Fun Fact about the Disney version of Beauty And The Beast: Originally, "Be Our Guest" was going to be sung to Maurice instead of Belle, but then the filmmakers realized that Maurice wasn't the main focus, and it didn't make sense to waste such a wonderful song on a secondary character, so they gave it to Belle instead. Clearly, that thought never occurred at Golden Films when they were making their version.
It kinda makes sense here since Snap, Crackle, and Pop were deliberately trying to manipulate Sr. Mustache into angering the Beast to get Beauty to come and let them pass onto the afterlife (or, if my theory is correct, simply leave the story they accidentally trapped themselves in) as opposed to actual hosts trying to make someone genuinely feel at home.
The real story in this version: The ghosts did die by the hand of the beast and are forced to serve him for all eternity. One day, the beast gets bored, and writes a self-insert fanfiction where a beautiful girl who has a shit home life comes to his castle and falls in love with him. The beast isn't very creative, so he doesn't name half the characters, and names the girl "beauty." One day the ghosts are fed up with serving the beast, and when trying to hide for him, they accidentally go into Beast's fanfic, where they are forced to follow the logic of the story world, and are forced to help the book beast get with the girl. It's really just a tragedy where the ghosts live in eternal torment, and beast is a lonely, evil man in denial who thinks one day his beauty will come.
Ever since Phelous pointed out that Charles Martinet (aka Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, and... er, Paarthurnax) worked in Golden Films movies, I’ve been looking for him in each Phelous review. Hasn’t been hard, he practically uses the same voice each time. Guess he’s glad he caught a break with the Mario series. Here, he’s the ghost in the red shirt. You can kinda hear his Mario, but it sounds more like a castrated Wario. Unfortunately, this is the only other film he did besides Anastasia, so my search ended up being very short.
You know what's weird? The ghosts are pretty much the only characters in this thing that move the plot along, and the only characters with any motivation to do so. The Beast mostly just sits around feeling sorry for himself, which is particularly fucked up when you consider the fact that his misdeeds in this version actually have a body count. He's forced to face three people who were killed by his actions every single day, and all he can think about is how he's unattractive now. Beauty is a bit more proactive, but she mainly just reacts to whatever is going on around her. She goes where the plot needs her to, but does little else.
I do believe, this was a trend from these movie developers. Floaty gag characters that are color coded, and won't stop commenting small, inane jokes. Perhaps their only thought was that your story only qualifies as a "Kids' Story" if there's constant movement, sound effects and reassurence that its totally funny & light-hearted. When those vehicles for such are literally everywhere.... kind of hard for them not to carry the plot.
With Goodtimes, you get mediocre animation, but coherent editing and original music With Golden Films, you get fluid animation, but terrible editing and stock music. It's like shopping for budget laptops...
Okay, why do all the 'evil' step-sisters have more character than the so-called beauty? And to tell you the truth....remember Mulan 2? The three sisters remind me of THEM, especially the smallest sister who always wants to shove food in her face. In fact their 'MORE' song is just a 'bad' version of the three sisters' song about how they wanted to be normal girls, complete with Eaty-McCakeface declaring how many pies and cakes she wanted to eat....in fact, I think THAT sister was also dressed in yellow as well. DOIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Phelous' videos are so easy to re-watch, I laugh just as hard as when I first saw them. Also, it really bothers me that during the sisters' fight, they all become liquid and lack feet. Do they float along most of the time? Maybe, like everyone else, they're ghosts of Beastmus Past.
While Senor Mustache isn't anywhere near Old Man, I think he can make a comeback as MINI DAAAD!! Now that was funny. Maybe I am just that easy to amuse.
If you have Audacity, set it up to record the computer's audio. It's quicker and saves you the trouble of finding a still-active YT-Audio converter. HRRREEEEEEH!!!
I think I know why the ghosts are in here. They were Snap, Crackle, and Pop from Food Fight, but died during filming and ended up at Golden Films cause stupid.
I think I can actually explain the ghosts. They're from the real world and when they entered the storybook it assigned them roles to play in the story along with their backstory. I'm sure that's not what the makers of this POH (Peice Of Shit) intended but it's more sense this way at least.
