Problem? Endeavour. Solution? Large-Scale Long-Term Fake-Dating. [MHA PODFIC] [CRACK]

“Izuku,” Shouto says, seriously, taking subtle pride in the way that he’s allowed to use Izuku’s given name.
Izuku looks up from his own notebooks (that Shouto might have taken inspiration from) to look at Shouto, eyes wide like they almost always are. “Yes, Shou-chan?” The other replies, and Shouto feels a wave of affection wash over him at the nickname - a sudden want to take Izuku away and make sure that no one can ever hurt him. It’s not an unusual feeling. Shouto seems to feel that sort of emotions around his closest friends a lot nowadays.
“Date me.”
Izuku blinks. “I- What?”
…Maybe Shouto should have phrased that better.
- - - -
So it seems that the true initiation to the Dekusquad is to… enable the fake dating polycule with the main purpose of pissing off Endeavour and secondary purpose of making a profit off the bets surrounding their speculated romantic relationships?
(aka, todoroki is petty, the dekusquad are enablers, and the fake dating here actually stays as just fake dating)
Written by: DarkColdSummer
Original work: archiveofourow...
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Leave the author a kudos, or else 🔪

[@iamthemarshmallow7695]

Izuku: so if he’s already homophonic, what’s worse than one boyfriend? TWO BOYFRIENDS AND THEIR GIRLFRIEND.
Also the words “fake-dating polycule” are now my favorite

[@Death-Dott]

They got married, for the bit. And only for the bit.
I applaud their dedication.

[@hplemon23]

✨and they were roommates✨
(Actually platonic addition)

[@krystallynx]

Todoroki being a Little Shit™
And his friends absolutely backing him up
Perfection
Also Gremlin Izuku adding to the chaos because more is more
Uraraka just eating him at dinner
Iida trying his very best to reign in the worst of the chaos, and mostly not succeeding

[@DarklingCreature]

Polyamorous queer platonic partners *out of spite*? Amazing. Immaculate flavor. Delicious.

[@iamthemarshmallow7695]

You give me podfics with queerplatonic relationships???? I am fulfilled, my crops are watered, I can die happy💚

[@bean_boithebest5997]

As a very petty aroace person, I would *totally* do this with my friends lmao

[@X0.xion.0x]

I love how shoto would do anything to piss off endeavor 😂

[@-writer-7289]

I'm not finished yet, but I have to say I adore your voice for Shouto. It just captures his character so well.

[@-writer-7289]

Ah this was so good!!

[@MsDogleaf]

@@-writer-7289 yesss

[@dmitrijd.kiskauskas2184]

DAAAAAMMMMMMMNNN!!!! The revenge plot against Endeavour just cracks me up. And how far are they ready to go? ALL THE WAY!!! XDD

[@bytchzilla]

Love this fic and the Vigilant Deku Squad fic too

[@yakaro_]

I LOVE ARO-ACE SHOTO! Finally, some representation. (and also f off endeavor, you sorry excuse for a flaming gene donor) Thank you 'Great Deity' for gifting us this podfic. Also, ace your exams just like Shoto aced his sexuality.(- ‿◦ )

[@memegirl4035]

"Nevermind, this will be wonderful." 😂😂

[@OwhatOtoOcallOmyself]

14:00 ngl I was kind of hoping ochako was going to say oh I'm infertile

[@sentientmushroom2594]

Same

[@serenastarz28]

No, that’s what I was hoping for, that Oro Chaka would say actually I’m transitioning to trans or something like that😂

[@ItalianPokeMage]

This fic was beautiful.

[@coul99]

We NEED more fics like this.

[@soulshard4713]

Any fic on pissing off Endeavor the flaming trash can 😂😂😂😂🎉

[@stonelarkquetzal]

I was laughing so hard at this and getting so into it that I got distracted from my coffee. To which I had to explain to my partners why I forgot my coffee...which is unheard of for me, lol. I love fake dating stories that turn into romantic stuff, but as an aroace person, I really appreciate fake dating that is just fake dating. I love your voices for all the characters.

