teddy Pumpkin.

  • @SotiCoto
    @SotiCoto 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I never saw this one on tv. Awesome!

    • @jugglerjim01
      @jugglerjim01  8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      SotiCoto I think it was a special just shown online.

    • @flipper2392
      @flipper2392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me neither. thanks for posting.

  • @kukumuniu5658
    @kukumuniu5658 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I don't understand why for so many years
    no one posted all of Johnny's adventures in one video from the beginning to the end

  • @WorldWidePatriots
    @WorldWidePatriots 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That scream tho.

  • @chriswalford9228
    @chriswalford9228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh the insanity of depression . A dark world that spins in any direction it feels . Black and white bits are no problem you can cope with them, it's the coloured times that mess with your head .

  • @robertsuch3614
    @robertsuch3614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    “White, like everyone in a senior position at the BBC!” Totally crying at this...and all of it. Charlie Higson, you are a genius, pmsl 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @terrybunch7313
      @terrybunch7313 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Found the self-hating libcuck.

  • @hermanthetosser4219
    @hermanthetosser4219 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Nice scream

  • @daverage4729
    @daverage4729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Whats for tea mother? MAGGOTS ON TOAST!!!!???"

  • @paulingleby3756
    @paulingleby3756 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A little bit of "trying not to laugh out loud" going on in the background..🤣😂🤣🤣😂

  • @aporue5893
    @aporue5893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ''look at those deep,dark shadows under the trees,what colour should we use?'' LOL here we go......

  • @thecatsarse6542
    @thecatsarse6542 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Have you got any of that lovely ham?

  • @redpillnibbler4423
    @redpillnibbler4423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Black - like the schisms of laughter as they wired me in.
    Black - as the tendrilled Chupacabra a creep creep creeping through the blackest black undergrowth.
    Black - like the tiniest current plucked from the mother cake and roasted OHHHH so relentlessly roasted upon the blackened souls of Salem.

    • @MeMyself-jz9ms
      @MeMyself-jz9ms 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You should get a job writing comedy. That was good

    • @redpillnibbler4423
      @redpillnibbler4423 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MeMyself-jz9ms
      Thanks,I honestly don’t even remember writing it. 😄

  • @DavidLoft-s4u
    @DavidLoft-s4u ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Charlie is a genius

    • @GeoffreyNormanMP
      @GeoffreyNormanMP 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nooo he isn't. Noope. If he really was a genius, you'd encounter youtube users masquerading as characters he's brought to life during his career. But YOU don't see it, *I* don't see it, AND nobody else sees it. Good day.

  • @Cheezwizzz
    @Cheezwizzz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I didn’t expect that scream at the end and it scared me 😂😂😂

  • @eleanorhogan8643
    @eleanorhogan8643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Those cows would be in the great cow shed in the sky by now.

  • @PiousMoltar
    @PiousMoltar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    ORANGE! LIKE THE BURNING PITILESS SUN THAT WILL ONE DAY ENGULF US ALL

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      THE GULLS HAVE PLUCKED OUT MY EYES

  • @Booster85
    @Booster85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Absolutely class 😂

  • @eamonahern7495
    @eamonahern7495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I didn't expect that!

  • @DaveMuirhead
    @DaveMuirhead 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Wonderful!

  • @vermilliongecko
    @vermilliongecko 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Being the only sane sibling of a brother and a sister with schizophrenia, this is what it's been like every weekend, birthday, Christmas Day and Boxing Day in out family home for the past 27 years. They're kicking off and smashing things up around you, while you try and stay calm and pretend everything's normal, when you're actually really disappointed that another nice day has been ruined by mental illness.

    • @JackW42
      @JackW42 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vermillion 303 💚

    • @hanumaniam
      @hanumaniam 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vermillion 303 sorry to hear. 💚Does this kind of comedy help or hinder you?

    • @starwarsroo2448
      @starwarsroo2448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Black

    • @JoeyXSmith
      @JoeyXSmith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I emphasize with you. My mother has schizophrenia. It was a nightmare being around her.

    • @JakeLDS
      @JakeLDS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My older sister developed Schizophrenia when she was 15 while I was 10. So from 10 onwards my house was the same. My sister ripped the living room door of it's hinges once. One of the most traumatic episodes is when she thought I had died and she was crying on me, I was trying to tell her I was alive and fine but she was devistated and convinced she saw me die. Thankfully after years of experimenting doctors have found a dose of medication that keeps her relatively stable.

