3 John Petrucci Licks From 1994

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  • @aphexlane
    @aphexlane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Hes a guitar wizard, im just a guitar.. guy lol" dude you're a certified wizard come on now lol

  • @brainynbrawny9562
    @brainynbrawny9562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    You're a wizard, too, Dave - to be able to play all of these other guy's licks puts you in a GUTHRIE class - very FLEXIBLE in your style and technique! BRAVO!

  • @jamesoneill2855
    @jamesoneill2855 ปีที่แล้ว

    Don’t sell yourself short David, you’re a Master Guitar Teacher. Your breakdown of “Guitar Wizards” licks has radically changed the way I play and really empowered me to play out of the box and given me greater hope than a year of studying jazz and three years of studying classical, who knows maybe I’ll write meaningful guitar solos that people might hear. Thank you.

  • @eldorado9255
    @eldorado9255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Dave, I never, ever, leave comments on TH-cam videos but I feel obliged to... Man you are such a nice guy, a great teacher and definitely a great guitar player. I can't stop watching your videos now that I've subscribed.
    There should be more people like you on this planet!!
    Thank you for the super high quality help you offer us mortals.
    Simply amazing.

    • @AndalusianIrish
      @AndalusianIrish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have to agree. I love the range of players you cover.

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  • @Nasosdag
    @Nasosdag 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I can't even express what a huge influence JP and DT have been on me. I will be the first to admit that their latest offerings, while great in their own way, do not really excite me as much as their earlier albums (not sure that the addition of Jordan Rudess has benefited the band in the long run), but they will forever hold a special place in my heart. And it's always great fun watching them live.

  • @zackeriah87
    @zackeriah87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    You are a humble man... Killer lesson! Great ideas here. Thanks for sharing!
    Cheers from Chicago,
    -Z

    • @LateNightLessons
      @LateNightLessons  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks dude and hey - that's my hometown!
      : )

  • @DanaDeerwester
    @DanaDeerwester 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thanks for the insight David 👏👏👏👏🤘🎸💯💙💜❤️🖤🤍

  • @jem550
    @jem550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "John Petrucci is not easy to play", proceeds to demonstrate the notes amazingly fast and accurately and says "my job here is done". Well played sir. Lol. Love your content and look forward to new videos.

    • @SEILLC
      @SEILLC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right!? Then says "played slow"...at a speed I can only dream of reaching! Dave, YOU are a MONSTER too!

  • @manitheman0806
    @manitheman0806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dave.....trust us...we all consider you a guitar wizard as well!!! Love your show

  • @TechMetalRules
    @TechMetalRules 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great breakdown, man! Thanks for the video!

  • @hanten10
    @hanten10 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    He has many trademark licks that I'd admired a lot

  • @obiem9319
    @obiem9319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You're so modest Dave. You're a true master. You're like to the Highlander of guitar. You absorb other masters powers.

  • @mikeivey8471
    @mikeivey8471 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I'm just a guitar ... Guy" , lol !!! You sir , are a true master of teaching & breaking things down so that we lay ppl can understand them & attempt to play them !!! Thank you for what you do !!!

  • @vancedean6209
    @vancedean6209 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome. One of the best players around. Amazing tone especially on his lead stuff.

  • @davejohnsonmusic
    @davejohnsonmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    His tone was so much better back then, even in this bootleg. I also dig his playing and tone on their first album, before they got big. That's how I was introduced to them.

  • @imranuddin5526
    @imranuddin5526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Good lesson, love your way of teaching

  • @alexdanis4185
    @alexdanis4185 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You're a breath of fresh air!
    Awesome content and your way of
    Transmiting those licks is top notch 👌
    Keep up the greatness.

  • @MyGuitartime
    @MyGuitartime 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    so so Good! Thanks for the video!

  • @ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo
    @ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a kid I LOVED Pull Me Under. Then Awake came out and holy shit! The solo to Lie just totally sold me on JP forever. I now play an EBMM JPXI!

  • @anthonyjames9711
    @anthonyjames9711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn right see you in about ten years on this one

  • @kanebowlin5123
    @kanebowlin5123 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your a master of all the masters . Wish I was as good as you daym

  • @reedhannon1984
    @reedhannon1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You go brother, always a great lesson and look into the players.... and boss, your an awesome player....don’t underestimate yourself and be proud that your a monster on guitar...

