Bro that's actually a pretty sweet name they should change it to that..... And nice kick Guy right over the black dot from the sideline. Chur Guy Chur 🤙🤙
Through the intercession of the Holy Classical Crusaders, the Canterbury Crusaders got 17 points against the Kotahis without even being on the field🤣😂😄
Maybe you already knows this, but for everyone who doesn't. The Karen in this video came to fame a number of years back when she left a voice message on the wrong person's phone regarding $20 she was owed, it was like something out of a horror movie.
Guy, your work is amazingly powerful. Beyond the comedy and the interesting characters you feature in each episode you manage to capture the people's real true unfiltered voice and inform your viewers about interesting issues in a lighthearted way. This is proof that journalism isn't dead, you are keeping it alive. Keep up the amazing work. Love from Aus
Damn - laughing at the badminton team joke then instantly smacked down - only to be immediately hauled up by the collar for the remainder of the show. Valid point though...
Clever although it could still have religious connotations if everybody starts calling them Quakers. XD although at least the Quakers are anti-war and early slave-abolitionists.
am i the only one whos kiwi enough to notice the score he bet the non existing crusaders by was the same exact score allblacks bet the japan in the 1995 world cup, it still stands as the highest scoring world cup game ever
Cheers lads, love your vids. I’m in snowy South Australia but love this stuff. My best mate married a Kiwi Sheila and they live in Warkworth. Love your work.
@@JGold-cu5mo If they knew anything about the Crusades they would have no problem with the name. The Crusades are no different to any other war and if we have a problem with that then we should take down the Knights, the Warriors, the Raiders, the Spartans, the Settlers and any other history based name.
Canterbury united, Canterbury kotahi... actually a good as name guy! Best name in the comp... but in reality, crusaders really does reflect their racism so its always been a symbolic warning to foreigners
It looks like Guy should be working with the MOE on the school curriculum and how to get kids to take an interest, instead of it boring them to tears. If history class was more like this episode of NZT, kids would be lining up to take it. That would probably be a good thing, because a person that understands what they learn and how it applies to the world around them is usually more BS proof, e.g., spin doctoring, marketing, propaganda, partisan politics etc, etc.
The word “Crusade” came into use late, long after medieval Christian holy wars began. The Latin word crucesignatus, or “one marked by the cross,” first appeared in the early 1200s, more than a century after Urban II’s call to action in 1095. In English, “Crusade” and “Crusader” don’t appear until around 1700; by the 1800s, the term-defined broadly as a military campaign in defense of one’s faith.. ;-)
Kotahi is not a bad name. Definitely more appropriate than the Crusaders. Another option is Nga Pouakai ( the largest eagle ever whose prime hunting grounds were the Canterbury Plains)
Its not really much better, but considering the crusades were against muslims and the christchurch attack was against muslims too it looks really bad to have the representing team for canterbury be named after it. Plus the vikings weren't aiming to commit genocide like the crusaders were but they definitely ain't great either
@@Spectrobe151 crusades weren't about genocide but reclaiming land for Christans that Islamic people stole. Remember the Islamic expansion was a thing in which did commit genocides and displaced millions. Not saying the Christians are right I am an atheist but stuff like Babylon, Jerusalem, Bethlehem etc. The Islamic expansion ended up even taking control of Constantinople which was the last proper remanance of the Roman Empire called in modern terms as the Byzantine Empire. The Islamic expansion also took Spain which led to the reconquista. I don't hate Islam and I don't care about Christianity however if you were to actually look at history you can see why the Christians were mad and I don't understand why people want to demonise Christianity and make Islam look like a gem when it was truly awful at times. As an atheist it is just bizarre that certain people get a free pass for simply not being the western generic and all past crimes been paint scrapped away whilst others get forced down throats.
@@mitchellgruninger9992 I fully agree with that. Both parties and quite frankly most religious groups cause a lot of anguish around the world and it's all so preventable. A real shame
You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months. The eyes of the world are upon you. - Dwight D. Eisenhower -June 6 1944
Funny video and all, but the name Crusaders doesn't have to be linked to the Crusades. It could simply be metaphorical, "a person who campaigns vigorously for political, social, or religious change; a campaigner.a person who campaigns vigorously for political, social, or religious change; a campaigner."
Or the Raiders, or the Knights, or the Vikings, or the Settlers, or the Chiefs, or the Highlanders....... almost every team is named after some kind of warrior. Nothing wrong with any of them.
