I'm sure you're not supposed to wear something made out of licorice. You dont want to have to explain to your friends why your swimsuit looks like candy
Wow 😳 I actually didn't know that thank you for the history lesson 🙂🤗 I'm actually being serious I'm not being sarcastic that is actually really cool to know well it might not be cool to know but that's interesting I'm going to shut up now 😂
Man, one time I was thinking about donating items to a woman's shelter, as I switched to a cup, and on the list new or used was menstrual cups. I thought that was gross. They said they sanitize them. But still. And my ex-roommate stole mine 😂 I have problems and have to have a special cup, so it won't work for his girl 🤔
It’s not gross at all. Boiling will handle any germs. If you don’t feel comfortable doing that cool, but gently used reusable menstrual products are an amazing thing for people to be able to try a different cup or pad without spending the full amount. And it IS totally sanitary as long as they’ve been washed and sanitised properly.
@@Dawn_Hannah "And it is totally sanitary as long as they've been washed and sanitized properly"... All I can think of reading that is I'm sure that's what all the lonely sailors thought too back in the day when they passed around ol'wooden Rosie and her companion syphilis.
Eww... And I remember reading recently that some men have been, and think it is perfectly okay to wash and reuse condoms and share them! 🤢 I don't see that or this any differently! Just no!
I admit, I burst out laughing at the heart selling for a dollar...i, immediately felt guilty but when he confirmed that "yes, there are tears running down" , I fell out LAUGHING, NO composure to be held😂
Seriously though, diva cup cost less than 50. And they can last for years. Its not too much, sheesh. Especially the hundred plus spent per year for other sanitary products.
@@Dragonemperess I bought my Lena for $25, I'm obsessed. The problem is that it takes so long sometimes to find your "Goldilocks" (perfect cup) and you end up wasting so much money. Easier to buy it used and not waste as much.
@@kaylaskishawa6254 It's still absolutely disgusting. It doesn't matter if it's been sanitized and it's going inside of you, it's still been inside someone else.
Okay I feel like we need a video explaining the underwear situation. Who wanted your underwear? What did they offer you? You can't just tell us that and leave us hanging. 😂😂😂
I laughed so hard at this. Especially the one about the girl trying to sell her heart for $1 dollar talking about I just need some love. I nearly fell off my bed laughing at that one.
Omgggg you are the first person I have encounter on TH-cam in a looooooooong time that actually made me laugh 😂😂😂 "You out cho cotton pickin mind" Weaaaak"
$160 a piece $380 for both... 160 + 160 = $320 SO it should be $300 for both if seller is taking $20 off? Instead of paying $40 more? How tf that person gonna stand up to the seller and be WRONG omg
Oh my god, I have never laughed so hard, thank you for the laughs lol! 😂😂😂👍 0:40 I'm sorry, for a minute there I thought she was selling an invisible phone lol! 😂😂😂
2:53 that's exactly the reason why he add extra $20. He's trying to make you think that you outsmart him for buying 2 of his product for $360 only but you didn't know that you were the one who got fooled by him because you buy 2 of his product instead of only buying 1. That's business.
Ashley Schmidt the final destination scene we’re talking about is when a shelf fell between the two tanning beds which locked them in place and the two girls burned to death
Van Gogh suffered from a loud ringing in the ears, an intolerance of loud noises, and a hearing impairment. He wasn't technically deaf, but good on you for remembering!! He also was only diagnosed with epilepsy and madness in his own time.
Okay that Cynthia lunette (12:38) in video is a menstrual cup, and she USED it for TWO CYCLES! Two months worth of period have been caught in that cup... And this crazy lazy is trying to sell it?? I'm sorry no amount of boiling or bleaching (which you can't use due to uterine absorbency) would make it safe or okay to use. Frigging crazy, trying to sell a used menstrual cup.. FFS what is wrong with people?! That lady is crazy! Edit, added timestamp
Is it just me or does his laugh make the joke way funnier😂😂😂
Man I wish you were able to like a video more than once😂😂
would probably be strange if a video with 58,882 views had 529,938 likes
I mean, I have 2 accounts...
