A lot of people seem to be hearing "I don't really encourage" when I said "I thoroughly encourage". And I do thoroughly encourage! - here's Andrew's channel: th-cam.com/channels/7iYFAjO74XmecXzSmT07tQ.html
"Back in the day when we were allowedto travel" Ah yes, decades ago when people used to go outside. Wait a minute let me just google what's outside like.
'Why does he have such a extraordinary small crack on his foot' He had us in the first half Edit: I never had this many likes you people lifted my fragile ego
@@morganbisdorf9638 In the story of David and Goliath, David kills Goliath with a sling, which is just a bit of fabric and string you can use to hurl a rock at something really hard. So the joke is that he basically threw a rock at him.
"Back in the days you were allowed to travel" lol very true. Also, I have to say that these videos are so well done and are good things to watch during these times.
Great video! Reminds me of the time when someone attacked Who's Afraid of Red , Yellow and Blue III by Barnett Newman. It's considered one of the biggest murders in art history. When the painting was acquired by the Stedelijk in Amsterdam, it genuinely made people angry. That was the effect the huge, almost entirely red canvas had on people. In 1986, the painting was attacked with a Stanley knive by a mentally ill person. He made four long, horizontal cuts and four shorter vertical cuts in the canvas. After it was attacked, naturally the painting had to be restored. After long consideration, it was send to Daniel Goldreyer in the US. He knew Barnett Newman and apparently was the only one who knew how to restore the work. Four years and a million guilders later, the painting returned to Amsterdam. But people saw right away that something was wrong. The beautiful suptle nuances in the colours that made the work stand out, were gone. Apparently, Goldreyer used house paint and a roller to paint over the work! Who's Afraid of Red, Yellow and Blue III was murdered again. This time, for forever. At the moment, we don't have the techniques to undo the damage done to the painting. Hopefully, the work can be restored to it's former glory in the future.
Amazing video! Never noticed those rather subtle damages! I love how you put so much work into such a short video! Chris you have such a unique approach to TH-cam, I never thought I would find a channel as good at yours! Very Original! Well done!
Hey Chris, I know you will probably never see this but I want you to know who much I love your TH-cam channel It has made me so happy watching you videos, and when a new one comes out I am filled with joy. Keep making Videos because you are making me and many others, very very happy 😃
I don’t know why people genuinely see masterpieces that people have spent countless hours on and think “Yeah, imma go destroy it.” Being somewhat of an Artist myself, it really annoys me when I draw something and someone senselessly draws on it by the time I return.
@@yayaskyrim493 Let me rephrase that then, I don’t think people should be allowed to create art over other people’s art without their permission. In other words, vandalism is wrong.
For those who *do* wonder why David's... Uhm, appendage is so small (and why those of men portrayed in other works of art are, too): in antiquity, it was believed that men who were 'well-endowed' were stupid and influenced in a greater way by their base urges and instincts, making them almost animalistic. This is why satyrs are often (if not always!) depicted with a much larger... Thing. A small one was seen as a sign of wisdom, intelligence, and self-control! Michelangelo and other artists during the Renaissance were obviously influenced by Classical Greek and Roman art, and so they adopted and continued this tradition.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
I Just Realized that Almost Every word at 4:06 started with a V! The amount of detail is insane, and my respect for Chris just went impossibly higher! I also cannot wait to see the new Kitten!
Can I just say how funny & enjoyable Chris’s videos are? :D I always learn something interesting & sometimes share them with my [Online learning] class when the topics come up.
This sort of thing has always been happening. In ancient Greece, a guy named Herostratus burned down a temple of Artemis just because he wanted to be remembered for something after he died, even if that thing happened to be a pointless act of vandalism. Unfortunately, it worked. Maybe I shouldn't be sharing this fact around.
One time I was in a Terraria building server, i had some friends in a faction, and we built an amazing spawn island. It was massive and detailed, we spent hours on it. Only a short while later, we found someone with only bare Solar armor (you could get items using a /i command, and he didn't care about looking nice) mashing away the build we spent such a long time working on. We were furious. Once other people on the server noticed what he was doing though, they joined in on the verbal attack in chat, (he had PvP off) and talking about how nice the island was. It even got to the point where everyone on the server was attacking him, and eventually, he left the server. Sadly though, he had destroyed the spawn island in it's entirety at that point, so we had to rebuild it. I've never understood why some people just destroy the hard work of others, imagine such a sad, pitiful existence where the only way you can find joy is taking the joy from other people.
