Skyrim Swords Ranked Worst To Best

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  • @Gamer-cr4wv
    @Gamer-cr4wv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2381

    Umm wooden sword is like the best its a masterpiece of world design and quality

    • @rjbarker2465
      @rjbarker2465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      "Ignore."
      -OP

    • @1XXL1
      @1XXL1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      No sarcasm, it actually looks quite nice...

    • @omegabet3912
      @omegabet3912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I like the sound it makes.

    • @golovinmaestro287
      @golovinmaestro287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hi, there was a video on my channel about how I make a steel sword from Skyrim with my own hands

    • @flawless_Cowboy
      @flawless_Cowboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I understand it's a joke, but it's not a good one.

  • @blindbat1970
    @blindbat1970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    I completely forgot about how Miraak just carries around a lurker’s c*ck and insists it’s a sword

    • @themightytrainthurnax6613
      @themightytrainthurnax6613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      I have learned... That there is such a thing... As too much... information...

    • @eldrileka1652
      @eldrileka1652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@themightytrainthurnax6613 I love the reference

    • @kylelopez7631
      @kylelopez7631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What.....the......fuck

    • @goose4781
      @goose4781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@kylelopez7631 now imagine that thought when swinging Miraak's sword in first person :)
      also, Miraaks sword :)

    • @dewyeet9630
      @dewyeet9630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You got paid no money to write this comment yet you still did.

  • @darakin5172
    @darakin5172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +968

    A small disagreement i have, you keep pointing out the massive pommel on the Greatswords saying its too big and distracting, and i cant agree with it. The reason the pommel has to be big is cause its a big sword, and swords need a counter weight or else it will be off balance and you cant wield it nearly as effectively, but i agree with most your placements

    • @rainier1277
      @rainier1277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      its for ending the enemy rightly

    • @golovinmaestro287
      @golovinmaestro287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hi, there was a video on my channel about how I make a steel sword from Skyrim with my own hands

    • @alphariusomegaon9017
      @alphariusomegaon9017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Same with the wrap on the steal gs my man's doesn't want anything realistic on his swords

    • @KingNedya
      @KingNedya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@alphariusomegaon9017 Same with all the jagged edges on the deadric swords; it does look cool, I'll give it that, but the moment I imagine trying to actually use it; it just doesn't work. Plus, with Dawnbreaker, sometimes simple is better; for instance, one of my favorite real-life swords is the jian, which has a simple, straight blade and overall shape.

    • @johnc6158
      @johnc6158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@rainier1277 I understood that reference

  • @fifikmostecky5382
    @fifikmostecky5382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    Might have heard that already, but the leather something on steel greatsword is actualy a real thing, that was used. You can grab it there to have better leverage for more powerful strikes. Not a hate, just some facts

    • @papachewy6329
      @papachewy6329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Moyai Drip same. It’s based off the zweihänder which is one of my favorite swords.

    • @zackarychristian9489
      @zackarychristian9489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I would like it if it was utilized, but with the character always holding into the end hilt the sword seems unbalanced.

    • @SirConto
      @SirConto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And knowing that makes me absolutely hate the nordic greatsword that the video ranks as number one. Because if you actually tried to using that wrapping the way it's intended, you'd have to be careful not to stab your own hands with the spikes they put on the bottom hilt.

    • @caimanaraujo479
      @caimanaraujo479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Considering that would give you less length for leverage, I don't think it would increase power. It would increase precision, tho!

  • @liambhagan9239
    @liambhagan9239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    He's finally giving the wife a break from making videos

    • @Appa281
      @Appa281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You mean his actress?

    • @yourteacher1005
      @yourteacher1005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Appa281 please stay away from woman

    • @Appa281
      @Appa281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You know what joke means?

    • @yourteacher1005
      @yourteacher1005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Appa281 your relationships?

    • @Appa281
      @Appa281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bro, chill out

  • @RefinedHalo5
    @RefinedHalo5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    As a man who is watching this in the Dollar General break room, the scimitar is even too cheap looking for us

  • @Knuckles2761
    @Knuckles2761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    Next - alchemy ingredients Worst to Best.

    • @longbrowgaming2772
      @longbrowgaming2772  3 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      …… I’m scared to even try that

    • @SchlopFlopper
      @SchlopFlopper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Them hawk parts are any Dawngard playthrough’s best friend.

