yeah, the instant he said 12 million, I was like "that's a bit longer than you think buddy". I always remember that 100k seconds is around a day, 1 million seconds is around 11.5 days, and 1 billion seconds is around 35 years.
i was like 3 months into therapy, just made a doc appointment for SSRI's, just about to sign up for an interviewing workshop, and then i started watching northernlion clips
49:24 I also had this same revelation like 3 years ago, and I haven't really had any way to put my own thoughts out into the world, so I'm just gonna say it in this comment that no one will read. I was playing hypixel skyblock, and I had a period of time where I was really focused on making a lot of money per hour. And then one day, after getting my divan armour maxed out, I realised that even though dillo mining is like 3x faster than jade mining, I couldn't maintain that mental state for even nearly as long, and I was actually making less money overall, because I needed to take so many breaks. That then got me into the thought process of deciding what I should optimise for. Instead of optimising for coins per hour, I moved to optimising for total amount of coins I can earn without destroying my mental. Eventually that led me to the realisation that what I should really be optimising for is neither of those, and instead I should be optimising for enjoyment. But I also realised that there are exceptions. Like factorio. For obvious reasons. The final part of my awakening was the first time I heard NL refer to video games as toys. Because if you're not a literal professional, they really are just toys.
+2. Sometimes optimizing can be a big part of the enjoyment, but the moment where it supplants the enjoyment you start to lose your way. A slightly unfun moment can be worth it if you have more fun afterwards as a result. But it's easy to slide too far down that slope and lose sight of why you actually enjoy playing something.
@@kenallsop7502 This was what got me to finally permanently quit World of Warcraft after playing it on and off for years. I realized that the only part I enjoyed was the story and that had stopped being good years ago but the need for “getting bigger numbers” kept me coming back even though I got nothing out of it
@@juanbarrios1211 I’m sorry but I just can’t spare any +2’s at the moment. I spent all of mine on a new cannon. Unfortunately I wasn’t able to afford a ball for it, though.
The r/frugal joke goes is so funny because I finished high school a few years after the global financial crisis and had to write economics papers about how a major contributing factor to the crisis was consumer confidence i.e. how much people are willing to spend on consumer goods and we're at GFC levels now, it still causes inflation because the CEOs see waning profits and say well I see an easy solution here and simply raise the price.
People saying no to people in Britain doing Latin are wrong. It's not overly common but you can choose it at a fair amount of schools and it's often mandatory at private schools. There's actually a big political fallout just now as the labour government want to remove it from grammar schools (public schools that you need to test to get into)
56:01 So many people answered milk to the question "what's the most thrown out item in the fridge." I can count on one hand the number of times I or my family have had to throw out milk in 30 years. Are we just milk addicts or something? Is it all the chai? I genuinely would've answered milk for *least* thrown out item! Lettuce/greens are probably the truth for me.
I took two years of Latin in high school, and my parents were definitely not rich. However, it was a private Catholic school (in the US), and I did have to work there during my summers to help pay tuition. And that's all I have to say about that.
1:09:29 @librarian do you think it would be possible for you to somehow pause the relevant message for more than 1 frame before it goes into the shredder? Or at least don't start the cut 0.05 seconds before it reaches the top of the stack please
Battery hand warmers are sick especially if you do outside work or activities a bunch of it gets freezing freezing cold it’s hard to go out but they actually will keep your hands actively warm
The chatter who said "so every German has a rich parent?" regarding learning Latin in school is middle, maybe upper-middle class from western Germany with a humanities degree (or still working on it). Prove me wrong, flyingsenti!
I was very poor as a kid but live in a relatively rich city. The high school had a Latin course and I chose it over Spanish and French. 4 years and almost nothing retained.
I wonder if the daycare gamer dad knows NL was one of the reasons behind Balatro taking off thanks to Ryan playing all the betas and demos and glazing them (deservedly so).
