James' Birthday From HELL | ShxtsNGigs Podcast
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This Week The Guys Discuss:
00:00, Beyonce
6:19, James' Birthday From HELL
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James has lived a LIFE. You would think he's on his 9th life with all the stories he tells 😂
Proof he's a cat 😂
Not for nothing tho, even with all the stories he has, none of them really has him any danger really.
@@danielandree3947how is that relevant lmao
@@georgejones8307 well usually the 9 lives refers to cats… and how they can survive bad situations, while James goes through some shit he doesn’t really ever have situations where he’s in danger.
Facts
So James literally had shxts and Fuhad had gigs on James’ 21st. Well done!
lol well put
I’m so weak 😂
We finally know who’s shxts and who’s gigs😂
💯. Don't wanna mess up the 888 likes though 😂
I always thought it was 'shits and gigs' as in shits and giggles
The fact that they still went to your house for dinner after leaving you behind is treacherous 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂they are so wrong.
Like they didn't even wait for him to get on the coach 😂😂 just watched him sprint from the window 😂😂
I think it's from when the house shared in uni
It’s the house they all shared at Uni. He didn’t make his birthday dinner at “home” for man’s was in SUNDERLAND 😂😂😂
The mental image of James' POV seeing their little faces looking at him over the back seats of the coach as it left sweeted me. 😂
We can’t just speed past Rem telling this man he came on his beriod!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂 11:59
I thought I was crazy when I heard that
Lol I ain't never heard such a thing - I was today years old 😂😂
I had to run it back a few times. It flowed out so naturally!!!!
@@feecm right?!? Too funny! 😂😂😂
It hit me so hard, i couldn't even laugh.
Someone with animation skills, please, make a cartoon of James story, I beg!😂
That’s a great idea!!
@kaio.creates would be great
Why did James yell, “You don’t got Beyonce money!” The way my Mother used to yell, “Do you got McDonalds money?” 😂😂😂
😂
James must write a book called "I have lived" it will be interesting and fun to read, hilarious story 😂😂😂
Id buy that book in a heart beat
@@purplepantha11 that makes us two
It needs to be an audio book bro, I need to hear him narrate it himself
JAMES WHOLE LIFE STORY IS HILARIOUS 😂😂😂I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂
Did Rem say you came on your Beeriod? 11:58 😂😂😂😂 I'm in bits
The bus driver looking back at 10:02, had me on the floor bruv LMAO XD.
James never fails to make my legs swing at a 90⁰ degree angles
Careful, that's how dick finds it's way between them😂
yo what😂
Pause😭
Where u sitting so ur feet don’t touch floor??
Absurd 🤣
James' story telling abilities are out of this world!
JAMES IS RIGHT
You don't have the money, just don't go! It's crazy. Why are you complaining about something that you can make a choice for?
The world we live in now. People feel entitled to EVERYTHING
People feel entitled to watching the act a concert, wow what a crazy world.
@@veryfitting nobody forcing them to buy it and if you can’t afford it STAY THE FUCK UP. A concert ain’t a right or a need
They should be discounted deeper. $100 difference is not enough.
@@ThereSaSpiderNMySoupif you look at it like that it’s not much but it’s literally 50% of the cheapest price
Everyone’s had that kind of sleep before. You’re so tired, close your eyes, and BOOM… 2 hours went by.
😂
James ' stories do me in every time 😂😂😭🤣 Beeriod 😭😂😅.
BEERIOOODDD LOLOLOL MY CHEST
beriod is HILARIOUSSSSS
james has lived a life im genuinely on the floor cackling😭😭
11:58 “Yeah….you came on your beer-iod” Rem with game winner😂😂😂lol
James and these articulate stories!!! This man has BEEN THRU some things. 😂 Bonus: getting Rem to fallout laugh
Rem said he was on his beriod 😂😂😂 I'm stealing that 🤣🤣🤣
😂 haha this brought back so many memories. So funny how differently men & women are. Men don’t care if they leave their mates, us women; if one misses the bus, we are all missing the bus. No one is getting left behind 😂🤣😂
This is literally my favourite James story 🤣 "sprint to the toilet and shit myself" 😭😭
'The air is thinner' subtle but it had me rolling😅
Standing in my spare room ironing, crying with laughter at the tale of the coach journey from Sunderland.
