I would do anything to see a bunch of guys in full SWAT gear trying to hop out of a bus and tripping over each other😂 that part had me laughing so hard
I broke my kneecap on a raid on a bar, that was kind of dark, where the first guy in the stack tripped going down a step-down level, and we all tripped over him and fell. I was trying to keep control of my SMG and didn't land well, hitting on my right knee on the concrete floor. I thought I had just shocked it, and got up and finished the raid. By the time we were done, and packing up, though, it was swollen to double normal size. That was back before protective kneepads were getting used much. I bought a pair as soon as I came back to work and wore them religiously after that.
Limitless Auto Media I’ve seen a clumsy swat member bounce his helmet off the overhang of a 2story building. He rocked his shit so hard he about fell off the roof.
I wasn’t paying close attention but I was listening to the story and for the first 4 minutes I thought it was Pat talking and I was like wtf is he talking about
I was watching the video and thought that was Pat until they switched the camera to him and his feet were up on the desk like always. I was thinking "damn, not only was he savage on some of those hits but he was on the SWAT team too?!"
Eric Cassel course I do jackass. But if you are aware of how a flash “bang” works the bang is a very loud bang that has a force when it comes out. Guaranteed it would effect even Helen Keller.
When I went through basic swat school they had us go in a room and stand around the perimeter of the room. The plan was for them to toss a flash bang in the middle of the room so we could experience what it's like before we would use it on anyone. We also did this with tear gas, OC spray in the academy, the taser etc. Well they toss the flash bang in the middle of the room and it bounces and lands right next to my foot and goes off! I wonder why I have hearing damage after this and years of a radio blasting in my ear, automotive repair work etc.
I got flash banged by accident on a raid. I was a supervisor, and wasn't on the entry team, and was standing behind a vehicle with the supervisor for the other involved agency. I guess the Swat guys had already pulled the pin on a flash/bang, and then the lady just opened the door, when they knocked, so he just tossed it back over his head into the yard, where it took a funny bounce and landed right at our feet. We both looked down at it, and figured out what it was right as it went off. Worse than watching and hearing them go off in the room before you run in, for sure.
Contrary to what you might think, what Pat means by flashbanged is that he was walking home one day any like a flash mob, popping up out of nowhere, a man jumped out of the bushes and banged him in his C gap in a flash
I remember being in Nicaragua on a missions trip, one night we were at a park having a service at a pavilion. I'm standing around outside because it's hot, and I see some dude about 100 feet away lighting firecrackers, just having fun. After a while, I see him light 2 at once right next to each other. Both light up, one explodes, sending the other directly at me, landing at my feet, where it explodes. I remember seeing it arc towards me, it looked like slow motion, then explosion and ringing in my ears for the next few minutes. The guy stopped lighting them off after that.
You guys are naturally very funny and work well as a group 👍 from a colts fan in Wales ... Started supporting the colts when Burt Jones was the QB ... Keep up the good work guys .
This story is absolutely legendary, if you’ve ever bought firecrackers in S.C. And set them off inside of a car….it’s roughly the same as a SWAT flash bang, 150-175 decibels, except you can’t run, you just smash your legs and arms into the doors and dash
@@BradyIsAfagInHeat thats not.. thats not what he was saying.. lmao. He didn't say oh we had evidence i just forgot to bring it lmfao. Its called adrenaline, you aint going to remember much very clearly.
I feel dumb for asking but is this show recorded in Indy? I keep hearing Indiana shit being said lol and I’m pretty sure I put my name in for that Tyson picture at circle center like 2 years ago....... might not be the same but hmmm.....
Michael Hand fun fact, Ska from C9 had the highest flashbang efficiency (flashes thrown to the number of enemy players flashed) out of all the pros for a bit. Nutso utility lmao
This has annoyed me ever since I first noticed. Even on the radio show now, you can see he instantly goes to his phone when going to commercial breaks.
A banger going off in the crotch didn't do any damage? The ones we used would have burned the living hell out of flesh. I don't remember the nomenclature for the ones we used but they were hollow ones with holes on the shaft and what looked like two nuts on each end. And my experience is only military so maybe LEO's use different ones.
