I'll never forget the game of SS13 CM where the only fight took place on the bridge. We were finally making a little headway breaking through their heavy defenses and then they do it. They trigger the orbital strike. They forgot to offset. Orbital bombardment lands dead center of the entire military force. Those who survive are all stuck on the ground as we rampage leaving them no hope of survival. All caused by the guy on the orbital computer forgetting to set a single offset number which would have caused it to land directly on the advancing alien force.
Oh shit I remember this round. I was "Jewish Santa" and I gave the clown a lethal injection syringe, the bartender a scatter laser (Which I bororwed to kill a grinch in a metagang), and you got booze because that was the best thing I had in the bag.
yea if i was the atmos technician i would basicly run in do smart foam with mod suit, reset the gasses turn off lazer thingy and get new nitrogen in, wuala job well done
@@Troxonater personally i as a greytider just rush getting spare id, both laser guns from hos and cap and i grab their lockers too and hide them in a base in maint
The heads are like super-versions of that job, The CE is a super engineer The HOP is a super-make-everything The HOS is a super-seccie The CMO is a super medic And the captain is a super staff assistant. (note: QM is not a head. change my mind)
The QM is a head, but the lowest one. Cargo is an invaluable department that needs its own boss, and the HoP and sec can fuck off about cargo not ordering guns. Molon labe. Don't tread on me.
Random assistant knowing more than all of engineering combined is classic ss13, and makes me proud.
The tide contains a wealth of knowledge
In space station 13, the biggest threat is indeed an incompetent crew
I'll never forget the game of SS13 CM where the only fight took place on the bridge. We were finally making a little headway breaking through their heavy defenses and then they do it. They trigger the orbital strike. They forgot to offset. Orbital bombardment lands dead center of the entire military force. Those who survive are all stuck on the ground as we rampage leaving them no hope of survival. All caused by the guy on the orbital computer forgetting to set a single offset number which would have caused it to land directly on the advancing alien force.
A true captain knows there's a time and a place to give your ID too an assistant.
A true commenter knows there’s a time and a place to use “to” instead of “too”.
Oh shit I remember this round. I was "Jewish Santa" and I gave the clown a lethal injection syringe, the bartender a scatter laser (Which I bororwed to kill a grinch in a metagang), and you got booze because that was the best thing I had in the bag.
All engineering had to do was turn off the shooty laser guns and put a air thingy magig and it fixes the plasma fire
yea if i was the atmos technician i would basicly run in do smart foam with mod suit, reset the gasses turn off lazer thingy and get new nitrogen in, wuala job well done
Noble work from a noble captain.
At least he tried his best
Imagine not taking the antique laser gun
That's only for unrobust captains
@@Troxonater personally i as a greytider just rush getting spare id, both laser guns from hos and cap and i grab their lockers too and hide them in a base in maint
"The emergency shuttle has been called"
The heads are like super-versions of that job,
The CE is a super engineer
The HOP is a super-make-everything
The HOS is a super-seccie
The CMO is a super medic
And the captain is a super staff assistant.
(note: QM is not a head. change my mind)
The QM is a head, but the lowest one. Cargo is an invaluable department that needs its own boss, and the HoP and sec can fuck off about cargo not ordering guns. Molon labe. Don't tread on me.
qm is a super-ghost\observer\antag\self antag
Qm is super revolter
chernobyl found footage
It wouldnt be ss13 if the reactor isnt melting down within 3 minutes of the match starting.
that SM sure as shit was not reading 3 Roentgens.
That escalated quickly, haha!
i remember this round, i stole santas sleigh but got the sleigh stolen back immidiently
Hey i think I remember this round you got put into an mmi and i brought you to cc to say hello to the admiral (with a bioweapon spray of course)
Correct, I cut out the mmi part though because it was pretty boring to watch.
@@Troxonater well... it`s not
oh hey new trox video awesome
who the FUCK called the shuttle?!
Liked and subbed, nice vid
this so epick like serial of Chernobyl.
2:33 reminds me of in space with markiplier
whats this station? it got funky chat box indicators
/TG/ Sybil I think, might have been Manuel
@@Troxonater it was sybil, i remember the round and see static names
Truly pathetic engineering