Crow Describes Hunter Mains

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  • @kuronaialtani
    @kuronaialtani 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3471

    Never forget “how do they see out of their eyes if they’re firing lasers from them -crow, moments before dying to an ogre eye laser”

    • @adarshkamoda9183
      @adarshkamoda9183 2 ปีที่แล้ว +487

      That was just before his fourteenth death, if I remember correctly. He really became one of us at that moment.

    • @TheAssassinsfan2234
      @TheAssassinsfan2234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      Wait was that actually what happened? I was just about to say, that played out like a lore tab!

    • @kuronaialtani
      @kuronaialtani 2 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      @@TheAssassinsfan2234 it was one of the flavor text blurbs on a bounty during Season of the Hunt

    • @Rebecca_Violet
      @Rebecca_Violet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +390

      "If it shoots with its eyes, then how the hell does it see?"
      - Crow, moments before his 14th death

    • @deadprank947
      @deadprank947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@Rebecca_Violet thats a good question tho

  • @tylormobley4482
    @tylormobley4482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2503

    Titans: "fist better than gun"
    Warlock: *gracefully falls to their death*
    Hunters: *minecraft speedrun tactics*

    • @snowboundwhale6860
      @snowboundwhale6860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Never before have I been so insulted by something I 100% agree with.

    • @koyooko5160
      @koyooko5160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      "Your magic farts won't save you this time." - Me having pushed my warlock buddy off the first boss encounters ledge in Prophecy at the exact same time he got out of his menu.

    • @HibiscusOrchid
      @HibiscusOrchid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      *bass boosted dream's minecraft speedrun song starts*

    • @dragonboi1821
      @dragonboi1821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      fists **are** better than gun

    • @Mahavegan
      @Mahavegan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

  • @emiliobatres9581
    @emiliobatres9581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4370

    I like how the lore of the universe in and of itself is canonically not well known to its own denizens lmao

    • @zerotodona1495
      @zerotodona1495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      Awoken don’t treat risen awoken the same. Plus the awoken are snobby asshats so keep the knowledge to themselves.

    • @CaptainPilipinas
      @CaptainPilipinas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@zerotodona1495 So much for 'saving Humanity' being their--her (Mara) reasoning....

    • @CaptainPilipinas
      @CaptainPilipinas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      At least 'our' Golden-making benefactor is the one nearly-infinitely Trying here.

    • @CaptainPilipinas
      @CaptainPilipinas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      emilio who? the Reef-born Awoken folks?

    • @CaptainPilipinas
      @CaptainPilipinas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Reminds me of the scale of capability from another one's explanation about the pre-Distributary Space....
      ['a Guardian-player from another thread: "Plus it is HEAVILY implied that it was the Traveler that made the Awoken able to survive once thier body disintegrated inside the black hole."
      Lore book entries: [Cosmogyre IV] said:
      Suddenly, as if the void around her has just spontaneously Big Banged, she sees light.
      A point of pure white shines in the cosmic distance. Not just visible luminance-her suit decomposes the spectrum-but light in the radio bands, in microwave, keening ultraviolet, a spike of gamma, a total and all-embracing radiation. *It sings. It chatters. It speaks in a voice older than suns.* She feels that she could Fourier the voice for a century and never decompose it into its parts. It is awesome and appalling and piercingly true. Mara understands how those who die in radiation accidents must feel: A single flash of invisible power sears away all possible futures except one. *She feels her soul itself has been ionized, blasted into a higher energy state.*
      [Imponent IV] said:
      She was nothingness. If she existed before, she existed only as possibility stretched across the aether. Once, there might have been a body that was an anticipation of the body not yet formed, and a soul that was an anticipation of the soul not yet encrypted, but they were not yet real.'.]

  • @bbdiabo
    @bbdiabo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4737

    as a warlock main, i think i skipped the jumping class. gracefully hovering to my death however...

    • @s_t_r_a_y_e_d
      @s_t_r_a_y_e_d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      meanwhile void warlocks: HANDHELD TRANSMAT FIRING

    • @CaptainPilipinas
      @CaptainPilipinas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Lore-wise: Guardian Warlocks can not-limitingly fly as they can-

    • @WraithReaper09
      @WraithReaper09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Warlocks are also taught that grenades are nutritious and tasty snacks. (saying this as a Hunter main)

    • @CaptainPilipinas
      @CaptainPilipinas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@WraithReaper09 not as worse as some thing like Sola's incidents.

