6:03 is so sad, and is a warning to all young women who’ve been brainwashed by today’s toxic feminism that empowers us to trade our prime years for… that. Being a delusional pseudo-work-wife-office-mom but we all know she and most of us are dying inside for the real thing. _Feminism is a muddled idea that women are free when they serve their employers but slaves when they help their husbands._
They're so sadistic that they sent to that first lady a cap and a pen with their logo printed on. Besides getting a cheap gift, you get to advertise our company for free, you corporate cattle.
I take it you don't buy branded drinks or clothes too? Or remove the badges from your car? It's the same principle, if you don't like it, bin it who cares.
@@ENFPerspectives SELL YOUR SOUL to pay the bills. Or live off grid like me and the bills are a few gallons of gasoline and $150 propane a year and $30 month for phone. THAT'S IT asides from property taxes and car stuff.
My theory: The reason these companies consistently revert people back to childhood under the guise of "team-building", is to keep them mentally (subconsciously) in a state of being told what to do and following orders...as that's exactly what you did when you were 5 years old in elementary school (the ORIGINAL workforce training institution lol) - you followed instructions, orders, and you stayed in a single-file line on your way to the lunchroom, then you got paper awards, stickers, and plastic trophies for your compliance. Companies can't just willy-nilly allow adult humans to actually start thinking they have a say, a voice, a choice, or have rights...now can they?
When I worked for the state, they did everything in their power to increase employee satisfaction other than raises. They brought in experts to talk to everyone individually and assess the situation of why employee moral was way down. They determined that instead of giving employees raises, which everyone complained about, that they would be much happier replacing the carpet and brining in brand new chairs. They never had a penny to spare on employees, but blew money on $1,000 dollar+ office chairs and new monitors.
Different budgets. It's weird and fucked up, but welcome to the world. They'd also much rather hire an external consultant for 3x your salary for years in a row, rather than add to the headcount. Apparently a $1000 raise will cost more than $2000 in bullshit "one time" expenses every year.
@@hillie47 Spot on, worked with contractors on my team who made 5x my salary. Hard when they do the same work and talk about the second house they bought when I hardly get by. I wanted to switch to contractor, but they had a one year rule where I couldn't work for them.
You gotta love it when people complain about both not having raises and sitting on shitty chairs and then they ignore both issues together. They even tried to lower my wage once.
@@hillie47 The expensive consultant is providing a service to benefit all the employees not just one so the cost is mute. It also does cost less to provide a better working environment often due to tax deductable costs. Additionally there is plenty of evidence (Google the studies) to support that just giving more money doesn't make someone work harder or better (on average, however some people do) . If you feel underpaid then you need to move jobs, your situation will very rarely get better in your current workplace if your already being taken advantage of.
@@kylekeenan3485 the external consultant in most cases provides exactly the same value to a company as when they were on board. The biggest benefit is the flexibility and depending on the times and industry also availability, but for most roles where external folks are used, there's no difference in terms of work delivered. I have no complaints about my paycheck. Moved from a consulting/external role to a salaried position. I'm my case it brought a lot of improvements.
Keep it to yourself, but I hear those brainiacs are working on some sort of electronic device(s) that can somehow allow you to.... record text and pictorial notes on software. Exciting times ahead.
Couldn't agree more. My last job was research assistant and it was the best ever. It simply asks you to finish your task then you can whenever you want. And you are alone for almost of the time.
I think that's a running theme in these videos...either a lack of self awareness at these companies, or there are people on the ground who get that it's cringe-worthy, but the company culture either makes them scared to speak up or they are just ignored. Whatever it is, it's red flag central.
I interviewed at Q2 in 2016. One interesting thing I saw in their office - one of their only amenities is green apples that you need to pay for $0.25 each because CEO / leadership didn't believe in free stuff or having anything you "didn't work for". At the time I had been unemployed for about half a year with < 1 year of working experiencing and was desperate for a job. I worked extremely hard for the technical interview and eventually lost out to a more experienced candidate. Looking back, I'm very thankful I didn't get the job.
