Sometimes the crowd wants what they want. This was the improvised portion of my show that I did in Orlando. If you don't get some of the references, neither did I. #standupcomedy #jokes #teacher
I love seeing the Palestinian community. They are so lovely. They love talking about where they’re from. Inshallah we will all help you get your lands and cities back ♥
honestly yeah if I was Palestinian I would never shut up abt it. In this world, it's sad to be proud of ur nationality when our nations r cowards & won't do whats right, but I'd have no inch of shame saying "I'm Palestinian".
You mean the people who refused all peace treaties, preach death to all Jews and Christians, and slaughter innocent civilians!!!! Spitting fake liberal BS about Palestine.
At least those cloven-hoof beasts might get the official National seal of approval for their participation in the continued ongoing sustenance of the wholesale physical survival of the overall IDF membership once their Nationally-bovine-defined term of service has expired, whilst at the same time providing milk for those self-same polemic-combatant-subdemographic-set membership occupants prior to the end of their bovine term of service theresoin: It's a win-win; Of course. Now: If the IDF are going to breed these special battalion-soldiery-membership-delineated National warriors on campus space and in time of polemic service, as such; Then they're going to really have to go the actual extra mile here, 24/6/360, and start separating the milking quarters from the culinary quarters, and as far away from the birthing quarters as possible, of these specially-purposed National Soldiery Battalion members at all; Because the last thing anyone wants at that point is the liability risk of some, much less any, one of the Rank-and-File IDF Soldiery having some... Uh... Non-officially-sanctioned fun in the kitchen with Dinah, so to speak, on the Eve of Shabbos -- Particularly during the High Holy Days; Prior to the Universal Advent of the Final Messianic Kingdom. Is that too far out of line? Just... Uh... Just asking; FWIW. BTW: Once they start allowing Red Heifers into the IDF, along with the entire Elite Taurine Regiment of Bashan, for example; then, At that point, Samuel L. Bronkowitz finally will have been totally vindicated, in the end: For That's Armageddon. 😋😋😋
It felt like just a bunch of friends having a good time and he was the life of the party. Hes so skilled socially man, turns random topics into good jokes and hes quick on his feet
Such genius, your improv abilities make it seem effortless. The students you taught must've had a great time learning. Just finished a deep dive into Bethlehem, Aramaic, leading to the Mandaeans, a group who, amongst other things, genetically links Palestinians and Jews. A fascinating diversion from what I was supposed to be doing. May you be safe in your travels, and your family protected in Gaza.💜 #Humanity. #CeasefireNow❤️🇵🇸✊🇮🇪
Laham also means connecting things together and also family, in modern Arabic, yes Laham is only used for "Meat" but the name of the city isn't modern. And even if it meant "House of meat", a definite article is required in proper Arabic, (Beit of the Laham). Finally, Laham could've just been a common name, a family, a person or a thing, etc..
I hope he does libya 🇱🇾 one day, but if you thought the Saudis 🇸🇦 were religious up tight Muslim arabs, wait till u see two tribes fighting on a land dispute like it is 900ace😅
Sammy is gonna have a fun rabbit hole when he reads about the red heifer madness. Not sure how he missed this whole saga. They have to have all of their hairs red. And they're doing GMO cows which is quite juicy.
Look at you, Sammy! You are getting watched & loved from around the world! - based JUST on this one comment section - U.S. (of course), Canada, Iraq, Morocco, Lebanon, Kuwait, Nepal, Indonesia - & these are JUST the ones that I read (& who gave their country.) Sammy Obeid's WORLD TOUR - coming soon - (to then be repeated when everybody wants to see you again.) I hope that you WILL become more & more known with demands for shows for you worldwide. You are EXCELLENT & should become a HUGE SUCCESS that everybody knows. (Just don't let it take you back into your 1st area of expertise - even if just "recreational". You deserve better than that.) Wishing you love & success (from Canada). ❤
5:56 😂 this is exactly how I became a teacher. I was a teaching assistant and realized I can do what they do. I put in 15 years as elementary teacher then total burnout. Oops. Still recovering but feeling better these days.
@06:55 Never thought about the Arabic meaning of "Lachem" before. In Hewbrew the same phrase has a different meaning - "Bread" as in a "house of bread", the one Henzel & Grettle skipped.