    • @sataniccereal5326
      @sataniccereal5326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@WraithReaper09 As a devour warlock main, they are indeed tasty and nutritious

  • @pepsiatlas5452
    @pepsiatlas5452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1548

    i really love that the way players behave is canonically how guardians behave in universe.

    • @voidgryphon8054
      @voidgryphon8054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      The freestyle playground destiny 2 trailer is canon, the lore is on the War Mantis set for Hunters.

    • @blak4831
      @blak4831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      idr where but there's a lorebook or lore entry somewhere that talks about a Lightbearer that washed up on the Reef back before TTK, recounting Mara's fascination with this weird immortal toddler that would rather do the same simple point-and-shoot tasks over and over again for the chance at something slightly better than they already had instead of doing actual interesting work for real rewards

    • @PixlPlayer
      @PixlPlayer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@blak4831 whether we wanted to or not we’ve stepped into a war with the cabal on mars

    • @seb5542
      @seb5542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@blak4831 that'll be Savin (the lore piece is under the same name). I think, if I'm understanding your description correctly. The guy that was also obsessed with creating new subclasses.

    • @Somethingbloody
      @Somethingbloody 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      one of the darkest examples of the guardian behaviour canon is the NPC that says something like "false alarm, the jumper was a guardian. They're already rezzed and on their way". Like we're just these immortal dicks who sometimes throw ourselves off a skyscraper for no reason and terrify the lightless citizens.

  • @okbVinyl
    @okbVinyl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2548

    kinda sums up the new light experience.

    • @davidcorodeanu4535
      @davidcorodeanu4535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i mean 50 iq monke hunter kids ofc all they know it's jump and shoot...if you use a controller then you don't even need to aim or think just shoot it will headshot and kill all enemies

    • @player-gs8de
      @player-gs8de 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      or a muted guy on atheon cp

    • @FelixRaycher
      @FelixRaycher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Fun fact: 2019/Shadowkeep New Light experience was different (and better) than 2020/Beyond Light New Light.

    • @Ceelker
      @Ceelker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FelixRaycher Tell me how you found that better.

    • @FelixRaycher
      @FelixRaycher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Ceelker In 2019, New Lights had Red War, Curse of Osiris and Warmind to play, together with Black Armory and Menagerie for free, as well as Mercury, Mars, Io and Titan, each with their own activities, tasks and collectibles to catch. Even being F2P player, you always had something to do, no matter where and when. In 2020, Beyond Light and Destiny Content Vault removed all of this, brought back Cosmodrone used mostly for not-so-completely-clear tutorial, left players only with it, Nessus and EDZ. And much less content to unlock, even as F2P. With even less context about Destiny's story and what's happening there.

  • @shimmyking4
    @shimmyking4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +863

    Me, A Hunter Main: I've never felt so called out by something I completely agree with

  • @quinnhart8438
    @quinnhart8438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2439

    as a hunter main... this is pure facts XD

    • @billybigstones6134
      @billybigstones6134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      i thought you were a gun

    • @justinadler4695
      @justinadler4695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I see us sneaky hunters purposely left the most important part of his training out.. LOOT!!!

    • @anormalduck106
      @anormalduck106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As a hunter main I feel attacked

    • @CelsiusTears
      @CelsiusTears 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anormalduck106 you and me both XD

    • @haseoofthesun
      @haseoofthesun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He forgot knife tricks.

  • @CakeorDeath1989
    @CakeorDeath1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    He forgot to mention the fourth pillar of being a Hunter. It should be "point, shoot, jump, and whiff Celestial Nighthawk Golden Gun."

    • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
      @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I always equip the Sad Trombone emote when I see a Nighthawk Hunter in my fireteam because let's all be honest: he's gonna whiff it at least once.

    • @johntitor4198
      @johntitor4198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      To emphasize the solo super 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Somethingbloody
      @Somethingbloody 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      too soon :(

    • @KalHadden
      @KalHadden 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong Worse yet, when you don't whiff but its not a headshot.

    • @Vedlom
      @Vedlom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I was totally aiming for that dreg behind the boss.

  • @bloodletter1079
    @bloodletter1079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    As a Titan main I was never taught how to shoot just to shoulder charge

    • @checkmate_ninja4852
      @checkmate_ninja4852 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Agreed we were taught to just punch shooting we just learned along the way

    • @rogerdasilva1460
      @rogerdasilva1460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      agreed just run and boom

    • @CakeorDeath1989
      @CakeorDeath1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Shoulder Charge, jump, eat crayon.

