They couldn’t even go to the effort of making Ryder actually shorter than any of the other characters, so all those jokes about his height actually make sense.
It's so funny as well that they are all basically the same height, and yet Ryder is the one I'd say looks the tallest because of how slouchy and lanky he is.
This game looks like one of those “EXTREME HD ENB OVERHAUL” videos where everything looks way too bright, too clean, too shiny, and the art style is completely and utterly gone.
The reason cj keeps grabbing onto ledges automatically is because this is a shitty port of the mobile version, this isnt the remaster of the original, this shit is the remaster of the mobile port, pc edition.
@@Graknorke yeah, they took the ps2 version them port to pc, after that they took the pc one and port to mobile, and then, they took the mobile one and port it back to pc, complete nonsense
It’s like the GTA 3 remaster got the most love out of all of them, because they have achievements for all the classic ways your able to cheese missions.
It just seems like they made GTA3 and then saw how much effort it would be to give vice city and San Andreas the same treatment. GTA3 actually looks enhanced. Lighting engine is great and overall the artstyle really works. Vice City looks significantly better than the original but kinda looks flat. I personally don’t like the models in it but you can tell that they actually put effort into it - albeit not as much as into GTA3. San Andreas is a trainwreck. Simple as that. They probably said „back to GTA Online to print some easy money“ halfway through vice city
@ניקאָלאַי ברומאָווסקי a company worth millions of dollars. even valve in their lowest point made a game that actually plays and looks good, but just like, wtf rockstar?
There's something uncanny about the """modern""" graphics, paired with the old low-quality audio and sound effects. Like at least when they're both old and crappy, it has that comfy retro aesthetic that we've all grown accustom to. Its like having recorded voice acting in an 8bit side-scroller, it just doesn't mesh well.
Speaking of voice acting in a 2d side scrolling type game, Blasphemous has this but does an actually amazing job for the tone that game is going for. Would highly recommend over the gta trilogy.
Apparently from what I remember, they essentially lost the original high quality voice lines and sound effects, so that's really the only part I can't blame them for in the game
Sony: We are proud to announce the PS7 Microsoft: Today is our grand unveiling of the Xbox 3 NVIDIA: RTX On, RTX 6090 Ti Intel: *Something* Lake Core i9 512Core AMD: Our new Zen7 Ryzen 8900 Apple: Our new M5 Silicon with 2048 CPU cores and 1024 GPU cores *Rockstar advert about GTA V and Remastered being on those platforms*
Funny that some fans who defend Rockstar always use that sentence while we watching this dumpster fire keep burning on...and also GTA 4 remastered in works.
Not a joke, the definitive edition is a "remaster" of the phone version of the game, which is visible with certain barely visible prompts and many specific bugs. Furthermore, the game was handled by "Grove Street games", who outsourced the job to a group in India, as visible in the credits
They didnt outsource it again to another dev. That India section in the credits were Rockstar India devs and they also worked on the original if im not mistaken
It's so nice of cj to put his sodas back in the vending machine with his telepathic abilities so the next person gets a free half drunken soda. What a lad
Matt McMuscles has a series called WHA HAPPUN? which goes into the history & backstory of terrible or troubled game releases, so he would be PERFECT for this
@@HandjobHandsome with all the other shit like removing the originals from storefronts, taking down a bunch of fan mods and it literally being unplayable on PC for at least a day because their launcher broke there’s probably enough material.
The modding community for gta is honestly crazy, they manage to remaster/mod the games better years ago with little to none budget than rockstar has ever done to there games at this point. I still feel bad for rdr2.
sorry my bad, I meant rdr2 Online. Essentially Rockstar doesn't even try to stop hackers, glitches and other shenanigans. It's quite literally dead because rockstar has kind of pulled the plug since it's only up to scam people at this point, just still keeps like 2 whole servers running as it seems almost impossible to join a lobby. The amount of Redditor energy that paragraph has is crazy.