Wow......I actually like that.....it makes the whole enter the story thing actually make more sense, as it gives it some kind of rule set or something.....
It could also be a white chocolate cake, but then it technically wouldn’t be chocolate since white chocolate isn’t made with cacao, the most important ingredient in chocolate making.
Phelous the ghosts' song was there equivalent of "Be Our Guest" where the servants gave Belle's father the food and similarly didn't seem to care that this might get him killed.
I was so sad when I saw that the shed was destroyed... I had the impression you grew up playing are using it so it must have been tough losing it. My condolences
Mustache Dad: oh damn it. I mean who cares that hundreds of sailors likely are dead or trapped in these sunken ships. I forgot to buy insurance so I can't get my daughters gifts
8:55 Beasts looks to his LOWE LEFT to see a framed picture of himself at his UPER RIGHT. I'm not sure what's worse, that that gives away the ending, or that space is warped and time is bendable in this cartoon. Also that cake was white chocolate....or something, idk.
I love your animated reviews best of all, Phelous! I must have watched this 20 times already. Your voiceovers of the characters crack me up! I'd love to see you tackle more horrible animated movies in the future.
+Phelan “Phelous” Porteous I'm excited to see what it could be. personally I'd like to see the golden films Hercules or a certain other Hercules film( not the Disney one)
The swan lake music makes me think it would be cool if they did a Beauty & The Beast in the style of Lady Hawk. Beauty is a swan by day, human by night, and Beast is a prince by day, a beast by night. Kept apart until someone else figures out how to break their curse.
It's usually one of the two with a curse like that, not both. And you're asking WAY too much creativity and originality from a defunct company or anyone else in 2024.
10 pies...Eatey must be pregnant with Shaggy's child if she's craving that number of pies oh wait that's what she normally eats my bad. At least Beauty sorta knows her sisters are spoiled brats and emotes about that unlike her '92 counterpart
Weird, when I hear *Swan LAke*, I usually expect Bela Lugosi to start terrorising people, which actually suits this movie pretty well, what with three ghosts and a businessman invading a castle owned by a classic Universal Studios monster (even if it's just the Wolfman this time).
New rule: Every Beauty's Father in any adaptation of Beauty and The Beast that has been or will be made must be replaced with Old Man. (Yes, even the Disney one)
Man, I must have watched this review over 30 times already. I'm with the people who love your animated reviews the most! Your editing skills and dubbing really shine through with them :D
when I was younger and my mom first got neflix (or was it hulu, I think it was hulu) I was so bored I watched a bunch of golden films movies now I feel bad for young me
After re-watching this review a couple days ago, I decided I had to come back just to re-watch your face when watching "Lion and the King II." You really have a talent for hilarious rage eyes.
I really wanna see the film version of "Beauty and the Dinosaur." Lord knows that movie would be a million times better than this version of "Beauty and the Beast."
"But which one of you is most useless?" Well that depends on which one is the most wet. . . .Get your mind out of the god damn gutter.You know what I mean!
To whoever did the captions: I love them! Please do all of Phelous' videos! In fact, turn it into a profitable career and do captions for all of TH-cam!
Can I say I hate this version of Beauty and the Beast? It was mechanically produced, it's not making me feel anything, the music is messy, the drawings don't work, the voice cast is unknown, the story isn't going anywhere, and after watching it, I just lost time.
"Cant wait for this dolphin to become a character- NOPE." Actually, that dolphin DID become a character. If you look closely, you'll notice that it's Vink from their Little Mermaid knockoff.
I enjoy your videos so much! The whacky songs, the bad animation, the red ghost wearing scuba gear, the whacky story entrance sequence, the stolen public domain music, another airhead beauty, and the drawfsters are all wonderful highlights in this review! This is simply fantastic! Excellent work on this video!
I've just realized, beauty's father walks off to find cover from the storm,,, but he was just sitting on a carriage. The carriage had doors. he could've gone inside the carriage. Maybe the windows weren't glass but they still had curtains and the carriage would've made better cover than that dang tree anyway. old man you so silly.
