Nadia Mohamed Right lol! They did seem to be having a lot more fun than I ever had putting together IKEA furniture with my ex, perhaps we should've gotten drunk first lol. :P
Nadia Mohamed Oh i'm sure of that! It can be very frustrating at the best of times lol. I wont buy anything from IKEA again, I think their products are cheaply made and break way to easily, but that's just me though. ;)
Nadia Mohamed I now buy my stuff pre-assembled. That's very nice of your brother to do that for you :) My sister gets me to do the same thing cos she and her husband always gets into arguments when they have too put things together at least that's what they tell me anyway lol. ;)
Next time I need furniture built, I'm going to tell some drunken friends that it's a contest to see who can build something faster while drunk. Then bam -- new, but potentially terribly built -- furniture.
I'll have you know relationships have been ruined, divorce proceedings begun from the stress of IKEA assembly. This video should be considered a PSA - do it while drunk and it'll be funny no matter who has the hammer.
HAHAHA! At first I was thinking, "How is purchasing an IKEA cabinet going to show people, when I'm out and about, that I love FACTS.?" Then Niamh popped out with the shirt.. Love these guys.
"I don't even know what that is!" Isn't that the shelf that goes inside of it? I mean, I could be wrong, but... Pretty sure it's the shelf that goes inside. XD
I love Niamh's accent! If a remake of Circle Of Friends is ever done she would be a great Bernadette! She is how i kinda pictured Benny to be in the book before i ever saw the movie.
LOL, the first 2 minutes are of you guys just looking at the stuff! Hahaha, this was hilarious. We just did an IKEA vlog and it wasn't anything like this. Thanks for the fun post guys! - Neil
Facts and the time-honored tradition of giving your chums alcohol in exchange for moving/building shit. Well done. Also, I love these two; they're not obnoxiously salty.
This was hilarious the people when manage facts probably bought that shelf for the office and was like it don't feel like building this... WE SHOULD GET TWO PEOPLE DRUNK AND MAKE THEM BUILD IT! THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
Beauty Tangent They were building furniture. Not tidying up. You must learn there are certain requirements for drunken endeavors! One is that you keep your stumble-bumming focused on ONE activity at a time!
the guy who did the video needed his furniture assembled :D "hey guys got an idea, you see this there, well get hammered and assemble it for m.. euh assemble it "
Facts team "Guys we got a new cupboard from Ikea, can one of you set it up?" everyone "NOPE!" one genius "get the talent in, get em drunk and make it a video?" that guy got a raise for sure
I’ve found myself buying things to assemble as a way to pass the time while drinking, and thing being pleasantly surprised the next morning to find a new piece of furniture in my house...and unpleasantly surprised to find a puddle of blood near the item and having to search my body until I find a random wound that I can’t account for.
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The two words I most look forward to when clicking on a Facts. video - "drunk people".
The best ones!
They are Irish people after all
Yeah and I'm one of them slainte
stephen white
Slainte - and I'll probably be seeing you on Cyprus Hill in the wee hours, lol.
Myself as well.
I can't even assemble ikea furniture when I'm sober
Anita! So true. One has to be absolutely sober AND in a good mood to put this stuff together.
+Man on phone legend.
+Man on phone lol I get the entire joke
That means you need to drink!
Oddly enough I can't do it drunk or sober, but I can stoned. Mostly because my patience is supreme XD
Someone at Facts was like "it really need to assemble my new office furniture but I don't want to do it myself....time to make a new video"
Why didn't they have Dermot and Donal do this video?? They really need to have their own drunk series.
yesss! I agree!
Yesss!!!
Was looking forward to a Dermot and Donal Explain Labour Day drunk off their asses but not complaining about this one.