  • @SEILLC
    @SEILLC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dave, you love EVERY favorite guitarist of mine. One of your best vids IMO.
    I haven't watched all your vids yet, but if you haven't already, please do a Kee Marcello lesson! One of the unsung hero's of 80's guitar. Thank you!

    • @LateNightLessons
      @LateNightLessons  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks again!
      I did create a Kee Marcello Three-For-All lesson last month - so check it out!
      : )

  • @MisterPoppy-sc1sj
    @MisterPoppy-sc1sj 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    humble is cool attitude , thank you

  • @evalex71
    @evalex71 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love your lessons man, keep 'em coming

  • @Yupppi
    @Yupppi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    To me the most exciting players have always been those that mix a couple of scales together to create this exciting transformation. Dream Theater has always been good at that, going from one exotic mood with a really shivering transfer to the main riff or some banger riff of the song that has very traditional rock mood.

  • @bkguitar4206
    @bkguitar4206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So nice of you...♥️ I can see the tab...I m grabbing my 🎸 right now

  • @bigfootninjajr1481
    @bigfootninjajr1481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You’re a great teacher. Love all your vids.

  • @Theosis78
    @Theosis78 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Finally we found the laid-back, virtuoso guitar guy!

  • @EarthAltar
    @EarthAltar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hell yeah, Dave! JP is awesome. Thanks for the licks!

    • @LateNightLessons
      @LateNightLessons  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No problem bro!
      Thanks for watching and good luck - Petrucci is a BEAST!
      : )

    • @EarthAltar
      @EarthAltar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LateNightLessons Grabbing my axe now.

    • @LateNightLessons
      @LateNightLessons  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's awesome bro, let me know how it goes.
      : )

    • @EarthAltar
      @EarthAltar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LateNightLessons Hey, got a question. So if the 1st lick is basically a dominant Db9 (V of Gb major), and the 2nd lick is a Bb minor scale (vi of Db major), and the 3rd lick is basically C pentatonic minor I was wondering why the key sigs are in C# minor (E maj)? Is he playing all those licks over chords from C# minor in the song? I don't know the song, and was just curious if it sounds really outside, or is it some kind of modal approach to playing over C# minor? He is a genius, and these are really cool licks, but I don't understand these choices for that key. Lol.

    • @LateNightLessons
      @LateNightLessons  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good questions and honestly Petrucci (and DT music) is horribly difficult to analyze and fully understand (most of the time), simply because most of their music was written using ideas/elements from the "outer limits" of music theory.
      From the time signature shifts and key signature shifts to adding ideas and phrases that are unorthodox and unusual from a variety of styles.
      'Barf Bag' is basically in C# minor, but he's flirting with a Hendrix-style tonality, so right off the bat we're dipping into that "hybrid" blues-rock sound, where it's C# minor, but flirting with the major third and hybrid pentatonic scales.
      The licks I chose for this lesson are from different areas of this song, so to really understand how it moves/flows, you'd need to listen to the song first, then you'll have a better idea of how he's hitting all of these chords and tonalities.
      In my mind, this tune is a blues-rock thing, but it's progressive - so it's totally not a traditional blues approach (a la SRV).
      He's technically mixing blues, rock, and jazz influences together, and wrapping it all up with a progressive rock/metal bow.
      Overall the song is in C# minor (although it's technically a hybrid major/minor blues thing) and no matter where the chord progression goes, you'll find him always coming back to that solid C# minor root and foundation.
      Look for the video where these licks came from (Petrucci NAMM 1994), so you can hear the song and how it flows.
      I hope this helps and thanks for the question bro!
      : )

  • @HEADBANGRR
    @HEADBANGRR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Definitely like Prog. Cool licks. Thank you

  • @cesarneyra3987
    @cesarneyra3987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks Man!....I would definetely work on these ideas!

    • @LateNightLessons
      @LateNightLessons  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's great and thank you so much!
      \m/ ROCK ON \m/

  • @philipdanne5261
    @philipdanne5261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Good example of what a wicked player David is. Not many people can play this stuff, much less dissect it.

