Hey Mister… The elites don’t want you to know this, but the ducks at the park are free. You can take them home - I have 458 ducks. You can take one home, and no one can stop you. Same thing with road signs - it’s all free.
Hey, Mister Did you know that the the missle knows where it is at all times? It knows this because it knows where it isnt. By subtracting where it is from it isnt, or where it isnt from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviation to generate corrective commands to drive the missle to a position where it is to a position where it isnt
Hey, Mister Do you know, that to the missile, you are just another position, and that the missile has calculated deviation and variation needed to arrive at your position? **RUN**
Kali, also known as 'The Red Mist', was widely considered the strongest fixer from the Back Alleys, able to stand against Abnormality threats, the Head and the Claw. She got her nickname from the people of the Back Alley by protecting them from the external threats, as well as being universally recognized as such from associations (Based on information from the projectmoon twitter). Kali then applied to Lobotomy Corporation in the early days after Carmen found her in the Back Alleys while looking for more people that will be useful for the company. After her death, her human appearance was used in the creation of 'Gebura', utilizing the Cognition Filter. Once the Player completes Gebura's Meltdown, the Cognition Filter that hides her true appearance as a robot is lowered. Her robot form is a red and dark rectangular chassis serving as the body, slightly resembling her body, with the more upper sides of red color and having two pieces at the top. Her Sephirah name is displayed at the top of the body, with a rectangular opening on the middle where a digital red eye is in. It possess mechanical limbs, a pair of arms and legs, with mechanical three-finger hands. After revealing her true form, Gebura acts more courageous and cautious of the employees' lives, having the same strict discipline as before, but not letting the effort of the dead employees be for nothing. The reward for defeating Gebura's Meltdown is increasing the Maximum Amount available of all E.G.O. Weapons and Suits made from PE-Boxes, but not higher than 5, along with granting the Disciplinary Team immunity to Qliphoth Meltdowns.
The camera pans from the outside to the interior of a heavily modified T-62, with components clearly scrapped together from different other vehicles, namely the absurd amount of ERA panels clearly pried off from both inoperable friendly and hostile vehicles. The ERA panels seem to be hastily hot-glued to the front glacis, rear glacis and turret cheeks. Flandre is sitting in the driver seat, Remilia in the TC seat, peering at the commander’s viewport. Sakuya is in the gunner’s seat, aiming at something, while Meiling is holding a 115mm APFSDS shell, seemingly unfazed by the round’s mass despite holding it for so long. Suddenly, Remilia yells “Gunner, Sabot, Tank”. Meiling, knowing that a 115mm sabot had already been loaded, double checks the lever and replies, “UP”. Remilia then replies with “Fire”. Sakuya then replies with “On the way” and the tank jolts slightly, as a metal telephone pole exits the smoothbore barrel at approximately 1.7 kilometres a second. However, the shell’s tracer doesn’t work, and Remilia yells “Lost, reengage”. Just as Meiling is about to shove the sabot shell she’s holding into the breech, the tank shakes hard various times from a rhythmic set of concussions. The tank then responds with various loud bangs, and a few explosions happen dangerously close to the T-62. Drozd actually worked against the missiles of the BMPT. Meiling drops the dart, and the camera pans to Flandre and outside the tank. Remilia has misidentified a BMPT-72 as a “tank” and did not expect it to return fire with autocannons. The numerous HE shells only hit the hastily-glued on ERA plates, and do not penetrate the vehicle. However, they are extremely loud, and the explosion from both the HE shells and the ERA plates deafen the crew and cause Flandre to slump over, seemingly knocked out. Most of the crew quickly get back to their senses, and the tinnitus clears away as a groggy Meiling shoves the dart into the gun breech and pushes the lever up, and screams “SABOT UP”. Remilia instinctively replies “FIRE” and Sakuya obliges. “ON THE WAY”, and the BMPT erupts in flames and the tears of Zovtards. However, amongst the ruckus, a BMP-1 had already snuck up next to the T-62 and fired a Malyutka. While old, this missile had no problem penetrating the side of the T-62, especially when its rubber guards had fallen off because of the previous concussions. The stream of hot, high pressure “solid” copper made its way through the side armor and was headed straight for the ammo rack right next to the knocked-out Flandre. Sakuya immediately tried to form a mesh made of various knives to try and stop the HEAT streams from touching Flandre or the ammunition rack. This kind of worked, but then Flandre snapped awake and stepped on something instinctively, while screaming “DO YOU WANT A SPRITE CRANBERRY?”. This made Sakuya lose focus and the HEAT stream hit the ammunition rack, causing an immediate and rapid expansion of gases within the tank’s enclosed spaces, and causing the turret to pop out and for the tank to erupt in flames. This made the KD of the occupants of the Scarlet Devil Mansion drop from a 18:0 to a 19:1, which is clearly a decrease of infinite percent. This fact did not bode well with Remilia, and she instantly screamed in the mic “Hey [racial slur], what kind of [racial slur] designs this kind of matchmaking?” Remilia was chatbanned for 2 weeks. Disclaimer: I did not do research. Not on the T-62, the BMPT-72, the BMP-1, or any of the 2hu’s abilities and limitations. I also cannot write stories for shit.
