"Maybe i did view her as less of a person with wants, ideas and feelings and more as the concept or idea of a girlfriend, something that exists to cure my woes and give me self-actualization and the happy-ever-after, an idea societally branded on me that i should strive to obtain trapping her in a relationship that, at best, would see one of us move on when we realized we don't suit each other and, at worst, would trap her for the rest of her life with someone who doesn't truly apreciare her, preying on her desperation to rob her self-actualization and ability to find someone who she does apreciate." -Hollow Knight (little ghost): Poet, philosopher, unfeeling container of eldrich substance and women respecter.
my body is a *CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(myfynger)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(whyamishowingdedicationtothis)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(whyamidoingthis)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(DontGiveThisLikes)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*
-Hey, dude, how are you doing? -Pretty good actually. I’m not stuck lamenting my inevitable death now. -Oh wow, nice! How did you do that? -I killed god
I love that I've gotten like, 3 comments about pale king all referencing 3 different southern video game murder men. I'm glad I'm forwarding this trope!
@@GraveyardMedia Shade lorde: What can I do for you Great Pale King? PK: I NEED AH VESSEL TA CLOBBAH DAT DERE RAIDIENCE! SL: thats what we do best at abyssal E! Guards: Better get that with the saw-blades free!
I feel like Team Cherry's design philosophy changed a bit over the new content releases. It used to be, "Don't worry if you can't beat NKG, you can still get 106% completion by banishing the Grimm Troupe." Now it's, "Oh... you thought these new bosses were too hard? Well how about beating them all in a row?! WITHOUT CHARMS, AND REDUCED DAMAGE, AND 4 HEALTH, AND REDUCED SOUL STORAGE!!!"
Wait! Is breda gone forever? Is she coming back? Where did she went? I can't leave her alone, the world is dangerous out there! She must be protected! At all cost! NO MATTER WHAT OR WHO WILL BE SACRIFICED WE MUST PROTECT HER! NO COST TOO GREAT! ... ... ... ... Jeez, I am starting to sound more and more like my old man.
There is only 1 thing I don't like about the Sisters of Battle fight... The fact that you can kill one of them and then remain with 2. The fight is so good while all 3 of them are active and it feels so slow once you kill one of them. I wish that they all had a shared HP pool that is as big as all 3 of their hp pools together.
It's unreal how much I love your work. Like Holy Fuck all you videos are amazing with such great lines and it never ceases to amaze me the amount of joy you bring me.
Can anyone tell me what game The Librarian boss comes from because I looked up space Area 13 and it didn't look anything like the game I saw the librarian in.
The meme that you created with Hornet has stuck with me so much that I edited Hornet's theme song into My Body is a Cage. Also I think she's into you man, hence every single time you talk to her shit happens.
*WAIT. YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU PLAYED KATANA ZERO AND DON'T HAVE A PLAYTHROUGH UP?!* I mean I understand I can acknowledge and appreciate that you put hella spoilers in there so that people would be willing to go forth and find out what's going on with this game, nice nice cool cool. But at the same time I do believe that even with the shortness of this game you could quite possibly make a one shot stint of it, at least until part two comes out. Still, thank ye for the content. Much appreciated.
You ARE zote. Think about it, you're not the one risking your life to save anyone, you're just sitting behind a computer screen pretending, and saying you do all of these things. By defeating zote, you're defeating your own gamer machismo. It's fitting that neither one get's the girl. Things only have as much meaning as we prescribe them to.
I don't know how, but I managed to beat the pantheon of Hallownest on my first try after monthes of not playing the game (so it really wasn't my first try). Weirder still to this day I have never beaten the Absolute Radiance a second time.
The day has come my fellow vessels. We waited day and day and finally it's here.It might have cost us a long time of waiting,but... *No cost too great*
We shall rise with The Void and consume * E V E R Y T H I N G, B E E V E R Y T H I N G A N D C O N S U M E E V E R Y T H I N G. F O R W E A R E V O I D *
I'm pretty sure. When I did the Pantheon, I found that the Collector was the easiest boss ever when you could instakill them. If you're confident in the numbers, it is possible the Collector's spawns could have reduced HP.