I can't help but think that many of those people are simply bored in life, like having no real interest or hobby. When you know what you want in life it's hard to understand why they would do that but I bet for them it makes sense to have some fun / socialization (be it genuine or not).
In my personal experience at least, it's exactly like that. In my last two jobs, most of my co-workers, some of them younger than I am (I'm 32) had no hobbies or anything, just basic Netflix and stuff. I always wondered what the hell did they do with their lives before these jobs.
@@MoonOvIce it’s been like that at all my jobs- except the hobbies were dating a different person every two weeks and going out to bars every night. Seemed like a very pointless lifestyle.
Looks like some company is sending out these "welcome boxes" in mass for companies. I got almost all the same stuff with my companies branding on them when I started a couple months ago. Just add a shirt, sweats & subtract the journal lol. Even had the same color confetti.
When we went into lockdown my company sent us all coffee or tea packages. I opted for the coffee one which was one of those fancy coffee press doodads and a couple bags of coffee grinds. That's a thoughtful gift, whereas that ladies stuff was all bunk. Who even takes notes anymore, we all use our laptops now...
At the point, where she says she's "the mom" - this video has officially become the absolute saddest one I saw on your channel. This is too fucking much
This type of mentality is why so many also get sucked into mlms like lularoe, etc. So many people are followers and desperate for acceptance and head pats
I think a lot of people are bought by these "gifts" simply because they feel lonely or unworthy of the "opportunity" they were given by their employers. They don't think or want to entertain the thought of them being just another cog in the corporate machine.
Whenever we have a new starter joining now, I always send them stuff... a laptop...to do their job on. Also, sometimes, peripherals, if I get a ticket for it :) Edit: Had to skip the Q2 segment...was getting nausea Also, if I see one more of these people with their vocabulary comprised of 30% "likeeeee" and 25% "kindaaaa" , I swear.... I'm gonna flip a table
As a European, I have to remark: that your industry is weak during a deteriorating global economic enviroment where everbody will be fending for themselves.
Haha watching this is, is the same feeling when I see most videogames nowadays have an achievement for anything, "Achievement unlocked you pressed a button" Then a sticker with a golden button that says Button presser.
The main goal should be getting unbelievably good at writing sarcastic praises on LinkedIn when having to do it. The kind that always have everyone questioning them but not enough to attribute anything.
In high school my Cobol instructor and I used to come up with backhanded employment verification responses for fictitious job applicants as a running joke. "This candidate cannot receive a more positive recommendation. I cannot recommend this candidate more highly." "If I had to think back, out of all of our previous employees, this candidate was absolutely one of them. "
"We appreciate the hard work" (posts picture of the team on LinkedIn) (No raise for the next 5 years despite the increase in wealth inequality due to inflation)
I’m bewildered at the ‘let’s extend yours/our childhood!’ attitude and style that many, many employers enforce on their employees and make the job atmosphere very un-serious while DEMANDING absolute seriousness and compliance from their employees where employee behavior and work ethic are concerned. I’ve been with a few call center companies in the past couple years, they all have things in common: trying to pretend to be a fun, whimsical, family carnival full of people who ‘know how to have and work’ and ‘not take ourselves too seriously while taking ourselves extremely seriously’ while people dress up on certain days as their favorite Marvel character, Harry Potter character, Anime character and come to work, host weird at-work ‘bbq’s’ during lunch break that you have to make a donation to to get the food, paint the cafeteria area and many common areas in bright and loud primary colors and have colored furniture that is brightly colored and reminds grown adults of the colors and shapes of their kindergarten and nursery school days, have games in the cafeteria and play stations and x-boxes in the ‘quiet room’, and have a weird calendar of company culture events… It’s like, wtf are we doing here at ‘work’, and how does anyone conflate these bizarre and childish (no offense to ACTUAL adolescents meant!) actions and attitudes with seriousness, and ‘genuinely’ pretend to believe in them? I miss the call of the aughts in which things were more dull, and sucky and adult-like😂😂.
