Spearmint Snakes dude You wont believe me when I said I found helltaker in a different way then playing the game......... (I’m not talking about watching someone play it)
“Isn’t that like the Cerberus thing from Hercules? Or Harry Potter?” Yes…kind of. Cerberus is a dog from Greek Mythology. It is the guard dog for the entrance to Hades, the Underworld. Hercules is a Greek hero. (Although technically Hercules is the Roman name, Heracles is the Greek version.) J.K. Rowling just added the beast into her books, but it’s not originally from there.
My favorite part of the Hercules story was when he beat his music instructor to death with a flute for telling him to practice his instrument instead of working out so much. You know Disney ruined the story by leaving things like that out.
Anybody else waiting for the next episode of You and Me and Her?? Edit: And Mario Edit 2: And Sans Edit 3: And Nugget Edit 4: And Dio Edit 5: And Akarsha Edit 6: And Mugman Edit 7: And Monika Edit 8: And Lads Edit 9: And Kyoko Edit 10: And Sammy Edit 11: And Baldi Edit 12: And Granny Edit 13: And Ayano Edit 14: Still here? =)
The eyes of emerald The eyes of a precious gem Said to be in a skull of a god A god of life no, a god of death The eyes of emerald in the skull in a god
Bijuu: “What is helltaker?” Me: ***gasp*** “Bad word 👿 it’s HECKtaker.” Bijuu minutes later: “to HECK (I don’t say bad words on this channel) Me: *press X to doubt* Pfft btw I’m perfectly fine with swears just took me off guard Bijuu later in the video: “Lucifer the ceo of *Hell*” Me: *Gasp*
Fun fact: people who are actually 1st,2nd,3rd, 4th,5th,6th,7th,8th,9th,10th,11th,12th,13th,14th, 15th, 16th, 17th, 18th, 19th and 20th most of the time don't comment
Gdy wchodzisz tu tylko by zobaczyć jak Mike kaleczy polskie imiona X3 (Zdrada & Malina bdw) Pozdrowionka z Polski krainy kwitnącej cebuli oraz skarpetek i sandałków ;) 🇵🇱
Beelzebub reminds me of another demon game... Ö̶̭͚̼́̿̀̂́̉͊̏b̶̢̡̛̯̻̪̱̤̘̭͍͎̣̰̯̰̩̫̠͙͎͚̺̲͚̟̲͙̳̖͔̰̺̘̣̤̺̰̟͍̖̮̟̪̂́̓̈́́͋͂̈́̿͐̂͋̽͛̀̀̒̄̌͌̈͒̓̍̑̏̕͜͜͜͝͠͝͝ͅe̷̡̡̧̡̢̢̹̩͈̩̩̲̫͔̝̩̱̬̙͖͓̭͖̗͖̮̘̤̫͙̬̟̰̺͉͍̗̣̙̹͉͇̹͓͉̘͚̪̙̫̪̍̔́͆́̌̂̌̋̐́̎̈́̒̾̅̑̏̓̒̊̒͝ÿ̵͈͚͚̠̰̪̗̝̳͖̯̳̼͇́̈́ ̸̡̛̛̛̩͈̘̪̘̗̥̘̣͍̞͙̞̤͇̜̺̟̟̤̱̪̫̝̤͎̀͋̑̎̐͂̀̃͑͋͊̈́́̄̏̒̂̏͑͂̈́̍̋̋̄͒̀͗͂̀̔̔̒̍̓̔̊͑̎̍́͋͌̀̽̅̉̐͑̕̚̕͘͜͝͠͝͠ͅͅM̸̧̨̢̡̨̛̝̩̳̘̘̥̺̮͕̰͎̥̜̺̟̩͓͓̦͖̖͎̞̝̜͈̘̟̼̼͇͙͉̺̭̲͙͔̮̬͖̮͕̻̩̪̥̞̙̖̭̭͓̤̳̜͍̩̣̺̮̜̭̯̗̯̣͚͊͑̀̌͒́̏͒͊̓̾̄͒̈̽̓̀̑̽̿́͋̊́̑̂͊̄̽̌̅͗̿̑́̆̉̒̍͆́̈́̈́̿̌̿̇̀͒̄̽͒̽̋͘̕͘͜͜͠͠͠͠͠ẻ̸̢̛̛͉̯̠̦͎̬̟̝̲̼͔͎̟̙̮͍̹͎͉̗̑̀̎́̑́͐̋̈́̓̓̏͂͛͐̂̒͒̅̀̓̇̊̐͊͘̚̕͜͠͝
i'm so glad you played this short sweet masterpiece but id REALLY love to see you do a lil extra video on the secret ending (i wouldn't even mind/judge if you look up how to do it) but in my opinion you are missing out on some real more WAIFU ACTION so yeah ;3 i will go eat some pancakes now
Me before looking at the description: hmm. interesting, guess i'll watch this. "also there is pancakes" me after looking at the description: YES PLEASE IM GONNA WATCH UNTILL THE END
I’m never going to get over the fact that this entire game was created because one dude wanted sexy demon girls in suits.