    • @_JTC357
      @_JTC357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      We all know the jarrin root will rank best, but you can only get one in any play through (if you don’t duplicate it)

    • @astrofish6163
      @astrofish6163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@_JTC357 but if you get 30 crimson nirnroot you can make 2 poisons if you save before crafting

    • @Knuckles2761
      @Knuckles2761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@longbrowgaming2772 troll caves then. They are much more diverse than taverns.

  • @mattsherman4964
    @mattsherman4964 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    There’s actually a lot of historical swords that have a ring pommel like that and I think it actually looks pretty sweet

  • @lucaspickles4551
    @lucaspickles4551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Guard Might Get Nervous When A Woman Approaches With Her Weapon Drawn..

  • @haripadagangaram8326
    @haripadagangaram8326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Seeing as ypu don't know, the leather strap in the greatswords aren't just for design, you are supposed to hold them with 2 hands one hand on each handle, ans thrust your enemy, which was done in Mediaeval times against armoured opponents

    • @minstrel9806
      @minstrel9806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As a long time medieval weaponry fan, i only realized it now.
      So basically it's just a way to make half-swording easier and less dangerous?

    • @jamessauls9994
      @jamessauls9994 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@minstrel9806 not exactly, you can grip a sharp sword no problem with a good grip, that becomes even easier with say gloves on. Some would be made to not be sharp at the end for the sake of half swording or wasn't very sharp to begin with. I'm no expert but I do know for a fact having a better hold on the weapon with your hands farther apart would help far better, specially for trying to pierce armor. The design for Skyrim was thoughtful but overall I still wouldnt even use it and go for the blade instead. I find it strange how games these days have basic weapons inspired by the real world but then they have full on fantasy weapons that you can't help but laugh at. I find daedric stuff to be so cartoon looking and not badass even in the slightest. Same for dragon stuff although I do like the look of Dragon weapons

    • @BingoBoi2
      @BingoBoi2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This! I'm glad someone else understands why it's there!

    • @diegopugaquintanilla4344
      @diegopugaquintanilla4344 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@minstrel9806 yeah, pretty much

    • @3L5Ancho
      @3L5Ancho 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You*

  • @KLUSTERIZER
    @KLUSTERIZER 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Dragonbone greatsword looks great to me. I don't mind the ring pommel at all. I actually prefer it over the more obnoxious ones.

    • @spacejesus6581
      @spacejesus6581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think he forgot that just because a weapon exists doesn't mean it's always in someone's hands, sometimes you gotta hang it up
      Imagine just having a coat rack of greatswords

    • @TheFirstCurse1
      @TheFirstCurse1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah I love the ring that the Dragonbone weapons have. It totally completes the look.

  • @mosespray4510
    @mosespray4510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I loved your Falmer sword commentary. Everything Falmer is like venereal warts mixed with bug parts, then sprayed with a rattle can.

  • @RoosterDog0712
    @RoosterDog0712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    You should rank all the daedric artifacts

    • @zetto3093
      @zetto3093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wabbajack number 1

    • @pearsemolloy9656
      @pearsemolloy9656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@zetto3093 I barely ever use it I just toss it into a display case right away

    • @Skibidislgma
      @Skibidislgma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pearsemolloy9656 i use it for memes

    • @golovinmaestro287
      @golovinmaestro287 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi, there was a video on my channel about how I make a steel sword from Skyrim with my own hands

    • @nikolamiladinovic8518
      @nikolamiladinovic8518 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pearsemolloy9656 lmfao i did that literally a day ago

  • @supergenius6256
    @supergenius6256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    My personal favorite is the nightingale blade, the hilt just looks great, the blade looks a bit simple, but sometimes simple is better, though I wish there was more of a divide, seems like an awkward diamond if you look at it from top-to-bottom, still a great looking blade, it's up there with dawnbreaker imo.

    • @cracdealer9007
      @cracdealer9007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dunno man, I mean, not to sound like a keyboard warrior, but think about how heavy that sword would be as a one handed weapon. That big "cross guard" would probably weigh at least 5 pounds, the average one handed sword weighing about that or less. Now, I know that it's probably some fancy metal that that has no weight, but personally, I wouldn't use it. Also, because the guard is round, your opponent's blade might slip down and cut your hand. However, it does look pretty cool aesthetics wise.

  • @leevonrobinson7166
    @leevonrobinson7166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Love the fact it’s 2021 and we are still getting Skyrim videos as I just got back into again game never gets old

  • @connorbrooks6956
    @connorbrooks6956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    idk if anyone has said this yet but you forgot (my person favorite sword) Chilrend. It is basically a glass sword that is more blue and I am here for it.

