Top 10 Best/Useful Pokemon In Real Life (Ft. TheAuraGuardian)
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There would be all sorts of wonderful real world applications if Pokemon were real. Today were going to go over which Pokemon we think we be the most beneficial to own in real life!
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Guys, I figured out why the Hoopa died: th-cam.com/video/BS5Gl8NPK9s/w-d-xo.html
AlmightyMandals did your hoopa die! 😭
AlmightyMandals lol
AlmightyMandals what about gengar
bork
AlmightyMandals Jirachi cant create things from thin air he basically steals thing when you tell Jirachi that you wish for candy it will teleport all of the candy from this world and others and give it to you
Alakazam has an IQ of 5000, but it can't learn a fifth move.
DimiGames WOW I NEVER HERD THAT BEFORE
DimiGames
But ash's snorlax can
Johnathon Crow and Origen red's mega charizard
alakazam cant dress up, but pikachu can.
DimiGames lmao!!!!!!!!
Pulling the Honedge from Alex's video to yours was really cool.
Ikr xD
Yeah, the reffrence!
Clever
Sargent¥ I know right
Yeah...I actually came here from Aura's video, so I was like "Ohh, That's where it went."
Unless ditto looks at the sky and transforms into the sun.
TASTE THE SUN!
Ditto what are you- OH GOD NO
3:38
Me: what is the the answer of this math question? Alakazam answer it!
Alakazam: Alakazam Ala Alakazam!!
me: what?
So you need N. Only he'd probably lecture you about using Alakazam for your own selfish gains.
But ... He has telepathy ......
Get it to write the answer
If a cat can learn Human language I think Alakazam can too
@WasteofSpace well alakazam is so smart that he would know how to type
The Honedge thing was the smartest thing I've ever seen in any collab. Great job Mandals & Alex! ❤👌
The best collab ive ever seen was two science youtubers that both made videos on the same topic and if you played the videos at the exact same time and they were synced it was like they were normally talking to each other. THAT was cool.
Poly Gyro who? What videos? You got me interested
this one - th-cam.com/video/aDorTBEhEtk/w-d-xo.html and this one - th-cam.com/video/ihv4f7VMeJw/w-d-xo.html just play them at the same time
Ahh now that random portal part makes sense! Hehe so cute :D
Omg! DOLLIGHTFUL!
Hiiiii...❤ Big Fan❤❤
Ok.
Me: * has meowth *
Hyperinflation: I’m bouta end this man’s whole career
After reading over Jirachi's Pokedex entries, there are plenty of problems with it, some of which would easily put it on AuraGuardian's list. For one, some entries state that it'll grant wishes that are written on the wish tags on its head (there are only 3, and they look pretty small, so you'd need to be able to write really small if you want more than 3 wishes) after it wakes up from its hibernation. This wouldn't be a problem if its hibernation weren't for 1000 years, only staying awake for 7 days. Another entries says it can wake up prematurely "if you sing to it in a voice of purity", but this is 2017 in the real world, so it hearing any pure voices isn't happening. And in its movie, it doesn't create what you want, but teleports it from somewhere else, ruling out stuff like immortality and possibly getting you in trouble if you wish for a lot of money. Jirachi and it's wishing powers really aren't that good.
For the movie, I would suggest it's moniker of 'wishmaker' is more related to that it makes wishes rather than it actually granting wishes (I seem to remember it wishing for a friend or something along those lines). In other words, the wishmaker wishes, it does not grant wishes that have been made.
Denzel Rozier I
Well you could always wish for more wishes;)
Based on how Jirachi never really granted any wishes in the movie or anime, I always assumed that even in the Pokemon world Jirachi can't actually grant wishes. It's just a myth people made up.
My pick would be Azelf.
It would give me the willpower to get out of bed in the morning.
It would give me the willpower to excercise for once.
It is also a psychic type, so, it could use psychic on my least favourite people.
It could also drain the willpower of your enemies and make them totally immobile forever! :3c
same
Alexander Richmond what about hypnosis on your enemies they will do your bidding!
