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Fun fact: some kids movies have more deaths in them than most horror movies
Why would that be a "fun" fact?
I’m interested could you give some examples?
Do you have any examples?
Plz examples
Cars 2 has quite a few deaths. Clone Wars series has many deaths. I think the Pokémon anime killed a few people over the years
the vegetarian one was so true. My BFF is vegetarian and one time I caught her eating chicken. In her defence she said “I only eat meat once or twice a year, and I only do it because chicken is so tasty”
It reminded me of when I found out that it isn’t that herbivores can’t eat meat. It’s just that they don’t hunt, but they will gladly eat meat when the opportunity presents its self. They just eat plant’s cuz it’s easier.
I'd have told her, "Shit girl, don't be so shy! Embrace your inner carnivore!"
But chicken is so bland,though
@@zazi5305 when made correctly it can be very good
Ez
18:31 It’s black because there was already a trademark for the Nutella all in red. Two people went into business together and the second person had the idea to make the n black but the first one wanted to keep it red. Essentially, it was a matter of personal preference. Since the two couldn’t reconcile or compromise they split off into two companies. Obviously the masses preferred the look of the black n better.
The unenlightened masses
Didnt need to explain, people just want to look at things and yell that that thing is racism for no reason at all.
Good explanation.
Forming a whole different company over the color of a letter is wild just make 2 different versions
“We have more chromosomes, we are superior!”
Honey, needless complexity is exactly what you DON’T want in your genes.
cancer
Following this logic, those with Down’s syndrome are the most superior
downs syndrome
All the chromosomes care about is preserving themselves and you are just a byproduct of that.
Yeah, not to mention we already have one X cromossome, the other one is essentially redundant. The Y cromossome on the other hand is exclusive to men.
0:24 at least you're still immune to "your dad's gay" jokes
10:20 That’s more than 14 times larger. 5 times is technically still correct but if she was really superior you’d at least expect her to know it’s obviously more than 10 times...
It's always the parents that leave the house
It's often those who are at or below average who think themselves to be superior because they lack the ability to understand their own weaknesses, while those who are above average often see themselves as being inferior because they are often acutely aware of their shortcomings
Those numbers are also wrong. Never mind the fact that one of the two X chromosomes in a female actually deactivates so they don't interfere with each other during development.
Depending on the source, the X chromosome has 804-874 protein-coding genes, 260-494 RNA genes and 606-879 pseudogenes that have no actual function.
Meanwhile the Y chromosome has, depending on the source, 63-73 encoding genes, 55-122 RNA genes and 381-400 pseudogenes.
So what this person did, was to add up the different types of functional genes for the X chromosome, but "forgetting" to add the RNA to the genes in the Y chromosome to make the number of functional genes seem lower, which is typical behavior of someone massaging data to support their point of view. As a matter of fact though, since XX humans only use one of the two X chromosomes, XY humans actually have more functional genes, the additional active genes in the Y chromosome being responsible for humans diverging into the "male" phenotype, generally being taller, having more body mass and more masculine features compared to females. At the end of the day, however, only the one X chromosome is really necessary for development and survival, which further reinforces the notion that the idea of perfectly discreet binary genders based on the combination of inherited chromosomes is not only outdated, it's ultimately wrong because the existence of a functional SRY gene is not even limited to the XY phenotype.
@@Dragongaga Its not that deep bro
@F Mega it is tho
6:00
Me and the gang pullin up in the Mystery Machine: Ain’t no one gonna solve this murder mystery
Wait what does the bracelet even say? And why does it matter…
It says cumslut lol
Сυmslυt
I was wondering the same thing!!!!!
and what letter is on the ring? I can barely see it.
@@xspiderfanx The resolution is terrible, and the original post isn't any better. If I had to guess, it's
1. not a letter, but a small swirl with three parts a bit like ﮏ or Y
2. not a letter, but three bands of metal twisted into a spiral like rose petals
3. The letter P
9:49 Story aside that's a good Marisa cosplay
Proud to be in the Touhou fanbase
I hate Touhou, worst danmaku sucks so bad
@@re4796 I'm sorry, why?
9:45 I used to attend this school and there are some crazy people in the board rn. Personally, I read the book and enjoyed it!
Why was it banned and what is it about? I’m actually curious why it got banned
Unironically a good chunk of these were banger memes. Usually compilations have 90% bad memes and like 2 good ones at the start but most of these were very memorable thank you good sir
Yup, Road-blocked by math when I realized I could no longer be studying Astronomy due to my inadequate brain and math skills.
Shout out to all those out there that had similar pursuits and dreams only to be halted by needing to know the most extreme math equations.
20:10
16:39
Don’t even prosecute anyone. The man has served his punishment and the “victim” got their “justice.” Either that or throw both of their a$$es in jail.
