Have I Got a Bit More News for You S60 E9

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    Have I Got a Bit More News for You Series 60 Episode 9
    Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Alexander Armstrong and panellists Dr Hannah Fry and Phil Wang.
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  • @zyaicob
    @zyaicob ปีที่แล้ว +8

    A solid gold Monopoly set has got to be a world record for lacking self awareness

  • @Succubusisis
    @Succubusisis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The increasing failure of the coffin joke is the real punchline

  • @jazzeejax5816
    @jazzeejax5816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Huh, Phil Wang was great. Dr Fry was great. Great host.

  • @fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810
    @fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Everytime I here Phil Wang I picture him in a yellow jumpsuit hoola hooping....and then I need therapy.

    • @harveyarmani6380
      @harveyarmani6380 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry to be so off topic but does anybody know of a method to get back into an Instagram account..?
      I was stupid lost the login password. I would love any tips you can offer me.

    • @sageseth5483
      @sageseth5483 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Harvey Armani Instablaster =)

    • @harveyarmani6380
      @harveyarmani6380 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Sage Seth I really appreciate your reply. I found the site thru google and I'm in the hacking process now.
      Takes a while so I will get back to you later with my results.

    • @theblackwidower
      @theblackwidower ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do picture him in a yellow jumpsuit of all things? And why hoola hooping?

    • @fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810
      @fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@theblackwidower the show taskmaster.
      He wears a yellow jumpsuit the entire time and at one point starts hoola hooping.
      There's a lot of "bits" flapping.

  • @IoEstasCedonta
    @IoEstasCedonta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I keep thinking Paul Merton is James May now.

  • @snappycatchy
    @snappycatchy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I wasn't expecting that pronunciation of "New Orleans"

  • @trustnoone81
    @trustnoone81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Heck yeah Dr Hannah Fry

    • @robin231176
      @robin231176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That voice..I could listen to her for hours on end.

  • @carolynbulson2081
    @carolynbulson2081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Phil knocked this out of the park.

  • @althaushexe4825
    @althaushexe4825 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The photo of the village in Austria shows Hallstatt. It was never called Fu*king!

    • @beth12svist
      @beth12svist 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They picked a default photo showing the wrong place in Austria, presumably because otherwise no one in Britain would be able to tell it's in Austria...

  • @shovelheadsteve1172
    @shovelheadsteve1172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    He never left his life of crime.

  • @terrytibbs5678
    @terrytibbs5678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Oh my sides. Phil Wang is so funny.

    • @Malegys
      @Malegys 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's the "cheap goods" version of Michael McIntyre.

    • @TheMcgreary
      @TheMcgreary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Malegys tbf McIncunt’s an unbearable one

  • @jonathaneffemey944
    @jonathaneffemey944 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thanks for posting.

  • @DMStern
    @DMStern 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Are two large sacs full of spider eggs considered a substantial meal?

  • @jonathaneffemey8828
    @jonathaneffemey8828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for posting

  • @StultissimiAmatorii
    @StultissimiAmatorii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Big brain and a glorious voice.
    I've been looking forward to this one for weeks.

  • @DragonwithaGirlTattoo
    @DragonwithaGirlTattoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    thank you so much

  • @whiteshadowmausu3044
    @whiteshadowmausu3044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I absolutely must insist on DM villains drinking alcohol after seeing that Drunken Squirrel bit.😏

    • @kingofgoogle7715
      @kingofgoogle7715 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is said that those with anime as their picture have no soul

    • @whiteshadowmausu3044
      @whiteshadowmausu3044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kingofgoogle7715 well, Sheldon Cooper would find it disappointing that a troll had forgotten to put a space between the words “of” and “Google” in their Username.

  • @linrob1312
    @linrob1312 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Alrxander Armstrong is a good host in that he speaks well, is very mellow and lets the guests shine.😊

  • @ingridself6076
    @ingridself6076 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I worked for Debenhams for a while, and answered the phone to an elderly lady who wanted to speak to Debenhams and Freebody.

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    VivaHD. Quality Viewing Always. thanks!

  • @MrFunguspower
    @MrFunguspower 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    omg Hannah fry! Love her.