It really does 😂
That look after Alonzo goes " hey did you know someone asked me for my underwear" ........
... priceless lmfao😂
When my brother walked by, I yelled "GET A DICTIONARY" at him. Then this showed up in my recommended. I knew you were proud of me.
lmao 😂😂😂 and they all clapped!
Google listening in on you fr
@@InfectedImageMusic the FBI
@who_asked54 but why not
That TOTALLY happened
"Someone asked me... for my underwear...."
**goes dead silent, leaving the rest of the story up for interpretation**
And then they found out that its made out of licorice
^2 minutle pause^
😂😂 I'm dead
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Alonzo: *wheeze* *wheeze* *squeeaaak*
Michael Campbell same. That’s the only thing making me laugh the entire video 😂
I’m in school trying not to look like I’ve been possessed.
Currently failing.
holy hell, you're only two likes away from the top comment, you have 885likes, and he has 887 likes.
Omg honestly, he reached like a whistle note there 😂
15:06
“That is the fugliest chair I’ve ever seen” Alonzo Lerone
new quote of the day
Why don’t We is the best ❤️❤️❤️
LIMELIGHT
That word sounds so weird when he says it... 🤣
His laugh was killing me 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 it sounds like a mouse squeak. God that's why I love his videos so much
Same
Agreed
The door knob part?
8:13 with the "drone" 😂😂😂😂 he says " you out of your cotten- picking mind..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I sprayed febreeze on it”
Yeah now it’s REALLY not edible now😂
TRUEEE
The COVID cure!
XD True.
I'm sure you're not supposed to wear something made out of licorice. You dont want to have to explain to your friends why your swimsuit looks like candy
Don't worry. It's antibacterial. 😂
Van Gogh was neither blind no deaf. He did cut his ear off though.
marian hoblyn very true....facts lol
So half deaf lol
Wow 😳 I actually didn't know that thank you for the history lesson 🙂🤗 I'm actually being serious I'm not being sarcastic that is actually really cool to know well it might not be cool to know but that's interesting I'm going to shut up now 😂
Not half deaf, he didn’t cut out the ear canal, just his earlobe area
But some argue Gaughin sliced it in a “friendly” duel and van Gogh finished taking it off
Bro the guy who run away after he finished his laundry 🧺😂😂😂😂😂
Smart man 😂
The World Food Day That made me die🤣🤣🤣
She sprayed febreeze on edible undies? Doesn't that defeat the purpose of edible??? Lol 🤪🤪
Alonzo you cure my depression ♡
Are we also not going to talk about that the germ killing spray is Lysol 😂
☠☠🤦🏾♀️
You better quit laughing like that before cash mistakes you for a squeaky toy
*Kash..
Dgmj 😂😂😂😂
Apparently they don’t last long.
BAHAHHAHAHAHA
Had me dead lmao
The Laundry guy lmao he’s a finesser 😂😂
"Did you forget to take the mouth out?!" "I jus want to know. Did you take that from a dead person's mouth?!" 🤣🤣🤣💀
Alonzo dude, Van Gogh cut off his ear, Beethoven was deaf.
I was looking to see if someone else caught that
I guess some people just can’t handle tinnitus 6.6
He was probably the one that was deaf
Van Gogh didn't go blind?
Van Gogh didn't cut off his ear! That was Picasso!
Alonzo: “Someone asked me for my underwear....” *and doesn’t continue*
Me: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
thought: *what* ??
Ikr, I needed context! Lmaoo
I'm happy i didn't want to know.................
To buy his underwear.
Right😂😂😂
Same just sitting here like who the heck wants to buy your undies lorenzo do you have a stalker
Can you react to bad tattoos on Instagram please!!