@@MemeL0rd13 What are you talking about on pc it's pretty full but have to agree that it's dead and there's some content but it's not much but its there
After 7+ years since GTA V it feels like a new game altogether could've been more preferred rather than just remastering the older ones over and over again.
nah, they shouldve left these games as was and spent the time to make something else. i for one would love to see rockstar games do something that has no ties to red dead or gta. id love to see them do a completely new ip with new concepts and ideas. as i bet the people working there are creativly bankrupt due to making the same game over and over again.
But rockstar never sold this game as a remake. If u expected a remake that's your own fault. I do agree tho it would have been so cool to get remakes from rockstar themselves instead of grove street games
I know graphics in there aren't exactly the best, but the coloring and non realistic lighting in OG San Andreas has a bit of a charm to it that makes you feel a bit comfy despite its world, while this remaster completely feels so artificial with the brighter colors and ray tracing and other stuff (I'm not what you'd call a technical gamer, give me a break)
This remaster does NOT use ray tracing, but traditional shadow maps instead. I agree with your point though, this hack-job pushed me to reinstall the OG game and applied the PS2 renderer on top of it. It really is charming, nostalgia aside.
In fact the comments nowadays are braindead copy & paste especially those sad stories that others have passed away and just say the most stupidest things
@@ThePhantom4516 there's a bug going back to the original release where the game doesn't unload the empty cans but just hides them, so the game eventually crashes if you drink enough from the same machine because you go over the limit of how many entities it can track. for some reason, maybe to do with autosaves, in the definitive edition this made the game instantly crash on start up every time after as well
Agree but the people crying in the comments forget this was made in a month, and for that time its really well made, and I'd say 100x better than GTA V Edit: this was cope and I'm ashamed I thought it was good, still, 2x better than GTA V
0:42 Ryder was wearing a bandit mask in this cutscene in the original game. The counter guy makes a joke about how he knows it’s Ryder in the mask because he doesn’t know anyone else that small. Doesn’t make sense in the remaster.
5:05 damn, it feels weird seeing Pyro laugh that hard. Around 2016-2017 he almost never laughed and when he did, it was a smirk or chuckle. I feel old bruh.
This is why i love cracks, it lets you try the game without having to buy anything. Installed Vice City, saw the game looks like fortnite with olive oil and then uninstalled it after 30 minutes. Saved 70 euros.
They probably dont, but these came out really well, stop complaining about these when we know how trash GTA V's rerelease will look like and consider how long these games are taking, this remake of the trilogy was made in a month, and came out as good or I'd argue better than GTA V, and GTA V will...just get a DLC, and probably the same makeover the trilogy got
This was made by Grove Street Games, the same guys who made the mobile port of the trilogy. Why the fuck would Rockstar employ a studio known for making ports to make a remaster for their (probably) most beloved games? This is just a shit job, man.
Even looking past all the bugs and issues, can we talk about the fact that there is no consistency between textures so it all looks like the game uses assets made by different people for different games ? It's horrible.
The excuse of “it’s a remaster, not a remake” is not a good excuse, Halo Anniversary is a remaster and it’s genuinely damn amazing compared to that shit show…
Hunt Down the Freeman had a dev team of like 2-5 fanboys without Valve’s help This was officially backed by a major AAA games studio with a net worth of 5 billion dollars.
The sad part is from what I hear, the console ports are either jank, jankier or jank: the return of the jank Especially the Switch version because "Hey, let's not optimise an Unreal 4 engine game on it, it'll be fine!"
I think that some bugs are fun, just as long they Arent breaking progression and softlocking you like some in cyberpunk. But some of this looks a tad bit too sad, like the pizza png
@@henrikbgh7221 the sadest part for me is that 7 on the t-shirt, i think they swapped the texture but forgot to change the bump maps so the shadows are still working for that "7" even though it's "3".
0:08 I love how all the rain droplet effects on the ground just all fade in and out at the same time like god is dumping a bucket of water on you over and over
Man, Pyro really works hard in these "Live" Videos. Usually the Live clips channels or the Highlights channels are just low effort, uncut twitch reposts, wich isn't even that bad but we out here with at least some level of editing for the side channel. Made me happy, made me smile thanks pyro
This looks like one of those shitty Unity remakes called something like "Gang theft auto: LA" that are created to be sold in countries where the original game is banned
8:13 I genuinely always forget that this character exists. You’d think they’d place more emphasis on him, since he’s working undercover, and is one of the reasons Tenpenny’s operation falls apart.