I just want you to know, your videos turn my Emoji face from =.Z to XD I'm long term sick (I know I could have been cured by a creepy magical snowman each xmas, but apparently I've never wanted it enough =.P) still, even though you live the other side of the world behind a mass of internet ghost repelling red tape, your videos cheer me up no end!! =)
My favorite reviews of yours are always the animated ones! You're hilarious, and you really sparked my enjoyment of movie reviews. Thank you for sharing your comedy with us! Please make more soon! :D
+General Steelflex When I first heard it, I automatically thought "That sounds a lot like the opening to Gargoyles". I don't know, but I think this might make me even less cultured.
Honestly, despite the more fluid animation, I genuinely prefer the Good Times version. At least that didn't have so many obnoxious 'wacky' sound effects, abused Tchaikovsky music at max volume, and completely unnecessary ghost characters.
So apparently dad was gone long enough for two seasons to change, but Beauty worries about him having shelter for the night. Yeah, I think there's been quite a few nights at this point.
Hey did you here it's the mini dad, people have no fear it's the mini dad, let's get one thing clear it's the mini dad, so hurray and cheer for the mini dad
Actually this is interesting idea - when you die, you can see your past life as it was just story, and can travel to different stories of other people, like alternative universes.
Fun Fact about the Disney version of Beauty And The Beast: Originally, "Be Our Guest" was going to be sung to Maurice instead of Belle, but then the filmmakers realized that Maurice wasn't the main focus, and it didn't make sense to waste such a wonderful song on a secondary character, so they gave it to Belle instead.
Clearly, that thought never occurred at Golden Films when they were making their version.
In that case they would have had to change it to “Live Like a Queen”
It kinda makes sense here since Snap, Crackle, and Pop were deliberately trying to manipulate Sr. Mustache into angering the Beast to get Beauty to come and let them pass onto the afterlife (or, if my theory is correct, simply leave the story they accidentally trapped themselves in) as opposed to actual hosts trying to make someone genuinely feel at home.
This is the best comment ever
"You guys sure are generous with the Beast's food!"
Well, considering later revelations, the Beast *does* kinda owe them the use of his food...
"The Beast himself lives through the Beauty and the Beast book!" Give him a break! It's his self-insert fanfic!
The real story in this version: The ghosts did die by the hand of the beast and are forced to serve him for all eternity. One day, the beast gets bored, and writes a self-insert fanfiction where a beautiful girl who has a shit home life comes to his castle and falls in love with him. The beast isn't very creative, so he doesn't name half the characters, and names the girl "beauty." One day the ghosts are fed up with serving the beast, and when trying to hide for him, they accidentally go into Beast's fanfic, where they are forced to follow the logic of the story world, and are forced to help the book beast get with the girl. It's really just a tragedy where the ghosts live in eternal torment, and beast is a lonely, evil man in denial who thinks one day his beauty will come.
That idea sounds awesome
Great job.
'Just because your lives are over doesn't mean you gotta ruin everybody elses'
Most ghost type horror movies in a nutshell.
though it's almost never f*ck you i'll be an *sshole and more woe is me
You mean "woe is me". "Woah is Me" is probably a TMNT episode on the theme of depression.
oh thanks changing it now
@@johnalogue9832 nah, it's Keanu Reaves' autobiography.
Ghost girl gets murdered and sexually assaulted by her Uncle: Time to go murder these random strangers
Ever since Phelous pointed out that Charles Martinet (aka Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, and... er, Paarthurnax) worked in Golden Films movies, I’ve been looking for him in each Phelous review. Hasn’t been hard, he practically uses the same voice each time. Guess he’s glad he caught a break with the Mario series. Here, he’s the ghost in the red shirt. You can kinda hear his Mario, but it sounds more like a castrated Wario. Unfortunately, this is the only other film he did besides Anastasia, so my search ended up being very short.
Pretty sure Martinet also appeared in Little Angels: The Brightest Christmas too.
@@annaolson4828 The green one.
@@schlamuffenimperator9460 yep
Wait who is he in this movie? Senior mustache?
@@evanbarth7173 I think the ghost with the red jacket.
What a surprise that the sister "eatty" isn't fat.