“God is dead for we have killed him” was not an instruction manual
what do you mean it was not an instruction manual?
@@Saber23 it was a lament and then asking the question; wtf do we do now??
Not with that attitude!
@@GraveyardMedia :)
Le0 90 1 What instruction manual?
"Maybe i did view her as less of a person with wants, ideas and feelings and more as the concept or idea of a girlfriend, something that exists to cure my woes and give me self-actualization and the happy-ever-after, an idea societally branded on me that i should strive to obtain trapping her in a relationship that, at best, would see one of us move on when we realized we don't suit each other and, at worst, would trap her for the rest of her life with someone who doesn't truly apreciare her, preying on her desperation to rob her self-actualization and ability to find someone who she does apreciate."
-Hollow Knight (little ghost): Poet, philosopher, unfeeling container of eldrich substance and women respecter.
Well, I wouldn't say woman respecter as much as "Took a feminist philosophy class to try and get laid and then accidentally learned something"
GraveyardMedia thats a big brain
GraveyardMedia: loses to absolute radiance
Also GM: "my body is a cage..."
*music starts playing*
MY BODY IS A
*CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!*
His body is a cage cuz he contains the infection
God r/woosh
@@RimuruT3npesuto ok boomer
“So maybe I’ll be better at Hornet Knight.”
Hornet Knight
Hollow Song
@@shaggyleaf
Silk Knight
Hollow Song
@@PurrrTedi
Knight Song
Silk Hollow
Knight hollow
Silk song
PharNest
HallowLoom
Ghost: Hey Hornet I love the fact that you get a chance to become better and have a great adventure
Hornet: *MY BODY IS A CAGE INTENSIFIES*
Pale king: vessel 6185179, hey.
Ghost: what
Pale king: NO VOICE TO CRY SUFFERING OR I WILL THROW YOU BACK INTO THE ABYSS
my body is a
*CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(myfynger)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(whyamishowingdedicationtothis)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(whyamidoingthis)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(DontGiveThisLikes)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*
@@corvidmalware You Must And I Will.
Gravey: (Finally gives affection of some kind to Hornet)
Hornet: M Y B O D Y I S A C A G E--
-Hey, dude, how are you doing?
-Pretty good actually. I’m not stuck lamenting my inevitable death now.
-Oh wow, nice! How did you do that?
-I killed god
I WILL RETURN IN SILKSONG STRONGER THAN YOU CAN EVEN IMAGINE this time instead of 3 bullets of hell I will have 5
Primal Aspid BEGONE FIEND
Then you’re a Grimmkin Nightmare
Lucky me, you don't take 2 masks.
@@computer_dude not yet
@@primalaspid8561 That "yet' scares me.
0:39
Your jorney had only one task, only one quest.
To free our Hollow Knight from his duty.
You need to take the next shift
@@kesthetrashman3090
Yes and no...
What is the thurth? How did the tale of Hallownest ended?
Maybe we will know someday, maybe not...
@@XIIthehangedmanXII the knight took the night shift at Dominoes, thats it
@@XIIthehangedmanXII
That is the point my man, you decide what will be the fate of Hallownest
Amen.
Hornet: My body is a- *NOSK*
Please don't summon moonlord
*Foolish peasant, you cannot cut down me!*
Primal Aspid FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
How are you even that hard? Just use the soul catcher charm and you give enough to heal what you did.
Everywhere I look, I see his face.
꧁༺Drakath Fenrier༻꧂ you’re missing the point. Primal Aspids aren’t hard they’re just annoying.
I see only primal aspid at night
Please don't tell me I'm the only person that died to No Eyes in the pantheon.
PLEASE!
Does it count if a ghost hit me and it kicked me to a spinny wall like three times?
I died to to Gorb once.
@@87andRisetmntfan same
Novics ink
Gorb’s background music is engrained in my memory...
If you can even call it music...
Dude, No Eyes is in my mind one of the hardest bosses. You're fine.
"Starting to realize that my life is just a super edgy version of Hamlet."