Not that I’m complaining.
😳😂😭 me rn:👄👁️👄
This game gave me an um... uh... a thing for demon girls in suits... yeah...
Spearmint Snakes .👄.
Spearmint Snakes dude You wont believe me when I said I found helltaker in a different way then playing the game.........
(I’m not talking about watching someone play it)
I'm thankful that he did that i myself also love demon girls in suits
Original Title: "I went to HELL to date as many Demon Girls as possible"
@*KING KINGSTON* i actually saw that title but bijuu mike changed it
yup
I didn't even notice it changed
I was late :D
It’s called HECC
“ I think I like anime a little bit” -Bijuu Mike 2020
*Doki doki flash backs*
It only took a minute in hell for him to realize that...
No. I don’t believe it...
No lol, any proof?
*looks at backround* no like.. only a little
“Isn’t that like the Cerberus thing from Hercules? Or Harry Potter?”
Yes…kind of. Cerberus is a dog from Greek Mythology. It is the guard dog for the entrance to Hades, the Underworld. Hercules is a Greek hero. (Although technically Hercules is the Roman name, Heracles is the Greek version.) J.K. Rowling just added the beast into her books, but it’s not originally from there.
My favorite part of the Hercules story was when he beat his music instructor to death with a flute for telling him to practice his instrument instead of working out so much. You know Disney ruined the story by leaving things like that out.
@@Shinku_no_sanbun they were bribed by music instructors, surely.
FINALLY someone who knows the proper spelling of Heracles!!
Nobody:
Bijuu Mike: is there waifu’s
Me: don’t you have a wife
nice pfp
Bruhhhh ur rightttt
Nio Chan AAAYYYY
Ash Draws Stuff AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY call me the tired demon cus I need coffee...
I bet you melissa has secret husbando's like how Mike has secret Waifu's
Bijuu Mike: That how u get the Ladies, Pancakes.
Me Who's an expert on making pancakes: Its Show Time
Last time I was this early, DanTDM recently met his long lost brother mike
Eclipze IWP WHAAAAA--🤣😂😂😂😂🍌🤣😆😂
Last time i was this early, Craig the mailman was still delivering
I was 7 years old when I watched that and I thought it was true lol
@@user-gf5lq2pe3q B A N A N A
"It's like Pokemon"
Thicc anime waifu I choose you!
@The String Demon you do make a pretty Nice point 👌 the thiccer the better 🤤
Mike: *has boss battle
Also mike:
*why do I hear boss music?*
💀💀💀
Just a Mustache XD
Stfu gacha kid
@@_customer_ that moment when ur 7 and find a new swear word so you wanna flex on it with commenting on random comments:
18:29
'so this game was all about serving waifus pancakes.....
I shoulda known..'
Why you play this game
Normies: To stop the demons
Weebs: To get all the demons and have a harem
I guess I am a weeb.
