Cup and String (feat. Tim Kish)

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  • Tim gets a call from a magical help line.
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ความคิดเห็น • 921

  • @SaintDaisley
    @SaintDaisley 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3866

    "Why did I have to be naked for this part?"
    "You didn't, we just wanted to see if you'd do it."

  • @drowemos
    @drowemos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5913

    So here's the question - Was Tim drunk, crying on the floor surrounded by the police the whole time or is magic cup pure evil and changing Tim's reality as they talk.

    • @SorchaSublime
      @SorchaSublime 7 ปีที่แล้ว +469

      the second one

    • @jasperzanovich2504
      @jasperzanovich2504 7 ปีที่แล้ว +881

      The company is named Selfhelp.
      I think it's safe to assume that the cup is just a cup and only he is hearing those voices.

    • @jamestrotman3238
      @jamestrotman3238 7 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      A brave thing letting others know of the true reality, i see you also have "the gift"

    • @kairuw6477
      @kairuw6477 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Eric Kimball yes

    • @TheoneandonlyDrops
      @TheoneandonlyDrops 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Jasper Zanovich
      That's what I assumed too. It's just an unreliable narrator trope.

  • @harrisonkyser4568
    @harrisonkyser4568 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1680

    The most unrealistic part of this sketch isn't the cup-phone, it's the fact that there is only one level of middle management before going directly to the CEO. There are at least four more managers and several regional supervisors and a receptionist or two that Tim would have to get through to get to the CEO.

    • @Graknorke
      @Graknorke 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      They just genuinely want to help is all.

    • @aureavita8653
      @aureavita8653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      It's a small company

    • @ermoore
      @ermoore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      T-34-85 Don’t you mean cup-any?

    • @KitKatHexe
      @KitKatHexe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@ermoore this works so much better when you say it out loud

    • @Segwo
      @Segwo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KitKatHexe lol, it does.. I had no idea what was going on until I read your comment and read it out loud

  • @dcarlomurphy5685
    @dcarlomurphy5685 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3599

    Why do I feel like Kyle looked at a few cups one day and said "I'm gonna make this funny somehow..."

    • @voixe2172
      @voixe2172 7 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      *The magic of Door Monster*

    • @Lady_in_Yearning
      @Lady_in_Yearning 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      And funny he did

    • @ikarean5124
      @ikarean5124 7 ปีที่แล้ว +361

      Boat Mormon Bible, Book of Kyle, Chapter 2 - And Kyle came upon a red cup in the land of Walmart and he froze; His disciples gathered around him and said "Kyle, this is madness. There is no joke here"; But Kyle stood silent, scrutinizing the cup; After twofold and 3 minutes he declared "What is a joke, but the unexpected?" and called for Tim; And so, Kyle and Tim wrote a skit about the cup, and the people rejoiced; There was laughter in the the homes, laughter at slow parties, laughter all around; And when Kyle saw, he smiled; for his is the glory of making the mundane extraorinary.

    • @trygveplaustrum4634
      @trygveplaustrum4634 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Success! *Achievement Unlocked: Cuptastic*

    • @thatsneakyneenja2595
      @thatsneakyneenja2595 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Door monster can make anything funny.

  • @Immortal_Fish
    @Immortal_Fish 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1426

    "she didn't leave me, she just needed some space"
    "She joined the first group to colonize mars, didn't she?"
    "She needed a lot of space"
    that got me good xD

    • @Nowters
      @Nowters 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That is what they said

    • @Mernom
      @Mernom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I didn't think that when he said 'she needed space', he meant actual, outer space.

    • @gamerplays5131
      @gamerplays5131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Mernom Imagine the irony where she applied for him to go with her but he failed because of his instability

    • @LowRes_Corgi56
      @LowRes_Corgi56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *a lot or space*

  • @Seafarer64
    @Seafarer64 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2239

    Poor guy will end up homeless, bearded, and selling his knife if he doesn't get his act together.

    • @delasee1383
      @delasee1383 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I thought his life was supposed to get worse?

