Chris you make me laugh I look forward to your videos because you are so entertaining & funny & don’t give to flying F about anything you live life to the full bless you.👏
Cars back in the 80’s and 90’s when I was growing up used to be so easy to work on. Not a chance these days I found a decent mechanic that does it all for me I always bung him a bit extra for the time it takes to piss about changing something that used to be a half hour job, takes 2 hrs to get to the pissing thing keep struggling love to all❤
Haha... Chris I nearly went myself laughing listening to your screw and design rant. Your absolutely right mate, your start was uplifting and your finish was unfortunately hilarious. .sry bro for your struggle.
Bloody brilliant video as always Chris, thank you very much buddy!! 👌 I could watch you all day!! I completely sympathise with you on that ignition barrel change mate, so bloody frustrating that you have to dismantle half the car to get access, frickin joke!!! 🤬 As you said, if the designers have to replace this stuff it would be made much easier no doubt!! All the best to you & all the family mate. Nearly Friday…dun dun dun 🍺🍺🍺 Yeah it is!!! 🤠
Chris mate went trying to get to the screws on the ignition couldn’t u just drill through the plastic panels in line with the screw heads, just a thought buddy 👍👍
You make me laugh Chris. You will mess about with little fiddly fork lifts and pressure washers happily. But as soon as you get near a van you lose your mind. I think it’s in your head, but it makes for good watching. Keep up the struggle! 😂
Lmao 😂 happy days Chris, my 1st shout was starter solenoid 🎉 them designers should have a year on the tools Chris, wait until you try to do a clutch on it 😂 hope you're having a great one cocker
Buy a long drill bit Chris and do what I do and drill a bloody hole through every panel to get to the screws, stuff taking hundreds of panels to get to two bloody screws.
My Mercedes kept cutting out on me I swapped some relays around and that fixed it permanently. After several diagnostic visits and £100's I fixed it myself! 😅 That's exactly what mine used to do cut out mostly within a mile of starting and would start straight up again. If you were quick you could restart whilst still rolling.
Chris that van seems like an ignition fault to me, to be sure, if u connect up a bulb, one end to the ignition wire on the switch (or anywhere really but that'd probably easiet to get to) other wire to earth, then let him drive it, if the light goes out when the fault occurs then its dropping out the ignition, could be an ignition relay but I had a look online and couldn't find where it is on one of those vans sorry. Hope u get it fixed
The flat plate inside the solenoid has welded itself to the contacts but with starter motors now you can't remove the cover and clean all the arking/burning off it, some of the early 2000 MG Rovers had a starter solenoid on them with a removable end cap so you could clean the live contacts and the plate that makes the connection.
have been doing the head gasket on a volvo xc70 for the mother in law at the weekends (im a diyer so not being paid), have had a few rants likes this!!! seems the designers are against those that have to fix them. had to take so much crap of (mainly awd) just to get to one nut on the turbo!!!
Very entertaining, you have my sympathy. One solution to the visible but inaccessible scews is to use a step drill and drill holes in the offending panel opposite each screw and then unscrew !
Its a struggle Chris I know that one well buddy. I had the alternator struggle yesterday now waiting on parts got rear brakes to do you know the calipers are going to be seazed😂. I have listened to fitter Matt before he has own TH-cam channel to he's a good lad. Last ignition i did was audi a right pain in hoop. A Big 🔨 that Will sort it😂😂. Bloody good show Chris 👍👍
Chris which was the episode when Josh found the bird and was trying to raise it?? Still has me in tears laughing now when I think about it latched onto his finger 🤣 I wish I could find which video it’s on!
Take the black circle sensor round the barrel place it on the side and put the old coded key through it my freinds van does that he uses 2 keys for his van top bodge
Na'then Chris, that rant over the dash trim was epic, had me in tears laughing. Nowt like another blokes rant for entertainment! My pet hate is touch screens, more and more stuffs switched on and off with the *kin things. Touch screen goes faulty you're up shit creek, Can't beat big buttons and switches. Have a Fosters and chill mate.
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Chris you make me laugh I look forward to your videos because you are so entertaining & funny & don’t give to flying F about anything you live life to the full bless you.👏
Total Master class .. This is how to have a Rant.. 😀
@@IanMcfadyen-lk1hu 😂😂 un loaded some of my problems there Ian
Cars back in the 80’s and 90’s when I was growing up used to be so easy to work on. Not a chance these days I found a decent mechanic that does it all for me I always bung him a bit extra for the time it takes to piss about changing something that used to be a half hour job, takes 2 hrs to get to the pissing thing keep struggling love to all❤
You need an electric woodbine with your fosters mate to have a proper chillax😂😂😂😂😂
Bless you man
That has to be best rant ever! Absolutely hilarious 😂… you make me laugh Chris lol 😂
Haha... Chris I nearly went myself laughing listening to your screw and design rant. Your absolutely right mate, your start was uplifting and your finish was unfortunately hilarious. .sry bro for your struggle.
