0:24 Plot twist: She's real, and she's been stalking you for the past eight months while sneaking LSDs into your food to make you hallucinate and doubt everything you see. This is the first time she's entered your room, and you are slowly beginning to realize what's going on as she locks the door while pulling out a knife.
I've actually had wingstop fuck up my order last night. I had ordered 1/2 original hot and 1/2 hickory BBQ. I got the BBQ, but instead of hot wings, I got garlic parmesean. It wasn't bad, just dry as fuck.
14:20 Yeah... Until I met a girl who thinks the same as me, and after a while we started talking about these things, I found out that Women do that... And have fun just like us... I thought it was strange at first, but then I got used to it.
I got subnautica for my birthday then the next day it was free because of covid💀
Lmaooo
That sucks. Do you like the game at least?
@@graphitebendy yeah I love the game but man my luck sucks
Lol I got the living hat day one on stardew valley, so that's my video game story
Hahaha 😂
10:03 historically that is basically what spiritual enlightenment is.
3:48 Plot twist: It's his sister.
13:38
Basically me at the gym for almost a month and can’t remember anyones name.
#dankness
"The customer is always right."
Karens: "It's free real estate."
1:48
Thats probably the sad part of being an Albino bear
6:35 It actually took me a while to realise what I was looking at because of the text.
biologists: cells multiply by dividing
mathematicians: numbers divide by multiplying
#DANKNESS
Me:*sees cop in my rearview mirror*
My brain: "maybe you accidentally committed a felony"
Me to my brain: "shut the F up"
12:59 A Deep Rock Galactic meme, never thought I'd see the day
14:55 As a black metal fan, I feel that.
As a person who "listens to everything" I can safely say that I usually like metal, but not death metal so that's spot on :P
16:35
Happens to me all the time
Everyone knows the pain
13:03 ROCK AND STONE BROTHERS ⛏
0:58 actually we say 3 quarters
0:24 Plot twist: She's real, and she's been stalking you for the past eight months while sneaking LSDs into your food to make you hallucinate and doubt everything you see. This is the first time she's entered your room, and you are slowly beginning to realize what's going on as she locks the door while pulling out a knife.
Jump out of the window
Don't let her get that kill
4:51 i'm 16 and already afraid to check both
Alright time for don't die December. Yall ready
I’m a simple man, I see a sister Marine thumbnail, I watch the video
#dankness
what gives peoples feeling of power:
money
status
remembering how i learned english from the internet
1:13 that one speaks volumes.
#dankness
Her: Why don't you come up and see me sometime?
Me: Every time I do you tell me to leave!
6:20 enjoy yourself *_now_*
6:04 ay what the hell
6:46 yes, yes i have
#dankness
Holidays: *exists*
Mariah Carey: it’s showtime
I've actually had wingstop fuck up my order last night. I had ordered 1/2 original hot and 1/2 hickory BBQ. I got the BBQ, but instead of hot wings, I got garlic parmesean. It wasn't bad, just dry as fuck.
Dont die December
Mass Murder March, or MMM!
6:59 solo leveling
8:32 😭😄 why????
"Lord, grant me the strength of patience... For the last time, Jesica- it is 'Forgive me father, for I have sinned."
oh no
#dankness Karen: I wanna speak to your manager!!!!!
Me: * pulls out uno reverse card. *
Karen: That's not how you play the game.
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.
#dankness
It's NNN: Panik
You're Asexual: Kalm
DDD: Panik
My son is growing so fast and I'm proud of him
2:05 he should have said(-1) times 5 is (-5)
14:20 Yeah... Until I met a girl who thinks the same as me, and after a while we started talking about these things, I found out that Women do that... And have fun just like us... I thought it was strange at first, but then I got used to it.
1:38
Do not try this guys
its a joke, you'll become obese
9:17 9:17 9:17 I must know I MUST KNOW
8:32 Not the internet, it's because the thumbs are down.
This is the fun
6:03 what the fuck
Search up Zone (internet artist) and you will get the answer.
sauce for 0:09?
#Dankness
Memellion: Makes a threat or a promise if i like & subscribe
Me: Agrees
Also me: Where my ghost pupper?
I’m not spiritually enlightened but smoking weed, getting drunk, having a rock collection, and getting off to furry porn does sound fun
It's December bois gimme that thumbnail sauce
Houshou Marine
Artist ?
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Join me My brethren in DDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE THUMBNAIL SAUCE????/
Idk
14:45 also not a shrek meme. Missed opportunity
Where do I find the one at 6:04
at 12:24 yes please
10:02 If you got a better way, I'd like to hear it.
Can someone explain the Japan one please? I tried looking it up and I can’t find it
731 Squad
6:52 what?
Tf is bone marrow babies???
What is rock and stone?
Huh ??
@@roringusanda2837 wha??
@@nunyadambidness8568 neber mind, i didn't get it either...i haf no idea what that meant
deep rock galactic. very fun lots of danger darkness and dwarves.
So I’m going to regret this but
What’s DDD?
DestroyDickDecember
@@INSANODELCOCO2 oh so anti-NNN?
@@FrostBite46 Yeah, or what happens after NNN.
People think McDonald's fries are delicious? How? That's shits dry, tasteless and vile
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