Viper MkI: A Simplified Steampunk Sten

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    The Viper Mk I was an experimental submachine gun developed in the UK for use by military policemen in post-WW2 occupation West Germany. It was a simplified Sten gun (full-auto only, without the semiauto option normally included in the Sten trigger mechanism) put into a wooden housing. It was intended to be carried slung over one shouldered fired under the arm with just one hand. To this end, it had neither sights nor trigger guard. The whole concept seems pretty questionable, and while multiple different Viper submachine guns were designed to fill this role, none were ever adopted.
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  • @immimm9586
    @immimm9586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2605

    When hearing SIMPLIFIED STEN I think of someone beating the primer of the cartridges with a hammer

    • @AdamWhistle1
      @AdamWhistle1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      I think the next step on simplification would have been that, more or less. Maybe with a cranky.

    • @Tacticaviator7
      @Tacticaviator7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I though of a pipe gun

    • @texasforever6950
      @texasforever6950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Luke Z idk bro, us Texans like it too

    • @aroniense21
      @aroniense21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I mm I mm so the Cobray Terminator?

    • @afs101
      @afs101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Throwing handfuls of brass

  • @MrRugbylane
    @MrRugbylane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4090

    Sten owner: "My Sten is the most rudimentary machine pistol on the planet"
    Viper owner: "Hold my beer.... on second thoughts I can keep holding my own beer".

    • @takeawaykitty.
      @takeawaykitty. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      This disserves more than 4 likes here is the 5th if I could give more I would, well done sir

    • @MrRugbylane
      @MrRugbylane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@takeawaykitty. :) thanks

    • @RNKel1
      @RNKel1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      You mean hold my tea?

    • @alf8916
      @alf8916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao

    • @RasputinReview
      @RasputinReview 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Owen gun owner: :^)

  • @ianmacfarlane1241
    @ianmacfarlane1241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    Advertising for 200 new positions at armaments manufacturer -
    "Gunsmith?"
    "No, cabinet maker".

  • @Tobascodagama
    @Tobascodagama 5 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    "We need something even cheaper than the Sten to issue to military police."
    "Great. Here's my idea. First off, instead of stamped or milled metal, let's have everything, even the screw threads for the barrel nut, hand-crafted out of wood."

    • @StrawberryShmello
      @StrawberryShmello 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      *dual wielding these things and wearing sunglasses while they burst into flames and heavy metal plays*
      G R O O V Y

    • @joshuahadams
      @joshuahadams ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@StrawberryShmello looking like the worlds smallest dual-mounted AA emplacement.

    • @OCTO358
      @OCTO358 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Why not bakelite, I wonder

    • @tomaspabon2484
      @tomaspabon2484 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@OCTO358I assume thats what would've been done if it had somehow been adopted. Its hard to justify the cost of a mold for a prototype

  • @kaffykathy8729
    @kaffykathy8729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2492

    "We need to make a one handed SMG."
    "Why sir?"
    "Well what happens if we get attacked during Tea Time?"

    • @PHOBOS300
      @PHOBOS300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      to free up your other hand for another gun

    • @cleanerben9636
      @cleanerben9636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      @@PHOBOS300 In your other hand you unscrew your pommel from your sword so you can finish the enemy rightly.

    • @Dick_Gozinya
      @Dick_Gozinya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      "Bloody hell! My monocle keeps falling off when I shoot the Sten gun! Tell Q to make me one I can shoot one-handed, so I can keep my monocle in!"

    • @ketsuekikumori9145
      @ketsuekikumori9145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Isn't it obligatory British politeness to give them baddies a two-finger salute while shooting them?

    • @flightlesschicken7769
      @flightlesschicken7769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@cleanerben9636 I approve of this statement. The gun is just there to buy time while you unscrew the pommel.

  • @Chrisket
    @Chrisket 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6153

    A simplified Sten? Pretty sure the next step down is a brick that you just chuck at people...

    • @bleh8789
      @bleh8789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      You mean a cramped Mosin?

    • @Killatomate85
      @Killatomate85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +390

      you fail to grasp the brilliance of this design. you cannot miss your target because you are not aiming at a target in the first place. spray and -pray- win.

    • @Arynkows
      @Arynkows 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      So L.M.P. 1889 then -> th-cam.com/video/olLjXYKfUYA/w-d-xo.html

    • @davidhonfi2683
      @davidhonfi2683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      god damnit I wanted to make that joke dude.....:(

    • @seankeaney823
      @seankeaney823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      My first thought was: Simplified Sten isn’t that like a more complex Rube Goldberg Machine?

  • @MidnightRobotics
    @MidnightRobotics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    "That's a Sten? Oh, next thing you'll tell me is that it has to be disassembled like a nerf gun lmao"
    *Viper opens like a nerf gun*
    ._.

