I know someone who had a pet bullshark.. Before you think it was cruel, he is the top fish expert in Australia, has 30 5+ million litre ponds, used by governments, universities and public aquariums to design equipment and catch large fish.
@blarfroer8066 Not really. Depending on the species of shark etc... In the wild, so many don't survive past the pup stage...if I remember only like 15% do
I love the idea that this film is going to make us all think deeply about our effect on the planet ... ... and then blowing up an incredibly rare, endangered shark for the big finale! Not sure Lucas's character really, truly redeemed himself at all then, lol
The black demon being a completely different level of shark (by mythology at least) that is more spiritual than living animal... I wouldn't be against peopme blowing it up to settle their own inner demons while the actual manifestation waits for the next group that has their own skeletons in the closet
I had heard there was a guy named Ignacio, who would frequent a restaurant and order broken tacos with everything on it, did it so often, they decided to name the dish after him. But, I guess it’s a game of telephone now.
Radio: This is Agent Johnson from the FBI. Be on the lookout for a 1936 maroon Stutz Bearcat (1936 Maroon Stutz Bearcat drives by) Wiggum: Eh, that was really more of a burgundy...
You should watch Empire of the Sharks! It's another B-movie like Sharknado, but set in the far future when Earth is mostly water and Sharks like, actively hunt people. They're also telepathic iirc. It's great, highly recommend
Those perfectly bit-off, not decomposing, instantly recognizable body parts sitting in one place just below the water, not even moving just staying perfectly still, looked like they’re suspended in blue jello! Edit: Ann Reardon (from How to Cook That) should make a lagoon cake with a shark. 😂 She would do great, and she lives in Australia, where I someday want to visit to see the sharks down there.
Your 'Jaws' movie commentary was how I found the channel, so I am quite fond of this type of videos. Watched 'Great white" yesterday if you need another one, although it really isn't that good, at least they use real footage of sharks and spare us the bad CGI, mostly.
I still need to find the movie with the tiger shark eating a cow carcass as a torture method for a dude strapped to a chair like in Shark Night... since the man himself also doesn't know and said that's a scary sounding scene
Glad to see you cover this film. I always enjoy the movie commentaries. I originally thought this film looked silly but potentially entertaining, but now I'm not so sure. Seems really confusing to be honest. The shark is making people hallucinate? Two men are fighting over the colour of a shirt? Not sure I'll bother with this one.
are you planning on seeing and possibly reacting to Meg 2? i keep seeing trailers for it and getting excited soley just because im hoping a good sharkbytes commentary vid comes out of it. would love to see one!!
I've always been interested in the Black Demon. I rushed to the movies and saw Josh Lucas arguing about his shirt color. Great vid, I always respect someone who sets his mind to something and does it. I hope I can be like you one day, maybe without the accent tho
I was looking forward to your commentary on this movie Kris. And, you did it just before I go back to school. Awesome. Me and a friend of mine went to see this movie together and both agreed the shark definitely should have had more screen time just like you think it should have. Lucas's shirt looks dark red to me. I'm still hoping for a creature feature on black tip reef sharks too🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈
I’m glad I found your channel! And thank you, I kept making the oil is flammable reference and my fiancé said it wouldn’t matter because it was not refined? But then I’m like, the first scene, the guy almost sets himself on fire for throwing a cigar? Lmao this movie makes no sense but was kind of funny because of it.
So the shark was sent by *Tlaloc* because Humans were wrecking the sea? Tlaloc had nothing to do with the ocean; he was the rain god to whom the Aztecs sacrificed children.
Thanks for the commentary! I'm glad i skipped seeing it in theaters. I'll probably end up seeing it at some point, but won't actively seek it out any time soon. These shark movies need more sharks in them, for sure. I do agree that those that don't take themselves too seriously are usually more entertaining.
