Slap my hand (tick... tick... tick...) Trust me, this is not a trick (tick... tick... tick....) Come on, I don't have all day (tickticktickticktick BOOM!)
New operation: The love and war operation! -added the Love and war crates -added the love knife -added taunts -added 3 new crappy weapons -added 1 new op weapon that we will nerf later -added Health packs -added ammo packs (Now health and packs will break the game >:3) -added 9 classes to choose from - nerfed the M4A4 and Ak-47 - added maps for friendlies - added hats - added Gabe newell Have fun with the operation! Oh did I also mention it's free :3
Knowing how the high five taunt works when the ct high fives one of them the rest just snap back to normal with their ak's and shit and lights him the fuck up......makes me shiver >_
"Fixed that bug.. you know... that one" o yea the bug where everything was balanced properly and everything worked, nothing was op or under powered. Man, I hated that bug
I still don't understand why the SAS is in de_nuke. The map takes place in Germany, shouldn't the GSG-9 be the ones who have to be on this map (like in this video)?
Kommentar Schreiber thinking practically I assume they chose the models wearing gas masks since they were dealing with hazardous materials as in the nuke (though i doubt just a gas mask would be enough)
wBrianthegreat Well, the terrorists don't wear gas masks though and I think they know its hazardous there + in the trailer the GSG-9 was in that building (without gas masks)
-(Casual) Added taunts -(Casual) Added health and ammo packs -You can now choose your character (Like in CS:S and 1.6) -Added hats -Added unusual weapon skins, music kits, knives, gloves and hats -Added a minigun, rocket launcher flamethrower, flare gun, grenade and sticky launchers (OP will nerf in 1-2 months and will be useless after nerf) and a syringe gun -Added a double jump -(Casual) 1 person will spawn with a medi gun -Added a new mechanic called rocket jumping and sticky jumping -Added a new coop mode (Free but you won't get a reward, if you want a reward you must pay) -Added training for special weapons -(Casual) 1 player from the CT side will be able to build things such as sentry guns and dispensers -Added new voice commands (Sentry Ahead! and MEDIC!) which can't be used in competitive -(Casual) 1 player will be able to disguise as an enemy player and will be able to turn invisible for a short amount of time
Its been 9 years but honestly if i was playing a game of counter stroke and while trying to defuse the bomb someone shot me and did the Schadenfreude, i would uninstall the game and delete my steam account
Gaben please add better models and textures as I feel this game is starting to look quite ugly and if you want to keep this game updated and cool you need to have some better stuff.
hey dude noice little animation im a little bit new to sfm animating but do you whanna join up and make like a movie sort of thing just reply and il give you my skype name
Update Changelog for csgo -nerfed pisols -changed ramp on de_nuke to be wider -Added de_seaside (not rly) -Decreased damage output from chickens -Nerfed the AWP (jk) -Added 64 player servers -Fixed that bug you know that one -Added Taunt -Herobrine removed HEROBINE IN CSGO?!
1. Increased CZ75A kill prize from 100 to 250 2. Nerfed Tec9 3. Second Flashbang costs 250 instead of 200 4. Decoy explosion doesn't deal damage 5. Add a new hostage scenario map to the main group of maps. Dust 2, Train etc.. 6. Add a flag capture scenario 7. Change the terrorists at assault from Phoenix to Anarchists (The ones from cs_office). 8. Changed "Balkans" voices 9. Inferno switches places with de_overpass, so it was in the main group of maps. 10. Nerfed P90 (Discrease running accuracy or increase the Price to 2400)
Hmm... The following update: - Taunts disabled in Competitive. - Added the M98B, an alternative to the AWP. -Generally "faster" -Is only a one-shot kill to the lower body and head. -The Zeus will now electrocute anyone in the body of water you hit, including you. -Nuke revamped, now has three bomb sites. -Added a new map with three bomb sites. You know which it is when you see it. -Added new map Compund. -Added the Arms Deal 4 collection and case, featuring skins for the Zeus, M98B, C4, and (Spoilers!)MP5. -Added the MP5. -Added new game mode: Scavenger. -Added new game mode: Control points. -Now uses Source 2 -Actually removed Herobrine. -And likely a few other things that we forgot about. What they forgot about: Added exceedingly rare, droppable StatTrak versions of default weapons.
