@@sarahneubert3377 JiLl'S tHrOwInG sHoEs, AnD sHe'S cUrSiNg, AnD aLl I'm ThInKiNg Is, y o u a r e s o h a r d t o t a k e s e r i o u s l y w e a r i n g t h a t h a t 💀💀💀💀
it was stated according to the other dark colored girl, i cant remember her name but she said something bout abby being racist, and not the younger dark girl the older one who was permanent in the show
@@LyraPyxisVT oh yeah abby was racist for sure. And it didn't help that Nia had an injury where she had to relearn how to walk basically. not sure when though.
She should start her own skit comedy group on TH-cam because SNL cannot be saved. Remember SNL never let Larry David get a skit on it. It doesn't recognize genius.
Spot on! I legit had a choreographer in high school tell us that she once performed after having her appendix removed, her stitches tore open and she was bleeding 🩸 on stage, but she kept dancing. It was meant to inspire us - we were 13 🤦🏼♀️
The end of my performance career came when I started dry heaving behind backdrops and holding my breath the rest of the routine so I didn't puke on the floor lmao
Lmao!!! My first choreographer who owned the first dance studio I performed at was so whacked out I can barely convince myself any of it ever happened. But wait how was she both asleep on stage AND still dancing despite the torn stitches after major surgery at the same time?????
2:57 “No Christi all the girls are good dancers, I love putting my girls in pretty dresses, look Christi I got engaged!” sounds SPOT ON like what Melissa would say.
Nia being on the bottom while winning is definitely the most accurate piece of Dance Moms history Tbh I really felt Abby should've just said what she thought "Nia, you're black, you should be dancing twice as well as all the other girls on our team, you don't get equal standards, until my standards are met you will be AT THE BOTTOM"
I love when she told Maddie that she was portraying Martin Luther King Jr. and then told Nia that she was out of the group routine! Lol that was so realistic. Edit- omg thx for 1k likes!
no bcuz Abby rly threatened to do this to Nia once about (i think) a dance about Rosa Parks. when i watched it the first time i was like O.O she didn’t
That one time she kept going "Ohhhhh I don't know who's playing Rosa Parks" as if it would be appropriate to have ANYONE but Nia play that role. Everyone knew Nia was going to be Rosa, because it would be incredibly tone deaf to put a white dancer in that role when you have a black one right there. And I would believe "she just wanted her to work for it" if this was the only time she's been racist to Nia. But this was a pattern of behaviour, that even Holly noticed.
2:31 “Chloe has a solo this week but she hasn’t learned a single eight count of it, she doesn’t have her music, and she’s currently being used as a table for Abby’s bucket of chicken” THAT GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR💀💀
4:59 Im watching dance moms for the first time and when i first watched this i thought that she was joking but in the episode i just watched Abby was telling Nia that a mans hand got severed off and he still finished the performance and now im rewatching this and seeing how true it is
I honestly feel as if you have saved the dancers at least two years of therapy by showing them what we adults in the real world were seeing the whole time. Abby always made their moms seem crazy. Abby was the one that was crazy. God bless those girls! The reasoning she used for not liking the girls was so spot on it was scary. God Bless You!!!! you’re doing the Lords work
Nia your on the bottom of the pyramid even though you got first place for all the 20 competitions it’s because your mother told me I need to appreciate you.
OK this will be officially a weekly special! You absolutely killed it . I really really think you need to do this more often like once or 5 to 7 times a week this is just the best part of my life
This is like 10x funnier having watched the show and being a dancer myself. I would 100 percent watch a full episode, this was amazing and deserves an award!
Also I can't believe Abby didn't ever say a prop's feet were more pointed than a dancer's. That's more of an Abby thing to say than half the things she said. Where do you come up with this stuff? You have a gift
"Paige your next because even though you did a good job in the group routine I know that if you and I would have gone to elementary school together you would have been a bitch to me" gurl when i tell you this shit got me rolling around the floor in laughter
Her Jill impression is so spot on, I could’ve sworn she was using actual audio from the show!