Canterbury Kings. The Bishop of Canterbury (UK) used to officially crown the King of England. Canterbury (NZ) is named after the English town and the 'Crusaders' are the 'Kings' of rugby (except Leinster)
Surely after The Ketamine Brothers it's Motueka, home of the Meth Hotel and Pot High (As well as the tasman makos who clearly play on land, but thats only if you're really stretching for a story)
Thanks x1000 to everyone who's supported and shared the show! Final Episode of Season 2 on TV3 9pm tonight!
im excited
Love you, you beautiful idiot.
Will every episode end up on youtube? I feel we are missing a few
this is your best work yet
the comedy of this shit is next level, please never stop doing what youre doing
Guy: “You know Ketamine is horse tranquilliser?”
Kid whose about to enter a k-hole “Call me a stallion then, ‘cause fuck, I’m on it.”
🤣🇳🇿
One might say he's...Heka Horcy 🤣
@@bigdaddyfatsaxx2232 nah mate I’m just a stallion I do love to get horcd tho 🐎
Stallions wouldn't be a bad name tbh
That’s bro science dude
GOOD JOB!
Canterbury Ketaminers.
PS Everyone in christchurch is more cooked than anyone in marton
dunno about that one bro
come to marton i'll hit you up ;)
@@-jobrocodwawz-6226 100% are I’d out cook you mate
From Christchurch, can confirm. Spent Saturday night trying to find a ket hookup
@@quantummidget as lead ketamine brother I could have sorted you out mate
@@luthaedensterito9080 if im ever in NZ you rekon you could hook a brother up
"I might fuckin dig them up"
That is the best shit ever lmfao!
Bro that's actually a pretty sweet name they should change it to that..... And nice kick Guy right over the black dot from the sideline. Chur Guy Chur 🤙🤙
Thanks Matt! It's about time people recognised my range!
Why should they change it?
"Call me a Stallion cos fuck, I'm on it" 😆😆😆
As somebody from Christchurch who's frequently on ketamine, Kotahi is genuinely a great name
Guy goin round chch and killing the buzz of every stoner he finds in public lmao
RIP the ketamine brothers, they loved rugby almost as much as ketamine
Almost
Through the intercession of the Holy Classical Crusaders, the Canterbury Crusaders got 17 points against the Kotahis without even being on the field🤣😂😄
Personally I'm with Guy. Definitely need to change it to the Christchurch Nelson 911s.
“Karen can fix it” That would be a great segment.
ngl Kotahi seems pretty lit thanks to the Ketamine brothers
the kotahi ketamine kanterbury krusaders. lock it in, cant be racist with an extra k
Hahaha
gold bahaha
Worlds greatest Karen right here
so golden
Maybe you already knows this, but for everyone who doesn't. The Karen in this video came to fame a number of years back when she left a voice message on the wrong person's phone regarding $20 she was owed, it was like something out of a horror movie.
“It’s clear most of us don’t know much about the crusades”, or Ketamine for that matter.
Why is everyone from New Zealand such a character? I love it
Shiz can Karen get her own TV show, funny asf
The ketamine brothers are jokes. Made my day 🤣
How much for a signed jersey from the ketamine brothers?
Priceless mate 😂
20 fuckn whacks
Hit my line I’ll sort you out mate as the lead ketamine brother
@@luthaedensterito9080 any lines going? 😂🐎
Shot guy for calling them kiwis! And shout out to the boy "ON DA KET"
Guy, your work is amazingly powerful. Beyond the comedy and the interesting characters you feature in each episode you manage to capture the people's real true unfiltered voice and inform your viewers about interesting issues in a lighthearted way. This is proof that journalism isn't dead, you are keeping it alive.
Keep up the amazing work.
Love from Aus
The black & white t-shirt wearing dude in the clothing store was definitely on much more than ketamine 😂
Lmao yep ritalin
I was sober lol
thats one of the best nz todays
That looked like a glorious warm Christchurch day.
I spit my drink out when I learned that the Crusaders scored 17.....
Same lmao
Randomly beautiful!
Kotahi is actually a decent name. Feels like a lot of rugby heads in Christchurch need to take a history lesson..
I wanted to like this comment, but you have a nice number of likes.