  • @aporue5893
    @aporue5893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    TEDDY PUMPKIN!

  • @sunnyjim1355
    @sunnyjim1355 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I've read many of the comments, and yet not one has addressed the white elephant in the room.....

  • @JessCollinsss
    @JessCollinsss 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    the end of the video I'm crying

    • @jugglerjim01
      @jugglerjim01  7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jess Collins There's 1 or 2 additional bits that I wasn't aware of when I uploaded this. Just the odd few seconds here and there of him going on about different colours until she slaps him back to black :D

    • @danielsimpson1041
      @danielsimpson1041 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why?

    • @testaccount8921
      @testaccount8921 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danielsimpson1041 depression?

  • @robertjamesgreen
    @robertjamesgreen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You lock me in the cellar and feed me pins

  • @94popart
    @94popart 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    teddy pumpkin! LOL

  • @markleverett9669
    @markleverett9669 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love johnny

  • @nickturner4150
    @nickturner4150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Makes a change.

  • @eileensmyth4688
    @eileensmyth4688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    When she slaps him, lol, I thought he'll finally snap out of it forever, but just moves to orange! Lol
    Seems like it could of been a Comic Relief special

    • @twitchygiraffe4636
      @twitchygiraffe4636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don’t think it was comic relief? As he slags the BBC by saying that everyone is white in a senior position there and they broadcast comic relief! Think this might have something to do with fosters funny or something like that??

  • @pauljackson2409
    @pauljackson2409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    They cured him of his obsession with black. That's the good news... 🤣

    • @highdownmartin
      @highdownmartin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It were the bang on ‘ is ‘ ead

  • @AReallyLongAndUnremakableUser
    @AReallyLongAndUnremakableUser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I can't remember the actual names of the husband and wife painters, but they really captured thhe look of both here in this wonderful micky take.

  • @blaksu
    @blaksu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The end is inspired by Werner Herzog's Enigma of Kaspar Hauser

  • @shandywarhol4444
    @shandywarhol4444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I doubt the BBC comment has stood the test of time, but, it's still AFAF!! Cheers!! Kx

  • @kindnessfirst9670
    @kindnessfirst9670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Any artist knows you don't use black for shadows- use blue and purple.

  • @TheTheobear
    @TheTheobear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Midnight Blue!

  • @monkeycrud
    @monkeycrud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Where is the original one with you lock me in the cellar and feed me pins?

  • @TimChuma
    @TimChuma 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Actually pure black is not really used that much in painting at least not for nature scenes.

    • @FilipPandrc
      @FilipPandrc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't know much about painting, but I'm sure if you mix a lot of colors you get something close to black, so I guess pure black is not needed.

    • @andrewmorrice9139
      @andrewmorrice9139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's what I was taught at school, so I assumed that's what this sketch started off from.

  • @sweetfreedomGB
    @sweetfreedomGB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Black works best for Johnny

  • @ShahPhilLeotardo
    @ShahPhilLeotardo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “WHITE, WHITE, Like everyone in a senior position at The BBC!”

  • @grahamschofield8730
    @grahamschofield8730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "B L A C K".....

  • @edejong
    @edejong ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well, he's making some progress i suppose.

  • @BruceMardle
    @BruceMardle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I hadn't seen that one before. Was it the last one, or did they just run out of things to say about black?

    • @jugglerjim01
      @jugglerjim01  5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think was an online special they did sponsored by Fosters.

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It was never explained why Johnny didn't like the color black. I was telling a friend about Johnny the Nice Painter cos she's never seen The Fast Show and she thinks that Johnny may be a racist. Some of the crazy stuff he says when he freaks out over the color black hints that something traumatic happened to him as a child.

    • @guydavies1342
      @guydavies1342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Classical style artists have a massive hang up about never using black as its considered, at best, cheating. Johnny Nice is portrayed as one of those kind of artists who has taken it to a neurotic level.

    • @thesceptic1018
      @thesceptic1018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Johnny’s a fictional character in a comedy show

    • @MasterofSpiders
      @MasterofSpiders 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thesceptic1018 This is the best comment in the entire history of TH-cam.

    • @keithdukes5990
      @keithdukes5990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MasterofSpiders Lol! They see it everywhere, everyday in everything!!!

    • @twitchygiraffe4636
      @twitchygiraffe4636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or Charlie Higson who created this character was probably listening to Current 93 (named after a Aleister Crowley equation) and thought “i’ve got a great idea for the fast show!”

  • @henryjohnson9350
    @henryjohnson9350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who the hell would dislike?