Although I've made my fair share of "warm and fuzzy" LinkedIn posts, normally if I started a role role, I fucking hate it. I do it to kiss ass and it's not ME. I fucking hate corporate and the unauthentic nature it builds.
I remember my first "big" job at a huge corporation - I was a few years out of college and left an awesome gig at a magazine company (showing my age here). They had these monthly "state of the union" presentations where they went nuts. Celebrities up on stage, all the execs getting huge cheering rounds of applause when they came out, they'd put up presentations of how the company was doing. But what struck me as odd was how "tuned in" everyone was. Everyone just eagerly sat in this massive auditorium bewildered while the CEO described his 2 month long vacation on his boat, and then the president or whoever the hell pretended to answer questions while throwing buzzwords out here and there. But people were _really_ paying attention, like hanging on every word because they just _had_ to know every detail. It was the first time I saw so many people guzzling the corporation Kool-Aid, I stepped out and stared at my phone until it was over. I didn't and still can't even fathom why anyone cares what some seriously wealthy person does in their spare time. Didn't show up for one of those ever again, that was that.
Recruiter recruiting recruiters..... recruiterception. Or a pyramid scheme. Why does that woman need to film her lengthy unpacking of her stickers btw...?
I cannot stand seeing the same decorations i saw i kindergarten in the office. What's next? A gold ⭐ sticker at the end of the day? It's always felt very condescending to me. I had to work and learn and struggle to get here and now im back in daycare? Why is this so prevalent?
Smile-talking is just so fake! She has a bright future in marketing. This nonsense reminds me of old CCP videos where they’re all self-criticising and asserting undying love for the party. To do anything else would be imprudent at best and life-changing in a very real way at the worst. To be bought for such paltry rewards is embarrassing! Most of us have an abundance of such welcoming tchotchkes in junk drawers and cupboards and they contribute nothing to real wellbeing. I’m particularly impressed by my thermos bottle that maybe holds one cup, and the leaky coffee go mug. Here’s a heretical idea - the beneficent company could perhaps instead offer a raise? Because they deserve so much more, right? 😏
The sarcasm of this channel kills me. LOL....anybody who has been in corporate or been alive long enough can laugh at this stuff at a whole other level.
Have you seen the film Office Space - it kinda reminds me of all these pathetic working environments and I love the fact that the hero rebels and gets rewarded for saying exactly what he thinks about it.
Hey buddy, Ray Ray here. Love the vid. Companies are social engineering the workforce akin to religion, schools, and dysfunctional families. Production isn’t the focus because profit isn’t real.
The last time I did a secret santa at work, I got a guy I had never worked with or met before. asked around and found out he liked Whisky so got him a more expensive whisky that I should have for a stranger (I'm a sucker for being in the Christmas spirit). I didn't receive anything from my secret santa - haven't bothered with it since.
I love when they write in their offers that they have free fruit and snacks. And of course, the "work in an Agile environment". You should have a video about this Scrum shit.
That's NOT a tumbler. Looks like a schooner (beer). Funny thing is those socks wouldn't fit me. Because the standard socks are a triple size stretch sock and I guarantee that's what they are. And I guarantee the elastic blows out in a month and they slide down inside your shoe.
My department has 17 folks with morning, mid day and the evening shifters. I was bummed when I first started working there there was hardly any pot lucks dinners/parties, birthday parties and appreciation days. But NOW 3 yrs later I am soooo glad everyone basically sticks to themselves and works and no one cares. If we do have dinner (paid by company) it's just a few people that work the same shift I do. We eat and move on from our 30 min dinner. The end.
