I have fewer than 1 friend in the World. That's right. Everybody disses me for making bad videos. I think they are perfect though. Who is right? My dissers or me? Which side are you on, dear qei
Stuff like fingerprints was terrible before computers were a thing. It essentially was just someone looking at the prints and trying to match them as best as they could, which didn't always lead to the best results.
@@jamescrab4110 *Today’s* policing systems only lead to 11% arrest and 2% conviction rates *with all the technology and techniques the police utilize,* you’re putting a lot of faith in 1940s police officers.
"He parked the car, then he died" Man just had the utmost dedication to his job to get shot in the fucking head and still have the work ethic to park the car
I know it looks kind of silly when the actors are overdoing the facial expressions, but I think it's for the better as it eases players into a system that requires a little critical thinking. The expressions become more subtle over time as the game gets harder. It's kind of a shame the studio shut down after making this, I would have loved to see another game that uses this kind of tech.
They were going to make a game called Whore of the Orient set in 1936 Shanghai, it was gonna be a spiritual sequel to L.A. Noire but they never found an investor for the project, and the fact that Brendan Mcnamara, the founder of Team Bondi, was a dick to most of the staff and gave them horrible working hours. But I agree an L.A. Noire 2 would be amazing, maybe set in San Francisco during the Zodiac Killer's murders
im pretty sure they were making another game similar to this called "whore of the orient" which took place in 1936 in shanghai, but it was cancelled in 2016, as far as i know.
@@JeanMarceaux Wasn't that the guy who got extremely harsh and bitter towards Penguinz0? On a side note, I couldn't enjoy GTA V. The game's atmosphere didn't resonate with me at all, the cops were WAY TOO AGGRESSIVE AND TELEPATHIC, and you almost never made any money through missions. GTA IV was enjoyable for all the opposite reasons; while cops were aggressive, it was much easier to avoid and escape them. They also weren't telepathic lol.
@@promethium-145 yes, kinda. They did settle their differences and Darkviper did admit to being in the wrong and letting his emotions get the better of him. He's aussie, so I don't judge.
Little bit of a fact behind the scenes was that the development of this game was an absolute horror show. A man named Brendan McNamara who was a writer of Team Bondi was constantly verbally abusing his employees. He also basically handicapped the game by assigning tasks to departments that had zero idea of how to do it or gave them unrealistic tasks to do (some stuff that would require a lot of time but they had to meet a dead line), employees were not compensated and were not included in the credits of the game and due to employees constantly quitting work loads would be dropped onto others who had no familiarity with what they were assigned to do. That happened over and over for 7 years.
8:41 "the fedora looks good in this game, they look sharp" it's because they are all dressed up in suits and stuff and not 3 weeks showerless with an anime black shirt and jeans that are both 3 times bigger than they are.
Real World Location + random word always seems to create the best games. Hotline Miami, L.A. Noire, Call of Pripyat, Driver: San Francisco, it’s clearly just the formula for good game.
In case you don't know Pyro, Left and Right wings basically flipped platforms in the late 30s and there was a joke about the line of "left wing leaning parasite" in the development of the game because it was ambiguous which party meant which in this reference.
Gotta grind those videos out to convince your manager it was worth losing a 70 grand sponsor, then having to spend 8 grand on the song that lost you the sponsor.
"I didn't catch any of that, I was too busy memeing him." Imagine an actual police officer coming up to you at a crime scene and saying "Could you repeat that please, I was thinking about Big Chungus." This video easily has some of Pyro's best quotes. Absolutely hilarious.
What worries me is that most of Gen Z are in their 20s now and will be becoming police officers so the possibility of this is slowly going up each year.
i always use to wait months for a new pyro video, and would constantly being watching his old videos. But now whens hes kinda uplouding daily, i fucking loves this, keep up the good work pyro. (idk what it is, i just like to listen to him rattle about shit.) B)
As someone who used to drive in the fire service, I can confirm that turning into sirens and behaving like a general idiot when lights and sirens are going is realistic
My favorite thing to do in this was try to get the achievement for an obscene amount of damage during a case And also run away from my partner - wait for him to open the door and drive off until he was just about to get in the car
In regards to the most dead eyes in video games, I’d argue that the XOF Soldier from MGS:V in the hospital (the one I’m talking about is the one the camera zooms in on him while he’s doubting if he should shoot the Man on Fire) has that spot locked down.
i felt less uncomfortable watching these characters exist in a 10 year old game than any other "realistic" games in the 10 years since. the fact that the faces actually have nuanced movement is such a wild improvement to the comfort of NPC faces. eyebrow furrowing, lip curling, it really actually makes game models feel more human, even with their fewer polygons and lower resolution textures. *why arent they doing this every time yet???*
Rumour has it that the game devs researched the details included in the interrogation scenes by binge-watching JCS videos.