Jill in the cowboy hat has me dying 💀
got me rollinn😂😂
how is this 4 days ago and thisvid was posted 2
Same
@@sarahneubert3377 JiLl'S tHrOwInG sHoEs, AnD sHe'S cUrSiNg, AnD aLl I'm ThInKiNg Is, y o u a r e s o h a r d t o t a k e s e r i o u s l y w e a r i n g t h a t h a t 💀💀💀💀
Nia being on the bottom for literally winning is literally so funny. She won the group dance in s3 and was on the bottom row 💀💀
Fr she was the best for Rosa parks yet she was at the bottom 😭😭
it was stated according to the other dark colored girl, i cant remember her name but she said something bout abby being racist, and not the younger dark girl the older one who was permanent in the show
@@LyraPyxisVT oh yeah abby was racist for sure. And it didn't help that Nia had an injury where she had to relearn how to walk basically. not sure when though.
@@ezentsy3329 true
@@LyraPyxisVT it was Camryn in season 7
"Christi you know my little Kendall wasn't even considered to be the chicken table" I'm dying 😂😂😂
IM CRYING
SNL needs to hire you as a writer. Your dialogue is truly fresh and hilarious
She's better than that show. SNL is no longer the high water mark for skit comedy.
@@jrr2045 that’s why I said they needed her!
She should start her own skit comedy group on TH-cam because SNL cannot be saved. Remember SNL never let Larry David get a skit on it. It doesn't recognize genius.
You forgot about Jill saying, “But Abby, my little Kendall would be perfect for the part of MLK!” 😂💀
LITERALLY!!! 😭😭🤣 like when she wanted her to portray Rosa parks😭😭😭😭 so delusional 😭😭😭🤣
Spot on! I legit had a choreographer in high school tell us that she once performed after having her appendix removed, her stitches tore open and she was bleeding 🩸 on stage, but she kept dancing. It was meant to inspire us - we were 13 🤦🏼♀️
Such great medical advice to give kids as well, damn 😂
The end of my performance career came when I started dry heaving behind backdrops and holding my breath the rest of the routine so I didn't puke on the floor lmao
Wtf 😂
Lmao!!! My first choreographer who owned the first dance studio I performed at was so whacked out I can barely convince myself any of it ever happened. But wait how was she both asleep on stage AND still dancing despite the torn stitches after major surgery at the same time?????
@@xenahex i think she meant bleeding on stage
That was the best impression of Jill I've ever seen 🤣
Lmaoo christy was pretty damn good too 😂
the hat was on point too omfg
1000th like 😊😌
2:57 “No Christi all the girls are good dancers, I love putting my girls in pretty dresses, look Christi I got engaged!”
sounds SPOT ON like what Melissa would say.
Ikrrr
"She realises she's gay we need to see that with ur eyes"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love Jill for once! Because she was the most irritating one to me. You made me like her!
“MADDIE YOU’RE GONNA BE PLAYING MARTIN LUTHER KING”
THAT SENDEDJFJ MEEEEEE 😭😭
AND THEN THAT NIA HAD TO SIT IT OUT 😂😂😂
I was legit hoping for an entire 42 minute episode.
Okay should I???
@@KendahlLandreth um YES girl 🕺🏼💃🏻
@@KendahlLandreth I'm pretty sure that literally all of us want that, lol
@@KendahlLandreth I would rather watch you than rewatch dance moms. This was so funny and accurate! 😂Thank you for making this!🎉❤
@@KendahlLandreth that's what I was planning on watching. 😅🫠🤣 so it's a yes from me.
i can’t even express how excited i am for this.
I would rather watch this than go continue my episode of dance moms 💀
honestly me too lol
Same
Me too☺️☺️☺️
OK, you're in the car, where in the af are the sour patch kids? !!!!!
Nia being on the bottom while winning is definitely the most accurate piece of Dance Moms history
Tbh I really felt Abby should've just said what she thought "Nia, you're black, you should be dancing twice as well as all the other girls on our team, you don't get equal standards, until my standards are met you will be AT THE BOTTOM"
THIS
“Kristi’s going to jail!” For what?” “BEING A DING DONG” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"And Chloe is currently being a table for Abby's chicken bucket-" The cut and line got to me I spent like 5 minutes just replaying and laughing lol
2:38
“My little Kendall wasn’t even CONSIDERED to be the chicken table”😭
She wasn’t worried bout anyone but her Kendall who had messed up her solo when given the chance to have one!
😂😂😂
This is so accurate 🤣🤣🤣
I love when she told Maddie that she was portraying Martin Luther King Jr. and then told Nia that she was out of the group routine! Lol that was so realistic.
