When she asked "why not?" I was expecting something like, "it's code for being a gambling addict" but "protein power isn't a complete meal" is also very spot on
Because he thinks he knows everything about money, spending, and investments, so he will be both a participant and "the expert" in every money argument.
@@serraangel7465 Trust me, I speak From Experience here...Boost isn't that great... i was in the hospital for 6 months had to choke down that crap every day
Been there! I was into music, he was into his sound system. I let him keep the sound system. He gave it more attention than his redhead. Now I can enjoy the music. 😂
Everyone ignores blue collar guys. i got a jacked union-vested husband who makes six figures and has a better benefits package than senators. IDEK what finance people do but cocaine.
Not everyone, but the further south you go in this country, the more “right to work” states and union busting you run into, so for a long while union blue guys were a rare breed. Whereas every bro with a Robinhood account is calling himself a “day trader”. 😅
This is the problem with finance yes. Like saying ‘I wanna date cops but I don’t want to be beat up’ 😂 Self selects for those with broken brains in a not-cute-even-sometimes way
Honestly as someone who’s been diagnosed with adhd since I was 4. It’s so annoying to hear. None of the meds really work wonders, all of them have severe side effects and you just have to find yours. I can’t do stimulants because they make me go a little crazy and I’ll get the jackass new adhd’er who’ll go then you must not really have it. Like it’s some sort of competition and a scale doesn’t exist. My favorite comment when I do have an actual frustration with my disorder, is isn’t everyone a little “adhd” like no. No they are not.
@sierraarzate7348 I guess at least you were diagnosed early. For those of us getting diagnosed in our 30's and 40's dealing with a lot of internalised hatred due to our percieved laziness or incompetence medication is a curiousity. We know there are side effects, we've goteen this far without out and it seems to be one thing not shared online about ADHD. Which fair... because private medical details but also probably because of a high rate of self diagnoses.
As someone who is a millennial and was lucky enough to be diagnosed young - firstly: meds affect everyone differently. One med may not work for some people but be excellent for another. There's nothing wrong with asking people about their experiences with different meds as it can give some insight into similarities among a certain med. But I will always strongly suggest a good Dr and taking time for trial and error. However, it does suck when the people who don't do well with any meds or choose not to take them, want to criticize those of who do take them and find them helpful. We all handle it differently and that doesn't make any of us better than the next. Secondly: even those of us who were diagnosed early didn't always get the right help. I was diagnosed in the mid 90's at 8 years old but I was given meds and then pretty much ignored. So I actually go through many of the same emotions and internal shame struggles and those just getting diagnosed at 30 - 40. I wasn't taught how to regulate or handle being adhd. Yes it was an explanation but many people wouldn't believe it was real and I know as an adult I was on the right meds or dose so it helped but only a little.
Most Millenials are now in their thirties. That's mean that they are old enough to reconize the relationships mistakes they made when they were in their early twenties. But also that they are young enough to 1) know a few similar stuff about the dating pool nowaday (so they know what those finance bros are) and 2) remember more clearly not only the behavior of this type of guys but also their own mindstate at the same age.
You know Millennials are older now, right? Like I'm a Millennial and I am 39. My Husband is a Xennial and he is 44. This is definitely how I would be presenting things to the Gen Zer.
Finance people are the most workaholic people I've worked with. This is the kind of people that sleeps 3-4 hours a day, works on the weekends and holidays, and their hobby is inflicting excruciating pain in their bodies by going to ride their bicycle or going to crossfit gyms. if they ever have free time they'll be studying to get new finance certifications or planning new ways to invest their money. So yeah, you'll end up going out with a rich guy that won't let you spend his money and you won't be seeing ever because he's too busy working
Look for a tradesman,blue collar. Make sure he treats you like mom in public, and treats you how you want it the bedroom. And don’t try fixing a broken one. 😊
The TikTok is an intentional joke, hence the original poster's tone, but so many people are taking her seriously because "WOMEN THESE DAYS HAVE IMPOSSIBLE STANDARDS 😤" incel tears. 😂
@@jadaw644 i know the meme 😂 women are just impossible! They want attractive partners who are financially stable and cool, what are they even saying!? /s
If they are too into “The Wolf of Wall Street” (you know what I mean) PLEASE RUN. I was an econ major for one semester and I couldn’t stand these men. 😅
It’s probably meant to be interpretable as most art is. It’s most likely satire, with the caveat that like you said should one of those guys stumble into life you try and keep em. Statistically though, what the song presents is next to impossible. 😂
Bruh I couldn't do Vyvanse for my ADHD, it gave me weird side effects like crying for like 30min when it wore off for no reason and bad appetite supression, so I went back to regular Dexedrine and it was soo much better, litterally didn't have either problem anymore. So like for anyone that doesn't feel good on Vyvanse you might want to switch cause whatever the extra lysine molecule does in lisdexamphetamine it does more than just make it unabsorbable in any other way than eating.