And I'm left wondering how this would play out if it were a male hairdresser and/or a female robber.
Eh, it's Russia, given Putin's war, they could both be dead by now.
16:42 fun fact: the employees there are only people with some sort of disability. Hence the name downies. Can't tell if it was to signify the meaning or to genuinely be ableist, but it does roll off the tongue easily.
its a dutch company, as a dutchie i go there a lot..... like a LOT, its really cool, the people with disability's make everything themselves, the cooking and serving is all done by them, there are some supervisors but its really good for the people and the brownies actually taste amazing!
@@lapizl1ve831 as a dutchie as well, I've never been there. Probably because i always lack money because our care system is fuuuuucked
@@raineblackstar3522 well at least the care systhem is better than america🤪(this is still lapiz but from a different device)
@@larabras108 ehhh i personally think they handle autistic humans better than our government ever can. I only receive like 300 euro a month to pay everything with, which is getting impossible at this point. {I was bullied away from my protected work place}
Imagine not getting to work at you’re favorite store that you loved since you were a kid just because you’re not disabled in anyway.
A female friend told me this "I'll tell you a secret about women. Size doesn't matter, only if you know how to use it."
True. Also i conducted my own personal survey, and most women DON'T like big penises because scary. men are brainwashed by porn.
Cap
10:55 Sayakas suffering will never end😢
12:02 that would make the kid a fortune teller, not a psychic unless he was around the people planning it
I have a number of friends whose dream jobs were roadblocked by meth. I mean, they were the fastest employees at Taco Hell, but the drug use put a crimp in their law degrees.
15:45 literally "what the duck 🙂"
9:49 i did not expect a touhou cosplay
3:31 Onions are far superior! They were suppressed for tens of thousands of years, but now they're back to take revenge on all of us! Good night
🦾#OniongangBros 💪
Um.. your a human -_-
@@thememeqween why so confident?
@@thememeqween #Oniongang
Attack of the Killer Onions, followed by the sequel Revenge of the Killer Onions
8:44
Smithers, get my lawyer ready, the spiders broke out
Don’t worry Mr Burns, they can’t afford a lawyer! The spiders took their money!
3:30 all hail the onion
1:39 the best fight that will ever happen, a gang vs a woman that steals other’s life forces
Skulduggery Pleasant, Book 11: Midnight
@@infiniteplanes5775 ?
I don't get the First one(bracelet), someone can help?
the small white beads spell c_mslu_...the missing letters are probably u and t
8:30 Nah, he's raising the greatest CS:GO player of our generation
IRL CS:GO
THE LAST ONE THO
1:41 "which of them will succeed strong or weak?"
7:31 Hehe I got the same clock from Kmart and it really is crap - it keeps switching off and sometimes I'll come home and it's fricken 11:86pm at midday
A respectable time for a ham sandwich
I would get one just to mess with people that visit me
Starbucks - sells 8 dollar drinks
Random guy - what if we had Starcents
Starcents - 0.08 dollar drinks
19:28 neither im telling both of them to leave idc if the guy is gay or if the woman is beautiful i don't sleep with others at all even if your my parents or siblings im telling you i take that spot for myself you try and join me even while im asleep i will wake up just to push you off
@0:30 Lmfao! Imagine actually getting that on your dominoes tracker!!.... Lol, like "Honey, I dont think we're getting our pizza!"
"Why?"
"Our delivery driver just squashed that neighborhood kid who's always riding his bike down the middle of the street....."
2:03 it’s staged because why would you ask “yeah, you?” When she says she has a bf obvious the answer would be the bf but I guess that’s what makes it fake lmaooo
1:22 Straight to Jahanam you go
5:44 I dont think you need feminism for that, I think you just gotta enjoy it and not tell people what goes on in the bedroom.
Too late now...
1:04
Woah… hold up-
And I failed
Really? Crossing out “huge” in “huge disappointment”?
A “squirt gun” is pretty G-Rated too.
10:39 EXCUSE ME VERY MUCHLY??.. YOU DROVE THE SAME WHAAATT!!??.. lmao.. uuuumm... methinks a naughty word snucketh into Your shiznit.
20:39 holy shit daffy is a chad
12:08 i can’t see anything odd so i just imagine there’s a little bug singing into his ear
I both like and hate that idea. But he's probably humming the song to himself in his head.
He's reading sheet music.......
Can someone explain the first one, I’m very confused
If you read the bracelet you’ll understand why they got a ring on.
@@nglidk omg I couldn’t read it before, it was too small🤣 thx
i went "fuck! oh fuck!" at 12:02 cause of the fact its a 9/11 joke
I can see my neighbor dancing in his living room vibin to Justin Bieber
he's 78
Fun fact: if you say fun fact ppl will listen to you
1:01 is the best XD
8:56 -Camp
2:34 WAIT HOLD UP WHA-
7:26 I own that clock..
