What I find hilarious is that camping is just a side effect of one thing in the game that's always been there, aim down sights. The people that complain about camping should just simply demand that there isn't movement slowdown when you're aiming. Now people wouldn't have to feel the need to stay in safe spots as much since there isn't a penalty for moving around. But then the same fuckers would probably be hypocrites and complain it's "too fast" or "not realistic" so yeah. Thank fuck Halo's multiplayer came out early so I wouldn't have to waste any time with either Vanguard or Battlefield as far as friends trying to make me buy the pieces of shit.
They actually fixed that problem with the jetpacks but people hated them. Not because they were a bad mechanic or anything it’s just the people complaining were old jaded fucks with nostalgia glasses on who didn’t realize the reason they weren’t having fun anymore was because they weren’t twelve anymore and instead blamed it on jetpacks.
"alright i wont use the rpg" -continues to use panzerfaust because people who play cod are braindead loosers who cant read weapon names and dunkey didn't make this joke and now im sad
Dude that rc tank is a fucking menace of a KS lmao vanguard doesnt look so bad(at least when dunkey is playing) kind of reminds me of black ops style cod but in the ww2 setting.
@@BEERBOMB113 It's not even a killstreak. It's a field upgrade - meaning you earn it over time no matter what. Getting kills earns it faster, but you can earn it without getting any.
@@BEERBOMB113 It's running on the new Modern Warfare engine which is actually pretty good, so it plays kinda like MW in WW2 or so I hear. Still not going to buy it, but I do have some respect for infinity ward for the engine and MW.
I mean you gotta love this, we out here playing a war shooter and they are complaining about war weapons. Like what do you mean it's not fun, no matter the weapon the goal is still to kill you efficiently
Hey I'd probably go limp if a tiny tank hit me in the shins at 3mph too. Took a stationary steel beam to shin at work the other day and almost went down lol
@@E-damnn He may have known he would definitely get some good footage playing this game. But the fact that he only used two weapons throughout the entire montage shows he truly cares about us
@@Clipazine Especially Vanguard though. the Vanguard release was the most imbalanced I've ever seen a CoD game I think, I've only played a select few throughout my years though.
Cod will never change. They just want to keep milking the same 2000's engine back to back every game. They took out quick scoping and I never played it since
I mean he hardly needs to, it's COD we all know what it is. There's always dumb fun to be had, the question is just is your dumb fun worth $60 to you lol.
I mean to be fair, I feel like some games need explanation and thorough analysis... Others, you just need to watch for a few minutes and you'll understand what's gone wrong
@Call Me Corn i mean any sort of time passing would count as waiting, so yes he did . either that or YOU took it from him if ur implying he did it b4 u .
@@Jas-D I think it looks like fun too but I feel like I'd drop £50 on it, use 100GB of disk space and then end up getting bored of it after an hour. I wish I could bring back my teenage obsession with CoD.
@@bw-mx1dy I don't think dunkey is a pathetic loser who would do that. It's just editing, your not going to make a video and put in all the times you died.
"May I ask why you chose the RPG?" Because it's part of the game that I paid for and is a viable strategy that combines elements of upsetting my enemies and efficient killing. Donk: "Funny" Truly this man's intelligence is beyond out comprehension
COD MW3 lobbies taught me to be respectful to all matriarchal figures, apprecaite the perspective of my adversaries, as well as forgive my teammates for their shortcomings. Truly an innovative and educational marvel of media.
1:48 never has a single word made me breathless and convulsing with laughter, holy shit. Just the fucking way he says “funny” is the most hilarious shit in the world 💀💀
@@timsmyth7942 true. There has to be endless hours of people suffering through dunkey's content machine. Honestly that thought is funnier than anything that dunkey kong has ever made
Yeah. I’m glad that people are seemingly pushing for better content from these companies but it’s just made everyone really cynical and it’s not fun. I miss the imaginary time that didn’t exist but I want to imagine existed when I was the only cynical one so even though I wasn’t having fun, everyone else was and it made it easier for me to drop said cynicism and have fun myself.
"All these fucking kids do it play the objective of the game." I have to say, putting an automatic kill aura around the mini RC tank was a wonderful idea and I hope it stays around forever.
Tbf, COD can be fun depending on which time you play and which region you play in... Lmao.. Cuz I dropped a V2 at 6 am on a Monday. But died 25 times in a row and night time Friday....
The ending is so fucking golden. I was already laughing at him running from this tiny immovable object but it then caught up to him and I legitimately wheezed.
