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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 ส.ค. 2024
- i'm quite anxious for the new lynch film so probably i'm gonna post all the david stuff i haven't posted yet because im lazy as fuck letsgooooo
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ps: it's 06:30am for me and i'm sleep deprived once again send help
David Lynch: *says the things in the video*
Me: "I watch movies on my phone"
David Lynch: 😐
How do you think you can experience a film on your FUCKING TELEPHONE, GET REAL!?
Why would you watch a movie on a phone?
@Kimmo Lane Why not?
Watch Eraserhead at night in bed before you go to sleep. The retina burn adds to the whole experience.
@@greysnake2903 Because when you are watching great cinema, you will fall in love with some movies and it's just so shitty to see your next favorite film for the first time - on such a small screen. But watching a commercial guilty pleasure movie on a phone sometimes makes sense (when phone is the only choice). But hey if it works for you, that's fine
While Mike and Rich are being ridiculed by William Shatner and Julia Roberts, Jay gets a love letter from his favorite director.
Short king 👑
😂
@Tony B 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
He was probably reading out loud one of his fan's comment LOL.
And people are here crying over it 😂
My sister in law used to have lunch with him not realizing who he was or his relevance in the film industry. She said she just really liked talking to him and he was a really nice guy who was super interested in other people's lives and experiences. She didn't know who he was until of her co-workers accused her of being a starf***ker. She just thought he was a producer or something because she was working on an adjacent production. They didn't stay in touch or anything, but it is so heartwarming to find out that he is such a cool person.
Love this man. What a positive influence he's had on my life in so many ways. We don't deserve David Lynch.
sure we do! Otherwise why would he say the nice things and make movies for us?
same here!
Thank you very much David, you sure know how to give out a good compliment ✨
he's reading it ya ding dong
Glad I don't have live in your prison.
@@journalsfromdavid I'm going to have to steal "ya ding dong" because it's the best sounding insult I've heard in a while 🤣. Though, other than that I'll have to agree with Airracket here.
He's never met you. The truth is that you're a bad person who relies on ambiguous celebrity compliments to give your life meaning. focus more on what your TV mother Oprah told you "be better".
@@LoveRackett - Glad I don't live in your land of make believe. He is obviously reading it from his computer screen. Look at his eyes. It's probably something someone said about him.
no he doesn't. he said he will not have a new film at cannes. *runs off and cries furiously*
imma commit
kikikiki.....
@@SteambieGrimbley9110 are you talking about wisteria on netflix?, because that was cancelled.
@@SkullModder what happened with that do you know? That really had me exited
he does what he wants and works when he wants and never for money or fame, and the people he chooses to work with are the same way, so who knows when something will come out
I cried after watching this. I know this wasn't directed towards me but I still did. I love this man and everything he has made or has helped create. Even Dune.
Thank you David, you made a strong connection with my heart, very lovely 15 seconds of feeling loved. Thank you. You have a very good heart and you are very loved X
Me, sobbing: "But David, I've watched movies on my phone!"
Get real, Takashiari.
Sounds like he's in a class and was called on to compliment someone so he came up with this on the spot
God I just had a flashback to that happening my senior year of high school and I just cringed so hard
If you watch his eyes, you can see him reading it.
Thank you David💜my favorite person
He has chosen your song name today🎉🥳
thank you david lynch i love you too
David with a beard looks great, I'm glad he decided to keep it.
yes my mom always told me exactly that
Here’s to good hearts
I love you too, David Lynch.
Physiology of the Spiritual (Quick Guide)
-The pleasurable “chills” or “goosebumps” (aka frisson) experienced when listening to music, watching movies, viewing art, dancing etc. are the beginning of the sensation of what is called the “soul” in western civilization. Generally, this begins on the arms, back, or neck when a person feels profound emotions. It is most likely you have already experienced it to some degree.
-If you pursue this sensation within yourself by attempting to feel it as much as possible (all day, every day if you are able), it builds in strength significantly over time to the point where it becomes a full body sensation with the pinnacle being at the crown of the skull. It is sustainable with practice. You must become your own experiment as each individual’s set of beliefs and emotional reactions are unique.
-It is the sensation needed to enter higher states of consciousness known as the Jhanas as well as to self-induce out of body experiences from a meditative state (visualization techniques are also required for OBEs).
-One fundamental key to the sensation is to achieve states of genuine, positive emotions such as love, gratitude, inspiration, courage, joy, unity etc. (Therefore, anything that enables you to feel these emotions will work. Conversely, anything that prevents these, will prevent your sensation.) Control of thought is the key.
-You will be required to be honest with yourself. This cannot be emphasized enough. Simply saying you feel love or gratitude, does not mean that you actually feel those emotions. This is why stimuli is extremely helpful such as music, movies, etc. to provoke those emotions in a genuine and real sense.
-Be patient and be understanding of yourself if you think you are struggling. Trust your feelings and intuitions. This is a progression and it will take some time to strengthen as your brain reforms its pathways via neuroplasticity. (Weeks to many months depending on commitment.) Love yourself unconditionally for the greatest success.