Actually I Wouldn't Because The Bomb In The Room , About To Activate Causing For Squad Members And The Alpha To Die, Then I Immediately Think Fast Running For My Life To No Take Damage From The C4.
As a veteran TF2 player, I can assure you, (EDIT: I used to play TF2. Now I play CS:GO and other games.) This is the best and worst thing I have ever seen.
I mean, nice video and all, but its missing the most important and most common taunt ever (That would be in this game)... The Russian jump-style dance.
the answer is simple.... there's too many hands to slap so everyone but the guy guarding the door opens fire on the guys on the top ramp once they are dead you begin cart wheeling across, slapping all their hands, then within the last 10 seconds the guy with the defuse kit- *guy covering the door* : i didn't buy the defuse kit oh me mother of mary-
Lets see.... If I slap his hand.... I waste time... everyone points a gun at me for not slapping their hands.... and then I can't defuse the bomb.... so no.... I would not give up my rank to slap his hand. :/
Well at least someone knows how to use the right character models instead of the shitty Black Mesa character models. I'm sorry Black Mesa is a great game but some of the characters are just plain ugly.
If this, horrible entity of horror enters CS:GO I wouldn't be afraid to uninstall CS:GO in a heartbeat. This video demonstrates another reality if Valve actually did something like this.. Good thing we don't live in that kind of reality.
![A Counter-Terrorist Cluck Story (CSGO) [SFM]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/cEj1eFurJaE/mqdefault.jpg)
![A Counter-Terrorist Cluck Story (CSGO) [SFM]](/img/tr.png)
![The C4 Courier [Saxxy 2014 Honorable Mention]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/cT1n-1uNZM4/mqdefault.jpg)
![Like a Ninja [SFM]](/img/n.gif)
Slap my hand
(tick... tick... tick...)
Trust me, this is not a trick
(tick... tick... tick....)
Come on, I don't have all day
(tickticktickticktick BOOM!)
*csgo music playing*
New operation:
The love and war operation!
-added the Love and war crates
-added the love knife
-added taunts
-added 3 new crappy weapons
-added 1 new op weapon that we will nerf later
-added Health packs
-added ammo packs
(Now health and packs will break the game >:3)
-added 9 classes to choose from
- nerfed the M4A4 and Ak-47
- added maps for friendlies
- added hats
- added Gabe newell
Have fun with the operation! Oh did I also mention it's free :3
What op weapon in tf2 did they need?
asa helix the tide turner
shadex the assassin -Removed conga
it was too confusing for new players( ͡° ͜ʖ °)
-added new feature- AWP 1 Shots People With Legs Now.
+shadex the assassin -csgo is now free to play
taunts and hats that what we need in cs:go
Lol so underrated
Yes indeed
Hi
Next update:
Added playable chicken in spectator mode
British Cont Only in casual. It's just an unfair advantage when there's only one left, but he has four others giving him information the entire time.
Peanut Von Nut what about instead they add cars with cameras on them for spectator mode
NOT a bad idea btw
2:25 that is so creepy i am freaked out
+NoTimeForNoMLG NoTimeForSpace lmao
If u didn’t know, those all the random skins from CS:GO...
2:07
I was about To look away from this Flash
Am I stupid? XD
No,you are just not a silver 1!
ayy lmao or an addict
Nah.
Just GE
Oh well
I tried to move my mouse XD
just instinct
nah, it's just usual think, but it's good so your team mate not flashing you
you can see me at 1:57.
You're a rock
-Why?
-Why not?
Gotta admit that's probably how it would go.