Yea but azelf would remember EVERYTHING how many cookies you ate at crishmash and way more
you could wish for that
How about *Victini*, the pokemon of victory? Just do good at Anything, win at anything.
Grinning Goat It's an apple
Grinning Goat he is not lying
@King Shifty & @GiratinaGirlArt
You aren't wrong, I saw that video. A rabbit cut apple.
However that doesn't change how useful it is, not to mention now it's got a delightful fruity scent!
Grinning Goat Victini
Oh thanks PhoenixFLameGames, I never played with Victini, but I have a friend who LOVES it. So sadly I didn't remember the proper spelling. Thanks though!
Also something about alakazam’s spoons
According to its Pokédex entry, ANYTHING U EAT WITH ALAKAZAM’S SPOON ANYTHING U EAT IS TASTY 😋
AND if physic types control things with its mind u can make it get all 7’s in casinos
Someone: Jirachi i want a better number 1
Me: YOU'VE CREATED A TIME PARADOX!
Key, heart, door, uhm, I wonder if Kelfki is a fan of Kingdom Hearts....well, certainly Rotom is a big fan (*BA DUM, TSS)
Blackwing97 That was such a good pun XD
lol. Thanks xD
Blackwing97 KeyKillsDragons
Trust me if they used those in *how to train your dragon*
i swear key can end dragon-like movies
i don't get it
You guys are aware that soft boiled is only a move that works on the user right. I guess in the show that the move works differently to your parameters, but not in the game. wouldn't Audino with heal pulse have been a better option. it is also a medical professional
marioguy 54 but audino is just bad
if you have a chansy or a blissy in your party and your pokemon are low on health you could use soft boiled to restore it's health
Emperor Palpatine where is that ever specified, the move description states that it heals the users hp by 50%
I only figured it out in 4th gen It said I could use soft boiled then it asked me which pokemon it should be used on it took some of Chansy's health and gave it to the pokemon I selected.
marioguy 54 Yeah
but doesn't jirachi go to sleep for a thousand years or something? you acn only use it for like 7 days
And some Dex entries say that it grants wishes on its wish tags AFTER it awakens. So not only are you limited in how many wishes you can get, but you won't get them until after its 1000 year rest. You can awaken it early "if you sing to it in a voice of purity", but you're not going to find any pure singing (whatever that means) in this day and age in real life.
Yeah what with all the autotune going around...
I wish Jirachi is awaken forever
+1x1x1x1
Wouldn't work. You'd have to write that on its wish tags, then wait until it awakens 1000 years later. You'll be dead by the time your wish is granted. That'll also probably have some severe effects on Jirachi's health similar to that one Fairly Oddparents episode.
Denzel Rozier its not only one wish though so you can write for infinite health for it. Yes its greedy but tbh aint' we all
loved that honedge reference...
you two are great!
actually, if you were to have a meowth, the infinite source of money would cause money to have no value
No one will know because there is only 1 meowth.
Assuming you were the only one to have a meowth, you could probably give yourself a restraining budget. Another millionaire shouldnt harm the economy too much.
or you could use it to get enough money for something you want
now you know where did Giovanni get that funds
Ha NEEEERRRRRD
Also isn't all time travel evil because you unsettle the universe, make sure billions of lives are never born and ultimately create an unsustainable paradox that does more harm than good?
The Nerd Beast who gives a fuck everyone is selfish and full of greed anyway
In the one movie I´ve seen where Celebi appears, its time travel didn´t change history at all, despite it taking people from the past into the present or people from the present back in time, don´t know which way it went, all I know is that Ash met Professor Oak, but Oak was Ash´s age.
Celebi´s time travel abbility obviously prevents paradoxes, and even if you would accidentally cause one, Dialga is there to step in and save time. Or Giratina just pulls the problem into the Distortion World, where it wouldn´t be a problem anymore. Or Arceus creates a second universe.
Speaking of which, Arceus obviously created Celebi, so it knew what could happen, and most likely put in a failsafe to prevent Celebi from destroying the universe t created.
The Nerd Beast Nope, Multiverse theory.
You are right theriomancer
Just a question but where is Suicune it has the power to purify all water
Rick2 Games I was thinking the same thing!
