2:56 ummmmm yeah that reminds me of when I was drinking water from my cup through a straw and a cockroach was in the the straw but at least I stopped in time so It didn’t get out of the straw but it was far enough so I could feel it with my tough it wasn’t the greatest day of my life😥😱
At 9:33 Messyourself: vegetables are the best. Me: Are you sure about that? 2018 Chef Messyourself: I love sprouts and letting it fall out of his mouth.
1:20 XD THIS IS HILARIOUS! P.S BroooOoOooO. You know that one comment that you skip and it's just there because it is. Yeah that's this comment. I wasn't really replying something there and i found it funny when i watched it. I don't mind all your sarcastic asses saying " Oh wow so funny " Cause i agree but this comment wasn't really met to get a reply back though thanks for any that did! :D
Story Time! 😛 Greg went to a restaurant and ordered a soup 🥣 But as soon as he ordered it he had to pee 😩 So he then wrote on a note 📝 “I spit in the soup” 🙁 When he left the restroom he was greeted by another note saying.. “I Spit In It Too” 😠😤
For the live forever question, you can tell your loved ones to play it and choose live forever and you choose live forever so you can live forever with your loved ones
Brandon i am sorry to tell you but Robertidk you two have a nice house in canada but you didn't go out with him and you just live with your girlfriend😢😞👍🏻
I asked myself this question for many years. I concluded Id rather burn alive because to me it represents baptism through fire and I can avoid Hell. And drowning to death sounds so scary and painful. It takes 6 minutes roughly to burn your nerve endings off. You will most likely suffocate and burn your lungs to ash before to long and burning alive will kill you quicker then feeling the dread watching the light fade to darkness in water and inhaling fluid would be so painful .
Im gonna say this reall quick. Hell or Heaven or the afterlife doesent egzist (miss spell) it is all black, but you wont know that. And thats the good thing.🙂🙂
THE OG MESSYOURSELF HAS REALEASED OUT OF THE SOUL
Praise Jesus
True
OMG BANANAN
Ahhhhhh ssseeeeeee prrrrrrraaaaaaaiiiisssssseee jjeeeeeeeesssuuuuuuuusssss
@@AggroFrost tf does that mean
1:21 I DIDIN'T EXPECT THAT LOL
Whoever Loves Messyourself...
*You're A Human.*
Thats where ur wrong! My turtle loves him too!
fishman 😐
You callin me a alien?
fishman dam that
uhhhhh that does not make any sense and either we love him or not we are human
Messyourself is already in the history books
true
Hello :)
Right!!!
Niclas Jørgensen check ur facts again
Ordinary Account dont understand
Brandon killed by his girlfriend
Rest In Peace
Amirvala Mahmoudi lol
@@spiccyyquexnn7995 wtf are you talking about.
And his best friend
Brandon got killed 4 times by his gf lol
Lol
1:21 I would pick the blue one so I wouldn't have to die.
Lol
Under rated comment
Smart lol
XD
LMAO 😂
4:55 Old Brandon entered the chat
OH MY YESSSSS
Bloody Tittys
@@kirank287 Easy Pizzy Lemony Tittys
@hi- say hi back it spells tits, but He used to say tittys
Yep
Who’s been a fan of Messyourself before 2020?
Edit: still here and it’s almost 2023!
Me
Me
ME
Since 2014 :p
Dj-PyrahmozZYT been here since 2013 when he played gta v
I have been waiting for another video of this series brandon ive been waiting for a year
9:38
*_everyone who plays PUBG or Fortnite: *smashes the red side_**
XD
As a fortnite player I agree
MessYourself: Guys stop messaging me.
Everyone else: everyone i have a solution to life. spam emails to MessYourself
Yeeeettttt
.
@@EazyE44 yes I agree
Messages*
ItzNicGaming 123 messages*
One word:
Classic.
1:19 jokes on you, I don't have a girlfriend.
Same
I have no boyfriend
tatsumaki CAN I BE :3 jk
not yet
WHEN IT WAS THE STARVING CHILDREN ONE I WAS ACTUALY STARVINGXD
Ok
Dude staarving children that don’t get fed
Ok me to
same dode/dude
@@lewisgarner5615 she knows that -_-
I low key got scared when his girlfriend just popped up
lol
Sadly now they aren’t together
@@harmanplayz2499 yeah
@@harmanplayz2499 yeah are you dumb
@@harmanplayz2499 why
The way she rose up from behind that chair got me wheezing and she pulled the trigger😂
2:56 ummmmm yeah that reminds me of when I was drinking water from my cup through a straw and a cockroach was in the the straw but at least I stopped in time so It didn’t get out of the straw but it was far enough so I could feel it with my tough it wasn’t the greatest day of my life😥😱
Who drinks water with a straw 😅
Oh yeah who puts there tough down a straw how would it fit ?