    • @bigw725
      @bigw725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      plus it emits like a frosty steam like dry ice

    • @maborg609
      @maborg609 ปีที่แล้ว

      My favorite to

    • @Heavenlystubble
      @Heavenlystubble 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That belongs to someone

  • @Smirving
    @Smirving 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Next Video - Ranking Gurads Worst To Best

    • @aarolek7748
      @aarolek7748 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @pearsemolloy9656
      @pearsemolloy9656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Everyone knows the Whiterun Guards would be number one they’re iconic AF lol

    • @justinfarmer7460
      @justinfarmer7460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pearsemolloy9656 I like how the Solitude guards mix light and heavy armor.

    • @Skibidislgma
      @Skibidislgma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pearsemolloy9656 looks like somebody stole your sweet roll, also. No lolygaggin

    • @mfspectacular
      @mfspectacular 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The ones with scaled armor vs that quilted leather automatically go into the top 5

  • @zacharymcvicker5820
    @zacharymcvicker5820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Regarding the Steel Greatsword, the leather portion you said you didn't understand has a fairly strong basis in Medieval European two handed blades. A secondary grip higher up on the blade adds to your control of it, and this was, based off my understanding, most prominently seen in the German zweihandr

  • @samiar18
    @samiar18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Gotta agree nightingale blade is one of the best both in power and design.

  • @aname5078
    @aname5078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I think a lot of people will disagree with you on the scimitar. But I agree with you, the sword looks like what a guy who knows nothing about Arabic culture other than watching Aladdin once made this sword.

  • @wallywallace2184
    @wallywallace2184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Elves just love their birds." Well, yeah. Their patron deity is a bird. Or at least, the high elves view Auri-El as a bird.

    • @jackmelton5777
      @jackmelton5777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and there's some elder scrolls lore i didn't know

  • @danielfarfudinov3193
    @danielfarfudinov3193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The leather on the GS is there to hold on to when thrusting, and the pointy bits is the secondary crossguard. Basically - it's a zweihander. Look it up, it looks pretty much identical.

  • @donwild50
    @donwild50 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The Steel Greatsword has that leather band because it's covering the portion of many swords known as the "ricasso." It's the part of the blade closest to the hilt and usually in front of the guard, often unsharpened and covered with metal or leather so the wielder can grasp the blade with his other hand at that point to increase the power of a thrust or cut. And it's not sharpened because unless you're wearing metal gauntlets...well, you would cut your hand. And it's also a straight rip off of the sword Schwarzenegger used in the Conan movies.

  • @turkeytime9589
    @turkeytime9589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I agree, Harkon's sword looks cool but it's quite bad in terms of stats ngl

    • @lunaria7067
      @lunaria7067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      just use mods lol
      **runs away**

    • @golovinmaestro287
      @golovinmaestro287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi, there was a video on my channel about how I make a steel sword from Skyrim with my own hands

    • @sigmazeta2044
      @sigmazeta2044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Finishes the entire Dawnguard questline, gets a sickass katana from the final enemy, damage is pretty much equal to Steel Damage and enchantments are minor at best

    • @collincaperton6718
      @collincaperton6718 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sigmazeta2044 and will only you work if your a vampire so it's useless unless you sided with the vampires

    • @LawlessNate
      @LawlessNate 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you're min-maxing then any equipment, including weapons, can be made to be completely overpowered.

  • @donwild50
    @donwild50 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The Deadric swords look like someone stuck a sawblade on a handle. Doing a thrust with this blade would be stopped about halfway through because it has that extra prong...which might give you another stabby spot, but would also keep the blade from getting much deeper. Plus the hilt has freaking spines on it...Basic Rule...don't cover the hilt of the sword with metal razors. You could hurt yourself.

  • @JonasRosado
    @JonasRosado 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The leather strap on the steel GS isn't random. It's there so you can use it to make more powerful swings in exchange for some reach. Basically you can grab the blade for more leverage

    • @gabriel_nadal
      @gabriel_nadal ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, real greatswords like the montante, spadone and Zweihänder had that spot that was dull, too.

  • @TheJazzy7
    @TheJazzy7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Does this dude even like, know anything about Skyrim? If he did, he would know that the wooden sword is actually a masterpiece in world-building design.

  • @ded2thaworld963
    @ded2thaworld963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I wanna know who actually used a wooden sword as their first...it’s practically impossible 😂

    • @justinfarmer7460
      @justinfarmer7460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      The "thunk" sound it makes when hitting enemies makes me chuckle a little.

    • @SaraphDarklaw
      @SaraphDarklaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      MittenSquad did a playthrough beating Skyrim with only a wooden sword.