Or to get wafius :^)
Guess I'm a *weeb*
@Naomi Dreamz same
I guess I'm dead then
nobody:
literally nobody:
not even 11037:
me:
*YO IS THAT PEKO IN THE THUMBNAIL*
br u h
_B r u h_
me looking at the number: *thinking intensifies*
👀
I love this comment
Miuki: Mikeeee, what about YOU and ME and HER?
Monokuma: *Ding doing bing bongs can be heard faintly within the background*
Monokuma :*points gun * *a body is about to be discovered*
@RoseAnn Maybe-
Hazbin Kailee:can i kill him please?
NO!
Hazbin Kailee:your no fun
@@Melody_1096 Hey!👁️👅👁️
@@ay3fum6 hi-
As a Polish specimen i can say that this is the best Polish game of 2020 :3
Day 135 of Bijuu not burning Clarence:
If you don’t start dating Clarence here, I’m done.
Natalya Nikitina YeSsS
Damn- 135 days of telling him to not burn Clarence?You must have some hope I-
I mean Clarence is a demon too
@@raywasnthere danganropia time--
-Jack The Game Testing Parrot- y e s
"Is there like secret endings or something?"
Me, glancing at Beelzebub:
ahem ahem ahem ahem- ᶦᵗ'ˢ ˢᵖᵉˡˡᵉᵈ ᵇᵉᵉˡᶻᵉᵇᵘᵇ
Alternate title: *I BECAME A BUFF DUDE WHO’S OBSESSED WITH DEMON GIRLS*
Lmao
i wish that was me but alas, i am cursed with this weak female body
Nothing wrong with that XD
@@demdem7946 Same here
@@nio4501 😂
I love how basically no one can say despair without think of danganronpa
Jokes on you I don’t know what danganronpa is!
@@zenDragon90 was about to comment the same thing
It's so true tho
@@h1tek00 a game
except for the people that haven't played it
“I’m alright, I’m alright.... no I’m not...”
Same 😂😭
Do you think a demon is created based on how and where they die?
For example: A tired demon would die/be killed in their sleep? Etc?
Yeah I agree with that
I don’t want to ask but... how did Modeus die?
@@axinitewolf she probably got killed by her lover
Kokichi Ouma The Second
Okay that’s a much cleaner answer than what I was thinking of.
Kokichi Ouma The Second or maybe something worse..........................
David's mom is gonna be mad the title says "hell" not "heck"
*OH NO*
*EMAIL TYPING INTENSIFIES*
When I read the title I literally said “bijuu think he a big boy now, hmm ok”
oMg dId yOu jUst sAy a BAd wOrD!? >:o
Uhh that was a long time ago? (｡ŏ﹏ŏ)⊙﹏⊙
“When there’s waifus there’s a way”
-Bijuu mike
This title says it’s gonna be good
Edit: kinda disappointed
It is
Indeed
and I was let down
twist her mind
LOL yes
Danganronpa v3 spoiler alert
Last time I was this early, Korekiyo didn't wear his mask
*seesaw*
-seesaw effect-
*s e e s a w*
*S e e s a w*
The title sounds like something Mike would actually do
Agreeddd
Who wouldnt?
0-0…
IDKHQ 4
Exactly
189 IQ
Once Mike saw the angel and immediately showed Sayori, I knew he was a civilized man we can all trust.
PRAISE THE BUN!
\[T]/
Bjiuu : I think I like anime Everyone: Well no crap Sherlock
IVE NEVER GOTTEN THIS MANY LIKE BEFORE THANK YOU-
Minty Gum Drawz 😂😂😂
No shit Sherlock
@@Alonzi. Bad Word!
