@@damienflinter4585 I was reading the comment as "It is what he's not saying that's more relevant" and although I didn't really agree, it worked quite well as a jazz metaphor to someone like me who doesn't know much about jazz.
Appropriate for it to end with a very old joke. Still, I'd rather see Labour fucking it up while trying to do good, than the Conservatives continuing to fuck it up while doing actual harm.
*EXCEPTIONALLY GOD ADVICE* If I'm honest - just don't do ANYTHING in case people forget 14 years of utter misery cos they wrongly thought you might be nice to an immigrant.
Yeah I'm always amazed at the number of reporters on this channel. It wasn't Pebbledash last time... Though it was someone who looked a lot like him...
As a fan of improvised modern jazz, I am shocked with Starmer's statement. I thought he was going to save the country from the Tories, but now, they will be getting my vote once more..
@@tamara3984 I've got a couple of their LPs, in vinyl. I was a professional DJ from 1974 until 1st Jan 1990. 16 years, never out of work, because I could do ANY type of gig.
@@Demun1649 my mum took me to their luncheon gigs on Sundays. The always had guests. It was a jazz venue as well as the band for abt 25yrs. I grew up in Schwabing and Maxvorstadt basically each side of the border. My crèche was in Maxvorstadt when we luved in Schwabing and when we moved to the Maxvorstadt, my first school was in Schwabing.
@@tamara3984 One of my best friends was a jazz trumpeter, and supported the great Al Jarreau in many concerts in the then EU, which used to include my old country.
You cracked the coconut with this one. I found the silent Cur to be a very empathic and honest politician. We need more like this in the House of the Commons, although there are no commoners in there, apart from, maybe, 3. And one is leaving at the next election. Can you imagine the bliss of PMQs, when there is utter silence?
So, the six point plan wasn't a plan? Are you best mates with Rishi? Just to inform you, this is comedy, satire, irony, something I think you are struggling to comprehend.
Excellent analysis of where Labour are at the moment (appologies for the offensive font, I tried 72pt ariel but was unable to use it - another issue the tech giants simply choose to ignore)
😂 wonderful 👌 love the drop in by our future glorious leader- I hear he's more a 90's techno fan 🤔 old Skool 😉 NB its great to see the channel grow- about bloody time! you guys are ace and an inspiration to my own minor efforts 😊🌀
Good to see they are bringing a consistent message to the public. Tony Blair is likely proud of their clear articulation of the bold initiatives needed to bring change to the UK
That was very funny. I have now started meeting people who said they're not even going to bother voting. I saw through the shit 25 years ago and stopped voting
Improvised modern politics. You need the Conservative party. They seem to be making it up as they go along and then deny saying what they said 6 months later ....unless it is to confirm what what they said they said originally was actually what they said but taken out of context and when they said they hadnt said it, that was because they were saying something else,
I've had to have lie down mate, I can't stand this, they make my head spin,....I want proper sarcasm, like Jeremy Hunt....hello...anyway, love to the family....
Only interview he’s done in recent times where he’s not rolled back on a signed pledge / promise / party election commitment. Kid Starver’s only USP is “I’m not rat features’
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The Conservative manifesto is written in "Comic Sans". Although, this is an upgrade from Wingdings".
I thought the wingdings version made more sense!
i thought wingding was nadine dorres' nickname? :P
@@kanedNunable Nailed it. 🤣🤣🤣🤓🤓❤❤👍👍👍🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕
The Republicans called dibs on Wingdings.
The most informative interview with Starmer I have seen. For once, he made perfect sense.
Sir Keir Starmer’s never been so charismatic! Well, until he ruined it by opening his gob.
Right that's it. If Starmer doesn't like improvised modern jazz music, then he's not for me.
but it's all about the notes you don't hear
@@BusstterNutt I see what you did there :D
@@BusstterNutt I can here them from hear...ru$t£ing in his back pocket($).
@@damienflinter4585 I was reading the comment as "It is what he's not saying that's more relevant" and although I didn't really agree, it worked quite well as a jazz metaphor to someone like me who doesn't know much about jazz.
Appropriate for it to end with a very old joke. Still, I'd rather see Labour fucking it up while trying to do good, than the Conservatives continuing to fuck it up while doing actual harm.
I can see 2 middle age men fighting over my garden fence! That's my fence!! Love it
*EXCEPTIONALLY GOD ADVICE* If I'm honest - just don't do ANYTHING in case people forget 14 years of utter misery cos they wrongly thought you might be nice to an immigrant.