I laughed WAY harder than I should have.
“Let the kingdom die, or Let the kingdom die over time.”
AHA! BUT THERE WAS A THIRD OPTION! IT IS...
Kill the kingdom
You can save the kingdom and restore it by killing Radiance
Famous last words
“Do I just fight a harder radiance?” -Graveyard media 2019
ABS RAD compared to regular RAD is like whats the first colusseum trial to trail of the Fool
Abs Rad is just Radiance on 10 liters of Red Bull.
False knight to failed champion
Crystal guardian to traitor lord
Fortnite to Minecraft
dirtmouth to path of pain
YES I WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS PAINFULL VIDEO
GraveyardMedia: This timer is to show how fast we beat Absolute Radiance
Absolute Radiance: *YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL*
I didn't know that The Pale King was secretly Director Leonard Church
Play it again F.I.L.S.S.
Pale king was channelling Arcturus Mengsk something fierce there...
I love that I've gotten like, 3 comments about pale king all referencing 3 different southern video game murder men. I'm glad I'm forwarding this trope!
@@GraveyardMedia Shade lorde: What can I do for you Great Pale King?
PK: I NEED AH VESSEL TA CLOBBAH DAT DERE RAIDIENCE!
SL: thats what we do best at abyssal E!
Guards: Better get that with the saw-blades free!
@@masonjones7777 This is wonderful.
@@GraveyardMedia I heard southern, video game, and man, the three combined reminded me of one of the best intros to anime to ever exist
3:18 ITEM OBTAINED:
Item name: *Existential anxiety.*
Graveyard media. More like, cemetery community.
More like BORE Ragnarok
Amirite?
More like BORE Ragnarok amirite? More like Bore Ragnarok
Yeah
More like morgue mandom
StreamerGuy27 is cool and relatable among all the doomer kids
Also releatable to www.reddit.com/r/collapse/
The fact that you blend jokes and real talk so seamlessly in one video is simply amazing
All three of the mantis sisters : stand up
Media : and it is my time. My time to arise
I feel like Team Cherry's design philosophy changed a bit over the new content releases.
It used to be, "Don't worry if you can't beat NKG, you can still get 106% completion by banishing the Grimm Troupe."
Now it's, "Oh... you thought these new bosses were too hard? Well how about beating them all in a row?! WITHOUT CHARMS, AND REDUCED DAMAGE, AND 4 HEALTH, AND REDUCED SOUL STORAGE!!!"
"Overcoming Existential Nihilism by cutting down god"
*fights zote*
The fact that Zote is after Markorth really fuels my rage.
Wait!
Is breda gone forever?
Is she coming back?
Where did she went?
I can't leave her alone, the world is dangerous out there!
She must be protected!
At all cost!
NO MATTER WHAT OR WHO WILL BE SACRIFICED WE MUST PROTECT HER!
NO COST TOO GREAT!
...
...
...
...
Jeez, I am starting to sound more and more like my old man.
bretta*
Yes
She isnt coming back
She went to a cliff i think
There is only 1 thing I don't like about the Sisters of Battle fight... The fact that you can kill one of them and then remain with 2. The fight is so good while all 3 of them are active and it feels so slow once you kill one of them. I wish that they all had a shared HP pool that is as big as all 3 of their hp pools together.
StromStrike thats fone, but there would be no indication if you are making progress.
Same, but by the time you kill one, the other two usually only last 1-4 nail strikes anyways
(btw hornet is the only one of the hollow knights siblings that HAS a gender. the rest do not)
Yeah hornet is male unlike all of the others
@@user-AAAA978 wooosh
@@user-AAAA978 i think the correct term is, spiderman
auston last name weaverwoman
btw r/whoosh or not I was serious
I was perfectly fine before this video
*now I have a case of existential nihilism*
PLEASE SIR, NEVER END THIS SERIES, HANDS DOWN THE BEST THING ON TH-cam, SUBBED, LIKED, 10/10 CONTENT YESPLEASE
A lot of pain was made to make this video.
That just makes it even better.
you are an amazing story teller
aww thanks!
