It felt like just a bunch of friends having a good time and he was the life of the party. Hes so skilled socially man, turns random topics into good jokes and hes quick on his feet
I love seeing the Palestinian community. They are so lovely. They love talking about where they’re from. Inshallah we will all help you get your lands and cities back ♥
honestly yeah if I was Palestinian I would never shut up abt it. In this world, it's sad to be proud of ur nationality when our nations r cowards & won't do whats right, but I'd have no inch of shame saying "I'm Palestinian".
You mean the people who refused all peace treaties, preach death to all Jews and Christians, and slaughter innocent civilians!!!! Spitting fake liberal BS about Palestine.
At least those cloven-hoof beasts might get the official National seal of approval for their participation in the continued ongoing sustenance of the wholesale physical survival of the overall IDF membership once their Nationally-bovine-defined term of service has expired, whilst at the same time providing milk for those self-same polemic-combatant-subdemographic-set membership occupants prior to the end of their bovine term of service theresoin: It's a win-win; Of course. Now: If the IDF are going to breed these special battalion-soldiery-membership-delineated National warriors on campus space and in time of polemic service, as such; Then they're going to really have to go the actual extra mile here, 24/6/360, and start separating the milking quarters from the culinary quarters, and as far away from the birthing quarters as possible, of these specially-purposed National Soldiery Battalion members at all; Because the last thing anyone wants at that point is the liability risk of some, much less any, one of the Rank-and-File IDF Soldiery having some... Uh... Non-officially-sanctioned fun in the kitchen with Dinah, so to speak, on the Eve of Shabbos -- Particularly during the High Holy Days; Prior to the Universal Advent of the Final Messianic Kingdom. Is that too far out of line? Just... Uh... Just asking; FWIW. BTW: Once they start allowing Red Heifers into the IDF, along with the entire Elite Taurine Regiment of Bashan, for example; then, At that point, Samuel L. Bronkowitz finally will have been totally vindicated, in the end: For That's Armageddon. 😋😋😋
Such genius, your improv abilities make it seem effortless. The students you taught must've had a great time learning. Just finished a deep dive into Bethlehem, Aramaic, leading to the Mandaeans, a group who, amongst other things, genetically links Palestinians and Jews. A fascinating diversion from what I was supposed to be doing. May you be safe in your travels, and your family protected in Gaza.💜 #Humanity. #CeasefireNow❤️🇵🇸✊🇮🇪
Watching this set now and feeling crushed when you mentioned your trip to Lebanon this month. Three months ago we had no clue the genocide would be extended there.
I hope he does libya 🇱🇾 one day, but if you thought the Saudis 🇸🇦 were religious up tight Muslim arabs, wait till u see two tribes fighting on a land dispute like it is 900ace😅
Laham also means connecting things together and also family, in modern Arabic, yes Laham is only used for "Meat" but the name of the city isn't modern. And even if it meant "House of meat", a definite article is required in proper Arabic, (Beit of the Laham). Finally, Laham could've just been a common name, a family, a person or a thing, etc..
Look at you, Sammy! You are getting watched & loved from around the world! - based JUST on this one comment section - U.S. (of course), Canada, Iraq, Morocco, Lebanon, Kuwait, Nepal, Indonesia - & these are JUST the ones that I read (& who gave their country.) Sammy Obeid's WORLD TOUR - coming soon - (to then be repeated when everybody wants to see you again.) I hope that you WILL become more & more known with demands for shows for you worldwide. You are EXCELLENT & should become a HUGE SUCCESS that everybody knows. (Just don't let it take you back into your 1st area of expertise - even if just "recreational". You deserve better than that.) Wishing you love & success (from Canada). ❤
May God bless you Sammy, (& your family - ESPECIALLY in Gaza.) How you can still find it in you to joke during such a difficult time shows JUST how funny you are. It is not even 2nd nature to you - it IS your nature. May you ALWAYS be able to joke & find some humour in life.🙏 (I'm Canadian, so this IS the proper spelling of humour for me.) Take care & all the best. ❤
Just because it feels like the end times, does not mean it is. I like your stuff; you are funny and it is really making me feel better during some shit. Thank you.
Sammy is gonna have a fun rabbit hole when he reads about the red heifer madness. Not sure how he missed this whole saga. They have to have all of their hairs red. And they're doing GMO cows which is quite juicy.
Sammy. Salam. Everytime I waTch you, you wake me up. Your so clever. Blows me away. So much on the rt side of history owning it and sharing it. So cool. Love you brother.
@06:55 Never thought about the Arabic meaning of "Lachem" before. In Hewbrew the same phrase has a different meaning - "Bread" as in a "house of bread", the one Henzel & Grettle skipped.