There is something which strikes me as odd with the Q2 package. The voice is that girly "oh I'm suuuuper excited" and "wow look at this" or whatever, but the hand looks like that of an older woman, I'd guess somewhere in her 50ies.
But josh vertical filming is superior in all ways, and holding the camera gives you the 2004 shaky running cam feels that everyone loved so much that they stopped doing it
This is why companies love young grads. Many are cute, impressionable and open minded. They are like soldiers that obey orders
Not me!
Thats why military recruiters go after highschoolers
They're also pretty clueless and gullible.
Ha not me, I got fired cuz I wouldn't put up with their bs
6:03 is so sad, and is a warning to all young women who’ve been brainwashed by today’s toxic feminism that empowers us to trade our prime years for… that.
Being a delusional pseudo-work-wife-office-mom but we all know she and most of us are dying inside for the real thing.
_Feminism is a muddled idea that women are free when they serve their employers but slaves when they help their husbands._
They're so sadistic that they sent to that first lady a cap and a pen with their logo printed on. Besides getting a cheap gift, you get to advertise our company for free, you corporate cattle.
I take the labels off the stuff.
I take it you don't buy branded drinks or clothes too? Or remove the badges from your car? It's the same principle, if you don't like it, bin it who cares.
@@kylekeenan3485 I actively avoid branded items. In the case of clothes, I try to make my own.
As a grown adult I can confirm that there are some of us that do NOT buy into this trash.
Never trust “Smile Talkers” people who smile during all their words
Dude they’re just playing the game, trying to pay the bills usually. Sucks for them to have to brown nose so much.
@@ENFPerspectives SELL YOUR SOUL to pay the bills. Or live off grid like me and the bills are a few gallons of gasoline and $150 propane a year and $30 month for phone. THAT'S IT asides from property taxes and car stuff.
@@OffGridInvestor there are plenty of other jobs to work that don’t involve selling soul. Become a dentist or something
@@ENFPerspectives there ought to be a law against discriminating against people who don't smile all the time
Predators like to show their teeth to their prey
My theory: The reason these companies consistently revert people back to childhood under the guise of "team-building", is to keep them mentally (subconsciously) in a state of being told what to do and following orders...as that's exactly what you did when you were 5 years old in elementary school (the ORIGINAL workforce training institution lol) - you followed instructions, orders, and you stayed in a single-file line on your way to the lunchroom, then you got paper awards, stickers, and plastic trophies for your compliance. Companies can't just willy-nilly allow adult humans to actually start thinking they have a say, a voice, a choice, or have rights...now can they?
damn
When you put it like this…. You’re so right… Eww lol 😂
*EXACTLY THIS IS WHAT I THINK* Childification of working environment
That was a good explanation haha
Modern day cults. They want you to feel like it’s a “family” so you don’t leave.
When I worked for the state, they did everything in their power to increase employee satisfaction other than raises. They brought in experts to talk to everyone individually and assess the situation of why employee moral was way down. They determined that instead of giving employees raises, which everyone complained about, that they would be much happier replacing the carpet and brining in brand new chairs. They never had a penny to spare on employees, but blew money on $1,000 dollar+ office chairs and new monitors.
Different budgets. It's weird and fucked up, but welcome to the world. They'd also much rather hire an external consultant for 3x your salary for years in a row, rather than add to the headcount. Apparently a $1000 raise will cost more than $2000 in bullshit "one time" expenses every year.
@@hillie47 Spot on, worked with contractors on my team who made 5x my salary. Hard when they do the same work and talk about the second house they bought when I hardly get by. I wanted to switch to contractor, but they had a one year rule where I couldn't work for them.
You gotta love it when people complain about both not having raises and sitting on shitty chairs and then they ignore both issues together. They even tried to lower my wage once.
@@hillie47 The expensive consultant is providing a service to benefit all the employees not just one so the cost is mute. It also does cost less to provide a better working environment often due to tax deductable costs. Additionally there is plenty of evidence (Google the studies) to support that just giving more money doesn't make someone work harder or better (on average, however some people do) .