Black arott crap is a swear word two , plus it doesn’t hurt anyone, shit shit shitty shit
clouds 123 demon girl dating simulator ? They bought this on their dumbass selves
Bijuu: plays dating sims every day
His wife: 👁💧👄💧👁
“Demon Girls”
Oh is this about “those” vsco girls at my school?-
I'm 9 and the only "VSCO" girls there are at my school... Well, I think their just putting up a persona. It's so stupid
YES I actually have 2 vsco girls at my school and tried to make me one.. r. r
@@clarathecat1233 *says the 9 year old*
@@clarathecat1233 wait...what kinda Nine your old has such good grammar
First of all how dare you compare these beautiful wahmen to those... annoying little bi-
The fact that he says "heck" instead of "hell" makes this 10x funnier
YEEEEEESSS OMG
FIRST DANGANRONPA AND NOW THIS
*HELL* YEAH
ayyyy
the fan art and the "fan art"for this is some of the best I've seen in a while
I thought I was early.
TH-cam is a kokichi kinnie
like me.
yes
Whomst
Anybody else waiting for the next episode of You and Me and Her??
Edit: And Mario
Edit 2: And Sans
Edit 3: And Nugget
Edit 4: And Dio
Edit 5: And Akarsha
Edit 6: And Mugman
Edit 7: And Monika
Edit 8: And Lads
Edit 9: And Kyoko
Edit 10: And Sammy
Edit 11: And Baldi
Edit 12: And Granny
Edit 13: And Ayano
Edit 14: Still here? =)
That's literally my school lol
Gamer ON 0-0
😂 mine was hell too. Although I only went with one PERFECT waifu.
Same but i only had 3 friends and the third one left
Sakura Ogami
Let me guess, Aoi?
@@axinitewolf You guessed right
“Pandemonica”
Me: *MONIKA?!*
And she's a pan too
Let’s appreciate how he never click bates us, and still always entertains us.
That’s mike for ya ^ ^
***Rick rolls***
That’s him all right
You know you'll have to play this again, right?
...Why? Because there's an secret ending... ;)
Man I read the title and I knew exactly what the game was
Mikes wife walks in: what are you playing
Mike: demon dating sim
Mikes wife: .....
Me:sees title
Also me: realizes bijuu mijuu actually said hell instead of heck OwO
It is OK. Mike has lots of heck passes.
I am just prepared for everyone to tell him about the secret endings.
“I think I like anime a little bit.”
-Bijuu mike
“People die if you love them too much.” I think that’s how Yandere’s get created.
Helltaker is a really good game.
I agree
Idk why I just imagined Nagito popping up in the game during the Judgement level and tries to fight her when she talks about despair and no hope
The eyes of emerald
The eyes of a precious gem
Said to be in a skull of a god
A god of life no, a god of death
The eyes of emerald in the skull in a god
Now Monika, this would be a normal poem if I didn't know your history😂
@@grffith wrong game
well damn, thats a crossover 👀
Wth monika
DDLC mixed with helltaker mixed with danganronpa
Hmmm
Bijuu Mike: I don't curse on this channel.
8:49:
OOOOOooooooooo U saID heLl
Bijuu: “What is helltaker?”
Me: ***gasp*** “Bad word 👿 it’s HECKtaker.”
Bijuu minutes later: “to HECK (I don’t say bad words on this channel)
Me: *press X to doubt*
Pfft btw I’m perfectly fine with swears just took me off guard
Bijuu later in the video: “Lucifer the ceo of *Hell*”
Me: *Gasp*
Hell is not cuss word
@@CLOWNADILLA
it is
I only sip my tea for drama only bijuu treats it as one lmao
LE BIG GASP*
@@CLOWNADILLA it is for some people
Helltaker: a game where a human goes to a hellish world and meets a bunch of hot demons
Obey Me! Shall We Date?: am I a joke to you?
see the thing is Helltaker has waifus, isn’t Obey Me! the husbando game?