Surprisingly accurate from a technical standpoint. The K-1 ERA probably wouldn't be triggered by 30mm HE rounds, though; the explosive inside is really difficult to set off, it's designed to only be activated by the hypersonic jet of a HEAT warhead. In theory, at least Also I really doubt a BMP-1 crew would opt to use the Malyutka ATGM in a situation where they'd "snuck up" next to a target. The missile is inferior to the cannon in many aspects at short ranges. And although this isn't important at all, the missile shouldn't have any trouble penetrating the side armor of a T-62 at most sensible angles, regardless of whether the rubber guards are still on Still very good if the statement about the lack of research is true though
I'm not a Touhou fan, I just know it, I received this same scene (cropped image) thinking it was a normal and innocent image, I regret it as I left a friend in shock after sending this
Red mist?? Lob corp??? Touhou red mist incident?? Me when they when the mansion is misty? Misty? Pokémon, mon? French, French? Spy tf2, spy tf2? Ma, ah ma petite choufleur
- Me, all Humanity Sentinels and Alpha Humanity Sentinels: Hey mistress. You and your sister are cute. - Remilia and Flandre: Really? - Me, all Humanity Sentinels and Alpha Humanity Sentinels: Yup! 😉👍
Hey mister… Have you seen my sister? Hey mister… You got a huge blister Hey mister… You wanna play twister? Hey mister… Are you a resister? Hey miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiister… I miss her…
"Hey the male person wearing a kimono in which I shall refer in polite term, are you interested in indulging an act in which two people engage each other, usually romantically, without any sheets of clothing on top of a bed?"
Hey, mister
Are you gonna highlight my comment?
Yes I will
@@2huDrew ok
@@Jazkal-V420 Chad response.
Hey mister
Do you know the sauce?
@@AFuckingSlime Hey Mister…
It’s a Hentai with “Mistress Remilia” in the name.
Hey Mister…
The elites don’t want you to know this, but the ducks at the park are free. You can take them home - I have 458 ducks. You can take one home, and no one can stop you. Same thing with road signs - it’s all free.
And trains. This post was made by Yukari.
thanks now i can cause chaos in roads with taking signs
Please no, I have a family.
@@mrduck1490 don't worry i will take all of your family with you
@@mrduck1490 😈
They stole my mister, can't have shet in Detroit
Omg Hoover
@@8dgh0 Omg aperson
No one cares
@@chinoyomaji288 no one cares about you random
Meanie
0:43 that "SACUYAAAAAAA" was perfect
Her Beach Outfit was kinda bussin.
Didn't think someone would fully re-draw and give her a new look. It was refreshing to say the least.
Least effort shitpost
Least skilled touhou fan
nah she would be vaporized on the beach💀
@@larrywhitneysunscreen exists
0:39
This will never not make me laugh.
Yo, man! Fuck?
Yo man!
@@FaiAstriel *Fuck?*
Fack?!
yes
1:00
Kimi arite Koufuku
page/12
bottom panel
chad
Brother the name is not enough. You must provide the holy number as well
@@monkeydoespride dont think the holy numbers exist. Found it on another website tho
that was such a goddamn wholesome read
Nice, but what's the sauce for the other base one?
Hey mister, would you like to sign my petition
Postal dude
0:29 I have never seen an American (?) with such a good Polish pronunciation 👏
I from Poland myself and is really good
I'm Ukranian and this is certified pierogi moment
that was honestly so fucking awful xDDDD clueless on how you read sz
Actually I was supposed to pronounce “prosze” as proshe
@@2huDrew yes.
1:01 holy SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Sakuya said calmly*
Hey mister,
We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
0:28 that was actually not too bad for someone who prolly didn't even knew that was in Polish
Hey, Mister
Did you know that the the missle knows where it is at all times? It knows this because it knows where it isnt. By subtracting where it is from it isnt, or where it isnt from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviation to generate corrective commands to drive the missle to a position where it is to a position where it isnt
Hey, Mister
Do you know, that to the missile, you are just another position, and that the missile has calculated deviation and variation needed to arrive at your position? **RUN**
Hey Mansley
WHERE'S THE GIANT
The "Yo man ! Fuck ?" at 0:39 had me on the floor xD
This "YO! MAN! FUCK?" got me
0:34 Red... What?
