I Impaled Everything And It Was Amazing in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ส.ค. 2024
- Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is finally here! Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is a wacky physics-based tactics game. Experience totally accurate battle through the ages in TABS! Watch more TABS here: bit.ly/TABSBlitz
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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Gameplay Overview:
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) is a wacky physics-based tactics game. Experience accurate warfare through the ages. TABS uses state of the art physics-based simulation to provide you with never-before-seen insight to our greatest battles of history.
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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Game Features:
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) is a game like no other game. It not really accurate, but the battles are physics based simulations where numerous wacky characters battle through different technology ages to become the ultimate champions of the Totally Accurate Battles!
TABS Early Access has 5 different factions:
Tribal Cavemen, Farmers, Medieval Knights, Ancient Warriors, and Vikings!
Enjoy the 13 maps in Sandbox mode or Campaign
Defeat the enemies in the silly campaign!
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Download TABS on Steam:
bit.ly/2FOhL0h
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Watch the Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Trailer:
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Lol the IGP reference love this channel so much
Mobile Gamer where?
3:03
Mobile Gamer thx
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Mobile Gamer let's subscribe to each others channel.
11:40
King:hi👋
Blitz:you killed me
Me:lol
Totally Accurate _Batlte_ Simulator
Might wanna change the title
jas mwhahaha
Battlecry: Wababababa!
Yea
Why
My guess:something to do with battle cause that’s what u did a font on
Lol I never noticed
Blitz: Plays this game, records the footage, edits it into a great video, uploads it and posts it on TH-cam for thousands to see
Also blitz: Batlte
when youre so early you catch blitz before he can fix the title
Same
Yep same and lol
Batlte
This is the first time I was that early :(
Ok everyone thats enough bullying blitz he still provided us with a entertaining video
no one:
literally no one:
no even Thanos:
Blitz:I impaled myself with a pencil
I got impaled by my sharp pencil tip in second grade
I impaled my Not too sharp pencil in first grade and it went throught my skin and it hurted so much that i cant imagane things
same
9:07 completely ignoring 20 vlads just falling into the water haha
4:48 THAT MAMMOTH WANTED THAT BEARD!
You should get an archer and control him. Put him in a tower as a sniper
3:03 thank you blitz
Blitz: let’s impale everything
Me: let’s freeze the earth
8:48 Me trying to get on to my bed after a long night at the bar.
Best title ever:I impales everything and it was amazing in totally accurate batlte simulater
😂😂 batlte
You spelled simulator wrong lol imagine simulater in the title
when blitz yeetus dat feetus(0:26)
"Make him deader than a door knob" -blitz 2019
10% of comments: Random things
Other 90%: Fix the title
Blue side : 10 elephants
Red size: 1 bard
Can you escape the elephants as a bard in first person mode?
Mammoths I mean
Never heard of Totally Accurate Batlte simulator before
Wut
r/woooshh
@@tonylin983 r/whoooosh because its a joke and blitz made a spelling error not a joke
1. Title
2. The cheerleaders have to be infront of any emplacement weapon (balista, etc.) otherwise they'll buff the PERSON controlling it.
8:56. Just chillin.
10:13 your welcome... 😂😂😂😂
Really late but you couldn’t be the snake because it still counted as a projectile until it touched the ground
Anyone one remember the Poacher and Chariot? Those were the good old days :)
When you try to murder a animal secretly but this happens 7:50
the title is what Vlad the Impaler would say
Since you did multiplayer before. Can you do hide and seek with baron and more friends
8:33 *Mammoth rave intensifies.*
7:49 a worthy jojo's "to be continued" freeze frame
This is hilarious. I love your energy Blitz
12:50
“Burger poop”
1:25
Titanic in a nutshell
Play as the monkey king vs 200 Hobbits 🌞🌇
When you are so early the comments are not like baiting
Yeet
Cellgaming 123 EDIT: LIKE IF U AGREE
@@THESLlCK no.. Lmao
Cellgaming 123 it’s sarcasm.
Welcome to comedy
@@THESLlCK ik i said lol afterwards
"Oh, don't get one of this weird epileptic seizure things"-Blitz 2019
Last time I was this early Romania was being invaded by the Ottomans
Lol he laughs like a crazed 10 year old, so great.
Blitz p!lay as a character with lots of health, and lure an army of clubbers into the water, or of a cliff.
Who else is so early Blitz doesnt know his title says "Totally Accurate Batlte Simulator"?
More than 6k people
Try buffing thanos,and be him,while he is huge.plz try it.
See what it looks like when you get shot out of the water turbine thing.
You should have a Procter with an impaler’s stick through the hole of the shield
Stand on top of the lighthouse in the medieval map then control Artemis and destroy an army!! :P
Other people:a mammoth!
