Daz Watches Men Pay $500 To Date Me

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  • @britishjoseph631
    @britishjoseph631 ปีที่แล้ว +4472

    My guy just brought up he is 6% Scottish, and proceeded to offend the entire nation

    • @rivalthegrey7.562
      @rivalthegrey7.562 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      That’s why I lose my Faith in Americans

    • @sonniesiekbert5694
      @sonniesiekbert5694 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      ​@@rivalthegrey7.562same I'm American but tbh I feel the same way about my country if I'm being honest💯💯💯💯

    • @rivalthegrey7.562
      @rivalthegrey7.562 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@silvamarcelo4559 bro is your context better too. You said the same thing about three times in different comments without elaboration

    • @sheyenneschultz08
      @sheyenneschultz08 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I kept on thinking “yeah but there is still 94% of you thats not” 😂😂

    • @optimised120
      @optimised120 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@rivalthegrey7.562He’s British.

  • @stream_virtue0742
    @stream_virtue0742 ปีที่แล้ว +2371

    Congratulations on your engagement Daz. This deserves a TEA PARTY.

    • @joannefernie8982
      @joannefernie8982 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Or a cuppa tea 🍵

    • @GoAndrewKuiken
      @GoAndrewKuiken ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *in vibrato* TIME FOR A TEA PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @marionmichaels5801
      @marionmichaels5801 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ☕🍵dont forget a teaspoon of honey🍯🍯🍯😊😊

    • @Shoehuaa
      @Shoehuaa ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ☕️

    • @Lilysvid
      @Lilysvid ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🍵

  • @tori6234
    @tori6234 ปีที่แล้ว +854

    2:57- Daz's aggressive: "JUST FOR A STRAP" has me on the floor

    • @stefans12
      @stefans12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      stop these on the floor comments. they are annoying af

    • @silvacado
      @silvacado ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@stefans12 literally just scroll

    • @BobBob-sc6hr
      @BobBob-sc6hr ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@stefans12this comment has me on the floor

    • @nolife097
      @nolife097 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@stefans12bro's a ceiling gang

    • @moonyxxstars
      @moonyxxstars ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@stefans12on the floor by jennifer lopez

  • @alyssaglick8734
    @alyssaglick8734 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    i love how he ended up judging the guy harder than the girl 😂😂

  • @mkchristner
    @mkchristner ปีที่แล้ว +765

    Nick: “I’m a dog trainer.” 🐩
    Daz: “and this one you can’t train.” 😂

    • @that-one3408
      @that-one3408 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chooo chooooooooo 🚂🚋🚋🚋🚋

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Daz 😂

  • @bridgettekeepence8663
    @bridgettekeepence8663 ปีที่แล้ว +2540

    Never fails to make me laugh like my kidneys are about to burst 😂
    edit: Didn't think this would get that many likes god damn- thanks

  • @kbrockin417
    @kbrockin417 ปีที่แล้ว +6517

    Daz isn’t pregnant but he never fails to deliver

    • @Thilaro__
      @Thilaro__ ปีที่แล้ว +79

      🤖🤖🤖🤖

    • @sonniesiekbert5694
      @sonniesiekbert5694 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      💀💀💀💀

    • @edenstarose2506
      @edenstarose2506 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      this comment deserves to be pinned omg!

    • @Fredbear_plush_show
      @Fredbear_plush_show ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@Thilaro__a bot isn’t smart enough, give credit where credit is due🤷‍♂️

    • @Thilaro__
      @Thilaro__ ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Fredbear_plush_show 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

  • @doodlerr
    @doodlerr ปีที่แล้ว +4918

    you know it’s gonna be good when it’s daz

  • @buggo.
    @buggo. ปีที่แล้ว +143

    When he was speaking Spanish he ended every sentence with “güey”(wey) which basically means bro or dude in Mexican Spanish which is most likely what he’s learning.
    “I wanna dance with you bro” lmao

    • @totallytiktok4230
      @totallytiktok4230 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      "every part of you is delicious bro"

    • @MaritaVG69
      @MaritaVG69 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Yeah and what he told her is actually not what he said. The first part sounded like “Báilame en el tico guey.” Now I’m not sure if “tico” means something different in Mexican slang, but in regular Spanish it’s a term used for a native Costa Rican. So he literally said “Dance for me on my Costa Rican, bro.” And the second part was “Asi todo Rico, guey.” Which literally translates to “That way everything’s delicious, bro.”
      As you can see that statement makes no damn sense and it’s certainly not what he thinks he said to her.