[@Regulus-hz9bz]

"Convince Dabi to pretend to be Touya and rub it in Endeavors face" Ohh I has a surprise for you. Also I love how the fandom just made him a Todoroki before it became canon. I'm half convinced the author saw theory and just decided to make it canon

[@Yourlocaltrashgoblin]

Broooooo this fic, your reading, the well- everything
Amazing

[@jellysteve4284]

Shoto did the right thing

[@nicolebarelli7059]

When you didn't know something so perfect could exist or you needed this to exist.❤🛐❤🛐❤🛐

[@serinna-fish]

I was cackling the whole time oh my gosh that was hilarious

[@briannah476]

I think this actually might have been my favourite I'm laughing so much I'm crying😂

[@KevinJohnson-vp7rf]

New video
My bad day🔚

[@Ella-gw3me]

Crack, my favorite.

[@MothInASuit]

Omg I remember reading this, this perfectly captures the fic!

[@cindysmith-p4x]

I laughed so hard at this!! We love seeing endeavor suffer 🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂

[@ItalianPokeMage]

Good luck with your studies!

[@rainydayleopard959]

This fic had me laughing loud enough for my cat to wake up

[@watislife]

This podfic gave me the info to help my relationship thrive
Aka this is how I found out about the entire metamores stuff and now I have a girlfriend and a metamore

[@lilydafrog]

Shoto: "Because im gay✨ 💅✨"
BRO I DIED 😭💀

[@itz_era5873]

This is absolute comedy gold

[@Jessie-Lesbo]

Bro I was CACKLING by the end I love this istg😂😂😂
"I'm gonna tell him to fuck off"
"SHOTO-KUN!!!"

[@adesewaolunuga3306]

Ah nice I come to this channel just for the crack

[@Mid-Twilight_Madness]

Oh my God I love this, thank you for listening to my request. I'm going to cry I love this so much, your voice is so prue and pretty

[@Mid-Twilight_Madness]

I'm officially starting a tally everytime I watch this I'm going to add a tally mark. This makes 2

[@Mid-Twilight_Madness]

3

[@Mid-Twilight_Madness]

4

[@Mid-Twilight_Madness]

5

[@Mid-Twilight_Madness]

6

[@raekenoyer5132]

No words just happy

[@Local_Cat_Cryptid]

I live for endeavors suffering

[@piia-liisseeder3314]

I would be sorry for endevor BUT this is excellent payback to him :)

[@TexiTheTycoon]

Omg this made my entire day!! So goddamn funny lol XD

[@flamme_cat]

This is amazing, Im astonished at this absolute masterpiece

[@Grosswizir]

I Love this

[@justiceprime9245]

Honestly? I didn't expect fake relationship between Deku and Todoroki from that title. I genuinely thought that it will be Dekusquad catfish Endeavour fanfik... im stupid i know

[@AlicornQueen]

That would have been so funny 😂

[@johannajk5072]

Omg, loving the chaos 😂

[@metroplex-rx9pt]

NNNNNOOOO I NEED THE END

[@equestions8586]

Hell yeah😂 it's fine it's fiinne it's just feeeeneee

[@existentialbookwyrm9230]

yoo, I love this fic

[@ItalianPokeMage]

I know it's been 10 months, but I hope your exams went well.

[@deannatomkins-hj8tm]

OMG I love this 😂😂😂

[@sorrynotsorry2573]

Amazing

[@Lector_Omniscius]

Bahahahahabab litterly married

[@bread_bree]

I want them to adopt kids together

[@chelseatroch4200]

My nieds asexsel rep fore confort dis podfic an whaches dis like 1 a weak

[@serenastarz28]

Y’all I just looked up their polyol relationship tag with all of their names and why are there so many fanfics that?!?!? 😂😂😂😂

[@Ella-gw3me]

💀

[@A-fae-in-the-woods]

Are there any other fanfic like this one??

[@Draoter3]

No

[@Jay_hates_his_readers]

Tsu got ✨️paid✨️