Ooh good point! The world could definitely use that power. :D
Wooplash i mean.... So can my kitchen.... For 3 paymemts of 9.99 at least.
Or how about shamin, that pokemon can filter the air and over time heal itself of the toxic gases
@@Dollightful Hello! Love the channel and work!
Looool, the reffrence with da' hoopa in the other vid xD
But Jirachi will be awake once a thousand years though
and only for a week (if I recall correctly) but then again.... couldn't you wish for jirachi to be awake forever!?
there has to be some limitation
J GAMER XONE why? Nerfing Jirachi just how you nerfed Talonflame?
one I am not nerfing jirachi two I am not the one who nerfed talonflame who do you think I am a Pokemon company employee I know a lot about Pokemon but I ain't no employee of the company
just wish that it wont fall asleep again
Absol is not on the list? I really expected it. best pokemon, it can warn you ahead of time if stuff is about to go wrong! also, it's a warm floofy soft cat, that gets it bonus points.
just cause it warns you ahead doesnt mean u can always avoid it and if u had a jirachi just wish away whatever disaster was about to happen
You have to consider, it doesn't say WHAT the disaster is, only that one is coming. But I agree, I would love to have an absol
Toxic FruitCake Yeah and also Celebi can go back to stop the disaster.
Good point. Then I think a Jirachi would be best, because you can wish for an Absol, Absol can warn you for things about to happen, and you can ask Jirachi to prevent it. Almost foolproof
Dude, Absol has basically a giant sword on his head...
I just want a pet rockruff, though I can't deny that I wouldn't love hoopa warping me to work, the gym, the bank or grocery store. No gas bills would be wonderful and all the time I'd save not traveling would be awesome. That's like, 10% of the time I spend alive. Then again, Haunter makes me immortal... then again again, Jirachi makes wishes come true, and I can wish for either eternal life or the exact type of afterlife I want. That'd be awesome, no more crippling fear of death, yay
What about Dialga in Mystery Dungeon 2 where he returns the main character from not existing at the end of part 1?
Bowas or the Pokemon movie arceus and the jewel of life 💎
When you think about it Meowth is probably one of the most dangerous Pokemon ever conceived. The inflation rate it can cause would result in everything costing a shot ton, negating the extra money, and force everyone without a Meowth into extreme poverty as they literally couldn't afford anything.
Meowth is terrifying.
it will only be ONE meowth...
They talked about making Bill Gates look poor though. I haven't run the math but I assume that conjuring up enough money to make one of the richest people on earth look poor would lead to some nasty inflation.
Bolby Ballinger but tbh how easy is it to find Meowth and catch. Heck you find a Meowth in the gutter in the anime and it can also fix poverty if there was only one meowth in the world use Pay Day get money pay for flights go to poor countries use pay day make them rich.
Meowth is way too slow making money for this to be a problem, for example you should use this move continually for about 6 weeks just to buy a bike... so it's really useless
True.
Wouldn't the meowth thing cause inflation, ultimately making that currency useless after x point? (I may be wrong, I'm no economical expert or anything)
Mariomaniac88 It would take an absurd amount of Pay Day to inflate the currency this much.
says the person who has a game based on him and money
Mariomaniac88 if you use it wisely it won't make infinite inflation
Keep the only meouth to yourself
You could not get infinite money because you would make money useless and someone would probably try stealing the meowth
The thing with the honedge was very clever
Well as it said on Honedge's Dex..
"Drains life force out of anything when touched."
Finally, I can escape prison....
...Wait, wha-? No, no no Mr Prison guard I was not looking at a youtube video to get free spoons instead of a skeleton key... hehe :)
me: **in prison**
me: Jirachi, summon a clefki.
You should wished an Alakazam to do that in a way of being not accused or in a honest way.If it was to be rich, you may wish a meowth would avoid the prison in first place anyways
@@Amber7H why not just wish for teleporting you out of prison
Why isn't Torchic in Darumaka's place? I mean, it keeps you warm too, but instead of putting it's poop in your clothes you hug it. And let's be honest, who wouldn't want to hug a fluffy little chicken?