OwO
Ah yes, man of culture. Poor modeus doesn't get enough love
Bijuu Mike: **Secretly hoping Natsuki is in here**
I clicked so fast that ari couldn’t finish her "ty next" ❤️
“y o u k n o w *explores background while talking* i l i ke *still exploring* a n i m e a b i t”
I just recently played the game and listen... THE LAST LEVEL IS HARDDD my smol fingers were cramped
everyone playing helltaker be like: *it’s simping time*
TH-cam: no views
Also TH-cam: 7 comments
Me:🤨
Mishal Ashfaq ikr that happened it takes long to load
I wouldve been like
"Understandable have a nice day"
Dont take that
Bjiuu Mike: Isn’t Cerberus from Hercules? Or Harry Potter?
PJO fans: Aight imma head out.
"i went to hell to date as many girls as possible"
I've been listening to the soundtrack while dancing like the demon girls for about 2 hours
Time for another 2
I could resist this vid,am a weeb😂😂 and a big fan of Bijuu Mike although I started watching last week
I watched this years ago and i am back to watch your glorious amazing🎉 channel
Anyone da same?
Malina trzymająca wódkę zawsze mnie rozbawia 😎
Mike: I like anime a little bit
Me: *Searches bijuu mike anime*
Also me: Yeah, just a little bit...
TH-cam: no views
Me: *well how are their literally 69 likes and 66 comments*
youtube logicccccccc
hahaha *69*
nice
Bijuu mike: says hell
Me: thats illegal
Fun fact: people who are actually 1st,2nd,3rd, 4th,5th,6th,7th,8th,9th,10th,11th,12th,13th,14th, 15th, 16th, 17th, 18th, 19th and 20th most of the time don't comment
What if some of them do?
@@ivntllx that's why I said most of the time :D
Cerberus in hell: Time to corrupt the mortal realm!
Cerberus in mortal realm: Help! Policemen are chasing us!
honestly i have nothing to say.
-cheese-
no cheese
Spearmint Snakes yes cheese
ew cheese..
16:54 those dancing statues on the side give off the "ohhhh"-meme sound
*me thinking I'm early*
*me also seeing that there's already 166 comments *
WHAT THE HELL!? 0-0
Lol same
*me watching video*
I'm no longer innocent c:
I now know the word hell
Gdy wchodzisz tu tylko by zobaczyć jak Mike kaleczy polskie imiona X3 (Zdrada & Malina bdw)
Pozdrowionka z Polski krainy kwitnącej cebuli oraz skarpetek i sandałków ;) 🇵🇱
Beelzebub reminds me of another demon game...
Ö̶̭͚̼́̿̀̂́̉͊̏b̶̢̡̛̯̻̪̱̤̘̭͍͎̣̰̯̰̩̫̠͙͎͚̺̲͚̟̲͙̳̖͔̰̺̘̣̤̺̰̟͍̖̮̟̪̂́̓̈́́͋͂̈́̿͐̂͋̽͛̀̀̒̄̌͌̈͒̓̍̑̏̕͜͜͜͝͠͝͝ͅe̷̡̡̧̡̢̢̹̩͈̩̩̲̫͔̝̩̱̬̙͖͓̭͖̗͖̮̘̤̫͙̬̟̰̺͉͍̗̣̙̹͉͇̹͓͉̘͚̪̙̫̪̍̔́͆́̌̂̌̋̐́̎̈́̒̾̅̑̏̓̒̊̒͝ÿ̵͈͚͚̠̰̪̗̝̳͖̯̳̼͇́̈́ ̸̡̛̛̛̩͈̘̪̘̗̥̘̣͍̞͙̞̤͇̜̺̟̟̤̱̪̫̝̤͎̀͋̑̎̐͂̀̃͑͋͊̈́́̄̏̒̂̏͑͂̈́̍̋̋̄͒̀͗͂̀̔̔̒̍̓̔̊͑̎̍́͋͌̀̽̅̉̐͑̕̚̕͘͜͝͠͝͠ͅͅM̸̧̨̢̡̨̛̝̩̳̘̘̥̺̮͕̰͎̥̜̺̟̩͓͓̦͖̖͎̞̝̜͈̘̟̼̼͇͙͉̺̭̲͙͔̮̬͖̮͕̻̩̪̥̞̙̖̭̭͓̤̳̜͍̩̣̺̮̜̭̯̗̯̣͚͊͑̀̌͒́̏͒͊̓̾̄͒̈̽̓̀̑̽̿́͋̊́̑̂͊̄̽̌̅͗̿̑́̆̉̒̍͆́̈́̈́̿̌̿̇̀͒̄̽͒̽̋͘̕͘͜͜͠͠͠͠͠ẻ̸̢̛̛͉̯̠̦͎̬̟̝̲̼͔͎̟̙̮͍̹͎͉̗̑̀̎́̑́͐̋̈́̓̓̏͂͛͐̂̒͒̅̀̓̇̊̐͊͘̚̕͜͠͝
Legit was my thinking this entire video
mmhhmmmm.