I automatically presumed it was going to be them
Presumably the amount required to get them well and truly drunk, rather than just imperceptibly buzzed, is more than Facts.' entire yearly budget.
if this was a buzzfeed Drunk People Try To Assemble IKEA Furniture they would have only take 1 shot and 2 beers.
they would also get emotional and cry about how they used to be bullied and body shamed
+Memesmemesmemes Too true 😂
they are really scared of shots down at Buzzfeed
+Karol Bała I'll critique them for a lot but i wont critique their fear of shots. Even the thought of straight vodka makes me shudder
Light weights at Buzzfeed? After watching my Irish friends, I’ll never waste time watching Buzzkill! Okay, I’ve only seen PART of one of theirs...
George is a very nice drunk, he would be fun to get drunk with
I'm pretty sure that spare was supposed to go inside to form two shelves...
but then again, IKEA scares me. Even when I'm sober.
Yeah, def a shelf. Hahaha.
You forgot all the arguing and blaming that is essential when putting IKEA furniture together with another person. :)
Nadia Mohamed Right lol! They did seem to be having a lot more fun than I ever had putting together IKEA furniture with my ex, perhaps we should've gotten drunk first lol. :P
Nadia Mohamed Oh i'm sure of that! It can be very frustrating at the best of times lol. I wont buy anything from IKEA again, I think their products are cheaply made and break way to easily, but that's just me though. ;)
Nadia Mohamed I now buy my stuff pre-assembled. That's very nice of your brother to do that for you :) My sister gets me to do the same thing cos she and her husband always gets into arguments when they have too put things together at least that's what they tell me anyway lol. ;)
Chad Atchison which is why when I'm doin it, I send people on Holliday to have peace and quiet to it on me own
Kasino80 Good idea lol.
I'm actually impressed that they were smart enough to organize the pieces beforehand and then use the cardboard to hammer in the outside nails.
HAHAHAHA "you can give this to a family...to keep their baby in"
Next time I need furniture built, I'm going to tell some drunken friends that it's a contest to see who can build something faster while drunk. Then bam -- new, but potentially terribly built -- furniture.
Also, I'm looking forward to GEORGEANDNIAMHSPROJECT2017. Make it happen, friends. And FUCKING FINALLY, the merch!
Sounds like some construction sites I worked on when I was younger, lol.
J-Me You mean booze doesn't make construction easier? 😂
pinkysworn
It makes the results easier to accept, lol.
+Nadia Mohamed what's up with you are you awake
I used to work at IKEA and would have to do this sleep deprived at 3:00 AM. I know how they feel.
You were drunk on the job?
+Irishman No, but usually incredibly sleep deprived.
sleep deprived would be hard to assemble
man! I'd really hate that.
Funfact: Being deprived of sleep and being drunk has the same effects on your cognitive abilities.
After 5 shots and 3 beers I couldn't _spell_ "IKEA furniture," never mind assemble it.
Jane Lin 😂 I love that.
I bet leather jacket guy could do it
i agree 👍
+hear fan
Would you really want to combine him, Guinness, tools, and helpless furniture parts?
nakyer That would really be fun to watch :D
hear fan
But the poor hinges and screws, friend! THINK OF THE POOR HINGES AND SCREWS!!!
"WELL I AM AN EXPERT AT SCREWING HINGES... ARE YE HAVIN' THAT?"
The secret to assembling IKEA furniture?
Duct Tape. A crapload of Duct Tape.
"Stop body shaming screws."
This is like relationship goals for moving into your first house together.
NEVER CLIKED ON SOMETHING SO FAST
same here
Same. Especially seeing George Fox/Beanie guy in the thumbnail - winner.
Him and Davey are my favorites
Word.
I think "CLIKED" is a combination between "clicked" and "liked" and I totally agree and did the same thing.
She's gonna spill her beer...she's gonna spill her beer...she's gonna-yep there she's goes
Niamh is my favorite out of all the Facts ladies, put her in more videos!.. please :)
I’m actually more impressed that anyone from Ireland knows about Columbo. Like, what American remembers that show?
especially Millennials.
Older people remember it, I guess? 🤷♀️.