Jop Stoffels make nuggets with it
Nah too tiny, I think combuskin would be better :)
Drew Groeling-Stanford you wanna hug a cute little chick in puberty before it beats puberty and become w awesome fighter chicken
Hisashi Ishiguro I was talking about eating combuskin, i'd rather hug torchic, but combuskin i'd rather eat lol, he looks so delicious.
Drew Groeling-Stanford ohh lol
9:14 uhhh....thought it said somethin else 😂
ScarzGaming so did I 😂
What?
i thought it said that too xD
Here's some bonus Pokemon you could probably put into its own "Honorable Mentions" section:
*Minccino,* the fluffy little chinchilla that actually deliberately helps you clean wherever it goes! It's LITERALLY a sentient feather duster. Not much more uses than being a sweeper, duster, and a cute companion, but it's perfect enough in my book and saves me the trouble of having to do some of my chores.
*Any Pokemon that has Teleport,* hands down. I don't need to get into the fine details, because using your imagination is the pure fun of it all. Just think of the possibilities.
*Milotic* is a Pokemon that, while not only drop-dead gorgeous, can actually end any conflicts that ails you or others with a peaceful resolution. This twenty foot long (or six meter long) serpent is described as having the ability to calm feelings of intense anger or conflicts by releasing a wave of energy to calm them. It's the best way to solve things in a reasonable way, hands down.
*Jigglypuff* is a LOT better of a Pokemon than you might think it is, and here's why: You're having a stressful night, running on no sleep for any number of reasons (maybe even insomnia), but your buddy Jigglypuff has got your back, and you'll have a nice rest in no time thanks to the lullaby. This can be nice for anyone suffering from sleep problems.
*Meloetta* is an alternative for people who aren't looking for resolving their sleep patterns, but still want something musical by their side. Both graceful and cute in its own way, Meloetta is purely the Pokemon of song, and that's it. But that, alone, can be its own marvel to appreciate. If you're a heavy music nerd looking for inspiration, tips, or even just a partner to play alongside, then Meloetta is the best partner for anyone of that criteria.
*Gogoat* separates itself from other rideable Pokemon for a number of reasons: It's not physically dangerous to sit on or stand near (like Rapidash), it isn't too overly large (like many others), and it actually shows a sense of empathy that most Pokemon don't show in the same way. Not only is it a great ride partner that could probably take you effortlessly anywhere at a relatively nice speed, but it's also described as being able to very closely understand how you are feeling, therefore showing close-bonded empathy for you. It's a goat that cares!
*Xerneas,* and I have reason why. I know you just said that Haunter is _somehow_ better than Xerneas, but hear me out. Xerneas is the GOD of life, and this means it can revive your dead plants, bring back your dead relatives or friends, or even just overall be your undoubted life support. I like to see Xerneas as the perfect motherly figure, in the sense that, if you or something else happens, "she's" there to help you out. And I think, in my opinion, that is just the best kind of partner to ever have in your life. No pun intended.
Alex:Are you always unpopular? Well now you have a fan!
Me: *cringes*
Arno Cuppens GOD DAMMIT BARB!!!
Arno Cuppens well I supposed that was a bit *overcooked*
*BADUM TSHHHHH*
Arno Cuppens well I supposed that was a bit *overcooked*
*BADUM TSHHHHH*
Well I suppose that pun was *overcooked*
*badum tsssss*
Im legendary
you know what heath care is also free and easy
Canada's
cornelis roodhart Agreed.
Underrated comment
me:celebi bring me back in time.
celebi:?
me:Finnaly I get to eat that burrito again
Also Alicazam could do your taxes and homework
Wow I see how you linked the two videos. Kudos.
Actually Dialga controls all forms of time. As well as: Yes it can bring people along. *cough* arceus movie *cough*
robloxfan2005 it still is a movie you genwunner.