    • @DarkKnightofIT
      @DarkKnightofIT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@frimi8593 no, it's this one: th-cam.com/video/3Bcfl_xixAI/w-d-xo.html

    • @WebContractor7407
      @WebContractor7407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      nuuuuu not the knife!

    • @striderpup1169
      @striderpup1169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No he turns into the hobo guy with a knife

    • @keeperofcats642
      @keeperofcats642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      THE ORIGIN STORY!

  • @DaBezzzz
    @DaBezzzz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    I just realised
    Kyle is in a box office

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  6 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      Ha!

    • @Leviathan56
      @Leviathan56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No no he's got a point

    • @SAMURIADI
      @SAMURIADI หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      i watched this years ago- and only after reading your comment is it xlicking

  • @D3vious113
    @D3vious113 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1780

    My, that escalated quickly.

    • @1Piecer
      @1Piecer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You can refer to them as Door without the Monster part. Anything can escalated quickly here.

    • @FeCyrineu
      @FeCyrineu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Yeah, but not enough. The shareholders didn't get involved.

    • @KOTYAR0
      @KOTYAR0 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      D3vious I mean, that really got out of hand fast

    • @zaarongaming8174
      @zaarongaming8174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      how the heck do you have 1.1 thousand likes on your comment but only 3 replies?!

  • @plaidchickens3271
    @plaidchickens3271 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1587

    That cup has appeared to me multiple times... Wait

    • @sheepieworks4974
      @sheepieworks4974 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      yup, sorry to break it to ya buddy. but you're an alcoholic sociopath

    • @jamestrotman3238
      @jamestrotman3238 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      dun Dun DUNNNNNN
      your prehaps still in college,
      Still in controle of,
      The Cup.

    • @JonathanToolonie
      @JonathanToolonie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You need professional help.

    • @pryvatepolack
      @pryvatepolack 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Plaid Chickens well youre screwed

    • @borbicus
      @borbicus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thank you for contacting solohelp lines! How can we help you today?

  • @Wulff20ko
    @Wulff20ko 7 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    Plot twist, this is all a DnD campaign and Kyle is casting ghost sounds and Preforming Diplomancy to convince this person that they are crazy.

    • @Greywander87
      @Greywander87 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      In 5th edition if you play as a warlock with a Great Old One patron, you can literally project voices into peoples minds, with or without their permission. It's not a spell (anti-magic does nothing), and thus has no casting components (you could be sitting nearby reading a book and no one would know), and you don't even need to speak the same language as your target. And, unlike Ghost Sounds or Minor Illusion, no one else will be able to hear the voices (unless you also project them into their mind).

    • @Lordofthepixel
      @Lordofthepixel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh my gosh, D&D Inception.

    • @Skullhawk13
      @Skullhawk13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Greywander and that was enough to make me take a break from bard

    • @speedy01247
      @speedy01247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think it's an SCP which if answered will tell you things that become true, the longer you talk the more you are altered.

  • @calebcomet1868
    @calebcomet1868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    *When the Bard plays as a “Pacifist”*

    • @nova8091
      @nova8091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There’s no replies so here I will make one

    • @Ember_Trans_Cat
      @Ember_Trans_Cat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      theres one reply. im making a second one.

    • @Segwo
      @Segwo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’ll third this train. Let’s get this really rolling

    • @BubbaJPirates
      @BubbaJPirates 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fourth to call forth.

    • @tonyscaletty8705
      @tonyscaletty8705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There's 4 replies here, I'll make a fifth

  • @hilarydirks715
    @hilarydirks715 7 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    i can't tell if solohelp is a pun because there's only one person working at solo, or if we just live in a world of kyle

    • @TheoneandonlyDrops
      @TheoneandonlyDrops 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      "World of Kyle" Sounds like a TV-show I'd definitely watch.
      In a World where everyone is Kyle....

    • @thomasboys7216
      @thomasboys7216 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Or in this case, "So Low Help", to help people see how low they've sunk.