Kali, also known as 'The Red Mist', was widely considered the strongest fixer from the Back Alleys, able to stand against Abnormality threats, the Head and the Claw. She got her nickname from the people of the Back Alley by protecting them from the external threats, as well as being universally recognized as such from associations (Based on information from the projectmoon twitter). Kali then applied to Lobotomy Corporation in the early days after Carmen found her in the Back Alleys while looking for more people that will be useful for the company. After her death, her human appearance was used in the creation of 'Gebura', utilizing the Cognition Filter.
Once the Player completes Gebura's Meltdown, the Cognition Filter that hides her true appearance as a robot is lowered. Her robot form is a red and dark rectangular chassis serving as the body, slightly resembling her body, with the more upper sides of red color and having two pieces at the top. Her Sephirah name is displayed at the top of the body, with a rectangular opening on the middle where a digital red eye is in. It possess mechanical limbs, a pair of arms and legs, with mechanical three-finger hands.
After revealing her true form, Gebura acts more courageous and cautious of the employees' lives, having the same strict discipline as before, but not letting the effort of the dead employees be for nothing.
The reward for defeating Gebura's Meltdown is increasing the Maximum Amount available of all E.G.O. Weapons and Suits made from PE-Boxes, but not higher than 5, along with granting the Disciplinary Team immunity to Qliphoth Meltdowns.
*HEAVY ROCK*
Man, I love this community@@ivangusev123
HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE RED MIST !?!?
bait used to be bel- TH-THE R-RED MIST??/?!?1
0:54 why yes, YES I FUCKING DO (earrape soviet national anthem starts playing)
0:07 sax version of bad apple be playing on the background.
0:55 Да, товарищ.
How did you find so many memes of this singular image?!
The touhou community is the factory of memes 😅
This is one of the most popular memes in the community. Of course he's gonna find a shit ton of this
@@jorelgarcia1260 what's the doujin
@@scrubscrub4492
It's hentai so be warn ⚠️
@@RexWort Good.
The camera pans from the outside to the interior of a heavily modified T-62, with components clearly scrapped together from different other vehicles, namely the absurd amount of ERA panels clearly pried off from both inoperable friendly and hostile vehicles. The ERA panels seem to be hastily hot-glued to the front glacis, rear glacis and turret cheeks. Flandre is sitting in the driver seat, Remilia in the TC seat, peering at the commander’s viewport. Sakuya is in the gunner’s seat, aiming at something, while Meiling is holding a 115mm APFSDS shell, seemingly unfazed by the round’s mass despite holding it for so long.
Suddenly, Remilia yells “Gunner, Sabot, Tank”. Meiling, knowing that a 115mm sabot had already been loaded, double checks the lever and replies, “UP”. Remilia then replies with “Fire”. Sakuya then replies with “On the way” and the tank jolts slightly, as a metal telephone pole exits the smoothbore barrel at approximately 1.7 kilometres a second. However, the shell’s tracer doesn’t work, and Remilia yells “Lost, reengage”.
Just as Meiling is about to shove the sabot shell she’s holding into the breech, the tank shakes hard various times from a rhythmic set of concussions. The tank then responds with various loud bangs, and a few explosions happen dangerously close to the T-62. Drozd actually worked against the missiles of the BMPT. Meiling drops the dart, and the camera pans to Flandre and outside the tank. Remilia has misidentified a BMPT-72 as a “tank” and did not expect it to return fire with autocannons. The numerous HE shells only hit the hastily-glued on ERA plates, and do not penetrate the vehicle. However, they are extremely loud, and the explosion from both the HE shells and the ERA plates deafen the crew and cause Flandre to slump over, seemingly knocked out.
Most of the crew quickly get back to their senses, and the tinnitus clears away as a groggy Meiling shoves the dart into the gun breech and pushes the lever up, and screams “SABOT UP”. Remilia instinctively replies “FIRE” and Sakuya obliges. “ON THE WAY”, and the BMPT erupts in flames and the tears of Zovtards.
