Sweet Anita Tourette's Storytime - The Ambulance Story

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  • @urmaker
    @urmaker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5947

    I thought you just fell into just corrosive liquid and the shit and bodies was a tick. Boy was I wrong.

    • @bunklypeppz
      @bunklypeppz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Lmao same here.

    • @quark-eisernunion4111
      @quark-eisernunion4111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      I was 100% sure it was a tick

    • @DFentonUSA
      @DFentonUSA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      urmaker this should be one of the terrifying stories you tell: "I am a 28 year old female..."

    • @fangsclaws9631
      @fangsclaws9631 6 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      i still didnt understand what kind of place is that, how it even exists or how it is not quarrantine protected with NO TRESPASSING sings all over. So confused.

    • @Leprechaun-qv6mo
      @Leprechaun-qv6mo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@fangsclaws9631 ha, you must live in a shelter. Oil, agricultural, industrial and even government personnel and companies do things you won't even imagine to get rid of waste.

  • @bobsaggater3454
    @bobsaggater3454 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3284

    All jokes aside, that is a legitimately horrifying thing to happen. I'm glad you're ok.

    • @bobsaggater3454
      @bobsaggater3454 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@lurelin4801 I have a few crazy ass stories as well. Stuff that people who know me believe, but of course no one on the internet. Shit I bet most people have some crazy ass stories that they just don't talk about or think about or want to remember, like her friends who were there to see it; probably wouldn't talk about it because it wasn't there story to talk about. Or that guy who embarrassingly nearly killed himself and his friends with a lit cigarette, no way he's telling that story. On the internet, everything sounds like a lie. If it's on video "then it's probably staged." Fuck, I'm in the army and a lot of the things I've done and been through wouldn't even make sense if I tried to explain what happened. Like a wrestling contest between us and the Moldovan army where the winner got to kill the goat we ate that night.

    • @DarthCoiless
      @DarthCoiless 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@bobsaggater3454 "a wrestling contest between us and the Moldovan army where the winner got to kill the goat we ate that night.". Actually, that's 100% believable. That part of the world is pretty crazy.

    • @bobsaggater3454
      @bobsaggater3454 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DarthCoiless lol it is.

    • @slavenrasic2204
      @slavenrasic2204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DarthCoiless Moldova is just enough normal, US is just shit lol

    • @xospirojjxo2345
      @xospirojjxo2345 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me fuckin to

  • @131
    @131 6 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    I thought the dead bodies part was a tic... but nope.

  • @Elatha7
    @Elatha7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2373

    Covered in excrement, dead bodies and corrosive chemicals and you just offer someone a fisting after nearly burning to death? That's not cringe - that's pure freakin glorious! 😂 The best story I've ever heard! Nothing will ever top that one.

    • @ALPHAHXCORE
      @ALPHAHXCORE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      wasnt the shit and dead bodies just tourettes? How did u get into that situation? Where on earth would u find both shit dead bodies and acid at the same place, also wouldnt she have permanent burns.

    • @zak8193
      @zak8193 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Vilmos Magyar nope all three are in those pits, they’re just waste pits farmers make to illegally get rid of that stuff and acid is to try and break it down

    • @ALPHAHXCORE
      @ALPHAHXCORE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@zak8193 so it was animal carcasses?

    • @alexr.5659
      @alexr.5659 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      GhostDF I know I’m 3 weeks late, but read “The steakhouse incident”. It’s the most hilarious thing I’ve ever read.

    • @CreateToAchieve
      @CreateToAchieve 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      B-Naner Nah, what’s she speaking of has happened often. It’s not far fetched at all.

  • @Zuxxe1
    @Zuxxe1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +835

    Someone: That was the worst day of my life.
    Anita: Hold my biscuit.

    • @jelllybean_dream
      @jelllybean_dream 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      HOLD MY BISCUIT - IM FUCKING SCREAMING AT THAT😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ScottVeggies
    @ScottVeggies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1735

    At this point in the story I don't know if "My dicks on fire" is part of the story or her tic lol.