    • @averagepikfan2686
      @averagepikfan2686 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      It's because those kinds of cups are called, "solo cups."

    • @corbinbarron8772
      @corbinbarron8772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That’s just the cup brand dude

    • @Leviathan56
      @Leviathan56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or it's just the cup brand....

  • @keithreinsel7842
    @keithreinsel7842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    That, "I'M ON THE PHONE!" gets me every time xD

  • @sorenrising5880
    @sorenrising5880 7 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    Honestly, this just escalated my desire for an office chair made of cardboard.

    • @jasonkeats931
      @jasonkeats931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "escalated"
      love the implication that you've always wanted one

    • @datdabdoe1417
      @datdabdoe1417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jasonkeats931 who hasnt?

    • @physe8052
      @physe8052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You had a preexisting desire for an office chair made of cardboard? Why?

    • @rowanbcapr
      @rowanbcapr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And also a solo cup headset

  • @tylersmith5124
    @tylersmith5124 7 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    Not sure if this is a look into the minds of door monster or behind the scenes to their tech setup.

    • @jackdereduvo1109
      @jackdereduvo1109 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It's both.

    • @Laughing_Dragon
      @Laughing_Dragon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jack de Reduvo why was I a month late to this comment....because I was going to say that too XD!)

    • @PaulNgoXIII
      @PaulNgoXIII 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

  • @AirTerranean
    @AirTerranean 7 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    I wonder what it must be like to be put on hold while being called from a cup on a string? I guess you'd have to... hold the line.

    • @AirTerranean
      @AirTerranean 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Also congratulations, the Extortionist hobo is now not the most insane phenomenon.

    • @agusti92
      @agusti92 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ... love it is always on time!!!

    • @wingedbuffalo7739
      @wingedbuffalo7739 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      😤😧

    • @JackEverfree
      @JackEverfree ปีที่แล้ว

      The hold music would also most likely consist of several stringed instruments

  • @OfNoImport
    @OfNoImport 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Called me on my... my cup..."
    I think that was my favorite line.

  • @pg3384
    @pg3384 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This went from an average man cleaning his house, to a drunk man holding a hostage from a house he robbed, due to depression from his girlfriend leaving for mars.

  • @monkeyporche225
    @monkeyporche225 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5 years later and this is still in my Top 5 Door Monster skits, the other 4 being Hobo skits.

  • @maicey_t.
    @maicey_t. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love the little detail of his mic also being a cup.

  • @Fort_Master
    @Fort_Master 7 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    I don't know what to think... Was Kyle just being really perceptive, or does he have the power to actively alter reality and was using it to ruin Tim's life?

    • @Xylos144
      @Xylos144 7 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      I THINK that what's happening is that every time we jump to a reality change, things are actually getting closer and closer to reality. The nice, sober, well-dressed, calm, nice man at the beginning only exists in his own imagination. The hotline is helping him become self-aware of how he is actually behaving, little by little. Ie, on the floor naked surrounded by cops screaming into a cup.

    • @ohlookitisacat7404
      @ohlookitisacat7404 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He is very drunk. he broke into someone house with a knife, tie the guy up as hostage, and are talking with a cup.

    • @spalshie7662
      @spalshie7662 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Perhaps Solo helplines was just his subconscious trying to bring him back to reality

    • @rinkagamine7537
      @rinkagamine7537 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      well we know the helplines are real because they show up again for a bearded hobo later on-

    • @crazy4bricksthebrickbrothe722
      @crazy4bricksthebrickbrothe722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait. In what video?

  • @ardinhelme687
    @ardinhelme687 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I shall now await the Kyle only sketch where the Extortionist Hobo gets a call from Solohelp.

    • @jacksonl.2201
      @jacksonl.2201 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He's probably one of the Shareholders

  • @jasone6844
    @jasone6844 7 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    I loved that. That was extremely cleaver. Also, I'm gonna need one of those cups, my buddies an idiot and I think SoloHelp can help him realize he's an idiot.

    • @Psykoged
      @Psykoged 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      But he was holding a knife...