However, amongst the ruckus, a BMP-1 had already snuck up next to the T-62 and fired a Malyutka. While old, this missile had no problem penetrating the side of the T-62, especially when its rubber guards had fallen off because of the previous concussions. The stream of hot, high pressure “solid” copper made its way through the side armor and was headed straight for the ammo rack right next to the knocked-out Flandre. Sakuya immediately tried to form a mesh made of various knives to try and stop the HEAT streams from touching Flandre or the ammunition rack. This kind of worked, but then Flandre snapped awake and stepped on something instinctively, while screaming “DO YOU WANT A SPRITE CRANBERRY?”. This made Sakuya lose focus and the HEAT stream hit the ammunition rack, causing an immediate and rapid expansion of gases within the tank’s enclosed spaces, and causing the turret to pop out and for the tank to erupt in flames.
This made the KD of the occupants of the Scarlet Devil Mansion drop from a 18:0 to a 19:1, which is clearly a decrease of infinite percent. This fact did not bode well with Remilia, and she instantly screamed in the mic “Hey [racial slur], what kind of [racial slur] designs this kind of matchmaking?”
Remilia was chatbanned for 2 weeks.
Disclaimer: I did not do research. Not on the T-62, the BMPT-72, the BMP-1, or any of the 2hu’s abilities and limitations. I also cannot write stories for shit.
Dafuk
what the fuck
Zovtard? Fr?
Surprisingly accurate from a technical standpoint. The K-1 ERA probably wouldn't be triggered by 30mm HE rounds, though; the explosive inside is really difficult to set off, it's designed to only be activated by the hypersonic jet of a HEAT warhead. In theory, at least
Also I really doubt a BMP-1 crew would opt to use the Malyutka ATGM in a situation where they'd "snuck up" next to a target. The missile is inferior to the cannon in many aspects at short ranges. And although this isn't important at all, the missile shouldn't have any trouble penetrating the side armor of a T-62 at most sensible angles, regardless of whether the rubber guards are still on
Still very good if the statement about the lack of research is true though
I would enjoy a bit more science fiction, but this works too!
Hey mister, do you want to forget where "Hey mister" originates from?
Yes I do. Please erase it from my memory.
good thing i dont know where it is but sadly i can think where it came
Yes, then I can experience it for the first time again
@@2huDrew where does it originate from
@@kysiebomb1603 it comes from a Hentai, with Mistress Remilia in the name.
0:35 *PLAYER OF THE GAME*
Mercilia Scarlet
MVP
Hey mister …
Do you happen to have any spare *Thermonuclear bombs* lying around ?
Hey Mister,
Do you want to Join the Siberian Black League?
BRAINROT
BRAINROT
BRAINROT
Hey mister
Wanna drink some hot cocoa?
Sledge Queen: Hey Mister... Do you want to have *BLEEDING, FRACTURE, CRIPPLE, ARTERY BLEEDING,* ?
hey mister,where the fishing rod?
In the Palace of the Earth Spirits. The SDM doesn't have any fishing rods or any fishing rod like objects
@@jorelgarcia1260 *just give her the fishing rod*
Hey mister
Whatchu know about rolling down in the deep when your brain goes numb
Hey mister im hungry
(A scream fades into the dark as the mister is left without a drop of blood)
Hey mister,
Its been 5 years, you still owe me 16 dollars.
Hey mister,
Your Jordans are completely fake
a few days later:
"Remilia i know you're here you big fucking nerd, where's my money"
@@codyholleyWUDDUHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL OH MY GOD NO WAYY
Due to inflation that $16 turned into $20
I want to spend every day of my life with you, Remi.
Hey, mister
Are you schizophrenic?
This guy right here officer....
@@user-eo6yi6xr5t 0:17
theyre having a moment of weakness dont be rude
Yes, artillery fire accepted at aforementioned IP coordinates.
Remilia: I'm legal. Here's my birth certificate.
...
Flandre: Hey mister. Have you seen my sister?
Oh no.
Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs
Alright, Flandre one was pretty good and rhymed, too
i died at pierogi
and i wasn't ready for what came 9 seconds later
0:13 based Konosuba reference
Hey,
mister
I have 200 pigeons in my backyard, 8 of them are white, 3 are pure black and 4 ask too many questions.
My first exposure to touhou was the hey mister original manga panel lol
Hey mister, these are some quality memes.
Hey Mister
I don't have much time
The cause of the scarlet mist incident is...
*pichuun*
Hey there, mister!
*Falls of his horse*
- Arthur Morgan
Hey mister, could you please sign this petition?
"Do you want to join the axis order?"
Yes, please
0:13 no no. No anything but that
Hey mist- 0:33 holy shit is that the red mist?
0:45 theres an e there... shes asking him if he wants to have a bed time.
I want that Bad Apple sax audio
I just learned there is an artist on the 34 that makes art that looks like a continuation of the actual hey mister hen
Hey mister, look at this picture
*Four pixel meme*
Thought there would be more hey mister....