    • @LateNightLessons
      @LateNightLessons  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you so much Phillip!
      : )
      Petrucci is AMAZING!

  • @EvanBradleyTranscriptions
    @EvanBradleyTranscriptions 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The third lick is all picked. No hammer-ons or pull-offs. The lick is almost like a combination of the sextuplet lick in Lie (4:40) and the descending blues lick in Take the Time (8:04-8:08).

  • @DuncanPerryOfficial
    @DuncanPerryOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That 3rd lick is very Dimebag esque. Love it👍🏻

  • @dca21camilo
    @dca21camilo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Great lesson!! I will definitely try it slow :)

  • @kasmeria
    @kasmeria 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Awesome stuff!!!

  • @epicvsfvror
    @epicvsfvror 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are a Master, mate!

  • @filipkaczmar
    @filipkaczmar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy moly, that technique of yours is absolutely tasty!!!

  • @JD-vj4go
    @JD-vj4go 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm very slowly working through a book called Target Tones and just noticed you wrote it. I'm still on chapter 2 and probably will be for a long while. It's part of my 'Learn to play guitar properly in my 40s project' and it's cool. Thanks man. The other books I've seen on this topic don't really start off simply enough for a beginner or hobbyist.

    • @LateNightLessons
      @LateNightLessons  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is awesome to hear and thank you so much for checking out Target Tones!
      I'm rather proud of that one (and all of my work) and it makes me feel good to hear it's helping you.
      That's what ALL of this is all about.
      Thanks again and
      \m/ Rock on \m/

  • @uncleremus5046
    @uncleremus5046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dave your Ear amazes me!

  • @wyzyguy726
    @wyzyguy726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice video.. Thanks.. JP... huge influence... to this day...... Ronni LeTekro blew my mind.... i thought it was a studio trick he sounded so different...

    • @LateNightLessons
      @LateNightLessons  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ronnie is a beast.
      I thought the same thing, but then when I watched footage of him playing I realized he was doing a variation of Al Di Meola's "Mutola" technique, where you're lightly palm muting and picking very rapidly.
      It sounds insane and most of that sound comes from not only the speed but also that slight palm mute which gives it a thicker "heavy" sound.
      Thanks for watching and stay tuned for more videos and lessons!
      : )

  • @JasonAThornberry
    @JasonAThornberry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Could you please provide a lesson on how to play Example 31 from Rock Discipline?

  • @acekoolio819
    @acekoolio819 ปีที่แล้ว

    awesome lessons david. i was wondering what strings you use as your bending and vibrato is phenomenal!

  • @peterbrown2890
    @peterbrown2890 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man I bought that guitar ..still have it .done the hard yards. Paid for itself ..

  • @backtoshallabal6662
    @backtoshallabal6662 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dave I hope you consider a Q and A video!!!

  • @MimicDaravon
    @MimicDaravon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The pattern of that last lick is very similar to part of Marty's solo on "Tornado of Souls" but he's playing a 2-String B Minor arpeggio instead of a pentatonic shape. I'm pretty sure Marty uses a mix of picking and legato on it though, I think he does something like: Up PO Down Down Up PO Up PO Down Down Up PO Up PO Down Down Up PO Down Down Up PO Down Down Up PO Down Down Up PO Down Down. I can't imagine trying to pick every note at the speed Petrucci does here.

  • @anthony27436
    @anthony27436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Without humility you're not open to advancement .... You're very humble David .. and a very good guitar player I checked out a few of your other licks especially one called the pinky builder or an exercise it was in A minor on the 12th frets
    .. great exercise for Pinky

    • @LateNightLessons
      @LateNightLessons  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you so much!
      : )
      Keep watching and stay tuned for more lessons and material!
      \m/ ROCK AND ROLL \m/

  • @runnershigh7573
    @runnershigh7573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Woow that sounds amazing. May i ask you which type of fender stratocaster this is...and which pickups? Keep on rockin'. Cheers Roger

    • @LateNightLessons
      @LateNightLessons  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks Roger!
      My Strat is a heavily-modified 1997 Fender Floyd Rose Classic Stratocaster, which was purchased brand new, but since that time I've removed/replaced the Floyd, changed the neck/pickguard/knobs, and changed the pickups to all Seymour Duncan - JB humbucker (bridge) - reverse-wound single (middle) - Cool Rails (neck).
      It's a really balanced set and sounds really even between the pickup settings too.
      Thanks again and rock on!

