This guy is so fucking awesome. The way he just smashes two long balloons together in a complete stone cold face then clasps his hands together as if he didn't just do something completely childish. It is such a great mixture.
2:41 I had to laugh a bit about my childish thinking there when tim goes honka-honka with 2 big 'balloons', but then I lost it at the huge baguette haha
I made a playlist of Tim's videos to listen to at night in order to relax and fall asleep. The content is genuinely interesting, but he has the most calming, soothing voice. I had gone through two videos, and was on the verge of falling asleep... And then this video came along. I now have insomnia, perforated eardrums,, and a fractured skull from banging my head on the wall. (Okay, not really - do not feel guilty, Tim!)
***** I use Sony Vegas, so the best I can say is that you look for the Distortion or Vibrato effects in there. I'm afraid I've never used Audacity so I know nothing about it.
The two balloons you banged together have actually been around for awhile they would always pass them out for free at my brothers high school football games (I'm in the u.s.) but they were cheap and usually popped after awhile :)
At 2.20 I thought I was watching a Carry on film! Tim massaging a large pair of balloons with a whizzing sound! Sid James should pop out at any moment saying "Caw look at those biguns!"
2:00... guys... Tim shouting at the traffic outside again... this is what happens when you give him a portable car horn! :-P no offense Tim... your too awesome to insult :-P
"GET OUTTA MY WAY" 😂
PokemonTrainer Izzy XDDDDDDDDDD
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Yeah, this guy's great.
I thought the "heh" was never going to come! What a dramatic pause.
*_Dramatic pause from the Nile._*
Ah, of course squeezing the chickens testicles are going to make it squeak.
Eat a calzone George costanza
These pretzels are making me thirsty
3:19 he realizes what he is doing with his life! haha
Declan omalley omg hahahah
This guy is so fucking awesome. The way he just smashes two long balloons together in a complete stone cold face then clasps his hands together as if he didn't just do something completely childish. It is such a great mixture.
It's got me crying in laughter, this comment.
AYO WHAT DID HE SAY
U say da f word
OI
D's baby less go
That poor chicken has a prolapsed cloaca. That Tim kept squeezing.
Heheheh
but i also heard a HORSE FART at: 1:27 and a rocket which is launching at 2:05 what freaky sounds made by bloons
*heh*
* )fk
…so he choked the chicken?
2:43
Rosen: I think you know what I mean.
+josh kirby Noice
+Epic Llama slap laughed why to hard
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+Mad Wlad way*
Epic Llama slap
2:41 I had to laugh a bit about my childish thinking there when tim goes honka-honka with 2 big 'balloons', but then I lost it at the huge baguette haha
1:45 ......yeeeees
Goddamnit this shit gets me everytime
1:47
yeeeeeeeeeeee
this chap is far too posh to enjoy being as childish as he is LOL what a wholesome man
I made a playlist of Tim's videos to listen to at night in order to relax and fall asleep. The content is genuinely interesting, but he has the most calming, soothing voice. I had gone through two videos, and was on the verge of falling asleep...
And then this video came along.
I now have insomnia, perforated eardrums,, and a fractured skull from banging my head on the wall.
(Okay, not really - do not feel guilty, Tim!)
+Ryan Renaud I play some Tim videos myself. Helps me relax
Harry Mathews indinmovie
Ryan Raubenheimer make the playlist public
That car noise is truly impressive!
Much noise, very impress, wow
***** Is that your own material? Because I've never heard it before. Very impressive. Fuck you.
Cory RS wow that wasn't an overreaction now was it....
Cory RS
Much rage, very anger.. Growl
***** rawr such kitty pow much cute very awww.
Edit: my pic fits this so much xD
OUTTA MY WAY YOU WEE LITTLE .... !!!!
Jjh7
"Get out of my way!"
Perfect timing every time ;-;
me: GET OUT OF HIS WAY!
Me: in the back of the car...
No one....
My grandad: 1:57
GET OUTTA MY WAY😡😡😡
the car horn one also sounds like an air raid siren lol
+rockerseven or train horn
MOOOOOOOVE!!!
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I love 'em.
Lions I by 😆
GET OUT MY WAY!
You ruined this video for me, lol. I can't watch it and not think of your poop.
Actually, ruined and made it better to be honest.
Balloons I love em....
ChickenPika hy
"Come on, Arsenal!"
Tim supports Arsenal?! I love him even more now!
The way you combined two balloons together was ingenious. I would have never thought of it!
Tim channelling his inner yob today :)
I never had Tim down as an arsenal fan.
he always seemed more like a ManU type of fellow to me.
The problem with arsenal is they always try to walk it in.
Richard Gilbert Ahh so you saw that ludicrous display last night?
i love how tim appreciates any of the toys he show even if they are boring he loves them
"Come on Arsenal" ..... oh dear
LMAOOO
How can he stay that serious?
+Cookie Ann
He's British.
+Cookie Ann Maybe because.......Unlike most of the comments on this page. His mind isn't in the gutter! :)
The same way one would get 2 Carnegie Hall....lots & LOTS of **PRACTICE!** LOL IJS
I can't help but giggle at him pushing on the duel balloons, it looks so silly! For a slightly obvious reason... X3
I love this man, and all of his videos.