    • @rue..fa..
      @rue..fa.. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Titan: Shoot, Punch, Tackle
      Hunter: Point, Shoot, Jump
      Warlock: fall

    • @checkmate_ninja4852
      @checkmate_ninja4852 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@rue..fa.. Yep 😂 but for warlocks we can’t forget about eating grenades too

  • @Illuminautable
    @Illuminautable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    Petra: "What do they teach you in the city?"
    Crow: "Mostly point, shoot and jump."
    Damn-near every Hunter in existence: "This is the way."

    • @Cephalon-ghost
      @Cephalon-ghost 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh yeah knife aswell

    • @youkindacute6898
      @youkindacute6898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Cephalon-ghost That to

    • @koyooko5160
      @koyooko5160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He truly is the Hunter Vanguard.

    • @samuelwhite8895
      @samuelwhite8895 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only if you a bad hunter

    • @youkindacute6898
      @youkindacute6898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@samuelwhite8895 So we just don't use guns then

  • @arcade1915
    @arcade1915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Me a Warlock Main: "Jumping? What's that?" *Proceeds to teleport off a ledge*

    • @misterturkturkle
      @misterturkturkle 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Na you gotta do the speedfart

    • @midnighttmorn
      @midnighttmorn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Even worse. when your blink doesnt activate so you uselessly hop off the nearest cliff and cant do shit about it

    • @misterturkturkle
      @misterturkturkle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Tooth Fairy thats actually how i found out how to speedfart on the first one. You hop, immediately hit speedboost glide, immediately cancel, pop it again on the way down, b hop the instant you hit ground and repeat.
      I was able to get going so fast id take damage if i clipped a wall...

    • @nin1ten1do
      @nin1ten1do ปีที่แล้ว

      i see a blink master with apostesis weil..

  • @Kurai_69420
    @Kurai_69420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    As a warlock main I was taught that my grape soda grenades are an important part of a balanced diet.

    • @juggernautbam2253
      @juggernautbam2253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So that's what they taste like

    • @brony4869
      @brony4869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@juggernautbam2253 yup, void tastes like grape, arc tastes like blue raspberry and solar tastes like citrus.

    • @Floridamangaming729
      @Floridamangaming729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just started playing and can agree void warlock is best warlock. Well for PvE. But if your playing destiny for PvP...dont. the PvE content is way better. PvP feels more like a side thing. its there if you want to basically. I wish the content wasnt so goddamn expensive though christ.

    • @RafikiTheBaboon
      @RafikiTheBaboon ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@PrincessOfTheEastwind what about stasis and strand?

    • @wetswordfighter
      @wetswordfighter ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RafikiTheBaboon blueberry and kiwi

  • @DHGTYRGODOFWAR
    @DHGTYRGODOFWAR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "Point, shoot & jump" That's spot on for a hunter.
    "Ghosts were made to ... open doors" -Eris Morn, Destiny 1

    • @lonewolfhero3526
      @lonewolfhero3526 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Glad to know Eris hasn't forgotten her roots as a Hunter.

  • @projectzeta5837
    @projectzeta5837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    In this corner we have 'Point, shoot and jump'
    In the room next to you we have 'Run, punch and slam'
    And if you take a look into the courtyard you will see our class of 'float, zeus and giant grape'

  • @somebody7205
    @somebody7205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Pvp hunters that surgically combined their legs with stumpees: "Shit they found out"

    • @arcadeinvader8086
      @arcadeinvader8086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      stumpies lmao

    • @koe2833
      @koe2833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well, to surgically implant Stompies, you'd have to cut off your legs, resulting in stumps. Therefor the stumpies are the leftover parts of the leg

    • @stronk392
      @stronk392 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bro still didn't spell it correctly 😂😂

  • @Egwuinogs
    @Egwuinogs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Meanwhile in an alternate universe where crow is a titan:
    "Mostly punch,punch and punch"

    • @lunatic-db6mp
      @lunatic-db6mp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      dont forget about a healthy pack of crayons to munch on

    • @mighty6087
      @mighty6087 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Punch, munch, and… what else?

    • @averagecheesefan1232
      @averagecheesefan1232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mighty6087 crunch cause that's what happens to the enemies skull when titans punch em, they go crunch

    • @NicholasJScott
      @NicholasJScott 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Titan Crow be doing the "Standing Here I realize" meme on the statue of Savathun when she told him to place a hand on the statue.