    • @KaathKilo
      @KaathKilo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It's a knife, not a cleaver

    • @jasone6844
      @jasone6844 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *FacePalm* I know, I was trying to be clever with with a knife/clever pun with cleaver.

    • @glenmurie
      @glenmurie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I think you tried to be too cleaver there, and failed. Next time, use an icepick.

    • @Dennis0is0Mr1Swag
      @Dennis0is0Mr1Swag 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jason E Knife to see that you took a stab a joke.

  • @fornaxian
    @fornaxian 7 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    If the cup that showed up for me is just polystyrene does that make me only a little bad, or completely psycho? Asking for my hostages.

    • @jamestrotman3238
      @jamestrotman3238 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Red cup means your still in college and just woke up from too good of a night.
      Polystyrene cup means your in a wellness centre after being knocked out by the "medication" in said cup.

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      If by polystyrene, you are specifically referring to the Styrofoam form of that material, I must warn you, that's the devil's material, so you probably have a hotline to hell.
      Hang up quickly or the situation will only get worse.

    • @meeperdudeify
      @meeperdudeify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dynamicworlds1 hmmm... I hear they're hiring though. They're expanding operations to handle all the new clients this year

  • @hunngryento
    @hunngryento 7 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    3 Kyles 1 cup.

    • @Scotch20
      @Scotch20 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Two cups actually... And a beer can and.... A jug of water?

    • @johnfraire6931
      @johnfraire6931 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol, I just came from One Punch Stan
      I know of what you speak of...

  • @PhilHowlett
    @PhilHowlett 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Please let me go".. "I'M ON THE PHONE!!" - makes me laugh every time I watch it.

  • @jonydude
    @jonydude 7 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I have to know, did you come up with the punchline first, then needed a setup for it? Or did you start with a solo cup call center first, then try to come up with an acceptable ending to it?

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  7 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      We started on the cup idea first, and then worked with Tim to develop it from there by passing the script back and forth.

  • @TheNerdySimulation
    @TheNerdySimulation 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was genuinely a great video, not just in the humor, but in the acting, setup, and delivery of everything. The way you guys used household objects (including some of it being recyclable) and basic surroundings in order to tell this short, humorous, and interesting story is just wonderful. Not to mention the simple yet elegant camera work! It is stuff like this that makes me excited for your The Guards Themselves sequel and various such other long-form content. :D

  • @rusticgiraffe4262
    @rusticgiraffe4262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks to this, I now refer to crimes as “acts of evil”

  • @jadendoyle1573
    @jadendoyle1573 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I love how well my school schedule lines up so well with your episode schedule

    • @kabhes9040
      @kabhes9040 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you mean they upload right at the point that you have to go to school?

    • @vissenekku
      @vissenekku 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Have to..." is a bit strong when it comes to school. "Are advised to..." might be more apt.

    • @ACountrymansLPs
      @ACountrymansLPs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, if they're still a minor they could be charged with truancy.

  • @mr.notsonice
    @mr.notsonice 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *sees video
    *laughs at cup joke
    *sees red cup with string beside me...
    oh well...

  • @nickk4953
    @nickk4953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You know what would really funny is if the hobo who wants milk calls them. I’d love to see that skit

  • @darklitebug
    @darklitebug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have to say, of all your stuff, I think this is my favorite. Just, the clean suits of the operators against the background of whatever boxes you had laying around. I love it.

  • @delta6man
    @delta6man 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3 years after, still gold.

    • @d4s0n282
      @d4s0n282 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yep :D rip these tho :(

  • @Trotom7
    @Trotom7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is so good! The multiple Kyles working in a cardboard office! The emotional acting of an unknown actor! This is my favourite.

  • @TheoneandonlyDrops
    @TheoneandonlyDrops 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Awww man I wanted to see a round table with a bunch of Kyles all talking over each other (the 'shareholders')

  • @inigo137
    @inigo137 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I feel like we all need that cup at some point in our lifes.
    Great vid guys

  • @lforlight
    @lforlight 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Is it a cuping mechanism? Would you say it's a wake-up call?
    ... glad to see your collab with Better Tim. It was a wired video, though.