Oh man 6:52 "Good afternoon, Balla dope pushers! Grove Street OG's come to do damage!" I used to say that line almost every single day when greeting anyone and everyone.
@@gregrobinette8620 Most people could do better in a week, why should i be happy to consume this schlock when R* has the resources to make something much better. They made Red Dead 2 for fucks sake.
I'll have two refunds, a large refund, a £60 refund with an extra discount, a refund, two refunds, one with bad audios and remastered animations and a large soap
McDonald’s worker: What would you like? Pyro: *ITS FOCKIN’ RAW* or Pyro: I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda...
They literally ported it from PC to mobile, then BACK to PC, threw an ENB shader into it, and said "Yeah gimme $60". This is Kickstarter level of scam, my god.
![GTA SA - Why Definitive Edition is Garbage? [Part 1] - Feat. BadgerGoodger](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZSvoC6lZl5s/mqdefault.jpg)
They couldn’t even go to the effort of making Ryder actually shorter than any of the other characters, so all those jokes about his height actually make sense.
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Funny enough, he was like that in the original game too.
It's so funny as well that they are all basically the same height, and yet Ryder is the one I'd say looks the tallest because of how slouchy and lanky he is.
@@TKsh1 I LOVE MAE
@Adriano funny enough rockstar never said this was a remaster
"you guys hear that heavy rain?"
every rain drop just shouts shaun
Not Jason?
@@yubnut4305 Jashuan
@@whatt Shason
Chayshun
every rain drop sounds like josuke's voice
I can't be the only one who thinks this genuinely looks exactly like some dodgy asset flip game made in Unity lmao
Looks like a mobile game ripoff I play in the google play store
It does
@@ComradeFoxx Literally lmaoo
Is the unity engine that hated?
@@crusty2o662 Not the engine, but the games that are made on it.
This game looks like one of those “EXTREME HD ENB OVERHAUL” videos where everything looks way too bright, too clean, too shiny, and the art style is completely and utterly gone.
100+GB Modpacks for Skyrim in a nutshell.
it's that btw. The models were put through an AI that upscales models. That should explain why everything looks like dogshit
@@thegroi $60 for something a mod could do for free, dear god
NINTENDO! HIRE THIS MAN
Same works for hand-drawn 15-20fps animation that someone renders to 60fps with a flawed AI
The reason cj keeps grabbing onto ledges automatically is because this is a shitty port of the mobile version, this isnt the remaster of the original, this shit is the remaster of the mobile port, pc edition.
I think it's technically a new port of the mobile version to PC, again
Remember: This is $70.
@@Graknorke yeah, they took the ps2 version them port to pc, after that they took the pc one and port to mobile, and then, they took the mobile one and port it back to pc, complete nonsense
@@Megadeth7811 Incredible
@@PedroDiogoAzarias The mobile version is actually pretty nice, pirated its some time ago
I like how Pyro gets more british the angrier he gets.
glad im not the only one who noticed that, especially when he got stuck in the bush at 9:48
@@tornekarchived7483 Pyro sounding like he'd scream "Tubbo" any moment from that point
his final form
Petscop
Rage bost
this game looks like a fan-made remake made in unity
No, a fan would put more effort into that.
This is a remaster not a remake
@@nomadic1816 I have made a severe and continuos lapse in my judgement, I do not expect to be forgiven
@@gregrobinette8620 no it’s not, it’s a remaster, a remake is made from the ground up
@@jsmith5840 I have made a severe and continuos lapse in my judgement, I do not expect to be forgiven
It’s like the GTA 3 remaster got the most love out of all of them, because they have achievements for all the classic ways your able to cheese missions.
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@@tinmanakapetscop2guy85 GTA III
For sure, San Andreas got the must scuffed.