Petscoop
I have fewer than 1 friend in the World. That's right. Everybody disses me for making bad videos. I think they are perfect though. Who is right? My dissers or me? Which side are you on, dear qei
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@@GAMER123GAMING leave axxl alone hes funnt
I'm pressing X to doubt right now
if people sucked this bad at lying irl we’d be achieving world peace by 2045
Politicians would be payed 1/10th of their potential salary
@@hashem6356 we would have strong minded politicians, not politicians with hungry wallets.
@@Flamme-Sanabi 100% good point
Politicians are this bad at it, yet here we are.
You wouldn’t be able to make 140 million dollars from dancing in your kitchen
Stuff like fingerprints was terrible before computers were a thing. It essentially was just someone looking at the prints and trying to match them as best as they could, which didn't always lead to the best results.
"does this finger line looks like the suspect or the rest that human have?"
They don't put amateurs in charge of this like that.
@@jamescrab4110 You're giving the most corrupt police department from 80 years ago way too much credit.
@@jamescrab4110 *Today’s* policing systems only lead to 11% arrest and 2% conviction rates *with all the technology and techniques the police utilize,* you’re putting a lot of faith in 1940s police officers.
Fingerprints was one of the best things that happened to criminology
"My wife's cheating on me right now, I can sense it in my balls."
-Pyro 2022
"Always trust that feeling in your balls" -Shakespeare
"my balls give off a certain radiation"
- Ghandi
"He parked the car, then he died"
Man just had the utmost dedication to his job to get shot in the fucking head and still have the work ethic to park the car
Bruh he shot the guy in the “passenger side” he ain’t driving
I know it looks kind of silly when the actors are overdoing the facial expressions, but I think it's for the better as it eases players into a system that requires a little critical thinking. The expressions become more subtle over time as the game gets harder. It's kind of a shame the studio shut down after making this, I would have loved to see another game that uses this kind of tech.
They were going to make a game called Whore of the Orient set in 1936 Shanghai, it was gonna be a spiritual sequel to L.A. Noire but they never found an investor for the project, and the fact that Brendan Mcnamara, the founder of Team Bondi, was a dick to most of the staff and gave them horrible working hours. But I agree an L.A. Noire 2 would be amazing, maybe set in San Francisco during the Zodiac Killer's murders
im pretty sure they were making another game similar to this called "whore of the orient" which took place in 1936 in shanghai, but it was cancelled in 2016, as far as i know.
My favourite part of LA Noire was when they interoggated Pyrocynical's father on 3 counts of vehicular manslaughter. How brave
Runs in the family
@@not7170 but remember, pyro doesn't have a car
@@gred8864 yeah, because his last car is in police custody
@@not7170 runs OVER in the family, just like with that one kid who wore a maga hat during Bidens speech
“that’s a tax paying citizen you bounced off the fucking hood” is my favorite quote from this game
9:21 "Literally punished for experimenting in the game"
welcome to the rockstar games experience
Darkviperau moment
@@JeanMarceaux Wasn't that the guy who got extremely harsh and bitter towards Penguinz0?
On a side note, I couldn't enjoy GTA V. The game's atmosphere didn't resonate with me at all, the cops were WAY TOO AGGRESSIVE AND TELEPATHIC, and you almost never made any money through missions. GTA IV was enjoyable for all the opposite reasons; while cops were aggressive, it was much easier to avoid and escape them. They also weren't telepathic lol.
@@promethium-145 yes, kinda. They did settle their differences and Darkviper did admit to being in the wrong and letting his emotions get the better of him.
He's aussie, so I don't judge.
@@JeanMarceaux Ahh, lmao. I didn't know he admitted to getting emotional, I probably wasn't paying attention to that drama anymore.