Also the night watch in the Dutch museum Het Rijks Museum in Amsterdam, the painting got stabbed with an knife and damaging acid was grown on i also two pieces of the left side and right side were cut of so that it could fit in between a doorway (this one was done by the people who the painting was made for). Recently they’ve put the painting in a glass box to protect it and restoratie it. It’s sad that people need to destroy something beautiful.
I actually had a Banksy 10 mins from my home. It was the child labour Banksy on the side of poundland in Wood Green. It was scolped off in 2012 and sold illigaly in Miami for $1000000. After sparking public refuge, it was returned to the UK and sold in Wales. Sombody (believed to be Banksy himself) added a rat with a sign reading "why?" On the place where the painting originally was and it Is still up there today.
0:26 Anyone with a dirty mind like mine would be able to fill in the blanks here, “Why does he have such an extraordinary small _____” Is it just me? 😳
1:58 couldn't they at least smoothen the rough edge a bit? it would be much less noticable tho i understand they might be scared trying to do anything to the staute
if banksy had artistic integrity, he’d recognise “vandalism” as an inherent part of his medium of choice and embrace it as the next natural stage in the work’s life cycle.
He does, he has commented on how he likes vandalism and has vandalised his own work on multiple occasions. He mocks those who preciously protect his art works for monetary selfishness
He himself isn't the one installing those ridiculous protection measures, it's the state and officials who completely miss the point of his work and couldn't wrap their heads around art being openly available for everyone
Idk about any of these from history because im not a history fan but 2 of my family is And thank you for letting me know about this and i love your channel
A lot of people seem to be hearing "I don't really encourage" when I said "I thoroughly encourage". And I do thoroughly encourage! - here's Andrew's channel: th-cam.com/channels/7iYFAjO74XmecXzSmT07tQ.html
Well, I don't believe you.
Sure thing.
Also please explain how tom hanks said goodie bye.
it's so uncanny how it sounds like both, just dependant on which one you are thinking of
I heard thoroughly
Hi chris
‘Why does he have such an extraordinarily small crack on his foot’... not where I expected that question to go...
Oh God
Same. It's a bit small.
I think we were all expecting something else lol
Yes. Let’s not talk about that...
We all know the real thing that's small there
"Back in the day when we were allowedto travel"
Ah yes, decades ago when people used to go outside. Wait a minute let me just google what's outside like.
Sorry I don't know what travelling is
Thanks for liking the comment 👍
LOL 😂
🤣
"Back in my day, We travelled Alot but then it came"
Grandson: "What came grampa"
"The corona virus"
"For every builder, there is a griefer"
- FitMC from 2b2t
Ah yes, a man of quality.
@Cringeyness Expressway AHAAA but it's a quote, thus meaning it only has meaning in other videos and not in the channel itself!
The oldest anarchy server in minecraft
I don’t think the reason overlap of viewers between the channels is that big lmao
Ahh yes
'Why does he have such a extraordinary small crack on his foot'
He had us in the first half
Edit: I never had this many likes you people lifted my fragile ego
Not gonna lie
Not gowanna lie
"Such an extraordinarily small... crackonhisfoot?"
Ngl
Not gonna lie
Why does he have such a tiny...
Me: *Chris, no!*
Crack in his foot?!
lol
lol made me laugh. Don’t know why tho
Same
lol 😆
Looool
When Chris uploads something in black cutting mat , you better know it's something from Europe 😅
You found that on his insta
@@produde8668 i saw it too 😂
@@produde8668 I commented it on Instagram .lol
Mostly Italian ones
Isn’t the UK, where he lives, in Europe?
Why would someone want to throw a precious cup of tea at a painting???🤣
yummy tea
*UK entered the chat*
@@danibelu6306 🤣
@@txtp yep very yummy
Let her have a sip
Chris: mentions port Talbot, a place I live near
Me: cool
Chris: it is well known for being polluted
Lol
*rip*
"I'm not pointing any Fingers, but this guy's got a history of throwing things".