Привет Дмитрий
@@volox5586 даров
1:37
OHH MAMA XDDDDDDDD
omg i lold so hard when i saw this
+YouMadBro Videos we have arived xD
pedro cortes Roger that :D
AAHAHHAHHA
pedro cortes Very nice
Idk I'm pretty sure I saw herobrine. I DONT THINK HE WAS REALLY REMOVED GUYS WE HAVE TO FIND HIM
2:11
ok thats actually creepy
"meet the spy" theme fits too
Knowing how the high five taunt works when the ct high fives one of them the rest just snap back to normal with their ak's and shit and lights him the fuck up......makes me shiver >_
Vision Spire Where the fuck would he hide? Toxic? Ramp? There is nowhere for him to hide. This is nuke.
Herobrine Removed
LMAO
2:25 Slap It Now!
Trust me. This Is Not A Trick!
Neon ok
Ha piemations right?
Life's greatest question "Would you slap it?" xD
1:50 love this bit, the CTs move in such a smooth way :D
herobrine removed xddddd
PenguinFishing, can I have your steam? Im looking forward in adding you! Thanks :3
☢Brookie☢ Added.
Counter-Fortress 2 : Hat Offensive.
Had to come back to remind myself what a good SFM looks like after the skibidi trash recently
yes
2:15 hail for the German police, hahaha, I know it's the high five taunt.
LOL those patchnotes. Fantastic.
I loved the foot defuser too, very nice!
I r8 -8/8 not gr8 m8 no h8 but no rancho relaxo
does SFM stand for short funny movie?
Israeli Chicken In The Kitchen Source Filmmaker
oh ok, thanks.
***** No it doesn't.
"Herobrine removed"
I died of laughing xD
Wow this is really good animation! One of the best unofficial one I've seen so far.
Should've called it conga strike: taunting's offensive. tbh.
"Fixed that bug.. you know... that one"
o yea the bug where everything was balanced properly and everything worked, nothing was op or under powered.
Man, I hated that bug
2:22 Fucking creepy xD.Its okay I'm not going to sleep its already 1:46 AM here...
so its konga time for you? :3
Lel
Little baby ma- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÃAAÄAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that's not creepy.
*_❤The first comment on a future viral video, on how I love the interwebz ❤_*
Do you use Cinema4D for these? I'm fascinated by the quality!
Source Filmmaker. I used the available post process and a lot of lighting.
Oooooh wow this is soooooo fu*king cool *-* i want to See Anotherone :D
Ofc i would slap it then i get killed by his pistol xD
I still don't understand why the SAS is in de_nuke. The map takes place in Germany, shouldn't the GSG-9 be the ones who have to be on this map (like in this video)?
Kommentar Schreiber thinking practically I assume they chose the models wearing gas masks since they were dealing with hazardous materials as in the nuke (though i doubt just a gas mask would be enough)
wBrianthegreat Well, the terrorists don't wear gas masks though and I think they know its hazardous there + in the trailer the GSG-9 was in that building (without gas masks)
I get the joke... defusing bombs without hands since 1990's
-(Casual) Added taunts
-(Casual) Added health and ammo packs
-You can now choose your character (Like in CS:S and 1.6)
-Added hats
-Added unusual weapon skins, music kits, knives, gloves and hats
-Added a minigun, rocket launcher flamethrower, flare gun, grenade and sticky launchers (OP will nerf in 1-2 months and will be useless after nerf) and a syringe gun
-Added a double jump
-(Casual) 1 person will spawn with a medi gun
-Added a new mechanic called rocket jumping and sticky jumping
-Added a new coop mode (Free but you won't get a reward, if you want a reward you must pay)
-Added training for special weapons
-(Casual) 1 player from the CT side will be able to build things such as sentry guns and dispensers
-Added new voice commands (Sentry Ahead! and MEDIC!) which can't be used in competitive
-(Casual) 1 player will be able to disguise as an enemy player and will be able to turn invisible for a short amount of time
I used to think this was a csgo sfm, but now i realize that it's just game footage from tf2 after the gun mettle update... :3
I would slap it.... with 5 c4's strapped to me.