If you feel underpaid then you need to move jobs, your situation will very rarely get better in your current workplace if your already being taken advantage of.
@@kylekeenan3485 the external consultant in most cases provides exactly the same value to a company as when they were on board. The biggest benefit is the flexibility and depending on the times and industry also availability, but for most roles where external folks are used, there's no difference in terms of work delivered.
I have no complaints about my paycheck. Moved from a consulting/external role to a salaried position. I'm my case it brought a lot of improvements.
"oh look a notebook, for all my notes"
Josh: "yes lady that's what a notebook is for" 😂😂😂
Keep it to yourself, but I hear those brainiacs are working on some sort of electronic device(s) that can somehow allow you to.... record text and pictorial notes on software.
Exciting times ahead.
Today I like my job. I am alone in the lab, and my super-duper-introverted self is happy
The best days are when I’m one of the only people working that day
Couldn't agree more. My last job was research assistant and it was the best ever. It simply asks you to finish your task then you can whenever you want. And you are alone for almost of the time.
Oh my dream..
@donald johnson but then we will need at least 4 managers watching those two!
You luck lady , you.
How do people not find these kind of videos creepy? Everyone can see the fake smile. Why so super closeup
I think that's a running theme in these videos...either a lack of self awareness at these companies, or there are people on the ground who get that it's cringe-worthy, but the company culture either makes them scared to speak up or they are just ignored.
Whatever it is, it's red flag central.
It's dystopian
@@alex12342715 This woman looks like someone from a cult.
I can’t believe there’s people who still drink the corporate Kool Aid like this. Has COVID taught them nothing?
either survivor bias, or really grateful they got hired/retained during covid.
Fear stops them from seeking
Mindless sheep
I work at a trophy shop. I could've told you that trophy is worthless lmao
I don't work at a trophy shop and could have told you the same thing!
I don't think any other channel makes me literally LOL like yours. Thanks, Josh.
All of these "cringe boosters" have dead eyes. Tells you a lot.
I interviewed at Q2 in 2016.
One interesting thing I saw in their office - one of their only amenities is green apples that you need to pay for $0.25 each because CEO / leadership didn't believe in free stuff or having anything you "didn't work for".
At the time I had been unemployed for about half a year with < 1 year of working experiencing and was desperate for a job. I worked extremely hard for the technical interview and eventually lost out to a more experienced candidate. Looking back, I'm very thankful I didn't get the job.
I hate companies that enforce cheerful and semi family environment until you ask for raise.
Most of these companies have sacraficial staff who are forgotten a day after they leave their job for the next one. What a waste of humanity.
I can't help but think that many of those people are simply bored in life, like having no real interest or hobby.
When you know what you want in life it's hard to understand why they would do that but I bet for them it makes sense to have some fun / socialization (be it genuine or not).
In my personal experience at least, it's exactly like that. In my last two jobs, most of my co-workers, some of them younger than I am (I'm 32) had no hobbies or anything, just basic Netflix and stuff. I always wondered what the hell did they do with their lives before these jobs.
@@MoonOvIce it’s been like that at all my jobs- except the hobbies were dating a different person every two weeks and going out to bars every night. Seemed like a very pointless lifestyle.
Looks like some company is sending out these "welcome boxes" in mass for companies. I got almost all the same stuff with my companies branding on them when I started a couple months ago. Just add a shirt, sweats & subtract the journal lol. Even had the same color confetti.
5:18 that "plant" is one of the most depressing things I've ever seen!
All these "boxed" plants are succulents. Usually tiny desert plants that belong on rocky outcrops growing in the cracks.
When we went into lockdown my company sent us all coffee or tea packages. I opted for the coffee one which was one of those fancy coffee press doodads and a couple bags of coffee grinds.