Ong
Look at both sides of the history of the Crusades
The 2 girls buying clear eyes lmao 🍁🚬
Canterbury 20 FKN WHACKS 😂😂😂
These get better by the episode. Also that’s a legit name for a team. Also also. Ket is great
Petition for NZT to be renewed over and over
The Ketamine Kotahi is a better name
The Kotahi Ketamine Kids is even better
Never liked Rugby... But if anyone asks me what team I support, I’ll say Kotahi now. Can’t go wrong with $20 Karen. ❤️
"Can't go wrong with $20 Karen"
this is how people get herpes
Damn - laughing at the badminton team joke then instantly smacked down - only to be immediately hauled up by the collar for the remainder of the show. Valid point though...
Cracked me up that the Crusaders scored 17 workout showing up
Canterbury Crusaders still scored 17? Being a no-show. Lmao.
Fuck me you made me laugh mate
Guy and team Kotahi this was absolutely brilliant almost teared up at the end. Karen pretty good, a natural she needs her own show.
Why not The Quakes? Like they figuratively shake the foundations of their city.
Someone would bitch about the name causing ptsd
Clever although it could still have religious connotations if everybody starts calling them Quakers. XD
although at least the Quakers are anti-war and early slave-abolitionists.
Awesome idea but won't be ideal, as it doesn't just happen in Christchurch anymore, it's now hitting the East side of the North Island a lot more now.
Haha Did they tear shit up?!?
Cracked me up
I miss New Zealand and its beautiful people. Love from Switzerland ❤️
am i the only one whos kiwi enough to notice the score he bet the non existing crusaders by was the same exact score allblacks bet the japan in the 1995 world cup, it still stands as the highest scoring world cup game ever
Holy shit great episode our back lines probably on ketamine hahah
our backlines "probably" on ketamine.... hahah nah mate there one more "hit up" till there heart stops hahah
fucking brilliant Guy! I had thought about changing this inappropriate name since 2000s bro and you did it!!!
"made it on nztoday!!! " #lifegoals 😂😂😂
And you looked so beautiful x
Cheers lads, love your vids. I’m in snowy South Australia but love this stuff. My best mate married a Kiwi Sheila and they live in Warkworth. Love your work.
Karen still wants her $20.
So nice to see them locals changing their minds after the learning the history of the name
but a kick in the teeth to the history teachers down south.
@@JGold-cu5mo Probably not the teachers fault tbh, I don't think many of them paid attention in any class lol
I'm so glad they didn't change the name because of how much it annoys you crybabies
@@JGold-cu5mo If they knew anything about the Crusades they would have no problem with the name.
The Crusades are no different to any other war and if we have a problem with that then we should take down the Knights, the Warriors, the Raiders, the Spartans, the Settlers and any other history based name.
Why did the crusades start, buddy? It was after 400 years of invasions and murders of Christians. You SJWS always seem to forget that
Canterbury united, Canterbury kotahi... actually a good as name guy! Best name in the comp... but in reality, crusaders really does reflect their racism so its always been a symbolic warning to foreigners
Lmao This video kinda just makes me wanna visit Christchurch
Learn something new from your videos everytime Guy
It looks like Guy should be working with the MOE on the school curriculum and how to get kids to take an interest, instead of it boring them to tears. If history class was more like this episode of NZT, kids would be lining up to take it. That would probably be a good thing, because a person that understands what they learn and how it applies to the world around them is usually more BS proof, e.g., spin doctoring, marketing, propaganda, partisan politics etc, etc.
I love the stallion☠️😂
The word “Crusade” came into use late, long after medieval Christian holy wars began. The Latin word crucesignatus, or “one marked by the cross,” first appeared in the early 1200s, more than a century after Urban II’s call to action in 1095. In English, “Crusade” and “Crusader” don’t appear until around 1700; by the 1800s, the term-defined broadly as a military campaign in defense of one’s faith..
;-)
That McKenzie smile had be in stitches on the conversation
The Whackers. Or the Bush Whackers would be an appropriate tribute
When's the Christchurch boy Racer video coming out
As a die-hard crusaders fan for life, fuck I love your videos. Well done 😂
Guy Williams is New Zealands National treasure ❤
Bro it the ketamine for me.😂😂🔥💯
Kotahi is not a bad name. Definitely more appropriate than the Crusaders. Another option is Nga Pouakai ( the largest eagle ever whose prime hunting grounds were the Canterbury Plains)
If 'Crusaders' is bad name, then why are names like 'Vikings' any better...? Just a genuine question btw.