Dragon_Demo Bind g detonate c4
this is why TF2 beats CSGO so much
when gsg9 droped the flash i was about to look away :v
noice
Update Defuser Kit: You can now Defuse the Bomb with you foot without holding other hand without defuser device.
I thought GSG-9 was on Overpass....
RED, not BLU, Festivgineer GSG 9 used to be on Nuke until swapped with the SAS which was then swapped by the new FBI models
Its been 9 years but honestly if i was playing a game of counter stroke and while trying to defuse the bomb someone shot me and did the Schadenfreude, i would uninstall the game and delete my steam account
My comment in csgo: WHY WOULD YOU HAVE TO KILL CHICKENS?!
Gaben please add better models and textures as I feel this game is starting to look quite ugly and if you want to keep this game updated and cool you need to have some better stuff.
hereobrine removed :DSA:DSA:DSA:DAS:DA:DSA:DSA:DAS
0:58 Wat
Contra that was close made
Voice of spy from TF2 my friend
hey dude noice little animation im a little bit new to sfm animating but do you whanna join up and make like a movie sort of thing just reply and il give you my skype name
Update Changelog for csgo
-nerfed pisols
-changed ramp on de_nuke to be wider
-Added de_seaside (not rly)
-Decreased damage output from chickens
-Nerfed the AWP (jk)
-Added 64 player servers
-Fixed that bug you know that one
-Added Taunt
-Herobrine removed
HEROBINE IN CSGO?!
1. Increased CZ75A kill prize from 100 to 250
2. Nerfed Tec9
3. Second Flashbang costs 250 instead of 200
4. Decoy explosion doesn't deal damage
5. Add a new hostage scenario map to the main group of maps. Dust 2, Train etc..
6. Add a flag capture scenario
7. Change the terrorists at assault from Phoenix to Anarchists (The ones from cs_office).
8. Changed "Balkans" voices
9. Inferno switches places with de_overpass, so it was in the main group of maps.
10. Nerfed P90 (Discrease running accuracy or increase the Price to 2400)
Slapping his hand is not the only thing I would slap.. ehehheherehehehehehe
Hmm...
The following update:
- Taunts disabled in Competitive.
- Added the M98B, an alternative to the AWP.
-Generally "faster"
-Is only a one-shot kill to the lower body and head.
-The Zeus will now electrocute anyone in the body of water you hit, including you.
-Nuke revamped, now has three bomb sites.
-Added a new map with three bomb sites. You know which it is when you see it.
-Added new map Compund.
-Added the Arms Deal 4 collection and case, featuring skins for the Zeus, M98B, C4, and (Spoilers!)MP5.
-Added the MP5.
-Added new game mode: Scavenger.
-Added new game mode: Control points.
-Now uses Source 2
-Actually removed Herobrine.
-And likely a few other things that we forgot about.
What they forgot about: Added exceedingly rare, droppable StatTrak versions of default weapons.
01:20 There are actually servers running with support for 128 players.
Actually I Wouldn't Because The Bomb In The Room , About To Activate Causing For Squad Members And The Alpha To Die, Then I Immediately Think Fast Running For My Life To No Take Damage From The C4.
As a veteran TF2 player, I can assure you, (EDIT: I used to play TF2. Now I play CS:GO and other games.)
This is the best and worst thing I have ever seen.
what is the song on 1:04 ?
new csgo updates :
-removed global account
-taunts have added in csgo
-Herobrine Removed!
-Added 32 tick servers
-Added microsoft
-Added New player model STEVE
-Added new player model Gaben
-Added nothing
-Added something
Taunt Fortress 2 - Bearable
Taunt Strike : Conga Offesnsive - Unbearable. Maybe spray tho
i saw other dudes stealing it and puting their watermarks on it.... Sooo copyrighted people, but when its penguinfishing, Its The Real Deal!