  • @spudgunn8695
    @spudgunn8695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    They needed to be able to shoot it one handed, as the other hand would be holding an English-German phrase book!😂🤣😂

    • @Im_The_Slep
      @Im_The_Slep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wanker

    • @samholdsworth3957
      @samholdsworth3957 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nein!

    • @josecbritos
      @josecbritos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I wonder how do you say “my hovercraft is full of eels” in german 🤔🤔

    • @spudgunn8695
      @spudgunn8695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@josecbritos mein luftkissenboot ist voller Aale .
      You're welcome!😘

    • @spudgunn8695
      @spudgunn8695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@josecbritos sorry I screwed up the translation first time!

  • @BennettIsAmazing
    @BennettIsAmazing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1675

    Why one handed? DUAL WIELDING OF COURSE!

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Macedonian shooting as they used to say

    • @Lobosatirico
      @Lobosatirico 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      What they wanted was for the officer to be able to fetch a new magazine while shooting, so the reload time was minimised. It makes no sense though.

    • @556deltawolf
      @556deltawolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I think another reason could've been because the occupation forces would mostly serve as police and the idea is that with a particularly stubborn criminal you could use your free hand to do the arresting but still have your weapon drawn in case you needed it. Still impractical. @@Lobosatirico

    • @SeraphinaPZ
      @SeraphinaPZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dual wielding is great and all, but can it shoot .32 ACP?

    • @brottarnacke
      @brottarnacke 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can't believe he even had to ask. :-D

  • @cargo_vroom9729
    @cargo_vroom9729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    "What if, now stick with me, we made a gun that makes no sense."
    "I'm listening."

  • @killerdove123
    @killerdove123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    The damn thing needs a “This side up” sticker

  • @KRIMZONMEKANISM
    @KRIMZONMEKANISM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    "One-handed weapons suit me just fine, they leave one hand free for making rude gestures." - Inigo, unofficial follower from Skyrim

    • @GoredonTheDestroyer
      @GoredonTheDestroyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's a mood.

    • @MayDayMei98
      @MayDayMei98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The Viper Sten does seem like the sort of weapon one would use while making rude gestures at the enemy.

    • @kure7586
      @kure7586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Actually this could make sense. Policeman need to be able to communicate with the populous and he doesn't speak German. If he doesn't holds the weapon in both hands at least he can gesture to stop or go left. It's a stretch though.

    • @S0renz
      @S0renz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why use one Viper when you can use two? It leaves the other hand free for another one-handed weapon.

    • @jidk6565
      @jidk6565 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Best Skyrim follower

  • @bleh8789
    @bleh8789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2072

    Finally I can scratch my taint while laying down automatic fire as God intended

    • @kieronwithano
      @kieronwithano 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      I've been having a rough day but this comment just made my night.
      Thank you random stranger on the internet.
      Also good taste in albums.

    • @bleh8789
      @bleh8789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@kieronwithano

    • @brucebaxter6923
      @brucebaxter6923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yee haw

    • @kaplox
      @kaplox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The best comment I have ever seen. I hope Gun Jesus sees this.

    • @siegfriedsiegfried726
      @siegfriedsiegfried726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      god bless

  • @Agentcoolguy1
    @Agentcoolguy1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    They developed this so that British officers can hose down ruffians with one hand while holding their cup of tea in the other, as God intended.

    • @thedeterminedsoul4900
      @thedeterminedsoul4900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ah yes. Doing God's work.

    • @DatBoi-mo9vc
      @DatBoi-mo9vc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is a proof of concept if all you have is a knife, a block of wood, a tube, and one single spring

    • @ILikeToLaughAtYou
      @ILikeToLaughAtYou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      For king and country!

    • @JDWDMC
      @JDWDMC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A pipe, actually.

    • @JDWDMC
      @JDWDMC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@spyczech What on EARTH is a muffet?

  • @DarknessViper99
    @DarknessViper99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    “Let me just casually grab this Sten Mk. II we have lying around for comparison.”
    Say what now?

    • @peterlewerin4213
      @peterlewerin4213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Of course I always have a Sten Mk II with me. I'm not some kind of animal.

    • @ledichang9708
      @ledichang9708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It's the Royal Armoruy.

    • @waynemongo
      @waynemongo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@peterlewerin4213🙂

    • @alvaricoke41
      @alvaricoke41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Now I'm feeling dumb for not having a Sten Mk. II for technical purposes.

    • @bobcostas6272
      @bobcostas6272 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      >he doesnt carry a sten in the keester bag 24/7

  • @PNSHDSako
    @PNSHDSako 4 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    “At first I was joking about them threading the wood”
    Say sike
    “And lo and behold”
    Please-

  • @svtirefire
    @svtirefire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    A super-simplified mechanism, wrapped up in the most complicated machined wood stock ever made.

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      This is how I feel about soft shell tacos that are too intricately folded.

    • @borismuller86
      @borismuller86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It’s honestly the sort of thing a carpenter would make to show off...