Aldrin Rocky genwunner
Aldrin Rocky I think you don't know what a bait is.
these people
@Justin Lopez I mean its heartbeat keeps time going so I am sure it will be fine
8:10
**Looks of disapproval from MandJTV.**
Yo when is top ten op gen 5 legendaries
5.patrat
4.bidoof
3.bidoof
2.magikarp with tackle
1.magikarp
there you go saved your time
wouldn't meowth cause an inflation
Now let me bring up something I just thought of for Hoopa. Yes confined form can still use the hoops, but for the full potential, you don’t have access to the Prison Bottle. This is mostly because you put the unbound form in for the hoopa spot tho since I’m sure confined can still be just as useful.
Happy 100k Mandals!
is that crash soundtrack it the end
That sounds like the Mr Dark theme from Rayman to me. watch?v=4VaORfVGok8
nope it is crash bash theme i heard mr dark theme it is close
I heard a crash theme before #1, yet the last two minutes of the video is Mr Dark's theme.
There was the sewer level music from Crash 2 during Number 9's entry.
It's the Mr. Dark theme from Rayman
Hehehe, ik where the honedge is
Me too
Now that I think about it, lugia and tornadus can give us ultimate wind power.
Calyrex could help starving nations because they will surely believe in him as soon as the see what he can do.
And there are so many positive things like how child kidnapping could be dramatically reduced, firefighters could help any body out, heck even people in the science industry can help find so many things! (If only they were real....)
Congrats on 100k!!
7:40 or whatever: I almost NEVER consider such things in the anime canon. Just sayin', ya know I'm sayin'?
X-Linn Maybe that's why Team Rocket always had enough money to build/purchase crazy machinery, robots, submarines etc!
Ruby Clarie and how? I don't understand your point? :/
X-Linn Aww damn. You were talking about Haunter. For some reason, the time took me to Meowths entry. I thought you were talking about the eternal money possibility. Sorry, my bad.
Ruby Clarie Oh. OK.
Haunter can let you .... G O I N T O T H E G I R L S B A T H R O O M
oho god
You're a f*cking genius!
Pretty sure one can argue the Jirachi point. In the anime, which you said you were using, Jirachi gets tired after granting wishes, which, if your wish had unintended side effects, could be a huge problem; they got off easy in the anime with putting the candy back. This makes a nice segue into wishes. In the anime, it is explained that Jirachi isn't actually granting wishes so much as using his psychic powers to fulfill the desire as best as he understands it (which doesn't mean good for you; May in the movie). Since psychic power is clearly limited, there will be a limit on what those wishes will bring you.
In the pokémon movie "Arceus and the jewel of life" Dialga is shown to be able to send other to the past. But I agree on Celebi being a better choice, since in real life the crystals in the pokéball do not exist, meaning that pokéballs wouldn't be able to fulfil there purpose in the real world.
Nice video :)
4:33 um the arceus movie?
Yea but he was in the movie bringing them to the past
But he was saying that dialga coundent because he cant teleport others
Uhm, maybe I'm mistaken, but ever watch the movies of the fourth gen? Especially the one about the jewel of life. Where Ash, Dawn, Brock, and that other girl who's name I forgot are sent back in time, by Dialga, to stop the betrayal on Arceus and bring back the jewel? That, although it is the anime, proves that Dialga can let others time travel too.
3:55
This is actually true and not sarcasm. If an alakazam trusts you it gives you one of it's spoons and anything you eat with it will be delicious
Lol i just saw the video you two did on his channel, The bit with Hoopa was very clever
2:25
The pokemon at is the savior of homeless people
Do you know where else you can find free and easy healthcare?
Litterally anywhere but the US (or N Korea I suppose)
What about mexico? here doctores don't do anything
Jonathan Phoniex or Brasil
At least there the healthcare works. Here in Brazil even if you pay it kinda sucks XD
Aaaaaah, Mr. Dark's Theme and Dot Dash. Well played.
A sweet new sports car, a bazooka lol oh the transition
"Mega stones don't exist in the real world" neither does pokemon.
this video talk about a pokemon appearing in the real world
zoroark MASTER Right, but if they're describing a hypothetical situation anyway, why not also assume that a mega stone will appear in the real world.