😱
Ivan Mr roblox I know right 😂
Ivan Mr roblox breazys my other account btw
brandon's girlfriend: *comes in room*
me: my non existent heart has been warmed
She is pretty dam hot
Simps
🤣
Mochi Wulf ikr
@@quinicft2137 SIMPPPPP
Me: **chooses plucking my hair out**
Golden Tweezers: it's my time to shine!
It’s scp time
Yas.
2:26
Large head means that you also get a BIG brain!
Oh yea big brain time
Yeah be a smartie
Yeah
U r big head because big brain comment
Not always
Brandon: I don’t have any friends
Also Brandon* he had a girlfriend
4:55
@@Goffy shuty
True and he says he dose not have a gf but he dose
Lol
@@Rayzco shuty? Lmfao
Since one of the options was “Three wishes that had no catches”, if there’s no catches at all, ask for more wishes 🧠
Milk k
4:55
Titty milk. 🍼
But you can't ask for more wishes if you actually had a genie
Yeah it’s big brain time
Messyourself is the best TH-camr in human history
موافقم👍
حضرتك عربية
Your kinda right
nah hes not hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ
agreed
13:08 when you eat chocolate at 8 oclock in the morning
man how come your the only TH-cam besides vines that makes me laugh lol
Messboi:have you seen any of my other would you rather vids?
Me: Why do you think I'm watching this?
Yay!!! Finaly a would you rather, that’s my favorite
Idc :]
Pathfinder No one asked if you cared, :]
Pathfinder you mother, who said you had to care I just commented
@@zayd8933 Sorry! High Five? :]
@@zayd8933 no
Yeah Would you Rather is back
The waiter: *Spits in your meal*
Everyone around: CORONAVIRUS!
*yes.*
You could use them
@Gamin Geek of course i'm scared of a deadly virus
1:22 dang mia
That smile
The OG Messyourself is back!🥰🥰🥰
No he isn’t
@@KnownAsHamza messyourself said titties
You have great profile pic.
I am man city fan to
Matevž Markež Brother😘
At 9:33
Messyourself: vegetables are the best.
Me: Are you sure about that?
2018 Chef Messyourself: I love sprouts and letting it fall out of his mouth.
1:20 XD THIS IS HILARIOUS!
P.S BroooOoOooO. You know that one comment that you skip and it's just there because it is. Yeah that's this comment. I wasn't really replying something there and i found it funny when i watched it. I don't mind all your sarcastic asses saying " Oh wow so funny " Cause i agree but this comment wasn't really met to get a reply back though thanks for any that did! :D
@@TaCreaciaBlunt What are you implying?
Ikr @TaCreacia Blunt TF YOU SAYIN
Wow so funny
@Nazim Zaki i don't understand?
8:38 without the circle ⭕️ we wouldn’t have the internet
Without the wheel we wouldn't have cars or planes, or any vehicle with wheels
I literally got waterboarded by my friends at school last week😂
Petition to bring back chef messyourself.
👇🏻
3..........HAHAHAHÀHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
XD I Want to see Chef Messyourself AGAIN XD
1:24 HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND
@Ums Gums yes
@Ums Gums he's probably new
@@xg4551 wait. what?
@Dave the gamer how that his sister
dave the gamer on instagram and TH-cam he told us he had a gf
5:15 congrats on making friends👏👏
Messyourself:who even wants to go to hell?!
Me: my friend
honestly i wear a hat so much that if i had no hair no one would notice
You could also dress as Saitama from OPM.
@@sebastiankuolcrimson1622 stfu
SAME
😹😹😹
Thats how some people lose hair is by using hats so much
Mess yourself:
Would you rather only eat cereal or only eat pasta
Me: gets triggered because he said pastor
messyourself: yeah drinking is nice
Mislead teens: bet.
I was crying and you made me feel better
i love the "HOO HELLO EVERYONE!"
SAME!!!😆
Same
Do a where are you have to do every would you rather in real life
You know what’s wired I said “I wish messyourslef does another would you rather
*Notification pops up*
Me: What kind of Witchcraft is this?!!
Weird* and ik your lying you cant just say that after a year and it comes up not trying to be rude,
TS Trixsta I’m not lying I was watching the Series 2 days ago I said that I hope another one comes up and boom
Jorge The only one liar
5:44 you can become a pirate.a hook for a hand and a eyepatch
TRU
We all know why brandon wants the eyesight of an eagle 😉😉
9:45 I already have the eyesight of an eagle so it is already picked for me
Same
@connextro why
Brandon: I Would Lose A Lot Of Friends
Me: I Thought You Had No Friends
imao
Story Time! 😛
Greg went to a restaurant and ordered a soup 🥣
But as soon as he ordered it he had to pee 😩
So he then wrote on a note 📝
“I spit in the soup” 🙁
When he left the restroom he was greeted by another note saying..
“I Spit In It Too” 😠😤
Me
Hahahahaha
Yessss!!! I've been waiting for skyrim for ages!