    • @buggo.
      @buggo. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MaritaVG69 as far as I know tico means the same thing in Mexico. The second sentence I can see being rapper slang for “everything’s great” but yeah he has no idea what he’s saying

    • @olilikesleovaldez
      @olilikesleovaldez หลายเดือนก่อน

      lmao yeah and personally i couldn’t understand a word he said, coming from a chilean 💀🙏

  • @Citkat304
    @Citkat304 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    “I just hate when men act superior, it makes me wanna d!e” Daz is always so relatable😂

    • @zedwalker
      @zedwalker ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂

  • @hauwasagoodcharacter2557
    @hauwasagoodcharacter2557 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    At last. The return of Linda. Now all we need is the air can again

    • @jessicaconner1242
      @jessicaconner1242 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes

    • @Sillygoose_24
      @Sillygoose_24 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yesssss

    • @JaxDax
      @JaxDax 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Aw man I forgot how much I miss that!

  • @charley8787
    @charley8787 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    'It just makes me want to die' - Relatable Daz. Toxic masculinity sucks 😭✨

    • @joannefernie8982
      @joannefernie8982 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yeah, her date came over as a clear cut narcissist 😮

    • @ssujica
      @ssujica ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's not just that, it's also toxic femininity and the how most of this generation's modern woman have fallen, also simping

    • @RoxyCook-f7k
      @RoxyCook-f7k ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed 100%

  • @CharmingCinderellaMice
    @CharmingCinderellaMice ปีที่แล้ว +369

    I appreciate that Daz isn't judgmental but can express his opinion respectively. That's so important and special because so many people are oversensitive and you can get canceled in a heartbeat, yet he skims the line perfectly. Love this guy.

    • @ShockingPikachu
      @ShockingPikachu ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Every time he was unsure of something he has asked and improved his views. It's refreshing to have people like that

    • @Alonepistachio
      @Alonepistachio ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Im so confused tho when did becoming an escort didn’t deserve a bit of shame? Like you have to accept that every job comes with ups and down. So to me its very entitled to say I want to do whatever I want but I don’t want people to judge what I do? Yeah no Im gonna judge.

    • @cattherat-ss4kv
      @cattherat-ss4kv ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Alonepistachio 'it's entitled to say people shouldn't be assholes over something that doesn't affect them in the slightest'

    • @Alonepistachio
      @Alonepistachio ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cattherat-ss4kv lol it’s incredibly entitled to think your actions are not gonna be judged. I’m never gonna look at an escort like i would a doctor, would you? If you chose to make easy money you can’t complain that these jobs comes with judgment. Just like I would judge a drug dealer, corn star or any job that is considered “easy money“. To pretend like being a sugar baby is a legitimate career is an insult to anyone who studied and try to bring something to society beyond spoiling themselves. If you choose easy money its easy for people to judge

    • @Alonepistachio
      @Alonepistachio ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cattherat-ss4kv to pretend like people shouldn’t judge is ridiculous, we just shouldn’t judge things that people have no control over like their race gender etc but if you want to date men for money… thats called a hooker, and it might be a job but its not a prestigious one. I don’t like people trying to manipulate language. Just like I will continue to call pedos pedos and not MAP or whoever they try to make it like an actual sexual orientation and not something that is sick. If you go on dates for money that is simply called prostitution. I haven’t met many quality guy would would actually date a hooker and would actually marry her. If you degrade yourself you can’t ask for respect. Respect is earned.