    • @antonw-uw4ov
      @antonw-uw4ov 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      svtirefire wood is very easy to machine compared to any metal, it does'nt stick to the cutting tools, require no lubricants or cooling to cut and does not dull the tools. So regadless of it being a bad idea to make gun parts from wood; it's very fast and easy.

    • @svtirefire
      @svtirefire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @antonw194200 I'll agree that wood machines quicker than metal, but wood most certainly does dull tools!

    • @antonw-uw4ov
      @antonw-uw4ov 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Technically speaking yes, but practically no. Steel and aluminum will dull endmills and such in a matter of hours, wood will probably take years, i haven't really managed to dull a bit on wood so i would not know… but I'm guessing it would take a while…. My point is that from a manufacturing standpoint the tool life on a mill that only sees wood is almost endless compared to a mill that sees a lot of brass, aluminum and steel.

  • @sadkat9162
    @sadkat9162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    Obviously, they were doing rude gestures with the other.

    • @Christoff1996
      @Christoff1996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      As somebody who comes from the UK this is 100% correct 😂

    • @walkercobb2808
      @walkercobb2808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Victor-056 mard, not mood for Scots.

    • @ph5832
      @ph5832 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Algebrag winning comment !!!

    • @sidecharacterC
      @sidecharacterC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No lollygaggin'

    • @robgoodsight6216
      @robgoodsight6216 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahahahahahah

  • @sliceofbread2611
    @sliceofbread2611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    "They just threaded the wood."
    i want that on a t-shirt

  • @curtiskeele6183
    @curtiskeele6183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    I've never just sat and laughed at a gun before. makes you wonder if "experimental" meant "our manufacturing capacity has been decimated due to all of the bombs from WW2 and Ralph says he can make a bloody lot of these in his garage".

    • @shaunportlock4924
      @shaunportlock4924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Probably not far from the truth.

    • @JDWDMC
      @JDWDMC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It would be a "Herbert" or a "Cyril".

    • @craigward7691
      @craigward7691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      mate, you've just made my day

    • @jestnutz
      @jestnutz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was just thinking I could make this...

    • @zooeyhill6006
      @zooeyhill6006 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is a great comment

  • @jonathanferguson1211
    @jonathanferguson1211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    As is often the case, more research gets done after filming wraps. We have the surviving documentation on the Viper. This type was invented in 1943 (by Derek Hutton-Williams), so definitely not for police or border guards. The only mention of its intended purpose is actually 'over the beach' Commando-style operations (including the casing being intended to float!), the other hand being free for grenade use, with an additional covert role (in which case you could use the free hand as a support hand). This first pattern gun (they had no official designation) went nowhere. The totally different 'No.3' version appeared in 1945 feeding from Mp40 mags. It's possible that this was proposed as a border guard weapon.

    • @ptonpc
      @ptonpc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thank you. That makes sense.

    • @decnet100
      @decnet100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This should probably get upvoted by Ian, so people can stop guessing what it was actually intended for :) I may have gotten the purpose entirely wrong in my own reasonings, but at least I was right about the year of development probably giving the best hints in that regard. Cheers!

    • @ptonpc
      @ptonpc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@decnet100 Agreed. It should be pinned

    • @wisecrack3461
      @wisecrack3461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Any sources I can look into? I wanna look into this gun some more :D

    • @willdavis7846
      @willdavis7846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So this is like a special forces kinda gun? Like used in certain missions and shit?

  • @ericx777
    @ericx777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3579

    A poorly trained, overzealous cop firing a full-auto weapon with no sights from the hip in an urban environment... what could go wrong?

    • @elroyscout
      @elroyscout 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Probally everything

    • @paperclass4009
      @paperclass4009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      civilians ? nah more like acceptable casualties

    • @User0768
      @User0768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Don't forget the possibility of sparking an international incident if some major accident occurred in Berlin.

    • @JennyGormanRitter
      @JennyGormanRitter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      You guys do understand that MP is an actual job, right? It's a soldier, nothing more, nothing less.

    • @martinm6368
      @martinm6368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      ​@@JennyGormanRitter, if you think that gun was appropriate for MPs, I think it's you who doesn't understand the actual job. Hint: It's not mowing down crowds of unarmed people.

  • @MrSaywutnow
    @MrSaywutnow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    "It's not entirely clear what they were doing with the other hand."
    Firing another viper?

  • @theorangeofallahpbuh1840
    @theorangeofallahpbuh1840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    It’s literally just a tube with side holes and a spring encased in wood

  • @bluemonday09
    @bluemonday09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    I wonder if this was created due to a rule or law that the police couldn't carry rifles or sub-machine guns, but could carry pistols (with pistols defined as guns used one handed)

    • @tigercustardman3567
      @tigercustardman3567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Id argue that the one handed design was because its for policemen, who would need to use the other hand for different tasks (checking documents, handcuffing people etc)
      Military police in this period were carrying Enfields and Stens already, they probably wanted the same degree of firepower but better handiness (basically what the Skorpion would offer)

    • @dirus3142
      @dirus3142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@zoiders That makes sense. The other hand is reaching for documents while still being able to cover the person in question. Then again, you could have had a second guy covering the one asking for documents.