Librarian do you have the old NLSS clip where they do a bit about a Seinfeld episode where George made a bad deal with Jabba the Hut? I would love to see that one again.
@@jake9107 "No I don't think he's going to play it." Or. "Maybe he will, he mentioned it a couple times." If those are your only two options, what would you pick?
@@TaylorL4664 The first, because not to be rude but I see no world where he plays it. He has mentioned League a few times as well but the chances of him playing it are also about 0%.
1:24:23 I would love to hear NL talk to ChilledChaos about holo cards. I don’t think it would be good for either of them, but it would be entertaining.
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I love how his Hawk Tuah impression is just Mater from Cars
Mater was voiced by Haley. So it's spot on?
I love when NL references a thing twice, and now i have to see the unfunniest people on youtube parrot it for months in librarian youtube comments
We are librarian guys, of course we're the unfunniest people on TH-cam?
Skill issue for reading YT comments
Bring back original commenters, refuse engagement with stale jokes
this copypasta again smdh
@@Materialist39Sucking My Dick Hard?? You're sick...
4:45 that poor fool got banned for 138 days LMAO
That's an Aris-sized ban
@@skydivide6993 I'm still perma'd for asking him to play julia. years later I realize it was deserved lulW
this is the stream of weirdly large amounts of time- his ass out here talking about the 479001600 days of christmas
yeah, the instant he said 12 million, I was like "that's a bit longer than you think buddy". I always remember that 100k seconds is around a day, 1 million seconds is around 11.5 days, and 1 billion seconds is around 35 years.
what did that helpless pleb even say?
Ya ever notice how the bit and banters for the bazaars have been getting longer?
The egg is cooking too hard on gameplay, makes the +2s rarer
He's beginning to believe
Makes sense, the more he plays the game the less he has to think/talk about mechanics, opening the door to let the spice flow.
NL saying he could go infinite mode on walking is so funny, like no shit man you're a human, it's what we do
I walk, Gorfeld, it's what I do
I walk and I know things
25:34 me when my buddies ask me to do my best angry elephant impression
i was like 3 months into therapy, just made a doc appointment for SSRI's, just about to sign up for an interviewing workshop, and then i started watching northernlion clips
so we're all just living the same life huh
Keep slaying queen
im going to bed y'all
To the moon yall 😄
49:24 I also had this same revelation like 3 years ago, and I haven't really had any way to put my own thoughts out into the world, so I'm just gonna say it in this comment that no one will read.
I was playing hypixel skyblock, and I had a period of time where I was really focused on making a lot of money per hour. And then one day, after getting my divan armour maxed out, I realised that even though dillo mining is like 3x faster than jade mining, I couldn't maintain that mental state for even nearly as long, and I was actually making less money overall, because I needed to take so many breaks. That then got me into the thought process of deciding what I should optimise for. Instead of optimising for coins per hour, I moved to optimising for total amount of coins I can earn without destroying my mental. Eventually that led me to the realisation that what I should really be optimising for is neither of those, and instead I should be optimising for enjoyment.
But I also realised that there are exceptions. Like factorio. For obvious reasons.
The final part of my awakening was the first time I heard NL refer to video games as toys. Because if you're not a literal professional, they really are just toys.
+2. Sometimes optimizing can be a big part of the enjoyment, but the moment where it supplants the enjoyment you start to lose your way.
A slightly unfun moment can be worth it if you have more fun afterwards as a result. But it's easy to slide too far down that slope and lose sight of why you actually enjoy playing something.
@@kenallsop7502 This was what got me to finally permanently quit World of Warcraft after playing it on and off for years. I realized that the only part I enjoyed was the story and that had stopped being good years ago but the need for “getting bigger numbers” kept me coming back even though I got nothing out of it
chiblee having a tv show on his "letterboxd 4 favorite films" list is so chiblee
I swear the only downside that NL talks about for the poop sandwich is that it might make you ill. Buddy that's the least of my concerns.
ringo ate my baby
Peace and blood yall, am sending you this message of me eating my breakfast with peace and love.