  • @-laila_was_here-
    @-laila_was_here- ปีที่แล้ว +15

    8:49 “I’m 6% don’t give a shit” 😭😭😭😭 OMG IM DIEING

  • @belle-bear6126
    @belle-bear6126 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    12:59 I love how Daz has women's intuition sometimes lmao. Like he notices all the little things that make me feel paranoid for noticing cause most guys don't notice them. This guy I feel might be an exception but still

  • @anonymousplayer3002
    @anonymousplayer3002 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    I had a mouth full of milkshake and then I heard “my shit smells like roses”. I almost spat my drink out of laughter.

    • @joannefernie8982
      @joannefernie8982 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, I've spat that much tea 😊

    • @mosiacsoml
      @mosiacsoml ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was eating spicy ramen and almost choked on my noodles (a milkshake sounds sooo good though!!)

  • @inexplicable999
    @inexplicable999 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    2:55
    “Just for a STRAAAP” this had me in stitches also the little laugh/groan/cringe cry….😂🙌🏻🔥

    • @HolyFreakinDragonSlayer
      @HolyFreakinDragonSlayer ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't know if you realised it but you made a great pun there.. stitches.. bag 😆 good work 👏

    • @inexplicable999
      @inexplicable999 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@HolyFreakinDragonSlayer oh damn I didn’t realise no! 💀😄😂😂 thanks anyway

    • @HolyFreakinDragonSlayer
      @HolyFreakinDragonSlayer ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@inexplicable999 was quite clever 👏 😃

    • @inexplicable999
      @inexplicable999 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@HolyFreakinDragonSlayer haha

  • @burgerpowder8
    @burgerpowder8 ปีที่แล้ว +1375

    lets be for real. if daz was charging people to date him for $500, there would be a very long queue

    • @stephenogden6219
      @stephenogden6219 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      weird but very true XD

    • @MushroomSoups
      @MushroomSoups ปีที่แล้ว +4

    • @milaniabritton
      @milaniabritton ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i would do it for 10k💀

    • @rosiemj21
      @rosiemj21 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “Date me and But you have to pay for me.”
      Daz says joking around.
      All of the comment section praises him and donates the money 💰.
      Daz posts something on the community tab…
      “Thanks for the donation on my recent video but… that was a joke.” One by one, he looses his fans.

    • @elenamoriano231
      @elenamoriano231 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He would definitely become the richest man alive

  • @adviiqq
    @adviiqq ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I KID YOU NOT MY IPAD DIED EXACTLY WHEN HE SAYS "they have to be covered in fur" AND I DIED EXACTLY LIKE MY IPAD DID FROM LAUGHING

    • @D0llie-Bind1
      @D0llie-Bind1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      NAHH😭

  • @Cyra_The_Jedi
    @Cyra_The_Jedi ปีที่แล้ว +62

    “Just 3D print a girlfriend” I’m done. You’ve cracked me 😭😭

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam ปีที่แล้ว +672

    Daz's reactions are gold, imagine paying money just for a temporary date

    • @philosophy_bot4171
      @philosophy_bot4171 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
      "The struggle itself towards the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy"
      ~ Albert Camus

    • @DDBaby03
      @DDBaby03 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Basically the plot of “rent a girlfriend”

    • @heartz4u..
      @heartz4u.. ปีที่แล้ว

      HOW ARE H U IN EVERY COMMENT SECTION

    • @rose-yeah
      @rose-yeah ปีที่แล้ว

      Unfortunately some people are lonely

  • @c4ry5ev4n5
    @c4ry5ev4n5 ปีที่แล้ว +2622

    honestly, we all know Daz could pull off being a sugar baby. lets be real

  • @aquaslegacy2316
    @aquaslegacy2316 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    This man never fails to make me laugh LOL

  • @jessypash9599
    @jessypash9599 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I’ve been following Daz since Vine (I was 14 when I saw his vine of the impatient spider) and now I’m 23 still watching him and still loving all his videos. He is one of those people that hasn’t let the money or “fame” change him. He is a genuine guy and I will forever and always support him.

  • @abbiolson8227
    @abbiolson8227 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The rich snob laugh killed me but the "my shit smells like roses" brought me me back to life 😂

  • @tori6234
    @tori6234 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I CANT WITH THE 13:06 :"SAY THAT AGAIN MR. DHAMER"

  • @Sailas707
    @Sailas707 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Not the dude she’s going on a date with referring to his dogs as sugar babies 💀. Love your videos daz!!