    • @kohinarec6580
      @kohinarec6580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@zoiders I thought of that too and made a fool of myself by suggesting that idea after you in this comment section.
      A tip of my hat to you sir but keep those hands visible!

    • @TheSuburban15
      @TheSuburban15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My first reaction was - pistol arm brace v1.0. Or, I guess, Mark 1 in British parlance.

    • @juliosunga3530
      @juliosunga3530 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      if that is ur definition of a pistol, i guess my dick would count as one

  • @repletereplete8002
    @repletereplete8002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Has the added benefit it can double as a cricket bat.

  • @pco1984
    @pco1984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    How about for use at checkpoints?
    You then already have a gun at the ready and you can check papers at the same time, decreasing reaction time between "holy shit this guy has a gun" and "get the coroner" as they wouldn't have to step back, grab a firearm, rack, aim and fire.... that's pretty much the only situation I can think of...

    • @flyboymike111357
      @flyboymike111357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wrestling one guy who threw a molotov and a volksturm tween comes around the corner with a panzerschreck.

    • @YourSideHoe
      @YourSideHoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That’s actually pretty on point

  • @jabiliuson1270
    @jabiliuson1270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "yes, they simplified a Sten"
    *this is beyond science*

  • @SibbTigre
    @SibbTigre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    This gun would have been perfect for all bad-guys in films that never used the sights on their firearms.

    • @benpeters5851
      @benpeters5851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And here I thought it was only communist countries that didn't care about aiming.

    • @borismuller86
      @borismuller86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You wouldn’t want our hero getting hit now would you?

    • @styx7027
      @styx7027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      so it is perfect for the stormtroopers?

    • @Floris_VI
      @Floris_VI 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So about every bad guy?

    • @Hebdomad7
      @Hebdomad7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Weapon of choice for the imperial storm trooper school of marksmanship?

  • @chubbycatfish4573
    @chubbycatfish4573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    This looks like an alpha version 0.0000000001 FN P90.

    • @vabu94
      @vabu94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      More like P90 2.0
      With modern polymer body and a little more work on the metals it would look pretty nice.

    • @94EyeEagle
      @94EyeEagle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      or mp7?

    • @gustavgnoettgen
      @gustavgnoettgen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "But we have to talk about the magazine... Later"

    • @zgmfx-09a
      @zgmfx-09a 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      89 models earlier

    • @rifles_up2263
      @rifles_up2263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂first gen

  • @jacobmccandles1767
    @jacobmccandles1767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "Simplified Sten"? That cracks me up. Isn't that like trying to simplify a rock?

  • @rileybailey8873
    @rileybailey8873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Yes Tom, I do realize we already have a cheap sub machine gun"
    "Make it cheaper, and it better be finished when we meet for Biscuits and tea"

  • @bofoenss8393
    @bofoenss8393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    I just love the incredulous tone in Ian's voice at "they actually managed to simplify the Sten gun(?)"

    • @styx7027
      @styx7027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      who would not be? during the war, you could build a Sten gun in your garage with only a few tools and a parts kit

    • @andrewlee-do3rf
      @andrewlee-do3rf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@styx7027 So tru. That's how the Germans did it with their own versions (MP 3008). Apparently it was so damn simple to build that contracts to build the guns were given to small workshops (not dedicated factories)

  • @OddballSherman
    @OddballSherman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    "Wouldn't it be hilarious if they threaded the wood?"
    Chuckles, unscrews nose cap.
    "They actually threaded the wood!"
    Falls off chair laughing.

  • @NoahLappen
    @NoahLappen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    6:00 that's not a simplified Sten...
    that's a tube with a sear

    • @barrygeistwhite3474
      @barrygeistwhite3474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The fuck else would a "simplified Sten" be?!

    • @eduardotrillaud696
      @eduardotrillaud696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey, according to the ATF that's literally an assault rifle!

  • @UTubeHandlesSuck
    @UTubeHandlesSuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "They actually threaded the wood."
    I now have the perfect name for my new rock band.

  • @jasonirwin4631
    @jasonirwin4631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Simplified Sten? is that where you just throw a hand full of 9mm at some one.

  • @TheDrLeviathan
    @TheDrLeviathan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Taken from the manual:
    "While firing at those woebegone ne'er-do-wells, your free hand should be holding your tea, using your cane, or tipping your hat."

    • @riflegreen937
      @riflegreen937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Proper handling for proper gentlemen.

    • @afunnyman
      @afunnyman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The weapon of choice for a redditor

  • @Ben_not_10
    @Ben_not_10 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    People talk about Bubba and his kitchen table but Nigel in his shed is almost more terrifying

  • @JL-cn1qi
    @JL-cn1qi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    " Are they still walking around doing that silly Hitler mustach with their fingers ?"
    -" Yep, doesn't look like that one is getting old anytime soon"
    " Goddammed! Allright, ... show me damn Sten schematics again"

  • @johnfisk811
    @johnfisk811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    The key thing here is the sling system. Clearly a concealable SMG worn under a coat. The other hand opening the coat. I suspect the RMP reference is a cover story.