0:21 nope. Poor parents, poor school. My options were French, Spanish, or Latin. I opted for Latin cause it sounded coolest. It was pretty cool.
36:09 I got jumpscared as an almost 31-year-old engineer living in Madison, WI
My condolences
a software engineer isn't an engineer, epic systems boy.
@@gabeh.4297💀
The phrase "my GOAT broke her silence" just 2 minutes in has sent me to the moon.
nl always checking the bald bits, call him the balders gate
…Say that again
The 479,001,600 days of Christmas
25:32 when the heffalump spots you and tries to scare you into surrendering your posessions
we're cooked guys of course we're "uploaded 13 seconds ago"
im on the 2 views 1 minute ago dudemang we cooked
+2 in this economy?
@@juanbarrios1211 I’m sorry but I just can’t spare any +2’s at the moment. I spent all of mine on a new cannon. Unfortunately I wasn’t able to afford a ball for it, though.
listening to this on my gramophone, jolly good show as always!
28:35 my mom asked for a deed to a platinum mine for Christmas as a joke, so we went on eBay and found one for cheap and got it for her.
3:41 missed a perfect opportunity to say "The wild Ringo ate my baby!"
BRISBANE MENTIONED RAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
the title made me crack up way more than it should have
Y'all think Librarian will do a boymoder arc?
without a doubt yes
The r/frugal joke goes is so funny because I finished high school a few years after the global financial crisis and had to write economics papers about how a major contributing factor to the crisis was consumer confidence i.e. how much people are willing to spend on consumer goods and we're at GFC levels now, it still causes inflation because the CEOs see waning profits and say well I see an easy solution here and simply raise the price.
6:20 “fine fine don’t move the clamera” +2
Am I going crazy? I feel like half these bits were already posted in another bits and banter?
see: WE HAVE REACHED PEAK HYSTERIA
We’re pangrea guys of course meteor happend
I always listen to these videos to the end. I wish all of the end segments were in one video.
People saying no to people in Britain doing Latin are wrong. It's not overly common but you can choose it at a fair amount of schools and it's often mandatory at private schools. There's actually a big political fallout just now as the labour government want to remove it from grammar schools (public schools that you need to test to get into)
Word, I'm not rich im just catholic
@@bludcell2640 word im not rich or catholic i just went to a school
@@rannnoch not catholic, blocked and reported
@@bludcell2640 please no I have a celtic shirt at home you can't do this to me
56:01 So many people answered milk to the question "what's the most thrown out item in the fridge." I can count on one hand the number of times I or my family have had to throw out milk in 30 years. Are we just milk addicts or something? Is it all the chai? I genuinely would've answered milk for *least* thrown out item! Lettuce/greens are probably the truth for me.
o cool you can use asterisks for bolding in youtube comments now
If you're not a consistent milk user I don't see it being that uncommon that it expires. My most thrown out item is stock due to this.
NL saying "pangrea" is sending me
I took two years of Latin in high school, and my parents were definitely not rich. However, it was a private Catholic school (in the US), and I did have to work there during my summers to help pay tuition. And that's all I have to say about that.
1:09:29 @librarian do you think it would be possible for you to somehow pause the relevant message for more than 1 frame before it goes into the shredder?
Or at least don't start the cut 0.05 seconds before it reaches the top of the stack please
its visible for like 3 seconds come on brother
@@KavsLockedOutthe top of the message disappears in less than 1 second from the timestamp
@@Archimedes.5000 skill issue I fear
Battery hand warmers are sick especially if you do outside work or activities a bunch of it gets freezing freezing cold it’s hard to go out but they actually will keep your hands actively warm
apollo going craaazy in that twitch sings at the end
Anyone else listen to the entire Centerfold cover at the end? It has me transfixed.
