Problem? Endeavour. Solution? Large-Scale Long-Term Fake-Dating. [MHA PODFIC] [CRACK]

“Izuku,” Shouto says, seriously, taking subtle pride in the way that he’s allowed to use Izuku’s given name.
Izuku looks up from his own notebooks (that Shouto might have taken inspiration from) to look at Shouto, eyes wide like they almost always are. “Yes, Shou-chan?” The other replies, and Shouto feels a wave of affection wash over him at the nickname - a sudden want to take Izuku away and make sure that no one can ever hurt him. It’s not an unusual feeling. Shouto seems to feel that sort of emotions around his closest friends a lot nowadays.
“Date me.”
Izuku blinks. “I- What?”
…Maybe Shouto should have phrased that better.
- - - -
So it seems that the true initiation to the Dekusquad is to… enable the fake dating polycule with the main purpose of pissing off Endeavour and secondary purpose of making a profit off the bets surrounding their speculated romantic relationships?
(aka, todoroki is petty, the dekusquad are enablers, and the fake dating here actually stays as just fake dating)
Written by: DarkColdSummer
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[@iamthemarshmallow7695]

Izuku: so if he’s already homophonic, what’s worse than one boyfriend? TWO BOYFRIENDS AND THEIR GIRLFRIEND.
Also the words “fake-dating polycule” are now my favorite

[@hplemon23]

✨and they were roommates✨
(Actually platonic addition)

[@Death-Dott]

They got married, for the bit. And only for the bit.
I applaud their dedication.

[@DarklingCreature]

Polyamorous queer platonic partners *out of spite*? Amazing. Immaculate flavor. Delicious.

[@krystallynx]

Todoroki being a Little Shit™
And his friends absolutely backing him up
Perfection
Also Gremlin Izuku adding to the chaos because more is more
Uraraka just eating him at dinner
Iida trying his very best to reign in the worst of the chaos, and mostly not succeeding

[@X0.xion.0x]

I love how shoto would do anything to piss off endeavor 😂

[@-writer-7289]

I'm not finished yet, but I have to say I adore your voice for Shouto. It just captures his character so well.

[@-writer-7289]

Ah this was so good!!

[@MsDogleaf]

@@-writer-7289 yesss

[@iamthemarshmallow7695]

You give me podfics with queerplatonic relationships???? I am fulfilled, my crops are watered, I can die happy💚

[@bytchzilla]

Love this fic and the Vigilant Deku Squad fic too

[@bean_boithebest5997]

As a very petty aroace person, I would *totally* do this with my friends lmao

[@dmitrijd.kiskauskas2184]

DAAAAAMMMMMMMNNN!!!! The revenge plot against Endeavour just cracks me up. And how far are they ready to go? ALL THE WAY!!! XDD

[@OwhatOtoOcallOmyself]

14:00 ngl I was kind of hoping ochako was going to say oh I'm infertile

[@sentientmushroom2594]

Same

[@serenastarz28]

No, that’s what I was hoping for, that Oro Chaka would say actually I’m transitioning to trans or something like that😂

[@yakaro_]

I LOVE ARO-ACE SHOTO! Finally, some representation. (and also f off endeavor, you sorry excuse for a flaming gene donor) Thank you 'Great Deity' for gifting us this podfic. Also, ace your exams just like Shoto aced his sexuality.(- ‿◦ )

[@memegirl4035]

"Nevermind, this will be wonderful." 😂😂

[@soulshard4713]

Any fic on pissing off Endeavor the flaming trash can 😂😂😂😂🎉

[@ItalianPokeMage]

This fic was beautiful.

[@jellysteve4284]

Shoto did the right thing

[@stonelarkquetzal]

I was laughing so hard at this and getting so into it that I got distracted from my coffee. To which I had to explain to my partners why I forgot my coffee...which is unheard of for me, lol. I love fake dating stories that turn into romantic stuff, but as an aroace person, I really appreciate fake dating that is just fake dating. I love your voices for all the characters.

[@coul99]

We NEED more fics like this.

[@KevinJohnson-vp7rf]

New video
My bad day🔚

[@nicolebarelli7059]

When you didn't know something so perfect could exist or you needed this to exist.❤🛐❤🛐❤🛐

[@Yourlocaltrashgoblin]

Broooooo this fic, your reading, the well- everything
Amazing

[@serinna-2007]

I was cackling the whole time oh my gosh that was hilarious

[@ItalianPokeMage]

Good luck with your studies!

[@cindysmith-p4x]

I laughed so hard at this!! We love seeing endeavor suffer 🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂

[@Local_Cat_Cryptid]

I live for endeavors suffering

[@briannah476]

I think this actually might have been my favourite I'm laughing so much I'm crying😂

[@rainydayleopard959]

This fic had me laughing loud enough for my cat to wake up

[@itz_era5873]

This is absolute comedy gold

[@MothInASuit]

Omg I remember reading this, this perfectly captures the fic!

[@Jessie-Lesbo]

Bro I was CACKLING by the end I love this istg😂😂😂
"I'm gonna tell him to fuck off"
"SHOTO-KUN!!!"

[@piia-liisseeder3314]

I would be sorry for endevor BUT this is excellent payback to him :)

[@raekenoyer5132]

No words just happy

[@watislife]

This podfic gave me the info to help my relationship thrive
Aka this is how I found out about the entire metamores stuff and now I have a girlfriend and a metamore

[@equestions8586]

Hell yeah😂 it's fine it's fiinne it's just feeeeneee

[@flamme_cat]

This is amazing, Im astonished at this absolute masterpiece

[@lilydafrog]

Shoto: "Because im gay✨ 💅✨"
BRO I DIED 😭💀

[@johannajk5072]

Omg, loving the chaos 😂

[@metroplex-rx9pt]

NNNNNOOOO I NEED THE END

[@Mid-Twilight_Madness]

Oh my God I love this, thank you for listening to my request. I'm going to cry I love this so much, your voice is so prue and pretty

[@Mid-Twilight_Madness]

I'm officially starting a tally everytime I watch this I'm going to add a tally mark. This makes 2

[@Mid-Twilight_Madness]

3

[@Mid-Twilight_Madness]

4

[@Mid-Twilight_Madness]

5

[@Mid-Twilight_Madness]

6

[@Ella-gw3me]

Crack, my favorite.

[@adesewaolunuga3306]

Ah nice I come to this channel just for the crack

[@justiceprime9245]

Honestly? I didn't expect fake relationship between Deku and Todoroki from that title. I genuinely thought that it will be Dekusquad catfish Endeavour fanfik... im stupid i know

[@AlicornQueen]

That would have been so funny 😂

[@Grosswizir]

I Love this

[@TexiTheTycoon]

Omg this made my entire day!! So goddamn funny lol XD

[@bread_bree]

I want them to adopt kids together

[@sorrynotsorry2573]

Amazing

[@existentialbookwyrm9230]

yoo, I love this fic

[@ItalianPokeMage]

I know it's been 10 months, but I hope your exams went well.

[@deannatomkins-hj8tm]

OMG I love this 😂😂😂

[@chelseatroch4200]

My nieds asexsel rep fore confort dis podfic an whaches dis like 1 a weak

[@serenastarz28]

Y’all I just looked up their polyol relationship tag with all of their names and why are there so many fanfics that?!?!? 😂😂😂😂

[@Lector_Omniscius]

Bahahahahabab litterly married

[@A-fae-in-the-woods]

Are there any other fanfic like this one??

[@Ella-gw3me]

💀

[@Draoter3]

No

[@Jay_hates_his_readers]

Tsu got ✨️paid✨️