I remember learning about a time-traveling, purple haired teenage girl defeated the Nazi's with her cell phone in school. True facts about the war are suppressed by... I dunno... boomers?
@@planescaped I get it’s a joke but who do you think made the decisions at the top to water down the history and make war as clean as possible? Da boomers
@@bro8616 yeah your generation busy fighting journalist because you have nothing better to do and your games arent politicaly correct. Just like baby boomer gen
Even in his Call of Duty video, Dunkey still doesn't forget about Donkey Kong December. That's the kind of professionalism you're only gonna get from a guy like him.
@@96crashban Boy, you're the one getting r/whoosh'd over here. There's = there is. Dude was saying "there's" isn't correct grammar, not that there are dislikes.
it never ceases to amaze me how they'll put something in these games that lets you just clean house. first it was the claymores throwing knifes and shotguns, and now it's a fucking roided out roomba.
You gotta love the guys who yell "EXACTLY" a bunch of times after they speak, cuz as we all know, not letting the other person talk means you win the argument
0:26 I love how call of duty went from killing droves of kids with the most overpower smp metas and shotguns to driving a ww2 RC tank and having kids run into u while they smack talk. It has a little something for everyone
The Goliath in real life: Disabled in one rifle shot, stuck easily, very loud, had to be connected to a physical wire, American soldiers would ride around on top of captured ones because it was funny The Goliath in COD: Invincible, traverses all terrain without losing speed, stealth killer, can move any distance from the player, people die by spraining their ankle on it at 2 mph
I like to imagine Dunkey had at least a couple wholesome moments that just weren't funny enough to put in the video where people were like "Yeah man! Donkey Kong is awesome!"
@@devastator_2413 he's like a vengeful spirit leaving every lobby if they like donkey kong only remaining in the ones to noob tube or baby tank all the people who dont
That's why COD players are always so racist and homophobic, they are just trying to provide a period accurate experience for everyone playing. We really should thank them for their dedication. I mean what do you really think happened to little timmy's mother when his dad died of trench foot? She didn't become a nun, I'll tell you that much.
@@bait5257 imagine the type of psycho to say that in a COD lobby though, either he's the next Walt Whitman or the author of the worst poetry known to humanity, no in between.
? Vanguard is one of the better cods that came out. What did they mess up? EDIT: So people got mad at me for this comment. To be expected. Except for the Donkey Kong comment, that was funny. But man this is why I feel like it's impossible to state your opinion. I ask what they messed up in Vanguard and the responses I get are insults. Not actual responses. But fine. Keep insulting me. I'll wait till I get an actual answer
![ILLSLICK - KILLSHOT REMIX [FULL VERSION]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/RIK8RrqIAzE/mqdefault.jpg)
"COD isn't the same anymore all these kids do is camp". Ah a classic line as old as time itself
What I find hilarious is that camping is just a side effect of one thing in the game that's always been there, aim down sights. The people that complain about camping should just simply demand that there isn't movement slowdown when you're aiming. Now people wouldn't have to feel the need to stay in safe spots as much since there isn't a penalty for moving around. But then the same fuckers would probably be hypocrites and complain it's "too fast" or "not realistic" so yeah. Thank fuck Halo's multiplayer came out early so I wouldn't have to waste any time with either Vanguard or Battlefield as far as friends trying to make me buy the pieces of shit.
Its an even bigger problem in this CoD because they made the TTK suuuuper low, even by CoD standards.
ironic, he truely is a man of the old ages
@@Miss-Foe The infamous clip of a guy getting a V2 in like 18 seconds with a semi auto shotgun.
They actually fixed that problem with the jetpacks but people hated them. Not because they were a bad mechanic or anything it’s just the people complaining were old jaded fucks with nostalgia glasses on who didn’t realize the reason they weren’t having fun anymore was because they weren’t twelve anymore and instead blamed it on jetpacks.
the best part about every call of duty release is watching dunkey break the game with the harlem globetrotters theme playing
"alright i wont use the rpg" -continues to use panzerfaust because people who play cod are braindead loosers who cant read weapon names and dunkey didn't make this joke and now im sad
@@vanillaicecream2385 the fuck
I’ll never forget “Black Ops!” Haha
First strand type Call Of Duty
Black Ops!
the last guy running for his life literally has me crying. he was terrified of that tiny tank
“FUCKING LAG REEEE”
Poor guy put up a good fight but it was ultimately futile
Dude that rc tank is a fucking menace of a KS lmao vanguard doesnt look so bad(at least when dunkey is playing) kind of reminds me of black ops style cod but in the ww2 setting.