@@HerbaMachina Just curious, how did the doses you were taking compare? I had issues going from adderall to vyvanse, but apparently 1mg of adderall = 2-3mg of vyvanse and when the dose was adjusted it was a huge improvement.
Finance is a pathetic career. Instead of contributing to society you leech as much money as possible from it. Ladies go for a real man look for tradesmen.
Gen X here, and we were totally appropriately represented! 🤣 Thank you Gen Z for helping me come out as nonbinary and finally getting diagnosed as autistic. (Though I did discover Vyvanse before Gen Z, but they’ve introduced me to so many great things, including unapologetically advocating for myself).
Omg thank! Vyvanse was a God send even though it was like 400 a month or something crazy like that 10 years ago. The breakdown from lack of sleep I had Monthly was totally worth it. After 2 or 3 years of that I went off it and it last another few years till it was totally out of my system. Fond memories. Cool to know it might be cheaper now. I didn't get diagnosed Dr wanted to put me on antidepressants. Thank God I didn't, dangerous shit. I said if I could think straight I wouldn't have reason to be having a crisis. Lol he said sure give it a try. A little too easy. But glad. Helped me lay down some better neurol path ways.
Fun fact: wine is not improving your heart in ANY way people who regularly buy and drink wine (no not the box wine karen) are on average healthier because they have more money at their disposal for their health and thus also worry less.
@@springheeledjack165 okay, now YOU are. Do you want to read traumadumping? I can't afford therapy, anyways, I'm traumadumping. So, my dad died last year, he had leukemia and a heart attack two years into treatment, and since chemo fucked him up so bad, y'know, his body was shit. So, I started being some kind of another parent for my younger brother about three years ago, when he started the treatment, because my mom had to take care of him in the hospital a couple times a week. I had to cook, clean, wake him up to go to school, etc. And now he's dead. He was a really good dad (y'know, like, accepting & very present), and now he won't be there for my graduation in December, and he wasn't in my nineteenth birthday (a week and a day ago today), and he wasn't in my eighteenth birthday-, and he won't be in any of my birthdays, or my wedding, or when I start college, or when I graduate college, or when I move out, orto teach me how to pay taxes- and I'm so tired of being an adult now without knowing that I'm doing for *so* long now. Thanks for talking to me :) ur nice, I hope you are like Achilles someday & kill a bunch of people or smth and be very fast and have a hot partner & a warrior son that is willing to fight for your honor or whatever
Gen Z not listening to the dating advice of millennials is spot on. Dating right now sucks ASS because SO many people are looking for that bullshit "666" model, and *THEN* they are *EXPECTING MORE* as in 6'4" 600,000 and 8". Like, fuck's sake. People aren't dating to meet their match anymore. They're dating fuckign COMPETITIVELY. And it is fucking disgusting.
I just want a man of God that I personally find attractive. Even if he is not the most handsome in the world, attraction is not dependable on beauty. I just want to be a good wife to a good man ☺️✨️
ADHD is hereditary, but most parents see their own thoughts, feelings, and actions as "normal" until their kids get diagnosed. Also, 45% of women with ADHD also have PMDD.
6'5" in finance? Uhm... she is going to be single for a VERY long time😂😂😂😂 then she will be single and 6'5" under dirt, because that is the kind of guy in finance.
There is a reason gen x wasn’t involved in this conversation. Also, u looking for 6’5 in finance-ha! Cracking up-why do women not understand that you HAVE to choose what you actually want-good looking or good brains!
First of all I’m a banker and I’m a polite, cautious, and boring person. Second, I’m the lame kind of banker that deals with checking accounts and loans.