-Your sensation will inevitably grow in strength with persistence and you will begin to feel it more easily to a broader range of stimuli. You will eventually realize it is not the stimuli at all, but only your emotional state and control of your mind/thoughts that matter.
-It is this same sensation that monks attempt to achieve during meditation and chanting. (The chants or mantras are to create vibrations in the chest which can stimulate the sensation as well as to keep one’s focus single pointed)
-It is the same sensation that “spirit runners” or indigenous long-distance runners attempt to achieve. (Also called “runner’s high” in the west.)
-The current scientific term for the sensation is “Frisson” and it remains relatively unexplained in the public sector being reduced simply to a release of endorphins.
-Other names include: Chakra Energy, Kundalini Energy, Prana, Mana, Qi, Chi, Holy Spirit, life force, vibration among others depending on your cultural lens. (Google “CIA Gateway Process” for a consciousness study from US Gov’t. www.cia.gov/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00788R001700210016-5.pdf )
David Lynch, fortune cookie extraordinaire
That's fun and funny ❤🌞
Love you to Mr Lynch.
Thanks David, much appreciate it.
Thank you, David Lynch!
I love you David Lynch
The real maturity press always golden button.
This is Jay Bauman's morning alarm.
Love you too David
David just talking to himself
"You are a brilliant man with...lots of well though out...practical ideas. You are ensuring the financial security of this company for years to come. Oh, yes---and your personal hygiene is above reproach."
Needed this, love you king
Wholesome Lynch is a redundancy
I wish my mom would say these kind of things.
I almost believe it coming from you.
Why did this make me happy? Lol
SAME
'cause it resonates deep in your truthhole.
Because it's no other than David-fucking-Lynch saying that to you
still looks good. he could make a special appearance in many films.
THANK YOU DAVID!
Thanks, David! You have a very good heart, a very good heart!
i always knew he loved me
So wholesome
So full of grace
Damn Lynch lookin good in a beard!
YOU MAKE A GOOD MOVIE SIR LIKE THE ONE WHERE THE GUY WITH FEAR FACES IT AND SCARES HIM I LIKE THAT ONE
I want that Mulholland Drive sign.
Thank you. Very kind words.
Ahh, it's like a Wellness session from Severance
I lowkey needed this in my life
Que bonito es mi abuelito, muy sabio
Thank David. It's because of good fellow Hindus like your self that I am inspired to carry myself as a servant of men and a gentleman. Here's to the art life pal.
thank you david i love it when you lie to me
Thank you beard David
I love him too
I needed this. Thank you, David
god bless you all
Thank you David
I like his eraserhead photo up in his studio!
Hey, he's talking about you!
do you want me to cry
David Lynch now looks like my grandfather, who died in 2001, so that’s very strange.
Thanks David!
Hey thanks David Lynch
it's getting close to the end y'all!
Obrigado, David.
O Brasil também te ama.
"CoMe To bRaZiL"
@@al112v4 not you... Please dont come to Brasil
Wow I'm blushing rn
Thanks I love you too.
Very wholesome
Thank to however uploaded this!
man, I needed to hear that
Can’t wait for his new film !
We love you too Maestro Lynch!
Thank you David, I like your movies and think you're very in touch with the human psyche and subconscious and are very intelligent, and you're very kind :) I wish you happiness and comfiness fren
But guys... even though the Lynch film isn't coming... He's gonna act in a Stephen Spielberg movie.... 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
:) Thank you, David :)
Excelente oirte!!!
Amo tus películas.
You're just flattering me sir, but thank you David.
Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies...
When did David Lynch get on Cameo?....strange days.
thanks david
Just what I needed to hear, thanks David!
Introverts confessing to their crush be like
David Lynch is a national treasure!
Thank you David Lynch.
"Thank you, sir...but this is a McDonalds drive-thru. Can I take your order?"
Thank you David! Love you too!
Thank you, Mr. Lynch, and right back at you.
Thank you Mr. Lynch. I needed that today!
much love
I’m good enough. I’m smart enough. And, doggone it, people like me. Thanks, David!
Just like the guy I love❤
Awww! I feel the same way about Mr. Lynch!
Thanks buddy, you too 👍
9/10 accurate for me lmao
You got a heart condition?
“You make people feel at ease”
Well I guess my wife, but that’s about it.
What's the purpose of lying in a YT comment section? 0/5 gang represent!
Weirdly fixated on my heart.....
_nervously glances at organ donor symbol on driver's license_
This was kinda what I needed rn…
It takes one to know one. Thank you, Sweet Heart. Everybody, have a great day. 1️⃣♥️
Aaw Thanks David
really makes me feel seen
This makes me feel better
Challenge for everyone. Listen to this whilst also listening to The World Spins by Julee Cruise, then try not to cry.
Good luck, you're gonna need it
I love you too
He can't have been talking to me.
Your description - classy
This made my day lol 🙌🏻 Love you too David Lynch
He read that, but thank you very much