The thumbnail is so true , live laugh love Yap dollar!1!1 0:24 my fav vid of his- bro spoke russian and Arabic 😭💀 “though shall not use f////ing use scissors to cut your vegetables”
tbh, the videos about the 1.2metre fish, the red ball pulp, the stupid idea of putting a net on the engine of a plane and the MEXICAN COKE BOTTLE was surprisingly not bullshit and the watermelon video and self distance from women video was actually funny asl lol
I give up on tryna heart all these comments bruh also SUBSCRIBE PLEASE IM VERY DESPERATE I’ve made 50 yapdollars from this video
not with that flag my bro
ok
@@AnomalocarisIsStillHereshi man i thought it was the trans flag bro my bad
@@FatherMcKenzie66HOW LMAO
Anomalocaris how have you fallen this far. You used to be the apex predator
The way he just say "my nigga" casually is just chaotic
Like dawg we ain't give Chinese dollar the pass 😭😭
@@jommisalamiYap dollar is canonically every human ethnicity at once so he has the pass
@@drycereal9736im green, i have it
I don't know but 这个 Yapdollar 需要通行证的权限 fr
@@drycereal9736 bro bought every gamepass
"Thou shalt not use scissors to cut your fucking vegetables" is my favourite line with "WHAT IS THAT FUNGUS 👹👹"
this is a swordsman, light, delicious, must be cooked DOOFUS.
@@axshleyyrealWHAT IS THAT FUNGUS 👹👹
What time is the WHAT IS THAT FUNGUS
@@r35ct12 this is a GREEN stone powder the surface is like a layer of lubricating oil, not recommended for consumption DOOFUS.
@@axshleyyreal WHAT IS THAT FUNGUS 👹👹
*_Blud started getting so pissed off that he spoke fluent russian and arabic, i honestly relate to that_*
as a russian i could understand him
@@XboxAngryBirdsMinecraftwhat'd he say?
@@XboxAngryBirdsMinecraftdon’t gatekeep us
@@BeingFirstDoesntMatter "This is some sort of nonsense, why would anybody do this?"
It says what is this stuff why would you even do this.
3:28 Why did he say “groupers” like it was a slur 😭😭
thats what people call my uncle sometimes
bro really went hard r in a grouper neighbourhood skull: skull: skull:
and these....... GROUPERS. 😒😒
Wuddup my groupers!
NAH NIGGA THIS IS THE EMPIRE GROUPER
"Yapdollar my beloved" Xiao hong shu
the yapdollar lore is crazy
he goes to school
he has a gf
his gf's bf's caulk is big
yapdollar has a caulk
he is 5000 years old(at least)
And the n word pass remember
DON'T forget he's the mascot of a JEWISH kids' show.
@@georgedinca7914 everyone has the n word pass its just not everyone is allowed to use it
@@shirleymaemattthews4862 truly a rolemodel for all jewish kids
and humanity in general
@@shirleymaemattthews4862 what show 😭😭
I love how it seems like in ever short, yapdollar seems like he is experiencing micro-sleep in every short lol
According to the lore that I have collected from the guy, apparently he has alzheimers, this makes sense because apparently he is over 1000 years old.
@@NorthTexasNewYorkwhat the duck there is yap dollar lore
@@NorthTexasNewYork he is apparently 5000+ years old as said in the brain video
@@EithanPereira-bb9cw noted. Also there may be chance that he ages MUCH faster than a regular human, dollar years maybe?
Joe Biden
"the color is pregnant women"
*"🎶🎵Aaahhh!🎵🎶🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥"*
dinobi pfp 🤑🤑
i love how he casually changes the language while talking
XIAO HONG SHU!!!🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
no way my boy said "my nigga" like it was nothing.
you literaly siad it rn
@@Mafi43211 yea, I'm black.
@@I_AM_THE_DARKNESS oh sry
lil bro was hunting for sum to say
@@yeetyfreety6938HELP
"Это какая-то ерунда! Зачем кому-то это делать?" 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I absolutely love the way he says it 😂
0:44
ХАДАГРА МУТЛАГ 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
4:58 the delivery on this is fucking golden
" which is very uncomfortable. "
Which is funnier, Yapdollar randomly changing the language he speaks, or him suddenly going from speaking super slowly to rapping faster than Eminem?