It's unreal how much I love your work. Like Holy Fuck all you videos are amazing with such great lines and it never ceases to amaze me the amount of joy you bring me.
Awwwww! Thank you!
14:50 "My immortal" references are strong with this one
I've probably read my immortal more times that any other piece of literature and I have NO regrets
A visual and auditory treat! And a reminder for me never to get too cocky with this game, for it will destroy me down to my very atoms.
I love the subtle “I am Gorb!” he added in!
_I've been waiting for this._
_And it is as glorious as I had pictured it._
3:16 Watch this. You can pinpoint the second where his heart rips in half.
Congrats for actually getting to absolute radiance! I only ever made it to the pure vessel like once
Does this game ever get old for you? Cause it doesn't for me--
Sometimes a little, but never entirely. There's a lot to love in this game and the game ain't shy about showing it off!
Sometimes but im still playing it
"The Dark Fuck Squad"
Never have I heard a joke so stupid, yet so funny.
"After that you gotta fight the economic instability, plaguing your tourist haven island nation. Now you gotta smack Sly's ass."
- GraveyardMedia
Radiance was actually good trying to cleanse the world of... this.
6:00 Yeah that.
They both wanted to cleanse the world of the other one. Unfortunately both their plans included a looooot of people dying.
GraveyardMedia Hello would consider converting to infenctionism? No convert to palish!
Or you could just... practice Absolute Radiance in the Hall of Gods. Worked for me.
It also worked for me, but it was also absolutely soul-crushing until I finally beat the Pantheon of Hallownest
"MY BODY IS A CAGE!!!"
Alternate title:
*Killing god because your girlfriend dissapeared into the void*
I know of your pain,but stay strong,and stay Hollow
:3
Even though it's been a while since you've done hollow knight content but I really enjoy it, thanks for the effort put in!!
What about the Eternal Ordeal? Did Graveyard "beat" that?
Oh god
The end.
Total number of My Body is a Cages:
3
1
1
1
1
Total: 7
The joke with winged Nosk had me in fucking tears oh my *god*
"mY bOdY iS a *CAGE* "
*Ten candle flashbacks ensue* me: *violently rocking back and forth* four masks of damage is BS.
"Strength and heart are the best charms"
Wayward Compass : *Am I a joke to you*
12:17 HE DRANK THE BATHWATER
The heat-death of the universe doesn’t remove particles
...shit you rite.
GraveyardMedia it will just kil the radiance because all light will be gone
Can anyone tell me what game The Librarian boss comes from because I looked up space Area 13 and it didn't look anything like the game I saw the librarian in.
This video has the single best playthrough title I’ve ever seen
The meme that you created with Hornet has stuck with me so much that I edited Hornet's theme song into My Body is a Cage.
Also I think she's into you man, hence every single time you talk to her shit happens.
She's the protagonist's half-sister.
@@blarg2429 Ik. That's what makes this joke all the more bizarre yet funny.
@@boid9761 Well, a lot of people either don't know or refuse to admit it, so yeah.
The fact you made Freeman’s mind but with hollow night is amazing
Thank you for this sneak preview of what I'm already doing for the rest of my life.
15:01 this part actually warmed my heart
if this is truly the last one, thank you for you entertaining and funny content
Finally! Waited forever for this. Great vid btw
For some reason, I couldn't get past Pure Vessel for such a long time because I convinced myself he was easy
He BANISHED the Grimm troupe...
“Kill them all, and make a lake of their blood”
Sorry, is this Hollow Knight, or Fire Emblem: Three Houses Azure Moon route?
>calls the pc "Hollow Knight"
Graveyard please you're better than this
We all know that PC is named ghost
@@vidigrelittle ghost
I just now learned that the MC has a different name.
It's not Hollow Knight it's Hollow Knight's monster!
after the og hollow knight died the pc turned into hollow knight.... right?
These videos are golden, bro! Keep them up!
Thanks graveyardmedia for the content, I hope you can have fun with future content.... and maybe make another meme video of this
I want to see a lot of my body is a cage jokes in Silksong, I love that joke
Reasons to live: new video by GraveyardMedia
Wait, was I supposed to use unbreakable strength to beat Nightmare King Grimm? That explains how hard it was.