    • @skylarcooke9963
      @skylarcooke9963 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeahh I caught that too, but that guy really should’ve explained it to the girl💀. It sounds so weird without context

    • @elegantdisarray
      @elegantdisarray 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Omg, thank you. I really didn't get it. That was a terrible joke 😂

    • @Sailas707
      @Sailas707 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@elegantdisarray Np

  • @Em45567
    @Em45567 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    9:06 it’s always the Americans 😭😭 they be like…..“I’m Italian” and yet they’re only 1% 💀

  • @lozzaskit
    @lozzaskit ปีที่แล้ว +21

    when he brought up his fiancé and was smiling, that is adorable hahah! congrats!

  • @peterkey2186
    @peterkey2186 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    You know.. I can actually never have a good day without my daily dose of Daz black.

  • @_soggy_cornflakes_3825
    @_soggy_cornflakes_3825 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    I can't believe she completely glossed over the fact that he likes girls covered in fur 🤨

    • @Ellelove2005
      @Ellelove2005 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I think he was meaning dogs, since he’s a dog trainer

    • @kyntyr5474
      @kyntyr5474 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@Ellelove2005Yh I’m pretty sure he was trying to make a joke.

    • @pannajohns5255
      @pannajohns5255 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@kyntyr5474 At least he wouldn't be fussy over a girl not shaving, yay? 😭

    • @leenloweiti1411
      @leenloweiti1411 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mlp

    • @leenloweiti1411
      @leenloweiti1411 ปีที่แล้ว

      . Pp pp.p

  • @maxwilliams2669
    @maxwilliams2669 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    The side rants need a shorts series. They're gold

    • @tricia9149
      @tricia9149 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg yes😂❤️

  • @shaun3276
    @shaun3276 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Even Kylie Jenner changed herself to look like Kylie Jenner 😂

  • @adviiqq
    @adviiqq ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “mY sHiT sMeLlS lIkE rOsEss🌹” DYINGG

  • @Karissa100
    @Karissa100 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Dear Daz, if you see this I wanted to let you know how proud of you I am! I started watching you YEARS ago & you forever stuck in my lil ol heart! You’re humor, your positivity, all over just you being a good person needs to be thanked! You’re rare & very loved by your family here on TH-cam! Thank you for always giving us content & your hard work! You deserve every nice thing you have you worked so damn hard for it.

    • @joannefernie8982
      @joannefernie8982 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I've just been introduced by my son & Daz is now a daily tonic. Everyone should laugh every day! 😅😅

  • @kierancampire
    @kierancampire ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Daz I sorta have no one in my life now, I've been alone for a while, just people slowly dropping since high school. But as you mentioned it, I can confirm, one of the worst times I felt about myself was when anyone in my life was paid to be. I was homeless and in supported accommodation, homeless shelter basically, and we had support workers, I also paid to see a therapist. These were the only people who spoke to me, like you said, it was people just paid to keep me company, they weren't really there for me, they were there for the money, every interaction felt transactional, it was depressing. Even still, it surprisingly hurt a lot when all of them disappeared the moment the money was gone, that probably hurt more in fact. You are not living a happy life if you have to pay everyone to be in it, because as you said, you are alone

  • @AcidOnTheStreet
    @AcidOnTheStreet ปีที่แล้ว +7

    One thing I appreciate with daz he is still the same, not changing cause of more fame or subscribers. I see him as an internetbrother with humour and a great mind.

  • @ceryscarr2354
    @ceryscarr2354 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    They have something called “rent a girlfriend” in Japan where you pay to rent a robot girlfriend for so many hours 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jamille101
      @jamille101 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The fact that this is real and they made an anime/manga about it is also crazy

    • @Z_van_reyt
      @Z_van_reyt ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can even pay for a rl girl to hang out with for a day

  • @theenigma2861
    @theenigma2861 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    10:33 "this is the city for that for sure"
    Listen to that with your eyes closed and tell me he doesnt sound like Patrick Bateman.