  • @AndalusianIrish
    @AndalusianIrish 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That first lick sounds quite like "Spirit of Radio". Do you know if Petrucci is an Alex Lifeson fan?
    I can also.hear how someone like John is indebted to Ritchie Blackmore, especially the solo on "Highway Star". Yes it's faster than Blackmore but it's the same vibe IMHO.

  • @EC66OK
    @EC66OK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I got to see DT in a 1000-seat club show (and maybe 350 people there?) on their first national tour (Images and Words...don't recall who they were touring with, but this was a "night off" gig and they were headlining the club show in OKC) and stood about 3 feet from Petrucci all night. Terrifying as a guitarist to think "this?" This is what I have to keep up with? Needless to say, I didn't, but it's still a lot of fun to listen to him play and to learn about his style and techniques.

    • @LateNightLessons
      @LateNightLessons  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's awesome!
      While I'm still a fan and really like their latest album, I have to admit that I'm a HUGE '90s DT fan and between Images and Words and Awake, I'm not sure if they'll ever surpass those albums, but they've consistently pushed themselves musically to the outer limits and have released all sorts of great music and albums.
      \m/ DREAM THEATER \m/

    • @EC66OK
      @EC66OK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LateNightLessons 100% agree! Love a lot of the newer stuff, but I&W and Awake are still my favorites.

  • @guitarkis4969
    @guitarkis4969 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You state that a lot of these players are MONSTERS.....but I think (and I am sure I speak for a few others) that YOU are a monster too! How you learn all these licks for video after video is amazing. How do you learn and put them all to memory? One of these would take me months.....okay, longer! lol

  • @ThrashRebel
    @ThrashRebel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There was another video in which you mention wide stretches & add 9 chords & I said that I do wide stretches, especially in chords.
    Coincidentally, I initially learned to do wide-stretch chords from a Guitar World (or was it Guitar Player) magazine John Petrucci lesson. The lessons were called “Wild Stringdom.”
    He gave about three or four examples of cords he used that incorporated 6 & I think 7-fret stretches.
    I learned those chords & then experimented with the concept on my own.
    So, John Petrucci was my inspiration for many of the chords I used in my music.
    I never really practiced his soloing style though.
    I will practice these licks.
    Are you still near Atlanta? I live near Atlanta, but I’ve only been in the area since 2015. Before that I spent 1/3 of my life in Indiana, 1/3 in Los Angeles & 1/3 in Japan.

    • @LateNightLessons
      @LateNightLessons  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's awesome dude and nope - I haven't lived in Atlanta since the early/mid '90s.
      I did like nearby in Asheville, NC from 2015-16, but it's been a long time since I was crusin' up and down Jimmy Carter Boulevard.
      : )

    • @ThrashRebel
      @ThrashRebel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Late Night Lessons, I’m mot even sure where Jimmy Carter Blvd. is.
      😂
      With navi I would be lost, around here.
      I left Los Angeles in the mid ‘90s, ‘95 to be exact.

    • @LateNightLessons
      @LateNightLessons  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When I went to AIM it was technically in Norcross, GA at that time, so I remember every street was "Peach-something" - Peachtree Corners Circle, Peachy Lane, Peachtree Drive, Peach Street, etc...
      I also remember that every day to get to school I had to jump on Jimmy Carter Blvd. to make it to school/classes.
      I saw Danny Gatton, Dream Theater, Vai, Van Halen, Toto, and a ton of great concerts when I was living down there and going to school. It was amazing!
      Those were the days!
      : )

    • @ThrashRebel
      @ThrashRebel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Late Night Lessons, most of the good concerts/gigs I saw were in the Los Angeles area.
      I saw White Snake at a small college bar in Terre Haute, Indiana.
      😂
      That place was so small. Even Hollywood clubs like the Whiskey are bigger than that college bar.
      I knew White Snake’s career was on a downward spiral when they showed up with a massive bus & equipment truck to play a tiny bar in Terre Haute.
      😂
      I couldn’t afford a big university. I went to a community school, Santa Monica College. I’m attending Mercer University, now, but without my GI Bill I wouldn’t be able to afford it.