Helm-0 shhhhhhhhhhhhhh urbno phun
Blastoise is Useful
Because I need a friend
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liek if u cri evrytiem
lol nice reference
This is the "if Blastoise was my dad, things would be different around here", right?
Except for the fact that Jirachi only wakes up once every 1000 years
I would personally want a Goodra as a pet!
They're so big and cuddly, and extremely powerful, and very caring for their trainers!
The problem with Hoopa (Unbound) is that it is a very destructive monster. Now, if we got Hoopa in its confined form without needing the Prison Bottle, this would be much safer, since it doesn't have any evil intentions and can't bring as much destruction.
A combo of Ditto and Alakazam would be extremely useful. It could teach Ditto ANYTHING that's possible.
Forgot your book at home? Alakazam memorized it easy and taught it to Ditto in it's entirety! (The reason I say it would sound easy is because it's possible that Alakazam, if it had the right psychic move, could probably transfer it's knowledge to anyone or anything in seconds)
Well, near 100K subs, huh, AlmightyMandals?
I always thought lucario would be an awesome pet, they can tell you the thoughts of other people, making your relationship problems straight up easy to deal with, plus it understands human speech too, meaning it could relay messages and run errands for you(if im not mistaken)
You guys actually managed to glue scenes together into each other's videos
That honedge bit actually blew my mind.
Subbed you from Aura's channel X3 cheers!
5:33 Awesome Idea bros... jumping into Alex's video to get Honedge
There is a new game called Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon coming in November 17,2017!
Gallade would make a excellent body guard since he's very noble and can even predict opponent's next attack.
Man,I want all of these!
Loving the Rayman Legends music in the background. :3
I honestly would have thought Zorua or Zoroark would have taken ditto's spot because it's been shown Zorua can talk without the ability telepathy. That and it _seems_ more... Emotional than ditto?
In any case I liked the list!~
3:52 also, don’t forget that alamazams spoons can make anything taste delicious. Candy? Delicious. Yucky soup? Delicious. That one really healthy vegetable that you couldn’t stand the taste? Delicious.
for the honorable mentions..a regular cow can do miltank's job, a banana tree can do a tropius's, a hacker can do porygon's, and i can do arceus's.
walks up to a stranger and asks:Are you a move tutor?
stranger:YES!I teach the almighty splash attack
breacks every bone in strangers body
Did you just used a Rayman music? I freakin' love Rayman!. :O
The evil picture was of Adam Sandler? Subscribed.
What about Azelf, Uxie and Mesprit? Willpower, emotion, and knowledge. Best combo ever
I died at "free spoons"! 😂
Another thing about Alakazam though is that it's brain never stops growing until it breaks the skull and dies...fun
Also, I think that in one of the games it said that if Alakazam trusts you enough, it will give you a spoon that makes everything delicious when eaten with that spoon.
Miltanks other pokedex entry: drink too much of its milk and your gonna have a body like one. WOW SOUNDS GREAT
That was really cool
I'm pretty sure that's not how Klefki works. You can give it keys to hold onto like the keychain it is so you can always find them and keep them safe (which is what the Pokedex entries say it is used for), but I don't recall anything about it being a key itself.
Gardevoir is basically a bf/gf and it can heal you plus the fact it isn’t affected by gravity so it can fly
6:13 in the defense of Mew, its transformation abilities likely exceed that of a Ditto and we simply never got a chance to witness it.
Alakazam is guilty of eating all the yogurt in the world
3:42 ROCKET SCIENCE!!!!!!!! No, seriously, the thing would be AMAZING at calculating equations and whatnot.
i found it hilarious with that hoopa dying
In Arceus and the Jewel of life, Dialga sent Ash, Brock, and Dawn back in time. Celebi isn't the only one who does it.
Pokemon Silver Pokédex entry for Alakazam:
“Its brain cells multiply continually until it dies. As a result, it remembers everything”
So Alakazam’s head would literally explode within 30 seconds of being out of its Pokémon ball
Alakazam's spoon makes everything Delicious
"good or evil"
(Adam Sandler's pic)
I died xD
did you just hit 100k subs. if you did, congrats!
Nice use of the rayman soundtrack