“Wine is not a drug. It’s good for your heart” “So is grape juice” 😂 actually grape juice is better because it has the same benefit(s) without the consequences that excessive alcohol consumption has.
I think we're misunderstanding when they say 6'5".... I think they just mean 65. I think they are looking for Grandpa, someone they can convince that they love so that he will leave everything to them when he dies instead of his already existing children who were probably 15 years older than them...
Brotip: Vyvanse is not just NOT addictive, it's actually the first known and scientifically tested effective replacement drug for meth addiction. People are claiming a drug that helps treat addiction is causing that addiction 🥳🎉
Finance bros are all awful, just different flavors of awful. Do you want "I'm too into drugs to work for a living so I gamble ahem I mean day trade" or do you want "I'm slightly more casual about my drug use and extremely boring. Also my dad got me this job at Goldman Sachs and his connections guarantee that I've never had to be accountable for anything in my life"?
So, Fishing for a giraffe in a mid west USA pond casting wool yarn and an ear ring from a putter club. Maybe just buy a lotto ticket and see what happens there? I actually do know a 6'5" guy in finance, but he has been with his spouse since grade school.
Grrr grrrr grrrrr Gen x are NOT boomers 😭 that’s OUR parents gen! Just like being forgotten at home and a latch-key kid? We’re forgetting here as well! 😂😢
I can’t believe what a loser I am! Every one of the small group of women I don’t measure up. And after watching it several times, I also can’t figure out if I’m blessed or cursed.
I like how unrealistic body standards have come to men now...but I mean, it's not like there's a surgery to be so tall that I'm going to need back, neck, knee, and hip surgeries later on in life. Taller people also have more heart related issues. It's not like dudes can do something healthy to get taller. But it's whatever. Enjoy your unrealistic standards from the comfort of your couch.
Gen X is laughing too hard to join the convos, I assume. Although. I'm a millennial. I used to be married to a Gen Xer who was banned from day trading. Do not recommend.
Sorry to ruin it but you're most likely getting some version of sound system in every man. For some it's cars, for me it's 7 guitars (haven't been able to afford more) and you name it. I was always taught women look for a guy that makes them laugh. Or maybe it's just this country where they don't care much about profession.
As someone who worked in finance....why dafuq would you want someone in finance? Money and slightly unhinged aren't a good combination. Best to not elaborate but I stand by that
She says “I want a banker over six five” I am a banker over six five who wants a genuine connection with a woman who doesn’t want me for my looks or money…. What’s that about men only being interested in one thing? Oh right We don’t need women’s money!!
As a woman who has men who are 6 5 in her family...have that as a stipulation for getting a man is insane. No one is 6 5 I almost never see my brother stand next to someone and not be taller
There is a calculator for showing the ratio of your prefferred person(s). You can put in their height, wage, age, race, etc. And it will tell yoy the approximate percentage of how many of those people are in your country/the world
You do not want a man who is 6’5” unless you are also very tall. You will feel like a child next to him if he is a foot taller than you. And it makes all the things difficult. Imo, 4-6 inches taller than you is the sweet spot. “Finance” isn’t bad, but a CPA, underwriter, or compliance officer are going to be more generally reliable.
And yet she refuses to cook for him, refuses to clean for him, refuses to pay for dates with him, expects him to treat her like a princess for simply existing while offering nothing of value and contributing zero to the relationship. Oh, and she expects him to be loyal to only her throughout all of this. Good luck, ladies of this generation!
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When she asked "why not?" I was expecting something like, "it's code for being a gambling addict" but "protein power isn't a complete meal" is also very spot on
You can get boost power and add it. As a sick person.
Yes and I imagine you would be competing for attention with the stock numbers
Because he thinks he knows everything about money, spending, and investments, so he will be both a participant and "the expert" in every money argument.
@@serraangel7465 Trust me, I speak From Experience here...Boost isn't that great... i was in the hospital for 6 months had to choke down that crap every day
@@donnawestbrook8992thank you. I enjoyed but didn’t quite understand
He’s into his sound system 😂
And you’re gonna get put on a T-shirt while listening to Huey Lewis and the news
I can’t BELIEVE I’m the first thumbs up for that^!