Little bit of a fact behind the scenes was that the development of this game was an absolute horror show. A man named Brendan McNamara who was a writer of Team Bondi was constantly verbally abusing his employees. He also basically handicapped the game by assigning tasks to departments that had zero idea of how to do it or gave them unrealistic tasks to do (some stuff that would require a lot of time but they had to meet a dead line), employees were not compensated and were not included in the credits of the game and due to employees constantly quitting work loads would be dropped onto others who had no familiarity with what they were assigned to do. That happened over and over for 7 years.
No wonder the studio immediately shut down after release
Yeah, the employees had to make a website for the people who weren't credited in the game
How the heck did that company not get sued?
“Didn’t DNA exist back then? When was this set, the 40s?”
I stopped watching when he said that...
@@SpencerLemay good bit i shit my pants
I mean, technically DNA did exist...
this is a man of honesty
@our heroam better then you
8:41 "the fedora looks good in this game, they look sharp" it's because they are all dressed up in suits and stuff and not 3 weeks showerless with an anime black shirt and jeans that are both 3 times bigger than they are.
that's exactly what he said, how they're dressed in suits.
Pyrocynical learns about clothes combinations.
Finally, he can start looking like less like a homeless person.
They are also not morbidly obese
@@JeanMarceaux and more like an e-girl
@@schwarz8614 epic
Real World Location + random word always seems to create the best games.
Hotline Miami, L.A. Noire, Call of Pripyat, Driver: San Francisco, it’s clearly just the formula for good game.
Black Ops 2
Among Us
Detroit become human
fallout new vegas
deep rock galactic (the game takes place in rock galactic ) (and it is deep )
oh boy, can't wait for pyro to react to the dialogue
Sits next to possibly two computers. Wonders why it gets hot
“It’s actually an snl bit” proceeds to drive up a staircase
Can’t wait to watch another video from my favorite cross dresser! 🥰
Dang a new video from my favorite lgbtq+ member
British
"bri'ish" "people"
Lebanese German Bri’ish Thai Qatari +
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is that true? unsubscribed.
In case you don't know Pyro, Left and Right wings basically flipped platforms in the late 30s and there was a joke about the line of "left wing leaning parasite" in the development of the game because it was ambiguous which party meant which in this reference.
Thank you Pyrotechnics for another delicious upload once again 🙏
Did not expect to hear the word "Stomedy" in the year 2022 of our lord.
Impressed that these daily uploads are still happening
Gotta grind those videos out to convince your manager it was worth losing a 70 grand sponsor, then having to spend 8 grand on the song that lost you the sponsor.
LA Noire is and will forever remain one of my favourite games of all time.
"I didn't catch any of that, I was too busy memeing him."
Imagine an actual police officer coming up to you at a crime scene and saying "Could you repeat that please, I was thinking about Big Chungus."
This video easily has some of Pyro's best quotes. Absolutely hilarious.
Listen, if a Police Officer came up to me and said that, I would just burst out laughing.
Sounds like something Harrier Du Bois would say
What worries me is that most of Gen Z are in their 20s now and will be becoming police officers so the possibility of this is slowly going up each year.
@@JollyRanchersGrandma name checks out
Pyro,
DNA, as a matter of fact, DID exist in the 40s. It has existed for as long as life itself.
Love, Heccu
thanks heccu
thanks heccu
thanks heccu
thanks heccu
thanks heccu
8:04 "Mmmmister felms, im fookin blind" The best moment of this entire video
Pyro not understanding American road laws (the people turning to the right lane while his siren is on) is hilarious
3:00 Well she drove her life to the point where her body collided with that car didn't she ?
My windows bricked itself while this videos start keept looping, thanks pyro
"It's the 40's, yeah, if you sit down, you can't be arrested"
Favorite part of the video 13:37
PLEASE PLAY MORE OF THIS GAME ITS SO GOOD
i always use to wait months for a new pyro video, and would constantly being watching his old videos. But now whens hes kinda uplouding daily, i fucking loves this, keep up the good work pyro. (idk what it is, i just like to listen to him rattle about shit.) B)
As someone who used to drive in the fire service, I can confirm that turning into sirens and behaving like a general idiot when lights and sirens are going is realistic
My favorite thing to do in this was try to get the achievement for an obscene amount of damage during a case
And also run away from my partner - wait for him to open the door and drive off until he was just about to get in the car
17:41 he said the word
00:51 Wojack point
I'm really enjoying this content. Keep it coming!
13:06 Pyro went full Mads Mikkelsen there, I'm done 😂😭
"Didn't dna exist back then?"