  • @Heavenlyfather736
    @Heavenlyfather736 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Linda will forever make me laugh, no matter what

  • @hughdncy
    @hughdncy ปีที่แล้ว +85

    How real and filled with humour this gentleman is...Daz is a daily hero for us❤

    • @tricia9149
      @tricia9149 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So true ❤️

  • @twosdaybear
    @twosdaybear ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Honestly as much as you can judge this woman (or anyone who does this kind of work), if I was in a position where I was hot enough and single I would totally accept $500 to basically be arm candy! Get ya bag and all that

    • @Monicalia
      @Monicalia ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I mean, yeah...as long as there's no sex involved and it's just chilling with someone, I'd do that too. I feel like it's very frowned upon because everyone believes that sex is ALWAYS involved, but that's not the case.

    • @mastermangouste5425
      @mastermangouste5425 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just feel like you'd have to spend your days boosting white supremasists' ego and I think I'd throw up at some point XD
      I bet these people are the worst and you have to pretend you like them ew

    • @a.r.mproductions5616
      @a.r.mproductions5616 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Monicaliawhere do you even apply for this? 😂

    • @ericsandrade
      @ericsandrade ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Monicaliapeople look down upon it even with no sex involved. It’s not really a very helpful or productive job to society to be payed to stroke old rich men’s egos.

    • @jauntycommander1065
      @jauntycommander1065 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eventually, sex becomes involved. No man is investing his money, no matter how much he has, and getting nothing but the pleasure of their company. Maybe not the first few “dates” but eventually

  • @tatyannaurquhart7654
    @tatyannaurquhart7654 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    i died laughing when Daz thought the guy was talking about people in fur but he meant his sugarbabies were dogs😂😂

  • @AnnaJohnson-oo7yf
    @AnnaJohnson-oo7yf ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “They have to be covered in fur.”
    Daz: 😶😐
    FUCKING KILLED ME!!😂😂

  • @loganwilson8688
    @loganwilson8688 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Bro the second hand embarrassment is at an all time high rn😂

  • @GrimGrump
    @GrimGrump ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I have to agree with every take Daz had in this video! Personally I’ve thought about trying out OF whenever I was having financial difficulties, but the thought of people who I know potentially seeing me naked, and vulnerable like that terrifies me😅 I also started to think about how monetizing my intimate parts of life would potentially take the pleasure out of it. That’s how I knew I couldn’t try that route, I do however say kudos to those who can healthily do this lifestyle🤙🏽

    • @elenawilliams32
      @elenawilliams32 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The average OF model only makes 180 per month. It's only the top 1% that makes mega cash. Your intimate photos are there forever. Your future kids can look at them, so can your partners family, co workers etc... All for 180.🚩

    • @mariembenks7919
      @mariembenks7919 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good for you , whatever happens in ur life don't choose this path there's always another job or solution you can go for

    • @GrimGrump
      @GrimGrump ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elenawilliams32 oh I don’t plan on having kids, it’s more like always being paranoid about who has seen me and who hasn’t lmao

    • @GrimGrump
      @GrimGrump ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mariembenks7919 for sure, soooo many different jobs out there that no one thinks about!

  • @DrWiki-po1hk
    @DrWiki-po1hk ปีที่แล้ว +303

    It's hilarious that men are willing to do anything for women except get a likable personality.

  • @PigeonFace4Life
    @PigeonFace4Life ปีที่แล้ว +5

    19:49 it’s canon that Daz stays down there in the abyss of his office when he’s not on TH-cam and then pops back up everytime he uploads

  • @kaliaphilabaum3797
    @kaliaphilabaum3797 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    the way she looks NOTHING like kylie jenner😭😭

  • @LordAnti
    @LordAnti ปีที่แล้ว +41

    You overhearing a bad date at a diner would be an amazing skit!

  • @__412_3
    @__412_3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    8:12 "my s**t smells lile roses"

  • @happyplaces1065
    @happyplaces1065 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “Oh so you’re lying to me.
    I’LL PAY YOU DOUBLE!”