    • @shanevanorder2644
      @shanevanorder2644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The sword master dude in the game of thrones that got killed by the other guy with a real sword

    • @elliotlikesdinos
      @elliotlikesdinos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SaraphDarklaw I was looking for this comment

    • @samuelhaverghast2442
      @samuelhaverghast2442 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      put a fire enchantment on it or shock enchantment for funnies

  • @maki49574
    @maki49574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Iron sword, eh? What are you fighting, butterflies?

  • @mitchelturner7793
    @mitchelturner7793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the loop at the end of the dragonbone swords is so that you can tie it to yourself so that if its dropped in the mud its not lost, historically a lot of swords have it

  • @jibbily27
    @jibbily27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "from a distance, if you run your eyes in sand it actually looks kinda good"

  • @dustinlocke7693
    @dustinlocke7693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    There is one sword he had forgotten.
    In the switch version of Skyrim, you can obtain the master sword in a few ways. (Easiest finding a slightly hidden chest at the throat of the world.)

    • @williamblazkowicz5587
      @williamblazkowicz5587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also forgot DragonsBane. (Next to blades armor)

    • @Slender_Man_186
      @Slender_Man_186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@williamblazkowicz5587 the Akaviri Sword, Blades Sword, Balar’s Oathblade, and the Dragon’s Bane are all the same appearance wise.

    • @MemeFlavoredJam
      @MemeFlavoredJam 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Slender_Man_186Dragonbane has a little electricity effect around the blade

    • @Slender_Man_186
      @Slender_Man_186 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MemeFlavoredJam that’s just the enchantment, you could throw a shock enchantment on the Blade or Akiviri swords to get the same appearance.

  • @chewygad7899
    @chewygad7899 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So basically the less practical the sword…the more you like it. Fine.

  • @bellystraw
    @bellystraw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Personally I love the shape of the iron greatsword. Sure the iron weapon texture is rough and kinda basic but it has all the qualities of a bangin greatsword
    edit: You LIKE the ebony sword? It looks like a sharpened noodle? The nordic greatsword is at NR.1? That's just bogus

    • @adept7497
      @adept7497 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad that also based people are in the chat. The Iron/steel swords look pretty good. Ebony/daedric swords? Uh! Forget it. They don't even count as swords for me.

  • @AK-Drakoin
    @AK-Drakoin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love Miirak’s sword so much and it’s colors are more vibrant appearing when you are in first pov

    • @leonrussell9607
      @leonrussell9607 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Miraaks sword is just a lurkers cock

  • @nickboon1235
    @nickboon1235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ngl the fact that the wooden sword looks so much like the steel sword is pretty cool, almost as if the parents of skyrim want their sons to grab a real one later

    • @robbiesmith6033
      @robbiesmith6033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well it can be given to adopted children

  • @thesovietdrugdealer.7166
    @thesovietdrugdealer.7166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bro. Please keep uploading. This makes my day.

  • @Spuggky45
    @Spuggky45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's totally cool to disagree. We are humans, and we all have our own opinions. So therefore I hope no one gets mad when I say I disagree and I believe that the orcish greatsword and the iron sword both look dope. Especially the iron sword. It looks like a real combat weapon, capable of piercing armor, what with the way it tapers sharply to a point instead of being blunt on the end like some weapons (looking at you, steel sword). But hey, we can all have our own opinions. Still another great video. Loved it!

  • @1XXL1
    @1XXL1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I recently started playing Skyrim and I like your videos! :D

  • @birisuandrei1551
    @birisuandrei1551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:55 while the leather strap doesn't look that good, that's actually a historically accurate design for a great sword, its meant to allow the user to grip the sword closer to the blade if necessary.

  • @eclong462
    @eclong462 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:30 fucking thank you, love seeing a well structured video about skyrim that goes deeper than "uhh top 10 weapons best ones are bound bow and mace of molag!"

  • @cracdealer9007
    @cracdealer9007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Being someone who hates thicc boi swords, I have to download mods to be able to not cringe when I play Skyrim.

    • @waynepurcell6058
      @waynepurcell6058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Skyrim is almost unplayable to me without Vaultman30's Armor Extended armor and weapon replacers. That mod replaces 90% of the vanilla garbage in the game, or at least it did until the anniversary update. Now it replaces about 75%. I guess the bulk of the new CC material was put together by Warcraft fans. Maybe a patch will be created soon that allows Vaultman's mod to overwrite that crap.