@@BEERBOMB113 It's not even a killstreak. It's a field upgrade - meaning you earn it over time no matter what. Getting kills earns it faster, but you can earn it without getting any.
@@BEERBOMB113 It's running on the new Modern Warfare engine which is actually pretty good, so it plays kinda like MW in WW2 or so I hear. Still not going to buy it, but I do have some respect for infinity ward for the engine and MW.
The best thing about CoD is hearing their mic when you kill them. Wish all games did this.
I loved messing with people by saying "ahh he wasn't good I just messed up too much" after I die lol
wait is this in most cods? I've never noticed it before
@@Ant.3499 It's at least in the last three Cod games. Death comms.
What if you mute your mic? Will they still hear you? Lol
@@Stefan-lx9dz no.
Dunkey is a such a hero, bravely defending Donkey Kong’s honor when he was slandered.
Sounds like some simpy white knight shit to me...
@@SirDiamondNips you’d be a fool to not simp for Dunkey or Donkey Kong
The hero we needed, but not the one we deserved
Nobody slanders the Kong.
Gotta honor the first member of the DK crew
“Why did you choose this weapon”
“It’s funny”
“It’s not to us”
COD with friends in a nutshell
i expected a "not funny, didnt laugh"
Funnee
dude is named sasuke lol
I mean you gotta love this, we out here playing a war shooter and they are complaining about war weapons. Like what do you mean it's not fun, no matter the weapon the goal is still to kill you efficiently
Chad Dunkey move
I love how everyone immediately goes limp as the tank makes contact with their knees
I used to be a CoD player, then I took a baby tank to the knees
Hey I'd probably go limp if a tiny tank hit me in the shins at 3mph too.
Took a stationary steel beam to shin at work the other day and almost went down lol
The military won't accept soldiers with flat feet
@@boredniko2406 I hit my hip on the corner of my immobile stationary table while going less then a mile an hour and had to rush to the ER.
I feel like getting hit with a baby tank actually would make sense to knock you over
The "NO F*CKING WAAAY!" at the end honestly made me laugh out loud.
same lmfaoooooo
Bruh PickleMilk went off
I thought he yelled out "MY F*CKING LEGGGG"
fucking lag?
*THE FUCKING LAAAAAAAAAAAAG*
Got scared for a moment that Dunkey would miss out on a day of Donkey Kong December. But then I remembered how he knows how important this month is.
I really hope that he doesn’t actually play a Donkey Kong game until the 31st
Donkey! Kong! December!
Classic
donkey kong is the reason for every season
SAY HE WONT DO IT HE GON DO IT EVERY DAY
The fact Dunkey bought this game shows he truly cares about us
They may have given it to him for free.
But the fact that he played this game shows he truly cares about us
@@E-damnn He may have known he would definitely get some good footage playing this game.
But the fact that he only used two weapons throughout the entire montage shows he truly cares about us
It's a good game
@@cosmicthunder25 yea I'm liking it can't wait for more zombies maps
i played the free trial its not too bad actually, i wouldnt pay full price for it tho
This guy has 0 dislikes. Truly the best youtuber in all of existence.
it has 196 dislikes
@@Pigness7 I'm pretty sure he's joking and knows dislikes are no longer visible 🤣🤣
@@tikkalla nah it’s true, get return TH-cam dislikes extension for chrome.
@@tikkalla I can still see them, am I being gaslit?
Alright alright, let's not run a joke into the ground already.
Dunkey never fails to find the OP mechanic in a game.
It's not hard to find in CoD, every release has several
@@Clipazine Especially Vanguard though. the Vanguard release was the most imbalanced I've ever seen a CoD game I think, I've only played a select few throughout my years though.
Excetp the hit game neck 2 for the ps5
This man has never EVER received a dislike in his whole youtube career, honestly a hero.
Nope because I’m still waiting on among us Tuesday’s
@@lebrunjaym676 amogus is dead
Give me Minecraft Mondays and Ratatouille speedruns for fucks sake
@@rekhavmenon1507 Actually it’s Drama Mondays, fake fan
lol i still see the dislikes with a plugin and his numbers are still insane
@@pariah87 107k likes, 700 dislikes!
“May I ask why you chose an RPG?”
“…Funny”
KILLED ME 😂😂😂😂
Not to us!
ya cod isn’t even an rpg it’s an fps
Shh
@@kevinrhea7332lmao
No matter what happens, CoD voice chat will never change
Someone said my mom is a fat bitch when I killed him the other day. It was funny lol.
War... War never changes.