Ok, that got a chuckle from this theology graduate. 🤣
I dont get it? Can you explain it please
Well if Mona didn't hit him with a hammer he wouldn't have thrown a stone at her :).
@@morganbisdorf9638 In the story of David and Goliath, David kills Goliath with a sling, which is just a bit of fabric and string you can use to hurl a rock at something really hard. So the joke is that he basically threw a rock at him.
My mom often says "Some people are only happy when everyone else is miserable."
Your mom is a very wise woman
@@zealousdoggo Nah she was just jealous she wasn't the one making everyone else miserable. XD
@@BabyShenanigans lol 😂
David, the statue Squidward accidentally created and gave all the credit to a janitor
naturally.
Squidward didn't sculpt it,Spongebob did...accidentally
Avery the Cuban-American dude you have a comment on like every video I watch 😂. Guess we both have good taste.
Bro
Jakub Pociecha yep
3:32
*This man went all the way to the moon for this video*
🤣🤣
oh my gouli he actuallly did
I’m smell a whoosh coming soon
@@Cody864 ok i will do it
@@simonbox5687 i was forced sorry
R/wooosh
"Back in the days you were allowed to travel" lol very true. Also, I have to say that these videos are so well done and are good things to watch during these times.
Great video! Reminds me of the time when someone attacked Who's Afraid of Red , Yellow and Blue III by Barnett Newman. It's considered one of the biggest murders in art history. When the painting was acquired by the Stedelijk in Amsterdam, it genuinely made people angry. That was the effect the huge, almost entirely red canvas had on people. In 1986, the painting was attacked with a Stanley knive by a mentally ill person. He made four long, horizontal cuts and four shorter vertical cuts in the canvas. After it was attacked, naturally the painting had to be restored. After long consideration, it was send to Daniel Goldreyer in the US. He knew Barnett Newman and apparently was the only one who knew how to restore the work. Four years and a million guilders later, the painting returned to Amsterdam. But people saw right away that something was wrong. The beautiful suptle nuances in the colours that made the work stand out, were gone. Apparently, Goldreyer used house paint and a roller to paint over the work! Who's Afraid of Red, Yellow and Blue III was murdered again. This time, for forever. At the moment, we don't have the techniques to undo the damage done to the painting. Hopefully, the work can be restored to it's former glory in the future.
@@yunjayakarmacharya6712 If even one person enjoyed it, it served it's purpose :)
Long comment😬
This chanel is sooooo relaxing
Chanel
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Blame it on the man in the chicken costume
69
Yeah right
Amazing video! Never noticed those rather subtle damages! I love how you put so much work into such a short video! Chris you have such a unique approach to TH-cam, I never thought I would find a channel as good at yours! Very Original! Well done!
Thanks a lot!
@@HalfAsleepChris plz put a black picture on his um how do i say this? Know what forget it
You mean his double p?
@@RandomBndn yeah
@@dericecooker wee wee
“But (shows David’s)...”
Classy Chris that was a classic
Ahaha! Classic Classy Chris
Hey Chris,
I know you will probably never see this but I want you to know who much I love your TH-cam channel
It has made me so happy watching you videos, and when a new one comes out I am filled with joy.
Keep making Videos because you are making me and many others, very very happy 😃
aaaaannndd now you are the number 2 comment (for me also not counting the pinned comment)
what the heck there is a slider bar when i hit read more
@@burgerboy_20 o.O
@@theEWDSDS uhh did you mean NOT the second One? 😕
4:31 omg i was taken aback by the timing!!! 😂👍🏻
🤣
The amount of effort that goes into your videos is astounding! That is why I and so many other people love them so much
Thank you
“Back in the days when you were still allowed to travel”
That hurt, Chris.
I don’t know why people genuinely see masterpieces that people have spent countless hours on and think “Yeah, imma go destroy it.” Being somewhat of an Artist myself, it really annoys me when I draw something and someone senselessly draws on it by the time I return.
youre literally saying: As an artist, I am allowed to make art, but others aren't
@@yayaskyrim493 Let me rephrase that then,
I don’t think people should be allowed to create art over other people’s art without their permission. In other words, vandalism is wrong.