Been there! I was into music, he was into his sound system. I let him keep the sound system. He gave it more attention than his redhead. Now I can enjoy the music. 😂
I felt attacked 😂 not even a man but I feel it and I totally see the guy archetype
I've never met a hifi enthusiast who owned a good record.
the gen xer chiming in solely to ask about the adderall took me the fuck out 😂
🙋♀️😅
Came here to say this 😂
Killed me fr
It is very accurate to my experience as a millennial with ADHD 😂
Gen Xers never get a mention...😅😢
He’s into his sound system…truer words were not spoken
The whole “American Psycho” bit had me 💀
No doubt. Right in the feels.
"And you're looking... In Finance?"
WAAAAAAAAAAA!
Underrated af
This one really got me hahaha
Everyone ignores blue collar guys. i got a jacked union-vested husband who makes six figures and has a better benefits package than senators. IDEK what finance people do but cocaine.
And if they're anything like a few of the friends' kids that I know (I'm ~60) they could use a smart woman to keep 'em in line.
@@thatjeff7550 yes but smart women have better things to do with their lives.
I was that man. But apparently it wasn't enough for my EX. We needed to have massive growth in profit each year over the last apparently.
Probably work more years than blue collar workers.
Not everyone, but the further south you go in this country, the more “right to work” states and union busting you run into, so for a long while union blue guys were a rare breed. Whereas every bro with a Robinhood account is calling himself a “day trader”. 😅
THE GEN X "do you like it?" IS SO REAL BC MY MOM IS JUST NOW GETTING MEDICATED AND SHE ASKS ALL HER MILLENIAL COWORKERS AB THIS
I can confirm she gets GenX right in her other skits as well
I'm an elder millenial and that is absolutely the part I zeroed in on. Lol, tell me more!
Honestly Vyvanse is pretty good so yes
As a mid-old millennial, with young Gen X parents, it's a little too real. 🤣😬🤦♂️
I was getting slightly offended that gen x was being left out but then ...BINGO she nailed us! Lol
"so is grape juice" I spy with my little eye a fellow listener of Maintenance Phase 😂😂😂
Eyyyyy 🖐🏼
Aww, C'mon. You don't want a guy in finance. You want someone with a stronger moral compass like a drug dealer or a hitman.
To be fair. They even unalive the p333d0 in prison. So yes, they do have a stronger moral compass than lawyers and bankers
Dude you need to lay off the Prizzi’s Honor but I agree that just because he’s a killer doesn’t mean he’s not a good man
Or a plug level dealer who happens to also be a finance manager 😂
So you mean insurance lawyer?
Never specified it had to be a "good" moral compass, just "strong"
Too many genuine psychopaths in finance 😅
This is the problem with finance yes. Like saying ‘I wanna date cops but I don’t want to be beat up’ 😂
Self selects for those with broken brains in a not-cute-even-sometimes way
It's just boring unless you feel alive when risking somebody's Mills 😂
Have you met an attorney?
Women love psychopaths.
Serial killers get thousands of love letters every year
Gen Xer here and among one of the gazillions finally being diagnosed with ADHD. The “Do you like it?” is too real. 😂😂😂
Honestly as someone who’s been diagnosed with adhd since I was 4. It’s so annoying to hear. None of the meds really work wonders, all of them have severe side effects and you just have to find yours. I can’t do stimulants because they make me go a little crazy and I’ll get the jackass new adhd’er who’ll go then you must not really have it. Like it’s some sort of competition and a scale doesn’t exist.
My favorite comment when I do have an actual frustration with my disorder, is isn’t everyone a little “adhd” like no. No they are not.
@@sierraarz I’m so sorry you’ve encountered that. People don’t understand it’s a very broad spectrum.
@sierraarzate7348 I guess at least you were diagnosed early. For those of us getting diagnosed in our 30's and 40's dealing with a lot of internalised hatred due to our percieved laziness or incompetence medication is a curiousity. We know there are side effects, we've goteen this far without out and it seems to be one thing not shared online about ADHD. Which fair... because private medical details but also probably because of a high rate of self diagnoses.
@@mamavibetribe8878 This! I’m 56 and the emotions of knowing my whole life could’ve been different is heart breaking and painful.