Edit- omg thx for 1k likes!
fr
no bcuz Abby rly threatened to do this to Nia once about (i think) a dance about Rosa Parks. when i watched it the first time i was like O.O she didn’t
@@goopbuniyea she said she didnt know who would play rosa parks!! Like what
@@Heyyhihiheyshe was gonna give it to Nia from the start she js wanted her to work to it lmao
That one time she kept going "Ohhhhh I don't know who's playing Rosa Parks" as if it would be appropriate to have ANYONE but Nia play that role. Everyone knew Nia was going to be Rosa, because it would be incredibly tone deaf to put a white dancer in that role when you have a black one right there.
And I would believe "she just wanted her to work for it" if this was the only time she's been racist to Nia. But this was a pattern of behaviour, that even Holly noticed.
I really hope Christi watches this it will make her pee her pants 😂
I know she watched some of the other shorts! 🤣
Same 😂
TRUE
I copied the link and pasted it on one of Christi’s videos 😂😂😂😂 hopefully she sees it
@@EmmeluneLuxanniaFayge I hope she watches it
2:31
“Chloe has a solo this week but she hasn’t learned a single eight count of it, she doesn’t have her music, and she’s currently being used as a table for Abby’s bucket of chicken”
THAT GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR💀💀
RIGHTTTT 😂😂😂😂
3:46 why does she sound just like Christy when she said
“Abby, when is Chloe rehearsing her solo?”
the christy, jill, and melissa interactions were completely spot on. i was dying laughing during the whole video, it’s so accurate
YESS
How is no one talking about how spot on the Christi impression is??
The "oh my GAWD Jill" at 2:43 was uncanny.
It was so spot on !!
IT WAS
Jill's "Aaabby" us litterally on point
Her literal voice.. 😂
1:42 SHE RELAISED THAT SHES GAY😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
1:54 ok but Jill in this bit 😭😭😭
"They've been in the janitors closet of MY studio for a month and they are HUNGRY" had me dyingg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
NO WONDER THEIR HUNGRY-
I started choking I laughed so hard😂
The chicken table had me dead 😂😂😂
Frrrr
Christi was laughing at this...
The middle finger at 4:23😂😂
I’m dead!!!
The "Kelly!...
I hate u!!"
And
"Christi.... I hate u!!!"
Literally every episode lol😂😂😂!!
Chloe as a table for Abby's bucket of chicken.... HAS ME DEAD!!!
I know!😂😂i was cry laughing!!!
Tbh Maddie could have run off the stage immediately and she’d still be on top of the pyramid lol
your impersonation of Abby is gold 😂
I’m more excited than Abby finding her other earring in the floor purse pile. 😩😩🤡
this one kills me 😭
😂😂😂 I remember that!
with the plastic baggies of her undeclared aussie money 💀💀
And the random cookie she found 😂
@@chloesodonis8313 The cookie with the nasty smeared grease marks on the floor… 😭
When Jill was talking and always started with AAAABBBBYYY
Your Christi voice is terrifyingly accurate. I sure hope that's a real word.
The fact she sat Nia out on black history month is just😭✋
Fr
“Abby can I have the opportunity to be the chicken table” 💀
A cinematic masterpiece
4:59 Im watching dance moms for the first time and when i first watched this i thought that she was joking but in the episode i just watched Abby was telling Nia that a mans hand got severed off and he still finished the performance and now im rewatching this and seeing how true it is
the melissa impression cracks me up every single time and Jill is so good too
I honestly feel as if you have saved the dancers at least two years of therapy by showing them what we adults in the real world were seeing the whole time. Abby always made their moms seem crazy. Abby was the one that was crazy. God bless those girls! The reasoning she used for not liking the girls was so spot on it was scary. God Bless You!!!! you’re doing the Lords work
Jill is SO accurate! pls do this again!!!
Nia your on the bottom of the pyramid even though you got first place for all the 20 competitions it’s because your mother told me I need to appreciate you.
I like how she just said that page was in the bottom and explain that she would’ve been mean to Abby in elementary school, got me rolling lol 😂😂😂😂😂
“Maddie you’ll be playing Martin Luther King, Nia im Gonna have you sit this one out” IM SCREAMING HELP😭😭😭😭🙌
And on the top of the pyramid, once again, is Maddie
right
Noooo since whennnn
Empty chair deserves it more ❤
@@STACEYXRENEE True. I think the chair is still sad that he didnt get to do a solo
@@Olivia_298 I really wish my little Kendall , vi vi and empty chair had a trio queen vivi would’ve slayed fiercely
OK this will be officially a weekly special! You absolutely killed it . I really really think you need to do this more often like once or 5 to 7 times a week this is just the best part of my life
the Chicken table. lol. Also, Jill's voice is on point. I love all of the dance descriptions so much!!