    • @ethanyeung6216
      @ethanyeung6216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      a smg for flashers, finally a weapons system that caters to people like me

    • @antjeeismann4684
      @antjeeismann4684 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd Imagine that the side Magazine would make this kinda incomfortable

    • @universal_exports3276
      @universal_exports3276 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      RMP duties also include close protection, so it makes sense for one handed operation while the other is keeping a grip on your principle.

  • @walkercobb2808
    @walkercobb2808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    This feels like a gun designed by somebody who knows the minutiae and details of how to make a functional gun, but none of the broad strokes of ergonomics or important features. Like some kind of inverse SA-80.

    • @abk4202020
      @abk4202020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank God I had my m4

    • @jayzenitram9621
      @jayzenitram9621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exactly! How the hell do you hang that from your right shoulder when the mag sticks out of the left side of the gun?

    • @tSp289
      @tSp289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jayzenitram9621 Remember both the Sten and this were being produced by a country that had almost literally no money left. Quick, dirty, works (sort of).

    • @crc_mircea
      @crc_mircea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@tSp289 You mean dirty deeds done dirt cheap

    • @liamkerr7183
      @liamkerr7183 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jayzenitram9621 I imagine they didn't just walk around with it loaded especially considering the fact that it has a sketchy safety

  • @KRiSK9000
    @KRiSK9000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:48 Akimbo. They were visionary men.

  • @ChiTownGuerrilla
    @ChiTownGuerrilla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Such a cool gun. Basically a tube, bolt, barrell, trigger and mag! Awesome

  • @aidanfarnan4683
    @aidanfarnan4683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    US MP: "You're drunk Private." *pulls out nightstick*
    UK MP "I'M DRUNK SIR!" *Fires wildly into the sky.*

    • @davidgreen5099
      @davidgreen5099 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Caffeinated Wizard I know, i just wear the insults proudly.

    • @davidgreen5099
      @davidgreen5099 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Caffeinated Wizard 😊😊😊😊 I had an older friend that flew the Airlift.

    • @greenbrickbox3392
      @greenbrickbox3392 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Marginally Sapient Cactus lol the average private is closer to the stereotype than to George Marshall

  • @munkSWE88
    @munkSWE88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    I'm guessing you use the other hand for a riot shield/flashlight or checking documents

    • @v.w.singer9638
      @v.w.singer9638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Exactly. I would guess they envisaged groups of demobbed German troops, SS, and militia, wandering the streets without jobs and desperate. The MP goes, "You lot, halt! Show me your ... " and the group produce clubs and knives and rush him. Post war Germany was literally Mad Max territory in some places. I'm not saying this happened a lot, but what the Brits thought might happen.

    • @clawrence034
      @clawrence034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ​@@v.w.singer9638 Especially given the recent history of demobilization after WW1, The western allies definitely didn't want to let history repeat itself. The Western Allies were worried about a communist uprising and definitely didn't want to have to rely on those demobilized SS troops to crush it, like they had done with the freikorps vs the Spartacist revolt. Having a large military police presence was part of this post war anti-communist strategy along with the Marshall plan, and the CIA's interventions in the Italian election of 1948 and elsewhere.

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@zoiders Can't say I'll lose much sleep over those. We're talking about the closing of the final act of the most barbarous war in both content and scope - am I supposed to be aghast because the Soviets did what Soviets had spent the entire war doing? If the US didn't want those people killed, they should've have given their details to the Russians - now, if the US WANTED those people out of the way it would be very convenient for us to quietly give their dossiers to the ruskies and then hold it against them later if/when the relationship turned sour - which almost everyone in the know knew was a 'when' instead of an 'if'.
      What the US should've done was hand over those Japanese murderers to the Communists - the same ones who had spent the war dropping pathogens on entire Chinese cities - instead of protecting and downplaying the Japanese atrocities. My point is that there are no 'good guys' in realpolitik.

    • @donjurga
      @donjurga 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh that's it. And I thought it was the perfect gun for shooting / wanking akimbo style. Man has to deal with Testosteron, this gun - the ideal solution

  • @ArmchairDeity
    @ArmchairDeity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Ian: “This was never adopted”
    Me: like the elderly cat at the shelter... yanno the one with one eye, 3 legs, no tail, and a bum pancreas?
    Imaginary Ian: Yes, Jared. Exactly like that one.

  • @dsandoval9396
    @dsandoval9396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    2:05 "...hose down fleeing criminals in occupational West Germany..."
    First thing that came to mind was "...also known as refugees..."

    • @movessmitt6427
      @movessmitt6427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Disgusting.