Yes, his shirt looked maroon. What a bizarre topic to start a punch up 😂 Thanks for this, Kris. I feel like you made a dumb film enjoyable from this video. You watched it so we didn't have to. 😁
Great video as always. Love these videos where you go over shark films not only for accuracy, but entertainment. One thing I will warn you of is at 8:40 where you say the shirt is maroon. You better be careful when you say things like that as (apparently) thems be fightin' words.
So my take on this film (and I'm not sure if it was intentional or just my own creative brain) was way more spiritual/mythic. El Rey (the rough gruff leader), his name literally means they kind, but also a play on rey/ray being similar to sharks, was actually Tlaloc Himself. He was all for the wrathful vengeance upon eveyone until he realized the kid had left an offering of candy (which to him, esp in that situation was a high value offering). That was when he relented and allowed the rescue. But the dad had to sacrified his life in atonement for the damage he had caused, there was no way around it. The explosion destroyed the real "black demon" the rig, as well as the one who was responsible for it. But that was my take
I was expecting you to do this one at some point, but I watched this movie close to it's release and man it was not good, I kind of regretted buying this movie. I'll wouldn't mind you taking a look at some other shark movies like Mako or Red Water but I shall look forward to your inevitable look at the Meg 2.
You say you're "a little bit lost" on the human side of the plot, but you're actually describing it pretty perfectly. The oil company has been threatening Josh Lucas's character not only with the loss of his job if he didn't follow their orders, but also potentially hiring someone to hurt and/or kill his family as well. And they intended to kill him with the bomb planted at the oil rig to hid the evidence he'd discovered and make his death look like an accident. But his family escaped with the evidence intact and now the oil company can be held accountable for their actions by the law.
Love you're vids Kris this is amazing learn new things time an time again but I've got a question maby an episode on shart teeth how you can se the difference between the teeth of some sharks also the megalodon,and now I know you're nog a huge fan of it,and I get that,but it's hard to see the difference between those and those from a white shark,love you're content,keep it up!
I think that shirt was definitely burgundy lol (I honestly don't know lol). Also I agree with your ratings it's like shark movies aren't trying anymore.
So I waited to watch your commentary until I saw the movie, so I’m late here. You nailed it, it was less about the demon shark and more a commentary on Big Oil. They could have done both and so much better. The script and dialogue were pathetic. I hated most of the characters, and hoped they’d die, except the nice man that rescues the family, of course he gets obliterated… ugh. Love your content. Thank you. ( can’t wait for your Meg 2, it wasn’t as good as the first, but it was good for different reasons even though there are some obvious plot holes. it’s still a fun movie and I loved it.) PS- you videos are tempting to use as a drinking game, each time you say literally or actually. I counted 7 I think in this one, I might have missed some, though - and no I haven’t been drinking. ;)
Could you one day do a compilation review of all the Bond films that feature sharks in them? Might be able to collab with Bond aficionado Calvin Dyson too if they are up to it.
Hey, I've been watching u for a while now and wanted to know, can u watch the new Meg movie? It was pretty cool in my opinion but I would love too see your reaction!
I haven't watched the video yet , I wanted to ask you a question before I forget Kristian. I was wondering how a shark would do if it were to go blind . I know about the Greenland sharks going blind , their lives are lived in slow motion though and they are primarily scavengers from what I understand. I'm curious about sharks that live at normal speed and have to hunt for a living for the most part. Let's use a Lemon Shark for example. Could they survive without vision ?
I would also think they’d struggle, although there are probably examples out there of predatory sharks (excluding Greenland sharks), that have lost sight in one or both eyes and have still managed to survive
After the clips, I was thinking that perhaps the kids could be thrown to the shark, then I realized that would be rank cruelty to the shark. Thanks for the review. RIP to your brain cells.
i enjoyed that the film leaned more toward the myth of the black demon of Cortez instead of making it an actual megladon. less things for me to pick apart and annoy my mom with.