    • @cracdealer9007
      @cracdealer9007 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@waynepurcell6058 Hmm, I've never heard of that mod, but I use nordwall's medieval armor and weapons overhaul. It really just makes skyrim feel more immersive, but I just wish that it covered orcish and elven, because those are the worst ones.

    • @gloweye
      @gloweye 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I love Leanwolf's better shaped weapons myself. But yeah, a mod to decentify the weapons is basically required.

  • @MrAwesomedude96
    @MrAwesomedude96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Only reason I like the Iron sword is because it looks more like an Ulfberht sword that a viking would use, making it fairly immersive with a Nord character

    • @galilean2023
      @galilean2023 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same for me lol

  • @e.schroeder474
    @e.schroeder474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is an old video, but, the leather strap on the steel gs is actually part of real swordfighting using greatswords! it's something you can grab onto for "half-swording," where you literally end up only using half the sword for greater maneuverability. easier technique to do if you're not worried about slicing your hand open

  • @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901
    @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:52 Actually, those ring pommels are likely based on Irish swords, since ring pommels were really common on them back then.

  • @HeronWolf
    @HeronWolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:56 I live in South Carolina and that’s still one of the most southern things I’ve every heard in my life

  • @kaylaorr9601
    @kaylaorr9601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favourite is always the bloodskal blade because you don’t need to be right next to the enemy to strike them

  • @jamesestrada7921
    @jamesestrada7921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Worst to best hold symbols (the ones on the shields)

  • @ProcyonDei
    @ProcyonDei 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sword: *has somewhat realistic features*
    Longbrow Gaming: "And I took that personally."

  • @whitelinez378
    @whitelinez378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ngl this is where yours and my opinions differ the most ngl, but I suppose the most likely reason is because I have grown to like some of the ones that are more realistic. eg. i love dragonbone and despise daedric. Great video boss, keep em comin, always great to hear what everyone else has to say

  • @tjjusttj3
    @tjjusttj3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yo you fr make some funny and easy to understand content Idk why you got no uploads recently I could watch this structure with any game fr

  • @ItatsuMagnatsa
    @ItatsuMagnatsa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Other than it being an Aesthetic Design, the Pommel on some of those Swords and Great Swords actually have Multiple Purposes, such as a Counter Weight to Balance the Weight of the Sword. To look Flashy. And can actually be used as a WEAPON itself dealing Blunt Force Trauma or Blunt Damage. So Before you decide you don't like a Huge Ball or a Pointy Bottom Part on a Sword or Great Sword, try thinking about how they Functioned and how they were Used as an Extension of the Lethality of the Weapon, making it slightly more Multipurpose in Combat.
    Did you know that Historically Soldiers would Hold a Sword by the Blade and Swing it like a War Hammer? Yes, it's True.
    Also you should look into HEMA, Historical European Martial Arts. It can teach you a lot.

  • @alexandrupohata9235
    @alexandrupohata9235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I think it's impossible to make this kind of video without everyone disagreeing with you. It's a very subjective topic. For me the list almost goes backwards, my favorite is the iron sword (i love the proportions and texture and the hilt makes sense) second is dragonbone and on last place are the daedric weapons (they look exactly like the swords i would draw as a kid and considered cool)

    • @fransthefox9682
      @fransthefox9682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The iron sword's handle is too skinny and the two sides of the pommel would poke your hand, making it uncomfortable.

    • @alexandrupohata9235
      @alexandrupohata9235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fransthefox9682 i'm not arguing with that, i don't know anything about weapons so you're probably right

    • @fransthefox9682
      @fransthefox9682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alexandrupohata9235 I can recommend some channels of people who are enthusiasts and/or experts on such weapons. They can make their educational videos entertaining too.

  • @MoriSpangi
    @MoriSpangi 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    THANK YOU for noticing that the ebony sword is half handle, it weirds me out and I am thankful that I am not the only one to notice it

  • @OsamonGaming
    @OsamonGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "It's just a straight line" my brother it's a sword

  • @DylonBridson
    @DylonBridson 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "A guard might get nervous, a woman approaches with her weapon drawn."

  • @jasonhughes8986
    @jasonhughes8986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The ebony greatsword is actually my preferred greatsword. It just feels like something a huge samurai villain would use. But I am the the guy that has an enchanted ancient Nordic pickaxe named Chaoporphyrous, so....................I'm a nerd.

  • @arfrostbyte245
    @arfrostbyte245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the designs of the nordic sword and gs but my HUGE complaint with them is that they, for some reason, decided not to give the blades any depth for the model and just slap a 1 pixel wide jpeg on each side of them so they look like you're swinging around a piece of paper taped to a hilt. Totally ruins them for me. The other nordic weapons look sick, though.