    • @FitzPenn
      @FitzPenn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@movessmitt6427 But funny

    • @anusalltheway
      @anusalltheway 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh i literally cried when I heard him say that 🤣

  • @trogdor8764
    @trogdor8764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    An automatic weapon for firing from a motorcycle so you can keep one hand on the handlebars...? Or perhaps from behind a riot shield, though this gun seems to precede that concept...

    • @alekpo2000
      @alekpo2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      shooting a riot whit a machinegun? just spraying bullets lol

    • @pauladams1829
      @pauladams1829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Be good for winter troops skiing? No trigger guard so no need to take off your gloves.

    • @matthewbrasel2737
      @matthewbrasel2737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Perhaps for while the mp was checking papers

    • @MisterSingh.
      @MisterSingh. 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      you were right in the first sentence

    • @trogdor8764
      @trogdor8764 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MisterSingh. Either that or from some other moving vehicle like a train?

  • @TotalRookie_LV
    @TotalRookie_LV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Simplified STEN? Pardon, did I hear that right?

  • @chrissheppard5068
    @chrissheppard5068 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Its so some military police rozzer can mow down the bad guys while also directing traffic. Multitasking at its worst. The designer behind this then went on to make the SA80.

  • @getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917
    @getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Wow. The epitome of steel really being short of supply.

  • @leokafig5354
    @leokafig5354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    Is it possible, that this was designed for Motorcycle Police? A lot of Police Motorcycles had the throttle on the left side of the handle bar, so they could shoot handguns properly. A machine gun would provide even more Firepower.
    (I´m imagening very awesome Police chasings with those sten guns.)

    • @PonzooonTheGreat
      @PonzooonTheGreat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @Jim Man still much better than pinking away with a pistol on a moving bike.

    • @petebeatminister
      @petebeatminister 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I think this is well possible.

    • @smoketatum6730
      @smoketatum6730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Thats exactly what I was thinking too. I cant see another explanation for this. Short bursts are best way for moving targets.

    • @420JackG
      @420JackG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Motorcycle police were my first thought as well. No trigger guard so you can wear road gloves, single arm sling.... screams bike gun.

    • @ugafangpulliam
      @ugafangpulliam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Precisely what it is. There are pictures and videos showing British soldiers and police training as well as patrolling with these guns on motorbikes. The idea was to shoot your twenty round burst at the first instant of trouble to get the upper hand ... shoot the tyres of a car, get a fleeing prisoner to dive into a ravine, etc. Then pull out your pistol ... on or off your motorcycle ... for more accurate fire and subduing of fleeing personnel.

  • @TheNovaks47
    @TheNovaks47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I can just imagine someone staring at a Sten, and thinking, "Too complex, this needs to be simplified".
    It's amazing the thought and care that went into making such an utterly useless firearm.

  • @vampyr2936
    @vampyr2936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When you need to make more STENs but ran out of bedposts but you still have plenty of 2×4s

  • @JugglesGrenades
    @JugglesGrenades 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "A simplified STEN gun." Never thought I would hear those words used together.

  • @rad666a
    @rad666a 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I find it rather startling you can even simplify the Sten.

    • @davehopkin9502
      @davehopkin9502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Easy, you throw 9mm cartridges at the enemy.......

  • @argenti3609
    @argenti3609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    2 reasons why you need a one handed smg.
    A: another SMG or weapon
    B: to drink tea

  • @iaminside1
    @iaminside1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "We modified a Sten to make it weird."
    "Why not just use the Sten?"
    "Do you see this silly looking wooden thing? C'mon?"

  • @pablorambo123
    @pablorambo123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I would use this 100% for room clearances, imagine opening a door and being able to comfortably suppressor any attackers. Or maybe it was used by MP's in prisons?

  • @DrEisenhower
    @DrEisenhower 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Just when you thought British small arms design couldn't get more niche, this thing pops out of the archives and decks you in the jaw.

  • @artemoz726
    @artemoz726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Occupational Germany? MP? I guess you hold documents of people you check in your left hand and you can still use the gun with your right hand. This explains the lack of sights too.

    • @OAlemaozinho
      @OAlemaozinho 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Right, would've been my guess as well.

    • @antongrahn1499
      @antongrahn1499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Its the best guess i think, but you could use a pistol. No Wonder it never got off the ground.

    • @brucebaxter6923
      @brucebaxter6923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      thanks for stating the obvious.
      Zu papieren bitte!

    • @HerrCherno
      @HerrCherno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Makes sense at first but I guess you really need two hands to properly check papers. Imagine someone handing you their passport, which would be more than a small card (it's a folded booklet-type), and you have to clumsily try to open it with one (weak) hand :)

    • @HingerlAlois
      @HingerlAlois 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bruce Baxter
      Die Papiere bitte...