As someone who is a millennial and was lucky enough to be diagnosed young - firstly: meds affect everyone differently. One med may not work for some people but be excellent for another. There's nothing wrong with asking people about their experiences with different meds as it can give some insight into similarities among a certain med. But I will always strongly suggest a good Dr and taking time for trial and error. However, it does suck when the people who don't do well with any meds or choose not to take them, want to criticize those of who do take them and find them helpful. We all handle it differently and that doesn't make any of us better than the next.
Secondly: even those of us who were diagnosed early didn't always get the right help. I was diagnosed in the mid 90's at 8 years old but I was given meds and then pretty much ignored. So I actually go through many of the same emotions and internal shame struggles and those just getting diagnosed at 30 - 40. I wasn't taught how to regulate or handle being adhd. Yes it was an explanation but many people wouldn't believe it was real and I know as an adult I was on the right meds or dose so it helped but only a little.
I feel so seen as the millennial was the voice of reason!! Lol
Idk I feel like millennial is really a xennial. Way too mature for millennial, too aware to be X
Most Millenials are now in their thirties. That's mean that they are old enough to reconize the relationships mistakes they made when they were in their early twenties. But also that they are young enough to 1) know a few similar stuff about the dating pool nowaday (so they know what those finance bros are) and 2) remember more clearly not only the behavior of this type of guys but also their own mindstate at the same age.
I feel like Millennials are becoming the middle children of the generational family
@@vnleaoagreed!
You know Millennials are older now, right? Like I'm a Millennial and I am 39. My Husband is a Xennial and he is 44.
This is definitely how I would be presenting things to the Gen Zer.
Finance people are the most workaholic people I've worked with. This is the kind of people that sleeps 3-4 hours a day, works on the weekends and holidays, and their hobby is inflicting excruciating pain in their bodies by going to ride their bicycle or going to crossfit gyms. if they ever have free time they'll be studying to get new finance certifications or planning new ways to invest their money. So yeah, you'll end up going out with a rich guy that won't let you spend his money and you won't be seeing ever because he's too busy working
Lol, exactly
I suspected it would be similar to that. I would rather have cuddle time together after work.
Can confirm.
Her perfect man is Patrick Bateman.
Nope. Not even Bateman is good enough. 6’ and green eyes doesn’t make the cut.
Look for a tradesman,blue collar. Make sure he treats you like mom in public, and treats you how you want it the bedroom. And don’t try fixing a broken one. 😊
This is the answer
What does treats you like mom in public mean?
@@Nersiusrespect mahbo
@@Nersius being a gentleman, southern gentleman in my book.
My first thought when I heard the og tiktok was “ohhh honey, you haven’t dated any men in finance have you?”
The TikTok is an intentional joke, hence the original poster's tone, but so many people are taking her seriously because "WOMEN THESE DAYS HAVE IMPOSSIBLE STANDARDS 😤" incel tears. 😂
@@jadaw644 i know the meme 😂 women are just impossible! They want attractive partners who are financially stable and cool, what are they even saying!? /s
0.1717% of men are over 6"5'. The odds get much worse from there...
Im 6’5
@@Lifesmostlol
@@Lifesmost now tell us. Are you in finance.. do you have. Trust fund. With blue eyes 😮
Hey, my partner is 6'5" with blue eyes. Healthiest relationship of my life, did not pick for looks but other women sure seem to like the looks lol.
"Yea we don't care."-The largest woman in the friend group
I have a man in finance, he's 6 foot, green eyes.....
I mean, he works at a bank, so yeah. Finance.
It's so funny to see my 6 ft, blue eyed husband who works in finance feel all giddy hearing that phrase.
Hawt
Emerald or seafoam?
@@wiifittseafoam for sure.
“Protein powder isn’t a complete breakfast.” I feel targeted 😂😂
What I have heard from most women in NYC is finance bros are typically the biggest ick 😂
If they are too into “The Wolf of Wall Street” (you know what I mean) PLEASE RUN. I was an econ major for one semester and I couldn’t stand these men. 😅
While Gen X quietly rolls their eyes in the corner at the entire conversation
I feel like that whole segment was from a girl who didn't want to date at all, but figured she'd do it if he was super human
It’s probably meant to be interpretable as most art is. It’s most likely satire, with the caveat that like you said should one of those guys stumble into life you try and keep em. Statistically though, what the song presents is next to impossible. 😂
*were
(My wife reads more than I do, so I at least get to be the pedant)
@@jameswilkerson4412 oh you mean it should be "if he were" instead of "if he was"?
only thing GenX cared about is if Vivance works, LOL
Criminally underviewed
Lol that soundsystem ending bit hit hard hahahahahaa!