I watched this last week, mostley FF to what looked like interesting bits, i was allways wrong, stopped movie before the end, i didn't care about it, so thanks for the ending. I think :)
Im married to a latina and i used to be able to speak spanish. For sone reason it dissapeared after i met her family So the guy not being able to speak Spanish is probably the most accurate thing here
Intreasting thought experiment if thru genetic recreation of a megladon could it even survive in our current oceans with oxygenation levels and temperatures
Professional graphic designer here so the shirt does appear to be maroon; however, there are some shots which is does also appear to be burdangy. Burgandy has a purple undertone to it vs maroon which has a brown undertone. I took some screen shots and eyedropperd the shirt multiple times, it seems to change based on not only the lighting but also the saturation or effect they put on the scene. The Mexican standoff it looked maroon, the car ride was burgandy, meanwhile the oil rig where the guy is shooting the flare its maroon again. Now in the scene where they are debating the color of the shirt it is burgandy but we may never know the truth.
Hey! Check it out here: th-cam.com/video/t4Z2hGW9YDA/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=SHARKBYTES (although youtube copyrighted it, and as such its blocked in a fair few countries, fingers crossed you can see it).
I wonder if the titular “black demon” is supposed to be a clever way to refer to both the shark and the oil itself, since there’s supposed to be an environmental message in the movie.
I tried watching the movie some weeks ago, but gave up after about 30 minutes. It was just too stupid. Yet, I was thrilled to see that you did a bigger sacrifice than Lucas and watched it for me and gave me a brilliant commentary! Thank you so much 😂
Yeah I had the exact same thoughts as you. Bad dialogue, not enough shark, and was just a very meh film; not good enough to be entertaining and not bad enough to be amusing. Also the fact that Josh Lucas admits to falsifying reports on oil rigs for years despite the fact that he could have easily walked away, and probably done some whistle-blowing in the process, makes him a completely unredeemable character for me. Especially since his supposed redemption involved him sacrificing himself to save his family and not actually dealing with any of the real consequences of his actions.
I know this is a late as hell comment, but ngl I feel like one of the most realistic things about this movie is that a white man with a Mexican wife and two kids with said wife doesn't speak a lick of Spanish... so many people in America and Canada just don't bother to learn a spouse's language in spite of often expecting said spouse to learn English at frankly ridiculous speeds .
I refuse to understand why these movies insist on spending time developing their uninteresting characters instead of focusing on the sharks; do they think people watch these films for any other reason but to see a massive shark eat people?
It can work- I think Crawl is a great example of characters-vs-monsters done right (even though it's alligators instead of a shark). But 99.9999% of the time, it ends up being trash like this
Loved your commentary! You pointed out some things I wouldn’t have noticed and the info about the oil was great. Don’t have any interest in seeing the show now, 😂
considering it is a movie about a supernatural demon shark, i was hoping it would be good enough for a rewatch. cause that is a pretty cool setup, but no, its pretty bad.
Open Water coming at some point soon hopefully, and we’ve done the reef, I’m replying while walking at the moment - but if you search Shark Bytes The Reef it should come up!
Saw a small spotted cat shark in a tide pool in cornwall last week whilst I was on holiday, I was so chuffed lmao
I know someone who had a pet bullshark..
Before you think it was cruel, he is the top fish expert in Australia, has 30 5+ million litre ponds, used by governments, universities and public aquariums to design equipment and catch large fish.
@@PoetofHateSpeech Still cruel. Sharks don't belong in a tank.
@blarfroer8066 Not really. Depending on the species of shark etc...
In the wild, so many don't survive past the pup stage...if I remember only like 15% do
We call it a dogfish here for some reason mate 🤿🇬🇧
@@callumrobbins1460No, they are different species of shark. Catsharks are common in UK waters, as are dogfish.
"THIS IS BURGUNDY!" - Awesome Quote!😂
it IS lol
I love the idea that this film is going to make us all think deeply about our effect on the planet ...