Fun fact I'm drunk while watching this.
Fact!
I'm always drunk when watching Facts. Mainly because they do videos where they try foreign alcohol and it makes me want to drink with them.
Mariah Severs Fact!
+Mariah Butts You're not the only one. I know I tried building a model plane drunk before and it turned out fine. But I doubt I can pull this off. 😂
Same. it's 2:30 am on a Tuesday morning in dc... I have work In 6 hours.... I should sleep lol
Niamh's so pretty and cheerful!
I saw a video on another channel where they assembled Ikea furniture while on acid. Next challenge, perhaps?
Hikea is the channel. They also have a video of a guy on shrooms doing it.
I audibly groaned when she kicked over the glass of Guinness. "NOOOOOOOOO"
RIP
2:35 I'm thinking "I'm surprised nobody's knocked that over."... then 2:45 happened.
Sacrilege! She spilled the Guinness!
When I saw that beer glass at 0:55 just chilling in the corner, I knew it was gonna spill! THE CLUTZ IN ME KNEW IT!
Facts continues to provide some of the cutest Irish girls next door.
Drunk people + drills = Oh my god no....
I'll have you know relationships have been ruined, divorce proceedings begun from the stress of IKEA assembly. This video should be considered a PSA - do it while drunk and it'll be funny no matter who has the hammer.
Love George, he cracks me up. Especially when he's drunk!! Big thumbs up for this video! 😂
I love both being drunk and putting together flatpack furniture
This is like a dream for me
Any video with Niamh in always gets a thumbs up.
This is my new favorite. I could watch this for days.
"I just want you to know... you're doing SO well." How cute is he?!?
She is SO freakin adorable.
sway Z yes she is.😀
HAHAHA! At first I was thinking, "How is purchasing an IKEA cabinet going to show people, when I'm out and about, that I love FACTS.?" Then Niamh popped out with the shirt.. Love these guys.
"I don't even know what that is!"
Isn't that the shelf that goes inside of it? I mean, I could be wrong, but... Pretty sure it's the shelf that goes inside. XD
you know that thing you didn't know what it was for.....It's a shelf for the inside
"Stop body shaming screws." *cracks up*
The end clip 😂😂😂
Can't believe they actually managed to get it put together completely - it's hard enough sober
Mostly completely. I think that one piece was still off to the side. I'm thinking it was supposed to be a shelf...
I hadn't realized just how much I needed this video in my life until now.
I love Niamh's accent! If a remake of Circle Of Friends is ever done she would be a great Bernadette! She is how i kinda pictured Benny to be in the book before i ever saw the movie.
bein drunk and watching drunk people do stuff is wonderful
LOL, the first 2 minutes are of you guys just looking at the stuff! Hahaha, this was hilarious. We just did an IKEA vlog and it wasn't anything like this. Thanks for the fun post guys!
- Neil
I nearly had a heart attack when Niamh was cutting the box toward herself and George and slipped.
You can be sober and you still can't even figure out that Rubik's cube of freaking furniture
"stop body shaming the screws man" lmao
And I need one of those tshirts
The drunk girl in this is adorable.
Dangers associated with working for Facts:
Alcoholism and food poisoning
Facts and the time-honored tradition of giving your chums alcohol in exchange for moving/building shit. Well done. Also, I love these two; they're not obnoxiously salty.
I love it when Facts gets drunk and does shit.
I don't know if drunk people should be trusted with scissors and power tools
Emily E B you really believe they are drunk? K
Niamh is gorgeous. I've had a crush on her since I started watching Facts videos.
*Irish people critique abstract art* (Because my last comment seems to have disappeared)
I wish you would make that suggestion more often.
+MoRiellyMoProblems that's sarcasm, right?
***** Maybe, maybe not.
Drunk Irish people critique abstract art.
I'm trying to be on time for you, bud, It's just dodgy as I've been flying all over the place. But I still believe!