    • @finnj.harrison6139
      @finnj.harrison6139 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LforLight More like a Way-Cup call!

    • @lforlight
      @lforlight 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      You got me there. Well done.

  • @caseywellington4761
    @caseywellington4761 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Years later, this is still one of your best-written sketches

  • @Darthwill44
    @Darthwill44 7 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Okay truth be told I once got so drunk I was talking to a bowl of easy mac as if I was on the phone with my ex girlfriend.

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      How much cheese did you get in your ear?

    • @jamestrotman3238
      @jamestrotman3238 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Timothy McLean ask the girlfriend😉

    • @d4s0n282
      @d4s0n282 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      omg did you talk to kyle???

  • @batavica1875
    @batavica1875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love those diplomancers that have such high charisma that they can physically change the fabric of reality through their lies

  • @sersmiles1635
    @sersmiles1635 7 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    Kyle why do you look like the guy from katimari?

    • @genericprofile2381
      @genericprofile2381 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What says he isnt

    • @axelfirekirby
      @axelfirekirby 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      he is not the king of all comsos!

    • @sersmiles1635
      @sersmiles1635 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      coming back to one of my favorite sketches and thos comment has over 700 likes, why? do we actually have a katamari following here or what, I am baffled

  • @Fibonochos
    @Fibonochos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    this has constantly been one of my top three videos from you guys

  • @lukejoyce1107
    @lukejoyce1107 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I lost it at the end. You guys are great and hilarious. Keep up the good work! I can't wait until you get more recognition.

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you so much :D

  • @montlejohnbojangles8937
    @montlejohnbojangles8937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is legitimately still the weirdest video you guys have ever made. And I adore it.

  • @generalkitten2100
    @generalkitten2100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    the last line was not purple enough

    • @Nuclearburrit0
      @Nuclearburrit0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Idk man, it tasted purple to me

  • @snooki5438
    @snooki5438 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love that these videos range from video games to people having an existential crisis through a red solo cup
    Also I have a very similar wooden watch to the one Kyle was wearing in this video. I like your style, Sir.

  • @mrwalk6171
    @mrwalk6171 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I legitimately started to choke on my mid lecture muffin, at the you are incredibly drunk cut. One of the best sketches yet.

  • @dustinbuckley8577
    @dustinbuckley8577 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Haha, whoever has been doing the English captions, I applaud you sir, as one fanboy to another.

    • @JMSginoclave
      @JMSginoclave 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dustin Buckley Thanks :) Gotta work a bit on timing on this one though. You can see the name at the bottom of the description.

  • @yumameda
    @yumameda 7 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    He should have yelled "I'm on the CUP!" at the end.

    • @ChaosSolak
      @ChaosSolak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So I'm not the only one who thought that.

  • @simonmikkelsen4549
    @simonmikkelsen4549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is still one of my favorite skits ever.

  • @ymeynot0405
    @ymeynot0405 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    STILL GREAT 5 years later!

  • @BagofBonesJAW
    @BagofBonesJAW 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Friends: Tf2 is dyeing
    Me: I THINK THATS A VERY INCORRECT OBSERVATION!

  • @rolleriffic
    @rolleriffic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    at 1:42 kyle could not help smirking

  • @FoxworthTV
    @FoxworthTV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I feel like I have to watch the What video now, just to help process my thoughts on this video.

    • @naleck2922
      @naleck2922 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Foxworth
      That is an incredibly good idea.

    • @AirTerranean
      @AirTerranean 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What?!

    • @naleck2922
      @naleck2922 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What?

    • @FoxworthTV
      @FoxworthTV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah guys, do it more like Matt Locke

    • @AirTerranean
      @AirTerranean 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why don't you just get Matt Locke?