That's a thoughtful gift, whereas that ladies stuff was all bunk. Who even takes notes anymore, we all use our laptops now...
Bro I like these reality checks of yours😂. It was about time someone but these LinkedIn folks on their place. Please keep it up!!!
6:06 this is not bragging, that's a plea for help behind a forced smile.
At the point, where she says she's "the mom" - this video has officially become the absolute saddest one I saw on your channel. This is too fucking much
This type of mentality is why so many also get sucked into mlms like lularoe, etc. So many people are followers and desperate for acceptance and head pats
Having worked for companies that pay you nothing, have non of this and treat you like shit. I'd rather have this, than that.
I think a lot of people are bought by these "gifts" simply because they feel lonely or unworthy of the "opportunity" they were given by their employers. They don't think or want to entertain the thought of them being just another cog in the corporate machine.
It's people like her that allow companies to continue this BS.
If she had better pay instead of a fun box she could buy all the cups she wants.
I got a tumbler and a backpack from my company after we were acquired by a larger company. They laid me off 3 months after. Thanks company! lol
cant believe how excited she was about getting a tumbler and stickers, that is what everyone gets when u start at office
Whenever we have a new starter joining now, I always send them stuff... a laptop...to do their job on.
Also, sometimes, peripherals, if I get a ticket for it :)
Edit: Had to skip the Q2 segment...was getting nausea
Also, if I see one more of these people with their vocabulary comprised of 30% "likeeeee" and 25% "kindaaaa" , I swear.... I'm gonna flip a table
As a European, I have to remark: that your industry is weak during a deteriorating global economic enviroment where everbody will be fending for themselves.
They gave her more stuff to throw away than they actually gave her and she's all pumped LOL
I take my new hire box to the office and put it in my desk drawer to never be seen again. Maybe the next person who has my job will enjoy it.
Haha watching this is, is the same feeling when I see most videogames nowadays have an achievement for anything, "Achievement unlocked you pressed a button" Then a sticker with a golden button that says Button presser.
The main goal should be getting unbelievably good at writing sarcastic praises on LinkedIn when having to do it.
The kind that always have everyone questioning them but not enough to attribute anything.
In high school my Cobol instructor and I used to come up with backhanded employment verification responses for fictitious job applicants as a running joke.
"This candidate cannot receive a more positive recommendation. I cannot recommend this candidate more highly."
"If I had to think back, out of all of our previous employees, this candidate was absolutely one of them. "
@@PhilLesh69 ha!
@@PhilLesh69 lol, that's great
This is absolutely depressing
"We appreciate the hard work" (posts picture of the team on LinkedIn)
(No raise for the next 5 years despite the increase in wealth inequality due to inflation)
I’m bewildered at the ‘let’s extend yours/our childhood!’ attitude and style that many, many employers enforce on their employees and make the job atmosphere very un-serious while DEMANDING absolute seriousness and compliance from their employees where employee behavior and work ethic are concerned. I’ve been with a few call center companies in the past couple years, they all have things in common: trying to pretend to be a fun, whimsical, family carnival full of people who ‘know how to have and work’ and ‘not take ourselves too seriously while taking ourselves extremely seriously’ while people dress up on certain days as their favorite Marvel character, Harry Potter character, Anime character and come to work, host weird at-work ‘bbq’s’ during lunch break that you have to make a donation to to get the food, paint the cafeteria area and many common areas in bright and loud primary colors and have colored furniture that is brightly colored and reminds grown adults of the colors and shapes of their kindergarten and nursery school days, have games in the cafeteria and play stations and x-boxes in the ‘quiet room’, and have a weird calendar of company culture events… It’s like, wtf are we doing here at ‘work’, and how does anyone conflate these bizarre and childish (no offense to ACTUAL adolescents meant!) actions and attitudes with seriousness, and ‘genuinely’ pretend to believe in them? I miss the call of the aughts in which things were more dull, and sucky and adult-like😂😂.