It just seems like they made GTA3 and then saw how much effort it would be to give vice city and San Andreas the same treatment.
GTA3 actually looks enhanced. Lighting engine is great and overall the artstyle really works. Vice City looks significantly better than the original but kinda looks flat. I personally don’t like the models in it but you can tell that they actually put effort into it - albeit not as much as into GTA3.
San Andreas is a trainwreck. Simple as that. They probably said „back to GTA Online to print some easy money“ halfway through vice city
I think VC looks the best, III is somewhat decent while SA is attrocious, but all of them are pretty bad overall.
The Theft part of Grand theft auto took a whole new meaning.
lmao
Grand Theft Playerbase
@@finnishfatboi809 fatherless behavior
@@finnishfatboi809 DINOGAMER
@@TheBehemoth1984 Dream reference?!
“It needed more time in the Oven.”
I don’t think they put it in the oven at all.
Its still frozen
"It's Fucking Raw"
The just put it in a fricking microwave
microwaved for a minute on high
they forgot to take it out of the freezer before mom came home
This entire remaster looks like it was made with unity store assets
@ניקאָלאַי ברומאָווסקי a company worth millions of dollars. even valve in their lowest point made a game that actually plays and looks good, but just like, wtf rockstar?
Exactly what I was thinking
@@ananimeprofilepicture.9876 I have made a severe and continuos lapse in my judgement, I do not expect to be forgiven
@@gregrobinette8620 it wasn't made in a month, it was rumored for years that the trilogy going to get a remaster
@@anhvunguyen158 I have made a severe and continuos lapse in my judgement, I do not expect to be forgiven
There's something uncanny about the """modern""" graphics, paired with the old low-quality audio and sound effects. Like at least when they're both old and crappy, it has that comfy retro aesthetic that we've all grown accustom to. Its like having recorded voice acting in an 8bit side-scroller, it just doesn't mesh well.
Speaking of voice acting in a 2d side scrolling type game, Blasphemous has this but does an actually amazing job for the tone that game is going for.
Would highly recommend over the gta trilogy.
Apparently from what I remember, they essentially lost the original high quality voice lines and sound effects, so that's really the only part I can't blame them for in the game
Whoever made this mod really has a bright future XD
This looks like it was made in dreams
@@isabellajemica VERY TRUE
Petscop 2
Love u sonic ha
ROCKSTAR HIRE THIS MAN
"Give it time."
This is rockstar we're talking about here.
Sony: We are proud to announce the PS7
Microsoft: Today is our grand unveiling of the Xbox 3
NVIDIA: RTX On, RTX 6090 Ti
Intel: *Something* Lake Core i9 512Core
AMD: Our new Zen7 Ryzen 8900
Apple: Our new M5 Silicon with 2048 CPU cores and 1024 GPU cores
*Rockstar advert about GTA V and Remastered being on those platforms*
Funny that some fans who defend Rockstar always use that sentence while we watching this dumpster fire keep burning on...and also GTA 4 remastered in works.
Rockstar can make some REALLY good games.
but whoever they outsourced development to... holy shit...
'Stay Tuned For More News In The Coming Weeks!'
@@Sakama98 i heard somewhere that Grove Street Games will be doing the remaster of GTA4.
Not a joke, the definitive edition is a "remaster" of the phone version of the game, which is visible with certain barely visible prompts and many specific bugs. Furthermore, the game was handled by "Grove Street games", who outsourced the job to a group in India, as visible in the credits
Don't forget that GSG is War Drum Studios
They didnt outsource it again to another dev. That India section in the credits were Rockstar India devs and they also worked on the original if im not mistaken
@@slick1639
The original San Andreas (as well as the rest of the 3D-era trilogy) were developed by R* North, based in Scotland.