Please tell us about someone asking about your underwear asking for a friend
@@lexijonez4292 can u pliz subscriber to my youtube channel im trying to hate 40?❤
@@petersfamily6550 subscribed
@@lucymclaren8052 yeh i saw that thx❤
@@lucymclaren8052 can u post or do a live stream
“IN THAT CASE I HAVE A DRONE RIGHT HERE!” *shakes rolly chair* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m crying 😭😭😭😂😂
SAME 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love how you call it a rolly chair. :-)
@@pundertalefan4391 isn't that the technical term for it lol
@@TYLERSWIFTSWORD I believe it's swivel chair, but I like Rolly Chair better. :03
3:48 I thought that was a picture of Michael Jackson 😂😂😂
Gabi The Demon omg noooo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I thought that too😂😂😂😂😂
It looks like lord farquad from shrek to me🤣
Before he said anything, I almost said "that isn't Angelina Jolie, that's Caitlyn Jenner!" And then he said it and *dead*
Does anyone else think that the Angelina Jolie drawing looks like Lord farquaad from Shrek 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It does lmao
I thought it looked like Michael Jackson 😂
Shiloh Warriner me too at first then he said Caitlyn Jenner then I lost it 😂😂
omg i was think8ng the same thing 🤣🤣
Ik ii wasn't the only one😭
The $250 "drone" though 😂😂😂😂😂
@Lisa Borgia because everyone lives in the US
@Lisa Borgia Yes, currency conversion. On 4/18/2021 £250 = $345.97 USD.
the cynthia lynette is a menstrual cup...silicone tampon essentially. totally gross to sell used
Man, one time I was thinking about donating items to a woman's shelter, as I switched to a cup, and on the list new or used was menstrual cups. I thought that was gross. They said they sanitize them. But still. And my ex-roommate stole mine 😂 I have problems and have to have a special cup, so it won't work for his girl 🤔
It’s not gross at all. Boiling will handle any germs. If you don’t feel comfortable doing that cool, but gently used reusable menstrual products are an amazing thing for people to be able to try a different cup or pad without spending the full amount. And it IS totally sanitary as long as they’ve been washed and sanitised properly.
Dawn Hannah I guess but I personally don’t want to stick something that has had another girls period blood in my Vj, but you do you boo
@@Dawn_Hannah "And it is totally sanitary as long as they've been washed and sanitized properly"...
All I can think of reading that is I'm sure that's what all the lonely sailors thought too back in the day when they passed around ol'wooden Rosie and her companion syphilis.
Eww... And I remember reading recently that some men have been, and think it is perfectly okay to wash and reuse condoms and share them! 🤢 I don't see that or this any differently! Just no!
in art class van gogh was blind or deaf one of them
alonzo lerone -2019
Lol. I was like, "ummmm neither?" 😂
Smh
@super lazy dog No he wasn't. People though he was, but it was later confirmed he wasn't.
He cut his ear of or That was another.
Lmao I think he was thinking of how Beethoven was deaf lol
I admit, I burst out laughing at the heart selling for a dollar...i, immediately felt guilty but when he confirmed that "yes, there are tears running down" , I fell out LAUGHING, NO composure to be held😂
joy garner same
Tartan paint, he didn't notice paint can't give patterns 😂🤦♀️🤦♀️ too funny
Have to be a special kind of stupid to fall for that one 😁👍
Smh I thought my eyes were deceiving me on that one lol.
Had me going, I'm sitting here like "That's not a thing, right? Pretty sure it isn't."
Someone should have sold him a left handed hammer
“I didn’t scratch or fart in them” Made me feel like he did exactly that 😂😂😂😂😂😂
the period cup tho 😂 "only been used for a couple cycles"
Honestly lots of people resell them. Just gotta boil them
@@kaylaskishawa6254 That's gross. Sure, it may be sanitized after you boil it.... But it has been INSIDE of someone else. Just the idea makes me sick.
Seriously though, diva cup cost less than 50. And they can last for years. Its not too much, sheesh. Especially the hundred plus spent per year for other sanitary products.