... and then blowing up an incredibly rare, endangered shark for the big finale! Not sure Lucas's character really, truly redeemed himself at all then, lol
Well, if it's a demon that looks like a shark, it's not an endangered species
The black demon being a completely different level of shark (by mythology at least) that is more spiritual than living animal... I wouldn't be against peopme blowing it up to settle their own inner demons while the actual manifestation waits for the next group that has their own skeletons in the closet
Nacho is actually a fairly common nickname, short for Ignacio. The cheesy chips are named after the cook
cook who supposedly invented the dish
I had heard there was a guy named Ignacio, who would frequent a restaurant and order broken tacos with everything on it, did it so often, they decided to name the dish after him.
But, I guess it’s a game of telephone now.
Radio: This is Agent Johnson from the FBI. Be on the lookout for a 1936 maroon Stutz Bearcat
(1936 Maroon Stutz Bearcat drives by)
Wiggum: Eh, that was really more of a burgundy...
You should watch Empire of the Sharks! It's another B-movie like Sharknado, but set in the far future when Earth is mostly water and Sharks like, actively hunt people. They're also telepathic iirc. It's great, highly recommend
I gotta see this one.
Ooh, thank you! I’m going to go find it right now.
@@pauliewogmastercertifiedli535 I haven't watched it in a while but B-rated Shark movies are my favorite 😂
Anyone else's day made by hearing Kristian say "tripping balls" ?
Those perfectly bit-off, not decomposing, instantly recognizable body parts sitting in one place just below the water, not even moving just staying perfectly still, looked like they’re suspended in blue jello!
Edit: Ann Reardon (from How to Cook That) should make a lagoon cake with a shark. 😂 She would do great, and she lives in Australia, where I someday want to visit to see the sharks down there.
Your 'Jaws' movie commentary was how I found the channel, so I am quite fond of this type of videos. Watched 'Great white" yesterday if you need another one, although it really isn't that good, at least they use real footage of sharks and spare us the bad CGI, mostly.
It’s on my list of films to do, the list is long 😂😂
I still need to find the movie with the tiger shark eating a cow carcass as a torture method for a dude strapped to a chair like in Shark Night... since the man himself also doesn't know and said that's a scary sounding scene
Glad to see you cover this film. I always enjoy the movie commentaries. I originally thought this film looked silly but potentially entertaining, but now I'm not so sure. Seems really confusing to be honest. The shark is making people hallucinate? Two men are fighting over the colour of a shirt? Not sure I'll bother with this one.
I was so ready for the shark to feature lots, but left disappointed :(
are you planning on seeing and possibly reacting to Meg 2? i keep seeing trailers for it and getting excited soley just because im hoping a good sharkbytes commentary vid comes out of it. would love to see one!!
I will 100% be doing a movie commentary on the second Meg film!
I don't know how you sat through this one lol thanks for the review. Can't wait for the Meg 2!
I've always been interested in the Black Demon. I rushed to the movies and saw Josh Lucas arguing about his shirt color. Great vid, I always respect someone who sets his mind to something and does it. I hope I can be like you one day, maybe without the accent tho
I was looking forward to your commentary on this movie Kris. And, you did it just before I go back to school. Awesome. Me and a friend of mine went to see this movie together and both agreed the shark definitely should have had more screen time just like you think it should have. Lucas's shirt looks dark red to me. I'm still hoping for a creature feature on black tip reef sharks too🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈
Spoiler alert: the black tip reef shark creature feature is coming this Sunday!
I’m glad I found your channel! And thank you, I kept making the oil is flammable reference and my fiancé said it wouldn’t matter because it was not refined? But then I’m like, the first scene, the guy almost sets himself on fire for throwing a cigar? Lmao this movie makes no sense but was kind of funny because of it.