May God bless you Sammy, (& your family - ESPECIALLY in Gaza.) How you can still find it in you to joke during such a difficult time shows JUST how funny you are. It is not even 2nd nature to you - it IS your nature. May you ALWAYS be able to joke & find some humour in life.🙏 (I'm Canadian, so this IS the proper spelling of humour for me.) Take care & all the best. ❤
Bethlehem means house of bread. He said house of meat? Am I missing something? House of meat is Arabic. The original meaning of Bethlehem is definitely bread because it comes from Aramaic language
@@SammyObeidComedy I get it now. Omg brother you replied. I’m a big fan. Watching everything you post. My heart and prayers go out to your family in Gaza. Keep pushing forward brother. God bless you.
@@SammyObeidComedy you’re one of the only voices out there brother. Keep spreading the truth. Sometimes I feel like it’s too late and Americans have really lost their way but your voice is still important. Take care brother.
Sammy. Salam. Everytime I waTch you, you wake me up. Your so clever. Blows me away. So much on the rt side of history owning it and sharing it. So cool. Love you brother.
This man is proof is that if we all took ourselves and our beliefs less seriously, there'd be peace in the world. That he can still laugh and make others laugh with all the evil acts and misery in the world, we can all find joy in the gift of being alive and surrounded by our fellow suffering, beautiful kin
I looked up the one about Arabic numerals. It was 72% of Republicans that voted to ban them compared to 40% of Democrats, which makes that not 75% of Americans if you know math.
how are you man? i know you from Pandji if you still remember him from one year ago i dont know why i commented on this video love your math joke, try physic joke next pls
Laham also means connecting things together and also family, in modern Arabic, yes Laham is only used for "Meat" but the name of the city isn't modern. And even if it meant "House of meat", a definite article is required in proper Arabic, (Beit of the Laham). Finally, Laham could've just been a common name, a family, a person or a thing, etc..
Hmmm, a lot of Biblical scholars believe "Jesus" was veg, as were the early Christians. Perhaps having him be born in Bethlehem is actually propaganda for the meat industry. ;-)
fun fact if that guy ever needs talking about again (or you tour overseas or otherwise find Germans in your audience). Puff Daddy had a few hits in Germany, the Biggie tribute and a few more, now: in German the madame of a brothel is called Puffmutter, where Puff means brothel and Mutter mother. so to us he was always the male madame, brothel daddy, Intimdienstleistungsfachverwalter in leitender Position* and kinda sus. and here "Diddy" was Dieter Hallerforden's cringe comedy alter ego, a household name. which made his name change hilariously silly to us.. and he's shitty rapper. [* this one isn't real, but if you're ever over here pls have someone teach you to say it.]
Initially I thought he was good at dad jokes, now I understand he's good at teacher jokes.
😂
@SammyObeidComedy please do libya next and not in the fun why
Sammy's good at ALL jokes. AMAZINGLY good - even for "on the spot" humour.
@SammyObeidComedy be careful if you're still going to Lebanon in October
@@prosper_the_princeim out of touch, whats going on in Lebanon?
"...not just one person. Lets say they come in a(i)pac." 😂
Brilliant
This guy is a natural..He’s also educating people in the process.. amazing
He’s phenomenal.
"He did E." What a great punchline lmfao
I love seeing the Palestinian community. They are so lovely. They love talking about where they’re from. Inshallah we will all help you get your lands and cities back ♥
honestly yeah if I was Palestinian I would never shut up abt it. In this world, it's sad to be proud of ur nationality when our nations r cowards & won't do whats right, but I'd have no inch of shame saying "I'm Palestinian".
Yea except when you disagree with us. Pure hatred and violence.
@@bookworm4276you are a loser, signed a Palestinian
You mean the people who refused all peace treaties, preach death to all Jews and Christians, and slaughter innocent civilians!!!! Spitting fake liberal BS about Palestine.
Forget the politics for a minute. Innocent normal people from both sides are suffering terribly. It’s heartbreaking.
One of the smartest standup comedians, much love for ur work❤❤❤
Math geek too.. i love this guy
We are definitely in the last episode of this season of “Humanity”.
Sammy I can’t get enough of these videos!