@@Dragonemperess I bought my Lena for $25, I'm obsessed. The problem is that it takes so long sometimes to find your "Goldilocks" (perfect cup) and you end up wasting so much money. Easier to buy it used and not waste as much.
@@kaylaskishawa6254 It's still absolutely disgusting. It doesn't matter if it's been sanitized and it's going inside of you, it's still been inside someone else.
"I-IT DISTURBS MY SPIRIT THAT YOU DID NOT SAY $55" 😂😂😂
The best part of the video is his laugh. I only start laughing because he's laughing. Its so amazing
And if those are drones, then I better let my employers know they're sitting on a gold mine.
“Used for two cycles” that was a menstrual cup!! 🤮
OMFG
If Alonzo knew that...there would have been a lot of gagging going on in this video ^.^
Came to the comments to find out what that was😂😭
exactly🤢🥵
I knew it was but I wanted to be sure
Okay I feel like we need a video explaining the underwear situation. Who wanted your underwear? What did they offer you? You can't just tell us that and leave us hanging. 😂😂😂
THE MENSTRUAL CUP 🤮 Lmaoo he said “silk pillow”
he laughs so much i can honestly visualize him dying and weezing over the word napkin
The “satin pillow” was actually the period cup on top of it. It’s used to catch the blood for periods 😂😂💉
I love how during the Putter one the dude's entire language changed drastically when he was talking to his partner in crime.
I noticed that too 😂😂
12:34 it’s a menstrual cup.... A cup you put inside to catch the flow.... and she’s selling it used
That is DISGUSTING
People sterilize them and clean them and swap or sell them on if they don't fit. Its not disgusting if it's been sterilized properly.
@@shay5518 still gross. you do not share personal items like that.... like ew.. 🤢
Eww. You shouldn't share hygiene products
Underwear can be sterilized, too. But that doesn't mean that it's appropriate 😂
His reactions/laughter is so pure and honest. Makes the videos that much funnier imo.
Lose: misplaced
Loose: not tight😂😂 I don’t know.
6:20 nobody gonna talk about how the top row of teeth are upside down no just me ok 👌🏾.
Good eye, I didnt even notice that!
The Amaya Show 🤦🏽♂️😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jîmîñīê gøt ñø jãms ITS ON A STONE MODEL. THE MODEL IS UPSIDE DOWN. NOT THE GRILL...
Lol
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO THAT BODY"
I need a daily dose of Alonzo vids 😂😂
The look on his face when he said someone asked for his underwear had me crying 😂😂😂😂
That green chair was the SAME design in the Minnesota psych wards 🤣😂
Erik Destler wait wait wait... how do you know this? 0-0 WHERE YOU IN THE PHYSCH WARD?!
😂😂😂😂
Oh wooooow.
I laughed so hard at this. Especially the one about the girl trying to sell her heart for $1 dollar talking about I just need some love. I nearly fell off my bed laughing at that one.
Omgggg you are the first person I have encounter on TH-cam in a looooooooong time that actually made me laugh 😂😂😂 "You out cho cotton pickin mind" Weaaaak"
Loads of funny videos on here
hey na’kyra 🤗
@@kornaziaaaliyah4399 😂😂🤧🤧 hey guh
*encountered #getadictionary same though, girl.
@@katiebrooks1212 weak 💀💀
😭😭 who else loves watching Alonzo laughing he makes me laugh so hard
I agree but ur profile pic look like u haven't laugh for a year and wont ever
His laugh is better than what made him laugh😂
💯
Me: *Stops laughing* “What if some of these people have mental disabilities” *Pauses* *CARRIES ON LAUGHING*!!!!😂
Maybe a bit more understandable, but still pretty hilarious.
Most are trolls
Alonzo: I don’t know if y’all seen pet cemetery, but you need to check up on that.