@@TooCooFoYou what i meant was that Rockstar India ALSO worked on the game, they helped develop it
As someone who played the old San Andreas pretty recently I can say they somehow managed to put more jank in there
Yeah that's exactly what I was thinking. The amount of regression shown in this video is insane
@@Diventurer yeah, the graphics and lighting in the new one look way worse too
@@tysopiccaso8711 …no
@@jacobdoolan4978 they look like Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubemen tf you mean no lmao
Considering it's the mobile port I'm not surprised
Thank you, Rockstar, for giving us an official Strange Rope Hero game, that somehow kills all machines.
Petscop 2
Utopia 2 😈
Car sex 2
Butt scratch 2
Mainland Catering Equipment 2
I know Pyro plays many games, but sometimes it feels like he plays every single one in existence.
what are you doing here Eryk Zysk?
@@Hyperio606 And what are you?
Just kidding, glad to see you in these parts.
pet scoop
so im not the only one
@@erykzysk3330 yes.
It's so nice of cj to put his sodas back in the vending machine with his telepathic abilities so the next person gets a free half drunken soda. What a lad
12:26 The ducks in the lake when i give them some bread
I can't wait for either Internet historian or Crowbcat to take on this game
Matt McMuscles has a series called WHA HAPPUN? which goes into the history & backstory of terrible or troubled game releases, so he would be PERFECT for this
@@MrSkerpentine yeah, him and Internet Historian would be entertaining as hell to watch
It won’t happen, it’s identical to the original but with a texture pack, there’s no point
@@HandjobHandsome with all the other shit like removing the originals from storefronts, taking down a bunch of fan mods and it literally being unplayable on PC for at least a day because their launcher broke there’s probably enough material.
Also can’t wait for Mutahar’s take on this
This is a “Nintendo hire this man” tier remake.
Nintendo wouldnt even remake, they'd just rerelease it with a single new powerup and charge full price
@@SoupsSB fenny nipendo
The modding community for gta is honestly crazy, they manage to remaster/mod the games better years ago with little to none budget than rockstar has ever done to there games at this point. I still feel bad for rdr2.
rdr2 was great though
What's wrong with rdr2?
sorry my bad, I meant rdr2 Online. Essentially Rockstar doesn't even try to stop hackers, glitches and other shenanigans. It's quite literally dead because rockstar has kind of pulled the plug since it's only up to scam people at this point, just still keeps like 2 whole servers running as it seems almost impossible to join a lobby.
The amount of Redditor energy that paragraph has is crazy.
They've abandoned rdr2 story and online, which sucks since it's my favorite game :/
@@MemeL0rd13 What are you talking about on pc it's pretty full but have to agree that it's dead and there's some content but it's not much but its there
Trilogy Remaster is literally a way to show us, how it would be if Rockstar was releasing their games as early access
Yeah
they did
8:14 "Moms told me not talk to strangers."
Love how people are saying how it's not supposed to be a remake, clearly that's what was needed.
After 7+ years since GTA V it feels like a new game altogether could've been more preferred rather than just remastering the older ones over and over again.
nah, they shouldve left these games as was and spent the time to make something else.
i for one would love to see rockstar games do something that has no ties to red dead or gta. id love to see them do a completely new ip with new concepts and ideas. as i bet the people working there are creativly bankrupt due to making the same game over and over again.
But rockstar never sold this game as a remake. If u expected a remake that's your own fault. I do agree tho it would have been so cool to get remakes from rockstar themselves instead of grove street games
@@Its_m3_dave not they arent on console or steam
Honestly, if these weren't made by rockstar, and actually A mod made by the community, it wouldn't be much of a problem, i would actually praise it.
I wouldnt mind this from rockstar but my god meaby ask for 10 or 20 bucks.
Wise words MTB
The thing is, modders have better looking mods for these games
if it was made by modders it would have had more effort and care put into it
at the very least, they’ve made it so we can buy the original games again after they took them down.
one step forward, 50 more steps to go.
I know graphics in there aren't exactly the best, but the coloring and non realistic lighting in OG San Andreas has a bit of a charm to it that makes you feel a bit comfy despite its world, while this remaster completely feels so artificial with the brighter colors and ray tracing and other stuff (I'm not what you'd call a technical gamer, give me a break)
Its the unreal engine wich give that ambiance to the game.