That’s literally a “shits & gigs” story 😂😂
I went twice and the second time, I was next to the listening only seats and BABY! it was STILL a vibe. She walks out the screen so you'll see her enough
Gotta love when multiple people comment “first” 😂
First in heart...
What's the purpose of the "first" comment? Do you get recognition or get paid? I'm curious
@@annedijeh I’d say it has more to do with proving to others, along with the creators, that they’re fans. Yk to get that sense of self- accomplishment.
I been loosing for 8 weeks now ...i feel like rem on top 5
The thing with the Beyoncé behind the stage tickets is if they get in the building chances are they can eventually get to the floor. After about 30 min, the stadium workers don't care as long as you don't cause any issues.
I literally rewatched this episode back to back because of James’ story 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Most of the seats you can’t see anyway bc everybody stands with their phones out anyway
Facts. So freaking annoying.
Is that a wedding band on Rems' finger? Bro 'bout to break hearts 😂
Yes ! I saw it months ago and my heart shattered 😂 ... Like I'd have a chance with him hahahaha
The Twitter threads cussing guys who bought their girls listening seats to Beyonce are going to be juicy😂😂😂
Isn’t that called the walk of shame James? 😂
LOL BRAAAAAADDDAAAA!! James that was the best story I've heard in a minute. I'm dying.
I saw Beyonce in Toronto. The night before, they changed the cameras and it would've impacted our view. Our seats and everyone else in our section was upgraded. So listening only would definitely be disclosed
When James tells a story it always sends me off ends 😂😂
Never fail to make me absolutely lose my mind 😂
Hahaha James has funny life experiences for EVERYTHING hahaha
I agree, the listening only seats are still a seat. No one said you can’t walk around and watch her as you grab a snack from the concession lol
Anybody else just randomly say,”Faaaaaam” throughout the day? 😂😂
😂😂😂😂 James I love how that story just came out of know where. The laugh out loud I just done 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fearsome friends would NEVER abandon our drunk bestie. 😂
It’s Fuhad looking back at him when he’s running to get there for me. 😭💀😂
Literally seeing Beyoncé in Miami today 😂
James was on tour 😂😂😂
Sounds like an amazing story to tell your kids James 😂😂😂😂. I would have panicked but eventually chilled out since I know I'll get home..... eventually and pass out 😂
I just NEED to see some pics of all of them from the uni days
James’s life is chaotic
When I was in uni I had similar experience every time I went home. For context I went uni in estonia (eastern europe) and I live Antigua(Easter Caribbean). I use to fall asleep on buses and trains, battery was always dead and I don't speak the languages of the countries I flew through. Fun times
Just love all of james stories..😂
"THEN DONT GO! YOU AINT GOT BEYONCE MONEY BRO!" i died, i cackllleeeddd
This reminds me of James' story when he had to run to work and the client cancelled the appointment while it was happening because James stank of alcohol or puke or whatever. Anyone know what episode that was?
He's told that story twice.. can't remember the episodes. Sorry 😂.
Rock bottom has a basement, ep 301
@@silvermoo8869 appreciate it, king.
I go back to this video every single day to have a good laugh 😂😂😂
A listening only option actually sounds kind of nice for people that want to hear the live performance, but the lights and visuals may be too much or overstimulating for them. And you can still get in and buy merch!
Low key knee slapper "there's altitude up there!"
It’s crazy because I saw Beyonce on her London date for £150 (which I think is more than reasonably priced for someone of her caliber) and had amazing seats. American prices are just crazy.