  • @charizardfan1017
    @charizardfan1017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly, I think the Ancient Nord Sword being black like tar makes it better imo
    But that may just be me being biased cause it's the sword I used for like my entire first playthrough until I got the 2 swords from the imperial questline, and even then I would exchange them from time to time when their enchantments ran out

  • @Torthrodhel
    @Torthrodhel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like your buttpaddle rankings, and hey, it was a nice touch throwing one or two swords in the mix as well! :P

  • @deadindustries2713
    @deadindustries2713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Not critiquing the video, I just wanted to say I think that leather strap on the steel great sword is for half swording, a technique that allowed weapons to better penatrate armour.

  • @noblenowell6355
    @noblenowell6355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The ring on the dragon bone swords is called a pommel and is used to help balance the sword in your hand.

    • @wrenkall3966
      @wrenkall3966 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @FilthySewerRat I mean those types of ring pommels weren’t entirely uncommon

    • @041mikey
      @041mikey 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @FilthySewerRat it does look good though, its entirely subjective

  • @ItsAtakan24
    @ItsAtakan24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like rankings. Especially your rankings.

  • @diegovalverde5080
    @diegovalverde5080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Rank the different traps throughout skyrim

  • @RainOn2SunnyDay
    @RainOn2SunnyDay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i loved the nightingale blade when i first saw it but over time it just look like a plastic toy of a real blade that was enlarged

  • @Arbiterwithbirdsss
    @Arbiterwithbirdsss 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bloodskal is such a beatiful Blade!
    Alright, I will venture to Skyrim again, I'll beware of arrows in the knee.

  • @jelger6842
    @jelger6842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'd like to see the guild questlines ranked

  • @JacobBite
    @JacobBite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Rank all named dragons.

    • @iceblade019
      @iceblade019 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it’s probably gonna be hard to make depending on whether to rank them aesthetically.

    • @pearsemolloy9656
      @pearsemolloy9656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Odahviing would be number 1 for me he looks sick and I think he might be the only red dragon in the game if I remember right so that makes him really unique.

    • @iceblade019
      @iceblade019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pearsemolloy9656 Same for me, that colour scheme is sick

    • @justinfarmer7460
      @justinfarmer7460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pearsemolloy9656 Odahviing and Durnehviir are my all-time favorites.

    • @Skibidislgma
      @Skibidislgma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I really like psarthunex for basically the reason of his tusk thats been broken off, also. Hes MARIO MY GUY

  • @georgioslucasfilmos2001
    @georgioslucasfilmos2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "wHaT aBoUt ThE bOuNd SwOrD!"

  • @maverickloggins5470
    @maverickloggins5470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember I made an extremely stealth focused character once, I really wanted shadow warrior so I basically had 100 sneak before reaching 40 in any combat skill. I got so pissed with random encounters becoming boss battles that I did the fortify alchemy loop and made an iron dagger called Longinus that did something like a million damage. Kinda took the fun out of that playthrough but it was initially pretty funny oneshotting anything with that little butter knife

    • @christinaedwards5084
      @christinaedwards5084 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Personally, I’d of just linked stealth with alchemy. Alchemy can do everything. Even boost dagger damage if you use fortify archery potions. (Ah, gotta love bad coding)
      Poisons ignore armour, weakness to poison on a bow, followed by two hits of lingering damage health daggers. Everything dies!
      Or paralysis lasting a few minutes. And just go ham levelling that one-handed skill.
      As an assassin character you can completely ignore the left side of the sneak tree.
      Wearing clothing (I like hooded monk robes) or the un-armoured dark brotherhood robes or ciceros clothes will make you
      A) completely silent as no armour penalty
      B) move lightning fast. Keep daggers sheathed and un-sheath them when you want to rush an enemy. (Doesn’t work with spells in hand)

  • @obseed3041
    @obseed3041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Today I learned that staves is the plural form of staff smh
    I always wondered what staves were because I thought staff was just staffs in plural. I thought I was missing a whole class of weapons but no...I've been hoarding them just like I do with potions all this time.

  • @jamesh4616
    @jamesh4616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I was always a fan of the scimitar visually.