Me:🤣🤣🤣
I lost it on the drone one, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time
Van Gogh wasn't blind or deaf bruh 😂😂😂
I mean he has a dog and thinks about having a hedgehog - he doesn't seem that smart
@@dianaberlin4767 can u pliz subscribe to my youtube channel im trying to hate 40?
He confused him with Beethoven. He was deaf
@@petersfamily6550 no
@@ThatCrippledArtist shut up i was not even talking to u (periodT)😈
"I'm not gonna *knock* anybody's hobby" *doorknob* collection
OMFG ! Your laugh is so infections. I'm sat here crying with laughter. Great video.
I’m here crying!!! I done woke up my damn child 😂😂😂
You crack me up! No matter how bad I'm feeling, you always make me laugh!
12:29 anyone going to tell him it's a PERIOD CUP
A WHAT
What the hell is a period cup.
@@marisahall6741 are you serious
A menstrual cup. A. Used. Menstrual. Cup.
Wish I knew bout this sooner.. got a dude selling a toothpick in my area😂😂
Ty Irvin offer still up?
Probably took it down by now.. it’s been a while
I put a free Sonic Corndog on there once..no takers. 🤣
Just used once!
That picture did look like caitlyn jenner.
Looked more like Michael Jackson lmao 😂😂😂
I see it
I'd say Tarzan tryna be Jane
In the first 20 seconds you made me LOL. “blind or deaf one of them”
$160 a piece
$380 for both...
160 + 160 = $320
SO it should be $300 for both if seller is taking $20 off? Instead of paying $40 more?
How tf that person gonna stand up to the seller and be WRONG omg
Oh my god, I have never laughed so hard, thank you for the laughs lol! 😂😂😂👍
0:40 I'm sorry, for a minute there I thought she was selling an invisible phone lol! 😂😂😂
Same😂
@@emily_gris617 Awesome. 😂😂😂
Colleen Glanville😭😂okay so I wasn’t the only one
@@diamondrussell3840 Nope, definitely not lol! 😂😂😂
You're laughing at the most stupidest things. 😂 but I'm loving it.
REACT TO CAKE FAILS / EXPECTATION VS REALITY ITS HILLARIOUS ALSO I LOVE YOU UR THE FUNNIEST :D
Selling hand? Is he prostituting his hand out to people 🤣🤣🤣
That's what I thought!! Offering Palmela Handerson to people 🤣🤣🤣
his laugh makes everything 1000000x funnier 😂😂😂😂
Alonzo, Plaid may be coming back... But Tartan Paint? NO DUDE NO!!! That was an April Fool dude!!!!
"what's a cynthia lunnette?" People with functioning uterus *giggling*
Meaghan AKA Megara Phoenix lmao oh the innocence
I have a uterus and I actually didn't know it was called that 😂😂 That is one fancy ass name for a menstrual cup
Made me giggle
I had to look it up but then I laughed my ass off!
Lol I have a Lunette. I didn't like mine, either. LadyCup is way better for me.
I recognised the fabric pouch lol
10:20 door knob hobby, Alonzo; I'm not gonna knock anyone's hobby.
Pun intended? Hahaha x
look i know i am one of worst people at making puns but i would like you to know that what you said was one of the worst ones I've ever heard
@@williamchaffin iv never heard a bad pun yet, the worse they are the better. Hahaha love it
@@scottishlassbee9548 Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.
@@williamchaffin hahaha i love it! that one is so silly hahahaha
Oh god the "drone"😭😭😭💀
Dude, I love watching you, your laugh is so wholesome.
I knew I would be at work when you premiered this. Hiding in the bathroom to watch it though.
Angelica Whelan go back to work and get that coin sis
The funniest thing about this video is you, everytime you laughed l laughed
There are people mistaking "to" and "two".... "Lose" and "loose" are the least of our worries
HelStok and "your" and "you're" or "their" "there" and "they're"
@@yunglonnie0200 Ugh don't remind me - I proofread my course mates work (uni level may I add) and that is all I see 😭😡
And bare/bear and fare/fair and great/grate
ugh also does and dose 🤦♀️
Don’t forget the fun new trend of apostrophizing plurals!
