60 minutes feels like an hour without you. Awe really? Thx You didn’t have to cut me off! Make it like it never happened and that we were nothing. I don’t even need your love, but you treat me like a stranger and it feels so rough.
11:49 the scene in transformers were the decepticons made that giant cat thing in Egypt, yeah that scene crashed there software like 4 times in production, and if i remember right, actualy cought there computer on fire
#dankness Man: Wants girlfriend Man: Runs personal ad Man: Nothing but THOTS, spammers, and psychos Man: Gets a shelter dog and spoils it silly instead.
@@void4001 And some of the dogs are smarter. I mean, they got me trained to pet them pretty quickly. N-not that I like d-dogs or anything, b-baka! I'm just keeping them from biting me!
Ummmm....yeah. cant tell you how many times I've seen business owners not listen to employees and also complain why are things so hard. The short list is always: No incentive structure No desire to modernise Believing thwt what worked in the past will always work in the future Believing that less employees means less employees to pay for is a good thing Relying on the same three ppl to do everything.
Ben, Dora I think, every fictional main character and their cousin are are all dating
You named two
Reminds me of how my dumb ass actually thought that Dora was dating her cousin before realizing that he was, in fact, her cousin.
0:45 That "blueberry milkshake" is their blood being drained from the horseshoe crabs.
:(
😟 oh.
No😣
@@startedllama8238 yes 😁
18:44 That was a very long pause
#Dankness
People reacting to superheroes in movies: “😀”
People reacting to superheroes in real life: “HEY THATS ILLEGAL!”
Great video as always Mr. Melli
20:59 So it’s just like playing the lottery? I’m sold!
15:07 seek from doors grew 2 braincells and starting chasing backwards
#Dankness
*Tinder message*
Me: I'm gonna frick you so deep you'll find Adele rolling in it.
Her: Marry me NOW.
60 minutes feels like an hour without you.
Awe really? Thx
You didn’t have to cut me off! Make it like it never happened and that we were nothing. I don’t even need your love, but you treat me like a stranger and it feels so rough.
17:07 I want to believe she gonna fall apart and then become ashes.
I honestly agree 100%
0:49
Hmmmm yes,Tasty Blood Milkshake
Wha?
@@void4001 Horseshoe Crab Blood is Blue
Like Blueberries
@@xboxoneyes7734 oh… now I understand.
@@void4001 Ya welcome
11:49 the scene in transformers were the decepticons made that giant cat thing in Egypt, yeah that scene crashed there software like 4 times in production, and if i remember right, actualy cought there computer on fire
The snowman in Elf? *The snowman in ELF??* I hate being old.
2:34 Geico pizza.
1:05 The Last Of Us Part 2 moment
3:41 more like star bros
The Death Star is Flat:-
Best flat earther one ever 😂😂😂
14:46 Ultimate lifeform sigma Chad right there.
And what kind of car was it?
@anjana mukherjeekundu Well normally no but to me it does.
@2:20
This has been me since 2014...
7:18 it's the frog meme
Pepe the frog
09:56 throw it out the window with your hand like a monke
7:00 So I take it the countries that doesn't have it written say it the same? Since Britain doesn't it written?
5:58 Today is my birthday what a coincidence
Happy birthday to you
Snakes actually do smell, but their sense of smell isn’t very advanced. So they use their tongue to taste the air, crazy right?
7:03 in Latin, 58 is "-2 + 60"
If u didn't get that blueberry joke it accully they're blood
7:19 i dont see it
Me neither
Its Pepe the Frog
Ohhh!! It is Pepe!! Kind of blur your eyes and the general outlines of Pepe takes shape out of the assembled objects 🐙
@Landon Cowdrey yeah, that's Pepe too...
I've tried the Costco line, it didn't work.
game of the year just means its popular, it doesn't mean its good
Than*
Sweeeet hoooooome Alabamaaaaaaaaa
Adam and Eve begat everybody; we're all related anyway.
I SEE KERMIT
8:37 this guy came from Portugal, Brazil or Spain.
#dankness
You have a smoking addiction and get extra breaks.
I have a gaming/hentai addiction and don't get extra breaks.
We are not the same.
I have a going to tje bathroom pr needing water 1-2 times a day addiction with 1 monthly bathroom break from school. We are not the same.
I hit Like @ Pepe, took me (more than) a moment, had to remove my glasses.
When you don’t have a girlfriend 💪and all they can give is bad your momma jokes
0:41 no really please tell me why its bad PLEASE
Fun fact: In
the
time
it
took
you
to
read
this.
That
Thing
Is
Behind
You
Now
Air
Ah yes the mirror and my reflection what a terrifying thing to see in the morning
#dankness
Man: Wants girlfriend
Man: Runs personal ad
Man: Nothing but THOTS, spammers, and psychos
Man: Gets a shelter dog and spoils it silly instead.
Can confirm, dogs > women
(Dogs love everyone if they’re nice to them)
@@void4001 And some of the dogs are smarter. I mean, they got me trained to pet them pretty quickly. N-not that I like d-dogs or anything, b-baka! I'm just keeping them from biting me!
17:09 name?
#DANKNESS
Her: He's probably think about other girls..
Him: Who the fuck is this chick and why is she in my bed-
Bulgaria is also a country y'know
Ummmm....yeah. cant tell you how many times I've seen business owners not listen to employees and also complain why are things so hard. The short list is always:
No incentive structure
No desire to modernise
Believing thwt what worked in the past will always work in the future
Believing that less employees means less employees to pay for is a good thing
Relying on the same three ppl to do everything.
17:03
give the sauce pls
can someone explain 19:28 ? i dont get it and i cant find anything on google about it... well nothing that could explain this meme
There are a lot of prostitutes that target men to steal their money and valuables.
The....ladies selling their...wares...are very numerous and persistent there. VERY aggressive sales technique.
@@roringusanda2837 ahhh kk lol
0:05 for me, it's Stepsister Instead of Cousin, but I'd say my Girlfriend and Stepsister are Equally as Hot.
Sus, I guess?
10:46 this happend to me in high school, but the "he" is a "she"
I got 8 mf adds
3:25 sauce? (a friend askd for it)
What is 0:49 about?
It's poison
Their blood has the colour of blueberry juice
Of course the crabs are not being fed milkshake, the blue blood of the horseshoe crab is being extracted to be used in medical research.
3:39 seriously. What is the title of the movie?
Idk but I wanna say that guy is Doug McClure...
Can someone please explain the horseshoe crab one?? Thank you :)
I also want to know it
Someone in the comments says that this is poison
The crabs have blue blood.
horse shoe crab blood is used in medicine and its blue
This one does not spark joy
I didnt play either but elden ring seemed way better than gow
Well it won.
Funny, just like me😁
7:03, it's more 80+12 rather than 4+20+12, even tho it sounds the same :p it's more "logical" that way ;p
they do infact say (4*20)+12
in Switzerland people also say 90+2 (in french) but in france it's the first one
Your memes are subpar
horseshoe crabs blue blood is used for cofid medicine
Stop it; get some help.
@@markh.6687 tis true :D
@@lisagibson2975 Only in your mind; your Tinfoil Hat chinstrap is too tight.
Early
Ok
184th
???
First
No u second
No
1th
Sweet home alabama
best country of the states
@@Skeewwayo, WHAT?!
First
No