Because Lefties are only crying about people who fought the "brown people". Vikings mainly killed white people so it's OK.
Its not really much better, but considering the crusades were against muslims and the christchurch attack was against muslims too it looks really bad to have the representing team for canterbury be named after it. Plus the vikings weren't aiming to commit genocide like the crusaders were but they definitely ain't great either
@@Spectrobe151 crusades weren't about genocide but reclaiming land for Christans that Islamic people stole. Remember the Islamic expansion was a thing in which did commit genocides and displaced millions.
Not saying the Christians are right I am an atheist but stuff like Babylon, Jerusalem, Bethlehem etc. The Islamic expansion ended up even taking control of Constantinople which was the last proper remanance of the Roman Empire called in modern terms as the Byzantine Empire. The Islamic expansion also took Spain which led to the reconquista.
I don't hate Islam and I don't care about Christianity however if you were to actually look at history you can see why the Christians were mad and I don't understand why people want to demonise Christianity and make Islam look like a gem when it was truly awful at times.
As an atheist it is just bizarre that certain people get a free pass for simply not being the western generic and all past crimes been paint scrapped away whilst others get forced down throats.
@@mitchellgruninger9992 I fully agree with that. Both parties and quite frankly most religious groups cause a lot of anguish around the world and it's all so preventable. A real shame
@@Spectrobe151 The vikings went up and down the Iberian peninsula and northern africa?
Karen’s like a kid who just learnt to swear
Their new logo looks like two phallusses.....
And that is why I would never support them, but who would listen to one person.
Took you to bring it to light.
LOL.
I'm so glad they didn't change the name because of how much it annoys you crybabies
Why did the crusades start, Tina? It was after 400 years of invasions and murders of Christians. You SJWS always seem to forget that
Canterbury Stalions for the Ket Brothers
3:54 fucken brilliant 😂😂😂
I wish i knew about this when it was on bc i live like 5 mins from the rugby grounds
That kid at the end was gold 😂😂😂
You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months. The eyes of the world are upon you. - Dwight D. Eisenhower -June 6 1944
I fucking love guy williiams bruh 😢
Best guy ever. Love from Germany.
Anyone notice old m8 Stallion was missing an eyebrow at the end lol
Canterbury Cannabis
A bit different from guy, mean bro I'll have a chat with the Nelson nine elevens about a name change
so gutted i missed the live show last week
same, no idea it was on aye
Pretty fucking good name, actually.
Actually hilarious if this gets the name changed.
Top knotch journalism, Guy.
Ōtautahi proud of you
This is fucking hilarious
It was so cool being part of this!
Thanks for sharing this info..
This deserves to be more popular
some people must've turned their screen upside down so they could like it again
That was a pretty sweet conversion tbh 😂
NZ is just chock full of characters
Karen’s back! 🤣🤑🤣
2:52 That was a horrible thing to wink about 🥲🤦🏽♀️
Why is everyone on drugs? I thought Auckland was bad
Kotahi ❤
Kotahi is actually a sick name
The highlight of my week
Funny video and all, but the name Crusaders doesn't have to be linked to the Crusades. It could simply be metaphorical, "a person who campaigns vigorously for political, social, or religious change; a campaigner.a person who campaigns vigorously for political, social, or religious change; a campaigner."
I would hate for my team to be called Saracens.
Or the Raiders, or the Knights, or the Vikings, or the Settlers, or the Chiefs, or the Highlanders....... almost every team is named after some kind of warrior. Nothing wrong with any of them.
Canterbury Kings. The Bishop of Canterbury (UK) used to officially crown the King of England. Canterbury (NZ) is named after the English town and the 'Crusaders' are the 'Kings' of rugby (except Leinster)
Bravo. Legendary
I'm sure that the name "crusaders" doesn't have a singular usage or meaning. We are all on a crusade of some sorts.
Think the crusaders came to our school in Dunedin years ago. Everyone wanted the Highlanders lmao
This was surprisingly wholesome
Surely after The Ketamine Brothers it's Motueka, home of the Meth Hotel and Pot High (As well as the tasman makos who clearly play on land, but thats only if you're really stretching for a story)
I would support your new name for (The Crusaders), I think (Kotahi) is a awesome name.
Best episode ever guy. Great name too. They should consider the name. One love all the way from PNG