"Even the cows are joining the IDF now" 😂😂
Even the cows got a free birthright trip 😅
Even the cows got a free birthright trip 😂
😂
At least those cloven-hoof beasts might get the official National seal of approval for their participation in the continued ongoing sustenance of the wholesale physical survival of the overall IDF membership once their Nationally-bovine-defined term of service has expired, whilst at the same time providing milk for those self-same polemic-combatant-subdemographic-set membership occupants prior to the end of their bovine term of service theresoin:
It's a win-win;
Of course.
Now:
If the IDF are going to breed these special battalion-soldiery-membership-delineated National warriors on campus space and in time of polemic service, as such;
Then they're going to really have to go the actual extra mile here, 24/6/360, and start separating the milking quarters from the culinary quarters, and as far away from the birthing quarters as possible, of these specially-purposed National Soldiery Battalion members at all;
Because the last thing anyone wants at that point is the liability risk of some, much less any, one of the Rank-and-File IDF Soldiery having some... Uh... Non-officially-sanctioned fun in the kitchen with Dinah, so to speak, on the Eve of Shabbos --
Particularly during the High Holy Days;
Prior to the Universal Advent of the Final Messianic Kingdom.
Is that too far out of line?
Just...
Uh...
Just asking;
FWIW.
BTW:
Once they start allowing Red Heifers into the IDF, along with the entire Elite Taurine Regiment of Bashan, for example; then,
At that point,
Samuel L. Bronkowitz finally will have been totally vindicated, in the end:
For
That's Armageddon.
😋😋😋
@@slampersand3145TWICE
THE PI!
That audience was great.
The best audience a comedian can ask for. And this was in FLORIDA!
It felt like just a bunch of friends having a good time and he was the life of the party. Hes so skilled socially man, turns random topics into good jokes and hes quick on his feet
Those who watch him speak also have a high IQ
@@kingace6186 not everyone in Florida are Nazis, despite what DeSatan tries to make people believe
Loving this already and can't wait for your Seattle show!
so talented! wallahi you deserve more views
The moment right before the maklouba punchline hit, the guy who laughed as he connected the dots was great, genius comedycraft
That joke is funny on so many levels. If u know u know.
😂
Such genius, your improv abilities make it seem effortless. The students you taught must've had a great time learning.
Just finished a deep dive into Bethlehem, Aramaic, leading to the Mandaeans, a group who, amongst other things, genetically links Palestinians and Jews. A fascinating diversion from what I was supposed to be doing.
May you be safe in your travels, and your family protected in Gaza.💜
#Humanity. #CeasefireNow❤️🇵🇸✊🇮🇪
this guy is absolute gold
Keep up bro! You're talented, love and respect from Morocco! :)
Last joke. Not one person. Comedy gold. Worth the walk to it 💯
Always putting a smile on my face no matter how hard the day gets, thank you my man, salam from Casablanca
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Exactly.. bait laham is an arabic word .. Bait means house and laham means meat ...
And now its somehow bethlehm
Laham also means connecting things together and also family, in modern Arabic, yes Laham is only used for "Meat" but the name of the city isn't modern. And even if it meant "House of meat", a definite article is required in proper Arabic, (Beit of the Laham). Finally, Laham could've just been a common name, a family, a person or a thing, etc..
@@jalalk01 what you said makes more sense to me now .. Thank you ..
I love arabic language
It’s the same , Different Languages,
Hilarious!
Please post tons more videos!
I hope he does libya 🇱🇾 one day, but if you thought the Saudis 🇸🇦 were religious up tight Muslim arabs, wait till u see two tribes fighting on a land dispute like it is 900ace😅
Love your content!
-Teacher from Kuwait 🇰🇼
"Went from drug dealer to teacher; reverse Breaking Bad!" 🤣👍🤣😂🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂🤣😂
Sammy is gonna have a fun rabbit hole when he reads about the red heifer madness. Not sure how he missed this whole saga.
They have to have all of their hairs red. And they're doing GMO cows which is quite juicy.
GMO cows? I didn't hear that🙃 I wonder if they will build an altar with cinder blocks too
Small hats think they can force prophecy. Unfortunately for them, it's in the hands of the Most High.