  • @jameselliot9114
    @jameselliot9114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hannah Fry! Always a pleasure

  • @zapfanzapfan
    @zapfanzapfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    So, being a foreigner I'm now off to find out what the hell a scotch egg is. Raw egg in a glass of scotch? :-)

    • @Kowasi
      @Kowasi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      One egg is hard-boiled, and the it's coated in mince, and then that's coated in breadcrumbs... sometimes
      the egg is scrambled to allow a mini-Scotch egg to be made. Maybe quail eggs could be used to do that too.

    • @hackedagain3421
      @hackedagain3421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣👍

    • @kerryannestevenson6099
      @kerryannestevenson6099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Kowasi it’s not covered in mince but sausage meat.

  • @petergerdes1094
    @petergerdes1094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    more Hannah fry!!

  • @SportFury1966
    @SportFury1966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hanna Fry is so hot, whip-crack smart, and funny. Great podcast too.

  • @Shantari
    @Shantari ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fun fact: David Prowse didn't say the famous "No, I am your father" line on set, since they were keeping it a tight secret. They told Mark Hamill so he could react properly, but during filming I think they had Prowse say "No, Obi-Wan killed him". (Since the line is in response to Luke saying that Obi-Wan told him that Darth Vader killed his father.)

  • @greatpoochini1
    @greatpoochini1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Margarine Thatcher.

    • @boomerang8909
      @boomerang8909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Then spread it on a charCOAL bun.

  • @rhmbock
    @rhmbock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's been a while, but I've never seen Merton with this look. It actually suits him. I have the same look but it doesn't really suit me.

    • @roberthaworth8991
      @roberthaworth8991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is from the time he had refused to cut his hair until the first vaccines were rolled-out. The next week he'd cut it.

  • @kida4313
    @kida4313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dolphin in a bathtub?

  • @randybrush9872
    @randybrush9872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think it's funny that the subtitles are self censoring. :-D

  • @boomerang8909
    @boomerang8909 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:07 RIP David Prowse

  • @arnoikke
    @arnoikke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hannah Fry 😍

  • @ravibindra565
    @ravibindra565 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:00 "A mutation of the virus" ... how prescient!

  • @gotuble
    @gotuble 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    A shifting GB in the leader of this show, watch this part 0:17-0:18. Interesting;-)

  • @WalterBurton
    @WalterBurton 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    👍👍👍

  • @seanglaze7284
    @seanglaze7284 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    17:38 - the guy on the lower left playing the drum looks like former president George W. Bush

  • @DaKyng105
    @DaKyng105 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Something about Paul Merton is reminding me of Richard Harris in Cromwell.

  • @tsvandyke
    @tsvandyke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    17:43 ... " Scottish the Brave " ... played by their most hated enemy ( the IRISH ) ... Solo by a ( Catholic ) who is hated by BOTH countries !?

  • @kingofgoogle7715
    @kingofgoogle7715 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thug life

  • @hackedagain3421
    @hackedagain3421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If it has to be kept at incredibly low temperatures, is it any good in the human body?

  • @ejtierney6607
    @ejtierney6607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    WTF IS A SCOTCH EGG? AN EGG BOILED IN SCOTCH?

  • @Yuuram11
    @Yuuram11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How is it Ian hardly wins...

    • @linrob1312
      @linrob1312 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cos he insults the hosts singing...lol

  • @nickkkyyy
    @nickkkyyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Excellent panel!I liked the description of the odious Philiip Green,that good friend of the woke Lewis Hamilton

  • @Smudgie
    @Smudgie 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The EU doesn't yet actually have the vaccine.

    • @ericminch
      @ericminch 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Having, oddly, invented and produced it and delivered it. Welcome, Britain, to the 3rd Vaccine Trials!

  • @jeraldbaxter3532
    @jeraldbaxter3532 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the show, but this is not one of their better shows. Someone call Jo Brand or Jennifer Saunders!

  • @tracy9531
    @tracy9531 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I wonder why everyone is wearing black,is it a coincidence?(I am a Johnny come lately to say the least)

  • @mickmickymick6927
    @mickmickymick6927 ปีที่แล้ว

    Prof Fry is great, they should get smart people on more often, they're usually better than these 'comedians'

  • @member00
    @member00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Seriously, the hignfy writers are screwed since Biden won. They need help writing Biden jokes or need to just avoid the topic. "He's old and gonna die" doesn't count as satire. It's just crass, unfunny, and ageist.