One our teams set a kid on fire with one, he had that hair gel in his hair and was under a bed, where the FB landed,and came out with his head on fire. I wasn't there, but the team leader called me right afterwards, and said, "In all the flash bangs you have used and seen used, have you ever heard of anyone setting a kid on fire?" I was like, "No, I've never seen that." He paused, and said, "Well, I have. And, it was horrible." I guess they kept chasing the kid, trying to hold him down so they could put his head fire out, and of course, he was running around like his hair was on fire.
his story at 8:00 about threatening to silence someone by burying them in the back of the police car doesn’t sound so great today. RIP to George Floyd and the other men and women who have lost their lives to the hands of police brutality
Ok I paused it just to say: That's the Rock and Stone cold in the background. I'm not only get hyped about him talking I'm also getting hyped to see these two cutouts aint about to have a death match right now.
I wish i could make them. If homeowners/protection of residence kinda thing. With training,could flash bang n taser a burglar n stop some murders. Or prevent traumatizing n deaths of victims
Ive been flash banged so many times in the past week on modern warfare that my cataracts have fused into my pupils
710Heady Dabs I’ve been claymored so many times that my body naturally flys
Dis nigga 😂
I've been sniped from the other side of the map so many times I'm afraid to go outside in real life
Dude this is so accurate!😂
725😱
Nothing is worse than being flash banged and shotgunned across the map
Blake Brodd lmfao
@YOGI MrEmerald lmao I peeped the reference🤣🤣🤣
I would do anything to see a bunch of guys in full SWAT gear trying to hop out of a bus and tripping over each other😂 that part had me laughing so hard
Bullshit
sell coke to undercover and see lol
I broke my kneecap on a raid on a bar, that was kind of dark, where the first guy in the stack tripped going down a step-down level, and we all tripped over him and fell. I was trying to keep control of my SMG and didn't land well, hitting on my right knee on the concrete floor. I thought I had just shocked it, and got up and finished the raid. By the time we were done, and packing up, though, it was swollen to double normal size. That was back before protective kneepads were getting used much. I bought a pair as soon as I came back to work and wore them religiously after that.
The ash main
4:37 “hey man can i hit your pen” 😂
Alexander Leonard 💀💀
lmaaao
Alexander Leonard I read this comment at 4:33. Perfect timing lol
He fiendin😂
felt that
"If you treat people like they're real people, you'd be surprised how far you get" couldn't have said it any better; this is the way I live my life!
That’s just asking to get taken advantage of, the worlds a shitty ass place and you’re soft. Definite suburbs type comment
This shit has me laughing the whole time. Where is the video for the swat bust.
Alex Clemente right!? I wanna see all the SWAT guys fall over each other 😂
@@muscatlove62 i wanna see the dude get flashbanged lol
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I’ve seen a clumsy swat member bounce his helmet off the overhang of a 2story building. He rocked his shit so hard he about fell off the roof.
@@muscatlove62 one of the subscribers here must know how to file a FOIA request
Alejandro Villanueva on here. I bet he has some badass stories
Excellent trigger discipline story.
Mark Miranda agreed 💯💯
I wasn’t paying close attention but I was listening to the story and for the first 4 minutes I thought it was Pat talking and I was like wtf is he talking about
Ryan Hammond dude I was like is that pat or someone else?
I was watching the video and thought that was Pat until they switched the camera to him and his feet were up on the desk like always. I was thinking "damn, not only was he savage on some of those hits but he was on the SWAT team too?!"
I keep getting Joe Rogan vibes from this guy
It's entirely possible that he's Joe Rogan
He’s the personification of Roe Jogan. Rogan just woke up next to him one morning.
Matt Stellwag your on dmt
Javi Mata it’s an amazing part of nature man. So awesome.
he looks like alex jones
Shoulda had battle hardened.
Will Nunn tactical mask
Battle hardened barley does anything
4:37 ty is the real mvp
Still true
Hellen Keller was immune to Flash bangs.
THEGRAPPL3R1 you don’t know how flash bangs work do you?
@@pittsburgharmyvet103 I dont think you know who hellen keller is bro
Eric Cassel course I do jackass. But if you are aware of how a flash “bang” works the bang is a very loud bang that has a force when it comes out. Guaranteed it would effect even Helen Keller.
Pittsburgh Warriors Hockey Club it’s just a comment you buzz kill! Let him live!
Ethan Hunt he wants to attack me for “not knowing who Helen Keller is?”
The evolution of this show is insane
Kind of strange how I never had this recommended to me until I had watch a week full of pat and then started checking in on the protests....
As a Texans fan I can say Pat McAfee is the best thing to happen to TH-cam in a long time
What the fuck does being a Texans fan have to do with anything?
