I am the most powerful entity in both our worlds, do not test me. I have fought in more wars and ended twice as many in calamities than you'll ever understand, give me my alcohol. -Lil JC, probably
Fights empires, banishes gods, literally ends Hades (I miss our friend), stops the Ends of Days, goes to the end of the universe and back 10,000 years into the past and people still talk shit about us... :/
This was also a top tier comment lmao I just see the bartender pouring the drink without breaking eye contact taking in the absolute seriousness behind your statement
No, no no no no, this is actually a lala. I- i- he- it's an adult man.This is an adult man that you're looking at. You're looking at an adult man lala.
Lil' JC: Ma'am, I have the power to destroy pretty much everything and anyone. Give me my alcohol or so help me Hydaelyn I will bring Giott here and we will show you what happens when you don't give the Lalafells and Dwarves their drink. Bartender: Aww, that's a cute threat honey. Do bring your friend, I'll be sure to give you two some juice.
Too be fair, she is a Viera, which age like (non-Elezen) Elves, so everyone's a baby to them unless they're bearded and/or wrinkly, doubly so for Lalafell... Oh the plights of being smol & adorable...
@@cypheri1339 BLM quests. Ququruka Tataruka has been serving his life sentence for over 100 years. Elezen live longer than most, I think around 120-130? Viera... 300-400 ish. The longer end of that claim (three times an elf) is from the First though, it might be a little different over there.
@@siosilvar I believe there's confirmation of it being significantly longer than other races in the Source as well in Dawntrail, though doesn't give a specific amount anywhere. Probably some dialogue with Erenville or Cahciua, though I can't recall when exactly
For clarification, "The boy" refers to the child with the two of them. He's not on screen, but he's a Mamool'ja child. I only know this because the character I did this scene with was female, and not a Lalafell. XD
"God damn it, ma'am. I'm 40 and short. I have literally killed gods and the manifestation of nihilism and hopelessness. Even if I were underage, I've godsdamn earned a drink at this point."
I'll never forget this scene lol a guildmate told me to go in as a lallafel but didn't explain just said do it and im glad i did i was laughing hard when this happened
Can anyone confirm this scene is different for other races? Im pretty sure she was refering to Gulool ja during this. Only reason i say that is because im a girl lala, and I dont remember her saying "pour one without liquor for the girl" which theyre good about doing
I like that scenes change based on your race however this is not one of them. The NPC is referring to the kid you have with you (no names to avoid spoiler). If you play Miqo'te (and presumably Hrothgar too) when doing the Rathalos quest, when Calico talks, you have the option to select "A talking cat!" (or something along those lines). At that point, Calico gets offended and says "Look who's talking!" (again, something along those lines).
Shame, I like it when they properly react to your chosen race. They rarely do. In BG3 your romance partner kneels down to kiss you when you play a small race, much better than just making the dwarf hover since the shot doesn't show more then their shoulders like in DA:O.
To be clear for those without context: the “boy” is someone else, this is just a funny coincidence. Wouk Lamât is turning to you because she’s looking for your opinion on getting a drink, which you decline. You are not being called a boy 😂 funny as hell as a lala tho
o_O Why are you uploading this with misleading context? No one in the game EVER refers to Lalafell as children (because they're not) unless they are literally a god-type and call EVERYONE mortal children or something like that.
Lil' JC: Boy?! MA'AM I AM 37!!!
I am the most powerful entity in both our worlds, do not test me. I have fought in more wars and ended twice as many in calamities than you'll ever understand, give me my alcohol. -Lil JC, probably
Fights empires, banishes gods, literally ends Hades (I miss our friend), stops the Ends of Days, goes to the end of the universe and back 10,000 years into the past and people still talk shit about us... :/
Lil JC, but he's been replaced by Chilichuk from Dungeon Meshi: "Lady, I am 152 years old, I have two grown children, and three ex-wives."
"ma'am I fist fought my super powered arch nemesis at the end of the universe after killing the concept of nihilism. Whiskey sour please"
"after killing the sad birb" there, fixed
"I killed the asshole responsible for the Fermi Paradox!"
Better yet, park that bottle here. Also, any single cat twinks you know trying to see what this lance can do?