    • @prom1710
      @prom1710 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Mostly punch, block and shoulder charge."

  • @CptPhilippnes
    @CptPhilippnes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Pretty sure there was a class on dancing that Crow never showed up for.

    • @BuglordSupreme
      @BuglordSupreme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bold of you to assume Crow wasnt rezzed with some killer moves already

    • @CptPhilippnes
      @CptPhilippnes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BuglordSupreme I mean I assume he's got the moves. We just never seen him in class show off his stuff.

  • @avaliantsoul5408
    @avaliantsoul5408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I mean as far as crow is concerned, half the city wants to kill him, so survival comes before education...
    on the other hand, 100% accurate. Hunter main can confirm

  • @currumpaw4865
    @currumpaw4865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    You forgot dance, Crow. We Hunters dance on the corpses of our enemies. Especially raid bosses.

    • @blak4831
      @blak4831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Get you the Caramelldansen emote this season and quintuple the pain

    • @koe2833
      @koe2833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@blak4831 N O

    • @Mahavegan
      @Mahavegan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Absolutely

    • @CCG_LargoBargo
      @CCG_LargoBargo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Straight facts, got that “never gonna give you up” emote too

    • @shotokanrob2487
      @shotokanrob2487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I saw it and it was the fastest purchase I’ve ever made in Destiny. My friends hate me at the minute, blaring it down my mic when I’m dancing 😂

  • @TheGekko135
    @TheGekko135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    10000% crow gonna have draaaaaama near the end of the season. These little comment drops about him being disenfranchised as some sort of "jarhead guardian". Savathun definitely planned this

    • @hithere5553
      @hithere5553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Definitely. Let’s hope he doesn’t get played like a fiddle twice in a row.

    • @BryonYoungblood
      @BryonYoungblood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hithere5553 Yeah. He does deserve a second chance.

    • @Mindontcompute
      @Mindontcompute 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If a bag of chips falls to the ground is savathun’s fault. Brother, Mara Sov wanted to control a guardian. To have one for herself. In that case, it would be Mara who comanded Petra to watch his grave in case he was risen as a guardian. That to the intent of getting him before we caught our hands into him. Savathun just capitalized on the situation by bringing him to the tower as Osiris. Mara Sov is just jealous of us because she cant control Crow. Even now her intent is to turn Crow into Uldren so she can control him. For both Savathun and Mara, Crow is but a tool and to Savathun now is also a bargaining chip for her survival as she has Uldren’s memories. Nothing more. They are both scum. Ikora is more protective of crow than anybody is beside us and we killed Uldren. If you have any questions about how things are going to go, search “The lenght of the chain” in destiny lore.

    • @BryonYoungblood
      @BryonYoungblood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mindontcompute It's a sad shame Mara is so controlling she didn't even really care about her brother as much as she should have. Her role as an older sister should have been to nurture and protect Uldren, not think about her schemes. Which is why I still say Savathun could easily use her as a pawn if she wanted to, like she does to Eris in Elisabeth's timeline, or when she used Uldren to enter the Dreaming City and continue what Oryx began.

    • @Mindontcompute
      @Mindontcompute 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BryonYoungblood Mara Sov has only cared about one thing. That is Mara Sov. She claims to be the first awoken when in reality if im not mistaken, she stole that claim from another in order to crown herself a Queen. All her life as an awoken has been doing exactly what Savathun is doing. That’s how we came to this point. She is cool with us because we play a part into her plans, games and schemes. Nothing more. Same reason why Ikora hates her guts and its always defensive with her. She is as much of a villain as Savathun is and just as ruthless. We just share a common enemy for now. Remember there is a 15 wish and an ahamkara egg in her throne world right now.

  • @RobertEHouse
    @RobertEHouse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I went to the lore class so I can be as smart as warlocks. Now I'm a dangerous hunter because I can do big thinking

    • @mando_dablord2646
      @mando_dablord2646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Smart hunters know how to achieve maximum edginess.

    • @theprimordialsoupgodofsoup5612
      @theprimordialsoupgodofsoup5612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@mando_dablord2646 unfortunitly that kills braincells so there back to step one

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Does that mean I finally get to debate a Hunter?!

    • @LowIntSpecimen
      @LowIntSpecimen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he's too dangerous to be left alive.