I bet once the AIs take over, theres gonna be a special brand limited to COD voice chatt to keep the tradition alive
It's actually kinda wholesome really
Idk, it's becoming decidedly more.... uh... "ebonic" as time goes on.
Haven't played CoD in something like 10 years and I love that people just get on and complain about lag and campers still. I feel like I never left.
Lmao
Cod will never change. They just want to keep milking the same 2000's engine back to back every game.
They took out quick scoping and I never played it since
@@Nick1921945 That’s why I stick to MOHAA. Pure skill and none of that casual leveling up nonsense for the babies.
@@Nick1921945quick scope was one of the best parts of CoD 😢
Love how dunkey doesn't say this game is bad or good, just demonstrates it
Why say words when the game speaks for itself? He's a critic, through and through.
He is a what for a lot of cod games
@@plabcentral630 what lol
I mean he hardly needs to, it's COD we all know what it is. There's always dumb fun to be had, the question is just is your dumb fun worth $60 to you lol.
I mean to be fair, I feel like some games need explanation and thorough analysis... Others, you just need to watch for a few minutes and you'll understand what's gone wrong
donkey kong becomes the best if you eliminate all the donkey kong haters
Twolooooool
NO TRUER WORDS WILL EVER BE SPOKEN.
Just like Dunkey when you eliminate the dislike count
Why would you do that, what are they gonna do, dislike the donkey Kong videos?
Probably a quote from Sun Tzu
At this point, I'm almost convinced that the entire CoD community are just clones of the same 5 people
CoD players reproduce via mitosis.
Can you define these cantankerous cartoon individuals with the same wit that brought this beautiful statement to life?
@@BevvRatBites yes i can
@@PuertoRicanGlow2010 *Then do it.*
@@BevvRatBites anime sucks and its all the same shit
My grandfather fought on the Western front in WW2. This is exactly how I imagined things as he told stories of his days in action.
" and then I saw this mini tank take out half of my squad mates as it hit them in the knee...."
Only boomer want accurate ww
@@Balnazzardi And in their death, all we could hear was them shouting "F*ck you."
"Dude I bet they don't even know I also write free verse poetry" is one of the best things I've heard in CoD chat lmao
Oooh that's what he was trying to say, I kept replaying it, trying to figure it out
Time stamp???
@@gergingorunusluadam9283 2:32
I read this right as he said that
I was waiting for him to give us a sample
I like how a near miss with an RPG doesn’t kill someone, whereas walking into a slow moving robot insta-kills you.
Yeah. Why wouldn't it? That's how physics works.
Getting your shins broken is no laughing matter.
It's a panzerfaust scrub
Also I didn't know they had fucking remote controlled kill drones in 1942 but gotta have those kill streak rewards
It's like the freaking Halo CE physics were youd accidentally kill your whole team trying to get into the warthog just from moving it 2 inches.
"man it's not the same, kids everywhere and dudes camping"
Actually it's been the exact same for at least 10 years now
Call of Duty, Call of Duty never changes.
The RPG is an anti camp tool...
Try like 15.
@@py_a_thon See, what they're really mad at is that they're dying from people camping when they're trying to get to their camping spots.
How are there campers in a game that has an unkillable tiny tank that instakills everyone that can just go in and remove the campers?
They should’ve liked Donkey Kong.
"Shoulda had pants"
Donkey Kong sucks
@@Leon_y1 donkey kong not suck
@@Leon_y1 no u lol
@@Leon_y1 sucks from the teats of gods.
I can spend two years learning a game but within a few hours Dunkey knows the unbeatable way to troll everyone effortlessly.
notice how there's no dislike on this video. Dunkey's killin' it
536 so far, I can see it
@@dizzee2100 whaddya talkin 'bout? there's no dislikes
Dunkey's very based
@Freak4Leeks is there an extension that helps you understand the joke?
It's because there were more dislikes for the GTA 5 ps5 trailer, that's why TH-cam removed the dislikes
"This game really makes you FEEL like you've already played it before."
-Dunk Tzu, The Art of Video Games
@Call Me Corn He didn’t steal your comment lmao
I was gonna dislike Dunkey for saying this, but then I realized that’s since no one else disliked him, why should I?
@Call Me Corn i mean any sort of time passing would count as waiting, so yes he did . either that or YOU took it from him if ur implying he did it b4 u .
Awww shit, nice one.
@Call Me Corn I didn't even see your comment lmao
The COD community is full of such wonderful gentle souls.