    • @6996Gunslinger
      @6996Gunslinger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@gregor8918 woah son,assuming genders in 2018

    • @gregor8918
      @gregor8918 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Overdrive ur not funny btw, saying anything related to " r/" is not making a statement funny

    • @AkumaNuMigite
      @AkumaNuMigite 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@gregor8918 we gotta White Knight here ladies and gents

    • @Damatovg
      @Damatovg 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AkumaNuMigite got a*

    • @AkumaNuMigite
      @AkumaNuMigite 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gregor8918 don't worry I'll do just for you 😉

  • @porcuspine2368
    @porcuspine2368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    2:54 That statement is so metal I couldn't even tell if it was a tic or just really poetic

  • @tiagotiagot
    @tiagotiagot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    The "thirsty boi" sounds like maybe he was just coming off some anesthesia; some of that stuff can make people behave pretty loose...

    • @krashd
      @krashd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Or he was just male.

    • @westoneuler4065
      @westoneuler4065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rob Fraser and what would that have to do with anything?

    • @mityakiselev
      @mityakiselev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      As a person who underwent some operations in my life, can confirm

    • @77dris
      @77dris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The thirst of boys knows no bounds. I once was at a hotel, went to the pool, there was a poor girl with Down's Syndrome sitting near the pool and dudes were hitting on her hard.

  • @siborgstare7077
    @siborgstare7077 6 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    "the shit pit has enveloped half the vehicle" my favorite quote of all time

  • @jakethornton7
    @jakethornton7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    I'm a paramedic. I've gotten basically this same proposition before.

    • @thearousedeunuch
      @thearousedeunuch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      What did you reply?

    • @jakethornton7
      @jakethornton7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      @@thearousedeunuch "some other time, old gal"

    • @thearousedeunuch
      @thearousedeunuch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@jakethornton7 Good choice.

    • @MrBtterman
      @MrBtterman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jake Thornton smooth n shuttle nice

    • @blinky3552
      @blinky3552 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hey cool, I wanna be a paramedic. I’m hoping to start the EMT classes at the end of this school year

  • @achannel3999
    @achannel3999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    "The girls are heavy and my dicks on fire". Someone said in your chat once "your tics are funnier than I could ever be" and I totally agree.
    I was in tears laughing at the first vod of yours I watched. You have such entertaining streams. Here is to many more!

    • @mauzer4457
      @mauzer4457 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      same, i always watch some of her videos when I'm sad. "I danced on the cock of the devil"

    • @DamianReloaded
      @DamianReloaded 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oscar Wilde would very much approve that line. It could even be the title of a play _"And I danced on the cock of the devil"_ ^_^

  • @hotrodG2
    @hotrodG2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1926

    Has anyone else noticed her perfect twitter whistle

    • @caelantree3401
      @caelantree3401 6 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      no no one has

    • @jorgeantonioarreaga4674
      @jorgeantonioarreaga4674 6 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Never even knew it was there. You're good at this.

    • @noire1001
      @noire1001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Twitter whistles? I have never heard any sound from Twitter, but maybe because I use a PC rather than a phone/tablet.

    • @LainWasTaken
      @LainWasTaken 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@noire1001 I don't even hear the sound on my mobile devices. It gives me the default push notification sounds for other apps.

    • @cookithedemonitizedbuttxz130
      @cookithedemonitizedbuttxz130 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jaicee bright yeah it gets me each time and I check my phone when it happens

  • @Anto54252
    @Anto54252 6 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    Dude that cringe fairy and me are best friends

    • @SarcasticCupcake223
      @SarcasticCupcake223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same honestly.

    • @bennymountain1
      @bennymountain1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Helps me fall asleep at this point.

    • @gnarthdarkanen7464
      @gnarthdarkanen7464 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anyone who doesn't (somehow) have a Cringe Fairy, absolutely NEEDS one! ;o)

  • @Hao1981
    @Hao1981 6 ปีที่แล้ว +928

    "...already starting to sound like a bad porno isn't it?"
    You underestimate the minds of men. Sounds like an all-time favourite to me...