  • @tylabs6766
    @tylabs6766 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I thought this was going to be a song because it said (feat.) So my brain defaulted to this is a song and y'all brought someone along. I was very confused once I realized they was no singing or music, and then even more confused as there is a solo hotline, followed by more confusion as things escalated. I was not disappointed.... but now I want a song about cups , done by door monster heck I wouldn't care if was a song about a door monster mugs and you just make a 3 min song about why we should buy door monster brand mugs and cups. I then would buy your a
    mug because it wouldn't just be a mug to me it would be a mug that reminds me of the door monster mug song. Great video.

    • @ColtDouglasMusic
      @ColtDouglasMusic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a bit muggy in here...

    • @tylabs6766
      @tylabs6766 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      mR. iNSANITY Door monster mugs are the muggiest mugging mugs .... actually I don't think I want a mug known as the muggiest mugs sounds gross, the best mug maybe? Friendliest monster mug ? Mugs mugs mugs mugs

    • @tylabs6766
      @tylabs6766 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kjartan The Viking reminds me of a magic mugging because the cups are magic and I'm being mugged while trying to talk about selling mugs , I'm just a simple mugs sale man being mugged how and why did life come to this.

  • @Psychol-Snooper
    @Psychol-Snooper 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    10/10 _"I laughed. I cried. It was better than Cats."_

    • @fomoran
      @fomoran 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Angry Applesauce most things are better than cats, that is why these horrid creatures are often found near rubbish piles with many cups at once trying to contact them and tell them how awful they are...

    • @fomoran
      @fomoran 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Angry Applesauce, after i've finished cleaning up the bloody vomit (a mark of being assailed by lloyd Webber) i shall retort. for now i'll just listen to ravel's bolero slowed down a bit. It's like listening to some of Cats but it isn't artistically tainted by by the goblin king, so it may draw out the poison and eventually leave me whole. Perhaps some 'Kit and the Widow' or Kander and Ebb shall enliven me. (wow, it looks likes my comment had more of a catty edge than i anticipated arf arf raf)

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      *fomoran*
      I thought it rather a clever way to point out the capital c as it seemed to provide a counter argument to your point. The only real question here is: did you have to look up Jellicle Cats, or did you already know it?
      _Jellicle Cats come out to-night_
      _Jellicle Cats come one come all:_
      _The Jellicle Moon is shining bright -_
      _Jellicles come to the Jellicle Ball._
      ~T.S. Elliot

    • @fomoran
      @fomoran 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      i knew of the poetry and was once tortured for having a later start time by an ex setting that damnable show as the musical alarm... regrettably i seem to still retain those Memories despite attempts to purge them as a feline might cough up a hairball. i fear that the only common ground can be found in watching this th-cam.com/video/Ii7DTyx0LNE/w-d-xo.html and taking in it's hopeful tone about possibility, pink wigs and diamonds in poo.

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I learned of Cats because of my upstairs neighbor's 6-7 year old son had a CD and a penchant for loud music. ;)

  • @ketsuekikumori9145
    @ketsuekikumori9145 7 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Would the reception improve with a bottle?

    • @southpawfrenzy
      @southpawfrenzy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Ketsueki Kumori I think reception improves after a couple of bottles!

    • @damoclesecoe7184
      @damoclesecoe7184 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ba Dum Tsss.

  • @davidfalcone1827
    @davidfalcone1827 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This has more twist, turns, and surprises than a lot of shows through out a season

  • @Unknown-tx1gj
    @Unknown-tx1gj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “She joined the first group to colonize Mars, didn’t she?”
    “Well,She needed a lot of 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝘾𝙀”
    Oh i get it,Mars and space very funny

  • @dreamwolf7302
    @dreamwolf7302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3 years later, and i has heads towards my Masters in Psych, i realize you guys managed to portray a type of psychosis in which the subconscious mind, attempts to redirect the conscious mind through the psychotic break.

  • @XellosNi
    @XellosNi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I suspect that drunk hobo also killed a chicken with a man and is Greg's accomplice.

  • @colfdralegend
    @colfdralegend 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video was made from about 17 cups, 3 Kyle's, fancy clothes, cardboard, string, a bag, a pillow, a guy taped up, a knife, a bottle, and a lack of clothes.
    ...
    ...
    ...
    Comedy.
    It's the best thing ever.