Please do a movie review of "The Reef" :) I would love to hear what you think of it
That’s a GREAT shark movie
So the shark was sent by *Tlaloc* because Humans were wrecking the sea? Tlaloc had nothing to do with the ocean; he was the rain god to whom the Aztecs sacrificed children.
Thank you for pointing this out.
Keep up the great content Kris! This was awesome!
Thanks for the commentary! I'm glad i skipped seeing it in theaters. I'll probably end up seeing it at some point, but won't actively seek it out any time soon. These shark movies need more sharks in them, for sure. I do agree that those that don't take themselves too seriously are usually more entertaining.
"This is why women think we're all neaderthals."😂😂😂👏👏👏🍀✨ Love the movie commentaries and also yes - The Meg 2 😁😁
Kris I really love your channel. The fabulous content plus your sense of humor make each episode great.
It was a good movie....for background noise. I believe I built a computer while this movie played.
Now I definitely want to dive in a contraption lit up like Las Vegas 😂
It's not all bad. They found a cat to save after all.
There you go! Mystic shark. I also love how when you realized this you kept saying it made more sense. Mystical shark makes sense huh? Haha I love it
These are always great
I always chuckle at terrible shark films 😂😂
I love your movie reviews with a real life shark scientist.
I feel it needs to be said that Nacho is short for Ignacio, a fairly common Mexican name
Yes, his shirt looked maroon. What a bizarre topic to start a punch up 😂
Thanks for this, Kris. I feel like you made a dumb film enjoyable from this video. You watched it so we didn't have to. 😁
Great video as always. Love these videos where you go over shark films not only for accuracy, but entertainment.
One thing I will warn you of is at 8:40 where you say the shirt is maroon. You better be careful when you say things like that as (apparently) thems be fightin' words.
Thanks for your commentary Kj, don’t think I’ll waste my time on the film
seen it one word sums it up crap.
I would like to see you do a segment on Open Water 3 thank you and I love your segments
A man has no desire to distinguish the difference between burgundy and maroon.
I always love these movie commentaries! :)
awwww yes you watched it! I'm so freaking excited :D
Can’t wait for a Meg 2 commentary!
I really wanna see 30min minimum of those reactions. Priceless.
So my take on this film (and I'm not sure if it was intentional or just my own creative brain) was way more spiritual/mythic. El Rey (the rough gruff leader), his name literally means they kind, but also a play on rey/ray being similar to sharks, was actually Tlaloc Himself. He was all for the wrathful vengeance upon eveyone until he realized the kid had left an offering of candy (which to him, esp in that situation was a high value offering). That was when he relented and allowed the rescue. But the dad had to sacrified his life in atonement for the damage he had caused, there was no way around it. The explosion destroyed the real "black demon" the rig, as well as the one who was responsible for it. But that was my take
El Demonio Negro would be a great brand name for tequila 😁.
I was expecting you to do this one at some point, but I watched this movie close to it's release and man it was not good, I kind of regretted buying this movie. I'll wouldn't mind you taking a look at some other shark movies like Mako or Red Water but I shall look forward to your inevitable look at the Meg 2.
That's burgundy! Now put your fists up! 😀
I've been waiting for this
You say you're "a little bit lost" on the human side of the plot, but you're actually describing it pretty perfectly. The oil company has been threatening Josh Lucas's character not only with the loss of his job if he didn't follow their orders, but also potentially hiring someone to hurt and/or kill his family as well. And they intended to kill him with the bomb planted at the oil rig to hid the evidence he'd discovered and make his death look like an accident. But his family escaped with the evidence intact and now the oil company can be held accountable for their actions by the law.
Love you're vids Kris this is amazing learn new things time an time again but I've got a question maby an episode on shart teeth how you can se the difference between the teeth of some sharks also the megalodon,and now I know you're nog a huge fan of it,and I get that,but it's hard to see the difference between those and those from a white shark,love you're content,keep it up!