    • @psychobotLoL
      @psychobotLoL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      but who isn't in side a thirsty boy? I'm like 5 times a week
      it's just how biology works, the key to survival is strong will and sharp mind to don't let that boy jump around

    • @nguyeneric4576
      @nguyeneric4576 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Parge Lenis Such as your self? Lmao.

    • @AriGrande
      @AriGrande 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Parge Lenis your name is literally...

    • @moresquatsmoretwats6298
      @moresquatsmoretwats6298 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAOOO 🤣

    • @antonackermann9620
      @antonackermann9620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Would it be ok if I send that story as a script over to Brazzers? I'm confident that it will be award winning.

  • @MNGN101
    @MNGN101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    1:08 "I don't know if anyone has this..."
    Yeah, literally everyone.

    • @RezEverday
      @RezEverday 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You mean 52%?
      xd

    • @MNGN101
      @MNGN101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kyzr5790 Fairy

    • @leadpaintchips9461
      @leadpaintchips9461 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      not completely, her fairy flies away after just reminding about one cringe moment.

  • @jeypi__
    @jeypi__ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    "Im touching a biscuit double dunk *pop*"

    • @G31M1
      @G31M1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I felt that

  • @FlyingSlig
    @FlyingSlig 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1287

    I guess you could say...
    you had a shitty day.
    I'm sorry, I'll see myself out.

  • @asantaimeep
    @asantaimeep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Everyone thought I was sulking because I just fell in a shitpit but actually I was supporting my boobs" that sentence was a ride xD

  • @Ckoz2829
    @Ckoz2829 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Lol at the thirsty boy.
    Sees you walk in:
    “Damn!😍 *sniff* DAMN!🤢”

  • @yeahmem
    @yeahmem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Falling into a pit of corrosive acid, shit and dead bodies?
    Even comicbook stories don't have that.

    • @chris86simon
      @chris86simon ปีที่แล้ว

      Even the Joker stuck to only one of them.

  • @strongarm3408
    @strongarm3408 6 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    The girls are heavy lol

    • @Guztav1337
      @Guztav1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @augrath
    @augrath 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    3:35 In a car lighting a cigarette not knowing that the air possibly contains a flammable gas. It's like straight out of a movie scene, which never ends well...

    • @pannikdo5336
      @pannikdo5336 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The smell of sh*t contains flameable gas. But this gas can flame only when it's in high consentration.

    • @augrath
      @augrath 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@pannikdo5336 hence why i said "possibly" ;)

    • @Merlincat007
      @Merlincat007 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Freak gasoline fight accident..

    • @fionacoin5329
      @fionacoin5329 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gave me Zoolander vibes 😂

  • @chasehutch5484
    @chasehutch5484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Having recently been diagnosed with Tourette’s this wonderful lady is my role model

  • @XSebi0815
    @XSebi0815 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    At some point i wasnt sure anymore if "my cunt's on fire" was part of the tourette or of the story :D

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm thinking both

  • @sethmcalrath8027
    @sethmcalrath8027 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Oh boy. So I just stumbled upon you today and I binged most of your videos during my 12 hour shift at work. Didn't do any work at all but God I can't remember last time I laughed so much in a single day. You lady got me in tears more than once and it's been fantastic. Keep it up, you're great and I can't wait to catch you live next time. Subbed!

  • @themunch
    @themunch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    You can say you've been through some shit in your life, in every ways

  • @trexwalton
    @trexwalton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That’s insane, it’s a lot more dangerous than it seems. A few months ago my neighbor fell in his own septic tank and didn’t make it. Glad your still with us.

  • @lilnut4030
    @lilnut4030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    “Hot paramedics” - “she” lovvveee thatt

    • @whatidontcare6119
      @whatidontcare6119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Rafael Mendonça Queiroz she’s Demisexual

    • @LaggardlySort
      @LaggardlySort 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@whatidontcare6119 whats that shit

    • @maddyciancarelli5371
      @maddyciancarelli5371 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      the fact that we live in such a heteronormative world that you felt the need to comment this... i-

    • @lilnut4030
      @lilnut4030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@maddyciancarelli5371 bruh it’s just a comment 😂 I wanted people to comment so I could know if she was bi or pan or something

    • @lilnut4030
      @lilnut4030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DoomCatcher she is into girls tho I know what cuz I swear she said something from her streams

  • @mods4656
    @mods4656 6 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    keep it up Anita, my sweet.