It's enough to rival FFXIV
I think this was supposed to say the game sucks, but I REALLY wanna drive that baby tank
I wish we could all enjoy video games more like the dunk
It's actually quite fun tbh
@@Jas-D eh
@@Jas-D I think it looks like fun too but I feel like I'd drop £50 on it, use 100GB of disk space and then end up getting bored of it after an hour. I wish I could bring back my teenage obsession with CoD.
@@squatchjosh1131 It's much smaller this time. I think it's around 60gb so far. And this and mw are the only 2 cods I enjoy.
"Call of Doody's just not the same anymore, all these kids do is camp."
Dude, that's literally every call o' dutee ever.
ITS NOT CALL OF DUTEE ITS CALL OF DUNKEY
Never the same after 4
@@JohnDoe-fz6zn mw2 was pretty fun
Nah, in CoD people always ran around as far as I remember. That's why I stadted playing tactical shooters atbone point.
not black ops 1
That little rc tank is like that thought expirament of the immortal snail that constantly chases you down and kills you if it touches you.
Thought experiment?
@@AlexScottDixon it's a novel concept where you experiment by thinking. Some real high grade stuff
Is that a motherfukken Jojo reference?! (Rolling Stones)
It's a Goliath RC mine, not a tank.
@@BigWheel. who cares
I have literally never heard voice chat like this in a CoD game it's always so silent now
It's a christmas miracle
On console irssilentyeah, not so much on pc
The day has finally come where dunkey could use a USB steering wheel for Call of Duty
He would’ve killed everyone if his little brother didn’t take his controller
Collab with Noel... man i cannot imagine dunkey on tmg lool
I can never tell if dunkey is an expert at video games or if he's just an expert at editing but either way he's an expert at something
Underrated comment
He is an expert at trolling
Just cheese the SBMM. Purposely suck ass for a couple of games, get bumped down to the short bus lobbies, then rip & tear for the video footage.
He is an expert at experting!!!
@@bw-mx1dy I don't think dunkey is a pathetic loser who would do that. It's just editing, your not going to make a video and put in all the times you died.
donkey kong december just keeps getting better
Say he won’t do it
@@Beastw1ck say he won't do it
@@andreabritton7415 say he won't say he won't say he won't do it
@@Beastw1ck he won't do it. Mentioning DK isn't enough you gotta directly adress the game(play)
He's biast and nitpicking
I win buh-byeeee
@@hinamiravenroot7162 *"say he won't do it and he'll do it everyday"*
"May I ask why you chose the RPG?"
Because it's part of the game that I paid for and is a viable strategy that combines elements of upsetting my enemies and efficient killing.
Donk: "Funny"
Truly this man's intelligence is beyond out comprehension
Like seriously, don't cheat and just use all the available mechanics if they work for you.
Vanguard really makes you feel like you’re guarding a van.
Note to self, not to guard the van at vanguards house
- Gex
This is most genuine chuckle Ive had since I lost my job. Thanks
Oh shit. This is some top tier commenting right here.
IGN? What are you doing here?
lelelel
i think the cod community is just so wholesome, everyone is so accepting of all races and sexual orientations
Everyone hates everyone, true equality.
COD MW3 lobbies taught me to be respectful to all matriarchal figures, apprecaite the perspective of my adversaries, as well as forgive my teammates for their shortcomings. Truly an innovative and educational marvel of media.
Call of duty the game that brings people together
They did more for the LGBTQ+ and POC community than anyone else
That’s kind of gay ngl
That John Wick joke is exactly why Dunkey will be remembered as one of the most brilliant comedic voices of our time. Truly remarkable
*Sooo true. Iconic voice*
Pizza butt
If I could dislike a comment….
Normal guy: “may I ask why you chose RPG?”
Dunkey: “funny”
Lol dis guy said John Dick.
1:48
never has a single word made me breathless and convulsing with laughter, holy shit. Just the fucking way he says “funny” is the most hilarious shit in the world 💀💀
I don't understand how Dunkey manages to absolutely stomp on everyone in any cod game in the dumbest way possible
editing
@@timsmyth7942 but still though
@@timsmyth7942 I mean these mini tank streaks weren't even edited
@@timsmyth7942 true. There has to be endless hours of people suffering through dunkey's content machine. Honestly that thought is funnier than anything that dunkey kong has ever made
because its not donky, he just stole this footage from bingobongo
It’s good to see the Cod Community hasn’t changed a bit over the years when it comes to shit talking.