When I went through basic swat school they had us go in a room and stand around the perimeter of the room. The plan was for them to toss a flash bang in the middle of the room so we could experience what it's like before we would use it on anyone. We also did this with tear gas, OC spray in the academy, the taser etc. Well they toss the flash bang in the middle of the room and it bounces and lands right next to my foot and goes off! I wonder why I have hearing damage after this and years of a radio blasting in my ear, automotive repair work etc.
The last 20 seconds is gold
Couldn’t stop laughing 😂 this was great, definitely would love to see the swat video
Wasn’t sure if Pat was in the room until I heard the 1:00 laugh
Couldn’t he have just renamed this video “The time I got banged “
A concussion in a can 😂😂
If those are the guys that made the swat team how stupid was the ones that didn’t make it
Were the ones* Hilariously ironic sentence.
Guhbs Beats I did it on purpose lol
New York Nick
I was thinking the same thing.
Toke Asaurus420 dam nothing gets pass you
That shit happens all the time, even in elite units like SF ect. Everyone's human
It was because TROY POLAMALU WAS STANDING IN THE C-GAP
I got flash banged by accident on a raid. I was a supervisor, and wasn't on the entry team, and was standing behind a vehicle with the supervisor for the other involved agency. I guess the Swat guys had already pulled the pin on a flash/bang, and then the lady just opened the door, when they knocked, so he just tossed it back over his head into the yard, where it took a funny bounce and landed right at our feet. We both looked down at it, and figured out what it was right as it went off. Worse than watching and hearing them go off in the room before you run in, for sure.
I´m curious. What does it feel like afterwards? Must be pretty horrible...
@@gem1nox877 , like the world’s largest firecracker.
Contrary to what you might think, what Pat means by flashbanged is that he was walking home one day any like a flash mob, popping up out of nowhere, a man jumped out of the bushes and banged him in his C gap in a flash
Gotta love that trigger discipline cuzzie!!
I'm a die hard Bengals fan (rough life), but I always loved watching you play.... you're the guy I always wanted as a friend!! 😂
I thought this was mcafee the whole time😂😂
What happened to mcafee
He was in it but they do sound alike
I remember being in Nicaragua on a missions trip, one night we were at a park having a service at a pavilion. I'm standing around outside because it's hot, and I see some dude about 100 feet away lighting firecrackers, just having fun. After a while, I see him light 2 at once right next to each other. Both light up, one explodes, sending the other directly at me, landing at my feet, where it explodes. I remember seeing it arc towards me, it looked like slow motion, then explosion and ringing in my ears for the next few minutes. The guy stopped lighting them off after that.
We need todd to guest on a pod episode
I fucking love the Pat McAfee show lol always outrageous
You guys are naturally very funny and work well as a group 👍 from a colts fan in Wales ... Started supporting the colts when Burt Jones was the QB ... Keep up the good work guys .
Getting flashbanged in modern warfare feels the same as real life it’s so bright
TheSkruds except it hurts like hell in real life
Boss I know haha im just emphasizing the fact that mw flashbangs are strong 😂
I've seen people piss themselves when getting flashbanged. I hope that doesn't happen while playing video games!
I'm still wondering why the guy threw the flashbang in the 1st place...
Imagine these guys telling a story after a few beers ahaha
“I watch First 48 everyone rats” 🤣
This story is absolutely legendary, if you’ve ever bought firecrackers in S.C. And set them off inside of a car….it’s roughly the same as a SWAT flash bang, 150-175 decibels, except you can’t run, you just smash your legs and arms into the doors and dash
No matter how many ads I have to skip or how many times they offer I will never pay a cent for TH-cam
Why did I hear John Marston @ 6:56
That good for us some camp dialogue
If it was anyone else posting this i wouldn't have watched this
Lol i was laughing the whole time
I would have looked away when I heard the tink tink tink, thanks counter-strike.
Where was this? Because you just described the Veterans Memorial park next to my hometown in Clarksburg lol weird
@@BradyIsAfagInHeat thats not.. thats not what he was saying.. lmao. He didn't say oh we had evidence i just forgot to bring it lmfao. Its called adrenaline, you aint going to remember much very clearly.
See now what’s worse then flashbangs is 7 flashbangs at the same time just throw a candela in the room and everyone’s blinded
Little kids clicking on this video, thinking they talking about call of duty.