This movie break stereotypes, what an example of greatness.
SamuraiMotoko Not really.
Anime's have this type of stuff in it all of the time.
Shaggy did it first my friend XD
+Dragonage2ftw anime animators clearly stole the idea from this classic
+SamuraiMotoko she likes food way too much and yet is so thin
+Austin Cooper Say it with me kids! "*Purging!*" :D
This Beast looks like Disney’s Beast had a lovechild with Goodtimes’s Beast.
why would Disney's beast settle for a horrible goomba creature when he could have belle? dont do my mans like that 🥴
@@emilychristian7844 we all slum it sometimes when we're at a low point!
This Beast even kind of looks like the Beast from Disney, just harder to look at, from the flashing color schemes.
This movie is already a lovechild between the Disney's one and the Good Times' one
"I'm going to look for cover." He could've just stayed in the carriage...
And probably just tried to make it home with the horse...
True, but that'd require caring for what project you were working on.
You know what's weird? The ghosts are pretty much the only characters in this thing that move the plot along, and the only characters with any motivation to do so.
The Beast mostly just sits around feeling sorry for himself, which is particularly fucked up when you consider the fact that his misdeeds in this version actually have a body count. He's forced to face three people who were killed by his actions every single day, and all he can think about is how he's unattractive now.
Beauty is a bit more proactive, but she mainly just reacts to whatever is going on around her. She goes where the plot needs her to, but does little else.
They have the most screentime, too. It's their movie
I do believe, this was a trend from these movie developers. Floaty gag characters that are color coded, and won't stop commenting small, inane jokes. Perhaps their only thought was that your story only qualifies as a "Kids' Story" if there's constant movement, sound effects and reassurence that its totally funny & light-hearted. When those vehicles for such are literally everywhere.... kind of hard for them not to carry the plot.
@@widdershins3785 Well, I did liked these guys when I used to watched this film.
You know what else is weird? They sound just like the Little Angels characters.
@@zmbdog But that came out years later!
Chai-kovsky sounds like a good name for a tea shop.
Make it Chai-kafsky and could also sell coffee.
Richard Watt Awesome!
As a matter of fact, _it isn't!_
Too bad the tea leaves are all wet
@@masterfarr8265 they’re completely useless now....
Poor Tchaikovsky's gotta be rolling in his grave due to how frequently his work is misused
Tis unfortunate is it not
Nintendotron64 he’s got abs from all of the rolling he’s been doing.
I love your profile picture.
With Goodtimes, you get mediocre animation, but coherent editing and original music
With Golden Films, you get fluid animation, but terrible editing and stock music.
It's like shopping for budget laptops...
reminds me of car shopping
Yeah, about the "original" music...
It's songs from both Ren & Stimpy and SpongeBob's soundtracks. I have a good ear for that, it seems.
Got any specific examples to share, Javier? I'm curious which ones were "borrowed".
I'll take Goodtimes over this.
With Dingo you get to see what passes for animation in North Korea.
Old Man needs his own cartoon. I'm serious, I'd pay money to see that.
Old Man reads creepypasta?
Me too!
This Beast is closer to his Disney counterpart, and Beauty is delving into Aurora's looks, so it's Sleeping Beauty and the Beast in effect.
Aurora. The cover makes Beauty resemble Princess Aurora. Seriously.
True
Okay, why do all the 'evil' step-sisters have more character than the so-called beauty?
And to tell you the truth....remember Mulan 2? The three sisters remind me of THEM, especially the smallest sister who always wants to shove food in her face. In fact their 'MORE' song is just a 'bad' version of the three sisters' song about how they wanted to be normal girls, complete with Eaty-McCakeface declaring how many pies and cakes she wanted to eat....in fact, I think THAT sister was also dressed in yellow as well.
DOIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
You've stumbled upon a dangerous conspiracy..... *The Mouse seeks your demise now*
Well at least Disney have replaced Beauty's Evil Step-Sisters with New Villain Gaston (Beauty and The Beast) after Cinderella's Evil Step-Sisters
I didn't think of that, I went after Diva(musical hell) and dubbed this one Affluenza the Musical
Illuminati confirmed
(Cue the X-Files theme)
13:00 The storm got my yard all wet! Its completely useless now!