    • @Techhunter_Talon
      @Techhunter_Talon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So, you're now among those like Eris, who was a Hunter before she lost her Ghost.

  • @LyfjaSSB
    @LyfjaSSB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Proud Hunter here, can confirm. We all share a singular brain cell that's been programmed to do exactly this.

  • @TheKusa5
    @TheKusa5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    ah, he's one of us
    alright make him the new hunter vanguard!

    • @arcade1915
      @arcade1915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly, the Drifter's shape looks more Titan than Hunter anyway

    • @HavingCrumpets
      @HavingCrumpets 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@arcade1915 drifter is the funniest titan i know
      (definitely a titan, mhm yep, mhm)

    • @arcade1915
      @arcade1915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@HavingCrumpets titans are just fat hunters

    • @HavingCrumpets
      @HavingCrumpets 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arcade1915 true

    • @hyperwatch721
      @hyperwatch721 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arcade1915 warlocks are just smart titans

  • @Fly16
    @Fly16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    crow is harnessing cayde's personality

  • @XDD50Hz
    @XDD50Hz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    my entry level of raid tutorial to all my friends new to the raid is always shoot shit don’t die

  • @joolian4763
    @joolian4763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I've never thought about this but a destiny 2 animated short or something displaying the crazy ways we use our powers and shit would be cool, like how halo has the books that describe Spartans as like creative forces of nature

    • @bigcoffinhunter5500
      @bigcoffinhunter5500 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed, I thought that the Epilogue cutscene with Ikora was really fun, she used quite a bit of Void Abilities. Another one that comes to mind is the Elsie Drifter Eris scene, admittedly I thought it was a bit played out.

    • @timcal2136
      @timcal2136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bigcoffinhunter5500 cayde during his last stand scene (rest in power, gone but not forgotten) did that too

    • @SpiffoGaming
      @SpiffoGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Imagine its from the enemies perspective. It'll be meet the pyro all over again

  • @Sound613Wave
    @Sound613Wave 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "No, no, he's got a point."

  • @brendandugdell7405
    @brendandugdell7405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Man they should change the line the ghost gives to new lights. "You're a hunter that means you point shoot and jump"

  • @Daito___
    @Daito___ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Is that the common job description of a trigger- happy Hunter?

    • @hammerheadgv5313
      @hammerheadgv5313  2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yes

    • @ballsfish2
      @ballsfish2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hammerheadgv5313 indeed

    • @oziebanksIV
      @oziebanksIV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pretty much

    • @lolbots686
      @lolbots686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hammerheadgv5313
      my hunter:i read sun tzu bitch

    • @owohscorner
      @owohscorner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We also snipe, find weak points and weaken enemies. Depending on our subclass and tree paths, we also provide decent support and utility.

  • @araaraoni
    @araaraoni 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hey hey hey! Crow forgot the 4th lesson that we learned from Europa: Shatterdive!
    ...whether there is ground beneath us to dive to or not

    • @Kinvarus1
      @Kinvarus1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's even better if the is no ground beneath us then we can look cooler as we dive for longer!

  • @sebastianturner2458
    @sebastianturner2458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    And loot! Point, shoot, jump, and loot. Sorry, Mara, looks like you can't have Crow, he's not done learning how to Guardian yet.

    • @micahlumsden3733
      @micahlumsden3733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Loot *IS* the most important part of d2.

  • @federicobellavista634
    @federicobellavista634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Depending on class, you can access different masterclasses in the City.
    Hunters: Grasshopping 101, Keep Rollin' Advanced, How to Chuck a Super in the Bin In-Depth.
    Warlock: Flight Lesson "Pigeon", Flight Lesson "Fighter Jet" (Advanced), How to Casually Nuke 101.
    Titans: Crayons Tasty Yum Yum 101, Shotgun Aping (with the collaboration of Shaxx), Who Needs Gun When You Have Fist (Basics)

    • @hellothere-dk4gg
      @hellothere-dk4gg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You forgot the warlock jumping masterclass where they read lore books to try to not fall 1 inch short of the ledge and float to their death

    • @federicobellavista634
      @federicobellavista634 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hellothere-dk4gg That's not a simple masterclass, that's a whole degree.