  • @jasminerc3240
    @jasminerc3240 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:07 THIS IS SENDING ME

  • @AccordingtoJexi
    @AccordingtoJexi ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What you said reminded me of something that happened while I was a server. This couple was on their very first date. I think it was even set up. Like these people didn't know each other at all. And they hit it off like I have never seen before. It was pretty empty in the restaurant that day and they were there for a pretty long time. We got to talk to each of them when we'd check in while the other was in the bathroom. It was the most fun thing to watch ever! They had both been so nervous at the beginning and it was so clear by the time they left that they would have some type of relationship moving forward. What you said at the end about sitting at a table next to them watching reminded me of that.

  • @oliviamaelovick
    @oliviamaelovick ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I’ll never get over Daz’s Louis Vuitton strap story 😂

  • @tobe3940
    @tobe3940 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Good vid! You got plenty of really young viewers and it helps a ton, believe me, for them to already get to know the signs of messed up narcissistic misogynistic controlling abusive men.

  • @stephs348
    @stephs348 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Forever favourite TH-camr. Honest, humble, kind, funny, wholesome, says it how it is kind of guy. Such a wonderful human being! Thank you for sharing yourself with all of us Daz. I'm so happy you found love, you both deserve true happiness. Forever blessed and grateful ❤

  • @thesusno6770
    @thesusno6770 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    just something I feel like sharing with this community: Growing up I was starved and so now I have a bad relationship with food.. I use to go many days at a time without eating because my body refused to get an apatite and when It did it would go away within a minute if I didn't get up right away (I still deal with this). I've learned that watching Daz makes my body get an apatite (i don't know why???) and it wont go away until I eat enough to be full. Watching Daz also helps me sleep (I deal with insomnia and meds don't help me very well) so now I'm eating noodles so I can get to bed since I stayed up to have a game date with my bf. lol; hope whoever reads this is having a good day/night!

  • @iwasNEVERhere567
    @iwasNEVERhere567 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Congratulations on your engagement Daz!! They are very lucky to have your sense of humor in their life!!

  • @clarawilson2778
    @clarawilson2778 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm genuinely so grateful for this video...I've been on the verge of a mental breakdown for hours and this made me feel so so much better. Stay dazzling as always Daz ❤

  • @Josh-Wolfer
    @Josh-Wolfer ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Daz never disappoints✋❤️

  • @_gabriella-
    @_gabriella- ปีที่แล้ว +16

    even the intro makes me laugh every time, when its daz u know ur laugh
    the way he said " i am a flump" lol
    8:13 to 8:19 LMAO

  • @kyleburford8734
    @kyleburford8734 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Daz- “I’m 6% don’t give a shit”😂

  • @carljohnston7527
    @carljohnston7527 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm ok with my carry-on being a freaking shopping bag!😂

  • @embracewithgrace8951
    @embracewithgrace8951 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Hi daz, I love your content it always makes me laugh and gets me through the day. Stay dazzling!

  • @alicorn_queen
    @alicorn_queen ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love daz watches so much 😭
    You will never fail at making me laugh

  • @tanks4lyfe509
    @tanks4lyfe509 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    12:10 daz that was one of the funniest laughs ever 😂 im weazing 😂

    • @tricia9149
      @tricia9149 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed his laugh is the best 😂❤️

  • @MaritaVG69
    @MaritaVG69 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The bit where he’s speaking Spanish:
    What he told her he said is actually not what he said. The first part sounded like “Báilame en el tico guey.” Now I’m not sure if “tico” means something different in Mexican slang, but in regular Spanish it’s a term used for a native Costa Rican. So he literally said “Dance for me on my Costa Rican, bro.” And the second part was “Asi todo Rico, guey.” Which literally translates to “That way everything’s delicious, bro.”
    As you can see that statement makes no damn sense and it’s certainly not what he thinks he said to her. 😂

  • @kampfkeks661
    @kampfkeks661 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I swear ur reactions to him are so funny laugh my ass off xD ur so right

  • @NikkiLouKhan92
    @NikkiLouKhan92 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Actually creasing "my shit smells like roses.." 🌹💩😂 then he comes out with "I'm 6% Scottish.." 🇫🇮🤣 straight up nearly spat out my tea 😅

    • @liaxrs
      @liaxrs ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that’s the flag of finland. scotland is 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @littlesanne-kb2ne
    @littlesanne-kb2ne ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I have been a sugarbaby as well but for me it was really about searching for a sincere connection with someone who could take a bit of the financial worries away. The type of girls that are sugarbabies differ so much, some are just looking for money and designer things and others are more real and down to earth. From my own experience the sugardaddies liked the down to earth girls more because the connection felt more sincere to them.