Had to click!! So glad I did! That being said I have NEVER regretted watching ANY Pat McAfee video!
I desperately need to watch this
He has so many stories my god
Never get caught without that tac mask
he was undercover
I feel dumb for asking but is this show recorded in Indy? I keep hearing Indiana shit being said lol and I’m pretty sure I put my name in for that Tyson picture at circle center like 2 years ago....... might not be the same but hmmm.....
I find Pat naturally funnier around guests compared to joe rogan
xyp9x best flashbanger EU
Michael Hand fun fact, Ska from C9 had the highest flashbang efficiency (flashes thrown to the number of enemy players flashed) out of all the pros for a bit. Nutso utility lmao
@@impiety1107 I'm not crying. You're crying. :)
@@michaelhand4246 Astralis babyyy i knew id find a csgo player in here
Love your show Pat!!!
Bruh that’s sunset park I think, I live in Shelbyville. That’s sick.
I'm gonna need to see that video lol
This video made me subscribed. Funniest shit ever😂😂😂
gotta love the chemical engineer
First mistake - going to Shelbyville Indiana
Saying it looks like it’s gonna weigh out to a Mexican is a great way to seem sketchy. They don’t short, it would fuck their money up
is that guy reading notes on his phone or just texting during the show?
This has annoyed me ever since I first noticed. Even on the radio show now, you can see he instantly goes to his phone when going to commercial breaks.
THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS
I wanna see the actual footage now lmfao
A banger going off in the crotch didn't do any damage? The ones we used would have burned the living hell out of flesh. I don't remember the nomenclature for the ones we used but they were hollow ones with holes on the shaft and what looked like two nuts on each end. And my experience is only military so maybe LEO's use different ones.
11B NCO CIB a flash bang burns you?
@@zim7941 It can if it's sitting on you. And like I said I have very limited experience with them as I have only used one kind.
One our teams set a kid on fire with one, he had that hair gel in his hair and was under a bed, where the FB landed,and came out with his head on fire. I wasn't there, but the team leader called me right afterwards, and said, "In all the flash bangs you have used and seen used, have you ever heard of anyone setting a kid on fire?" I was like, "No, I've never seen that." He paused, and said, "Well, I have. And, it was horrible." I guess they kept chasing the kid, trying to hold him down so they could put his head fire out, and of course, he was running around like his hair was on fire.
I love how police misconduct is a joke.
All I could think as I listened to this was, "Oh shit, I shot marvin in the face."
Dude that's fucking crazy lmfao
" ratted like an italian" damnnn lol
Nothing is worse than flashbang on tarkov
these the guys that the boogie man try to ignore!
Mcafee can’t stand not being the main attraction while Todd is telling his story.
Where is the video of this??
people snitch with phones now "howd you get caught?" "oh some bitch was live streaming it screaming oh mu ga oh my ga, got my tags"
what's the song at the being
Dint think Everyone actually slows things down during those moments, adrenaline, fear, anxiety. I think some shut down.
All I can think about is faze jev
perfect ending
Is this video on TH-cam?
is there the actual video?
**cod fans enters the chat**
Wait is this Bills Dad? Or like uncle or older brother?
Joe Rogen has nun on this podcast
When was he a cop?
He was a marine and an Indiana State Trooper before he joined Pats crew and became a comedian
What happened to big john in Alabama. 😂😂😂 he’s gone
We need to see this video
his story at 8:00 about threatening to silence someone by burying them in the back of the police car doesn’t sound so great today. RIP to George Floyd and the other men and women who have lost their lives to the hands of police brutality
K
bro I came here cause I keep getting flashed on b site mirage
Who is the guy with the weird voice that ain’t on the new episodes
Jeff Gorman.
Dude reminds me of joe rogan lol
9:14
Let's get this video!!!!
This one time in basic training...
SCO DUCKS!!!!
Ok I paused it just to say:
That's the Rock and Stone cold in the background.
I'm not only get hyped about him talking I'm also getting hyped to see these two cutouts aint about to have a death match right now.
Why tf did this guy go?
I wish i could make them. If homeowners/protection of residence kinda thing. With training,could flash bang n taser a burglar n stop some murders. Or prevent traumatizing n deaths of victims
Shovel Tennessee
My uncle used a flashbang next to baby brother who was 1 years old and sleeping and went it went off he was still sleeping
Why would your finger be on the trigger? Nice story dude, so cool
Lighting WTF?