    • @hellothere-dk4gg
      @hellothere-dk4gg 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@federicobellavista634 They always fail

  • @fer1f1tz
    @fer1f1tz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I’ve never heard this dialogue option before. I love crow even more than I did already

  • @enju_lapidemsibilus
    @enju_lapidemsibilus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    “point, shoot, and jump”
    Hunters
    “Shotgun, straight lines, punch”
    Titans
    “Heal, buff, ac-130”
    Warlocks
    ~ your freindly neighborhood catgirl, Enju~

  • @witherwolf3316
    @witherwolf3316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hunters: "We call this a *difficulty tweak* !"

  • @tapewormrage
    @tapewormrage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    We trained him well.

  • @UncommonAlly
    @UncommonAlly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    ive never been so offended by something i *100% agree with.*

  • @mcdonnelldouglasfa-18c49
    @mcdonnelldouglasfa-18c49 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    As a crayon eater I can’t relate, not enough punches

    • @Breadlootgoblin
      @Breadlootgoblin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      As an attunement of hunger warlock main i also can't relate, not enough transforming enemy in grenades and eating those grenades

    • @carlospacheco7544
      @carlospacheco7544 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's ok. Can I have the blue crayon please? I'm out of blue.

    • @juggernautbam2253
      @juggernautbam2253 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@carlospacheco7544 Unfortunately, all I have is purple and red.

  • @ShutInCuber
    @ShutInCuber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Even as a warlock main, this made me burst out in laughter...
    Holy crap that was hilarious

  • @jamescoyne4559
    @jamescoyne4559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Crow must be protected at all costs

  • @itsniko9561
    @itsniko9561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hunters: point shoot jump
    Warlock: point shoot glide
    Titans: punch headbutt kick

    • @jet3386
      @jet3386 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      dont forget yeeting ourselves into the enemy

    • @Breadlootgoblin
      @Breadlootgoblin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like
      Warlock: point, shoot, painfully convert your enemy into pure void energy and absorb said energy, glide

    • @arcadeinvader8086
      @arcadeinvader8086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Breadlootgoblin don't forget "slowly drift off a cliff"

    • @Breadlootgoblin
      @Breadlootgoblin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@arcadeinvader8086 or "miss the blink and fucking die"

  • @mercilessgamingyt93
    @mercilessgamingyt93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    crow's growing up so fast...

  • @kenpachinozarashi4005
    @kenpachinozarashi4005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As a Warlock main, sometimes I hover out of existence entirely haha

    • @juggernautbam2253
      @juggernautbam2253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hover? I just blink into the nearest bottomless pit

  • @UNKNOWNGAMER-xw7kn
    @UNKNOWNGAMER-xw7kn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I simply love crow man... Pure amazing character 😂😂👌

  • @noabsolutelynot3660
    @noabsolutelynot3660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That's why he's fit for Hunter Vanguard.

  • @isengarde9490
    @isengarde9490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hunters: Run the fuck away from Sword Knight, loop around the room and use backstab blink strike
    Warlocks: Floaty jump over Sword Knight, use all three abilities to kill one Sword Knight
    Titans: Fisticuff the Sword Knight, die trying
    EDIT: As a Hunter Main, nothing scares the shit out of me more than rushing Sword Knights and Taken Captains.

  • @yeeticusyeet3746
    @yeeticusyeet3746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    There are three steps to being a titan main:
    Step 1: casually approach enemy
    Step 2: Punch enemy
    Step 3: Profit

    • @infinitedeath1384
      @infinitedeath1384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hunter with liar's handshake has entered chat

    • @juggernautbam2253
      @juggernautbam2253 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Arc hunters are titan wannabes, change my mind

    • @infinitedeath1384
      @infinitedeath1384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@juggernautbam2253 Titans are arc hunters with liar's handshake wannabes.

    • @MythicByrd
      @MythicByrd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Step 1.5: get shatterdived

  • @aetheriel3048
    @aetheriel3048 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    As a hunter main, those're the big 3 when I teach people who're starting D2, especially to hunters.

    • @GeneralAeon
      @GeneralAeon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well that's all you need really

    • @loadingname5499
      @loadingname5499 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I legit taught my warlock friend how to play hunter in 3 steps:
      1. Put on stompies
      2. Spam Jump like your life depends on it.
      3. Weighted knife his harder than aetheon

  • @ninives
    @ninives 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I'm a 100 mobility stompies hunter and I can confirm

    • @shrapnel6818
      @shrapnel6818 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wormhusk crown 100 mobility with top tree void. Invis + heal on an 11 second cooldown hits different

    • @ninives
      @ninives 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shrapnel6818 *cocks shotgun*
      Nothing personnel kid

    • @infinitedeath1384
      @infinitedeath1384 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shrapnel6818 Hey! I use the same thing :D, although I switch to bottom tree with graviton forfeit depending on the situation.