Oh man, comin after sound system enthusiasts!!
Gen x rolled their eyes and went to get pizza
As someone who works in finance I resent this stereotype, and all the people in finance I know who are exactly like this.
The vyvance line calling me out 😭
Bruh I couldn't do Vyvanse for my ADHD, it gave me weird side effects like crying for like 30min when it wore off for no reason and bad appetite supression, so I went back to regular Dexedrine and it was soo much better, litterally didn't have either problem anymore.
So like for anyone that doesn't feel good on Vyvanse you might want to switch cause whatever the extra lysine molecule does in lisdexamphetamine it does more than just make it unabsorbable in any other way than eating.
@@HerbaMachina Omg, the crying thing was me too. I'm a millennial though.
@@HerbaMachina Just curious, how did the doses you were taking compare? I had issues going from adderall to vyvanse, but apparently 1mg of adderall = 2-3mg of vyvanse and when the dose was adjusted it was a huge improvement.
@@originalprecursor Same; I can't tell if I'm crying bc I'm a millennial or if it's the Vyvanse.
Gen X being Gen X. In the shadows asking the hard hitting question. Then sliding back out.
Thank you for excluding genx❤❤❤we date drummers.
Im in finance but you gotta flip the 6 and the 5 😂
_”I’m looking for a woman in comedy, brown hair, big boobs, in sweatpants”_ ……seriously, I’m looking for that!
Gen x just got a new customer.
Finance is a pathetic career. Instead of contributing to society you leech as much money as possible from it. Ladies go for a real man look for tradesmen.
But but but......blue eyes 🥺
My husband is in into his Sound system. I don't really love hearing about all of the details but we have really great sound!😂
I feel left out gen x
Nope! Watch again 😊
We would just say shut up
They asked about the Vyvanse
Not exactly representation. We're used to it.
Gen X here, and we were totally appropriately represented! 🤣 Thank you Gen Z for helping me come out as nonbinary and finally getting diagnosed as autistic. (Though I did discover Vyvanse before Gen Z, but they’ve introduced me to so many great things, including unapologetically advocating for myself).
It’s not Vyvanse any more. The patent ran out, so it’s called lizdexamphetamine.
I mean, mine still says vyvanse on the bottle
People still call mixed amphetamine salts adderall, even though the patent ran out ages ago
Oh shit the patent ran out? Thats good to know
Omg thank! Vyvanse was a God send even though it was like 400 a month or something crazy like that 10 years ago. The breakdown from lack of sleep I had Monthly was totally worth it. After 2 or 3 years of that I went off it and it last another few years till it was totally out of my system. Fond memories. Cool to know it might be cheaper now. I didn't get diagnosed Dr wanted to put me on antidepressants. Thank God I didn't, dangerous shit. I said if I could think straight I wouldn't have reason to be having a crisis. Lol he said sure give it a try. A little too easy. But glad. Helped me lay down some better neurol path ways.
Fun fact: wine is not improving your heart in ANY way people who regularly buy and drink wine (no not the box wine karen) are on average healthier because they have more money at their disposal for their health and thus also worry less.
this is a good skit
Finance bros are the worst people
Shouldn't it be 0/10 would not recommend? 🤔
Wait, is grape juice really good for you?
Notice how little gen x is involved in your nonsense
As a Gen Z queer child. Embrace the short kings!! 👑
Shhh, nobody is talking to you.
@@springheeledjack165 okay, now YOU are. Do you want to read traumadumping? I can't afford therapy, anyways, I'm traumadumping. So, my dad died last year, he had leukemia and a heart attack two years into treatment, and since chemo fucked him up so bad, y'know, his body was shit. So, I started being some kind of another parent for my younger brother about three years ago, when he started the treatment, because my mom had to take care of him in the hospital a couple times a week. I had to cook, clean, wake him up to go to school, etc. And now he's dead. He was a really good dad (y'know, like, accepting & very present), and now he won't be there for my graduation in December, and he wasn't in my nineteenth birthday (a week and a day ago today), and he wasn't in my eighteenth birthday-, and he won't be in any of my birthdays, or my wedding, or when I start college, or when I graduate college, or when I move out, orto teach me how to pay taxes- and I'm so tired of being an adult now without knowing that I'm doing for *so* long now.