OH, MY GOD!
I wonder if they had a hurricane or something like Superstorm Sandy, because that shirt really can make the literal ground useless for a good while.
Gasp!
So, apparently it's "I must have a pie mountain."
I always heard it as "I must have a pie! No, ten!"
I like my misheard lyric a little better
Rosemary Hall Wait, that's what I thought it said too!
+Rosemary Hall +FollowTheWizard Funny, same goes for me. The only way I could be sure was by turning on captions... lol.
I heard it as "I must have a pie, DOWNSTAIRS". It doesn't make any sense, but nothing this film makes any sense
+Tareltonlives Downstairs pie is the best pie.
@@oren1305 that's what she said.
"Beauty! We're you singing random songs again?! You know we get thrown twisters at us everytime you do that!"
Phelous' videos are so easy to re-watch, I laugh just as hard as when I first saw them.
Also, it really bothers me that during the sisters' fight, they all become liquid and lack feet. Do they float along most of the time?
Maybe, like everyone else, they're ghosts of Beastmus Past.
Phelous' good times/golden/dingo playlists are at least an annual watch for me
While Senor Mustache isn't anywhere near Old Man, I think he can make a comeback as MINI DAAAD!!
Now that was funny. Maybe I am just that easy to amuse.
I lost it all at "mini dad". Lol!
Mustache Dad actually looks like he's taking his design from CRAAAZY OLD Maurice.
Oh no, he could never amount to that greatness.
Is that Old Man noise available on mp3? I need that as my alert for my phone in case my dad texts me.
You can easily convert it to MP3, from the TH-cam clip.
Septicor 🤭😂😂
If you have Audacity, set it up to record the computer's audio. It's quicker and saves you the trouble of finding a still-active YT-Audio converter.
HRRREEEEEEH!!!
Your "Old Man" voice is just awesome.
Joseph Mayes *You're. No, wait... :P
ThePreciseClimber what's the difference!?
+Zack Wolf-Fox You're is a contraction.
Your on the other hand means it belongs to you.
+ThePreciseClimber
STOP RUINING GRAMMAR FOR THE REST OF US; HE GOT IT CORRECT IN HIS FIRST COMMENT.
I dunno, Oro was the best one
16:17- The Swan Lake music makes my wish that the father stopped by Dracula's castle so he can have the life sucked out of him.
I think I know why the ghosts are in here. They were Snap, Crackle, and Pop from Food Fight, but died during filming and ended up at Golden Films cause stupid.
+CWDTrixie better this film than that abomination.
@@TheBonkleFox Well, to be fair, we almost got a decent film, but the most of the original animation got stolen first.
I think I can actually explain the ghosts. They're from the real world and when they entered the storybook it assigned them roles to play in the story along with their backstory.
I'm sure that's not what the makers of this POH (Peice Of Shit) intended but it's more sense this way at least.
Wow......I actually like that.....it makes the whole enter the story thing actually make more sense, as it gives it some kind of rule set or something.....
+Webshooters1 holy sh!t-oh! NONONOWA-(doctor who intro)
+Webshooters1 Although that still doesn't explain how the BEAST was in the real world.
+Robo - Nidai Wibbly Wobbly, Timey Wimey
+Layla tagge and the ghosts acted like selfish scums.XD
14:18 those boats got wet in the rain! They're completely useless now!
"Dohhh, why did I become a ship-merchant? Water is completely useless! HEEEEEE!"
Senior Mustache is his name I think.
The world is 70% covered in water. It's completely useless!
@@fghdkjlfkghfc Gasp!
I know it's a nitpick but the cake might be chocolate on the inside, with vanilla frosting on the outside...
It could also be a white chocolate cake, but then it technically wouldn’t be chocolate since white chocolate isn’t made with cacao, the most important ingredient in chocolate making.
But they came out from the inside, meaning that it isn’t chocolate on the inside
Or white chocolate
What we really need is the cross-over adventures of DERP CAT A-WHEE-OOOH!!! and LOL CAT UNDER A BENCH!!!