YESSSSS IVE BEEN WAITING YESSSSSSS
IM AN OG I REMEMBER 80085 IN THE THUMBNAIL GAES AGO
Gays ago?
@@dylanjamesbiggs320 į missspelled
r/woooooooooosh
AirisGT love your profile picture
Everyone:*talks about the the video
Me throughout the video:is that Freddy plush on his umm wHaT dO yOu CaLl It Shelf
this is honestly funny
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH did you guys see his feet and head OMG this is really funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dhiae Eddine how is that funny 🤨🤨🤨
So's your life 🤭
why are you asking it's really funny because his got his fuching large feet and his head
holy cow
@@dhiaeeddine2078 holy cow
7:10 what's that background music I've been looking for it for ages
Animal Crossing XD
Darude sandstorm
4:34 - 4:40
I'm litterly both of them!!!
lone wolf 2068 same
ew
i'm fine with gingers i guess. but albinos hell no to the no no no
Ted Bundy, Adolf Sitler i’m not extreme only a little ginger but not albino
@@Adam-to7hv I'm ginger and albino and I get made fun of that but thats what makes me, me
And dont be so discrimanative
1:07
Don't be shocked when your history books mention me
Who cares
Alexander Hamilton
Brandon I freaking subbed and watched you for 8 freaking yrs
12:09 you could just put gloves on.... technically you’re not touching the computer, but the gloves are.
Hi bro
This is the Brandon I remember 👍 carry on with the craziness and less reacting videos and believe me ur Chanel will spark once again 👌
4:41
Brandon: I don’t wanna be ginger
Me: **IS A GINGER**
Messyourself back then: I have over 7,000 email that I have not checked
Him now chilling with over 130,000 emails he hasn’t checked
funniest part 😂 1:32
Agree
12:09
Me: [*laughs in lesbian*]
@maheva larrivee When did she say it's weird,
Umm ew ok then
@@Dwagonier Why did you say ew? Homosexuality is completely fine..
@@classyxcat4953 oh im sorry to hear youre not normal bye
*Laughs in asexual*
Looking forward to that Skyrim gameplay c:
Hi to the person reading this
Hope you have a wonderful day
ok thx you
CLOCKS
The Useless X what
Thanks
I hope you dont
0:21 THE FLAVORS ARE MELTING ON MY TONGUE
Why did your girlfriend appear from behind you
What kinky stuff are you doing naughty Brandon
Gets killed
Me: get yo baby ass back hear
Love the guest star appearance from Mia
1:21 Wait for Brandon's girlfriend to come in the room XD
Hamburger for life beaches 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔👍👃🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔
1:21 best part
Messyourself got lucky on 50% 50% in this video
14:21 I love this part XD XD XD
4:58 you could write down what you want to say
@fishman yes
Brandon is sooooo funny 😆
I am so happy you would`t end the series
For the live forever question, you can tell your loved ones to play it and choose live forever and you choose live forever so you can live forever with your loved ones
Brandon i am sorry to tell you but Robertidk you two have a nice house in canada but you didn't go out with him and you just live with your girlfriend😢😞👍🏻
Have you ever heard of a prostetic leg
*me having no idea if I’m ginger or strawberry blonde anymore-*
5:29 the blue option is the definition of a stereotypical pirate
THE BAMBA IS ON HEBRAW!!!
Anyone remember the actual video where he “almost drowned”
Yeah
Krillen121no3333 YES
Yeah
Krillen yeah
I swallowed a spider in my sleep before
Dam
:0 wait if u were asleep how do u know u swallowed it..?
Wolfie I woke up and had to spit it out
@@loserx8046 So you didn't swallow it
8:55 watches this while biting my left hand
Wtf did you comment 3 times?
I keep.rewatching these vids
When he put the picture of the spider I jumped out of my seat lol
What’s that site or game called
Messyourself: Would you rather spend a day with Beyoncé or spend a day with Taylor Swift
Girls: OMG I CANT DECIDE I LOVE BOTH!
Boys: Neither
How come I’m a girl and I think neither as well?
I asked myself this question for many years. I concluded Id rather burn alive because to me it represents baptism through fire and I can avoid Hell.
And drowning to death sounds so scary and painful. It takes 6 minutes roughly to burn your nerve endings off. You will most likely suffocate and burn your lungs to ash before to long and burning alive will kill you quicker then feeling the dread watching the light fade to darkness in water and inhaling fluid would be so painful .
Nice explanation
Hey brandon, what do you use to edit your videos?
He doesn't check his emails
good messyourself
I Heard Boyfriend Slice Girlfriend Lol
The Time: 1:22
Yo
Im gonna say this reall quick. Hell or Heaven or the afterlife doesent egzist (miss spell) it is all black, but you wont know that. And thats the good thing.🙂🙂
Who asked you to say this?
Where’s ya proof
the way you do your contet just if a bit diffrent i love it
11:52
Resodent evil fans:IM IN LOVE WITH PEOPLE DEATHS