  • @jamiemoore2550
    @jamiemoore2550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Great video,pardon my French but this is what my grandfather would've called "A bas**rd thing of hell with no name" hello from wales... R.I.P. POPS...⚡🐉⚡

  • @AINGELPROJECT667
    @AINGELPROJECT667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Now that we can fire these one handed, what do we do with our free hand?"
    "Hold another Viper, obviously."

  • @garyneilson1833
    @garyneilson1833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    If it's for UK Military police then the other hand would be used for raising the barrier

    • @AdamWhistle1
      @AdamWhistle1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Barrier? Could you please elaborate?

    • @desmoog
      @desmoog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gary Neilson or whilst checking documents

    • @dongblak7048
      @dongblak7048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      For holding a cup of tea.

    • @gfarrell80
      @gfarrell80 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dongblak7048 yes... holding a cup of tea, or, if they were English bobbies, blowing a whistle.

    • @bilbobaggins4785
      @bilbobaggins4785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Nasim Aghdam what?!

  • @NicktheMac
    @NicktheMac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Simplified" and "Sten" in the same sentence... My first thought was "Pry bar".

  • @balderfrey20
    @balderfrey20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    THREADED THE WOOD. That is what im calling it from now on.

  • @Zippity181
    @Zippity181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When Ian holds a gun from after WW2 then references it’s use in the 30’s we don’t correct him, we just agree WW2 ended in 1935. Gun Jesus has spoken!

  • @Qardo
    @Qardo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Man walks into the board room: Gentlemen. We need need to make a simpler Sten. All for a man to use in one hand.
    *Those in the room look at each other*
    Yeah. That is how I view this idea came to light.

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's likely pretty accurate - though perhaps instead of the board room it was a game of telephone as the order was passed down the pipe - each response in the chain being "....really? Oookay..."

  • @SquireComedy
    @SquireComedy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    As if it wasn't simple enough...

    • @jamiebell314
      @jamiebell314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Holy crap its SQUIRE!!! You are a comedy gem sir, and also you got me totally addicted to war thunder for years

    • @tlshortyshorty5810
      @tlshortyshorty5810 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How's the Swordfish?

  • @spacepirate9055
    @spacepirate9055 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just love how it looks and works

  • @mulgerbill
    @mulgerbill 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn, that's some fabulous wood working, including the barrel nut fitting

  • @bruceinoz8002
    @bruceinoz8002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That's some neat wood-working.
    A "production" version would surely have an injection-moulded "plastic" stock kit that could easily include a triggerguard.
    Then again, there was the Patchett / Sterling looming over the horizon...

  • @Gojiro7
    @Gojiro7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This thing is the living embodiment of Shoot first, Ask questions never XD

  • @arsonarsonsson5893
    @arsonarsonsson5893 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks Ian. Very cool!

  • @nigelwhitaker9774
    @nigelwhitaker9774 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow... I thought I knew a bit about many wartime weapons, but this one is completely unknown to me ! Carry on the good work Ian (Proud to be a Patreon subscriber).

  • @GermDGator
    @GermDGator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Yes Ian, it is quite hard to believe that there is a simplified STEN gun. I’m actually impressed.

  • @filmcameras4evr45
    @filmcameras4evr45 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “We need something we can shoot one handed!”
    “I’ve got it!!! A Sten with some wood on it!”
    “Errr, guys, a pistol, maybe?”
    “STEN WITH WOOD!”

  • @bradcraig2978
    @bradcraig2978 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    omg that took my by surprise!
    had no idea the Royal armouries had these weapons
    ima visit tomorrow

  • @couthocean
    @couthocean 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    i have seen this in person at the royal armouries, pretty crazy guns there

  • @5chr4pn3ll
    @5chr4pn3ll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    ...Every once in a while you manage to find something that just astounds.
    What were they thinking? And why have I never known about this monstrosity?

  • @jamesnorlin1273
    @jamesnorlin1273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Description says “WW@“. Love the channel. Thanks Ian!

    • @LovableCoolGuy
      @LovableCoolGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      wwat are you talking about? it clearly says WW2.

    • @jamesnorlin1273
      @jamesnorlin1273 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LovableCoolGuy Because it’s been corrected since I posted my comment.

    • @borismuller86
      @borismuller86 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stands for “Wh-WHAT?”

  • @plasmahead2
    @plasmahead2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The work that went into the tree carcass stock on that thing is insane... Its like it was built by a woodworker who wanted to show off more than someone trying to make a gun.
    And that is awesome to see the scribe marks. It's like they put all that work into it and didn't bother with the last few finishing steps to save time because it was on the inside???

  • @peterstorch1252
    @peterstorch1252 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I want one for Christmas.what a wonderful little gun to travel with.

  • @irpsicologiayeducaciongrup8251
    @irpsicologiayeducaciongrup8251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    A simplified _STEN?_
    What's next, a simplified PPS 43?

    • @ivankrylov6270
      @ivankrylov6270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Laughs in full auto zip gun

    • @nikolai60
      @nikolai60 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ivankrylov6270 this is funnier than it has any right to be, nice one.