  • @LetsPlayCrazy
    @LetsPlayCrazy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You guys are so awesome and have such a witty sense of humor.
    You deserve all that you get and far more!
    Thanks for always making me laugh!

  • @agusti92
    @agusti92 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I keep coming back to rewatch this one over and over. Truly one of the best videos on all YT, ever.

  • @5thhorsemen578
    @5thhorsemen578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bard rolling a nat 20 on all charisma checks be like

  • @rattango9819
    @rattango9819 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of my favorite skits from door monster. Idk why i just keep coming back to it.

  • @AdamTheVox
    @AdamTheVox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    OMG why did it take me 4 years to realize that Nathan Solohelp has Han Solo in his name x.X

  • @Christiangamer22
    @Christiangamer22 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    When I watch this, there is a certain shade of yellow that perfectly describes this video...
    Pure Gold.

  • @sreckocuvalo8110
    @sreckocuvalo8110 7 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    What is this drug?

    • @plaidchickens3271
      @plaidchickens3271 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Coco Cola powder, tastes like crap but it costs two cents

    • @elldeebee1465
      @elldeebee1465 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Huh, I thought it was weed...

    • @coffeehound4935
      @coffeehound4935 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just alcohol

    • @craftsmenMC
      @craftsmenMC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      its called Door Monster my friend

    • @charliedulol
      @charliedulol 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      alcohol

  • @polish_filipino
    @polish_filipino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Woah, woah, woah, Calm down Tim. I'm on your side"
    What a classic line

  • @madmanwithateapot7367
    @madmanwithateapot7367 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    We've all had nights like these amirite?

  • @thebluetoothspeaker
    @thebluetoothspeaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this follows the improv rule of "yes and" and i find that hilarious

  • @mrtree2967
    @mrtree2967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So Jack and Dean either stole this joke, or just had the same idea.

  • @randomusermaximuss
    @randomusermaximuss 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love Tim's range from totally functional to far off the wagon.

  • @BagofBonesJAW
    @BagofBonesJAW 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This should be a movie. The narrator would try to make the main character realize who he really is

  • @f1r3hunt3rz5
    @f1r3hunt3rz5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is deeper than what was initially perceived.

  • @megalamb
    @megalamb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sweeeeet - You managed to collaborate with a relatively well-known TH-camr! Excellent work! True TH-camr Level Increased!
    Now to infiltrate the Dominic Fera fanbase, and make your way into the next Lazer Collection...

  • @asneakyninja1_
    @asneakyninja1_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    i... have no words for what was displayed here... it was an amazing use of cuts and such and the fact that it evolved from a guy cleaning cups after a party to suddenly being a guy who was drunk and naked, has a hostage, and who is talking into a cup because of his drunkenness... i still dont know what exactly i watched or how you got the idea but props to you guys for this i guess :P

  • @8Sigurd
    @8Sigurd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I don't regret subscribing to this channel. No, I do not. Thank you.

  • @seanmurphy3430
    @seanmurphy3430 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just rewatched this sketch using a pair of headphones that doesn't play sound on the left half. It weirdly makes the experience better. More immersive.

  • @draxil42
    @draxil42 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You guys ever considered collaborating with Loading Ready Run?

  • @CaedenV
    @CaedenV 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    These videos remind me of LoadingReadyRun before they stopped doing regular skits and essentially became a streaming channel. Keep up the great work!

  • @jadendoyle1573
    @jadendoyle1573 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He should have just played beer pong. Drink to forget but always remember

  • @justablexican
    @justablexican 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    These videos always lighten up my otherwise horrible mondays. Thank you for that.

  • @Madavis611
    @Madavis611 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That was great. Needs more Alison.

    • @AirTerranean
      @AirTerranean 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn't you do the photography? So even if you are not in the video, you're influence is plain to see.
      That said, needs more Ian.