This was also a top tier comment lmao I just see the bartender pouring the drink without breaking eye contact taking in the absolute seriousness behind your statement
Lil Jc: I am not a child!
Melancholy: Right, sorry. Need a booster seat?
Lil Jc: Please.
Not a green child but childlike nonetheless
DO YOU WANT SOME CROWNS?
Can I get an activity page too, please?
We're not getting over that lala chair aren't we
No, no no no no, this is actually a lala. I- i- he- it's an adult man.This is an adult man that you're looking at. You're looking at an adult man lala.
The SFX for Wuk Lamat turning is pure gold 😂
Without context funny af. With context: the little boy is someone else
Nah I didn't get the head turn thing. This is lala unique twist
@@Hirotoro4692I thought I did as a miqote m but I've slept since then so maybe now 💀
@@Hirotoro4692 I'm a lala, there is no head turn in that context, they did that in editing. "the child" is Gulool Ja.
@Hirotoro4692 nah. Didn't get it as a lala, that's something else.
I love catching these shorts way before you get around to uploading the VoDs because out of context this expansion has been a wide ride.
Lil' JC: Ma'am, I have the power to destroy pretty much everything and anyone. Give me my alcohol or so help me Hydaelyn I will bring Giott here and we will show you what happens when you don't give the Lalafells and Dwarves their drink.
Bartender: Aww, that's a cute threat honey. Do bring your friend, I'll be sure to give you two some juice.
“I’m actually the oldest of the group”
@@SushiMunchin dnd goblin lol
Oh darling. That's more reason to withhold alcohol from you 😂
Don't bring mom into this XD
Oh god, I didn’t think of Giott.
We can never bring her here. She will burn this city down.
Too be fair, she is a Viera, which age like (non-Elezen) Elves, so everyone's a baby to them unless they're bearded and/or wrinkly, doubly so for Lalafell...
Oh the plights of being smol & adorable...
Thats very irónic and funny because the second most race with better longevity are the lalafell
@@Deca777-g3o Source for that? afaik everything but Viera and Elezen live about the same lifespans on average.
@@cypheri1339 BLM quests. Ququruka Tataruka has been serving his life sentence for over 100 years.
Elezen live longer than most, I think around 120-130?
Viera... 300-400 ish. The longer end of that claim (three times an elf) is from the First though, it might be a little different over there.
@@siosilvar I believe there's confirmation of it being significantly longer than other races in the Source as well in Dawntrail, though doesn't give a specific amount anywhere. Probably some dialogue with Erenville or Cahciua, though I can't recall when exactly
She speaks of the lizard
For clarification, "The boy" refers to the child with the two of them. He's not on screen, but he's a Mamool'ja child.
I only know this because the character I did this scene with was female, and not a Lalafell. XD
Surprised how many people didn't realise this 💀
I was about to say, at some point fantasy races have to get used to each other and know Lalafells just look like that lol
I am completely convinced that the sound effects were already in the game
That's me at 40 being carded because I'm 5'1. I'm just short, ma'am!
As a Lalafell player, I burst out laughing at the same scene!!
"God damn it, ma'am. I'm 40 and short. I have literally killed gods and the manifestation of nihilism and hopelessness. Even if I were underage, I've godsdamn earned a drink at this point."
God it really is Chilchuck energy lmfaooo
Everything hits dofferent as a lala, even the end of endwalker lmao
This also happened to me. A lalafell summer more than capable of detonating the establishment with w glance. I love being short lmfao
Wasn't "boy" in this scene referring to the mamool ja kid? I don't think they're referring to the player.
She's not, but it's kinda hilarious to look _down_ at the Lalafell when saying that and not thinking she meant him
She didn't mention a boy when I went through this
meanwhile after ARR and Heavensward and the poisoned drinks my WoL won't touch alcohol.
I'll never forget this scene lol a guildmate told me to go in as a lallafel but didn't explain just said do it and im glad i did i was laughing hard when this happened
As another lalafell, I nearly fell out of my chair laughing at that scene.
Ma'am that's an adult Lalafel.