  • @samuelhaverghast2442
    @samuelhaverghast2442 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    a bit of an explanation of the Ancient Nord swords, and why they are so dark, they have been lying in a tomb, filled with damp and mold for 1000s of years, and that causes problems for a metal object, the Nordic Hero swords, are basically you restoring the sword the way it was when it forged in ancient times, or at least close enough, I think the handle probably had a leather finish like the basic Steel Sword has, only one tomb has these blades in mint condition, Volunruud.. the rest have decayed along with their owners for 1000s of years till you, took them to the Skyforge and reforged them

  • @mompernl
    @mompernl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best: leveling enchanting, destruction and smithing to 100. Then, head over to the place with stalhrim and do the quest where you get Ahzidal’s armor cause it ups enchanting. Then, go to Miraks temple and go through it until you get a stalhrim sword with the chaos enchantment, and disenchant it. Then do the quest where you unlock creating stalhrim gear. You also need to find and enchanter’s elixir and blacksmith elixir. Then, you make a stalhrim weapon of your choice after taking the blacksmith elixir. Then upgrade it fully. Next, wear ahzidals armor and drink the enchanter’s elixir and enchant it with chaos enchantment and frost damage. Boom.
    Explanation:
    Ahzidals armor ups power when enchanting. You need to up enchanting to make it more powerful and get the perk that lets you put two enchantments on gear. You need to up destruction to get the perks that up frost, Fire and lightning on enchantments and make them more powerful. You need to up smithing to get the ebony smithing perk that lets you create stalhrim weapons and get it to 100 to make smithing more powerful. Upgrading alone takes 3 hrs for smithing, which I did by duping materials and making like 2000 daggers. It takes 1 hour for upping enchanting which I did by duping soul gems and enchanting the daggers. Destruction was a horribly painful process, where I used lightning on my horse and waiting when it got on low health, for 5 to six hours.
    Why you need a stalhrim weapon:
    First of all, the chaos damage enchantment gives a 50% chance for fire, frost and lightning to INDIVIDUALLY do about 200 damage, if you did everything above. If you’re lucky, you’all do 600 damage and if you have average luck do 200-400 damage from the enchantment alone. This combined with the base damage and the frost enchantment is INSANELY freaking powerful, but it gets better. See, stalhrim weapons increase any frost enchantment placed on them, meaning the frost damage enchantment will be increased. BUT, the sword, because it’s upping the frost damage, ups the chaos damage as well. It is astounding. This took me about a real life month, to level up and complete all the quests needed, but keep in mind I wasn’t just doing Skyrim the whole time. Do this and immediately become a god. I learned this from a TH-cam video, but thought I’d share it here as well along with how long it took. Thanks for reading :)
    Edit: you could probably get the weapon faster than it took me to type this
    Edit 2: I’m terrible at spelling made up places and people, my bad
    Final edit: once you get this done, you can repeat it basically indefinitely. I created a basic sword, the Quodiinyol blade, the Ninronaaz bow, and the sulveyzeem dagger because of what their names mean in the dragon tongue.

    • @jeremiahjohns5258
      @jeremiahjohns5258 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you're gonna make an effort you might as well go all out and use alchemy, smithing enchantments, and the black book buff too.

  • @driplightyear125
    @driplightyear125 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nightingale Blade is a piece of ART. A literal Masterpiece. PEAK sword design you hear me?

  • @_The_Journey
    @_The_Journey 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The goat with another ranked video !!??🐐

  • @MyArchive930
    @MyArchive930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think you might have forgotten Chillrend.

    • @longbrowgaming2772
      @longbrowgaming2772  3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s the glass sword model. Sorry that I didn’t clarify :)

    • @matt4048
      @matt4048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@longbrowgaming2772 Chillrend is a unique shade of blue instead of the default green - but yeah it's pretty much the same.

    • @louishodgson5939
      @louishodgson5939 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah that sword looks like it's made of razor think ice

    • @MyArchive930
      @MyArchive930 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@longbrowgaming2772 No you’re fine, don’t worry about it.

    • @valerwolf255
      @valerwolf255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chillrend is actually one of the strongest swords in the game if you get the highest leveled version of it.

  • @Ngormanphotography
    @Ngormanphotography 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The katanas/akiviri are meant to look like that. They are supposed to have small blades to be lighter

  • @Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh_________
    @Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh_________ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Never have I ever seen a more controversial list

  • @djm6683
    @djm6683 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bruh “its too simple it sucks” and then “i love how simple it is, its a great blade” lmao

  • @GoblinNiz
    @GoblinNiz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The orcish greatsword should be at the bottom, it looks like it would shatter as soon as it hit anything harder than oak wood

  • @youshouldgetamotorbike8892
    @youshouldgetamotorbike8892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:37 bro… I’m sorry but if you’re taste is the daedric and not the good tier designs of the steel and iron swords… bro I’m sorry but it’s not even an opinion you’re just wrong

  • @cjproducedthis
    @cjproducedthis 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Also well done you put the best effort bro

  • @TaoistSwordsman
    @TaoistSwordsman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What's with the hate towards the ring pommel on dragon bone swords? Greatly resembles irish ring hilt.
    Also, I find it interesting how you draw comparisons to the bloodskal blade and the macuahuitl, when personally the forsworn swords appear to clearly draw inspiration from crudely crafted aztec macuahuitls.
    Be a little more open minded to the designs!