"Although one senior Lib Dem...the only senior Lib Dem" 😂😂
I thought they were all dead?
"This page is left intentionally blank"
Don't be surprised if this news report is featured on GB News!
At least 2 days coverage for them i think
72 pages?! They can't handle that!
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When you CAN get a word in edgeways with a politician you know there’s an issue.
The right news done properly.
Thanks Pebbledash and Dennis for this lovely story.
Yeah I'm always amazed at the number of reporters on this channel. It wasn't Pebbledash last time... Though it was someone who looked a lot like him...
Pebbledash is rightly famous for his flies on the wall reports which always raise a stink.💩🪰🪰🪰
@@speleokeir Not afraid to get to the bottom of things
As a fan of improvised modern jazz, I am shocked with Starmer's statement. I thought he was going to save the country from the Tories, but now, they will be getting my vote once more..
but it's all about the notes you don't hear
I'm a beatnik abandoned Labour! 😂😂😂
If Starmer had done 'nothing' since becoming leader I would probably still be a Labour voter.
a politician who knows if you don't say anything you can't be accused of Lying
Just yesterday I was talking to my pal that Labours is an impotent party 😂
I am with him on modern improv jazz.
It used to be called "Jamming" or "A Jam". But, that was in the good old days, down at Ronnie Scott's.
@@Demun1649 in my days it was the Allotria
@@tamara3984 I've got a couple of their LPs, in vinyl. I was a professional DJ from 1974 until 1st Jan 1990. 16 years, never out of work, because I could do ANY type of gig.
@@Demun1649 my mum took me to their luncheon gigs on Sundays. The always had guests. It was a jazz venue as well as the band for abt 25yrs. I grew up in Schwabing and Maxvorstadt basically each side of the border. My crèche was in Maxvorstadt when we luved in Schwabing and when we moved to the Maxvorstadt, my first school was in Schwabing.
@@tamara3984 One of my best friends was a jazz trumpeter, and supported the great Al Jarreau in many concerts in the then EU, which used to include my old country.
Guys, you just get better and better. Your videos brighten my day 😅
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You cracked the coconut with this one. I found the silent Cur to be a very empathic and honest politician. We need more like this in the House of the Commons, although there are no commoners in there, apart from, maybe, 3. And one is leaving at the next election. Can you imagine the bliss of PMQs, when there is utter silence?
Without sticking out my neck, your report is pure vanilla. Starmer will love it.
Absolute quality from L & P as usual. Slick, professional with the usual excellently written content. Brilliant! 👏
This is so sad and true. No policies at all... Unbelievable complacency and contempt for the public
So, the six point plan wasn't a plan? Are you best mates with Rishi? Just to inform you, this is comedy, satire, irony, something I think you are struggling to comprehend.
Thank you for the lovely story
After yesterday, it looks like they're definitely not f****g it up!
Spot on as always!😆
P.S. Pebbledash gibbons? Sounds like monkey business to me!🙈🙉🙊💩🤣🤣🤣
Talking all that JAZZ, nice.👌 Another lovely story.👋
I like the strategy of the labour party, it is certainly a strategy that emphasises the importance of a strategy.
ahh the ming vase across a ice rink strategy!
I’ve been waiting for dear old Dennis to come on the channel for ages, excellent coverage.
Excellent analysis of where Labour are at the moment (appologies for the offensive font, I tried 72pt ariel but was unable to use it - another issue the tech giants simply choose to ignore)
Labour should try Traffic 72 point. Great for writing in all caps; NO LEFT TURN
That made me laugh out loud this morning. Thank you guys 😂
And they let you get away?
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@@larryandpaul I have... Lots of times.
Thank you! @@Rachel-wp1yz
Well, good for Dennis I suppose 🤷♂️🤣
Sir kid starver 😂
This was believeable until Starmer expressed an opinion on something
This one was great. I guess technically we do know what he stands for though. More austerity and actively choosing not to solve problems.
72pt Ariel the king of fonts 👍🏻
Vote tactically, Green when there's chances, Kid Starver's party where not.
Way ahead of ya! 👍
Ok so Labour then..👍
You just keep getting better. So funny because it's so painfully true.
😂 wonderful 👌 love the drop in by our future glorious leader- I hear he's more a 90's techno fan 🤔 old Skool 😉 NB its great to see the channel grow- about bloody time! you guys are ace and an inspiration to my own minor efforts 😊🌀
Brilliant 😂
First laugh of the day and it isn't even half past eight!!