Blitz:a - dinosaur.- elephant thingy
this game has proved:pencil is the second in the list of the strongest weapon
Blitz try using a cheerleader squad on a snake archer. let the snakes fly!
“Bad the propeller”
Baron 2019
He unintentionally shouted out IGP :D
Blitz:I have done it I have murderd an elephant
Peta: *first time?*
Make 100 ice giants fight an OP modded unit
Will 100 ice giants fit on the map?
But a good suggestion
It depends what map u have
Oh true true
10:13 blitz you okay man?
Man all the *batlting* in this has me on edge
Reality: TABS-totally accurate battle simulator
My mind: totally anilated but succeeds
Blitz you can only impale units that's dead
*1029th!*
And wow Blitz made a video based on my comment of the Hwatcha hit & run tactic. My life goals are accomplished!
ChrisPlays I’m pretty sure he came up with that himself
Blitz, you should control the archers with cheerleaders, but have autoclicker on
Blitz the reason why the hwacha didn't reload fast was because a cheerleader can "cheer" the hwacha and the human on it
“Make Him Deader Than A Door Knob” - Blitz 2019
Phalnax formation is just boneless Vlad
Do the super fast archer with cheerleaders
5 mammoths vs a mace spinner with cheerleaders and a dragon wheel barrow with cheer leaders vs 100 half lings! pls blitz ur the best
Do an army of every unit vs armies made up of each individual unit to see what is stronger
Try buffing Artemis with about 20 cheerleaders and aim at the ground. Recoil should make you fly.
acher: is normal
snake acher:destraction
ice acher:slo-mo
firework acher:explosion
artemis:duplicated
I got the perfect battle cheerleaders with a sensei vs ALOT of minotaurs and scarecrows
Love your vids make more plz 👍and you are awsome i watch you all the time and your videos make me happy
Can u do
Vlad the impaler vs 10 cerica spearmen
7:49 Cracked me up 😝🤣😂
That 1st person mode would look a 100 times cool with vr.
They should make a dinosaur fraction and T. rex as boss.Also when the king turned white he looked like marshmellow because of the x eyes and well white
Vad the Propeller lmao
10:12 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
You missed a chance for a pun in the title. Instead of amazing you could've said totally accurate
Muczkapl that’s not a pun. It is totally accurate
If you kill your cheerleaders, you still have the buff
That Noise Though... 13:44
you didnt need cheery bois when u where artimis, you fire automaticly!
BLITZ NEXT PLEASE DO 20 CHEERLEADER AND 10 FIREWORK ARCHER VS 5 DRAGON PLEASE
Totally Accurate Batlte Simulator is my favorite game
Yeah the possession feature is really cool! I enjoy playing with it on my computer!
Love it keep up the cool vids
Use only ONE character (whatever character, even secret ones) vs an army almost impossible to destroy and you control that one character
Can you try to fight berserkers, valkeries, and Minotaurs? I want to see if you can do it in first person. Also, if you use a giant, only use the samurai giant.
Put a firework archer and a stoner each 3 squares from the middle and something cool will happen
The cheerleaders have a glitch where it sometimes doesn't work if you control a unit
For the hwacha and the caterpillar and stuff like that you need to have the cheerleaders boost the unit first then control it cuz the Bachelors will boost something first and then when you join in it goes to the other thing and you can shoot really fast
Use the jesters flying thingy with cheerleaders
Video of Blitz abusing Mammoths
Try making an ice giant fight another ice giant
put artimis against a ton of halflings and something interesting will happen
The Greeks and the Vikings are battling to see whose Gods are superior!
Greece
30 teachers(shortswords because we don't have a greek shortsword unit)
60 hoplites
30 shields
30 sarissans
60 snake archers
5 ballistae
1 Zeus
1 Artemis
5 catapults
Vikings
40 headbutters
60 brawlers
10 Jarls
10 longships
40 spear throwers(cause vikings for some reason don't get a spear unit)
30 berserkers
30 ice archers
20 Valkyries
1 Ullr
Blitz the buff has to kinda warm up so you fire and the more you fire the more the buff does (maybe that's a nerf or it was always in the game)
So why isn't this game's unit creator out yet
Also see what it looks like to fly from getting shot by fireworks
Do king with cheerleaders and bards and scarecrow with cheerleaders
More forager more forager more forager more forager plzzzzzzz
With the unit control I just got an idea
Buff a cheerleader with a cheerleader
And the buffed cheerleader buff a unit
Welcome to Totally Accurate Batlte Simulator
Good ol totally accurate batlte simulator!
Lol fix the title
Here before he fixed the title btw
same
What did it say?
What was the title before he fixed it?
The title is Batlte And it still wasnt Changed
do a jester vs king and something awesome will happen if it didn’t happen replay the battle
9:00
Mamoth: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Become a snake but you have to escape from a bunch of Kings but not in the same Map choose the most random map in the game