"it's near New Castle" "oooh🤢"
6:22 That "OH YEAH" from Fuhad cracks me up every time
James actually kills me 😂❤️
Rem has never tired of hearing this story 😂😂😂 My dude was losing it ☠️
These type of lessons teach you restraint😂
HAHAHAH I’m from Newcastle and hearing you guys drag Sunderland is FUNNY man 😭 yo but I didn’t appreciate that “oh” from Fuhad
The cheapest being $318 is what’s insane, not even the listening tickets
I dont understand how decent seats cost more than a month's rent. That takes the piss lol
@@LandPirate1resale… i got GOOD seats for $250ish before the resale
@@LandPirate1to be fair, these are tickets in the U.S., where avg monthly rent is $1700.
REM laughing is making it even worse! 😅😅😅
When Rem said “you had your Beeriod” I fucking lost it 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Too hilarious....laughed so much.James got stories for dayzzzzzzz. Man has lived 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I swearrr this is why i always have a charger in me when i go out😂😂 i rather be late asf then go without a charger
James' story is 😂😂😂😂😂 but Fuhad's and Rems reaction has me DYYYYYYYYYING!!!
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
2018 Coachella was absolutely wild!!!!!! ❤
The listening seats only for beyonce tonight in Miami are at best 367 with fees....I've been on the tickets all week. But also blind people go to concerts all the time and experience all of the sounds.
I wouldn't pay one wooden nickel to watch Beyoncé or her husband perform 😂😂
You man did James dirty. Yall could have asked the driver to stop so that Jimmy could get on 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Danggg I might needa get on the patreon cause this was HILARIOUSSSSS!!!!!!
Sunderland fam, defend yourself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rem (casually) : “you came on your beeriod”
BEERIOD 😂👌11:58
This one had me in stitches 😭 the worst birthday ever 😂😂
Lmaooo it's hilarious cos my uni is in Sunderland and I was shocked she was there too
I still have Qs about James' birthday story, because why didn't they wake him up when they were leaving the hotel? Why didn't they tell the bus driver to wait when they could seeee him running to the bus? Why did everyone act normal when Rem said beriod? 😂😭
So wait, you man never even told the driver to wait for James and he's right there, dang lol
I lost it when fuhad said "OH YEAH!!!" 😂😂🤣🤣
You just know if Taylor Swift sold Listening Only tickets, the reaction would be "aww swifties". Also James' story had me howling! 😂😂
James has and tells the best stories 😅
Americans listening and nodding along when Fuhad hears Newcastle and says Ohhh... Yep, mmhmm, I know some of these words.
Fuhad’s OH YEAH and the way he said FAM got me 😂
the coach story!! 🤣he said "WHERE?!" 😂😂😂
Imagine getting stuck in Sunderland on your birthday. Poor guy
Now Friday has started ✌️
Y'all are the best make me laugh everyday. 😂
😂😂😂 yall are the funniest on YT right now for me
Just don’t go! Life is so simple sometimes it is people who complicate it!! 😅 plus… the morning after the night before of boozing … it is about to be murder in this loo!!!
Damn 6 hour straight on a coach, no phone, no music just your own thoughts. Hungover and alone and lost. Oof
I don’t understand why people are upset with Beyoncé? If people buy tickets to not see that’s they’re deal. If you can’t afford it, it’s unfortunate but it’s incredibly expensive to tour and her staff is at least 1,000 strong across the US tour alone. People have to be paid.
Entertainment is a luxury anyway. I’d rather the news talk about housing prices
Aren't these resale tickets?
the crazy part is seats behind the stage were not for sale so i hope nobody tried to purchase because ticketmaster did not list those seats for sale
I cried real tears hearing James story
YoOOooOo that story was nuts 😂😂😂😂😂
Concerts tickets often drop drastically if you wait to 2 hours before the concert. Beyonce was expensive so many Americans flew international to see her because it was cheaper to fly to another country and see her than watching her in America. I think people were upset that the visual impaired tickets are cheaper than the behind the wall tickets.
James 😂😂😂OMG the life you’ve lived😂😂😂 I can’t breathe
I was on maps following along🤣🤣
Not me looking on Google maps to see the distance from Manchester to Sunderland 😂
I think to myself wow I’ve had a life…the stories I have & then there’s James 😮😂😂😂
Chilling at Golders Green, I just noticed a coach terminating at Sunderland and of course I came straight here 😂😂😅