I think that shirt was definitely burgundy lol (I honestly don't know lol). Also I agree with your ratings it's like shark movies aren't trying anymore.
I also love how you tell us to stop with the megladon nonsense and it makes me laugh
I like being educated while you watch movies 😄
OHHH MY GOSH YES I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS 🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤
So I waited to watch your commentary until I saw the movie, so I’m late here. You nailed it, it was less about the demon shark and more a commentary on Big Oil. They could have done both and so much better. The script and dialogue were pathetic. I hated most of the characters, and hoped they’d die, except the nice man that rescues the family, of course he gets obliterated… ugh. Love your content. Thank you. ( can’t wait for your Meg 2, it wasn’t as good as the first, but it was good for different reasons even though there are some obvious plot holes. it’s still a fun movie and I loved it.)
PS- you videos are tempting to use as a drinking game, each time you say literally or actually. I counted 7 I think in this one, I might have missed some, though - and no I haven’t been drinking. ;)
I was about to recommend you watch this
Thank you for the video ❤
Sweet Jesus on a bicycle, I think I'll miss this film.
lol i saw this recently! so funny as usual xD
Would love you to review Open Water and Blind Waters😃❤️
I want your film reactions to be much longer!
Could you one day do a compilation review of all the Bond films that feature sharks in them? Might be able to collab with Bond aficionado Calvin Dyson too if they are up to it.
I totally agree with you except I really think you were too nice by giving it anything above a 1😂😂
Awesome job as usual❤❤
I’m gunna keep asking for Dark Tide (2012) 😂 until you review it
I am so pleased that i avoided this one, yhanks for the confirmatory video😂
You literally made me choke when you said oh shit!
Hey, I've been watching u for a while now and wanted to know, can u watch the new Meg movie? It was pretty cool in my opinion but I would love too see your reaction!
I haven't watched the video yet , I wanted to ask you a question before I forget Kristian. I was wondering how a shark would do if it were to go blind . I know about the Greenland sharks going blind , their lives are lived in slow motion though and they are primarily scavengers from what I understand. I'm curious about sharks that live at normal speed and have to hunt for a living for the most part. Let's use a Lemon Shark for example. Could they survive without vision ?
My guess is not long. I think however,if they slowly started to lose their sight, that they would adapt through other sensory sensations.
I wonder. If they can operate in the deep where it is pitch black , maybe they don't need to adapt to being blind.
Thank you @CherylPix62.
I would also think they’d struggle, although there are probably examples out there of predatory sharks (excluding Greenland sharks), that have lost sight in one or both eyes and have still managed to survive
Wow this movie sounds horrendous lmfao I'm glad I watched you watching it instead of watching it myself
I’ll always take one for the team here on Shark Bytes
Burgundy shark bytes tshirts plz😂
Could you do ghost shark or meg 2 for the next commentary love your videos
After the clips, I was thinking that perhaps the kids could be thrown to the shark, then I realized that would be rank cruelty to the shark.
Thanks for the review. RIP to your brain cells.
😂
We need to get him more subs!!🎉
Would love to see your reaction to "The Reef."
Thanks for taking one for the team Kristian and saving me from watching that.
Damn, now I feel like I need to go see this! ... Or I'll just watch the drunk Black Demon episode again. That works too!
i enjoyed that the film leaned more toward the myth of the black demon of Cortez instead of making it an actual megladon. less things for me to pick apart and annoy my mom with.
Artist here. That's burgundy. Probably the only thing Josh Lucas' character got right all movie.
I watched this last week, mostley FF to what looked like interesting bits, i was allways wrong, stopped movie before the end, i didn't care about it, so thanks for the ending. I think :)
Im married to a latina and i used to be able to speak spanish. For sone reason it dissapeared after i met her family
So the guy not being able to speak Spanish is probably the most accurate thing here
The Meg 2 please!
Intreasting thought experiment if thru genetic recreation of a megladon could it even survive in our current oceans with oxygenation levels and temperatures
Watch Meg 2!!