  • @profblack
    @profblack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “i D o N ‘ t K n O w I f A n Y b O d Y E l S e H a S a C u N t” - My favourite quote

  • @ancogaming
    @ancogaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Girl, my day was shit... you couldn't imagine the madness I went through!"
    Anita, smiling: "Hold that thought but do go on and fuck my Bizkit."

  • @yeeturmcbeetur8197
    @yeeturmcbeetur8197 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Ok. Anita is a robot. Here’s my proof. 10/10 looks.
    10/10 personality.
    Not ticks, she just hasn’t been updated in a while and is bugging out.
    Woman. On twitch. Not a thot.
    Robot confirmed.

  • @PawPatrolEnjoyer
    @PawPatrolEnjoyer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    She's literally the Samsung Notification... Not meant offensive in any way...

    • @pintpullinggeek
      @pintpullinggeek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Your phone yells "My dick is on fire" when you have a message? Seems a little odd but OK...

    • @mikemurch
      @mikemurch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We shall call her sammy

    • @alekkoha7578
      @alekkoha7578 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Farmer Jenkins your phone says “fuck my biscuit?” That’s fucking sick

    • @angelparedes5803
      @angelparedes5803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pintpullinggeek you enjoy being a smart ass?

    • @thescruffinator8830
      @thescruffinator8830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@angelparedes5803 It's a joke dipshit.

  • @rissb6601
    @rissb6601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Shes so good at concentrating. Shes literally doing all this shit in Overwatch and kicking ass, telling a detailed story, and Terrence interrupting her mid-story. Goddamn.

    • @Bizarro69
      @Bizarro69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and STILL the fucking tics pop through. just shows how deep that shit is.

  • @9yearoldepicgamersoldier129
    @9yearoldepicgamersoldier129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I love her perfect twitter whistle.

  • @thatbadbunny6889
    @thatbadbunny6889 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Sounds like the plot for the next final destination movie lol

  • @DRAINTVofficial
    @DRAINTVofficial 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Congratulations! 50k subscribers

    • @madisonm4880
      @madisonm4880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      this is so wholesome since shes at over a mil now :)

    • @DRAINTVofficial
      @DRAINTVofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@madisonm4880 😊

    • @jonmann4980
      @jonmann4980 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@madisonm4880 idk if I would call it wholesome

    • @madisonm4880
      @madisonm4880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jonmann4980 if it makes me smile then its wholesome! idc what you would call it :).

  • @WarlordM
    @WarlordM 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the best youtube video I've ever seen. This is like Bert Kreischer's "Machine" story, you could make an entire career out just this story, especially with your curse spicing it up at random every time.

  • @ThatOneVulcan
    @ThatOneVulcan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    The best part of this story? The thirst never ends

  • @1264-t4y
    @1264-t4y 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Thank you for being a totally different streamer, not cuz of your Tourettes but because of your personality. Still you handle your Tourettes very well and I don't lie, your random comments make crack up. It's always a fun time watching you play!

  • @mulberryman1305
    @mulberryman1305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    listening to the story and at around 2:25 all I could think was "wait what, the shit pit is actually real" I thought that was a tik

  • @m5nut
    @m5nut 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That beats any story I've been part of! It probably didn't feel so good at the time like, but, hey! You're still here and sharing your amazing personality with us. For that I am grateful.

  • @ToqTheWise
    @ToqTheWise 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Some of your ticks make for great catch phrases.

