Professor: "I wanna have a discussion with u" My high ass: Erm- wassup doc?! (I said this shit outloud and my sister looked at me like I was a fuckin alien😭)
Professor: “I wanna have a discussion with you” My half asleep full of distressed sleepless ass: “what’s good daddy..?” MY MOTHER WLAKED IN AND FELL BACK ASLEEP AND SHE WAS LIKE “the fucking what..?”
Of course I have daddy issues…that’s why I’m here…(not me saying this while actually having a crush on my professor {he’s totally not 2 years younger then my dad})
Him: Starts to drink and making excuses to do so. Me: Picking up my books and leaving. "Sorry, Prof, but now I'm feeling uncomfortable with your drinking during what I deem is professional time. Also, I have a huge crush on you, but I'm thinking I need to now drop your class and get my credit elsewhere. Bye and thanks."
My daddy issues be acting up 🫣👉👈
FRRRRR
Daddy issues go brrrrrr
Same though same
They be goin HARD FR FR
Professor: "I wanna have a discussion with u"
My high ass: Erm- wassup doc?!
(I said this shit outloud and my sister looked at me like I was a fuckin alien😭)
I read this like bugs bunny wtf am I om😭
oh yes Professor it seems I am having difficulty in this class. Can you help me more in... Chemistry?
Daddy issues be at my door again.
Ahem.
*papa*
This made me laugh way harder than it should've
correction~ it's papi 😼
Professor: “I wanna have a discussion with you”
My half asleep full of distressed sleepless ass: “what’s good daddy..?”
MY MOTHER WLAKED IN AND FELL BACK ASLEEP AND SHE WAS LIKE “the fucking what..?”
I wish my nightmares of being back in school were more like this
Ohh yeah! I'll aced it daddy oh um I mean Professor🤭
Of course I have daddy issues…that’s why I’m here…(not me saying this while actually having a crush on my professor {he’s totally not 2 years younger then my dad})
fr
Was dead asleep but I could still hear it. Burst out laughing and woke myself up at, I've got Daddy Issues. 😂❤
Thank you Filthy! I loved this audio ❤
I’m so glad I was early for the lesson on Parton!!! 💕
Prof. Filthy: i want you to be attentive...
Me: yes daddy ❤
Prof. Filthy: and ace that test.
Me: uh...
Trying to relisten to find out what was so danged funny, only to go, 'Wait, was class is this?' halfway through.
I love how this made me giggle the whole way through
To be this early....gah damm (less then 1 hour gang)
wAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGHHG😫
i would be smiling so hard i don't know how to act 😅 when it comes down to guys i like
*Hawk Tuah*
SIR- 🥵
Him: Starts to drink and making excuses to do so.
Me: Picking up my books and leaving. "Sorry, Prof, but now I'm feeling uncomfortable with your drinking during what I deem is professional time. Also, I have a huge crush on you, but I'm thinking I need to now drop your class and get my credit elsewhere. Bye and thanks."
🎉🎉🎉🎉
Part 2?!🥹