Us nerds have feelings too | Don McMillan Comedy
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 มี.ค. 2024
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America's #1 Nerdy Comedian
What do you get when you cross an Engineer with a stand-up comedian? You get Don McMillan. This former chip designer has been doing his one-of-a-kind, PowerPoint-Driven comedy show for audiences for over 20 years. In his show packed with graphs & charts, Don will show you the funny side of your world that has been sitting right in front of you - you are just too busy working to notice. Don graduated from Stanford University with a Master’s Degree in Electrical Engineering. He then went to work at AT&T Bell Labs where he was part of the team that designed the world’s first 32-bit microprocessor. He then moved to Silicon Valley where he helped launch the start-up company, VLSI Technology. Then after 15 years in the tech world, Don quit his job to become a stand-up comedian. That year he won $100,000 as the Comedy Grand Champion on “Star Search”. Don’s been seen on “The Tonight Show”, “HBO”, and the “Comedy Central”. These days, Don spends most of his time writing and performing customized corporate comedy shows for companies like Google, Apple, Amazon, Microsoft, Ford Motors, and Exxon/Mobil. Don has performed more than 800 corporate shows in the last 20 years and he was named the #1 Corporate Comedian by the CBS Business Network.
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Totally agree with the baggage carousel! Just because someone stands next to the carousel doesn't mean your baggage will come out first. I've had people get upset when you try to push past them to claim my baggage.
A wise man once said "the left lane is for crime", Don's suggestion just takes that to the next level and I'm here for it.
Technically it's the overtaking lane. Always bothers me when someone sits in that lane when there isn't much traffic. Pass someone and move out of it unless you're passing someone else too.
@ghaznavid well tbf if there is basically no traffic it doesn't matter what lane your in so much as it's legal
@@ghaznavidthough where I live a majority of highways are 2 lanes, and 1 is oncoming
@@arcaderdude same where I live re one lane on each side. And taxis always have right of way, irrespective of any other factor.
The indicator dot wizzing around the baggage carousel was so perfect 😅
I'm not positive about why the blood type joke got a negative reaction from the crowd.
you have caused me physical pain
This man is genius
Your version of reality...IS REAL!
Is that a One Piece reference?
Pet Peeve Humor. That's the best way to let off healthy steam
Edit: let's get the word out for Don. His uploads should be viral
Please post more and full length ur amazing !!!!
Up here at ANC, people stand back from the carousels.
Very underrated comedian shame!
True story a cell company put up a new tower. At the next city meeting people lined up to say, they can't sleep ect because of the new tower. The company rep said we haven't hooked it up yet. lol
he is hilarious
I think having different speeds for different Lanes is brilliant
It more or less works that way in Europe...
Getting ready to send this to my nerd friend. Gonna be beautiful to watch
A thoughtful friend!
Don's saying what's in my mind!
What's expensive is the printer and corporate greed. But you wouldn't buy the printer if it was 10 times as expensive, so they subsidize by the ink.
And this is why I bought a printer/scanner combo for 25 dollars, I had a free printer and free ink for 50 dollars less than a 75 dollars scanner.
Black printer ink is $2,700 per gallon scorpion venom $39,000,000 per gallon
Blood $1,500 per gallon Chanel No. 5 $26,000 per gallon.
I must be a total nerd because I got the O blood type joke.
McMillan? Yeah, right. I'd recognize Don Martin anywhere. He was big on Rube Goldberg machines back in the day, too.
Ever notice that the T-Mobile coverage map has a large white space in the middle (no coverage) that’s exactly the shape of Nebraska ?
He's got a fine eye for the more annoying things in life. And like a true man: the solution is right there. With a booklet to explain why in three languages. You're welcome :)
Fresnel zones?
J. K. Rowling beat you to the idea of printing with blood... ;)
Yep, nobody had ever had that idea until the late 1990s. It blew everybody's minds
@@theeyehead3437 Except traffic laws and airplane regulations and a few other things that are written in blood...
Kiss beat her in 1977 when the teamed up with Marvel Comics… ;)
Somebody explain the only 0 joke
0-type blood, specifically O-negative is a universal donor, meaning that while you can only use other type-bloods for people who share the same blood type, O-negative blood can be used for anybody. So while he uses A, B, and O type blood for his hypothetical printer ink, he says you'd only need O since O is "universal".
@@roughbulldog1766 thanks, thats a really good one actually.