"If you dare open up that door, we'll drown, then we'll be wet and completely useless, you don't want that do you?"
Phelous the ghosts' song was there equivalent of "Be Our Guest" where the servants gave Belle's father the food and similarly didn't seem to care that this might get him killed.
+Maureen May be our guest wasn't sung then, it was sung when belle was held in the castle.
I think she was referring to the deleted scene
yeah originally Be Our Guest was meant to be sung to Maurice, but they changed it so it would be sung to Belle. I think it was the better call.
@@autobotproductions1244, you are right. Yes.
The ghost’s song is a bop TBH
I was so sad when I saw that the shed was destroyed...
I had the impression you grew up playing are using it so it must have been tough losing it. My condolences
I have a laugh attack every time the old man shows up
MINI DAD!!!
Seriously I'm gonna make a YTPMV out of that,
Servbot Rambo let me know when it's done.^^
cool:)
I guess he was too busy swinging his arms from side to side, doing the Mario to make it... ),:
Mustache Dad: oh damn it. I mean who cares that hundreds of sailors likely are dead or trapped in these sunken ships. I forgot to buy insurance so I can't get my daughters gifts
8:55 Beasts looks to his LOWE LEFT to see a framed picture of himself at his UPER RIGHT.
I'm not sure what's worse, that that gives away the ending, or that space is warped and time is bendable in this cartoon.
Also that cake was white chocolate....or something, idk.
I love your animated reviews best of all, Phelous! I must have watched this 20 times already. Your voiceovers of the characters crack me up! I'd love to see you tackle more horrible animated movies in the future.
Casey Robin Thanks! Don't worry more of those are coming!
Hooray! I'm looking forward to it :D
+Phelan “Phelous” Porteous I'm excited to see what it could be. personally I'd like to see the golden films Hercules or a certain other Hercules film( not the Disney one)
+Dkunz Cartoons Hercules in New York? :D
Saddam Hussein that too, but i was thinking the hercules zenu crossover
The swan lake music makes me think it would be cool if they did a Beauty & The Beast in the style of Lady Hawk. Beauty is a swan by day, human by night, and Beast is a prince by day, a beast by night. Kept apart until someone else figures out how to break their curse.
It's usually one of the two with a curse like that, not both. And you're asking WAY too much creativity and originality from a defunct company or anyone else in 2024.
the old man voice is back baby.
10 pies...Eatey must be pregnant with Shaggy's child if she's craving that number of pies oh wait that's what she normally eats my bad.
At least Beauty sorta knows her sisters are spoiled brats and emotes about that unlike her '92 counterpart
+Maggie Offutt "whaaat sound does an apple make??"
I've played portal 2, and apparently it makes a jumping noise.
Maggie Offutt atleast her 92 counterpart didn't fall in love with a douche who is always mean to her....
At her 92 counterpart had more character (can't believe I just said that....). Golden Films Beauty is just kind of there.
Nah, shaggy is her decendant.
or Goku's child
Weird, when I hear *Swan LAke*, I usually expect Bela Lugosi to start terrorising people, which actually suits this movie pretty well, what with three ghosts and a businessman invading a castle owned by a classic Universal Studios monster (even if it's just the Wolfman this time).
There is a version were the Beast looks like the Universal Wolfman!
New rule: Every Beauty's Father in any adaptation of Beauty and The Beast that has been or will be made must be replaced with Old Man. (Yes, even the Disney one)
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Man, I must have watched this review over 30 times already. I'm with the people who love your animated reviews the most! Your editing skills and dubbing really shine through with them :D
I really wish that Don Bluth made his version
At least he's making Dragon's Lair a movie
@jbiehlable Tragic.
@jbiehlable God damn it, why must you remind us of our suffering? Do you find some sick joy from this?
Same here.
19:30 maybe that cake was made out of white chocolate
Maximusvidowski Megafan69dude a lot of people don't consider that "real" chocolate...
And it's made by Golden Films... So, I doubt they are that creative...