If it was made in another engine it wouldnt be as janky
The remaster looks like it was made in dreams
This remaster does NOT use ray tracing, but traditional shadow maps instead. I agree with your point though, this hack-job pushed me to reinstall the OG game and applied the PS2 renderer on top of it. It really is charming, nostalgia aside.
I think instead of trying to copy the style of the old models they should just remake it and make it look like a GTA V
@@flow185
The engine has nothing to do with it, it's just creative decisions that are kind of bad.
This is the type of content i was expecting on this channel and not the slop we get now
In fact the comments nowadays are braindead copy & paste especially those sad stories that others have passed away and just say the most stupidest things
Waiting months for video's because I just missed this channel. Guess I have a few hours of content 🥳🥳🥳
I got PTSD flashbacks when you bought the soda.
Joel (Vinesauce) hardlocked his save by drinking too much in game.
how the fuck
@@ThePhantom4516
there's a bug going back to the original release where the game doesn't unload the empty cans but just hides them, so the game eventually crashes if you drink enough from the same machine because you go over the limit of how many entities it can track.
for some reason, maybe to do with autosaves, in the definitive edition this made the game instantly crash on start up every time after as well
@Kelik The Edgelord sprunk moment is the gta edition of mug moment
Those cans were bigger than CJ's freaking head
Sprunk'd it
I'm gonna say it: Every GTA older than 4 is in desperate need of an entire remake, it's too primitive to warrant just polishing up the models.
yeah, i wanna see cj become a fatass gangster but with 5000 polygons and not 2 pixels
Indeed, but try telling that to the fanboys who think these games are perfect. lol
Agree but the people crying in the comments forget this was made in a month, and for that time its really well made, and I'd say 100x better than GTA V
Edit: this was cope and I'm ashamed I thought it was good, still, 2x better than GTA V
Nah the old games have soul, if seeing models with a poly count of less than 200 scares you then you're too young to be playing them anyway
@@DemoniteBL mm the fanboys seem to think the games arent well made at all, unless by fanboys you mean people who arent picky?
This is quite literally just a worse HD mod for the original game
6:56 this moment...reminds me entirely too much of the wheelchair cat.
0:42 Ryder was wearing a bandit mask in this cutscene in the original game. The counter guy makes a joke about how he knows it’s Ryder in the mask because he doesn’t know anyone else that small. Doesn’t make sense in the remaster.
I was genuinely considering buying this... WAS
cant wait 2 get thiss !!!
Not worth it
I wasn't from the beginning, i mean, i already have 3 copies of all games, but also it looks like pure dogshit
I would buy it if it was 10 bucks, not fucking 60. lol
Just pirate it. They don't deserve $60.
5:05 damn, it feels weird seeing Pyro laugh that hard. Around 2016-2017 he almost never laughed and when he did, it was a smirk or chuckle. I feel old bruh.
"For it to be a Remaster they would have to had mastered it in the first place" I cant remember who said that...but it applies here very well.
I think it was Zero Punctuation talking ab the Indigo Prophecy remaster, might be wrong
2:10 "The controls are so much better now."
Joshimuz: "Hmm...I doubt that."
This is why i love cracks, it lets you try the game without having to buy anything. Installed Vice City, saw the game looks like fortnite with olive oil and then uninstalled it after 30 minutes. Saved 70 euros.
For real nobody in the world should give these people money for this texture pack.
I actually think it's realistic how the cops refuse to help CJ
Yea, since the PS 2 times Cj killed them at least a million times lmao
But i felt its more subtle with CRASH cops being corrupt. Where others are just trying to do their job depending on the situation, i dunno
Honestly I question if rockstar has the resources to make games now.
They have the resources but they don't use them because it's easier to milk shark cards and PS2 nostalgia
They probably dont, but these came out really well, stop complaining about these when we know how trash GTA V's rerelease will look like and consider how long these games are taking, this remake of the trilogy was made in a month, and came out as good or I'd argue better than GTA V, and GTA V will...just get a DLC, and probably the same makeover the trilogy got
@@gregrobinette8620 what
@@terriblyterrified8742 GTA Trilogy DE > GTA V and GTA V Online
This was made by Grove Street Games, the same guys who made the mobile port of the trilogy. Why the fuck would Rockstar employ a studio known for making ports to make a remaster for their (probably) most beloved games? This is just a shit job, man.