    • @angelahernandez5506
      @angelahernandez5506 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How do you get into that while being safe? My main concern for people is that they're safe

    • @littlesanne-kb2ne
      @littlesanne-kb2ne ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@angelahernandez5506 Well, you never really know you're safe but it is always smart to have your first couple meetings at a public place. Once you get to know someone you can go to a bit more private places to hang out. It really just depends on how you feel about the other person and how serious you are about it. It is also very important to have someone you trust know about your whereabouts and also have some pictures of the other person so that if something might happen someone knows where you are and who you are with.

  • @Stxp1d_p3rs0n
    @Stxp1d_p3rs0n ปีที่แล้ว +5

    18:46 pause it there daz's face funny for me I had a good laugh! Daz your expressions really do make me laugh you never fail!

  • @katie45
    @katie45 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:51 daz describing the ick 😭😭

  • @2psycho888
    @2psycho888 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "people would pay me 500 pounds to go away!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭 LIIINNNDDDAAA IM FUCKIN DEAD 💀😭
    "I like women covered in fur"
    "Say that again Mr Dhamer?" 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I haven't laughed this hard in a minute thank u Daz I really needed this!!!

  • @lanababy4855
    @lanababy4855 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Daz I’m here to tell you that your reenactment at 5:00 is very accurate lmao and men actually will date woman in this industry. I currently live with a couple now like this

    • @callum5208
      @callum5208 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Date won't marry

  • @Jackie-mc5yr
    @Jackie-mc5yr ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Daz you never fail to get a laugh out of me lol

    • @sonniesiekbert5694
      @sonniesiekbert5694 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr❤️

    • @MrComfysleep
      @MrComfysleep ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@sonniesiekbert5694A thousand plus comments
      You've commented over a THOUSAND times on Daz's channel
      Teach me your ways

    • @MrComfysleep
      @MrComfysleep ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@sonniesiekbert5694also, happy birthday to you

  • @Chapter_1997
    @Chapter_1997 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I went on vacation a couple months ago. I didn't want to pay for a checked bag, so I packed light and put it all in a school-sized backpack. It weighed 13lbs but fit the carry-on guidelines.

  • @saber_godthe1st85
    @saber_godthe1st85 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Daz you are the best and you deserve all of the happiness from me ❤✌🏾

  • @xlettereiwildcraft1185
    @xlettereiwildcraft1185 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Daz, I'm going through a breakup right now, I've always loved your videos I've watched ya for years, the comfort you give is incredible, you help me feel not hopeless and you make me laugh, so thank you for being such a good person and so good at what u do and so entertaining

  • @_.curiousbloos._2586
    @_.curiousbloos._2586 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I’ve been watching Daz for nearly 2 years now and I’ve already watched nearly all of his videos, even the old ones 😂 I love his Humor so much

  • @Cloudyskies653
    @Cloudyskies653 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Daz:”I will vomit one day,I will.”
    Me: “daz…it’s been 10 years”

  • @Boxoboi
    @Boxoboi ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Its covered in fur" *daz losing it* daz- his a dog trainner- he trains dogs.

  • @Greyson.1034
    @Greyson.1034 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I feel like the line of prostitution in regards to the sugar world is so complicated because sure she may not be sleeping with them but it’s definitely the intent of the other person that plays a huge factor because like Daz said, he’s sure they try to pay extra for that. Most people don’t want to be sitting at home on the couch while their spouse is at a fancy restaurant flirting it up with someone, that would make anyone feel awful.