    • @LateNightLessons
      @LateNightLessons  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's wild bro!
      I've played in Terre Haute (many years ago) and I can't remember the name of the place but it was a popular college bar.
      Was it called "Ballyhoo" or something like that?
      I totally can't remember the name of the club, but I wonder if it was the same place you saw Whitesnake?

  • @douglaslima2749
    @douglaslima2749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You could make more videos of John Petrucci dude! And one of Steve Morse's missing. Great videos like always!

    • @LateNightLessons
      @LateNightLessons  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you and there's totally some Steve Morse on the way!
      : )
      Stay tuned...

  • @patrickkeenan6331
    @patrickkeenan6331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've seen DT about 12 times, and every time they just got....better.

  • @obiem9319
    @obiem9319 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fact. Did you know that John Petrucci learned about Shawn Lane from Paul Gilbert during the G3 with Satch?

  • @frankpaws
    @frankpaws 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How about Frank Gamble?

  • @TMoody
    @TMoody 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Someone bought that Ibanez with the multi colored faces into the shop the other day..... I about fell out when he opened the case. :-)

  • @douglaslima2749
    @douglaslima2749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In the third lick, the Petrucci picks all the sextins. It play everything with alternating picking.

    • @LateNightLessons
      @LateNightLessons  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep, that's why I wrote it without using legato and as 32nd notes in the transcription.
      I'm more of a mix-and-match picking player and use lots of legato phrases in my music, so hitting that tempo (which is basically tremolo picking) is a little awkward when it changes to another string, as I'm accustomed to picking licks like that on a single string (a la EVH).
      I'd like to see a close up of his hand picking phrases like that and slowed down to a crawl to see how he navigates from string to string at a blazing speed and it's still clean.
      As I said in the video - he's a wizard and I'm just a "guitar guy."
      Besides, I'm more interested in sharing concepts and ideas than trying to emulate another player note-for-note.
      The ideas and concepts he has are more valuable to learn that just Xeroxing his licks.

  • @bustercrack788
    @bustercrack788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not A master ......The Master Mr B - Great Stuff 🇬🇧👍

    • @LateNightLessons
      @LateNightLessons  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you and technically, there isn't a single greatest or "best" - it's music not football.
      : )

  • @midgetworld228
    @midgetworld228 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The bonus lick is Marty Friedman esque. I am guessing there may be a way to economy pick it with double down strokes. Love your videos. If John is a wizard and you are just a guy…I don’t know what that makes me haha. Keep on punching!

  • @anurajlepcha7359
    @anurajlepcha7359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great 💕🔥🤘You are
    Next Joe satrainiii

    • @LateNightLessons
      @LateNightLessons  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you!
      I love Satch and he's totally on the list!
      Stay tuned...
      Take care!

  • @leeDs718
    @leeDs718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    People don't 'understand' Petrucci as a player. He shouldn't be lauded for speed but rather his guitar mechanics and melodic phrasing. It's very difficult to emulate his playing style.

  • @rickgrebenikpuggles56
    @rickgrebenikpuggles56 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your good teacher, I'm gonna subscribe to your channel, good player and humble . But Lucas Liberia you need to look into please

  • @satchrules101
    @satchrules101 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    the fast picking c minor thing .. the tab has pull offs.. but its all picked .

  • @ButtmanRises
    @ButtmanRises 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    ....you know...

  • @arminpolsinger6025
    @arminpolsinger6025 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    hi. I like you

  • @laskar2439
    @laskar2439 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Too much speak

  • @leem1416
    @leem1416 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude, you’re really intelligent and an excellent guitar player, but you talk too much!

  • @Aristotelezz
    @Aristotelezz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dream Theater is not a good name for a rockband. Sounds like music for 13 years old girls or so. They are a superband but remained long for many rock fans unnoticed, I think due to their name.

  • @paulhanwetbe212
    @paulhanwetbe212 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    5 minutes of talking... Bored

    • @LateNightLessons
      @LateNightLessons  5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You have two options - either watch my 'Just The Tip' series (with NO talking whatsoever) or watch someone else's channel.
      I bet you complain about getting "free samples" and "free advice" too.
      I have no patience for rude dildos.