This was hilarious the people when manage facts probably bought that shelf for the office and was like it don't feel like building this... WE SHOULD GET TWO PEOPLE DRUNK AND MAKE THEM BUILD IT! THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
Niamh is so freaking cute!
This is amazing. I can't even blink right after 3 shots.
I liked the slow motion drinking shots at the start of the video with the music, it was like an Irish rap video gone wrong
They also tried Stoned People,
but those guys just started giggling, laid down on the floor and watched the box for half an hour.
More videos involving drunk Irish people doing stuff! These kill me every time. 😂😂😂
They're worried about 27 steps when they haven't gone through 12 steps.
Get leather jacket guy in on this shit! XD
I love how she scratched the wood with the scissors and didn't realise it for a while xD
"tomorrows episode on buzzfeed: fake stoned people try to assemble ikea furniture"
George is the spitting image of a guy I went to uni with, so kiddo you have a doppelgänger. Great craic.
ALL morning news casters should read the news pissed...that would make my day.
This is art. Would love to see Donal and Dermot do something similar :D
IKEA furniture will make you wish you were drunk, so may as well be from the start. "Legs for days, son!"
Even sober, my assemble yourself furniture comes out like this
I knew that beer was going to spill the second i saw it.
+246kisses
AND IT WAS GUINNESS!!!! THIS MUST NOT BE!
What a sin!
Did you see the slop pile of wet paper towels in the corner? She just left it like that. Was driving me crazy. lol
Beauty Tangent
They were building furniture. Not tidying up. You must learn there are certain requirements for drunken endeavors! One is that you keep your stumble-bumming focused on ONE activity at a time!
the guy who did the video needed his furniture assembled :D
"hey guys got an idea, you see this there, well get hammered and assemble it for m.. euh assemble it "
pretty feckin awesome...I can't put furniture together sober let alone after a few drinks LOL
Make drunk people do jigsaw puzzles
This should be a series!!
Geography may divide the people of different nations but the struggle of putting together ikea furniture unites us all
It would be more accurate to do this hungover and end with a couple's argument that includes threats of divorce.
Facts team "Guys we got a new cupboard from Ikea, can one of you set it up?"
everyone "NOPE!"
one genius "get the talent in, get em drunk and make it a video?"
that guy got a raise for sure
I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure that extra board was a shelf hahahahhaha
I’ve found myself buying things to assemble as a way to pass the time while drinking, and thing being pleasantly surprised the next morning to find a new piece of furniture in my house...and unpleasantly surprised to find a puddle of blood near the item and having to search my body until I find a random wound that I can’t account for.
Leg for daze son
*Glass of Guinness sitting on the carpet, minding its own business* Oh yeah, you're going down at some point in this video.
I love that bearded dude.
Great concept. Great execution. Well done, lads.
That's like me when I'm drunk trying to study the horse racing form
Assembling ikea furniture while sober isn't even possible. Stupid screws always missing 😂
So, when I saw this video idea in the Facts. submission section, I thought "that is a terrible idea for a video". But now, seeing it here, I liked it.
That was really funny! They should drink even more. You guys are pretty good.
Just got to love the "How to be a functional alcoholic" channel! ;)
Drunk people build a Lego Millenium Falcon or Star Destroyer! :D Maybe when the new movie comes out?
Reinforcing that negative stereotype, one video at a time. Great work lads.
Seriously love the Adventure Time T-Shirt!
Damn, I love FACTS. Love, Love, LOOOVE!
Loved the editing in the intro.
I don't think I've assembled an ikea product without a fews cans , I am the ikea master builder. I bet I'd be crap at it sober
Great idea! Let's give drunk people dangerous power tools and see how they do!
I have a sneaky feeling sober would not have been much better . LOL
I wan to see the rest of the group do this challenge!!!!
+Steve Crider
These two are the only ones who made it to the end without passing out.
8P
Wait a minute, I thought Irish people are immune to alcohol : )