Probably the fact that he just randomly says “my (fella)”
“The stick is aaah sticky and sticks to the uhhh sticky stick milky stick uuhm uuhm yeah….XIANG HON SHOE”
WHATS ITS GOING ON MY N WORD
XIAO HONG SHU is the thing but okay
“XIAO HONG SHUUUU”
-Yapdollar, 2024
FUCK TH-cam STOLE MY THE FUCKING “2024”
Little red book
"I'm addicted to mexican coke"
42 seconds in and I am in TEARS 😭 LIKE I’M GENUINELY LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
bro just started SPEAKING RUSSIAN 😭
ME TOO 😭☠️
Nahh you made me mad (casually becomes fluent in russian and Arabic)@@julidulen
he just casually dropped the n word bruh 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@robertthecta I KNOW 😭💀 LIKE I WASN’T EXPECTING YAPDOLLAR TO SAY THAT-
Watching this feels like overdosing on benadryl more than the time I actually overdosed on benadryl
As someone who has been in the hospital for a benadryl overdose this is true
0:15 “the shape presser presses shapes into pressed shapes” ahh
Absolutely golden m8
what about the glowing hammer and anti hammer
The dog of wisdom
0:15 “the stick is uhh the stick is sticky and sticks to the uhh the milk uhh the sticky stick milky stick uhh uhm yeah.. XIAOHUNGSHU!” -Yap Dollar
XIAO HONG SHUUUU 🗣️
"The stick is uh, the stick is sticky and sticks to the uh, the milk uh, the sticky stick milky stick uh um yeah" is so real
I can confirm the milk is typically sticky uhh sticky the stick, uh.
Character ai be like
GET BRO A BETTER TRANSLATOR BRO IT KEEPS GIVING UP 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
who wouldnt
@@baselbaiatra7241who actually wouldn't give up
THAT WAS A TRANSLATOR??????
@@beed1tybatt3rs it was it translates Chinese videos
@@beed1tybatt3rs YES ITS TRANSLATING OF THE CHINESSE TEXT
he couldn't say the rest in English without getting banned
2:36 “and I pass out.”
Is the most normal thing I’ve heard him say.
1:15 yap dollars first schizophrenic episode
XIAO HONG SHU‼️🔥🗣️💯
“Before Malaysia blew up” is that a freaking Johnny Test reference???
“XIAO HONG SHUUUUUU” 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
“To be stored in the public- XIAO HONG XUUUUUUUUUUU”
0:46 bro started speaking Russian 😭
What did he say😭😭😭
@@Fotosintesis-c9cHe said “This is some kind of crap, why would anyone make it?”
ЭТО КАКАЯ-ТО ЕРУНДА🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
lmao I did not expect it when he said that, especially when you understand
@@vkh700realЗАЧЕМ КОМУ-ТО ЭТО ДЕЛАТЬ 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
5:38 bro cut himself off mid-sentence cuz his time was up😂
*XAO HUNG SUUUU*
I AM A STURGEON!
No 🥷 this is the emperor grouper
Why so seal-rious?
Was bro getting backshots? 1:24
My bad gang, I won't do it again
@@ProxiProtogenI’m seeing so many proots tonight. Hello
Michael Jackson
@@CyanAddict34 hello
he was showcasing the ipa of yapdollar language
1:12 “yeah I think im done here”
Most realistic thing bro said here
Bro is my 2nd favorite Yapper
oh shit i fucked up so hard-
@@MarIsRandom ain’t no way you fell for it
@@gam30ver23nah thats vile 💀
@@MarIsRandom who's gonna tell him 😭
@@SG-tq2vywhat?
3:50 this part is crazyyy 😭😭😭
i was tryna drink water when this happened i nearly choked on three occasions
3:01 Malcom Fallout new Vegas;
0:38 i thought my beats were low battery that moment and i just had to double check
the AirPod dying sound is tripping me up 😂
The thumbnail is so true , live laugh love Yap dollar!1!1
0:24 my fav vid of his- bro spoke russian and Arabic 😭💀 “though shall not use f////ing use scissors to cut your vegetables”
he's literally my brain during most important exams
Это какая та ерунда, зачем кому то это делать???!!?!??!