Lots of love From Nepal ❤❤
Free Palestine
brilliant. "they come in AIPAC" 🤣🤣🤣
Beirut in October?? AWWWW YEAH!!
I CANT WAITTTT!!!!
Not going to get to go sadly.
Great video! Keep up the great work and ✌🏼🇵🇸.
Sending you love from Baghdad.
I laughed and cried watching this vid. Love from Jakarta, Indonesia ❤
What a great crowd. Very much appreciate the "Making Dark Topics Funny" agenda. Can't wait to see you in Portland!
Look at you, Sammy! You are getting watched & loved from around the world! - based JUST on this one comment section - U.S. (of course), Canada, Iraq, Morocco, Lebanon, Kuwait, Nepal, Indonesia - & these are JUST the ones that I read (& who gave their country.)
Sammy Obeid's WORLD TOUR - coming soon - (to then be repeated when everybody wants to see you again.)
I hope that you WILL become more & more known with demands for shows for you worldwide. You are EXCELLENT & should become a HUGE SUCCESS that everybody knows. (Just don't let it take you back into your 1st area of expertise - even if just "recreational". You deserve better than that.)
Wishing you love & success (from Canada). ❤
#sammyobeidforpresident
He made a long joke about it for 2036 so im calling that consent. 😂❤🎉
Yes!!
This is an excellent crowd. 🙏🕊️🍉
oh man, you see all kinds. there was that harrowing zionist crowd a couple months back, thank god sometimes you get lucky
COME TO MINNEAPOLIS PLEAAASE
Dec 13, will be up soon
Love you Sammy! Keep up your work. Straight from the heart ❤️
Lots of love from Scotland 🏴 I love you Sammy. Stay safe and keep up your good work ✊💪🏼🇵🇸♥️
🍉🍉🍉
Delightful energy in that room!
5:56 😂 this is exactly how I became a teacher. I was a teaching assistant and realized I can do what they do. I put in 15 years as elementary teacher then total burnout. Oops. Still recovering but feeling better these days.
Super intelligent and super funny❤❤❤
look up the guy who bred the cows story. crazy stuff lol
You’re so good at what you do Sammy , I genuinely laugh from your content
Vancouver, BC, Sammy Please please please.
Aug 23-24! It’s on my site!
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
BRAVO! BRAVO! BRAVO!
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Sammy you the man!!!
Love from Morocco
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@06:55
Never thought about the Arabic meaning of "Lachem" before. In Hewbrew the same phrase has a different meaning - "Bread" as in a "house of bread", the one Henzel & Grettle skipped.
Smart to show a photo of ex-beautiful Gaza beach
Every time I see you posted, my thoughts are, Oh yay he's still alive.
Cant wait
I was late to the party but I’m here now ! Free Palestine ! 🇵🇸
Genius as always! ❤
They are going to kill those poor cows for some stupid reason
Another great video. Looking forward to seeing you in Manchester.
❤. Love your work, Sami. Come back to Denver!
" they come in APack" 😂 everyone whoa😂😂😂😂❤
May God bless you Sammy, (& your family - ESPECIALLY in Gaza.) How you can still find it in you to joke during such a difficult time shows JUST how funny you are. It is not even 2nd nature to you - it IS your nature.
May you ALWAYS be able to joke & find some humour in life.🙏
(I'm Canadian, so this IS the proper spelling of humour for me.)
Take care & all the best. ❤
I have bought my ticket to see you on 22. July in Frankfurt!
Can't wait for Beirut's show
A pack 🤣😂🤣
He is the greatest Comdian period
Bethlehem means house of bread. He said house of meat? Am I missing something? House of meat is Arabic. The original meaning of Bethlehem is definitely bread because it comes from Aramaic language
I said Beit Laham means house of meat
@@SammyObeidComedy I get it now. Omg brother you replied. I’m a big fan. Watching everything you post. My heart and prayers go out to your family in Gaza. Keep pushing forward brother. God bless you.
@@SammyObeidComedy you’re one of the only voices out there brother. Keep spreading the truth. Sometimes I feel like it’s too late and Americans have really lost their way but your voice is still important. Take care brother.
Beit laham is "the house of meat" and it is the name of bethlehem in arabic for some reason
Tough crowd?? R they not connecting or just tight bc they waiting for the political stuff?
Jeez. The Pdiddy jokes were grt.