    • @jugglerjim01
      @jugglerjim01  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The world is full of strangeness 😁

  • @94popart
    @94popart 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    black! black! like the sky, like the sea, black, all black!

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:26 LOL hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • @free..to..air..
    @free..to..air.. 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Johnny must go through an awful lot of easels and canvases in the course of his tantrums.. an expensive business...painting in a black mood

  • @thatoneguychad420
    @thatoneguychad420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Which episode or special is this? I've watched all 3 seasons over the last week or so, didn't see this one. I've also watched the specials, apart from the inside leg and the newest special.

  • @peterbrown6434
    @peterbrown6434 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    .ucking Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • @kimmolaine8069
    @kimmolaine8069 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Black...

  • @thatoneguychad420
    @thatoneguychad420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Where can I find the online only season of the fast show?

    • @jugglerjim01
      @jugglerjim01  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sorry dude, I have no idea where you might find it these days.

    • @thatoneguychad420
      @thatoneguychad420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jugglerjim01 no worries man. It's got to exist somewhere online. I've been having trouble getting hold of Bo Selecta as well. Although I can just buy the DVDs for cheap.
      Another one I can't find is Harry Enfield's television program

  • @lusyhognaston3777
    @lusyhognaston3777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If she just said ebony, then there would have been no problems but then it would not be so funny then.

  • @terrybunch7313
    @terrybunch7313 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:57 Ooof 🙄

  • @morestupidforms
    @morestupidforms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Back when BBC comedy was actually funny, rather than box ticking.

  • @Baresi-Unico-Capitano
    @Baresi-Unico-Capitano 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    01:58 HAHAHA.

  • @jonseeker3495
    @jonseeker3495 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    White ..like everyone in a senior position in the BBC 😂👍

  • @aporue5893
    @aporue5893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *black*

  • @lmjones7716
    @lmjones7716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've noticed a trend amongst comedians. They stop being funny when they reach 45 or so.

    • @Tubeite
      @Tubeite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably used up all the best jokes by then.

  • @nigelparker5886
    @nigelparker5886 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dark umber Johnny..... black mother..or this time WHITE!!

  • @ospreybird
    @ospreybird 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    :-)

  • @AthelstanEngland
    @AthelstanEngland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "like everybody in a senior position at the BBC"... oh disaster - just realised one of my favourite shows may have started the woke nonsense!

    • @theonetheonlyjoey
      @theonetheonlyjoey ปีที่แล้ว

      pointing out facts = "woke nonsense" 😂😂 sounds about right, given the state Britain is in today

  • @94popart
    @94popart 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂

  • @slupperd
    @slupperd ปีที่แล้ว

    Nah

  • @sawleyram7405
    @sawleyram7405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Was great before they added the race politics.... sigh...

  • @JasonJason210
    @JasonJason210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sadly I didn't find this one funny. At all. The word that triggers Johnny's behaviour is "black". This is obviously a politically correct version. The sketch is now example of how politics wrecks humour. This is why Benny Hill was axed and ended up eating himself to death through depression.

    • @PiousMoltar
      @PiousMoltar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Aw come on. It was still funny as hell. The fact that "black" didn't set him off but "white" did is the joke. Also: " ORANGE! LIKE THE BURNING PITILESS SUN THAT WILL ONE DAY ENGULF US ALL". You can't tell me that's not funny.

    • @JasonJason210
      @JasonJason210 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PiousMoltar It has to be black. Sorry.

    • @lmjones7716
      @lmjones7716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree. It was awful when you compare it the 90s sketches.

    • @keithdukes5990
      @keithdukes5990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This was the politically correct version to appease the woke brigade! Therefore, totally ruined the original concept!!!

  • @alanfaulkner6329
    @alanfaulkner6329 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ah, they went woke.

  • @googleisshittoss
    @googleisshittoss 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    First time i watched this on TV..I weed a bit!

  • @IMTHEBIGGESTCUNT
    @IMTHEBIGGESTCUNT ปีที่แล้ว

    Racism. Caught at an earlier stage?… That twisted painter was ahead of his time? Just like, da Vinci…

  • @vermilliongecko
    @vermilliongecko 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Being the only sane sibling of a brother and a sister with schizophrenia, this is what it's been like every weekend, birthday, Christmas Day and Boxing Day in out family home for the past 27 years. They're kicking off and smashing things up around you, while you try and stay calm and pretend everything's normal, when you're actually really disappointed that another nice day has been ruined by mental illness.