    • @Madavis611
      @Madavis611 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do believe the perfect amount would have been to see our sword carrying heroine grinding for her "bald necked chocobo" in the background

    • @Madavis611
      @Madavis611 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just seems like the environment one could something terrible. Repeatedly.

    • @AirTerranean
      @AirTerranean 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Allison Devery that's logical, I feel rather foolish not having noted that :/
      My point still stands though regarding your influence and positive impact on the videos.

  • @RegsaGC
    @RegsaGC 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This may be the most grounded piece of sci-fi media I've ever seen

  • @ordinaryrod1356
    @ordinaryrod1356 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    man i have a feeling that this may not be a real thing.
    either that or those Albanian people i kidnapped hid my cup =,=

  • @benjaminallen4675
    @benjaminallen4675 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    That moment when you are suddenly and powerfully surrounded by the ethereal and beautiful strains of Living Forever and you think you are having a transcendental Door Monster experience. You begin to see visions of Kyle, Jefferey and the ghost of White Lightning past, but then you realize you just opened your laptop and it's still playing from last night when you were binge-watching.
    Bottom line, Door Monster has brought a lot of joy to me and I love you guys. Hearing Living Forever is just soothing for me.

  • @conneryspence9849
    @conneryspence9849 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Classic ❤

  • @KaylaKasel
    @KaylaKasel 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love that little satisfied laugh at 1:42. The small details really do matter; they add something more.

  • @ungrave5231
    @ungrave5231 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That was a great story. Excellent build up to a clever conclusion. It was all just some drunk dude breaking into a house and talking into a cup. I have one question though... why did his cloeths first increase into winter gear, then into a towel? Did this guy take a shower in the house he was robbing?

  • @Gun-Gun_kitten
    @Gun-Gun_kitten 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this makes me giggle everytime i watch it, its just fantastic xx

  • @CandelaNudel
    @CandelaNudel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I think I've a little crush on Kyle.

    • @plaidchickens3271
      @plaidchickens3271 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Whatever you do don't say it over a big social media platform where thousands of people will see this comment

    • @CandelaNudel
      @CandelaNudel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Y not tho?

    • @jamestrotman3238
      @jamestrotman3238 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      CandelaNudel im out of the closet too guys, im Kylesexual

    • @AirTerranean
      @AirTerranean 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No, no, no, no no! Nobody respond to this thread. DO NOT INDULGE THE FANDOM!

    • @TheoneandonlyDrops
      @TheoneandonlyDrops 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Understandable.

  • @davidunderwood9728
    @davidunderwood9728 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    This just kept getting better and better, would like more SoloHelp line videos please

  • @the_sad_wallet1553
    @the_sad_wallet1553 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What if it's called "solo helpline" because Kyle is the only employee?

  • @Sabrowsky
    @Sabrowsky 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is by far the most surreal thing I've seen in this channel

  • @SSGTstealth
    @SSGTstealth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    We are surprised we have never gotten this call

    • @festethephule7553
      @festethephule7553 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair, I'm pretty sure that guy never actually got any sort of call. He's just insane.

    • @SSGTstealth
      @SSGTstealth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Feste the Phule This is probably true

    • @festethephule7553
      @festethephule7553 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Collective
      Yeah. Just to clarify, it's impossible for you to go insane, right?

    • @SSGTstealth
      @SSGTstealth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Feste the Phule That depends on what you consider insane

    • @festethephule7553
      @festethephule7553 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Collective
      Fair point. I, for example, have multiple voices in my head, but according to my school psychologist, I am not in fact insane.
      I suppose, if you can't tell illusion apart from reality, I'd consider that insanity.

  • @richardneri9759
    @richardneri9759 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I keep coming back to this video every few months so that I can prepare for my inevitable SoloHelp cup call

  • @konamihatchibori
    @konamihatchibori 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I don't want to sound like a jerk, because you guys are usually on point, but that yell at the end? Not very burgundy. Definitely a few shades off.

    • @TheOnlyToblin
      @TheOnlyToblin 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was drunk. I think we can forgive him for mismanaging his voice.