Thanks for talking to me :) ur nice, I hope you are like Achilles someday & kill a bunch of people or smth and be very fast and have a hot partner & a warrior son that is willing to fight for your honor or whatever
“I take Vyvanse”
Me: sorry your drugs went from $1 per capsule to $13 per capsule this year…
Delusional vs. Disappointed vs. Disappointed with Experience. Someone forgot their anti-psychotic meds.
I've been on Ritalin, Cylert, and Adderall, what's this Vyvanse?
As someone who has used Vyvanse prescriptionally (is that a word?), DON’T TAKE THAT SHIT RECREATIONALLY
*cries in fried executive dysfunction*
Gen Z not listening to the dating advice of millennials is spot on.
Dating right now sucks ASS because SO many people are looking for that bullshit "666" model, and *THEN* they are *EXPECTING MORE* as in 6'4" 600,000 and 8".
Like, fuck's sake. People aren't dating to meet their match anymore. They're dating fuckign COMPETITIVELY. And it is fucking disgusting.
Didn't do drugs? Hmmm. Drug taking peaked with late boomers. Helped cope with 70s "malaise"
My sound system was 65k actually.
Magico S5 speakers ans Devialet Expert 1000 amp is the majority of it 😉
I just want a man of God that I personally find attractive. Even if he is not the most handsome in the world, attraction is not dependable on beauty. I just want to be a good wife to a good man ☺️✨️
my mommy and i are on the same take-as-needed anxiety meds and she asked me how i liked it haha
ADHD is hereditary, but most parents see their own thoughts, feelings, and actions as "normal" until their kids get diagnosed.
Also, 45% of women with ADHD also have PMDD.
it's a $20,000 Soundsystem and it's vintage pioneer I'll have you know. now let's snort some Adderall and get weird
Been on Vyvanse, 10/10 wouldn't recommend. Boosts msle libido something awful, and made teenage years hell
6'5" in finance? Uhm... she is going to be single for a VERY long time😂😂😂😂 then she will be single and 6'5" under dirt, because that is the kind of guy in finance.
I don't understand any of this except the adhd meds.
-Old Millenial
There is a reason gen x wasn’t involved in this conversation. Also, u looking for 6’5 in finance-ha! Cracking up-why do women not understand that you HAVE to choose what you actually want-good looking or good brains!
First of all I’m a banker and I’m a polite, cautious, and boring person. Second, I’m the lame kind of banker that deals with checking accounts and loans.
Sound system and not music is so fucking true. Literally describing my father. There's a reason he's twice divorced.
“Wine is not a drug. It’s good for your heart”
“So is grape juice”
😂
actually grape juice is better because it has the same benefit(s) without the consequences that excessive alcohol consumption has.
Just because I got my couch on Craigslist doesn't mean my sound systems not awesome..
"probably just after your Adderall prescription" wheewww
My brother is 6'7" and into Computer Security, but he's already married with 3 fur-babies.
Also you will find out SO much useless knowledge about his cars stats. He secretly knows nothing about cars but memorized the specs.
I think we're misunderstanding when they say 6'5".... I think they just mean 65. I think they are looking for Grandpa, someone they can convince that they love so that he will leave everything to them when he dies instead of his already existing children who were probably 15 years older than them...
As a xennial I related to both perspectives so much 😅. Also I wish vyvanse helped me, I am taking both an Xr adderall and a quick acting one, not fun
Brotip: Vyvanse is not just NOT addictive, it's actually the first known and scientifically tested effective replacement drug for meth addiction. People are claiming a drug that helps treat addiction is causing that addiction 🥳🎉
Finance bros are all awful, just different flavors of awful. Do you want "I'm too into drugs to work for a living so I gamble ahem I mean day trade" or do you want "I'm slightly more casual about my drug use and extremely boring. Also my dad got me this job at Goldman Sachs and his connections guarantee that I've never had to be accountable for anything in my life"?
So, Fishing for a giraffe in a mid west USA pond casting wool yarn and an ear ring from a putter club.