4:32 ,nice joke Chris :)!
I like Tapirs too! :)
Yeah it was very funny
@@HalfAsleepChris i know,you inspired me to check them out and i love how cute they looook
Lol
No, it isn't funny.
0:53 when I step on the scale
When he said incredibly small: "They had us in the first half not gonna lie"
lets just say... pe- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Haven’t watched the video yet but I know it’s gonna be great!
Same!
Of course it's great! This is Chris we're talking about! Has he ever failed to disappoint us? No. Never!
It is!
“When people first see David, they might ask “why does David have such an extraordinary small..........
crack on his foot”
Not expecting that...
Lol me neither
Cool art inspiration video! Definitely a refreshing and interesting topic! Definitely the most original idea I’ve seen all day 🙌💯😎👍
For those who *do* wonder why David's... Uhm, appendage is so small (and why those of men portrayed in other works of art are, too): in antiquity, it was believed that men who were 'well-endowed' were stupid and influenced in a greater way by their base urges and instincts, making them almost animalistic. This is why satyrs are often (if not always!) depicted with a much larger... Thing. A small one was seen as a sign of wisdom, intelligence, and self-control!
Michelangelo and other artists during the Renaissance were obviously influenced by Classical Greek and Roman art, and so they adopted and continued this tradition.
Smol pp energy and big pp savegery
Wow i never thought i could vandelise something on museum
"a man who claimed to love the painting," Yoshikage Kira?
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.
I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.
I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Hi Chris! I LOVE your cat videos! Pls make more!
Couldn't agree with your conclusion more, Chris
Half-asleep Chris you make me so happy 😊 your videos are the best!
3:16 I actually live in that town and I went to see the Banksy painting with my mother
Wait, so the thumbnail is censored on TH-cam but not in school. Makes sense
I Just Realized that Almost Every word at 4:06 started with a V! The amount of detail is insane, and my respect for Chris just went impossibly higher! I also cannot wait to see the new Kitten!
Let's hope your videos never get vandalized.
yea
I love how at the start he said “back in the days when you were still aloud to travel”😂
0:17 such a beautiful angle
Might have been a year but ayo
When you said but at 4:32 that moment I spilled my hot chocolade milk because I laught very hard of that😂😂❤️
0:03 ahhh, the good old days
Can I just say how funny & enjoyable Chris’s videos are? :D
I always learn something interesting & sometimes share them with my [Online learning] class when the topics come up.
This sort of thing has always been happening. In ancient Greece, a guy named Herostratus burned down a temple of Artemis just because he wanted to be remembered for something after he died, even if that thing happened to be a pointless act of vandalism.
Unfortunately, it worked. Maybe I shouldn't be sharing this fact around.
This is a very Good Video! Very Informative! Good job Chris!!!
2:05 why did my dumb brain think, “Oh that’s from miraculous”
Hate to admit it but you're not the only one
Just found your channel. So happy I did. Love your videos.
"The most famous statue in history"
The statue of Liberty: *Am I a joke to you?*
Excellent video Chris. You are making a terrific job. Greetings from Mexico
When are you going to make the video about scottish currancy? Also great video! Well done!
One time I was in a Terraria building server, i had some friends in a faction, and we built an amazing spawn island. It was massive and detailed, we spent hours on it. Only a short while later, we found someone with only bare Solar armor (you could get items using a /i command, and he didn't care about looking nice) mashing away the build we spent such a long time working on. We were furious. Once other people on the server noticed what he was doing though, they joined in on the verbal attack in chat, (he had PvP off) and talking about how nice the island was. It even got to the point where everyone on the server was attacking him, and eventually, he left the server. Sadly though, he had destroyed the spawn island in it's entirety at that point, so we had to rebuild it. I've never understood why some people just destroy the hard work of others, imagine such a sad, pitiful existence where the only way you can find joy is taking the joy from other people.
“A man who claimed he was in love with the painting tried to cut it”
I bet he wanted the hands
Also the night watch in the Dutch museum Het Rijks Museum in Amsterdam, the painting got stabbed with an knife and damaging acid was grown on i also two pieces of the left side and right side were cut of so that it could fit in between a doorway (this one was done by the people who the painting was made for). Recently they’ve put the painting in a glass box to protect it and restoratie it. It’s sad that people need to destroy something beautiful.