  • @iTeedo
    @iTeedo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is almost like when I get stoned out in public and I ask a local for directions to a store in the mall or so... they give me directions but I'm like... huh?
    Guy: "Yeah take a left, then take 3 more steps, go north west four degrees, backup counter clock-wise and repeat the process until your Hatchimal has hatched and you'll see the store below the fortune cookie scripture."
    Me: "The fuck you just say?"
    LOL

  • @jalapenosteve7424
    @jalapenosteve7424 6 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    5:10 What's that dance story goin on about?

    • @keatonwastaken
      @keatonwastaken 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      yeah it seems like an "interesting" one

    • @mattsmith457
      @mattsmith457 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jalapeño Steve yeah I was like wtf

    • @blinky3552
      @blinky3552 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would also really like to know

    • @danielmarchante5805
      @danielmarchante5805 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am also interested

    • @moresquatsmoretwats6298
      @moresquatsmoretwats6298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My. i n t e r e s t. has been captured

  • @t.w.450
    @t.w.450 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I can confurm that those sewage pits look like old run down concrete when the sun reflects from the surface

  • @raelein
    @raelein 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how her tics just add ridiculous things to her actual lists so you never know when the weird story ends and the tics begin

  • @crazydad6119
    @crazydad6119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    'would you like a fisting?', lol lol if I was a paramedic I would've died laughing!

  • @rickyw.2631
    @rickyw.2631 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Sweet Anita is actually super cute, and the Tourettes is actually super funny also

    • @justinscobell4961
      @justinscobell4961 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Think you'd be able to deal with it long term?

    • @justinscobell4961
      @justinscobell4961 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Especially knowing that she will say really hurtful things about you? Lol

    • @rickyw.2631
      @rickyw.2631 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@justinscobell4961 lol, your probably right, (I think longterm-wise) the arguments would probably gnarly too

    • @justinscobell4961
      @justinscobell4961 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah dude. Shed be roasting us.

    • @rickyw.2631
      @rickyw.2631 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In reality, I have a hard enough time w/ my current relationships (people who don't have tourette's), lmao, I lol'ed pretty hard when u insinuated she would be particularly harsh w/ me (Asian guy)

  • @ynyable
    @ynyable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    just tell it like it is normal asf lmao glad every one made it
    great repesct for you second vid i seen now
    every time u whistle my dog is like who f** is that :O

  • @BrookelynnM8
    @BrookelynnM8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m glad I found a woman that always wear a bra. Every girl I talk to takes it off but I honestly don’t feel comfortable without it. I know this is completely off topic from the video but I am glad you’re okay

  • @peterschneider8080
    @peterschneider8080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I know I shouldn't laugh but "that's my cunt in a nutshell" killed me

  • @deaddave9739
    @deaddave9739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Your tics were going crazy during the story, I couldn’t stop laughing

  • @thabmias8143
    @thabmias8143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Not dying, covered in shit, smelling like it and still get hit on. That ought to be taken as a compliment.
    Great story

  • @NefruSimons
    @NefruSimons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Anita: totaly covered in shit...
    Bloke: You look like an Angel.
    What a weird champ.

  • @KiLL_Jack
    @KiLL_Jack 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    i have heard stories about guys getting drunk fighting of evil and buying weird animals as a pets but this story is so far the BEST. You are example of what i always say "anything bad or worse can happen to you but after some time you will tell it to your friends as a funny story", you deserve the like and love, good luck with the rest of your life

  • @sagitariusjefferspin7079
    @sagitariusjefferspin7079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This story is soo fucking unbelievable that I believe it entirely.

  • @funkyshade
    @funkyshade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You should definitely upload more storytime videos, this was really entertaining!

  • @rumbleshakes
    @rumbleshakes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Pro-tip.... put on closed captions.

    • @sirchurchill3429
      @sirchurchill3429 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @Jobe-13
      @Jobe-13 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂 I had some difficulty telling what was a tic and what wasn’t.

  • @razgar6860
    @razgar6860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn, no one wanted to come close due to the fumes yet you had to get your self out. Glad you made it out OK and have a great story to tell after it. From your description it could have turned out so much worse.