а правдо
XIAO HUNG SHUUUUU 🔥🔥🔥🔥
I love how he changes his language mid sentence sometimes
bro got so mad he started speaking russian and arabic 🙏
the sticky stick uh yeah XIAO HONG XU 🇨🇳🇨🇳🗣️🗣️
Rest in peace yapdollar 😢
Wait what happened
@@sjg2024died
@@sjg2024so the original one called fiveish got copied by yapdollar and yapdollar got more popular so the original stopped making videos with him
"XIAO HONG SHUUU"
-Mr. Yapdollar
Am I the only person who thinks that this voice sounds like Norm by Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz? 😂
Great words 0:17
Ah ah da da 😂😂😂 1:25
"so, we're all thinking it right?"💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
He knew
6:27
"😉" ahh sound effect
"This doesn't make any sense, my ninja"
"sticky stick milky stick" legendary words ong 🥶🥶🥶
“XIAO HONG SHUUUUUUUU”
-Yapdollar 2024
"it is better to bestow the yeast of 1000 mycelium upon the face of a newborn than to take a shit at the local gas station" is such a real quote
i think yapdollar likes mexican coke but im not sure
might be the best living thing to yap of all time
There is no way this is AI. No machine could comprehend the comedy of Yapdollar.
3:49 WTF THİS İS NOT YAP DOLLAR 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
"my squidward" 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
"it is better to bestow the yeast of 1000 mycelium upon the face of a newborn then to take a shit at the local gas station" -Yapdollar 2k24
the ai is having a stroke 24/7
38 seconds in and im over there laughing for 5 minutes straight
me when I let 4chan write my TikToks:
The only yapper I willingly listen to
(Love ur pfp aroace gang)
Thanks
GANG‼️
@@AnomalocarisIsStillHere *_YEAAAA_*
The way teachers be yapping about quantum physics at 6 am
I've been crying laughing on my period in the back room watching this shit and my roommates keep getting worried about my cry-laugh noises 😭😭
The AirPods sound 💀💀
0:08 *mordicai and rigby noises*
5:37 bro interrupted himself by abruptly saying *XIAO HONG SHU* and flying away, leaving us on a cliffhanger
He got taken by the CIA for his smarts
@@GabrielOrsomethingidk-no6krthey didn’t want him to know about public bathroom installments
yapdollar, the polyglot of the reels
“Xiao hong SHUUUU” -Yapdollar
I watch the Gamblecore video and now I'm here. At this rate I'll have early onset dementia/Alzheimers
8:26 "the color is pregnant women" 🔥🔥🔥🔥
i need to know what this voice is called
“Water from the Mississippi River”
“Unexpired beer”
“Stupid pigs brains”
“Grandma’s chopsticks”
I don’t think this is real
tbh, the videos about the 1.2metre fish, the red ball pulp, the stupid idea of putting a net on the engine of a plane and the MEXICAN COKE BOTTLE was surprisingly not bullshit
and the watermelon video and self distance from women video was actually funny asl lol
2:37 Gods nectar he said with no regrets
v1?! is that an ULTRAKILL reference?!
😐
XIAO HONG SHOOO@@CementMixEater
yapdollar is just broken
I can fix him
💀
Who gave him the n word pass?
An Anomalocaris in front of the AroAce flag has to be one of the coolest profile pictures I've ever seen
It’s 3 AM and I am laughing historically at this. I will never feel so happy and joyful again
“Due to how dry my underwear usually is”
Wait hold up why is it not dry sometimes?!
this guy scares me
i LOVE how youtube managed to auto-chapter each interaction precisely like they know this guy
0:38 my nickel🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
It warms my hear to know Yapdollar is a devoted Buddhist, Xiao Hong Shu
oh boy. something that isnt too cringe. BUT I FUCKING LOVE THIS HOLY SHIT XIA HUNG SHOO!!!
0:45 “this is some kind of nonsense, why would anyone do this? this is ridiculous”
"the sticky stick milky stick" made me giggle sm
He definitely has a criminal record
Captain Curveball wishes he could be this
I love the AirPods low battery noise plays sometimes
"Do you speak...do you even speak something?"
Дорогой доллар, я не представляю зачем кому то это делать
0:17 Eminem has some competition
Thank you YapDollar
fresh new yapdollar to me