As if unboxing videos weren't cringe enough, now there's corporate tchotchke unboxing lol
That second one was definitely posting that as a sycophantic flex.
"you deserve more than this little gift"
Of all the meaningless crap to give grown adults, stickers might be the worst. Why do HR people love stickers so much?
It's infantile.
6:34 Amazing that someone could have NO hobbies and no life outside of their company. That's nothing to brag about.
Still waiting for the recruiter to bring up the health insurance, no smoothy for me. ...
Getting really creative with these thumbnails Josh.
Tim got Friendship from someone he doesn't even know who it is because... it's secret santa. You can't make this shit up.
Probably the fat chick who loves him. It did say love secret santa. He's gonna get attacked and pinned against the photocopier by some hippo.
Sounds like he has someone's undying love too.
Although I've made my fair share of "warm and fuzzy" LinkedIn posts, normally if I started a role role, I fucking hate it. I do it to kiss ass and it's not ME. I fucking hate corporate and the unauthentic nature it builds.
I remember my first "big" job at a huge corporation - I was a few years out of college and left an awesome gig at a magazine company (showing my age here). They had these monthly "state of the union" presentations where they went nuts. Celebrities up on stage, all the execs getting huge cheering rounds of applause when they came out, they'd put up presentations of how the company was doing. But what struck me as odd was how "tuned in" everyone was.
Everyone just eagerly sat in this massive auditorium bewildered while the CEO described his 2 month long vacation on his boat, and then the president or whoever the hell pretended to answer questions while throwing buzzwords out here and there. But people were _really_ paying attention, like hanging on every word because they just _had_ to know every detail. It was the first time I saw so many people guzzling the corporation Kool-Aid, I stepped out and stared at my phone until it was over. I didn't and still can't even fathom why anyone cares what some seriously wealthy person does in their spare time.
Didn't show up for one of those ever again, that was that.
this is actually terrifying. i love stickers but i’d rather get a nice amount an hour vs getting a swag bag (box???) as my welcoming into a company.
"Talent acquisition" 🤣🤣🤣
Ya, um I’m gonna need you to come in this Saturday. This might be your first day but um I’m gonna need those TPS reports.
Mike Judge tried to warn us with "Office Space"
I am happy that corporate is so cringe, I enjoy so much watching the bullshit unearthed
Recruiter recruiting recruiters..... recruiterception. Or a pyramid scheme.
Why does that woman need to film her lengthy unpacking of her stickers btw...?
The first blond chick has eyes so wide apart she looks like Admiral Akbar!
I cannot stand seeing the same decorations i saw i kindergarten in the office.
What's next? A gold ⭐ sticker at the end of the day?
It's always felt very condescending to me.
I had to work and learn and struggle to get here and now im back in daycare?
Why is this so prevalent?
Look at those empty eyes of the recruiter. Run. Away. Far. Away.
Smile-talking is just so fake! She has a bright future in marketing. This nonsense reminds me of old CCP videos where they’re all self-criticising and asserting undying love for the party. To do anything else would be imprudent at best and life-changing in a very real way at the worst. To be bought for such paltry rewards is embarrassing! Most of us have an abundance of such welcoming tchotchkes in junk drawers and cupboards and they contribute nothing to real wellbeing. I’m particularly impressed by my thermos bottle that maybe holds one cup, and the leaky coffee go mug.
Here’s a heretical idea - the beneficent company could perhaps instead offer a raise? Because they deserve so much more, right? 😏
I say it alot and i mean it when i say
"Pizza Parties Are Fantastic"
"If we were in fucking Kindergarten"
Her tone in the unboxing sounded sarcastic or forced, like even she knew it was lame but felt obligated to hype it.
There is sadness in her eyes
Everyone has the same branded cup, meaning that everyone has the chance to pickup someone else's cup. Delicious.
Thanks for the video.
7:16 ...American company... 100% of the employees from India !!!