And that's probably the best part
But it doesn’t feel the same
As long as there are toxic people people who take video games too seriously, the COD community will live and thrive for generations, unchanged
The CoD community are like terfs, they're just nothing but hatred and they never change their slurs
It's toxic, that's good
“I bet you they don’t know I write free verse poetry too” is an all-time line
the ONLY hero of voice chat
Sound like the rip again guy
a legend of our time
The "dude i put a whole clip into that thing-" kills me
Mf unironically pulled a "they don't know I'm forklift certified" in a CoD lobby
"I bet you guys don't know I do free verse poetry" is a blink and you miss it gem.
Yep, that and the guy asking how Dunkey shot him through a wall
Noob: “May I ask why you chose an RPG?”
Dunk: “Funny.”
Sigma male
For the story.
Yes thats what he said in the video. You listened well
fooni
@@thelastlebowski3055 yes. that is the point.
Vanguard really makes you *feel like a mini tank*
Will never understand why they added that
@@skxlter5747 for this video
you guys love reusing the same joke
@@skxlter5747 for this video (2)
It's got a little something for everybody
There's only one other person in this video having a genuinely good time, and it's the one riding on the mini tank
Yeah. I’m glad that people are seemingly pushing for better content from these companies but it’s just made everyone really cynical and it’s not fun.
I miss the imaginary time that didn’t exist but I want to imagine existed when I was the only cynical one so even though I wasn’t having fun, everyone else was and it made it easier for me to drop said cynicism and have fun myself.
Mi ni tnak
He's probaby one of dunkey's friends
Remember when people watching Vanguard trailer and say they want BF? yeah how do you enjoy Battlefield 2077?
Well the guy riding the tank has [IKON] in his name and calls Dunkey "Jason" so yeah probably one of dunkos friends
"All these fucking kids do it play the objective of the game."
I have to say, putting an automatic kill aura around the mini RC tank was a wonderful idea and I hope it stays around forever.
Goliath mobile mine.
Wow 0 dislikes! Dunkey is such a good content creator!
And hey, 0 dislikes on your comment! You must be a good commenter!
cuz he is
Are you sure about that!!!!!
@@albertrenfred7673 yes
Can’t believe I actually just fell for that
Why TH-cam? WHY?!
this made me happy, ty for eliminating all the DK haters
Youre welcome ☺
the only good DK hater is a dead DK hater
@@braxtonm9712 couldn't have said it better myself
Yeah
mans was just referencing billy madison
The real magic of this is that dunkey managed to make this game look fun
Tbf, COD can be fun depending on which time you play and which region you play in... Lmao..
Cuz I dropped a V2 at 6 am on a Monday. But died 25 times in a row and night time Friday....
This COD is pretty fun, but it's a pretty fun game in general. Notice how Dunkey plays them every year. He actually enjoys the franchise.
Vanguard is super arcadey, and I love it. It's a popcorn game.
you thought that looked fun?
@@ccrow3430 yeah
The ending is so fucking golden. I was already laughing at him running from this tiny immovable object but it then caught up to him and I legitimately wheezed.
Dunkey’s ability to find the absolute dumbest thing in every game he plays is incredible.
LMAO
@@TippyHippy can confirm
@@TippyHippy yup
It wasnt that hard to find a dumb thing in this game
It’s a talent honestly
Ahh yes. I remember this in my history class, where a German Goliath tank ran over the enemy soldiers. Truly CoD is still historically accurate
I remember learning about a time-traveling, purple haired teenage girl defeated the Nazi's with her cell phone in school.
True facts about the war are suppressed by... I dunno... boomers?
@@planescaped I get it’s a joke but who do you think made the decisions at the top to water down the history and make war as clean as possible? Da boomers
I feel like it hasn't been for like 10 years or so
@Zach B. baby boomer is a generation, so no we wont
@@bro8616 yeah your generation busy fighting journalist because you have nothing better to do and your games arent politicaly correct. Just like baby boomer gen
That mini tank is the definition of Halo: CE physics when you drive and love tap someone to death
Going 1 mph, and driving in the opposite direction
"Hey, do you guys like Donkey Kong?"
"Donkey Kong sucks."
*Joker: Origins*
Death stranding Joker vehicle moment
I couldn't stop myself from saying "black ops" after every kill. It just feels like tradition.
Me at the vet clinic
Check out my black ops roomba brother
instant classic
*runs over someone with a tank*
"Vanguard"
*blows someone up with an rpg*
"Vanguard"
Even in his Call of Duty video, Dunkey still doesn't forget about Donkey Kong December. That's the kind of professionalism you're only gonna get from a guy like him.
I love how dunkey just left it at that
"may I ask why you used RPG?"
"funni"
"Its not funny to us."