Even looking past all the bugs and issues, can we talk about the fact that there is no consistency between textures so it all looks like the game uses assets made by different people for different games ? It's horrible.
They're literally the same, but upscaled so I guess that's on the original devs
11:29 I'm pretty sure in the original, the first three guys actually ducked under that pole.
13:06 He's seriously surprised? This is EXACTLY what happens when you leave for a second and don't pause the game
7:38
Actual footage of Pyro’s fursona ordering second lunch.
*Pyro goes for a piss*
Random NPC: Peace was never an option
reminds me of gta v
Its because they just ported the phone versions
"Even the mission failed, do you wanna reload" thing is litteraly from the mobile version.
Why??
The excuse of “it’s a remaster, not a remake” is not a good excuse, Halo Anniversary is a remaster and it’s genuinely damn amazing compared to that shit show…
7:16 ryder is so proficient in the way of the bat that he can block bullets
I was torn between pirating this and the original, so after some deliberation and with the help of this informative video - I chose the original.
What a shame
you can probably make the originals look better than this anyway
Holy shit I thought this was just a mod. It’s still not as bad as hunt down the freeman
Hunt Down the Freeman had a dev team of like 2-5 fanboys without Valve’s help
This was officially backed by a major AAA games studio with a net worth of 5 billion dollars.
oh colonel, we are so fucked
For game made by a major gaming company vs a fan game, this "$60 remaster" is fucking horrible and I'm being generous saying that.
The sad part is from what I hear, the console ports are either jank, jankier or jank: the return of the jank
Especially the Switch version because "Hey, let's not optimise an Unreal 4 engine game on it, it'll be fine!"
Better or worse this still hurts more then HDTF. Mods and better ports were taken down for this.
Thank you so much for using the old pewdiepie censor sound its fkn hilarious
lol
it wasnt even a censor when pewds used it,he used it on his Funny Montages as a transition
@@academyjason lol "pewds"
3:22 classic 2016 meme when put at x0.25 speed.
7:27 hunchback of notredame could never
Wysi
if this is the best they're willing to do for a remake, they better stay as far away from Bully as possible.
They already did with the scholarship edition and that was when they weren't shit
@@elliotthefennekin6506 im currently praying to the manhunt games and rd1
@@elliotthefennekin6506 im currently praying to the manhunt games and rd1
im glad the remastered version still keeps the bugs, wouldnt be the same without it
Right? Honestly don't get why everyone is hating on it. They even added new bugs just for us fans.
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They attempted to fix them though, just the ones that were easy to fix.
I think that some bugs are fun, just as long they Arent breaking progression and softlocking you like some in cyberpunk. But some of this looks a tad bit too sad, like the pizza png
@@henrikbgh7221 the sadest part for me is that 7 on the t-shirt, i think they swapped the texture but forgot to change the bump maps so the shadows are still working for that "7" even though it's "3".
10:58 "Medium" is spelt with a fucking terraria font
“Hey mom! Come look at this game I made!”
“Oh that’s- that’s definitely something! Great job little Timmy!”
References in this video.
0:15 (Heavy Rain)
1:38 (Crysis 3)
1:47 (Fortnite)
2:47 (Toy Story 1)
5:46 (Dark Souls)
8:32 (Avengers Infinity War)
8:55 (Half-Life)
9:23 (Cyberpunk)
11:04 (Roblox)
11:11 (Skyrim)
11:17 (Simpsons)
kinda sad how the remaster is worse then the original GTA san andreas
Its better, what are you high on?
Most remasters are usually worse
@@gregrobinette8620 Stop going to every single comment just posting shitty bait, you don't believe it's good either
@@metaltrombone549 I do believe its good, wdym?