I'd see that Q2 welcome pack and never show up on the first day
You should make a video on MLM companys
I thought microphone was painted partially in white XD. And slowly i understood that this is just light hitting microphone
Bruh, if windows are a selling point to a job, fucking run away.
Your impressions crack me up
The sarcasm of this channel kills me. LOL....anybody who has been in corporate or been alive long enough can laugh at this stuff at a whole other level.
Hat, we control what you think, socks, we control where you go
2:24 my company have me a tiny cupcake. with the new logo. I placed it in multiple clear containers. It still intact. That was 7 years ago.
Q2... where you're hired in Q1, and gone by Q2
Ah amateurish. Look at my company. They sent me the first week my redundancy note only as they move my team's work offshore...
Imagine advertising your job with windows and a restroom😂
Thank God , my company package got stolen by porch pirates.
Have you seen the film Office Space - it kinda reminds me of all these pathetic working environments and I love the fact that the hero rebels and gets rewarded for saying exactly what he thinks about it.
it was my life
@@JoshuaFluke1 you have those tps reports Josh? They were due on monday.thatd be great.sips coffee.
@@charlebrownga yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
"A pen! Hello"
Lol, your sarcasm is the best.
These people can't even use their phones right to take professional looking videos...as if it's easier to hold your phone upright like that
Hey buddy, Ray Ray here. Love the vid. Companies are social engineering the workforce akin to religion, schools, and dysfunctional families. Production isn’t the focus because profit isn’t real.
These videos are hilarious, but man they stress me out help get me out of this cubicle please help i'm trapped let me out
If you don't hate your job too much you win
0:29 Please do more if that Big head commenter impression. Funny as hell bro.
The last time I did a secret santa at work, I got a guy I had never worked with or met before.
asked around and found out he liked Whisky so got him a more expensive whisky that I should have for a stranger (I'm a sucker for being in the Christmas spirit).
I didn't receive anything from my secret santa - haven't bothered with it since.
I love when they write in their offers that they have free fruit and snacks.
And of course, the "work in an Agile environment". You should have a video about this Scrum shit.
5:00 I know some people that geniuely want to be back in the office because they want to get away from their kids
Now I feel bad for having tumblers from my previous jobs 😭
I have teaspoons from my old job. I stole them from the break room.
@@josequins9099 Nice one. I didn't steal them I got them as presents.
That's NOT a tumbler. Looks like a schooner (beer). Funny thing is those socks wouldn't fit me. Because the standard socks are a triple size stretch sock and I guarantee that's what they are. And I guarantee the elastic blows out in a month and they slide down inside your shoe.
It seems she made her mom unbox it, because if you look at her hands they seem too old.
My department has 17 folks with morning, mid day and the evening shifters. I was bummed when I first started working there there was hardly any pot lucks dinners/parties, birthday parties and appreciation days. But NOW 3 yrs later I am soooo glad everyone basically sticks to themselves and works and no one cares. If we do have dinner (paid by company) it's just a few people that work the same shift I do. We eat and move on from our 30 min dinner. The end.
Do these people not know how to use Amazon or go to Walmart? Bruh, just pay me and I'll buy whatever TF I want.
I love water.... I love the sun...
Sounds like someone in captivity tbh
lots of perks, but for sure, no dental plan at that recruiter place
High-key cringe, a job is a place you suffer 9-5 to afford to live a life.
There is something which strikes me as odd with the Q2 package. The voice is that girly "oh I'm suuuuper excited" and "wow look at this" or whatever, but the hand looks like that of an older woman, I'd guess somewhere in her 50ies.
1:20 Big open windows so you can see the prison blocks
3:33😊 😂
3:57 👵🏻
Freelance is a lot better then job
But josh vertical filming is superior in all ways, and holding the camera gives you the 2004 shaky running cam feels that everyone loved so much that they stopped doing it
Did you see in the group photo that not one person was smiling? Not. One.