There's a more painful one some months ago for a private event. He handled it with such grace. It's on this page probably 5-6 months back. 😔🙏🕊️🍉
Oh I went further in and really enjoyed the crowd. I stand by my statement about the other crowd though, the worst.
Come to Sydney, Australia plsssss
You are genius
Just booked our tickets to see you in July in London! Can't wait!
free palestine
Palestine never existed so nothing to free.
Bro I love your jokes and they are clean.
. i can bring my kids to watch you.
TYPE SHIII MANNN🔥🔥
Maqlouba ❤ 😢 free falasteen
So funny, this guy should open for Jerry Seinfeld.
Seinfeld is not funny and not nice.
Sammy. Salam. Everytime I waTch you, you wake me up. Your so clever. Blows me away. So much on the rt side of history owning it and sharing it. So cool. Love you brother.
Red cows wasn't just a south park joke? Im shook 😅
i love your word plays
Sammy, Scotland has ginger cows (called Highland cows) all over the place!
He is just so brilliant! love this guy!!!
I love you, bro!
Free Palastine ❤️🖤🤍💚
AMAZING WORK!! NICELY DONE SAMMY!! YOU GOT THEM! NICELY DONE!
PETE DAVIDSON WHO? Mic dropped !!!! 🎤
I wish I could subscribe harder
This man is a Genius Period !!
Thank you for the great comedy and for your humanity ♥️♥️ !!
And yeah Free Palestine till it's backwards !!
Come to Europe habibi.
…let’s just say they come in an AiPa¢ 🙌🏼
True,
In reality the whole palestine was so beautiful in all aspects before invasion .. The skyscrapers look so ugly now, absolutely no character
This man is proof is that if we all took ourselves and our beliefs less seriously, there'd be peace in the world.
That he can still laugh and make others laugh with all the evil acts and misery in the world, we can all find joy in the gift of being alive and surrounded by our fellow suffering, beautiful kin
What a great show
shout outs to Orlando.
Such a talent. Alesys good for a laugh on these troubled times in the best possible way.
👏👏👏👏
STOP THE GENOCIDE 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
Oh man I was looking forward to lab meat. Eff Ron.
My new favorite comedian. He's as poignant as Chappelle. ...Okay he's my favorite comedian after Chappelle.
I am a non-Arab American citizenliving in Ramallah and a new subscriber. انت تعملني اضحك كتير و انا حزينة
I looked up the one about Arabic numerals. It was 72% of Republicans that voted to ban them compared to 40% of Democrats, which makes that not 75% of Americans if you know math.
What a great show, Man you're master of crowed work
The talent is real! It’s amazing how multiple people feed him words here and there and he makes art out of it!
Sammy. You remind me of Bill Hicks. Your timing, cadance. A Palestinian Bill Hicks.
how are you man? i know you from Pandji if you still remember him from one year ago
i dont know why i commented on this video
love your math joke, try physic joke next pls
Love your work.
Fun fact, Bethlehem means "House of Bread" in Hebrew. That said, Jesus ate fish, so still not vegetarian. 😂
Laham also means connecting things together and also family, in modern Arabic, yes Laham is only used for "Meat" but the name of the city isn't modern. And even if it meant "House of meat", a definite article is required in proper Arabic, (Beit of the Laham). Finally, Laham could've just been a common name, a family, a person or a thing, etc..
Hmmm, a lot of Biblical scholars believe "Jesus" was veg, as were the early Christians. Perhaps having him be born in Bethlehem is actually propaganda for the meat industry. ;-)
fun fact if that guy ever needs talking about again (or you tour overseas or otherwise find Germans in your audience). Puff Daddy had a few hits in Germany, the Biggie tribute and a few more, now:
in German the madame of a brothel is called Puffmutter, where Puff means brothel and Mutter mother. so to us he was always the male madame, brothel daddy, Intimdienstleistungsfachverwalter in leitender Position* and kinda sus. and here "Diddy" was Dieter Hallerforden's cringe comedy alter ego, a household name. which made his name change hilariously silly to us..
and he's shitty rapper.
[* this one isn't real, but if you're ever over here pls have someone teach you to say it.]
Answer to the algebra question 2X + Y = 75
X = 30 Y = 15