"okay i wont use rpg no more"
This must be the best Call of Duty ever made. Just look at the reveal trailer, there's no dislikes.
there are*
@@04SlhS nu uh
@@04SlhS /whoooooosh
@@96crashban It's not a wosh, he's correcting the grammar. Grammatically, it should be "There are no dislikes" not "There is no dislikes"
@@96crashban Boy, you're the one getting r/whoosh'd over here. There's = there is. Dude was saying "there's" isn't correct grammar, not that there are dislikes.
Always loved that Dunkey uses the Globetrotters theme when something in the game is super easy to use and borderline OP sometimes. Great continuity.
Dunkey is unironically the best comedian ever. He'll bring back tropes from 7 years ago and make it thematically funny
Easy to understand music if you even slightly know Globetrotters. They where there just to style on people.
@@jayeisenhardt1337 yeah duh, that's what makes the small details great about Mr. Jason
@@dcj991 n-no, no he’s not, cmon now
@@unbreakableroad9294 it goes Dave Chappelle, then dunkey, then like Eddie Murphy
The scream of rage at the last kill should be immortalized for all time
NooFAACKINWAAEEIGHH
His name was Pickle Milk
@@TheJackster-tl8oi no fuckin way
i heard first fuckin lag :D but then second time no fuckin way
@@NXHLVS T’was
"I put a whole clip into that thing"-
It's. A. Tank.
Does Dunkey think that just by saying “donkey Kong” it automatically becomes a DK video?!
Cuz he’s right
DAMNNNN RIGHTTT
Based
The last part where a guy is running away from the drone is straight up horror
Its comedy!
Drone? A fockin droune?!!?!!
It's like that snale meme
Christine (2021)
Dunkey lives by the words of Reggie: "If it's not fun, why bother?"
I love when Dunkey plays the new cods cuz he always seems to find that one item or weapon which needs to be nerfed.
When your character can soak up a couple bullets and be just fine but can’t stand getting their ankles hurt by a miniature rc tank.
Realism
It is funny tho.
it just works
It’s called Achilles’ heel for a reason
My grandpa used to tell me horror stories about those rc tanks from the war. Worst part of the whole thing he said.
love this video
Happy Birthday 🎉🎂
I love Donkey Kong too
Me too. It’s very funny.
Funny
Congratulations on today being your birthday
it never ceases to amaze me how they'll put something in these games that lets you just clean house. first it was the claymores throwing knifes and shotguns, and now it's a fucking roided out roomba.
You gotta love the guys who yell "EXACTLY" a bunch of times after they speak, cuz as we all know, not letting the other person talk means you win the argument
The last guy trying to run away as you slowly trail behind him cracked me up so bad
This man has no interest in being good at cod, yet he is the best player I’ve ever seen.
0:26
I love how call of duty went from killing droves of kids with the most overpower smp metas and shotguns to driving a ww2 RC tank and having kids run into u while they smack talk. It has a little something for everyone
@@breakbeatgangsta my whole FRICKEN life
always so excited when a new call of duty game comes out…
cuz then i get to see dunkey make grown men act like 6th graders
and then they think that they're the shit
2:57 "No F****in way" is PRICELESS. Job Well Done Donkey
The Goliath in real life: Disabled in one rifle shot, stuck easily, very loud, had to be connected to a physical wire, American soldiers would ride around on top of captured ones because it was funny
The Goliath in COD: Invincible, traverses all terrain without losing speed, stealth killer, can move any distance from the player, people die by spraining their ankle on it at 2 mph
At least the riding around bit was historically accurate
The game version is basically Sheer Heart Attack without the ability to explode at will.
Wait, that was an actual thing? How was it controlled in real life?
@@gennarosevero1856 It used a wire connected remote control.
You could actually control it wireless! It was also available with an electric motor
That picklemilk clip man 😂😂
I'm dead after watching it
Poor guy😂😂
Hilarious but damn that rage was so relatable lmao cod been raising blood pressure nonstop for over a decade it's honestly credible at this point
“NOFUCKINGWAYY!”
This man really said “it’s not fun for us”
This is my favorite Donkey Kong game, thanks for covering it!
I like to imagine Dunkey had at least a couple wholesome moments that just weren't funny enough to put in the video where people were like "Yeah man! Donkey Kong is awesome!"
they were spared
they knew the conciquences
It's cod, the lobby is all anger.