Dancing crabs?! Did they forget what movie they were ripping off?
when I was younger and my mom first got neflix (or was it hulu, I think it was hulu) I was so bored I watched a bunch of golden films movies
now I feel bad for young me
14:07 Jesus... give the animators credit. That's not suffering a huge loss that's a man who fucking defeated.
It’s animated by Hong Ying Animation for crying out loud!
@@pennysanchez7656 The animation studio who worked for the animation of the late 90s/2000s Nelvana shows and Kaput and Zosky?
Cool.
@@kootunesscrewy Yes, it’s that studio.
After re-watching this review a couple days ago, I decided I had to come back just to re-watch your face when watching "Lion and the King II." You really have a talent for hilarious rage eyes.
No matter how terrible this movie is, you can't deny one thing; The score is magnificent! XD
LadyOfBroadway333 And I'm sure Food Fight would have been improved if the opening theme was Handel's Zadok the Priest.
Yeah, public domain classical music. So amazing.
@@vadifadoms that was the joke
I must have a pie...
N O T E N !
Hey, I just realized, that dolphin is fink from golden films/ good times / whoevers the little mermaid
I smell a shared cinematic universe!
I was just about to make the comment, "They're Snap, Crackle, and Pop!" And the next literal second (as I was writing) it was referenced.
I recently discovered your channel and your reviews of animated films made laugh my ass off xDDDDDDD
I'm suscribing! Greetings from South America :D
Thanks!
Phelan Porteous ;) You're welcome :D
+1 “Aphid” Person i am from south america kkk and really wants to start make reviews of movies like you nostalgic ,bobsheaux
Must be a Bobsheaux.
Kkkk yeah
I really wanna see the film version of "Beauty and the Dinosaur." Lord knows that movie would be a million times better than this version of "Beauty and the Beast."
With wacky unicorn neighbor!!!!!
@@RemythechefUnicorn, not Pegasus, because who needs a Pegasus when Oro can fly? SCIIIIIIIENNNNNNCE
Search for "phelous beuty and the beast".
TH-cam: "do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?"
He thought he had 3 since Beauty has such little personality she isn't a person.
What else is there?
@@vernyulkisasszony4708 Um. Um. Not even old man, so nothing
The three ghosts makes the Ghostly Trio from Casper looked like their rude descendants
"But which one of you is most useless?"
Well that depends on which one is the most wet.
. . .Get your mind out of the god damn gutter.You know what I mean!
I Say Beauty it's the most weet
Lol!
I’m glad they at least gave this beast a pair of pants.
Since there are people who cosplay as the Tardis.... would it be out of place for someone to cosplay as Phelous'es shed?
I'm waiting for an Old Man cosplay.
Uuuuhhhh that's a good one!
Ooo sounds fun
When Old Man abruptly showed up at 16:41, I almost spit my drink out from laughter.
I feel like he should watch Goldenfilm's movie "Princess Castle".
TheFanficFanPony Sounds funny Ms. Tiara. Isn't that where you go on weekends? KEK. :P
Hehe, sure.
It's basically a ripoff of the classic "girl goes to magical land" formula.
TheFanficFanPony
So it's "Alice In Wonderland" w/ Captain Erstaz Alice?
I guess. But lacking most conflict whatsoever.
TheFanficFanPony
A MOVIE WITH THAT TITLE ACTUALLY EXISTS???
The Doctor Who references made me smile. ^_^
The intro is funny because I've watched so many of your reviews that I ended up DREAMING about watching your reviews. e.e
A pie mountain? that a great idea.
Also, WTF!? This movie follows some other route, that is far away from THE Beauty and the Beast
CreepyPinkiePie She actually said "A pie...no ten." However, the actress said her lines with no pauses.
A pie mountain does sound much better than, a pie...no ten. Gotta love bad dubbing or not caring.
This entire video is hilarious, but 12:05 absolutely killed me. 😂
Thanks for the subtitles. They're both helpful and hilarious!
Also, this movie just made me want food, specifically pastries and cake. Guess I'm grabbing a croissant for breakfast!
To whoever did the captions: I love them! Please do all of Phelous' videos! In fact, turn it into a profitable career and do captions for all of TH-cam!