    • @thesturm8686
      @thesturm8686 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A simplified liberator would be interesting

    • @user-njyzcip
      @user-njyzcip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thesturm8686 You mean a .45 tube with a little hammer and stickle that you can strike the primer with?

  • @jameswarner8038
    @jameswarner8038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Simplified sten gun, great band name

    • @bartoszlasota6547
      @bartoszlasota6547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But their music should be as simple and primitive as it is humanly possible, I guess.

    • @kaplox
      @kaplox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bartek - Beating on rocks with sticks and Neanderthalic screeching. My kind of music.

    • @rhinovirus2225
      @rhinovirus2225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Glorified version of a pellet gun "

    • @edmundscycles1
      @edmundscycles1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That will start playing completely y accident if you drop the drummer

  • @ryanmoore4717
    @ryanmoore4717 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I see the appeal. the stock holds your smokes and lighter, the gun leaves one hand free so you can smoke while glaring at people. brilliant.

  • @patrickshannon4854
    @patrickshannon4854 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I would’ve liked to have been a fly on the wall during the engineers presentation of that unique “whatsit”. What a bizarre firearm. The most interesting part is the craftsmanship & ingenuity that went into the design & fabrication of the wood stock.

  • @dak4465
    @dak4465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    THE BEST DESCRIPTION: its cheap done well

    • @gunner678
      @gunner678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed, bull pup type weapon devoid of Sharpe bits to catch whilst in hot pursuit of a black marketeer.... I like it.

  • @reverendharrypowell2390
    @reverendharrypowell2390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    This looks like it came straight out of Mad Max or Mortal Engine

  • @SS-zg5dv
    @SS-zg5dv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "What were they doing with the other hand..."
    Dual-wielding sten guns, of course.

  • @BladeRicsi
    @BladeRicsi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I never thought that sten gun can be more simplifiable:)

  • @charliemanson4808
    @charliemanson4808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Guard dogs, they would have an attack dog in their other hand.
    Charlie 🇬🇧

    • @charliemanson4808
      @charliemanson4808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CommiTsunami these things where an option for the border crossing areas...bizarre the things us old military guys know!
      Although this is before my time 👍

    • @estebanjimenez2145
      @estebanjimenez2145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Probably end up shooting the dog with that thing.

  • @wstr1470
    @wstr1470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Although the later 1950s police shows were not procedurals by any modern meaning, the ubiquity of 'Bobbies' handcuffing themselves to at least compliant or semi-compliant arrestees, (effectively disabling one arm) must mean there was a kernel of truth, in the 'come along' posture being one of the common prisoner handling methods of the time. It is even still occasionally used today in low risk Prison to Court transport.
    Therefore maybe the one-handed requirement was for the scenario of being ambushed when bringing a local in; given the then expected anti-occupation hostility and the greater threat in a nation awash with weapons?

    • @richardmontgomery8863
      @richardmontgomery8863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wstr Back when crims said ‘it’s a fair cop, you got me bang to rights’, or some such guff.

    • @wstr1470
      @wstr1470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@richardmontgomery8863 Stone me I've been perishing nicked have I not. * constable cuffs ear * . I've learnt me lesson guv'nor and no mistake.

  • @33482
    @33482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Simplified Sten: *Exists*
    Fallout Pipe guns: Am i a joke to you?

    • @silasisaspicyboi7458
      @silasisaspicyboi7458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Judge Dredd I know right?

    • @SantaClaus-kk8zr
      @SantaClaus-kk8zr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The comment authenticator OWO Oh heaven forbid you get offended by memes.

    • @silasisaspicyboi7458
      @silasisaspicyboi7458 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Santa Claus it’s just over used you know

    • @33482
      @33482 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Memes: *exist*
      Offended People: Are we a joke to you?
      Me: Yes 😃

  • @frenchfry1659
    @frenchfry1659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    *looks at thumbnail* "What in concealable damnation?"

  • @revolverDOOMGUY
    @revolverDOOMGUY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "you, engeneer, take the Sten gun and simplify it!"
    Engenner: "Ok, HOW!"

    • @liamkerr7183
      @liamkerr7183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Normally I'm not a spelling or grammar Nazi but you did it twice so here ya go
      Engineer

    • @fuz5567
      @fuz5567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      how did you misspell engineer twice

    • @esh.831
      @esh.831 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I see what you did there mate 😂

  • @dominicksmeech2994
    @dominicksmeech2994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Most people are amazed at,"It's simpler than a sten gun!!!", meanwhile I'm just admiring the beauty and complexity of the woodworking in the stock. Somehow, the people who made this not only managed to make the sten simpler, but also more externally attractive.

  • @JeffLebowskiOG
    @JeffLebowskiOG 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    A modernized version of this with a laser designator can be useful for a point man carrying a shield, in place of a hanfgun

  • @jakedee4117
    @jakedee4117 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    A very fine piece of wood working, life was so different before molded plastics became a thing.