Silly pyro, dna always existed
Everybody's face in this game has Zuckerberg quality facial expressions when they lie
I love how every yt/twitch streamer doesn't get far enough just so they don't get banned for the tiddy bit
1:57
Police Cruiser : _(Rapidly Approaches)_
Pedestrian : _(Dodges Incoming Danger)_
The Cop : "Fuck you ! So selfish..."
Sopranos mentioned!! Now you have to play the game, Road to Respect
For some reason I paused on the first frame of the video then proceeded to laugh way harder than I should have.
15:47 someone goes overboard
3:26 PYRO SYAS BOTTLE
the way people say “mega-man” is soo dangerously close to somebody ELSE in america, & dangerously close to getting someone canceled🔥
luv you PYRO!!!
As a New Jersey dweller, I have been shot multiple times in the pine barrens, all nearly fatal when body shots but never effective when in the head
the amount of fnaf references in his videos and he still hasn't done a security breach video or a roxxane wolf furry cosplay
I'm surprised pyro didn't include the bit where a suspect says "how should i know? I just serve the drinks!" his sus face lmao
4:52 gta 5 melee mechanics in a nutshel, but like 100000000x more difficult to lock on the target
>turns on his police siren
>drives in the right lane
"Why are they all going into my fucking lane my sirens are on"
In regards to the most dead eyes in video games, I’d argue that the XOF Soldier from MGS:V in the hospital (the one I’m talking about is the one the camera zooms in on him while he’s doubting if he should shoot the Man on Fire) has that spot locked down.
I love how mean you can be with the doubt and lie options, the one where you insult an old lady is great
every time pyro says oh lort i always say "oh lord jetson made another one" in my head
It's ironic how Pyro mentioned Stomedy outlasted Leafy. It would have been a Twitch fail moment if he look up what Stomedy is doing now
18:04 joker reference
"You have to find out if the suspects are guilty" is this an Among Us reference?
I keep seeing violations of due process, but then I remember this is pre Miranda v. Arizona
funny man who make joke that starts with funny man is back
The lady who you were interrogating's reactions looked like the same reactions as the guy in Slingblade ngl
bruh, I started replaying it yesterday
This video game is absolutely back-alley crack-addict going through withdrawal in V.R and I absolutely love it!
My kind of game.
i felt less uncomfortable watching these characters exist in a 10 year old game than any other "realistic" games in the 10 years since. the fact that the faces actually have nuanced movement is such a wild improvement to the comfort of NPC faces. eyebrow furrowing, lip curling, it really actually makes game models feel more human, even with their fewer polygons and lower resolution textures. *why arent they doing this every time yet???*
For someone that has never driven, Pyro drives on the sidewalk perfectly fine
He's got his drivers license, what are you talking about lol
The guy in the thumbnail is just bill burr
Pyro driving on the left side of the road. Unaware it’s set in America
Intense ammounts of doubt
Yes.
If you throw that guy off the roof there is an alternate cutscene
Seeing Pyro play LA Noire makes me desperately want a Naked Gun video game
if only this logic applied in ace attorney
mfs breakdown in front of everyone and they are still a valid witness
having lots of fun here
This is my favorite game.
unironically do this again, this was hilarious.
Pyro most based man in history
Fun fact: you can intercept the cosmic rays guy and knock him out so he doesn’t jump off and kill himself
the first case of fingerprinting being used to solve a crime was in 1902, atleast for the UK, so idk
please upload more your videos are literally dopamine injected in my brain
def someone to look at you the way pyro looks at you while senselessly beating the crap out of an old man on the roof @5:26
they are so good at dodging (hits a man 2 seconds later)
Could you make a video about wolfenstein
This is my favorite chuckle sandwich member
The most replayed bit doesn't surprise me at all
dude, i used to love this game.
Should play heavy rain on stream next
12:07 who's going to tell him he only shot the passenger
this is gonna become the new main channel
12:07 UK man forgets that we drive on the left side and not the right
The facial animations moving at a different framerate makes the game look like a modern Siren game
It was a single a weed officer
Detective game good.
I love this game and hope for a sequel
L.A Noire finally getting the attention it deserves, this is my favorite video game to this day.
Oh yeah baby.
3:23 holy shit I thought I saw *Among Us* on that cover there
10:56 YOU ARE NOT NORMAL!!!!!
Is a video essay about The Batman in any kind of plausible future? A man can dream. 😳