I usually watch them when I'm feeling depressed, it cheers me up
😀😀😀😀😀😀
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I've had to note down all the jokes I've thought up so far. We'll make a YTP star out of Tim yet!
***** I use Sony Vegas, so the best I can say is that you look for the Distortion or Vibrato effects in there. I'm afraid I've never used Audacity so I know nothing about it.
ThePlamzJoker The car scene was excellent
+ReachForTheSky beep beep BEEP! GET OUT OF MY WAY!
Poor chicken, it looks like its rectum prolapsed.
3:20 someone has to make a gif out of this
i second this
Chris Phillips
you are a scholar and a gentleman.
SWEEEEEET!!!!!!
LMFAOOO
That face.
my dog is now running around looking for her squeaky toys!
keep up the vids tim
THAT IS THE BEST NOISE TIM HAS EVER MADE 1:47
Tim, if you see a funny pink thing at the bottom of something, especially if it is male, don't squeeze it.
no wonder its screaming
r/cursedcomments
lol
It’s a joshson
Y’all this time I squeezed a smaller one and the scream is a lil bit high pitched
I guess Tim's got road rage.
"C'mon Arsenal"
XDDDDD
nice. I like balloons.
Have a headache. Don't know why I thought now would be a good time to watch this.
If I found a Grand Illusions video that didn't make me laugh or at least smile, I'd be very surprised.
"There's that funny pink thing at the bottom."
HAHAH! I laughed so hard!
those mylar ones from the end are fantastic. i had some at a Detroit Pistons game as a wee lad.
The car sound really impressed me, and I'm not sure why cx, but when I here it my inner child smiled or somethin, I need some of these balloons.
The chicken is gorgeous
I love Tim.
I was waiting for 'here's one from Japan'
How can these videos not have over 10 million hits each? No justice in this world.
The two balloons you banged together have actually been around for awhile they would always pass them out for free at my brothers high school football games (I'm in the u.s.) but they were cheap and usually popped after awhile :)
Balloons I love em too
3:15 PERFECT sighs
I'm a 15 year old boy that never plays with toys but I fucking love this channel I don't know why
He is the best you tuber he has 80 balloons wow that is a lot of balloons thx so much for these videos
my dog likes this video a lot!
I'm easily impressed by this. Like how come I've never found these as a child?!
0:51 I listened to this a full volume and I have no regrets XD
This was thoroughly entertaining.
At 2.20 I thought I was watching a Carry on film! Tim massaging a large pair of balloons with a whizzing sound! Sid James should pop out at any moment saying "Caw look at those biguns!"
2:20
The combos were really cool.
seriously how does the camera man and the people behind the camera not crack up at you all the time you are adorable!!!!
I lost it at 2:22, LOL!! pressing one balloon at a time, and get a "Wehhh" sound... Me brain's a little in the gutter there
THIS IS BRILLIANT.
2:48 EEAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAINMA Once we get the hang of it, Living off the land working with are hands, It’s so nice!
time to watch an elderly man play with his toys on the internet... yay!
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i'm going to have to ytp this big time
Yeah u got pooped ;)
C’MON ARSENAL😂😂😂
2:10
That little “toot toot toot”
Singularly the best thing I have seen on the internet.
That face when he slaps those cheer things is outstanding!!!!
this have to be the funniest Tim video :D
A chicken that squeals when you squeeze its hemorrhoid.
THIS IS THE BEST CHANNEL
Maybe clicking on a video called "noisy balloons" at 3:35AM wasn't such a great idea
I love it. Get Out of My Way lol. Love the thisel whistel one
Oh imagine the childhood you would have if this guy was your granddad!
My dog went NUTS when I was watching this video.
guys this guy is going to be big so enjoy the calm and friendly comment section while it lasts
This is one of those videos where I could say so many different funny inappropriate things.
I am happy now, perfect fun idea with two balloons attached!
I love this guy.
2:00... guys... Tim shouting at the traffic outside again... this is what happens when you give him a portable car horn! :-P
no offense Tim... your too awesome to insult :-P
" A siren makes a gooniceson"
Yes, indeed it does Tim, yes indeed it does.
1:56 Seeing Tim angry like that (Even if he is just having a bit of fun) unsettles me.
I like the new outro!
even those balloons hurt my ears and I'm 20 plus my devices on low volume.
How does anybody stay serious at a time like this?!
Great video Tim!
I would love to have that car whistle.. Here at work, people usually leave stuff when I take work out and usually block the way...
This makes me happy :D
I thought that pink balloon thing in the chicken bottom was a genital
Can you be my Grandpa?
That's incredible.
2:10 My fucking sides
best first 3 seconds of my life xD
BALOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWMMMMMS
I remember in a local football match in Greece more than 10 years ago that they gave out pairs of balloons like the last one!
**grabs silver balloons**
(a few seconds later)
**squeaky screaming**
Press 5 for cantankerous Tim
Press 9 for hooligan Tim
So now we all know: Tim's an Arsenal fan.
I'm not sure why but the happy birthday balloon noise made me non-stop laugh when I first heard it xD
he's on terrific form on this video
He makes me happy lol
I would've thought Tim was into big balloons
fred_zilla can we be friends
Of course the chicken is gonna make a noise when squeeze its nuts like that
1:26 had me lmao
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