  • @brandonearley1427
    @brandonearley1427 ปีที่แล้ว

    Honestly the forsworn sword is one of my favorites design wise it looks so cool in my opinion

  • @JH-kh4dk
    @JH-kh4dk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    do some of your favoutire modded swords or armours. Maybe a kettle of fish you don't want to open tbf

  • @obsidian-nl5nb
    @obsidian-nl5nb 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like this underrated dude

  • @KILLSWITCH14FP69
    @KILLSWITCH14FP69 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fun fact that H on harkons sword is actually mologbals face which makes it a great thing to weild in conjunction with mologbals mace

  • @GladstnJones
    @GladstnJones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love how all the practical, and somewhat functional swords scored the lowest

  • @ryanparker1952
    @ryanparker1952 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dope Vid, gotta sub!

  • @samfish2550
    @samfish2550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In all fairness the falmer sword's defense I'm pretty sure that the grossness is a feature, not a bug.... Axe is still the only falmer weapon I like though because it actually looks like repurposed chiten.

  • @kamixakadio2441
    @kamixakadio2441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just realized after finishing the video, The Blades sword isn't on this list, or the Unique variants of it like Bolar's Oathblade or Dragonbane.

    • @TCGChris
      @TCGChris 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think they all come under the akaviri section

    • @kamixakadio2441
      @kamixakadio2441 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TCGChris Yes they do, but None of them were shown in the video, meaning he didn't review the akaviri sword at all

    • @TCGChris
      @TCGChris 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kamixakadio2441 he said at the start of the video that if any swords have the same/similar designs that they’d all be counted as 1 entry. That’s why you also didn’t see chillrend as it’s just a glass sword with a different name. The blades sword and dragonbane are just akaviri swords with different names

    • @kamixakadio2441
      @kamixakadio2441 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TCGChris Yes, but he didnt include the Blades sword model at all in the video. Not a single variant of it. There are 0 entries for the blades sword design in the video

    • @kamixakadio2441
      @kamixakadio2441 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TCGChris Ok nvm, i rewatched and didn't notice the first time that he placed Akaviri on there.

  • @VIC-ds8pd
    @VIC-ds8pd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    you're the best longbrow gaming! love you brother! take care of yourself dont get burned out making these ranking videos, take a day or two per week at least to relax and get some fresh air outside maybe, God bless you! 👍

    • @VIC-ds8pd
      @VIC-ds8pd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      please rank the houses you can buy in skyrim

  • @robert-joshuamcfaddin7041
    @robert-joshuamcfaddin7041 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I know this video has been out for a while, but could you do an updated video ranking the anniversary edition swords? There's some rather cool ones there (Torment)

  • @horse_dog
    @horse_dog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    my main problem with skyrim is that almost all unique weapons and armors are outclassed by anything you can make yourself.

    • @justinfarmer7460
      @justinfarmer7460 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just like the unique effect the Bloodskal Blade has. Not all that effective, but it's pretty cool to do a power attack and hit someone with a wave of energy from a pretty good distance.

  • @WalterWild-uu1td
    @WalterWild-uu1td 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The steel Greatsword is really a hand and a half sword. That leather bit in front of the hilt is a ricasso...it's there so you can hold the hilt in your right hand and grip that part in your left and get a lot harder slash or more of a punch thrust with power. Haven't you ever watched Conan the Barbarian? Where do you think they got the idea?

  • @jennyzp6
    @jennyzp6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I use the Glass Great Sword, The stats are high and the Look is great. I may or may not find a better sword but it's this one for me, for a single hand quick swing sword I like Dawnbreaker, it's very fast and slices quick or for me it does.

  • @masonburnette207
    @masonburnette207 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nightingale sword and Dawnbreaker duel wielded is a very aesthetically pleasing setup

  • @chriskoloski32
    @chriskoloski32 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I enjoy quite a few of the pommels the swords have. Even if they're never used for weapon bashing like they should

  • @azuk4727
    @azuk4727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Duuuuude dawn breaker ranking was disappointing but otherwise great list