Professional graphic designer here so the shirt does appear to be maroon; however, there are some shots which is does also appear to be burdangy. Burgandy has a purple undertone to it vs maroon which has a brown undertone. I took some screen shots and eyedropperd the shirt multiple times, it seems to change based on not only the lighting but also the saturation or effect they put on the scene. The Mexican standoff it looked maroon, the car ride was burgandy, meanwhile the oil rig where the guy is shooting the flare its maroon again. Now in the scene where they are debating the color of the shirt it is burgandy but we may never know the truth.
Brilliant.
Thanks Kris, think I'll give it a miss 😅😅😂😂😂📽
Okay you have to do the movie The Reef. It’s supposed to be based off a true story and I feel like your commentary would be great for that one!
Hey! Check it out here: th-cam.com/video/t4Z2hGW9YDA/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=SHARKBYTES (although youtube copyrighted it, and as such its blocked in a fair few countries, fingers crossed you can see it).
I dont give a f*** about the film (even less so after this video), but I do love shark bytes!
I am TRULY shocked and disappointed in people for rating this in the 80's! WOW. Got to give it to the actual critics on this one.
@sharkbytes hey, I'd love to see what you think about deep blue 2 and 3!
It’s on the list - promise!
I wonder if the titular “black demon” is supposed to be a clever way to refer to both the shark and the oil itself, since there’s supposed to be an environmental message in the movie.
I tried watching the movie some weeks ago, but gave up after about 30 minutes. It was just too stupid. Yet, I was thrilled to see that you did a bigger sacrifice than Lucas and watched it for me and gave me a brilliant commentary! Thank you so much 😂
we need the Meg 2 plz!!! there is so much wrong on that one it's going to be a fun one
The meg 2 next pls
Yeah I had the exact same thoughts as you. Bad dialogue, not enough shark, and was just a very meh film; not good enough to be entertaining and not bad enough to be amusing.
Also the fact that Josh Lucas admits to falsifying reports on oil rigs for years despite the fact that he could have easily walked away, and probably done some whistle-blowing in the process, makes him a completely unredeemable character for me. Especially since his supposed redemption involved him sacrificing himself to save his family and not actually dealing with any of the real consequences of his actions.
haha, funnily enough, I watched this film last week and was so bored! Your commentary was much more fun!
I know this is a late as hell comment, but ngl I feel like one of the most realistic things about this movie is that a white man with a Mexican wife and two kids with said wife doesn't speak a lick of Spanish... so many people in America and Canada just don't bother to learn a spouse's language in spite of often expecting said spouse to learn English at frankly ridiculous speeds
.
I refuse to understand why these movies insist on spending time developing their uninteresting characters instead of focusing on the sharks; do they think people watch these films for any other reason but to see a massive shark eat people?
Exactly!
It can work- I think Crawl is a great example of characters-vs-monsters done right (even though it's alligators instead of a shark). But 99.9999% of the time, it ends up being trash like this
Loved your commentary! You pointed out some things I wouldn’t have noticed and the info about the oil was great. Don’t have any interest in seeing the show now, 😂
considering it is a movie about a supernatural demon shark, i was hoping it would be good enough for a rewatch. cause that is a pretty cool setup, but no, its pretty bad.
do a reaction for The Reef movie
All the oddities you mention in the beginning are classic American
You really missed an opportunity for a sponsorship with some kind of travel or hotel booking site for this one. 😂
Please do Meg 2.🙏
You should ABSOLUTELY watch Ouija shark…totally the “most accurate” film I have ever had the pleasure and displeasure of watching
Kris can you 🙏 do a drunk review of "Open Water" and "The Reef"?
Open Water coming at some point soon hopefully, and we’ve done the reef, I’m replying while walking at the moment - but if you search Shark Bytes The Reef it should come up!
Turns out the shark is just a metaphor.