Agreed, subtitles makes it more fun
Can I say I hate this version of Beauty and the Beast? It was mechanically produced, it's not making me feel anything, the music is messy, the drawings don't work, the voice cast is unknown, the story isn't going anywhere, and after watching it, I just lost time.
Don Bluth quote from Animation Lookback: Don Bluth?
Pretty much.
+SuperCodywebb Good old Don Bluth :)
Coincidence? I think NOT!!
+AT Productions I would love to see his design take on the Beast.
"Cant wait for this dolphin to become a character- NOPE."
Actually, that dolphin DID become a character. If you look closely, you'll notice that it's Vink from their Little Mermaid knockoff.
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I enjoy your videos so much! The whacky songs, the bad animation, the red ghost wearing scuba gear, the whacky story entrance sequence, the stolen public domain music, another airhead beauty, and the drawfsters are all wonderful highlights in this review! This is simply fantastic! Excellent work on this video!
I like the "MORE!" song in this one because it sounds like the Singers are passionate about it
I've just realized, beauty's father walks off to find cover from the storm,,, but he was just sitting on a carriage.
The carriage had doors. he could've gone inside the carriage.
Maybe the windows weren't glass but they still had curtains and the carriage would've made better cover than that dang tree anyway.
old man you so silly.
I just want you to know, your videos turn my Emoji face from =.Z to XD
I'm long term sick (I know I could have been cured by a creepy magical snowman each xmas, but apparently I've never wanted it enough =.P) still, even though you live the other side of the world behind a mass of internet ghost repelling red tape, your videos cheer me up no end!! =)
My favorite reviews of yours are always the animated ones! You're hilarious, and you really sparked my enjoyment of movie reviews. Thank you for sharing your comedy with us! Please make more soon! :D
Much kudos to whoever subtitled the video!
I love Phelous Who it's the best anime in existence.....It's a anime right?
Yes
Phelan Porteous sadly i have a Golden Films movie, it's Pocahontas, i'd like to see a future review of that someday
croissant was invented in vienna, austria not france
And is stereotypically associated with Belgium and France.
I didn't know that, though. thnx
they were Taunting the Turkish, right?
And ballet was invented in Italy.
Perhaps it's because I'm an uncultured swine, but when I hear that music from Swan Lake I automatically think of Dracula, not the actual ballet.
+General Steelflex
When I first heard it, I automatically thought "That sounds a lot like the opening to Gargoyles". I don't know, but I think this might make me even less cultured.
When I heard the music I think the anime Princess Tutu but at that had an excuse it have something to do with fairy tales.
+PhantomDragon3 also ballet
General Steelflex Same here.
Also, Dracula's a classic; there's nothing uncultured about it.
Wow. It's both better and worse at the same time.
Haven't watched this yet but I hope old man makes a comeback, please!
Honestly, despite the more fluid animation, I genuinely prefer the Good Times version. At least that didn't have so many obnoxious 'wacky' sound effects, abused Tchaikovsky music at max volume, and completely unnecessary ghost characters.
The fact that Phelous Who resembles the Doctor Who with David Tennant (which I grew up with) brings happy tears to my eyes!
This is one of my guilty pleasures. I watched it a lot since all of our Disney movies were on VHS and couldn’t travel with us.
"I'll go take cover!"
You... you had a carriage... with a door... right there. You could've taken shelter in your shelter, m8.
So apparently dad was gone long enough for two seasons to change, but Beauty worries about him having shelter for the night. Yeah, I think there's been quite a few nights at this point.
How hasn't Señor Mustache become a series regular yet?
Well he cameoed in the anime beauty and the beast review
I remember having this version when I was young.
You didn't get the version with Old Man?☹️
+lia Manila NOOOOO 😭
@@followthewizard359 Gasp!
thank you for finally posting this this is one of my favs!!!!!
Oh I love this type of review!
20:00 That was the crab rave before the actual crab rave!
Hey did you here it's the mini dad, people have no fear it's the mini dad, let's get one thing clear it's the mini dad, so hurray and cheer for the mini dad
Actually this is interesting idea - when you die, you can see your past life as it was just story, and can travel to different stories of other people, like alternative universes.