  • @TheFlyingslug
    @TheFlyingslug 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    And for Titans:
    "Punch, Punch and Jump"
    And for Warlocks:
    "Point, Shoot, and float around"

  • @Mostimaschurchpope
    @Mostimaschurchpope 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    lmfao
    honestly this season has some amazing lines

  • @elcompamofle111
    @elcompamofle111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Nah bro, crow is a veteran hunter now

  • @SalamanderWithInternetAccess
    @SalamanderWithInternetAccess 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Crow: "mostly point, shoot, and jump"
    Me, a Hunter main: "........I mean, yeah, that's us Hunters..... why do I feel so called out?"

  • @tothjake94
    @tothjake94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When I first heard that line the exact thing I thought was, "Hey that's what I do" as I jumped around with my stompees.

  • @parsifalkitty5109
    @parsifalkitty5109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He forgot the best part about being a hunter doing a barrel roll. I'll let it slide since he is a new light.

  • @markmurex6559
    @markmurex6559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    As a Hunter player who never takes off Stomp-EE5, I can agree.

    • @infinitedeath1384
      @infinitedeath1384 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I used to use stompee all the time. But that was until I got wormhusk and graviton forfeit got buffed.

    • @harrow5664
      @harrow5664 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me and a fellow hunter in our raid group have 100 mobility almost all the time. It makes the last part of the Last Wish... Interesting..

    • @garm352
      @garm352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mobility build with the Stompees is my go to - I get confused when I swap my armor up sometimes when my jumps aren’t as good all of a sudden even though I knowingly swapped my armor for a different exotic.

  • @dabolisa4049
    @dabolisa4049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a Warlock main I took the "spam my broken grenades class" instead

  • @ArtificialRuby
    @ArtificialRuby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's just how you teach new light players. "All you gotta do is point and shoot. Also, don't forget to jump."

  • @johnseder7840
    @johnseder7840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    so proud of him

  • @Amsyar_Lahhh
    @Amsyar_Lahhh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Well,he ain't wrong.

  • @willl5659
    @willl5659 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This season is The Corrupted Strike: The Season

  • @saqny3660
    @saqny3660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For a person that mainly uses hunter… he got it spot on

  • @blulumen5420
    @blulumen5420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    As a hunter main, I resent that. It’s supposed to be (for me) “point, shoot, and slide”

    • @Flamme-Sanabi
      @Flamme-Sanabi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      point, shoot, and slide/jump.

    • @blulumen5420
      @blulumen5420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Flamme-Sanabi that too

    • @infinitedeath1384
      @infinitedeath1384 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      For me it's point, shoot and smoke bomb. Invis ftw bois!

    • @branchygiraffe
      @branchygiraffe 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Flamme-Sanabi dont forget stompees you nopees

  • @theguiltyplayer9207
    @theguiltyplayer9207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    hes entirely correct. XD

  • @ryuumaru98
    @ryuumaru98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    titans: we see enemy, it dies
    warlock: death from above
    Hunters: ima pogo jump on this bi***
    NPCs: oh look my super is your but better cause we are got mc power, without being the mc

    • @sunkiller5682
      @sunkiller5682 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      english on the last one plz?

    • @ryuumaru98
      @ryuumaru98 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sunkiller5682 anime reference, alot of anime have main characters (or in short mc) that somehow unlock new abilities or get stronger, but the reference i was saying is cayde can pop golden gun for what seemed like forever and saint 14 can pop bubbles right when they disappear.

  • @zenemotive6162
    @zenemotive6162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Mostly point shoot and jump" bro thats ALL OF US

  • @dascreeb5205
    @dascreeb5205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Warlock mains:
    50% gameplay, 50% lore and evanf videos.