  • @psyantologist
    @psyantologist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You are pretty darn awesome. A friend of mine has near-deadly accidents pretty much every seven years (none of them by his fault, so far)

  • @PlayinWithGhosts
    @PlayinWithGhosts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have TS and stumbled upon this channel. It's just as amazing as I thought it would be. ♥️

  • @maddisonmad2710
    @maddisonmad2710 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This girl's got everything to go far on the streamer business. Too bad she will never monetize her videos on TH-cam.

    • @MNGN101
      @MNGN101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well, unless the day of reckoning comes, when her Tourettes finally decides to make 'The One Racial Slur that Shan't be Uttered' a fine addition to her collection.

    • @84blizzle
      @84blizzle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She also said she heard a lot of hip hop growing up because her dad's black so she doesn't hear the N word as a negative.... She says a lot of things though.

    • @gagetaylor192
      @gagetaylor192 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TH-cam are just pieces of shit most of the time, they would never take her illness into consideration. People who censor their videos down to sound like a children's book can't even get monetized simply because it's implied that somebody swore.

  • @lycanleader1453
    @lycanleader1453 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just found out about you yesterday prayed to find a TH-cam channel instally sub. Made my day your absolutely amazing. Love it.

  • @rymundozss1366
    @rymundozss1366 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    you have the craziest tics I've heard and I weirdly, I find it adorable especially when you whistle out of nowhere. (*whistle)

  • @iTeedo
    @iTeedo 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hate to say but this is the funniest shit I've seen on TH-cam in quite sometime but fucking hell. LOL.
    I nearly cried. LMAO. Her whistling reminded me of when I had a bird and it would whistle and my cousin would yell, like all the way down the hallway...
    "Shut the fuck up you stupid bird." LMAO. I don't know how this lead to me saying that but fucking hell lol. That was 8 out of 8 mate.

  • @Kkbleeblob
    @Kkbleeblob 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When u said you fell into a pit of bodies I thought that was a tick lmao

  • @viktorfrankenstein9618
    @viktorfrankenstein9618 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My fairy also brings me "Remember when you might have offended/hurt so and so's feelings? G'night" moments.

  • @MrLaNcE10ize
    @MrLaNcE10ize 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how she can take something that could possibly be one of the worst things to ever happen, and yet still laugh and find the positive side of it 🤭🤭😁

  • @Blakhawk1703
    @Blakhawk1703 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I been watching alot of these videos tonight. I love em! After a while you kinda tune out the ticks. When i first started watching, it was hard to tell what was a tick and what was part of the story. LOL

    • @sagitariusjefferspin7079
      @sagitariusjefferspin7079 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I laugh really easily so when I started watching her videos I nearly died about a hundred times. I was literally forced to take regular breaks from watching in order to let my abs recover. But the more I watch the better I'm getting at handling the funny.

  • @dubKLUFF
    @dubKLUFF 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Every time she is whistling i think about ICQ

  • @Glickstick
    @Glickstick 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't know why but your double dunk tick makes me laugh so hard. Everything else I almost don't notice anymore lmao

  • @MaryJanesLounge
    @MaryJanesLounge 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Never thought this would be my soulmate

  • @EudoxiaMysteries
    @EudoxiaMysteries 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are actually fucking hilarious lol

  • @nebula0024
    @nebula0024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just got around to watching this video. My god. What a horrifying experience! Makes for a great story, though! Glad you came out of that OK.

  • @morganminecraftlegion9101
    @morganminecraftlegion9101 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your life experiences are rather interesting to hear compared to most people. I can never get my younger brothers to shut up about their daily lives, but yours is something I'd listen to for hours on end.

  • @613cmac
    @613cmac 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You are the cutest person I have ever seen. " when I die I will think of that paramedics face."" 😂😂😂😂

  • @kennethcrifasi4322
    @kennethcrifasi4322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She tells great storys and the tics ad to it

  • @TheFiteShow
    @TheFiteShow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "congratuations on not dying"
    "thanks :D"

  • @tiagotiagot
    @tiagotiagot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    01:07 That sounds pretty similar to one of the things depression can do; except you somehow twist it up and manage to laugh on its face...