  • @ritaakalele4801
    @ritaakalele4801 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Genuinely refreshing to see a man call out the narracist thank you Daz. Fecking over the moon for you and your fiance and daughter ❤

  • @cringedesu
    @cringedesu ปีที่แล้ว +11

    My mom and I went out to eat one afternoon borderline evening, and a blind date like this was going on behind her. He was saying the weirdest cockiest kinda creepy things like this guy but WAY more over the top it was hilariously awful… AND IM PRETTY SURE SHE WENT HOME WITH HIM 😭😭

  • @Yuzuka_rei_babygirl_wlw
    @Yuzuka_rei_babygirl_wlw ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Daz's side rants are so funny 😁 😂

  • @thomaspauljs07
    @thomaspauljs07 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I love your vids so much because I'm going through a tough time and would like to talk to you about it but this is enough you always make me smile. Thank you

    • @sonniesiekbert5694
      @sonniesiekbert5694 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aww I'm so sorry I hope everything's ok I wish you the best I'm praying for you. Things will get better I promise hope you're doing okay love and hugs ❤️🥰❤️🥰❤️

  • @HowlingWolf2101
    @HowlingWolf2101 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:15 This Had Me in the Dying 🤣🤣 I played it back serval times lol

  • @courtneyryder1810
    @courtneyryder1810 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    6% Scottish, his lil toe is Scottish 😂😂😂😂

  • @Mccrizzle15
    @Mccrizzle15 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Daz will never let you down when you need a laugh

  • @itsjackson91
    @itsjackson91 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    All in favor of a Linda pay raise? 🙋‍♀️

  • @Autumn10481
    @Autumn10481 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    when daz goes "I'LL PAY DOUBLE" i was drinking orange juice it went out my nose helpppp T-T

  • @PokidotGamerX
    @PokidotGamerX ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Honestly, I kind of agree with you. Like I don’t usually find it easy to let people fully in, but I wouldn’t go through surgery or put on an act to impress. I’d be a bit shy and quite but that’s me. Sometimes with guys for me I am a bit cautious because my head goes straight to their gonna want me for my physical appearance and that’s it. But sense of humor is definitely a quality I want in my partner. But yeah he’s a no from me, he gives me the creeps idk why.

    • @Flizz0
      @Flizz0 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, a lot of people only care about the physical appearances for some reason. Like, in my opinion with relationships I think it’s important to both be physically attracted AND like their personality so you like everything about them, not just certain things and then end up not liking the real them

    • @PokidotGamerX
      @PokidotGamerX ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Flizz0 yeah, I’m more afraid of being taken advantage of, because I’m not one of those girls who likes to be all sexy and show off her big ass and her breast off to everyone, and I just have trust issues when it comes to people.

  • @amarahc.8446
    @amarahc.8446 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “say it again Mr. Dahmer IM DONE IM DONE😭😭😭

  • @Lee.333
    @Lee.333 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Way to go Daz!!! You always make me laugh with your zingers!

  • @tori6234
    @tori6234 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You know when daz posts that your day will be great! Love u man💗

    • @tricia9149
      @tricia9149 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes as always ❤️

  • @kpopunofficialchannel7397
    @kpopunofficialchannel7397 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Daz wearing the Nirvana shirt just makes me happy 😌

  • @Em.jj0x
    @Em.jj0x ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:03 LITERALLY I THINK THAT ALL THE TIME

  • @joejoe8058
    @joejoe8058 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think its cool to see how far hes come. Like just a couple years ago he was just some dude who posted funny videos on vine. While working a job he hated. Now he is living his best life

  • @80PercentScottish
    @80PercentScottish ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I will never get tired of Daz using 'woman' as the plural for woman, instead of women. It makes me happy everytime I hear it for some reason.

    • @XxCherylCravenXx
      @XxCherylCravenXx ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I literally thought I was the only one who noticed (with the upmost respect daz!) X

    • @Deus_wukong1468
      @Deus_wukong1468 ปีที่แล้ว

      Textbook grammar, not that surprising actually.

    • @80PercentScottish
      @80PercentScottish ปีที่แล้ว

      @@XxCherylCravenXx he's done it for years and I love it 🤣. Nobody ever seems to comment on it though.