The very last one got me
9:50 Thats not a place i though i would see touhou
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Teacher Gives you homework:Panik
You don't have a home:Kalm
YOU DON'T HAVE A HOME: PANIK
This video: lots of disturbing memes
Also this video: **happy jazz music intensifies**
Funimation came in clutch!
0:06 Plot twist: she got the bracelet from the boy and the ring was the extra
Am I stupid what does the bracelet say?
Yeah. I'm a bit confused about it
4:55 sums up modern day perfectly...
Us to People who aren’t black or white in the Union: You were the chosen one! You were supposed to get rid of racism not join it!
i was born visible, but now im invisible. i am trans-parent. my pronouns are who/where me: first time??🙃
Love the video. But could you lower the back ground music, just a tad, please?
3:27
Kind reminder, you can have 2 X chromosome, or even 3, or 4, and still be a male, because what matters is the SRY gene that only men can have.
Also, even if we were to rank who was superior only by accomplishments I wonder who would win.
Gee, this phone and computer looks cool. Wonder who made it. 🤔🤔🤔🤔
I’m not saying men are superior at all. But, if you’re gonna make such a hot take atleast check who made that phone you’re holding.
11:37 I cant lmfao
5:59 funimation and crunchyroll get it, *they have our back.*
(This is mikes daughter btw lol)
they felt a need to censor "MILF"
Hey thanks was trying to figure out what the sign said
Why did they censor feminism,
Bro you know its bad when you have to zoom in for the first one
6:08 Lesson learned. Instead of watching Cartoons I should Focus more on my human trafficing Business
I wish you luck
Character Development
1:42 that sounds like a good movie
8:47 hahaha... oh, wait.... I go to school there
Yes finally a video that doesnt put the video shown in the thumbnail all the way at the end
Saw first image, couldn't read it, maximized video, spit drink onto floor
3:30 we share dna with bananas, and some have 10% more banana than others
HOL UP
Omo the first one i saw a guy on redit who said he gave his girlfriend a bracelet and ring set and she cried and said i do and if didn't have the heart to tell her and now they have been married for quite a few years lol
The only thing that made me say Hol Up is the random censorship٫ like Feminism and Hooters? dang youtube really is crazy about denomination😭😭😭
(not hate on u i am clowning on yt)
1:54 I'm using this one. It's a brilliant escape
Of all the Touhou references I wasn’t expecting that one with Marisa wtf
0:02 EXPLANATION ?!
The bracelet says c*m sl*t
For me aswell please
The bracelet reads, "c*mslu*." You can probably solve for the missing letters.
9:53 Oh dear god the Touhou fandom is getting worse!
18:50 it won't remember anything if its dead
I want a sattarbucksh coffee
1:03 SwEeT hOmE aLaBaMa
19:20 idk which one's my partner?
(Or which one has an extensive knowledge of pop punk we can talk about all night?)
20:55
😇 thats so precious
16:10 oh my god that's terrible, where?🥺
2:56 did they just censor the word "threat"? how far is this gonna go?!
What does the bracelet say? 0:03
Frosty lotion? I think that actually sounds worse than what it was censoring.
15:18 those colors look a little to much like someone I know of…
4:19
The song gets to the part "I'm in love with your body"
They set the body on fire
There is no body anymore its fucking ashes
3:00 yo that’s not funny, it’s not smth to joke about 💀💀
Can someone explain the bracelet thing to me I couldn't see what it was refering to
honestly no idea what this was about. i fell asleep before it even got passed the enforced yt commercials.👀
“9 *COLON* 77”
so you have more genes to do half the stuff we can .............
🤓
really appreciate the thumbnail being first in the video
Whenimechaindasuma
witdahartbetloud
What's the "Hol'up" with the reproduction bit @ 6:20 ?
I had to tap on the vid because I couldn’t read what the bracelet said. Now I understand why.
Explain it
I’m glad this video has it at the beginning and that it’s actually in the video unlike most videos i see that have the thumbnail part at the end or not in it at all
9:50 He did that because that is his sister, not because she was cosplaying as Marisa
also, he may not know it's her in cosplay, but He Wasn't... what's Her excuse?
out of curiosity saw that IQ one and did a free IQ test... but it was not free. said I did better than 90%, whatever that's supposed to mean =/
0:59 what is that paper
printed wikihow article
And I don't get the one at 1:54.
it says, "how to die peacfully"
@@gavinshirley when you spell somthing wrong you put a * so he is really correcting her
For those who do not know it says nike
Where? I still don't get it
@@gold7636 the first one
@@lapislazuali i know but where the hell is the tiny detail???
@@gold7636 look
@@lapislazuali im confused where I'm supposed to look is it the bracelet, the hand, the cloth i don't know