5:56 😂 this is exactly how I became a teacher. I was a teaching assistant and realized I can do what they do. I put in 15 years as elementary teacher then total burnout. Oops. Still recovering but feeling better these days.
That girl who said "they wanted to pay me min wage to be a teachers assistant so I didn't do it" needs a reality check. Generally, when you are being trained by a company and learning skills, you get minimum wage. I'm grateful she weeded herself out of the profession.
This man is proof is that if we all took ourselves and our beliefs less seriously, there'd be peace in the world. That he can still laugh and make others laugh with all the evil acts and misery in the world, we can all find joy in the gift of being alive and surrounded by our fellow suffering, beautiful kin
In 2016 an Italian University of Pennsylvania economics professor, Guido Menzio, had his flight delayed because a fellow passenger thought the equations he was writing might be a sign he was a terrorist. Menzio was flying from Philadelphia to Syracuse to give a talk at Queen’s University in Ontario, Canada. He was solving a differential equation, but said he was told the woman thought he might be a terrorist because of what he was writing. The men in black who questioned him told him "that the woman was concerned that I was a terrorist because I was writing strange things on a pad of paper.” Love your comedy Sammy, hope you do a European tour at some point!
This guy is a natural..He’s also educating people in the process.. amazing
He’s phenomenal.
"He did E." What a great punchline lmfao
Initially I thought he was good at dad jokes, now I understand he's good at teacher jokes.
😂
@SammyObeidComedy please do libya next and not in the fun why
Sammy's good at ALL jokes. AMAZINGLY good - even for "on the spot" humour.
@SammyObeidComedy be careful if you're still going to Lebanon in October
@@prosper_the_princeim out of touch, whats going on in Lebanon?
The moment right before the maklouba punchline hit, the guy who laughed as he connected the dots was great, genius comedycraft
That joke is funny on so many levels. If u know u know.
😂
That audience was great.
The best audience a comedian can ask for. And this was in FLORIDA!
It felt like just a bunch of friends having a good time and he was the life of the party. Hes so skilled socially man, turns random topics into good jokes and hes quick on his feet
Those who watch him speak also have a high IQ
@@kingace6186 not everyone in Florida are Nazis, despite what DeSatan tries to make people believe
@@kingace6186you in florida?
One of the smartest standup comedians, much love for ur work❤❤❤
Math geek too.. i love this guy
I love seeing the Palestinian community. They are so lovely. They love talking about where they’re from. Inshallah we will all help you get your lands and cities back ♥
honestly yeah if I was Palestinian I would never shut up abt it. In this world, it's sad to be proud of ur nationality when our nations r cowards & won't do whats right, but I'd have no inch of shame saying "I'm Palestinian".
Yea except when you disagree with us. Pure hatred and violence.
@@bookworm4276you are a loser, signed a Palestinian
You mean the people who refused all peace treaties, preach death to all Jews and Christians, and slaughter innocent civilians!!!! Spitting fake liberal BS about Palestine.
Forget the politics for a minute. Innocent normal people from both sides are suffering terribly. It’s heartbreaking.
"...not just one person. Lets say they come in a(i)pac." 😂
Brilliant
Amazing how he always hits that punch line with such subtlety.
We are definitely in the last episode of this season of “Humanity”.
Sammy I can’t get enough of these videos!
"Even the cows are joining the IDF now" 😂😂
Even the cows got a free birthright trip 😅
Even the cows got a free birthright trip 😂
😂
At least those cloven-hoof beasts might get the official National seal of approval for their participation in the continued ongoing sustenance of the wholesale physical survival of the overall IDF membership once their Nationally-bovine-defined term of service has expired, whilst at the same time providing milk for those self-same polemic-combatant-subdemographic-set membership occupants prior to the end of their bovine term of service theresoin:
It's a win-win;
Of course.
Now:
If the IDF are going to breed these special battalion-soldiery-membership-delineated National warriors on campus space and in time of polemic service, as such;
Then they're going to really have to go the actual extra mile here, 24/6/360, and start separating the milking quarters from the culinary quarters, and as far away from the birthing quarters as possible, of these specially-purposed National Soldiery Battalion members at all;
Because the last thing anyone wants at that point is the liability risk of some, much less any, one of the Rank-and-File IDF Soldiery having some... Uh... Non-officially-sanctioned fun in the kitchen with Dinah, so to speak, on the Eve of Shabbos --
Particularly during the High Holy Days;
Prior to the Universal Advent of the Final Messianic Kingdom.
Is that too far out of line?
Just...
Uh...
Just asking;
FWIW.
BTW:
Once they start allowing Red Heifers into the IDF, along with the entire Elite Taurine Regiment of Bashan, for example; then,
At that point,
Samuel L. Bronkowitz finally will have been totally vindicated, in the end:
For
That's Armageddon.