“I’ve always known you were a perverted degenerate!”
T E N K O ?
8:50 I CAUGHT HIM SAYING IT
Heck
Him: "I wonder How This Game Got Popular?"
Me: Girls👍
Bijuu Mike: I think I like anime
Me: *gets lots of anime flashbacks*
Bot
I'm definitely a bot just look at this
jesus christ why're they're so many bots
Can people stop assuming a lot of PEOPLE ARE BOTS?
Person: describe online classes when the microphones are on at once in 1 word, GO!
Me: Helltaker
5 dislikes how long was I gone and how much people would be this stupid to dislike
*79
Bijuu Mike: “I think I like anime a little bit”
His room: anime everywhere
When all the Dr waifus die u gotta date them in the afterlife
Kageyama’s wAiFu lmaooo
Normal people: Beelzebub
Bijuu: Beezlebub
Bijuu mike: stuggling playing this game
me: struggling cleaning my room
Bijuu's just playing games I've been wanting to play and I'm for it
To the 1 percent that see this have a good day!
Oop thx
*hugs you*
Bot
Aww
Ok
Bijuu: yelling about who he wants to be his waifu
Me: you know there bots right
Finally not Danganronpa!!!! I love this a lot!!
@@grffith wut??
i'm so glad you played this short sweet masterpiece but id REALLY love to see you do a lil extra video on the secret ending (i wouldn't even mind/judge if you look up how to do it) but in my opinion you are missing out on some real more WAIFU ACTION so yeah ;3
i will go eat some pancakes now
Day 10 of confessing my love to Clarence till senpai notices me 😍:
Yeetus Yeetus Commit Self deletus I read your name can I go with you ?
Your emo nightmare Xoxo i’ll join to ✌️
@@littleghosty9200 Ok but- before we go can we get KFC for last time? 😌✌️
Yeetus Yeetus Commit Self deletus yessssss
Mike: i’m not cussing on my channel
Also mike: *says hell two times*
As a SMT fan the way he said Beelzebub's name makes me sad
And "Cerebus" lol
@@nicke.8622 Man, how can Bijuu not know how to say Cerberus? It's like one of the most Iconic beings ever.
@@souakadpadkid6685 right? Lol
Me: *literally just played helltaker 2 seconds ago*
Me: Lets see what Bijuu Mike upl- HELLTAKER?!
11:11 HE SAID IT HE SAID IT
Me before looking at the description: hmm. interesting, guess i'll watch this.
"also there is pancakes"
me after looking at the description: YES PLEASE IM GONNA WATCH UNTILL THE END
Hi mike
First comment lol
ayy first
😱 u first
Bijuu mike:i don't say that word(hell)
Also mike:today we play HELLtaker
ALSO ALSO mike:Lucifer the ceo of HELL
Alright I've seen nothing but porn of this so I'm excited to see...not porn?
i mean...
*Mike when he's getting cut in half by the wired thing: I'm not a peace of cake~¡!
when you're so early all you see is b o t s
20:28
Yeah, I can see what Azazel is looking at. Is that the...”research” she wanted to do?