Akmal - Unfortunate Travels in Rockhampton

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  • @1970Phoenix
    @1970Phoenix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I lived in Rockhampton for over 10 years, met my wife there and my two children were born there … and I agree with everything Akmal said.

  • @peterhladky5481
    @peterhladky5481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I went to a steakhouse in Rockhampton and ordered a steak. The told me they ran out of beef .... I could see cows out the window.

    • @danielspoon1234
      @danielspoon1234 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funny enough all the cattle are outside rocky unless u was eating picnic outside the meatworks

    • @bon5436
      @bon5436 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hahaha that's rocky for ya!!

  • @hab5402
    @hab5402 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    One of my best memory of my Australien trip is Rocky. I came from Morocco for a month holiday and i met a very nice and warm people. Blackdown National Park and a cost of Yepoon.... was a good memories back in 2018

  • @KingMatto
    @KingMatto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I remember this being mentioned on good news week back in the day, good to finally hear the story in full form 😂😂😂😂

  • @pat4711
    @pat4711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    As someone that lives in Rockhampton this is fucking hilarious and so accurate

    • @maxpower9175
      @maxpower9175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm from Rocky too and couldn't stop laughing, could totally picture this shit happening here.

    • @danferris3825
      @danferris3825 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am from Rockhampton too poor guy but funny

    • @cj5803
      @cj5803 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's the show rn, I wish he would come back

    • @lagoo1982
      @lagoo1982 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As soon as he said we went as Arabs my heart sunk 🤣🤣

  • @Grammasiteful
    @Grammasiteful ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I want to say, ‘I can’t believe I was referenced in an Akmal story,’ but can’t. It was my sister. Naaah! Anyone sensible avoids the show but I’m happy to have lived vicariously through this hilarious spot.

  • @BradGryphonn
    @BradGryphonn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I lived in Rocky for some time. I'd planned on staying for 3 months and it took me 22 years to escape. My daughters still live there though.

  • @bishopkinlyside8477
    @bishopkinlyside8477 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It doesn’t matter how many time I watch this. I’ll always laugh if I’m feeling a bit shit off in the world.

  • @63Reasons
    @63Reasons 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I wasn’t expecting him to refer to Good News Week here. I remember Paul McDermott losing his shit when Akmal wouldn’t shut up…it was awesome.

    • @greatsageclok-roo9013
      @greatsageclok-roo9013 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Wasn’t that the episode where Paul started deducting points for Akmal’s swearing?

    • @TheNulligravida
      @TheNulligravida 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      McDermott could not deal with anyone upstaging him.

  • @kieranbehan7563
    @kieranbehan7563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I lived in Rockhampton for 8 years, and I never once took my kids to the show for exactly this reason 😂

  • @nathalieclerk2608
    @nathalieclerk2608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just watched this and got out of the car to a meeting in Rocky. The manager says can you please come back tomorrow at 4:30 pm( Fkkk) so what should come out of my mouth....... wanna a kick in teeth... ooopsss nooooooo can't say that to a customer.... shit ..... far unreal luckily he laughed...
    Thanks for making this a great story to remember.🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nomesy1
    @nomesy1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    sooo, when are you coming back to Rocky? I missed your last gig.

  • @liambury3613
    @liambury3613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love this story!!! I quote this and the Bunnings story all the time! xD

    • @stantom8316
      @stantom8316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Doin a bit a gardenin are ya champ ?

  • @MizzzFizzz
    @MizzzFizzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's good new week! Augh that show raised me, I miss it, the only show my parents let me stay up for. Love u Akmal XP

  • @VelcroEditing
    @VelcroEditing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Absolute Legend!

  • @hotbabe686
    @hotbabe686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hilarious, I'm born and bred in Rockhampton

  • @Ekka007
    @Ekka007 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1 year here, spot on, dumbest MOFOs I ever encountered bar Gladstone!

  • @theconvictedquokka
    @theconvictedquokka ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm from rocky and this is piss funny

  • @Stockman516
    @Stockman516 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Should've gone to Cairns.

  • @3sixxbirdy710
    @3sixxbirdy710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Haha My home town 🤣🤣

  • @chewyd7821
    @chewyd7821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol! Man what a crack up! 😄😄😎👍

  • @susanmcdonald-timms3202
    @susanmcdonald-timms3202 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That was funnier than anything a comedian could make up

  • @J3STERRR
    @J3STERRR ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for your show at Gluttony 11/3/23. Soaking the guy in the white shirt was even funnier because it was actually 2 different guys in white shirts and let's not forget poor young Archer 😂
    Would have loved a chance for pic but your performance was something I won't forget.
    Cheers Akmal!

  • @alexanderwarby-cooper3549
    @alexanderwarby-cooper3549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sounds like she had a beef with you... 😳😬

  • @jacobdaley5710
    @jacobdaley5710 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣😆😂 brilliant

  • @davidbrown8536
    @davidbrown8536 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hope that you made this years Rockhampton Agricultural show ;O)

  • @bishopkinlyside8477
    @bishopkinlyside8477 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Rockhampton, not the arsehole of the world but you can see it from there

  • @krisfisher5404
    @krisfisher5404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🤣

  • @justjack4030
    @justjack4030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'd love to see this bloke, friendlyjordies isaac butterfield and neel kohatkar do a podcast

    • @MizzzFizzz
      @MizzzFizzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think they would all shit on eachother in so many ways XD it would be the best mix up of old x new gen comedians, love them all.

  • @SayFlohr
    @SayFlohr ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did my time in rocky for 8 years lol
    Punching someone so viciously almost seems to be the norm there, I worked the graveyard shift at subway for 5 of those years (East st 🤮)
    & I had to break up / or get the popo on many a fight!
    Once a guy took a hit straight to the eye & got knocked TF out, truly brutal.
    Not surprising really tho, considering it's the Beef capital! 🤣😂🤣
    Miss all my regular partiers a bit! 🥲😅✌️💚

  • @CrazyWhiteVanDriver
    @CrazyWhiteVanDriver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Rocky - shard capital of oz

  • @kinghtcg4017
    @kinghtcg4017 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Remember to-day I burnt my toilet in my room down

  • @MS-Warrior
    @MS-Warrior 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You need to do some new stuff

  • @paullawrie
    @paullawrie 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's like having that one friend that tells a joke and somebody laughs, so they keep telling it for the next ten years hoping to relive the glory days.

  • @madmunk100
    @madmunk100 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I heard they borrowed some sheep from the agricultural show and lead them around the fair like dogs. Someone said "Nice sheep"....they replied " Hey dont talk about our wives like that!"