  • @bjornl2943
    @bjornl2943 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That was the best story of a really bad situation 😊

  • @Yoran_w
    @Yoran_w 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Okay but the timing of her tics are absolutely hilarious and perfect its amazing

  • @TheSighphiguy
    @TheSighphiguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    so when you fell into that pit.....
    is that when the "my c**t is on fire" tic started?

  • @Anonymous-nm1uo
    @Anonymous-nm1uo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Ooh fUCK my biscuits go on go on ĞØ ØŇ" the last bit was thirst af

  • @nagatoryu5302
    @nagatoryu5302 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    the thirsty boi part killed me LOOOOOL

  • @Spook_Boi
    @Spook_Boi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    theres so many close calls that anita has that reinforces my theory of her being completely unkillable

  • @metalavenger23
    @metalavenger23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This whole story sounds like the beginning of some kind of crime show episode.

  • @Codethe_Road
    @Codethe_Road 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wonder if all of her stuff gets demonetized--- or does TH-cam know all the stuff she says is a tick? I love it.

  • @orangutansoda
    @orangutansoda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *Giggles while laughing about almost dying in a pit of poo*

  • @indigoaway4095
    @indigoaway4095 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao “felt like I was going to a fucking toga party”

  • @randomchicken01
    @randomchicken01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    USE YOUR ULT ANITA, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

  • @AlxThSeal
    @AlxThSeal 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fuckin' hell.. 😅
    I love how nonchalant you are while telling the story, like.. That shit was mental! Thanks for sharing hahah I laughed my tits off

  • @noble.reclaimer
    @noble.reclaimer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    PLEASE SAY THE DANCE STORY AND UPLOAD IT HERE IVE NEVER HEARD IT BUT I WANT TO

  • @simstash9889
    @simstash9889 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was a great story. Glad to still have you around!

  • @cowson2006
    @cowson2006 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Her ticks disappeared a lot near the end. When she was telling the story.

    • @agseba124
      @agseba124 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yeah , just after she stopped playing.

    • @Liamlucid
      @Liamlucid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      She probably has 'some' control over them by this point, I imagine. If she's more focused on something, telling a story for example she probably ticks less, I don't know, I'm not a doctor. Just a judgement based on other things, I have OCD and that gets much worse if I'm stressed, angry, bored, etc.

    • @mrtoxic5004
      @mrtoxic5004 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      yea that makes sense... like when some people have stammers... when they start singing it goes away @@Liamlucid

    • @golfer435
      @golfer435 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Liamlucid My sister has tourette's and she is able to somewhat control her tics. There are usually conditions that cause tics to show up

    • @valeriapebble
      @valeriapebble 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Liamlucid I have a vocal tic and I can control it for a little while but sometimes it just sneaks up on me. If I'm telling a story or are focused though, I won't tic that much

  • @Diggy22
    @Diggy22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:47 when the tick seamlessly fits into the narrative 😁

  • @Wesc97
    @Wesc97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    now THAT is a Story

  • @nickwit21
    @nickwit21 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Yeah, you sorta just skipped over that part!" Buried the lead there...haha

  • @zihnisinir100
    @zihnisinir100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    You should try singing or voice acting cuz damm you sound beautiful , with tons of tones

    • @TheKEEEEEeK
      @TheKEEEEEeK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      STOP being thirsty, ye

    • @ValCronin
      @ValCronin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aint nothing wrong with complimenting a beautiful woman. Now, asking her out on a date or asking for her number like some out of touch thirsty indian dude is completely different.

    • @TheKEEEEEeK
      @TheKEEEEEeK 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ValCronin thats racist ye

    • @ValCronin
      @ValCronin 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup it is.

    • @krashd
      @krashd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Singing or voice acting? Know many people with Tourette's who have chosen those careers?

  • @RayneHellfire
    @RayneHellfire 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve seen a virtual tour of a city sewage plant and it’s no joke. If you fall into the shit pit the liquid is so dense you cannot float or swim up. Glad you survived that.