@@devastator_2413 he's like a vengeful spirit leaving every lobby if they like donkey kong only remaining in the ones to noob tube or baby tank all the people who dont
@@NotASovietSpy1 kongsequences
I showed this to my great grandfather and he teared up over his miniature remote controlled tank he used in WW2 named "buddy" that was lost in the war
This is a funny joke
The Goliath tracked mine was used by the German army. A bit sussy 🤨🤨🤨🤨
It's da baby tank
LMFAO underrated
@@zendrive-4904 Yeah, dad was a German soldier and he fucking 360 no scope some kids
Guy: "May i ask why you chose RPG?"
Dunkey: "Funny"
Guy: It's not fun for us.
Me: Since when did players care about others entertainment?
If dunkey actually does this for the whole month, we’re going to be telling our grandkids about this in 50 years
Dumkey should make a MUGEN game with nothing but donkey Kong characters.
Hell, I should do that for Donkey Kong December
Imagine the world if Call Of Duty just took a damn break for a year.
Racism and inequality would be no more
Or two years even.
screw your pfp. I thought there was a hair on my screen
Great avatar dude
@@conndor2753 Do I hear three years?
"It really makes you feel like world War 2" - ign probably
True
I would actually prefer to be in WW2 than the average military shooter. At least I might have fun dying in a trench.
With the exaggerated swagger of a British boi
That's why COD players are always so racist and homophobic, they are just trying to provide a period accurate experience for everyone playing. We really should thank them for their dedication. I mean what do you really think happened to little timmy's mother when his dad died of trench foot? She didn't become a nun, I'll tell you that much.
@@jeremysmith4620 she didn't go out in the trenches I'll tell you that much
the CoD videos are my very favorite genre of dunkey vids. the globetrotter theme is just too priceless
I love how absolutely every single stereotype in COD is unarguably true to this day and hasn’t change since it began
That’s what makes it COD
"All these kids do is camp nowadays" been hearing that since 2007 lmao
I gave you your 100th like
1:15 "Call of Duty's not the same anymore" *laughs in MW2 One Man Army noobtubing*
All of the 12 year-old kids who were f*cking everybody's moms are now all grown up to be 30 year-old-12-year-olds
Best Donkey Kong content in my godamn life, dunkey always 1 ups himself every video in december, man!
Things not to say in front of dunkey:
"Donkey Kong sucks"
*Dunkey proceeds to commit vehicular manslaughter*
note to self, don't say "I have a strong distaste for the gorilla known as donkey konga" at donkeys house
I too watched the video.
Eh, Donkey Kong is kinda overrated, Funky Kong is way better
0:34 he just ran into the tank willingly
There's no way he's going to be able to keep up this quality of DK content. This is Guinness Book of World Records level of dedication.
Say he won't do it
The best DK kongtent doesn't have DK gameplay, I think that's sort of an indirect statement of DK games.... I'm just kidding of course.
Guys I found Ken Griffin
2:32 "I bet you they don't know I write free verse poetry too" the love of my life
Bruh
@@bait5257 imagine the type of psycho to say that in a COD lobby though, either he's the next Walt Whitman or the author of the worst poetry known to humanity, no in between.
It's just a miracle that after 10 years of repeating a formula they can actually mess the basic parts up
? Vanguard is one of the better cods that came out. What did they mess up? EDIT: So people got mad at me for this comment. To be expected. Except for the Donkey Kong comment, that was funny. But man this is why I feel like it's impossible to state your opinion. I ask what they messed up in Vanguard and the responses I get are insults. Not actual responses. But fine. Keep insulting me. I'll wait till I get an actual answer
@@TheRealPetraeus Not having donkey kong in it
This actually what it was more like back in the day. Minus the tank
you have an actual argument to back that up? or is this just the 20th time people say that the new COD sucks even tho the game is literally identical.
@@TheRealPetraeus you probably thought modern doorfare was the best game of all time too huh ?
I wish I could find the joy in multiplayer the way Dunkey does.
You can tell dunkey makes the best donkey kong content because his videos never have any dislikes.
"May I ask why you chose an RPG?"
"Don't laugh. It was the only gun they had left."
Since Dunkey has 0 dislikes, Donkey Kong is the best game series ever, and that's a fact
Donkey Kong is bae
And also youre nitpocking and bias dunkey wins bye bye
@@DeWitherWarrior both are good imo
even all the comments here have no dislikes nomo
Truest statement I have ever seen
Can't believe Dunkey of all people would try to introduce RPG elements into a Call of Duty game
I'll count it. Donkey Kong was the whole motivation for our protagonist here. Great DK video, once again.
I really felt like I was Donkey Kong
@@reihogg9904 ^^^ This guy gets it.