Bloody brilliant video as always Chris, thank you very much buddy!! 👌 I could watch you all day!! I completely sympathise with you on that ignition barrel change mate, so bloody frustrating that you have to dismantle half the car to get access, frickin joke!!! 🤬 As you said, if the designers have to replace this stuff it would be made much easier no doubt!! All the best to you & all the family mate. Nearly Friday…dun dun dun 🍺🍺🍺 Yeah it is!!! 🤠
Wow Chris that's the best Rant I've ever heard The best.
Chris mate went trying to get to the screws on the ignition couldn’t u just drill through the plastic panels in line with the screw heads, just a thought buddy 👍👍
Chris by the 19th minute I just wanted to give you a cuddle 😂
😂😂 cheers William mate, that would of been perfic
18:21 😂 love the strugglerant 😂
Easy big fellow easy
Best rant ever by the struggler king
This must have been the best rant you've ever done 😂
Pull off boost pipe when it cuts out Struggler and see if intake flap is sticking shut
You make me laugh Chris. You will mess about with little fiddly fork lifts and pressure washers happily. But as soon as you get near a van you lose your mind. I think it’s in your head, but it makes for good watching. Keep up the struggle! 😂
Now that's the way to rant fantastic just Fantastic. Chris go and have a Fosters to cool down ha ha great video bud and stay safe all..🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺😂🤣😂🤣👍👍👍👍
Lmao 😂 happy days Chris, my 1st shout was starter solenoid 🎉 them designers should have a year on the tools Chris, wait until you try to do a clutch on it 😂 hope you're having a great one cocker
Yep that was traumatic, I spent the first five minutes screaming “solenoid Chris” at the screen..
😂😂 I agree mate 💯
Buy a long drill bit Chris and do what I do and drill a bloody hole through every panel to get to the screws, stuff taking hundreds of panels to get to two bloody screws.
I’m glad to hear you now work Saturdays 👌
My Mercedes kept cutting out on me I swapped some relays around and that fixed it permanently.
After several diagnostic visits and £100's I fixed it myself! 😅
That's exactly what mine used to do cut out mostly within a mile of starting and would start straight up again. If you were quick you could restart whilst still rolling.
Chris that van seems like an ignition fault to me, to be sure, if u connect up a bulb, one end to the ignition wire on the switch (or anywhere really but that'd probably easiet to get to) other wire to earth, then let him drive it, if the light goes out when the fault occurs then its dropping out the ignition, could be an ignition relay but I had a look online and couldn't find where it is on one of those vans sorry. Hope u get it fixed
The flat plate inside the solenoid has welded itself to the contacts but with starter motors now you can't remove the cover and clean all the arking/burning off it, some of the early 2000 MG Rovers had a starter solenoid on them with a removable end cap so you could clean the live contacts and the plate that makes the connection.
Ahh just the ticket, a strugglers video,
While I'm dossing on the carpentry struggle, with a knee that's decided no go, hurty knee struggle 😢
Leak on Starter Motor to the brush pack.
have been doing the head gasket on a volvo xc70 for the mother in law at the weekends (im a diyer so not being paid), have had a few rants likes this!!! seems the designers are against those that have to fix them. had to take so much crap of (mainly awd) just to get to one nut on the turbo!!!
😂😂 howling extra miles 😂😂
You can tell Josh has limited intelligence piss right near the door so every two minutes Chris has the public toilet smell just brilliant
Love the content Chris....keep struggling buddy.....it's not over till it's over....Fosters on me this Friday..yeah it is
Very entertaining, you have my sympathy. One solution to the visible but inaccessible scews is to use a step drill and drill holes in the offending panel opposite each screw and then unscrew !
"Losing". Your patience isn't loose, loose is the opposite of tight. 🤣🤣
Bring back them crappy 70s ignition barrels, never needed a key for half of them just needed a coin from your pocket 😆😆😂
When it comes to screws I'd always rather be looking at them than looking for them, love the fucking rants big struggler 😂🇮🇪
LMFAO I know how ye feel mate, ive layed under cars n felt like crying with frustration ha
You have the patience of a saint with all those bloody panels. Big hammer would soon sort them out😂😂
That was a rant and a half 😂😂😂
Loved the rant 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Chris that is the rant of all rant`s.