😋😋😋
@@slampersand3145TWICE
THE PI!
this guy is absolute gold
Last joke. Not one person. Comedy gold. Worth the walk to it 💯
Such genius, your improv abilities make it seem effortless. The students you taught must've had a great time learning.
Just finished a deep dive into Bethlehem, Aramaic, leading to the Mandaeans, a group who, amongst other things, genetically links Palestinians and Jews. A fascinating diversion from what I was supposed to be doing.
May you be safe in your travels, and your family protected in Gaza.💜
#Humanity. #CeasefireNow❤️🇵🇸✊🇮🇪
Loving this already and can't wait for your Seattle show!
Watching this set now and feeling crushed when you mentioned your trip to Lebanon this month. Three months ago we had no clue the genocide would be extended there.
Always putting a smile on my face no matter how hard the day gets, thank you my man, salam from Casablanca
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Hilarious!
Please post tons more videos!
I hope he does libya 🇱🇾 one day, but if you thought the Saudis 🇸🇦 were religious up tight Muslim arabs, wait till u see two tribes fighting on a land dispute like it is 900ace😅
so talented! wallahi you deserve more views
Lots of love From Nepal ❤❤
Free Palestine
Keep up bro! You're talented, love and respect from Morocco! :)
What a great crowd. Very much appreciate the "Making Dark Topics Funny" agenda. Can't wait to see you in Portland!
brilliant. "they come in AIPAC" 🤣🤣🤣
Love your content!
-Teacher from Kuwait 🇰🇼
"Went from drug dealer to teacher; reverse Breaking Bad!" 🤣👍🤣😂🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂🤣😂
This is an excellent crowd. 🙏🕊️🍉
Exactly.. bait laham is an arabic word .. Bait means house and laham means meat ...
And now its somehow bethlehm
Laham also means connecting things together and also family, in modern Arabic, yes Laham is only used for "Meat" but the name of the city isn't modern. And even if it meant "House of meat", a definite article is required in proper Arabic, (Beit of the Laham). Finally, Laham could've just been a common name, a family, a person or a thing, etc..
@@jalalk01 what you said makes more sense to me now .. Thank you ..
I love arabic language
It’s the same , Different Languages,
Look at you, Sammy! You are getting watched & loved from around the world! - based JUST on this one comment section - U.S. (of course), Canada, Iraq, Morocco, Lebanon, Kuwait, Nepal, Indonesia - & these are JUST the ones that I read (& who gave their country.)
Sammy Obeid's WORLD TOUR - coming soon - (to then be repeated when everybody wants to see you again.)
I hope that you WILL become more & more known with demands for shows for you worldwide. You are EXCELLENT & should become a HUGE SUCCESS that everybody knows. (Just don't let it take you back into your 1st area of expertise - even if just "recreational". You deserve better than that.)
Wishing you love & success (from Canada). ❤
Love you Sammy! Keep up your work. Straight from the heart ❤️
Super intelligent and super funny❤❤❤
I laughed and cried watching this vid. Love from Jakarta, Indonesia ❤
Lots of love from Scotland 🏴 I love you Sammy. Stay safe and keep up your good work ✊💪🏼🇵🇸♥️
Great video! Keep up the great work and ✌🏼🇵🇸.
Sending you love from Baghdad.
You’re so good at what you do Sammy , I genuinely laugh from your content
Genius as always! ❤
Beirut in October?? AWWWW YEAH!!
I CANT WAITTTT!!!!
Not going to get to go sadly.
Sammy you the man!!!
He is the greatest Comdian period
He is just so brilliant! love this guy!!!
May God bless you Sammy, (& your family - ESPECIALLY in Gaza.) How you can still find it in you to joke during such a difficult time shows JUST how funny you are. It is not even 2nd nature to you - it IS your nature.
May you ALWAYS be able to joke & find some humour in life.🙏
(I'm Canadian, so this IS the proper spelling of humour for me.)
Take care & all the best. ❤
Another great video. Looking forward to seeing you in Manchester.
Just because it feels like the end times, does not mean it is. I like your stuff; you are funny and it is really making me feel better during some shit. Thank you.
The talent is real! It’s amazing how multiple people feed him words here and there and he makes art out of it!
I appreciate how you stuck to jokes for as long as did you but you weren't afraid to close with how you really felt.
Well done.
Delightful energy in that room!
Such a talent. Alesys good for a laugh on these troubled times in the best possible way.
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
BRAVO! BRAVO! BRAVO!
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
" they come in APack" 😂 everyone whoa😂😂😂😂❤
What a fantastic, intelligent, hilarious and personable set. Comedy is so healing and this is absolute top shelf.
".....they come in a pack"
Haven't heard anything so surgically precise.