I wish they added taunts to CSGO. That would be funny as shit.
I mean, nice video and all, but its missing the most important and most common taunt ever (That would be in this game)...
The Russian jump-style dance.
would you slap it?
uhm...let me thi.....
NO
*every CT brings out the Negev and start shooting every T*
the answer is simple.... there's too many hands to slap so everyone but the guy guarding the door opens fire on the guys on the top ramp once they are dead you begin cart wheeling across, slapping all their hands, then within the last 10 seconds the guy with the defuse kit-
*guy covering the door* : i didn't buy the defuse kit
oh me mother of mary-
Lets see.... If I slap his hand.... I waste time... everyone points a gun at me for not slapping their hands.... and then I can't defuse the bomb.... so no.... I would not give up my rank to slap his hand. :/
Update got delayed for 9 years...
That was close m8!
This happened. This actually happened...well CS went to TF2, but same concept.
Some taunts would be funny,like if you ill someone with AWP headshot and you slice his throat but the high fives and congas would suck
OMG I want this to be real xD so many 1v1 rock paper scissor and high five'n on the bomb :3
If gayb Newell add taunts int csgo I will slap him hand.
Well at least someone knows how to use the right character models instead of the shitty Black Mesa character models. I'm sorry Black Mesa is a great game but some of the characters are just plain ugly.
Incoming update: 1:04
- Can't defuse using foot's.
- Animation for defusing.
- Nerfed zeus, too confusing for new players.
I especially love the chickens doing a conga line.
Walk in the nuke bomb site, see all of those hands, thinks:
"Where's Hitler? Why you everyone has their hand raised?"
No I would defuse the bomb, than turn into a space octopus and fly backwards to the moon. Duh!
what is going on if i slap it
When tf2 players play csgo
LETS START A CONGA LINE
Well I mean like it’s been leaked that there will be more cosmetic changes (aka hats) I see this as a potential outcome... god help us
Well.... If you would not slap his hand everybody would pull theyr guns out and thos 3 CT's would be fucked
>exit the room
>throw flashbang and HE granate
>rush with p90
>profit
i was hoping at the end the ct would look at his team and be like GO GO GO and they would try to slap all the hands and try to defuse in time :P
in tf2 this is awsome but in cs go nooo there newer shuld gome and unusual wepons some knifes wold be awsome and awp but this still wold ruin game
Lol shoe defuse kit, next update confirmed
-Herobrine Removed
Says every single Minecraft update.
I would slap his Hand. While your Teammate is doing a ninjadefuse.
You should do another one like this but have the kazotsky kick in it. The song is already in this game so it makes sense
T's watch out CT's feet now. CT's wake up before joining a game...
Dear god . . . there's thousands of them.
Hey Could i use an clip of this in my intro? I would give credit to you from it :)
Volvo ples add btw ifs this was actually added no game would be safe from the conga
I thought that at the end they will try to high five and terrorist backstab like spy xD
The only CS:GO related video I actually liked. Wow.
The last one would actually be a great distraction...all body block XD
After watching meet the amazing spy i whould definantly not slap it.
Yep I would slap it intact I would run along them and slap all the hands in quick succession
now only if that was real, they would next add hats and then csgo would become tf2
sorta wish the scissor from the rock paper scissor would have cut the bomb (defuse)
Even if there is a defusal kit at the SAS guy's foot but how does he defuse the bomb
There is taunt fortress already...
2:16 it reminds me of the temple in avatar the last airbender u know that temple full of past avatars' statues
If this, horrible entity of horror enters CS:GO I wouldn't be afraid to uninstall CS:GO in a heartbeat. This video demonstrates another reality if Valve actually did something like this..
Good thing we don't live in that kind of reality.
agreed,if they were to add taunts it would take away the whole competitive aspect of the game.It would just become another cartoony game like TF2
Imagine if Valve actually added taunts to CS: GO...