He said I DON'T really encourage you to visit his channel
"Thoroughly encourage" :)
@@HalfAsleepChrisOhh ok I am hearing impaired so it sounded funny to me
no I too heard it
I heard it too
Yet again, another superb video. Good job Chris!
0:30 because he hit his finger to a couch
I actually had a Banksy 10 mins from my home. It was the child labour Banksy on the side of poundland in Wood Green. It was scolped off in 2012 and sold illigaly in Miami for $1000000. After sparking public refuge, it was returned to the UK and sold in Wales. Sombody (believed to be Banksy himself) added a rat with a sign reading "why?" On the place where the painting originally was and it Is still up there today.
Now in 2022 the Monalisa has been caked
Everyone: Stay home!
Chris: No. No, I don't think I will.
Enjoy your stuff that much had to come back and watch them again.
4:06 read the newspaper 😂
6 vs in a row
I love your videos! So special unlike other videos, especially the cat ones!
0:26
Anyone with a dirty mind like mine would be able to fill in the blanks here,
“Why does he have such an extraordinary small _____”
Is it just me? 😳
His fingers are MINUSCULE. *Wait-*
I love art sooo much that I have tried out painting, and I absolutely love it!❤️ This was such a great video!!!😁😁❤️
And I hope you, Danielle, and Ralph are all staying safe!!😊
2:41 British tea rage
my favorite video by half asleep chris
Trolls will never stop trolling and Rick will never stop rolling
my Dad used to work for Banksy (He made his website), and was the one who decided to cover that Banksy piece to stop vandalism
Thats pretty cool
3 unlikes wow someone dont like arts well i like all his stuff
1:58 couldn't they at least smoothen the rough edge a bit? it would be much less noticable
tho i understand they might be scared trying to do anything to the staute
My name is Florence. I know my name on here is differs
P.s you are great
My cat is snoring right now
U sure its not Sarah brown
The amount of effort you put into your videos is amazing
if banksy had artistic integrity, he’d recognise “vandalism” as an inherent part of his medium of choice and embrace it as the next natural stage in the work’s life cycle.
He does, he has commented on how he likes vandalism and has vandalised his own work on multiple occasions. He mocks those who preciously protect his art works for monetary selfishness
He himself isn't the one installing those ridiculous protection measures, it's the state and officials who completely miss the point of his work and couldn't wrap their heads around art being openly available for everyone
@@TheMorrigan31 "His" art. Not all art is available for everyone after all. And not all art should be.
I love your videos! Pls do more of them.
0:24 i was thinking more about the micro pp but ok
That was the joke
@@Linguineo i know, i shouldn't comment at 12am
I’ve been checking each hour t see when Chris uploads
1:30 a kid is looking at it from the left :O
Thank you Chris, great work as usual, hope your keeping safe
“But then in 1991”
Me: Yeltsin flashbacks
Good question
I love the way you pronounce italian words, it’s really funny! But you pronounce them pretty well
1:00 369 years
0:27 “he got us in the first half not gonna lie”
"Banksy, arguably the world's most famous living artist."
*I have never heard of this man before in my life.*
I laughed my heart out when you said ''back in the days when you where aloud to travel'' XD
0:25 they had us in the first half not gonna lie
“Why does have such a small..
*crack on his foot* ???
“he had us in the first half- not gonna lie.”
Can we put Chris in a brick silo to protect him?
'Why does he have such a extraordinary small crack on his foot'
Mans got me a little to hard
2:51 Bro just drink the tea
“a man who claimed to be in love with the painting cut it with a razor”
*kira’s theme intensifies*
it's just a rock 1:15
Im from Italy :) and Always go Watch David when i move out of my city
I saw the statue of David.
k
Idk about any of these from history because im not a history fan but 2 of my family is
And thank you for letting me know about this and i love your channel
hi :D
*k* *e* *h*
Ok nvm hi
Brilliant Chris, and another moggie fan, thank you, stay safe.
hello love u chris i am 4th
3rd love ur work dude 💓
Early!