@@whatsupbossanova CoD MWR and CoD MW2R were pretty good remasters.
Damn Gta 7 Graphics looking Insane
0:08 I love how all the rain droplet effects on the ground just all fade in and out at the same time like god is dumping a bucket of water on you over and over
10:42 is a mood
I miss the non-slop videos on PyroLIVE
Man, Pyro really works hard in these "Live" Videos. Usually the Live clips channels or the Highlights channels are just low effort, uncut twitch reposts, wich isn't even that bad but we out here with at least some level of editing for the side channel. Made me happy, made me smile thanks pyro
This looks like one of those shitty Unity remakes called something like "Gang theft auto: LA" that are created to be sold in countries where the original game is banned
7:21 he's clearly trying to be pietre from Utopia 🙄
Whoever make subtitles for this videos is definitely underappreciated and deserves respect!!!
0:52 this is what the npcs see
Watching Pyro live is like seeing your teacher outside school
seeing that "you picked the wrong house fool" scene again brought a tear in my eye...
They didn’t even bother fixing the textures on the wheelchair at fishers lagoon
6:02 its like they just paint dumped out the 7 in ms paint but you can still see the compression artifacts
_"The GTA Remaster is Bad"_
_"People die when they are killed"_
_"Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes"_
LOL
8:13
I genuinely always forget that this character exists.
You’d think they’d place more emphasis on him, since he’s working undercover, and is one of the reasons Tenpenny’s operation falls apart.
Petscop 2
It legit feels like a broken rtx mod
this looks like a unity game from the 2010s, is this the actual remaster????. no joke, I genuinely cannot tell
yeah I thought it was a mod
Oh man 6:52 "Good afternoon, Balla dope pushers! Grove Street OG's come to do damage!" I used to say that line almost every single day when greeting anyone and everyone.
pyro screaming “what the fuck is happening” after his piss has me in actual tears
"This isn't any worse than the original" Yes it is, it's much worse
What? It’s much better
@@TagoMago2010 this bait is of poor quality
Wahh WAHHH, stop crying ftlog, appreciate a game made in month that came out as good as it did?
@@gregrobinette8620 Most people could do better in a week, why should i be happy to consume this schlock when R* has the resources to make something much better. They made Red Dead 2 for fucks sake.
@@whatsupbossanova they made Red Dead Redemption 2 in 8 years, they made the remakes in 1 month. You are really slow
This just looks like something you would see in 'remaking GTA San Andrea's in a week'
13:10 I died of laughing at this part!! 👀😂
Pyro giggling at the Big Smoke cutscene gave me flashbacks to him overusing that meme in every video back in 2016
So guys, we did it...
Pyro going full bri-ish 9:47
The remaster feels like it was made by someone who played the game a lot as a kid and had to make every model from scratch with no reference
The one positive i can see from this is that the new engine has further modding potential + modern controls and hardware compatiblity
the actual game engine is the same, unreal is just a rendering layer
One little and small problem tho...
... Take-Two
I’m glad Pyro spent so much time building a PC to play this masterpiece.
I'll have two refunds, a large refund, a £60 refund with an extra discount, a refund, two refunds, one with bad audios and remastered animations and a large soap
Best way to describe this is Postal 2 with gta mods
6:35
literally looks like a game over screen from a mobile game
5:05 jesus Christ his laugh
McDonald’s worker: What would you like?
Pyro: *ITS FOCKIN’ RAW*
or
Pyro: I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda...
7:22 you see CJ, when you hold pistol like me, you never fear shoot the inaccurate because of fear of shooting fingers
They literally ported it from PC to mobile, then BACK to PC, threw an ENB shader into it, and said "Yeah gimme $60". This is Kickstarter level of scam, my god.
"60 pounds guys, but at least it has ray tracing" lmaooo that part had me dead
A video where pyro is sitting. So used to him standing up rocking back and forth
god I'm sorry but i couldn't stop looking at that sweater it looks so good!
I didn't realise this was actually pyrocynicals channel, so I was confused when the pyrocynical facecam didn't go away
0:08 that sound effect brought back so many memories