Don’t worry, it’s hard anyway
*WAIT. YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU PLAYED KATANA ZERO AND DON'T HAVE A PLAYTHROUGH UP?!*
I mean I understand I can acknowledge and appreciate that you put hella spoilers in there so that people would be willing to go forth and find out what's going on with this game, nice nice cool cool. But at the same time I do believe that even with the shortness of this game you could quite possibly make a one shot stint of it, at least until part two comes out.
Still, thank ye for the content. Much appreciated.
I made a video like this for it a lil while ago!
GraveyardMedia
Okay then I'm probably a dummins and missed it.
I appreciate the reply!
I love your vids so much, great job man!
Thank!
No, this has been going for 3 years and you think you have a choice in giving up
Wow I'm early! Great video owo
Also oml you have the same spider plush AAAAAAA
I love him
14:21 Best part, hands down
F*ck those devil spawns!!!
WOW GRAVERYARDMEDIA ANSWERED MY CALL!
Man, I hate having to fight kitchen spider, he has wayward compass and the carefree melody combined.
Wow hornet is really supportive of your decisions!
Weird how that music plays each time though...
You ARE zote. Think about it, you're not the one risking your life to save anyone, you're just sitting behind a computer screen pretending, and saying you do all of these things. By defeating zote, you're defeating your own gamer machismo. It's fitting that neither one get's the girl. Things only have as much meaning as we prescribe them to.
Please at least do one more video beating radiance? I love these so much and they’re the light of my life in the hollow knight community!
*_MY BODY IS A CAGE_*
Hornet is your sibling dude.
She isn’t made of void she isn’t the knight sibling
Pst, her father is Pale King, who is your father too. So, yeah, she is your half-sister.
Scuse me...pardon me...yeah uhm, in the name of all of those that love your videos may k make a humble request?
*clears throat*
PLEZ MOAR!!!
Little Boi is so OP he goes into another game.
now the canon voice for the kight is this voice. ( even if vessels aren't supposed to have voices anyway )
I don't know how, but I managed to beat the pantheon of Hallownest on my first try after monthes of not playing the game (so it really wasn't my first try). Weirder still to this day I have never beaten the Absolute Radiance a second time.
The day has come my fellow vessels.
We waited day and day and finally it's here.It might have cost us a long time of waiting,but...
*No cost too great*
We shall rise with The Void and consume * E V E R Y T H I N G,
B E E V E R Y T H I N G A N D C O N S U M E E V E R Y T H I N G. F O R
W E
A R E
V O I D *
What site is that?
I think the {.}Was a typo and was just a coincidence
@@temmie0119 *ding ding ding* We got ourselves a winner!
is that the blade runner 2049 soundtrack at 6:18 omfg. graveyard really just wants to be interlinked in this video
A tall white fountain played
(Put two other references to it in the video. One is kinda subtle, the other one is way less so!)
How do kill primal aspid in 1 the maxed out nail and unbreakable strength falls shy of 1hko
You sure you have the Pure Nail? Works for me.
@@WindHero well i have nail upgraded all the way and the primal aspid has 35 hp but nail plus unbreakable hit 31 u sure u ohko it
I'm pretty sure. When I did the Pantheon, I found that the Collector was the easiest boss ever when you could instakill them. If you're confident in the numbers, it is possible the Collector's spawns could have reduced HP.
@@WindHero after rewarching the video i see he hits it twice idk why i thought he only hit it once
Quick Slash be like that sometimes.
Is... Is that a reference to My Immortal? In the year of what the hell 2020?
why did I start dying at 12:17
Only hollow knight players have been getting murdered by a boss and said: "this is amazing."
*HOLD THE HECK UP!*
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT *MY BODY IS A CAGE HAS BEEN PLAYING FROM HORNET THIS WHOLE TIME* AND *NOT YOU?!*
*WHAT THE FUCK.*
Absolute Radiance glows so much I can barely see where the Light Orbs are coming from.
No, the best charm is wayward compass.