Maybe just buy a lotto ticket and see what happens there?
I actually do know a 6'5" guy in finance, but he has been with his spouse since grade school.
Okay but for reals I love how they're both trying to school younger generations on how the dating scene works.
I’m 6’-4
I really do dabble in trading
And I really do have an expensive sound system…. And I do love it.
I feel as if I’m being singled out here 😐
Grrr grrrr grrrrr Gen x are NOT boomers 😭 that’s OUR parents gen! Just like being forgotten at home and a latch-key kid? We’re forgetting here as well! 😂😢
Alchohol snot a drug, it’s a drink.
Protein powder definitely is a complete breakfast and I'm hurt
My dad was a blue collar worker. Retired a millionaire and a house in the Rockies. Just FYI. No college degree.
I can’t believe what a loser I am! Every one of the small group of women I don’t measure up. And after watching it several times, I also can’t figure out if I’m blessed or cursed.
I like how unrealistic body standards have come to men now...but I mean, it's not like there's a surgery to be so tall that I'm going to need back, neck, knee, and hip surgeries later on in life. Taller people also have more heart related issues. It's not like dudes can do something healthy to get taller.
But it's whatever. Enjoy your unrealistic standards from the comfort of your couch.
Gen X is laughing too hard to join the convos, I assume.
Although. I'm a millennial. I used to be married to a Gen Xer who was banned from day trading. Do not recommend.
I like these skits because they skip right over Gen X. Which is fairly accurate, because we just don't care. 😝
Sorry to ruin it but you're most likely getting some version of sound system in every man. For some it's cars, for me it's 7 guitars (haven't been able to afford more) and you name it.
I was always taught women look for a guy that makes them laugh. Or maybe it's just this country where they don't care much about profession.
What's wrong with a Craigslist couch? Reduce, reuse, recycle 😢
Still no GenX.. Boomsrs wouldn’t even entertain this conversation… Genx is really the forgotten generation…wow
As someone who worked in finance....why dafuq would you want someone in finance?
Money and slightly unhinged aren't a good combination.
Best to not elaborate but I stand by that
She says “I want a banker over six five”
I am a banker over six five who wants a genuine connection with a woman who doesn’t want me for my looks or money….
What’s that about men only being interested in one thing?
Oh right
We don’t need women’s money!!
So … how about a 5’10”, hand-to-mouth retail manager with a “wood shop” and a guitar addiction?
As a woman who has men who are 6 5 in her family...have that as a stipulation for getting a man is insane. No one is 6 5 I almost never see my brother stand next to someone and not be taller
420th
40+ in decent shape.. single, never married, no kids. I pass up 304's like a Geo Metro on the Interstate
There is a calculator for showing the ratio of your prefferred person(s).
You can put in their height, wage, age, race, etc. And it will tell yoy the approximate percentage of how many of those people are in your country/the world
I take vyvanse and I like it wayyyy better than adderall!!😭 it actually keeps me focused without ruining my ability to sleep
Hey now, I'm into my sound system AND the music. But I'm also in tech, not finance, so maybe that's why. 😂
You do not want a man who is 6’5” unless you are also very tall. You will feel like a child next to him if he is a foot taller than you. And it makes all the things difficult. Imo, 4-6 inches taller than you is the sweet spot. “Finance” isn’t bad, but a CPA, underwriter, or compliance officer are going to be more generally reliable.
Can confirm, have worked in banking 20 years. The higher their salary, the bigger the ego. And I've never seen one who was 6'5" with blue eyes.
Yes I doooo, it's great! i'm 5'0" and I love having a partner who's 6'5". Carries everything including me.
It's a meme from tiktok. "I'm looking for a man in finance, with a trust fund, 6'5, blue eyes"
And yet she refuses to cook for him, refuses to clean for him, refuses to pay for dates with him, expects him to treat her like a princess for simply existing while offering nothing of value and contributing zero to the relationship. Oh, and she expects him to be loyal to only her throughout all of this. Good luck, ladies of this generation!
Forgot trust fund and blue eyes 😂😂😂
So untrue, I’m a genz girl, and I’m too queer to be into men, very fake. Reported for misinformation.
6'5" and in finance lmao... all the people in finance are 5'5" and balding. Day trading is not "in finance".