I love hearing NL roast my comment at the first second of the Stream (i'm naturiano on Twitch)
The chatter who said "so every German has a rich parent?" regarding learning Latin in school is middle, maybe upper-middle class from western Germany with a humanities degree (or still working on it). Prove me wrong, flyingsenti!
I was very poor as a kid but live in a relatively rich city. The high school had a Latin course and I chose it over Spanish and French. 4 years and almost nothing retained.
this one got me chuckling ty librarian
"whats the game youve spent the most time in" mfs when i tell them oldschool runescape has literally never been better than today:
I wonder if the daycare gamer dad knows NL was one of the reasons behind Balatro taking off thanks to Ryan playing all the betas and demos and glazing them (deservedly so).
1:08:00 It quite literally is an excuse. There's a reason why a lot of crimes require lawyers to prove intent and knowledge.
nah but meteor happened gotta be the best brainrot out there
OUNNNGHHH I CRASHED MY FLYING MACHINE ICANT
1:28:26 "my wife is like a video game" +2 chatter
Librarian do you have the old NLSS clip where they do a bit about a Seinfeld episode where George made a bad deal with Jabba the Hut? I would love to see that one again.
Never mind I found it lmao th-cam.com/video/Tw1zrz8QICU/w-d-xo.html
20:25 HES TALKING ABOUT MEE
Fauna retired
Well... She is shape shifting out of holo
that's true many people are saying this
No more fauna? But now the flora will take over!
@@pannnella her old vt acc woken up, name is lemonleaf
@@xSh0uTx i dont watch her or any vtubers really but thanks for the update
1:18:12 that's not the right image :-(
0:30 bro I went to public school and took it for an easy A ????? literally only the medical kids used it after everyone took it to mess around.
0:17 you can also be taught it because you’re a traditionalist catholic
25:32 my computer when i turn on red dead redemption
Chop the green onions, throw them in a container, and put it in the freezer. They freeze incredibly well.
i fucking love kitchenconfidential i've been there for so long
Are we guys? I dunno I'm questioning my gender identity rn
Genuinely concerned sometimes about NL's ability to do math. 5*60*60 is definitely not 12M😂
You get latin in many a hichschool across Europe.
chili crisp doesnt need to be refrigerated
just wanted to let everyone know
39:17 It's over Solow fans-we're sliding down TFP curve with this one....
"stop calling it x"~ denial, bargaining
Wouldn't 12 days of Christmas be (12*11)/2 days not 12! days?
This marriage bit is goin on for a while :/
How do you wet a water bed? It's already wet.
latin was a just there in public highschool in my regular medium american town
1:05:51 "she's Goebbels not Hitler"
1:06:28 manfraud von karma
we're early y'all
1:13:49 "Me when I..."
PoE player here. What are the chances you guys think he'll play PoE 2?
have u ever seen egg play an action rpg?
No, I don't watch the stream. It sounds like he's not going to? Looking for an answer not an argument.
@@TaylorL4664 if you think my response is trying to illicit an argument then i feel bad for you.
@@jake9107 "No I don't think he's going to play it." Or. "Maybe he will, he mentioned it a couple times." If those are your only two options, what would you pick?
@@TaylorL4664 The first, because not to be rude but I see no world where he plays it. He has mentioned League a few times as well but the chances of him playing it are also about 0%.
0:20 erm I just went to a catholic school brother
1:24:23 I would love to hear NL talk to ChilledChaos about holo cards. I don’t think it would be good for either of them, but it would be entertaining.
we're fricking dads, of course they turned we game
Sup Librarian
we're bald guys, of course we can't have doordash because we have glorp in the fridge
Spamming the same joke 3 times isn’t gonna make if funnier, dude
@ :(
You are watching the king of “spam a joke until it’s funny”. After all, we’re guys
meteor happens
41:06 Activision be like
I learned Latin and ancient Greek in middle school, it was a charter school, we were very much still poor lol
@@magicaljellyfish bro got to read Dionysius in his original tongue and live like him too
we're meteor guys, of course we happens
+12000000