Alonzo: someone asked me for my underwear *😳😳serious face😳😳*
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
When your friend trips and starts crying
1:43
I whispered "Caitlyn Jenner" right after seeing thay drawing.🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m not gonna ‘knock’ anybody’s hobby... did anybody else notice the pun?? 😂
If they were selling door knockers that would be a pun
You giving him too much credit haha
I noticed it but I honestly don't think he did when he said it.
But seriously though I don't but alot of people collect glass door knobs they are highly sought after
@@chelseaabbott8167 uh huh, you got the whole collection huh!?
@8:43 Hold up! There's a 7XL?! How high up does it go!?
Facebook marketplace is the Florida of secondhand merchant apps.
2:53 that's exactly the reason why he add extra $20. He's trying to make you think that you outsmart him for buying 2 of his product for $360 only but you didn't know that you were the one who got fooled by him because you buy 2 of his product instead of only buying 1. That's business.
Daryl Eguita
Yeah. Unfortunately for him it sounds like the person who replied wasn’t buying it 🤣 literally and figuratively.
When you haven’t rode your bike in 5 years and it’s rusty AF 1:43 13:05
This comment deserves so many more likes omg
Maddy Haskell thx
LEILANI KING lmao
I won’t lie; I’m thinking of selling my heart for $1 now. It’s broken, but the right person can fix it. 💔
Eating while watching this was not a good idea... I nearly choked to death from laughing too hard 😂😂
Alonzo's laugh:
5% laugh
15% silence
80% tea kettle
I've seen a church say loose instead of lose. They were trying to say something along the lines of, 'How can a man be happy if they loose their soul'!
Adobe Animations
Lmao if I heard that I woulda died laughing.
After Final Destination I thought people would stop using tanning beds.🤷🏾♀️
nobody ever knows what i’m talking about when i reference that scene bro
Lmao
A lot of tanning beds nowadays, have large openings at the top and bottom. Also they don’t lock! 😊
Ashley Schmidt the final destination scene we’re talking about is when a shelf fell between the two tanning beds which locked them in place and the two girls burned to death
Lexi Brown lol while I read that my stomach started turning 😂😂
When Alonzo's laugh is funnier then the post 😂
You should do an ASMR video of you laughing 😂
1:45
Everyones laugh:normal
Alonze ketones laugh: like a dang mouse!!
“Did you forget to take the mouth out?” 😂
Your laugh makes this video 10x funnier 😂
like if you just learned that obo means “or best offer “
Rolando Tromp Thanks. I always wondered about that.
ITS OUR!!!!
@@luminesent Nope. I've known it for a long time.
Or better offer
I never even knew obo existed to begin with :D
Did ya really asked this man for his underwear😭
The way I taught my daughter to spell lose, was to say that, “You don’t want to lose the one “O” you have”.
Van Gogh suffered from a loud ringing in the ears, an intolerance of loud noises, and a hearing impairment. He wasn't technically deaf, but good on you for remembering!!
He also was only diagnosed with epilepsy and madness in his own time.
Really? Wow.
“This is the fugliest chair I ever seen” -Alonzo
lol the grills are on a mouth mold, not a dead persons mouth, i think the irony was they were “10k 14k gold grills” but only $35 😭
Okay that Cynthia lunette (12:38) in video is a menstrual cup, and she USED it for TWO CYCLES! Two months worth of period have been caught in that cup... And this crazy lazy is trying to sell it?? I'm sorry no amount of boiling or bleaching (which you can't use due to uterine absorbency) would make it safe or okay to use. Frigging crazy, trying to sell a used menstrual cup.. FFS what is wrong with people?! That lady is crazy!
Edit, added timestamp
Ok, so my phone just connected to someone else's bluetooth and I got a message saying, "Hell yes. Alonzo! Turn that shit up!" 😳
OK, the drone thing nearly killed me dead laughing XD