Just booked our tickets to see you in July in London! Can't wait!
Sammy is gonna have a fun rabbit hole when he reads about the red heifer madness. Not sure how he missed this whole saga.
They have to have all of their hairs red. And they're doing GMO cows which is quite juicy.
GMO cows? I didn't hear that🙃 I wonder if they will build an altar with cinder blocks too
Small hats think they can force prophecy. Unfortunately for them, it's in the hands of the Most High.
You are genius
Bro I love your jokes and they are clean.
. i can bring my kids to watch you.
Love from Morocco
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look up the guy who bred the cows story. crazy stuff lol
COME TO MINNEAPOLIS PLEAAASE
Dec 13, will be up soon
Sammy. Salam. Everytime I waTch you, you wake me up. Your so clever. Blows me away. So much on the rt side of history owning it and sharing it. So cool. Love you brother.
Every time I see you posted, my thoughts are, Oh yay he's still alive.
Vancouver, BC, Sammy Please please please.
Aug 23-24! It’s on my site!
@06:55
Never thought about the Arabic meaning of "Lachem" before. In Hewbrew the same phrase has a different meaning - "Bread" as in a "house of bread", the one Henzel & Grettle skipped.
Cant wait
I was late to the party but I’m here now ! Free Palestine ! 🇵🇸
It's hilarious to watch a guy come up with one of the funniest south park jokes on his own
5:56 😂 this is exactly how I became a teacher. I was a teaching assistant and realized I can do what they do. I put in 15 years as elementary teacher then total burnout. Oops. Still recovering but feeling better these days.
❤. Love your work, Sami. Come back to Denver!
TYPE SHIII MANNN🔥🔥
You gave me a much needed laugh today. So glad TH-cam recommended this video 😊
That girl who said "they wanted to pay me min wage to be a teachers assistant so I didn't do it" needs a reality check. Generally, when you are being trained by a company and learning skills, you get minimum wage. I'm grateful she weeded herself out of the profession.
This man is proof is that if we all took ourselves and our beliefs less seriously, there'd be peace in the world.
That he can still laugh and make others laugh with all the evil acts and misery in the world, we can all find joy in the gift of being alive and surrounded by our fellow suffering, beautiful kin
What a great show, Man you're master of crowed work
This guy's too good! How's is he not blowing up yet? Get it...blowing up? Ok I'll see myself out.
oh man, you see all kinds. there was that harrowing zionist crowd a couple months back, thank god sometimes you get lucky
Genius, he can connect many topics in one sentence. Very smart and funny
is that a thing in comedy or he just does that?
super talented Sammy. You should have millions of followers!
AMAZING WORK!! NICELY DONE SAMMY!! YOU GOT THEM! NICELY DONE!
PETE DAVIDSON WHO? Mic dropped !!!! 🎤
This guy is frickin’ funny I’m literally laughing my ass off.👊🏻👊🏼👊🏾
Accidentally found you dude!😂
Oooh, looks like I've found a new comedian to binge!🤘🏼💜
One of ur best well done 😂
In 2016 an Italian University of Pennsylvania economics professor, Guido Menzio, had his flight delayed because a fellow passenger thought the equations he was writing might be a sign he was a terrorist. Menzio was flying from Philadelphia to Syracuse to give a talk at Queen’s University in Ontario, Canada. He was solving a differential equation, but said he was told the woman thought he might be a terrorist because of what he was writing. The men in black who questioned him told him "that the woman was concerned that I was a terrorist because I was writing strange things on a pad of paper.”
Love your comedy Sammy, hope you do a European tour at some point!
#sammyobeidforpresident
He made a long joke about it for 2036 so im calling that consent. 😂❤🎉
Yes!!
Can't wait for Beirut's show
He's an amazing comedian. 👍🏼
A pack 🤣😂🤣
People know what’s up!!! I am impressed.
Perfect jokes every time😂
8:18 i hope he cancelled his trip lol
Smart dude. Sharp and funny. Even kind to dumb hecklers. A+++
LOVE the maklouba imagery!!
I have bought my ticket to see you on 22. July in Frankfurt!
This was a great crowd
Bethlehem "they got the meats" 😂 that lady gets it. 🎉
Great as usual! 🤣👏
Genuinely hilarious 😂
Outstanding as usual ❤😂
This man is a Genius Period !!
Thank you for the great comedy and for your humanity ♥️♥️ !!
And yeah Free Palestine till it's backwards !!
High school special ed. You ain’t roasting that. Good career move. 😂😂😂
1:18 you missed your chance to say "And oh boy diddy (did he)"
Found this dude yesterday and what a guy!! When is he coming to the Netherlands?
What a great show
i love your word plays
They come in AIPAC !!!! Comedic gold !!!