  • @thegoldengamer5787
    @thegoldengamer5787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a warlock main, Ikora taught us one thing and one thing only.
    Skating go brr

  • @jeremygeller9145
    @jeremygeller9145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hunters: we suck at just about everything but have the coolest lore
    Titans: we piss everyone off and everyone only likes shaxx
    Warlocks: we piss and moan about everything while being horribly overpowered, and most of us don’t do shit in lore except cause problems for everyone else

  • @reddevil5712
    @reddevil5712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Meanwhile me a warlock main: Aggressively reading while listening to Byf

  • @Techhunter_Talon
    @Techhunter_Talon ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Meanwhile, the Titans: "SHOULDER CHARGE!" or "Heheh gun go brr"

  • @Camelotsmoon
    @Camelotsmoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hunter class is so simple, but I'm honestly scared to see how simple titan class is; we can't have something nice like an art period, I hear it's because the titan classes keep hogging all the crayons.

    • @monarch3335
      @monarch3335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You mean *consuming*, right?

    • @Revivalheb
      @Revivalheb 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      he said the funny crayon joke 🤣

  • @troyjones3591
    @troyjones3591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This has been my favorite line so far.

  • @NoBloons
    @NoBloons ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a Hunter main, I have never been so offended by something I 100% agree with.

  • @rebekahtink4996
    @rebekahtink4996 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What'd they teach you in the city?
    *Crow:* point shoot and jump
    Meanwhile...
    *Shaxx:* THROW MORE GRENADES!!!!

    • @hammerheadgv5313
      @hammerheadgv5313  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I throw grandes all the time and I end up blowing myself up all the time.

    • @rebekahtink4996
      @rebekahtink4996 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hammerheadgv5313 relatable 💀

  • @o1theunknown
    @o1theunknown หลายเดือนก่อน

    As a warlock they tell us to shoot, cast spells, and always be aware of ceilings and slightly elevated curbs near a death drop

  • @chompykiller5543
    @chompykiller5543 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Point, shoot, and jump. Words to live by

  • @hexbrennisteinn
    @hexbrennisteinn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a warlock this indeed the entirety of the Hunter Text Book

  • @rebekahtink4996
    @rebekahtink4996 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The title: Crow describes hunter mains
    The video: point shoot and jump
    I-I mean he's not wrong?

  • @ShinyParty78430
    @ShinyParty78430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For titans it'd be, "Point, shoot, and slide."

  • @zeuslegen3609
    @zeuslegen3609 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well when you put it into those words... you ARE 100% RIGHT .

  • @MrWB-qk3kr
    @MrWB-qk3kr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    A very casual conversation between a warlock and their local hunter fireteam friend

  • @jaggoff6949
    @jaggoff6949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's truly one of us

  • @XperimentalOdin
    @XperimentalOdin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Crow is a precious boi and must be protected.

  • @ambitionary2048
    @ambitionary2048 ปีที่แล้ว

    He just learned what it means to be a hunter

  • @demodemon8940
    @demodemon8940 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Meanwhile Titans were just taught "Run straight at the enemy and punch them until they explode into bits of whatever they're made of."

  • @krieg3565
    @krieg3565 ปีที่แล้ว

    ''Why gun? When punch better'' -Wei Ning

  • @ChocoboKid216
    @ChocoboKid216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can't wait when they show him "Dodge"

  • @some15thcenturygermanknigh15
    @some15thcenturygermanknigh15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a Titan I have a mental note of the glitch parts of the map but zero knowledge of the base game

  • @skullerton9858
    @skullerton9858 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Shoot? Jump? Please. It's all "eat crayon and punch" with a little "glowy thrall make big boom" for us titans.

  • @Guile_The_Exile
    @Guile_The_Exile 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He forgot slide and hide too.

  • @seanbrown6904
    @seanbrown6904 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It might only be 3 things, but that's still 2 more things than a Titan knows.

  • @Th3Cused1
    @Th3Cused1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Always liked the hood only cloaks, helps make my Hunter look like a Quarian

  • @xxkillerxx54321
    @xxkillerxx54321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That is every class though.. not just hunters. But it is mainly hunters... I do love that the lore of it is that he gets no teaching of the lore. It is only move jump and shoot

  • @SahsosZero
    @SahsosZero หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hunters: point, shoot, and jump.
    Titans: punch, slam, crayon
    Warlock: glide, magic, grenade yummy

  • @elshelalu2027
    @elshelalu2027 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    the way of the hunter:
    1. jump
    2. miss shot
    3. regret

  • @Silent-1119
    @Silent-1119 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    that sums it up, hit the nail right on the head with that one

  • @SamiAM0001
    @SamiAM0001 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Point, shoot and jump but don't forget your basics. Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right. 🤣

  • @vitrioliccarnage
    @vitrioliccarnage 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    He forgot hide, cower, and run away.