The Lalafell race is a age mystery. 😅
I kinda hope those sounds are in-game, since DT makes some nutty random sounds with Wuk Lamat sometimes
Can anyone confirm this scene is different for other races? Im pretty sure she was refering to Gulool ja during this.
Only reason i say that is because im a girl lala, and I dont remember her saying "pour one without liquor for the girl" which theyre good about doing
The Viera was indeed talking about Gulool not jc
@@l3loodknight still funny as heck though because I legit thought the same thing at the time
Miqo here - the line was the same, though I don't remember if the slow head tilt was there!
There is a tank role quest scene that has a different line depending on what race you are though.
@@Arcane_Archer Yeah the tilt was there in my car as a male viera
As a Hellsguard, I love the additions of racial acknowledgment for Lalafells and Roegadyns.
now see here, madam, this is a child-sized MAN!
Man this hits me hard in the funny.
MY Lalamonster would be destroying the bar at this point.
I love when they do little things like this lol
Lalafell WoL turns the whole game into a comedy lol
I haven’t done dawntrail yet and from just this one scene I love wuk lamat lmao
Lalafell: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IM A FULL GROWN ADULT MAN!
Bartender: oh i see. But my question still stands. You still want one without the liqour
Edward Elric: im not the puniest pipsqueak smaller than a midget child! 😅
“WHAT’D YOU CALL ME?!”
Why would she even say that. She knows what Lalafell are.
Okay, now i need to watch this playthrough
First in venues, now in the MSQ -- Lala's can't catch a damn break 😅
I THOUGHT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT GULOOL JA NOT ME 😂🤣😭
I like that scenes change based on your race however this is not one of them. The NPC is referring to the kid you have with you (no names to avoid spoiler).
If you play Miqo'te (and presumably Hrothgar too) when doing the Rathalos quest, when Calico talks, you have the option to select "A talking cat!" (or something along those lines). At that point, Calico gets offended and says "Look who's talking!" (again, something along those lines).
Shame, I like it when they properly react to your chosen race. They rarely do.
In BG3 your romance partner kneels down to kiss you when you play a small race, much better than just making the dwarf hover since the shot doesn't show more then their shoulders like in DA:O.
Palico: "Oh, that's RICH coming from you. Or have you not looked in a mirror lately?"
She was talking about lil ja ja the kid you saved.
But this is funnier.
does your green child need a booster seat? some crayons and a puzzle sheet?
this is an adult man goblin
Funny as the “boy” is the other one. But without that context this is hilarious
The boy they are talking about is Galool Ja
She's calling the lizard boy
I'm a female lala, it's the same line
My irl response to this was nani
Man imagine that bartender meet yuyuhase jp ver
Normally I wait until after patch quests to go lala. But I really don't care for DT's story. Fuck it. You got me, I'm doing patch quests as a lala!!
I played lala and didnt misunderstood the scene
Wifey is addicted to ff14 she said after the wol was drugged in heavensward they never seem to drink from anyone unless scions or friends are present
Y'all know she was talking about Gulool Ja, right?
Accurate
that isnt about the lala its about the child amalja >.>
To be clear for those without context: the “boy” is someone else, this is just a funny coincidence. Wouk Lamât is turning to you because she’s looking for your opinion on getting a drink, which you decline. You are not being called a boy 😂 funny as hell as a lala tho
Lala players really do play a completely different game, LOL
Mad because small!
…didn’t she mean the literal child next to them? Not JC xD?
wasn't she referring to the actual child running around?
Wait is that only for lala?
Mad Because Small
Lmao
Lol
The boy she is referring to is gubool
Ja ja the lil lizard boy. Not you. I got the same text and I am a viera main.
Does your child need a booster seat? ☺️
Why are lalafell the same she isn't talking about the lala she is talking about mooml ja
Boiiiiiii
Makes me wonder what she says to the other races lol.
o_O Why are you uploading this with misleading context? No one in the game EVER refers to Lalafell as children (because they're not) unless they are literally a god-type and call EVERYONE mortal children or something like that.
I do not remember this scene lol.
138 quests are talking to wuk lament through out dawntrail. I think id rather have my bff stalker back than her.
Where is Skyrim?
This character is only trans in English