I'm actually laughing my head off , totally agree I hate working on cars 😂💯💕
In Scottie’s yard they need a regime of jet washing the vehicles regularly, the amount of times you work on them and their full of crap 😮😮
Is everything at home OK chris? 🤣 that van really pissed you off 🤣🤣
Hey Chris, just to say great to finally meet you at Newark truckfest after the Lincoln disaster, here's to next year 🍻
Its a struggle Chris I know that one well buddy. I had the alternator struggle yesterday now waiting on parts got rear brakes to do you know the calipers are going to be seazed😂. I have listened to fitter Matt before he has own TH-cam channel to he's a good lad. Last ignition i did was audi a right pain in hoop. A Big 🔨 that Will sort it😂😂. Bloody good show Chris 👍👍
You had me pissing myself with the screw rant chris😅
Another great video has always chris and leahdag and family 👍
Sometimes we over think things Chris, its all part of the strugglers day, no point in making things too easy LOL
I honestly think this is peak Chris. You frickin legend lol
Good morning Chris…..I’ll catch this later, flat out at the moment, having morning brew….lol 👍😉🇮🇲👌
Can't beat a good old rant Chris lmao 🤣😂👍
Rant level 1million today Chris, love the professional ranter 🤣
They like to make electrical jobs as big a job as a big end bearing 😂😂
Stick to lorry’s Chris the parts are bigger 😂😂😂
Hahaha I've a funny feeling, that fork truck and that van,,,, LIMITED VIDEO, haha classic
Afternoon Chris very much appreciated top job don't work too hard mate 😅😊🚜🚛🚜🚛🔧🛠️🔧🛠️
WOW Fantastic ❤
Funny Chris , glad it’s not only me 😂😂 set fire to it Chris 😂😂
You got this Chris nearly friiidayyyyy 🎉
😂😂😂😂 Every time you never fail to make me pmsl. Quality
Chris if you designed anything you’d just draw the flintstones car 😂😂😂😂😂
You know what the problem is with that van Chris..... It's French.... 😂😂
got to love a French motor !
Another good video Chris whoop whoop 🎉👍👍👍👏👏👏👏
Excellent ranting Chris! Really top notch😂👍
Great struggle Chris. 😂🇨🇦. They design it like that so you can rant I believe. 🇨🇦
I love Chris and his epic rants 😂😂😂
Great rant again chris
I’m screaming at the TV; “drill off the bloody snap off head ignition barrel bolts” you 🤯 struggler numpty”…lol
Sound vid man, thanks.
Kin ell Chris , I was damn near wetting myself with your ranting , FKNG HILARIOUS pmsl
O M F G my sides are hurting chris ! March on matey
Just wait till you have to do a o/s frount spring on the boxer
Chris which was the episode when Josh found the bird and was trying to raise it?? Still has me in tears laughing now when I think about it latched onto his finger 🤣 I wish I could find which video it’s on!
Take the black circle sensor round the barrel place it on the side and put the old coded key through it my freinds van does that he uses 2 keys for his van top bodge
If the coded key isnt through the circle the van will just turn over
Not in good tune today people Im with you on that one Chris about bad design on vehicles
Oh! You like the design then Chris??
Me Thinks you’ve got a screw loose!😂
We feel your pain Chris.
Funny I know the pain m8 love the rant top man
Them boots of yours have seen better days sure you could bodge them up 😂
Good morning Chris have a Great day Stewart
You getting pissed off at that van coz your doing sominthing to it and you no it’s not going to fix it lossing your shit hahaha am the same Chris
Why not have sum mini screw drivers in your kit chris, can get in to tighter smaller places😂
Hahaha……. Thought I was looking in a mirror when you were chuntering about the screws and designers.
Chris go and have a lay down mate 😂
i was only thinking the other day, it's ages since you were in the vortex
You tell them Chris 😂
Cracking rant about screws Chris 👍🤣
Puegot Designer crying in his frog and onion soup after hearing Chris's rant 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Chris need my car dash taken out fancy do it 😂😂
Chris’s you fooooooooolish boy brill vid. Mate
Best rant yes Chris. 🤣🤣
😂😂😂 the mileage going up
Shouting at my phone it's the starter Chris 😂
Haha am in striches mate love you haha x
Na'then Chris, that rant over the dash trim was epic, had me in tears laughing. Nowt like another blokes rant for entertainment! My pet hate is touch screens, more and more stuffs switched on and off with the *kin things. Touch screen goes faulty you're up shit creek, Can't beat big buttons and switches. Have a Fosters and chill mate.
😂 design rant!!.. 😂😂
Are you angry Chris??? hahah
Wicked rant chris 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Chris, I think you need a hug of somebody LOL 17:33
Top notch chris
Hammer.....removes 99% of stupid plastic covers in a jiffy😉
Most modern cars van are like it . We all have this trouble ol