Thank you xxxxx
Supremely hilarious but right on point as ever. Standing still and staring straight ahead is probably considered a bit woke in some circles...
This might be my favourite so far
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Excellent haha
I love this show! You guy's are extremely talented, very funny! Makes my day!👍👍❤❤
yep, one of the best shows on You Tube- nice to see some proper talent on here ☺
Thanks for another Lovely Story!🤣🤣
Scatman John joins Reform in scat spat with Starmer.
Now I'm trying to imagine him scatting about lower taxes and small boats :D
Brilliant !
Remins me of when Johnson's handlers made sure he said nothing at all for 4 weeks just before the last general election.
Brilliant as always from Larry and Paul
Lovely stories beautifully read as always! And very funny and accurate .My favourite news channel!❤❤❤❤
Ahh the old wait for it stratergy i see
Good to see they are bringing a consistent message to the public. Tony Blair is likely proud of their clear articulation of the bold initiatives needed to bring change to the UK
Perfect.
That was very funny. I have now started meeting people who said they're not even going to bother voting. I saw through the shit 25 years ago and stopped voting
Talk about taking a fence!
Starmers election strategy is : I'm not Jeremy Corbyn and I have lots of Union Flags
I thought this was going to be a joke but that's a pretty good strategy overall.
Great video
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Dennis Cum is my favourite reporter. Even better than Samantha Mumba. 😁
Samantha is gorgeous though! 😍
The line about jazz music made me laugh out loud and wake my wife up. I'm in trouble and I'm not even out of bed yet. Thanks.
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Bravo. The last one got me good, excellent writing!
lovely story
Superb!
This is Krankies Level hilarious
Starmer was right, all along. Modern improvised jazz just isn't what it used to be.
do L&P do anything on Gaza genocide? or BORIS' War
In fairness it is made up as they go along. Improvised Jazz I mean
Dont f..k it up. Give them time as it is the party of massive f..k ups
I know who won. I was just being sarchy as labour are known for them. Just glad the tories are out and reform did nothing
News you can believe in🤭🤭🤭🤭
I was not going to comment , dam it 🙈🙉🙊
Good one.
Worked thought :)
Improvised modern politics. You need the Conservative party. They seem to be making it up as they go along and then deny saying what they said 6 months later ....unless it is to confirm what what they said they said originally was actually what they said but taken out of context and when they said they hadnt said it, that was because they were saying something else,
I like Improvise Jazz Music players but I wouldn't vote for them to run the country.
@@mikw1809 very true, you are sadly very very true 😞
Yep 😂
A little too true to be truly funny
I've had to have lie down mate, I can't stand this, they make my head spin,....I want proper sarcasm, like Jeremy Hunt....hello...anyway, love to the family....
😂
😂😂😂 👍
Just wish the Conservatives had done nothing for the last decade. It would have been a big improvement.
LOL
No comment.
🤣
I would comment but…
KEITH STARVER IS LOOKING
AT BLEEK FUTURE VERY VERY
BLEEK INDEED,
AND WELL DESERVED.
When you learn to spell correctly, come back and try again. Not in capitals.
That live interview was a cut above any Tory MP interview that I have ever seen.
Edit: Autocorrect is a c..t.
REFORM UK
It's a business, with one shareholder, Tice. If it looks like a grift, walks like a grift, and clutches it's pearls like a grift...😶😐😳🙄
Reform UK like Brexit and Kwateng's budget. Both of those made this country much worse off. Their priorities are breaking this country.
@@weswheel4834 Exactly, they're disaster capitalists funded by Hedge Funders. They want to break things so they can pick over the scrap.
Doing everything they to attract Tory donors, then carry on the good work.
:D
Never go full New Labour.
Only interview he’s done in recent times where he’s not rolled back on a signed pledge / promise / party election commitment.
Kid Starver’s only USP is “I’m not rat features’
Yes, unlike OAP killer Richi, who's rolled back on everything he's ever said
Silly me I thought their strategy was' Make sure we *uck up the U.K.' A straight copy of the CONservatives strategy.
*Promo SM*
What's their strategy? " we are not the tory's " as a Labour voter I don't find that inspiring. Staying home instead
In the highly unlikely event that I have another child, it will be named Pebbledash Gibbons.
Brilliant 😂
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