    • @garrick3727
      @garrick3727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I suppose they are not used to having to put effort into writing jokes about the US President, since Trump pretty much wrote the jokes for them. Trump made everyone in media really lazy, and I suspect they will still be going on about Trump for a couple of years even if Biden gets in office because they are so used to talking about him.

    • @thrownot5740
      @thrownot5740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      almost every time the royal family comes up there are jokes about how ancient and senile queen and immidate family are and that charles will die before his mother. some people get upset every time just like you will every time they will mention, rightfully, that biden is old as hell to be an effective head of state

    • @franlamb409
      @franlamb409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thrownot5740 trumster is 2 yrs "younger" and he's insane
      Boris also writes his own press

    • @louieberg2942
      @louieberg2942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Which is why Ian and, especially, Paul were making something of a fuss about it. They clearly thought it was lazy writing.

    • @eastvandb
      @eastvandb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh, yeah, it's lazy writing that got turned into a fascinating and slightly raw bit of performance. It was uncomfortable at times, but in a way I found utterly engaging.
      Couple it with the audience missing picture for a chunk of the episode and this one is pure Covid. I adored them all for it as performers riffing. Presumably none of that is in the standard length episode.

  • @patriciawarnock4751
    @patriciawarnock4751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I agree - when I went to bed Trump was winning but when I woke up suddenly Biden won - oh yes?

  • @boomerang8909
    @boomerang8909 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    40:55 Looks like the ROYAL family can't accept the FACT they GOT RID of Princess Diana.

  • @Kowasi
    @Kowasi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I get a bad feeling about the mortality jokes regarding the American President Elect. (A.P.E. anybody?) These comedians are not spring chickens themselves.

  • @georgegraham6069
    @georgegraham6069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    oh dear . miss scientist got the definition of exponent incorrect . D+. must try harder.

    • @RobbyTheBelgian
      @RobbyTheBelgian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She was correct. They were talking about "exponential", not "exponent". For example, 2^x is an exponential function (2 to the power of x), whereas x^2 (x squared) is not an exponential function.

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol this is a ridiculous comment. Some armchair pedant correcting Dr. Hannah Fry on the definition of a mathematical term

  • @bwfvc7770
    @bwfvc7770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That, "Metaphor", is a Hypnotic device to by-pass the brains, "critical function", which is basically the Conscious mind whose role is, basically, to dismiss extraneous, intrusive, time wasting information that slows your mind down. By the use of Metaphor, your brain creates the images that the Metaphor paints and so changes your mental state to your subconscious mind and your conscious mind, critical function, ceases and the MESSAGE is absorbed by your unconscious mind. You have been Hypnotised and don't even know it, what's more, you will be very indignant at the mere suggestion of it. The significance of this is, that your "leaders", are blatantly using these mind controlling techniques on you. Get off the "Train".

  • @ericminch
    @ericminch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why does Ian need a partner? Can't he just play together with his wattle?

  • @AllIsWellaus
    @AllIsWellaus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the show but Paul and Merton are looking increasingly out of touch.

  • @karry299
    @karry299 ปีที่แล้ว

    Haha, just you wait a little bit, Biden will give you plenty of comedy material, before nuclear armageddon.

  • @SusieNation
    @SusieNation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dr. Hannah Fry feels like she has *zingers*, but her jokes aren’t landing as cutting or funny as she thinks.

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't like to take this approach but Hannah is a very smart very nerdy comedian and if you're not getting her jokes that's a you problem not a her problem. Her jokes absolutely landed

  • @fredflintstoner596
    @fredflintstoner596 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view !"
    Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam."
    Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!"
    Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..."
    Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!"
    Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky."
    Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction."
    Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment?"

  • @lauriesicardaskey
    @lauriesicardaskey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There comes a time when even the most popular comedy programs should come to an end. And this proves it.

  • @techloidtech2051
    @techloidtech2051 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeah Trump bad, Biden bad too. Don't forget that.
    Like seriously you pearl clutching virtue signallers.

  • @jonathaneffemey4892
    @jonathaneffemey4892 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for posting