Hey, mister
Do you wanna appreciate this valuable gem
Hey mister.... I just got word of a settlement that needs øur help, I'll mark it on your map
Hey Mister...
Does that hat take 10-gallons? *slaps knee*
I have seem this meme for so many times yet I still don't know what's the actual nuke code :skull:
200834. There, I've sent it
ty, I will have fun with it :trol:
@@jorelgarcia1260 Heaven will have a special place for someone like you 👍.
@@tomjackjack960 you mean Hell ?
@@jorelgarcia1260 No,like what I said,heaven,for actually giving the sauce.
Hey mister...
does that hat take ten gallons
(Shit, SHE KNOWS ABOUT THE LOADS!)
I'm not a Touhou fan, I just know it, I received this same scene (cropped image) thinking it was a normal and innocent image, I regret it as I left a friend in shock after sending this
i had a similiar story, i thought it was just a normal meme and i saw hell
0:25 just arrived in time
Hey mister,
Are you gonna sign my petition?
Hey, mister
Would you like yo sign my petition?
This can’t be good for me, but I feel great!
0:33 Do you know what is causing the... WHAT. PM FANS IN A 1000 MILE RADIUS, ATTACK.
hey mister, do you want some juice *immediately sips some*
-remilia scarlet
Hey mister
Do you want a medic bag?
AAAAAAAGHHH!!! I NEEED A MEDIC BAG!!!
The Polish joke was unexpecred xD
Hey, Mister Chief.
Mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?
Sir, Finishing this 1cc Lunatic
0:32 RED MIST PROJECT MOON REFERENCE!!!!!!!!!! PROJECT MOON SLEEPER AGENTS, ASSEMBLE!
for some reason flandre one is the best imo
0:14 0:45 (not logic, Sakuya is more close to Sans than Remillia. Could also be Reimu because she is lazy and very strong) 0:54 0:59
Aaah dang it. I've caught up with all of the top tier meme content. Gr8 stuff
Hey, mister
Are you really a mister?
Yeah, I could go for some minecraft right about now.
Hey mister would you like to sign my petition? 📋
0:51 for people who don’t know, *hai (はい) means yes*
Deal with this EVERY SINGLE DAY.
Hey mister...
Would you like to sign my petition?
Hey Mister...
Is your refrigerator running?
Red mist?? Lob corp??? Touhou red mist incident?? Me when they when the mansion is misty? Misty? Pokémon, mon? French, French? Spy tf2, spy tf2? Ma, ah ma petite choufleur
Hey, monsieur
vous voulez une baguette de pain ?
Oui
Hey, mister
Wanna kill an immortal?
The "yo man... FUCK?" killed me
0:13 woha who invented she
Hey Mister, wanna Smash?
(Bonus Stage theme from Smash Bros 64.)
Hey, Mister can you sign my petition?
- Me, all Humanity Sentinels and Alpha Humanity Sentinels: Hey mistress. You and your sister are cute.
- Remilia and Flandre: Really?
- Me, all Humanity Sentinels and Alpha Humanity Sentinels: Yup! 😉👍
Hey , mista
Do you want to have a stand ?
Hey mister… Have you seen my sister?
Hey mister… You got a huge blister
Hey mister… You wanna play twister?
Hey mister… Are you a resister?
Hey miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiister… I miss her…
i get it
Hey mister,
*Do you know da wae?*
Pierogi domination
Hey, mister.
WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOUR
"Hey Mister, Mind joining the Axis Powers?"
I can hear the Hoi4 notification in this comment.
Yo man! Fuck? is probably the funniest one
Hey mister
I will die on this world…
I will die on Armageddon.
0:34 is that a project moon reference?????
It's a proyect moon jumpscare
God I wish I was some rando from the human village in Gensokyo 😭😭😭
The perogi one gets me every time.
0:09 That's good, let's have
"Hey the male person wearing a kimono in which I shall refer in polite term, are you interested in indulging an act in which two people engage each other, usually romantically, without any sheets of clothing on top of a bed?"
0:55 *YES!*
Noooo
@@limptoast remember im russian so i need this
Yo mister
I got drip, bitches.
"You are a cur. Shut the fuck up please." was way funnier than it should have been
Hey Mister. Do you want to have artery/vein bleeding, fracture and depression?
Touhou fans making memes from hentai.
Well
Some of the fans did came from watching touhou hentai 😅
@@RexWort I mean, I've seen a fair share of people that did discover Touhou through hentai
@@jorelgarcia1260 Good thing I didn't
First time?