“ could I have the opportunity to be your chicken table” had me laughing 😂😂
The “aaaaaaabby” and the “beauuuuuuutiful” were spot on
The fact that Nia wasn’t in the Martin Luther King group dance is hilarious😂
I’ve been binge watching dance moms for the first time lately this is great timing
Yup same!
Same!!! lol
You commented this 8 days ago but the video was posted 6 days ago ⁉️
@@moth_chi1d628 oh it was a premiere! The chat was opened two days before the video came out.
This is like 10x funnier having watched the show and being a dancer myself. I would 100 percent watch a full episode, this was amazing and deserves an award!
2:14 IM ROLLING
1:26 really hits different for me. 😂
This is way too accurate she could start her own dance moms show.
4:52 AHhhbyyy~
0:30 accurate ASF 😭😭😭 the grudges this girl be having about their mothers 😭😭😭
Jill in a cowboy hat will always make me laugh 😂
The entire thing had me so invested because every single line even filled with some satire was so spot on with their personalities
2:02 this is so true. Jill's hat..
Pure gold!!!!
I want the girls that were on this show to see this 😂😂
I’m sure they would love it.
Your art teacher was also a hit 😂
This is barely even an exaggeration of Abby - this is exactly how she is.
“The chicken table” 💀
But as a fan of Dance moms this is so spot on
Chloe is being a table for Abbys bucket of chicken made me laugh so hard 😂
The voices of Abby, Melissa, Christi, and Jill are fantastic. Particularly Jill. Fantastic job.
Jill’s hat is so perfect 😂
She should have said you are so hard to take serious wearing that hat 😂😂
Thank you for making these great videos! My daughter and I really enjoy watching your Dance Moms and Supernanny skits. You are so funny and talented!
at 1:28 i was waiting for jill to show up and go "Abbbyyyyyyy that's not right"💀
5:14 "everyone's replaceable" 💀
yup even abby apparently
This is so immaculate. She got all the little references down to the headshots and how Abby says beyuuuuuuteefulll.
I love your Abby impressions so much! Can't wait to see this!
2:08 lol like any school would teach kids about Black History Month 😂
This is hilarious Nia your sitting down for this one 😂😂😂😂 2:17
“you are 7.5 years old, when are you gonna grow up?!” THATS SO ACCURATE 💀
These Dance Mom videos make me laugh so much 😂💀
Also I can't believe Abby didn't ever say a prop's feet were more pointed than a dancer's. That's more of an Abby thing to say than half the things she said. Where do you come up with this stuff? You have a gift
I can’t wait…..I love everything that you produce!! You are so talented!!💕
Jill’s “Abby” is so funny😂😂😂
Maddie her solo idea, it's so beautiful I'm almost crying🥺😭
The Christi and Jill impressions are perfect!!!!! 😂😂😂
“When I see you.. something inside me lights on fire”😂😂
Also I need to express how hard the chicken table part made me laugh
The "I hate you Kelli" "I hate you Christi" and the Jill voice😂
1:03 at that part. Abby : KeLly I haTe YOu
A BEEEAAAUUUUUTIFUL LYRRICAL ROUTINE
im dead lmao
This is so accurate and your acting of Jill was amazing I loved this
The Christi impression was so accurate😭
The portrayal of Christie was *chef’s kiss*
I legit just started rewatching and Abby really makes them tackle insane topics thru dance 😅
trans bathrooms? child abduction? Anne Frank??? chile…
'my little kendall didnt even get the chance to be the chicken table'
That was Better than a normal dance moms episode. It was a work of art 🫡🫡🫡😯😦😧😮😲
The Jill impression is the best thing i’ve ever seen
"Kelly, I hate you." So accurate and so funny. I completely lost it at that part.
1:58 I WHEEZED SOOO HARDDD😭💀🙏
GURL SAME
@@Cyn-flrs AaAAAAuUuUgGgHHhHbBbByYyY
3:33 I’m so dead 😂
Literally
"Paige your next because even though you did a good job in the group routine I know that if you and I would have gone to elementary school together you would have been a bitch to me" gurl when i tell you this shit got me rolling around the floor in laughter
PLEASE NEVER STOP MAKING THESE VIDEOS! THIS IS SO ACCURATE!!
Her christi impression is so good 😂
“For what”
“Being a ding dong” this kill me 😂
4:40 made me laugh sm-
The Jill voice is on point